DANGER ZONE

Well what more can I say than that it's been a long time, almost too long, but thankfully there's someone competent enough behind the cWo steering wheel to see that there's still a market for a true mind for the business, a visionary, if you will.

Setting The Expectation

Now that I'm recognized as the first true voice of the cWo internet universe, a pioneer, a messenger of sorts it should be my responsibility to set the expectation for you, the reader, for what to expect from the Danger Zone. Well to keep it simple the Danger Zone is a no holds barred playground for me to speak my piece about the rights and the wrongs of this company, since I know Tony Awesome will appreciate feedback, Andrew Fiasco on the other hand I advised to turn away now, since I know how much the truth intimidates and scares you, if you have anything to say about me you can keep your mouth shut, because nobody forced you to read this.

Getting Started

So where do I start? I know on first glance that since my client and best friend Nick Dangerous hung his boots up as the standard bearer in the cWo all the not ready for prime time players in the cWo seem to be shuffling and vying for the spot. Can't blame them for trying, but it's all for naught since even Nick Dangerous' worst enemies are begging for his return! Talk about a lull!

State of the cWo

I guess the best place to really start is to let you readers know what I think of the product as it stands. I'll cast the fact that Nick Dangerous is no longer a part of it aside and say that there are trickles of greatness sprinkles among the organization but it seems that the powers that be(or power, I should say) that try to cast it aside and sweep it under the rug like it happened by accident, but it's like they say, everything happens for a reason, and there's a lot of good things going in the cWo if you look deep through the frothy, filmy, gamy crust of excrement that covers it and to help save everyone time looking for it as the debut installment of the Danger Zone focuses on the best and worst things going in the current formation of the organization.

The Worst

Andrew Fiasco - This man has been running roughshod over the cWo for far too long, I mean where did this joker even come from huh? The only thing he had in his resume of note before getting his job was getting his arms ripped out of the socket by Heretic. Nothing put a bigger smile on my face than the rumor of Fiasco's termination. I'm sick of a world where business decisions are decided on favoritism. We're living in a world where Nick Dangerous sits at home as his legacy collects dust and his bank account dwindles just because "Fiasco doesn't like him." Now he can hide his true feelings behind petty excuses like "Nick is asking too much," and pretend that there's some overlying moral purpose to why he's denying him entry, but keep Fiasco's moral dignity in mind the next time John Manningham is back in the cWo spreading his insecurities and homophobia quicker than Thaddeus can travel around the globe.

Josh Cantrell - Speaking of insecurities. Uncrowned Champion? A loss is a loss Cantrell, they say time doesn't heel wounds but being a sore loser isn't a wound, it's just a shame that those people ate up everything you had to say because all I saw was a poor excuse of a man making excuses for himself, but excuses like that are nothing but crutches, you won't be able to lean on them for too long. I mean you do realize since you're back but you realize you're back you're gonna have to once again put your money where your mouth is right? I mean that is until Chazz Mendel breaks your hand again.

Muru - What Muru said on Friday is exactly the thing I'm talking about that's wrong with this company, while Tony Awesome tries to innovate, Muru comes from the same frame of mind as Fiasco where somehow the dead and buried is relevant. Notorious JON was put in his place, along with Roman, and Chris Michaels, in one fell swoop. Me and Nick? We shared a laugh when we saw them riding, or, limping their way in the sunset, never to be seen again, all thanks to Heretic, and now here you are finally deciding on a cause worth fighting for and it's to bring Jon back? To steal a line from the devil himself, are you SERIOUS? You're taking a giant step forward just so the rest of us can take a giant step back, how do you get anything done in a day? And what happens if you succeed? Are you just gonna let him walk all over you and realize how insignificant you are all over again? Give me a break.

Johnny Serious - You're lucky the rest of the world believes you when you say you want Nick Dangerous back, but you know as well as I know that unless Nick Dangerous changes his name to Dade Davis and has his name written on a plaque hanging on a wall Fiasco won't even give him a second glance, if you REALLY want him back you should join the rally for the termination of Andrew Fiasco, because he's the ONLY reason you're not getting what you claim you want so bad, but I have a feeling you already know that.

The Best

Tony Awesome - A true visionary, from making Muru a ring announcer, to taking over Fiasco's go nowhere Path of Kings tournament, to advertising on the women's division this is the kind of mind you want to lead the pack to higher terrain. He's a progressive thinker, he looks forward, he moves forward, he thinks forward. If the cWo fans want entertainment and are sick of all the nostalgia then allow me to once again point in the direction of Andrew Fiasco, and know that Fiasco is the one reason we'll never be able to see what potential cWo can really reach.

Jacob Baxter - Jacob Baxter is a man who I support 100% in his desire to be U.S. Champion. If I weren't loyal to Nick Dangerous I would volunteer my services to manage his career and take him to the top, but instead I choose to recognize his greatness through my writing. You see Johnny Serious when Nick Dangerous was the World Champion he lived and breathed the title, Chazz Mendel is the Champion and he lives and breathes it, you're the U.S. Champion and you live and breathe Nick Dangerous, you've become so consumed by the idea of trying to convince the world you were something more than a star by association to him that's all you can think of, Baxter's the kind of guy I know that when he inevitably wins that title that will be all he lives for, doesn't have to worry about what other people think, or his reputation, because he knows who he is and what he's capable of, and that nobody can take that away from him.

Heretic: He did the right thing at Cyberslam and it looks like he's got a new project in Muru, do us all a favor and shut him up for good. I'm sick of people talking about the past, let's think about the future.

Wrapping It Up

That's it for the first installment of the Danger Zone, hasty as it is. The further I go into this thing the more organized it will become. Stay tuned for the future as we might even be in store for some thoughts from Nick Dangerous himself. But until then, don't be afraid to write signs to the shows and let the REAL higher ups in cWo know what you think of Fiasco and his stranglehold on the company.