DANGER ZONE

Where Have You Been?

Tony Awesome himself had sent me an email last night wondering where I've been, why I haven't been fulfilling the duties he's hired me for specifically and the answer is while I may have missed a week of providing you cWo fans with my opinions on the goings on within the company, I have been fulfilling the duties he's hired me for, and I silenced any doubts in his eyes that I am a worthwhile acquisition to work on the website.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

The reason I missed a week should be obvious, last time I was seen or heard I was making an ultimatum to Andrew Fiasco that he has until Glory to come clean about his shady dealings within the company or I will drop the bomb myself, and I'm running under the assumption that I'm gonna have to drop the bomb myslef anyways, I provided the ultimatum as an outlet for Andrew Fiasco to seize the opportunity to be a man, but since we all know he's more comfortable shying away from the truth, I've been doing research, researching every facet of the case I'm about to crack wide open because Fiasco made a fool out of Dangerous and I once, and once only, if I'm not gonna be remembered amongst the cWo fans for being the ingenius promoter of a man who should be considered the standard bearer when it comes to wrestling ability in the cWo I will be remembered for a man who sent Fiasco on his way out of this place and helped the cWo take a step towards equality.

Where Do We Go From Here?

I'll admit through all my hard work I've been burned out on anything else, I don't have the energy to touch any major issues this week though I do realize there's a lot to touch on, thanks to Mary Joe Wolf and Heretic there's scumbaggery that's spread abound in the cWo that these two individuals, just as a mere example have exposed and changed the landscape of your average fan's understanding of what lies on the surface in this organization, I'm gonna keep it simple this week and provide my predictions for the outcomes on the matches scheduled for tomorrow night's Glory.

Raymond Jacobson v.s. Chandler Dalmon

This is a toss up for me. We have a prima donna at one corner, we have a blue chipper with a false sense of entitlement on the other. I agree with Chandler Dalmon when he says that someone needs to take Raymond Jacobson aside and tell him that he's not all that he says he is, but at the same time, Chandler Dalmon isn't my cup of tea either. All I'm gonna say is just because you shop at the store NEXT to Hot Topic doesn't make your headlock any tighter, doesn't make your wrestling any smoother! I know the psychology around my columns is supportive of progressive thinking, but I'm not inspired by your artificial brand of progressive thinking you remind me of my spoiled little nephew who thinks he's better than me, when newsflash: he's thirteen, screw him.

Prediction: Chandler Dalmon

Chastity McGavin vs. JJ Carter

It just seems all too convenient for J.J. Carter to forget that Rosa Parks ever existed because it seems like he's trying to follow in her footsteps. Mary Joe Wolf is the Rosa Parks of our time and hopefully when I get Andrew Fiasco out of here it will help the rest of us to open our eyes and understand that. Mary Joe is the John Pilchard to Chastity's Nick Dangerous, and Nick Dangerous doesn't lose easily, J.J. Carter may have a win over Nick Dangerous but that was a victory tainted by run ins and controversy, and will always have an asterisk next to it, with all third parties banned from ringside, history won't repeat itself.

Prediction: Chastity McGavin

"Donnybrook" match Devon Dice vs. Thaddeus Walker

Here we have a man so passionate in his craft he's willing to put his own family on the line just to showcase his work. On the other side of the spectrum we have a man so heartless and callous that he's willing to accept a match under the condition that his victory will ruin a family unit. As a man of family myself I hope that family unity takes hold in this first ever.

Prediction: Thaddeus Walker

Last Man Standing Match Heretic vs. Muru

The name Megan Meier comes to mind when I think of this match. For those who don't read the news she was the victim of online bullying when a girl Megan Meier had a falling out with's mother created a faux myspace account in the guise of a boy she liked, only to tell her the world would be a better place without her. Case in point the poor girl committed suicide by hanging. I can tell you that there are probably a handful of good, decent people who would like to see the mother placed in a Last Man Standing match with a raging psychopath, but I'll settle for someone of her ilk in Muru to take the fall for all bullies across America as I don't think Muru's going to get up from this one. I hope the Kiefer family is watching.

Prediction: Heretic

US title match Jacob Baxter vs. Josh Cantrell vs. Johnny Serious (c)

If Johnny Serious keeps pushing Fiasco's buttons, Fiasco might fire him too, since that seems to be the easy solution for all of Fiasco's problems, since it scrounges up more pocket change so he can afford that prestigious contract signature from Chris Michaels, right? Seriously, the only one in this match with any gas in his tank is Jacob Baxter and you would be an idiot to predict otherwise, we have three men here, one who is blazing through the roster, one who hasn't won a match since he showed his face and another with a hole in his head and a lack of focus, no brainer. Total no brainer.

Prediction: Jacob Baxter

World Title Match Ladder Match "The Comeback Kid" Andrew Phillips vs. Chazz Mendel (c)

Andrew Phillips thinks he's really smart for thinking Chazz doesn't know how to climb a ladder. Phillips has no reason to undermine Chazz Mendel and I wouldn't be surprised if the recent spark of madness within Chazz Mendel is a ploy to play into Andrew's ill founded confidence. I've been following Chazz Mendel for a great portion of his career, if for any other reason than he and Nick Dangerous have wound up in the same promotions on a multitude of occasions, and he's a fighter, he's a champion, and above all else he's a winner. He'll jump from the top of the ladder down foot first on your throat if he has to, with a title on the line he'll find a way. Then Andrew can sulk alongside Devon Dice knowing that the family structure in the cWo remains intact, homewreckers.

Prediction: Chazz Mendel