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Had no choice but to post on the boards. Respond with feedback. I had to summarize a match because it didn't get done. And this is the first show back so... I had to improvise a few things for some unaccounted for handlers. If you don't like what is being done... just let me know.
Live from San Jose, California
cWo Presents Driven 106
Tuesday, May 18th, 2010
Deadline: Monday May 17th, 11:59pm
Compiler: (asucker)
Metal’s Dead
[Tiffany Tolberg stands backstage with a microphone.]
Tiffany Tolberg: Well, Joel, tonight's main event seems to be destined to be a classic, and the word backstage is-
[She's suddenly interrupted by a somber looking Victor Emmit, who wears a "Dio" T-Shirt. He positions himself near the mic]
Victor Emmit: Who the hell cares, Tiffany? What does it matter when the all time God of metal is no longer with us?
Tolberg: Excuse me?
Victor E: Dio's gone, Tiffany. Metal's dead.
[Suddenly, Notorious JON, also dressed in a "Dio" shirt, steps into the frame.]
Notorious JON: I'm as bummed as you are, V. Been blasting Holy Diver all day.
Victor: You ever hear Holy Diver, Tiffany?
Tolberg: Sorry, I haven't.
Notorious JON: Well, time for an education.
[He takes the mic from Tiffany and holds it out to Victor.]
Victor: Holy Diver is about rocking so hard that Satan himself quivers like a little girl at the thought of your heavy metal majesty.
Notorious JON: Holy Diver is about getting so pumped that you wouldn't think twice about punching a baby in the face just for knowing that one day it may become a man who will consider looking at you funny.
Victor: It's about having testicles the size of volleyballs and drinking the blood of the weak.
Notorious JON: And crapping fire and molten lava on all your vanqiushed foes! But you can't even begin to comprehend Holy Diver! None of us can! We are NOTHING compared to the glory that was Ronnie James Dio.
[They both throw the metal horns up.]
Victor: Rest in peace.
[NJ pats Victor on the back.]
Notorious JON: I got Heaven and Hell on Vinyl. Let's rock out and burn one for Ronnie
[NJ hands the mic back to a confused looking Tiffany Tolberg, then the two former members of Face Turn exit the frame.]
Intro
[We hear the sound of a car transmission revving up as the introduction to Danko Jones' "Code of the Rode" begins to play. We see a camera shot of a yellow sports car in a rural desert setting speeding past the camera's view.]
I live by the code of the road
[Mike Logan with the World Championship around his waist gyrates his hips in front of a backdrop showing a first person view of a high speed drive down the road.]
Every single night of my life
[We see quick shots of past events, Victor Emmit diving off the top rope to the outside with the Mosh Pit on a group of individuals, Bellatrix Drake holding Mad Maddie up with a torture rack, Chazz Mendel leaping off the top rope with the Fated Circle.]
Nobody knows a single place I go
[Behind the travelling backdrop, Johnny Serious smirks at the camera.]
City by city, night after night
[We see Mr. Rich applying a leg lock inside a steel cage on Barrett Hawk, Cassie Charisma whirling in circles with the spinning leg scissors on Nox Bones, Johnny Vandal hitting Vandalism on Victor Emmit]
Been a long time on this lonely road yeah
[We see Ryan Shane posing in front of the grainy travelling backdrop with Amber Lynn hanging on his left arm.]
Nothing Comes Easy But It's Worth The Fight
[We see Devon Dice on the top rope holding his United States Championship in the air, and a clip of Notorious JON in the ring with a microphone busting out a high note.]
If you've seen it once, I've seen it twice before
[Muru stands in front of the travelling backdrop with his arms folded.]
Little By Little, Night After Night
[Muru hits a Muru Splash from the top rope on Jacob Baxter. We see a backstage staredown between Jen Diamond and Bellatrix Drake. J.J. Carter hits the Youth Movement on a local talent.]
You ve been waiting for this all of you life yeah
The time is now to go
[Evette dances on the hood of a car with a travelling backdrop behind it.]
No hesitation, no backing down now
[We see Mac Johnson walking down the aisle with John Pilchard proudly leading him, Cassie Charisma enthusiastically pointing to the audience as she makes her entrance, Mike Logan and Sabrina Swallows making out.]
So Just Take It Away
[Johnny Serious hits the Got Serious’d through the screen. The camera pans across the San Jose Arena focusing on several fans in the crowd. They then focus on Joel Nelson, Robbie Hart, and Peter Tiger at ringside.
Joel Nelson: Welcome to another amazing episode of Driven and boy is this going to be controversial.
Peter Tiger: Just weeks after winning the World heavyweight title, Mac Johnson has unexpectedly been let go.
Robbie Hart: Now our fearless leader Robbie Hart has to clean up the mess with two HUGE matches.
Nelson: And do not forget about Stephanie Bliss taking on Bellatrix Drake. Talk about a dream match!
Handpicked
[“Crawling” by Linkin Park hits the P.A system as the arena is filled with a chorus of boos. Tony Awesome walks out with the cWo World Heavyweight title draped over his shoulder. He makes his way down to the ring with shades on even though he is indoors.]
Hart: He looks to be in good spirits!
Nelson: Yeah, he shouldn’t be. We have no world champion!
Tiger: Oh you know he has a plan. We have two huge matches that will decide the Cyberslam main event.
Nelson: Yeah, it just seems like a way to shoe horn Johnny Vandal into that main event and hand him the World Heavyweight title.
Hart: He’s playing it fair. Devon Dice is a tough costumer, Joel.
Nelson: I still don’t trust it.
[Tony Awesome hops into the ring and pulls off his shades. He then asks for a microphone as the chorus of boos do not stop.]
Awesome: By now, many of you have heard about the unfortunate events that happened to the FORMER World Heavyweight Champion, Mac Johnson. What can I say? Pilchard was wrong. And now we are left with a World Heavyweight Champion thanks to Mac Johnson’s so-called vices.
[The fans boo before Awesome continues.]
Awesome: Most men in my position would freak and run away due to Cyberslam just being weeks away. Yes, we are weeks away from the biggest event of the year and yes, we have no champion and number one contender. That is why tonight I made two matches that will determine the very fate of the Cyberslam main event. Firstly, former World Heavyweight champions and former Cyberslam Main eventers Chazz Mendel and Johnny Serious will face off to become the number one contender to the World heavyweight title at the grandest stage of them all. And they will be facing the man who will be walking out the World Heavy Weight Champion tonight. My hand picked man to be World Heavyweight Champion will finally receive what I have been promising him for months now. That is right, I guarantee that Johnny Vandal will be walking out the World Heavyweight Champion.
[Once Vandal’s name is mentioned, the boos rise even further throughout the arena.]
Hart: You know, I like the sound of that, it is about damn time!
Nelson: Tony Awesome is forgetting to mention who Mr. Vandal’s opponent is tonight.
Tiger: Devon Dice is a non-factor!
Awesome: Of course, I couldn’t just hand him the title, he DOES have to earn. There is you proof that I am not just after having my way. Vandal has to beat the two time L.O.P winner, the multiple time tag team champion, former World Champion and Cyberslam Main Eventer AND your current United States Champion: Devon Dice. Why did I give Vandal such a decorated opponent? To prove all along that I was right. To prove that I know who can cut it… and who can’t.
[The fans boo because they know who he is referencing.]
Hart: I wonder who he is talking about?
Nelson: I think we know exactly who he is talking about.
Awesome: You see, I know who is World championship material and it is about time my views on this get listened to. For years I had to sit back and watch people who do not deserve to be World Heavy Weight champion hold this prestigious title. Recently, it was Mac Johnson, but before it was Josh Cantrell, Chris Michaels and ESPECIALLY that pain in the ass, too small to compete Moo….
[Suddenly, before he can finish up his spiel, a hooded man rushes from the audience and hustles into the ring. He attacks Tony Awesome from behind and starts laying him out with punches. The fans cheer as the man stands up and pulls off his hood.]
Nelson: MURU! It’s Muru!
Hart: Ah hell, I thought, he left again!
Tiger: Apparently he is back… again!
[Muru notices security being lead by Johnny Vandal down the rampway. He picks up the World title and then high tails it out of the ring and over the barricade.]
Hart: Thief! Tony Awesome is right; Muru is no good.
Nelson: You don’t think that Muru isn’t just doing what Tony Awesome and Johnny Vandal did to him months ago?
Tiger: Muru isn’t even contracted anymore.
[Muru disappears into the crowd with the World title. Tony Awesome and Johnny Vandal look on and shout orders to security.]
[Commercial]
Return to Sender
[Tony Awesome storms backstage and immediately runs up to Tiffany Tolberg.]
Awesome: Give me the mic!
Tolberg: But…
Awesome: I am not asking you a question, give me the mic!
[Tolberg gives him the mic and then walks away.]
Awesome: Muru, I am sure you have already high tailed it out of here, but you have gone too far. You have cWo property and you MUST return it. Next week, I want you to personally return the belt to me AND I want you to be humble about it. Sure, you have no reason to show up. You just hit and run and then steal from the company you supposedly LOVE so much that you can’t stay longer two months in. But I am asking you to actually be a man and give me the belt back next week on Driven or the Consequences will not be good for you.
[Tony throws down the mic and then stomps down the hallway.]
[The action then cuts back to the arena.]
Nelson: Wow, it has been quite the night so far.
Tiger: Your telling me? We had a champion released earlier in the week and now we have a title taken under siege by a former employee… Muru.
Hart: Yeah and apparently Muru is going to be in for a world of hurt next week if he even shows up.
Stephanie Bliss Vs. Bellatrix Drake
[Bellatrix stands in the middle of the ring as her music dies down. She awaits her opponent.]
Nelson: Welcome back! As you can tell, we are prepared for some women’s action. Many will say that this match can lead to a deciding factor of who we will be seeing heading into Cyberslam for the Women’s title.
Hart: Last year’s women’s competition set several standards for women’s wrestling in general and gave women a spot on the grandest stage of them all.
Tiger: One has to wonder how current Women’s champion, Jen Diamond plans on topping her incredible Iron Woman match from last with Chastity McGavin.
Nelson: Yes, but only one woman can face her for the Women’s title at Cyberslam. Both Bellatrix and especially her opponent tonight want to be that woman.
[The beginning guitar hum of The Unseen’s Paint it Black begins to play. The song picks up and Stephanie Bliss rushes out holding her Signapore Cane and smoking a cigarette. She puts it out and then rushes down the walkway with the cane slung over her shoulder.]
Nelson: And there she is! Stephanie Bliss has always been a fan favorite. Many say that she pioneered the women’s division.
Tiger: But is that a fair statement? Most of her career she spent on the sidelines. And now suddenly, we need to see her as a top contender for Jen Diamond’s title. She has only been back for three weeks now.
Nelson: The fans love her though.
[Stephanie slides into the ring and stares down Bellatrix Drake. She still holds the cane over her shoulder, ready to strike at any moment.]
Hart: No matter what, I have a feeling that this is going to be a huge contested fight between these two ladies.
Tiger: I am not sure you can call either a lady. They are warriors.
Nelson: Yes, one of honor and the other of Chaos and disorder.
DING DING DING
Nelson: And these two are off.
[Bliss throws down the cane and lunges at Drake, but gets nailed with a huge lariat. Stephanie is back up and ducks a big boot attack. She hops onto the ropes and springboards off it with a cross body. She then lays in a flurry of punches into the cranium of Drake.]
Nelson: There is that unique offense from Bliss. It is a combination of brawler strikes and high flying savy.
Hart: She also has been a lot more focused in the ring as well.
[Drake tosses her off and then irsih whips Stephanie to the ropes. Stephanie holds onto the ropes and Drakes charges but Stephanie ducks and Bellatrix goes tumbling over into the outside. Bellatrix lays on the apron and pulls herself back up using the ropes. Stephanie goes to clothesline her off the apron but Bellatrix ducks it and grabs Bliss hoping to suplex her to the outside. However Bliss pulls away and hits an amazing buzzsaw kick that sends her to the outside.]
Nelson: That Buzzsaw kick has been useful for Bliss over the last few weeks.
Hart: I’d say so, it takes a lot to make the huge Bellatrix dazed like that kick. She seems to be on an roll Peter.
Tiger: Roll or not, she needs to earn her spot.
[Bliss follows up with an amazing plancha to the outside.]
Nelson: Wow, Stephanie reminding all of us of just what she is capable of.
Hart: She is capable of getting lung cancer.
[Stephanie and Bellatrix both slowly make their way into the ring. Bellatrix goes for a big boot but Stephanie ducks and hits a tornado double arm ddt out of nowhere.]
Nelson: She calls that the Anarchist cookbook and it sets up her big grand finale!
[Stephanie goes to the top turnbuckle with Bellatrix down. She flies off it with a corkscrew 630 splash.]
Nelson: Another amazing BIKINI KILL from Stephanie Bliss.
Tiger: I would wager that this one is over!
[She hooks Bellatrix’s leg as the count begins.]
ONE
TWO
THREE
Donna Dixon: Here is your winner… STEPHANIE BLISS
Nelson: Bliss wins another decisive victory after her return.
Tiger: And oh Christ… it looks like she is going to speak.
[Stephanie Bliss grabs the microphone.]
Bliss: I don’t believe in order or “earning your keep” or whatever people think I should do. Jen Diamond… I’m here now and I want a shot at your title Cyberslam! Simple as that!
[Stephanie lights up another cigarette as the fans cheer for despite her rude behavior.]
Hart: There you have it, Stephanie wants her title shot.
Tiger: I still don’t get why she thinks it should be handed to her.
Nelson: Well, I think these people are fully behind Stephanie being the Cyberslam contender to the Women’s title.
Roll the Dice
[Tiffany Tolberg is backstage with Devon Dice.]
Tolberg: I'm here with Devon Dice. Devon tonight you have the chance to make history by holding both the US and World championships. your thoughts.
Dice: Tonight I'm taking on one of the dirtiest in the game, but let's not forget I have a few tricks up my sleeve as well. I've been around the block a few times, I'm no fool. Tonight is a night I forever etch my name in cWo history when I become a simultaneous champion. It's time to roll the dice!
[Dice walks off]
[Commercial
Monikers
[The camera focuses on the side of a man with very little hair on top of his head. While he stands in the shadows, the viewers know exactly who it is when he begins to speak.]
Baxter: Allo!
[He turns towards the camera still shrouded in the shadows.]
Baxter: Over the last few years, most blokes have referred to me as a heartless bastard who prays upon the weak. I take no issue with those claims for there is truth to em. Most ocassions I would argue with em and say that I am an equal opportunity bastard but I have to believe that they are right. Pay close attention to the last few sods I have gone after. Barret Hawk, Muru, even Josh Cantrell didn’t have the stones that many folks thought he carried.
[He steps into the light.]
Baxter: So, if’n my critics are right… then what does it say when I find Chazz Mendel in my cross hairs?
[Baxter ponders this for a moment then continues.]
Baxter: When I see Chazz Mendel on my television or pass by him, I have been overcome with quite the odd sensation… disgust! It took me a while to realize why this bloke made me reviled that he is living and breathing and still making a livin. I am disgusted because he is a man I don’t want to be. This bloke was a man who reveled in being known as Villain of the Year and every year, he made sure it wasn’t justa moniker. But then something happened. His daddy got hurt and suddenly, this Villain of the Year lost his edge, he lost his moxy. Chazz Mendel got soft. As a villain he stood out, but now … now he stands in shadows of Johnny Serious and Devon Dice. I see him… walking with the angels and sufferin ‘cause a it and I pray to God that I never end up a shell of my former self like Mendel.
[He stops and then looks at the camera.]
Baxter: And that is why Mr. Mendel is in my cross hairs. I’ll be seeing you real soon.
[He walks away and then the scene fades to black.]
Number one Contender for the World Heavyweight title match
Chazz Mendel Vs. Johnny Serious
Nelson: That sure was… well… it was weird!
Hart: I think it was pretty self explanatory actually. Jacob Baxter doesn’t believes that Mendel has softened and it looks like he is going to test that theory.
Tiger: You have to wonder what Chazz Mendel thinks about that!
Nelson: I think winning this upcoming match is the thing that is going to be on his mind. It has been awhile since Chazz has been in the World title scene and a win over his friend Johnny Serious is the ticket in.
Hart: But will he be willing to give it his all against his friend. Remember… he apparently did go soft.
Nelson: That is a load and you know it. Mendel has and always will be a loose cannon.
[The crowds starts to cheer as the introduction to "Tiger the Lion" by The Tragically Hip floats out the PA system. Gord Downie's voice croons over the music. Mendel makes his way to the ring as the song picks up. There is a huge pop as he enters the ring looking just a tad mystified by Baxter’s message.]
Tiger: When you think about Cyberslam, one has to remember his main event title match against Andrew Phillips. It was quite the epic! I bet he is looking to be in that top spot again.
Nelson: In my opinion that is where he rightfully belongs.
Hart: He doesn’t belong there anymore! You heard Baxter, he isn’t Villain of the year anymore. I’d give that to Muru!
Nelson: Uh-huh! Sarcasm aside, here comes another man who has travelled a long road to be at Cyberslam.
[The lights go our as the Voice of Johnny Serious comes over the sound system and says "Are You SERIOUS." An orange light turns on in the arena as the song "Elevation" by U2 plays. Johnny Serious makes his way out to the ring.]
Nelson: It was a year ago that Johnny Serious beat Heretic and in essence all of Omega to become the World Heavyweight champion.
Hart: But then he was beat by Mike Logan and it was never the same for him again.
Tiger: He kept trying but he just couldn’t win the brass ring again. Can he beat Chazz to go onto Cyberslam and repeat history.
Nelson: Remember, this isn’t the first time Johnny Serious walked this road. He was World champion for five minutes and then was tested time and again before he was finally crowned World Heavyweight champion. This can be the same completion.
[The two shake hands in the middle of the ring right before the bell rings.]
DING DING DING
[The match is back and forth with both men getting the upper hands several times throughout. Chazz kicks out of Got Serious’d then Serious kicks out of the Fate Circle. Chazz has the edge until he goes for one more Fated Circle but Serious gets the knees up then hits the Got Serious’d for one two three.]
[“Elevation plays across the arena as there is a pop but not as loud as it usually is. Mendel looks on upset at his loss... but they shake hands anyways.]
Nelson: That was one hell of a match but it is great to see that there is still mutual respect between the two.
Hart: Again… a point to what Baxter said earlier about Chazz.
Tiger: Somebody is a broken record.
Nelson: But the real story here is that Johnny Serious is moving on to Cyberslam to once again challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Tiger: But against who?
Hart: We’ll find out later.
Highway to the Danger-Zone
[Tiffany Tolberg stands next to Thad Walker, who wears a neckbrace to match his blue pinstriped suit and piano key tie. He also wears huge sunglasses.]
Tiffany: I'm here with Thad Walker, who looks like he's in no shape to have his match tonight.
[Thad winces as he begins to speak.]
Thad Walker: Conrad, congratulations, you just got the easiest win of your career, because I can't get out there tonight. I forfeit. So instead of me whipping you from pillar to post, you can hang backstage, watch some Magnum PI and chillax. And you know what? I don't care. I could care less about some pantywaste's win loss record. Because I have bigger fish to fry.
[He takes of his sunglasses, revealing a black eye.]
Thad Walker: Mister T, listen up! I tried to be nice. You're a huge star, and I've tried to be respectful, but you've crossed the line! For the second time now, I've beaten Lamont Washington, but you can't let it go. Well, Mr. T... when you put your hands on me, you took the highway to the danger zone! I'll be here next week, and we'll see what happens when I finally get you one on one in the ring!
[Commercial]
One Night Stand
[Mike Logan is sitting in his locker room talking to his valet Sabrina Swallows. He has a very sly look on his face.]
Logan: … I learned THAT move from Ron Jeremy himself. It is sacred… only a few men know the secrets of the “split legged grass hopper!”
[Both are shocked as Maddie Brown slams the door open. Logan has a worried look on his face.]
Maddie: You bastard!
Logan: No… that is some other guy!
[She walks up to him with furious anger.]
Maddie: I gave you the best night of your life and you kicked me out last minute.
[Logan raises an eyebrow at her.]
Logan: You seem to think very highly of yourself, don’t you? Do you know who I am and what I do? Mary-Joe should have told you that the Loga-Conda is not exclusive to woman. It was a fantastic “thing”… not the best, but aggressive… I appreciate that you are blowing off your daddie issues in that fashion. But you opened your mouth and you had to get to packing.
[Maddie slaps him across the face and stomps off. He looks on holding his jaw with his hand. The look on his face is a combination of anger and fascination.]
[Commercial]
[After the last commercial break is taken, the camera focuses on Tiger, Hart and Nelson.]
Nelson: Welcome back folks! The world title has been taken hostage but still we are going to crown a World Heavyweight Champion NEXT!
Hart: Are you excited to watch Vandal pin Dice 1..2..3?
Nelson: I’m excited for a well contested match.
Tiger: One thing is for sure. The crowd riots if Vandal wins… they hate him.
Main Event
Match for the Vacated World Heavyweight Title
Devon Dice Vs. Johnny Vandal
["Hysteria" by Muse blasts on the PA and Johnny Vandal walks out smiling. He heads down and gets in the ring, a mic already in hand.]
Johnny Vandal: Cut it. Cut the music.
[The music abruptly ends as boos fill the arena.]
Vandal: Oh boo hoo. Boo all you want. Go ahead, let me have it. That's the only thing you've got, because lets face it. I WAS RIGHT.
[The crowd starts up a "you suck" chant, but it fades.]
Vandal: Mac Johnson. A future figure of "Where are they now?" HAHA! I lost to Mac Johnson for the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP and you mean to tell me he's been on performance enhancing drugs? Go figure. He needed all the help he could get, and he could barely beat me even with that stuff going on. It really opened my eyes... To see how scared everyone backstage is... of ME.
[The boos get louder as Vandal takes it in. He almost enjoys it too much.]
Vandal: When I came here. HERE. To the cWo, returning... I spoke to the world and I told everyone that cWo would be Vandalized. That any chance or any hope of success was going to be put aside by others, because it was my time to shine. And look at this. TONIGHT, I face Devon Dice.
[A loud pop for the mention of Vandal's opponent.]
Vandal: Is this a joke? I mean, look at the people pining for a number one contendership. A has-been who was injured by yours truly. And one SERIOUS joke of a wrestler.
Crowd: ASSHOLE. ASSHOLE. ASSHOLE.
Vandal: Aww, this is like a Hallmark moment for me. You know why? Because I get to shove it in all of your faces. You'll be sickened and disgusted and I'll enjoy every bit of it as I soak in the glory and hold... the world title above my head. Witness the change that is coming. Vandalism has full reign. And no one will stop me.
[Vandal exits as the chants continue.]
["Electric Worry" by Clutch blasts and the crowd is already on their feet. Devon Dice walks out with his U.S Title on his shoulder. He yells and makes his way to the ring and the crowd is intense. He slides in and gives Vandal a look.]
Tiger: Vandal and Dice have some storied history in cWo that dates back quite awhile.
Nelson: If this was six years ago, you'd think this match was for the U.S. title, which was often sought at between these two. But this is a larger scale and you can feel it in the arena.
Hart: Pssh, Vandal is too much for Dice. Sure, they know each other really well, but Vandal has only gotten better and better...
Tiger: Are we talking about the same man?
[The referee holds up the world title and places it aside. The bell rings.]
Nelson: HERE WE GO!
[The crowd begins a Dice chant. He smiles and lifts his arms up.]
[Vandal brings Dice into the corner and they get broken up. They stare each other down.]
Hart: Snake eyes.
Tiger: These two foes have avoided each other in cWo since Vandal made his return... This is going to be good.
[Vandal and Dice lock up again, Dice closelines Vandal and goes off the ropes. Vandal pops up, but Dice shoulder blocks him down. Another shoulder block. Dice brings Vandal up and suplexes him in the middle.]
Nelson: Dice showing alot of explosiveness thus far.
[Dice applies a headlock to Vandal who stands and falls on his back. Dice releases the hold and gets up, but Vandal trips Dice. Vandal pulls Dice up and slugs him in the face a few times. Dice elbows Vandal back and dropkicks him to the ground.]
Tiger: Nice counter by Dice.
Hart: What, are you in love?
Tiger: Huh?
[Vandal gets up and follows along the ropes. Dice runs and takes Vandal's head off and Vandal goes flying over the top rope and he takes a nasty fall.]
Nelson: Whoa! Vandal took a big fall there!
[Dice gets the crowd going as the ref is at the 3 count.]
FOUR!
Hart: Vandal get up.
FIVE!
[Vandal gets up and looks around and sees Dice in the ring taunting him.]
Tiger: Dice is blantantly egging Vandal on. He came for a fight.
Hart: Then he'll get one.
SIX!
[Vandal slides in and Dice goes to stomp Vandal, but Vandal catches his leg. He lays Dice flat and quickly sets up for a sharpshooter. Dice tries to roll out of it, but he can't and Vandal flips him and locks the sharpshooter.]
Hart: Sharpshooter! Vandal has it!
Nelson: Dice got swept up and now he's in trouble!
[Dice tries to get to the ropes, but he's too far. He's able to turn himself and pushes Vandal into the corner. Dice sits up and Vandal comes forward and Dice delivers a knee breaker to the face.]
Hart: Lucky.
[Dice comes forward and goes to punch Vandal. It's blocked and Vandal goes to hit Dice, but Dice ducks and waistlocks with Vandal. Vandal elbows Dice and turns, landing a belly-to-belly suplex.]
Nelson: Vandal and Dice are exchanging some serious blows tonight.
Tiger: It's a rivalry that is showing its true colors tonight!
[Vandal baseball slides into Dice who was attempting to get up. He locks an arm bar and Dice, but Dice quickly gets to the ropes.]
Crowd: Dice! Dice!
Hart: This crowd is absurd. Those chants do nothing.
[Vandal pulls Dice back to the center and tries to lock in a rear choke, but Dice spins and catches Vandal in the face. Vandal is stunned and Dice goes off the ropes, but Vandal spin kicks and drops Dice quickly.]
Nelson: Dice had something going, but it just wasn't enough momentum.
[Vandal holds Dice in the middle of the ring for a minute, the headlock applied. The crowd gets into it and Dice gets to his knees. He breaks free and Vandal throws a haymaker, Dice counters right into HARD EIGHT.]
Tiger: Dice lands Hard Eight!
[Vandal falls with a thud, but Dice is slow to cover. The pin.]
ONE!
TWO!
Hart: Whew! Close call.
Tiger: Devon Dice was a split second away from claiming the World Champioship!
[Dice pins again.]
ONE!
TWO!
[Vandal kicks out again. Dice brings Vandal to his feet and lands a reverse DDT. He brings Vandal up again and pushes Vandal into the corner. He charges and body splashes on Vandal. Dice begins to life Vandal on the turnbuckle, throwing chops along the way.]
Nelson: Dice is going to take a GAMBLE on this one!
[Dice gets to the second rope, and Vandal comes alive with a flurry of punches. He pushes Dice down who falls on his back. Vandal jumps off and lands a huge elbow drop. He covers.]
ONE!
TWO!
[Dice kicks out.]
Hart: Damn. Looks like lady luck is here tonight though.
[Vandal and Dice both take their time getting to their feet. Vandal locks up with Dice and stumbles back, he kicks Dice in the guy and lands VANDALISM!]
Hart: VANDALISM! IT'S OVER!
ONE!
TWO!
TH----
Nelson: NO! Dice kicked out! Vandal looks distraught, he can't believe it!
[Vandal looks on stunned and sits up. Dice suddenly backrolls for a roll up pin.]
ONE!
TWO!
Nelson: ALMOST.
[Vandal slides away to the corner, Dice pops up with the crowd behind him. Vandal charges for a spear, Dice side steps and Vandal crashes into the turnbuckle. Dice is there to meet him and slams Vandal to the mat. Vandal is up and Dice goes for Hard Eight, but Vandal counters into a TORNADO DDT, but no cover.]
Tiger: Vandal is looking great, but he isn't able to capitalize here. He should have pinned!
[Vandal brings Dice up, Dice headbutts Vandal and lands a codebreaker on Vandal. He pulls himself up and signals to the turnbuckle. The crowd goes ballistic.]
Nelson: Aces Full?! Could it be!!!!
Hart: He wouldn't.
Tiger: He would.
[Dice climbs the ropes and goes for Aces Full and LANDS IT! He pins as the crowd chants to the count.]
ONE!
TWO!
TH-----
Hart: HA! NOT YET!
[Vandal arms stays vertical as Dice stands and brings Vandal up. He goes for Hard Eight, but Vandal counters by pushing Dice back, Dice tries to catch his ground, but Vandal moves forward with a connecting SUPERKCK! Dice drops and Vandal signals the end. He brings Dice up and Dice grabs Vandal's arm for a counter, but Vandal snaps the move off and picks Dice up. VANDALISM.]
ONE!
TWO!
TH---
Nelson: My goodness, NOT ENOUGH!
Tiger: Johnny Vandal is literally in disbelief!
[Vandal suddenly stands up and Dice is slow to get up, Vandal is looking around and smirking.]
Hart: We have yet to see this move in the cWo since his return!
[Vandal sets up Dice and lands a Canadian Destroyer.]
Tiger: Johnny Vandal with a Vandal Bomb! The Vandal Bomb and the pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Hart: It's over! Johnny Vandal is your new champion!
Tiger: Johnny Vandal has now held every single title in the cWo. I cannot believe this. What a match and what a finish. History was made tonight and Johnny Vandal had kept his word.
[The world title is brought into the ring and Vandal embraces it, holding it high. He laughs hysterically.]
Announcer: Here is your winner and NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Jooooohhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnyyyy VVVAaaannnddallllll.
[Vandal raises the title and points at the audience and camera as "Hysteria" comes on the system.]
Nelson: What a night, what a match. And you can be sure Johnny Vandal is just getting started.
[Vandal takes the U.S. title that belongs to Devon Dice and holds it up in the air for a moment before draping it over Dice's body. He then asks for the microphone.]
Vandal: Muru, I am supposed to be holding a title in my hands. I am supposed to have proof that I AM your World Heavyweight Champion. But because you can’t just let things go, I don’t have that!
[The fans boo as Dice is still barely stirring on the mat.]
Vandal: So, if you are even man enough to show up next week. I will be waiting here in the middle of the ring for you to hand me the title AND apologize. Your World Heavyweight Champion has spoken!
Tiger: After tonight, I think Muru has some splainin to do!
Hart: He better show up next week.
Nelson: Who knows what Muru is going to do next week. But he needs to know that not only is Tony Awesome out for him but Johnny Vandal and possibly Johnny Serious is out for blood.
[Vandal drops the mic and heads to the back with Devon Dice still down on the ground. As Vandal walks up the ramp, a familiar figure runs past him.]
Nelson: Wait, who is that?
Hart: Wait… we haven’t seen him for months now!
[Nick Dangerous sprints down the ramp and into the ring and helps Dice to his feet.]
Hart: Oh come on, don't help this idiot.
Nelson: Nick Dangerous showing Devon Dice some compassion?
[Dangerous backs up and sends Dice crashing to the canvas with a kick to the head.]
Tiger: Oh, Dangerous Kick! Dice is out cold!
Nelson: I knew something was fishy about this.
Hart: Yeah, take him out!
Nelson: What does Nick Dangerous want with Devon Dice?
Tiger: Probably that US title.
[Dangerous lifts Dice off the canvas and delivers a german suplex, followed by two more.]
Nelson: And Dangerous is sending Dice a message.
Hart: The message should be heard loud and clear.
[Dangerous leaves the ring and heads up the ramp, leaving Dice lifeless in the ring.]
Nelson: Ladies and gentlemen, this has been one hell of a night! New number one contender, new champion but no title belt AND Nick Dangerous is back.
Hart: And he’s pissed!
Tiger: For Joel Nelson, Robbie Hart, this is Peter Tiger signing out for cWo’s Driven.
[The cWo logo in the corner of the screen appears as the camera focuses on Dice’s body laying in the middle of the ring.]
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