[A blank screen appears. Suddenly, the cWo logo flashes briefly into focus, coming together from all sides of the screen. A highlight reel of clips from last week’s Driven begins to air: Nerds with Attitude is seen losing to the tandem of Austin Edwards and Lizzette Morgan; Victor Emmit is seen introducing his old friend, Tito, then pulling off a victory against Drugs & Alcohol; J.J. Carter is seen pinning Scott Reznik, attacking Ezekial Gray and calling out The Wraith; David Rivers’ miscue is seen, with Union being pinned by Octavius Winslow as Ronald Crewe looks on; Nick Dangerous is seen saying that he will return to the ring next week; and finally, flashes from the six man tag team match are seen, with Muru rolling up Notorious JON for the victory.Finally, the screen goes blank as a familiar voice is heard]

Wilden: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Billings, MONTANA!

[Sevendust’s “Driven” tears throughout the arena, as the fans erupt into a chorus of cheers. As the camera pans the screaming crowd, loyal cWo fans raise their arms in the air, pointing to their cWo t-shirts and screaming incoherently. After a few moments, the camera focuses on the announcer’s booth, where Lance and Robbie are seen, ready to call the action for the evening]

Wilden: Good evening folks and welcome aboard! We’re almost at Dangerous Engagement and after last week’s main event, things got a bit spicier!

Hart: A sham – that’s what it was!

Wilden: You saw it on the video package: Muru rolling up Notorious JON for the second time in two weeks, humiliating the cWo legend!

Hart: You know Notorious JON won’t live this down – and you know for damn sure that there will be hell to pay for Muru!

Wilden: I couldn’t agree more, Robbie! But on our lineup for the night, folk: Johnny Serious is set to be in action again – and he’ll have his hands full with David Rivers!

Hart: Are you kidding me, Lance? Did you see that bonehead rookie mistake David Rivers made last week? It cost him and Jack Union their match!

Wilden: And as we saw last week, it doesn’t look as if things are getting brighter for those two longtime friends – Jack’s sporting a new look in recent weeks, and it doesn’t look as if David Rivers is included in the new package!

Hart: Did you hear the news though? Evette won’t be here tonight! What am I going to do for the main event?

Wilden: Watch the match like the rest of us? According to sources, folks, Evette has a few personal issues to attend to –

Hart: That doesn’t matter! I don’t want to see Johnny Serious in another main event, do you? He’s been overused!

Wilden: Anyway, folks – those two newcomers who were on the winning end of David Rivers’ miscue are also in the arena tonight, and they’ll be squaring off against Victor Emmit and Tito!

Hart: Those hippies are multiplying like rabbits! Just last week we had one, and that was enough – and now there’s two all of a sudden!

Wilden: Like rabbits , of course – but they’ll have some hard company with Octavius Winslow and Ronald Crewe, for sure! Despite catching a lucky break last week, both men hung in there with Jack Union and David Rivers, turning a few heads in the process!

Hart: But you know who else is turning heads? Lizzette Morgan!

Wilden: Unfortunately for you, Robbie, she’s not scheduled to appear in the ring tonight – but Austin Edwards is!

Hart: But he might need her against ASM!

Wilden: Austin Edwards is no slouch, Robbie – give the man a break!

Hart: All I’m saying is that ASM has been known to break a few people’s backs – he manhandled Christian Roman at Veneration!

Wilden: - and only won because Heretic interfered!

Hart: I don’t remember that at all!

Wilden: Scott Reznik is going to look to pick up his first victory in the cWo – boy, this stud can’t catch a break whatsoever!

Hart: You’re telling me! He gets crapped on by the perennial loser in the cWo, J.J. Carter, and this week he’s gotta step into the ring with The Wraith! If I were him I’d be packing my bags and heading home a day early!

Wilden: You need to give the man credit though, Robbie – he’s sticking his neck out there week after week – it’s going to pay off one day!

Hart: It sure will! When he gets his pink slip!

Wilden: And starting in just a few moments folks, Nerds with Attitude are going to being stepping into the ring against a newly signed tag team here in the cWo – Dorian Crittle and Charley “Bava Boom” Bavadra!

Hart: I like the sound of their names – they’re hired!

Wilden: Alright folks, let’s head down to the ring –

[The lights turn down low as two stagehands foreign to cWo regular crew rush from backstage, sitting up extra camera lights. These camera lights emit a soft light green and burgundy tint as strange music begins to play throughout the arena. The music distorted into an 'Alvin & The Chipmunks' parody. Music never before heard in cWo as no one comes through the curtain. Finally, recently hired tag teamer Charley 'Bava Boom' Bavadra comes out, mouth open and eyes bugged out. He sucks his teeth in anger and waves someone to come out as partner Dorian Crittle comes forward already mouthing his displeasure. Something is afoul. And, surprise, Dorian Crittle has a mic.]

Crittle: I am appalled, cWo, --

[Slight booing from the crowd as Bavadra and Crittle make their way to the ring while 'Almost Paradise' plays at the wrong speed. The two men do not share pleasantries with fans as they scurry toward the ring, both pulling themselves onto the apron by the middle rope and entering as if rehearsed. Crittle comes center ring, holding the mic and covering his ears as Charley Bavadra smacks the top rope in frustration and looks like he is going to cry. Awww.]

Crittle: -- I am disgusted by the blatant disrespect already shown toward myself and that man to my right.-- The man that is the very essence of good, family oriented Television Programming, Mr. Charley Bavadra! You people backstage better have a valid explanation for your mishandling of FCC Sanctioned Media. -- You do not EVER make the Federal Communications Commission look bad. Especially with Alvin and The Chipmunks, which should be deemed TV-MA Propaganda!--

[Not endearing himself to the crowd, Dorian hands the mic off to Charley Bavadra who licks his mouth and is seething. Apparently, the two members of Sanctioned Television have difficulty dealing with a 'rib'.]

Bavadra: I came to cWo thinking that there were serious-minded individuals looking for an opportunity to advance into a realm of superstardom so out of sight that it can only be described by the ones who live it. Evidently, someone in this place wants to degrade my theme music that I pay a large sum of money to use! I'm not going to be anyone's joke, I'm not going to stand here and be best remembered as one of the guys who got their music jacked by three rodents in turtlenecks!---

[The cWo fans don't know these guys. Most fans are too busy looking for competitors they give a damn about.]

Bavadra: -- And to think that I was going to hold Casting Calls for my Wrestleality TV Program, "Who Wants To Marry A Wrestler?", -- here, of all places.-- Well, I'm seriously uncool with lame-o's and I see nothing but that here in .--

[Charley looks at his hand, shielding it from view as he takes a spread legged stance. He wrinkles up his nose in disgust.]

Charley: -- Well, I'm not even going to go there. What I better get next week is an apology written in letter form. None of that typed and printed off the computer business, either! You either apologies or Mr. Crittle will have no choice but to levy you with the tough love of America's conscience, the FCC, and I know you don't want any part of THAT!

[More boos and silence, as being new doesn't give you much love or hate either way. Charley hands off the mic as it is time to see what Sanctioned Television can do with their mouths shut.]

Donna Dixon: -- And their opponents, the Nerds With Attitude!

[Metallica's Imperial March plays as "Lt. Cmdr." Drake Browne and "Dungeon Master" Ethan Long make their way from behind the curtain. They are laughing and pointing at STV and give each other high fives but miss at the top of the stage. They make their way to the ring]

Wilden: It appears that the NWA may have had something to do with STV's entrance music.

Hart: What makes you think that?

Wilden: Well they were laughing and pointing, then tried to give each other a high five.

Hart: Just because they are more proficient with technology than you are, doesn't automatically mean they use it for not so good things.

Wilden: I wasn't implying..

Hart: Enough Lance, that is just appalling.

[Ding Ding Ding]

Wilden: Alright this one is underway early as Charlie Bavadra is wasting no time attacking Ethan Long from behind.

[Bavadra dropping forearms on the back on Long.]

Wilden: Ethan Long being mauled by Bava Boom Bavadra! Bavadra lifts him up and whips across the ropes, reversal. Long hits the mat from a shoulder block.

Hart: This is almost unfair, but I love it.

[Long gets up, Bavadra bounces off the ropes and charges Long who drops to the canvas, Bavadra leaps over him. Long back to his feet.]

Wilden: OH MY! BACK BODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE!

Hart: I'm shocked, I can't believe he was able to flip him out of the ring.

Wilden: Now, Long of the ropes, he launches himself to the outside, but no he's caught by Bava Boom!

[Charlie Bavadra begins to showboat a little bit yelling at the crowd. Drake Browne climbs the top turnbuckle and leaps.]

Wilden: The Lieutenant Commander just dropkicked the back of Ethan Long and knocked Bavadra's back into the guardrail, what teamwork! We didn't see hardly any of this in the NWA's first two matches.

Hart: Duh, Lance. They were facing a chick who had cooties.

[Dorian Crittle hops off the apron and chases after Browne on the outside of the ring.]

Wilden: Dorian Crittle is not happy right now, oh, and Drake Browne just tripped and Crittle has him. Body slam on the outside. The ref is trying to get the two legal men, Long and Bavadra back in the ring.

Hart: He shouldn't even be a referee, he looks like he should've been casted on Saved By the Bell.

[Long and Bavadra get up and roll into the ring while Crittle continues to stomp on Drake Browne.]

Wilden: Long charges Bavadra, kick to the midsection. Bavadra has Long this could be The Spotlight. He has Long up, but no Long slips out the back and runs across the ring and takes a fact full of canvas as Dorian Crittle grabbed his leg.

Hart: These guys sure know how to be a tag team.

[Crittle hops on to the apron as Drake Browne slowly makes his way to his side. Charlie Bavadra bounces off the ropes and lands a legdrop over the down Ethan Long.]

Wilden: The cover...

One...

Two...

Wilden: And Long gets a foot on the bottom rope to break the count.

[Bavadra tags in Crittle.]

Wilden: And here comes a fresh Dorian Crittle who sets up Long in the corner and both men begin to stomp him in the midsection.

Hart: Now that is teamwork, Lance.

Wilden: Or cheating, Bavadra finally leaves the ring. Crittle with a snapmare takedown into sleeper hold.

Hart: Goodnight.

Wilden: Drake Browne looking on at his partner falling deeper into unconsciousness. Aaron Blake now beginning to check the arm of Long.

[He lifts it up and it falls.]

Hart: That's one, I think he's out. I hear someone snoring.

[Blake lifts up the arm again and it falls]

Hart: That's two! He's done! STV with a debut victory.

[Blake lifts up the arm as Drake Browne rushes the ring knocks Cirttle off of Long breaking the count.]

Wilden: ...and Drake Browne saves his partner again. And Aaron Blake in the face of Browne. Bavadra and Crittle now double teaming Long again in the corner.

[Long drops to his knees and delivers a double lowblow and runs over to his corner and makes the tag to Drake Browne.]

Wilden: Long has made the tag to Drake Browne who dropkicks Bavadra to the outside of the ring.

[Crittle doubled over facing the outside is rolled up by Drake Browne who puts his legs on the middle rope for leverage.]

Wilden: He's got his legs on the rope! The ref doesn't see it!

One...

Two...

Three...

[Ding Ding Ding]

Dixon: Here are your winners…NERDS WITH ATTITUDE!

Wilden: OH MY! THE NWA HAS COMPLETELY RUINED THE DEBUT OF STV!

Hart: Look at them run, Crittle is arguing with Aaron Blake who didn't see a thing. It's only cheating if you get caught!

Wilden: Folks – we’re going to head to our first commercial break of the evening; we’ll be right back after this!

[Transylvania. Thaddeus Walker is tied to a chair, shirtless and covered in blood. A large German man with a metal eye patch bolted into his skull and a metal gauntlet on his right hand and wrist stands over Thaddeus.]

German: Where is it, Herr Valker?

[Thaddeus doesn't answer. The German slams the gauntlet into Thaddeus' stomach. Thaddeus winces.]

German: You can make this easier on yourself! We just want to know where it is!

[The door opens and a uniformed man enters, flanked by two men in capes.]

Thaddeus: Where's Boy?

Uniformed Man: He's safe for now... unless you don't tell us what we want to hear.

Thaddeus: HA! Like I'd hold the life of a Negro in high esteem!

Uniformed Man: Mr. Walker, why do you resist? You cannot outrun The Kaiser.

Thaddeus: The Kaiser, huh? You tell that no good palooka that I said his old man's an ethel!

[The Uniformed Man shouts angrily, causing the large German to slap Thaddeus across the face with his gauntlet.]

Thaddeus: Alright, alright. I'll tell you. Come closer.

[The uniformed man walks over to Thaddeus and lean in close. Thaddeus spits a mouthful of blood in his face, leaving him furious. Suddenly, there's a crash. Everyone looks up to see Reg Mendel lowering through a broken stained glass window. He holds LuAnne, his antique Luger in his hand and fires at The Kaiser's men as he descends down.]

Uniformed Man: It's Mendel!

[He pulls out his gun and returns fire, missing Reg. Thaddeus utilizes the distraction, he smashes the chair against the wall then knocks out the large eyepatched German with the back of one of the broken chair legs, instantly knocking him out. Reg slides down the rope and knocks down the Uniformed man with a sliding kick. Thaddeus picks up the uniformed man's gun and holds it at the two caped men.]

Thaddeus: Alright now, fellas... don't even think about it.

Reg: Let me guess..

Thaddeus: The Kaiser's men! I don't know how they keep finding me!

Caped Man 1: The Kaiser? [Laughs]

Caped Man 2: We serve a higher master!

[They pull their capes over their faces. There's a puff of smoke, and both men turn into bats!]

Reg: What the....

Thaddeus: JEWS!

[Regs cocks his gun, but Thaddeus moves his arm down]

Thaddeus: NO! Bullets don't work on Jews! Quick, anything of value!

[The bats buzz by Thaddeus and Reg. Thaddeus takes out his wallet and throws it, hitting one of the bats and knocking it off course. Reg throws his wallet misses..]

Thaddeus: Your watch...

[Reg unhooks his watch and tosses it, knocking the second bat to the ground.]

Reg: Move! Move!

[Thaddeus and Reg run out of the room and down a narrow hallway. A loud shrieking is heard as the bats fly out of the room and gain on them. Reg and Thaddeus run into the large castle of the foyer. They run to the front door and pull on it, unable to open it. The bats close on them... Thaddeus then grabs Reg and dives through the stained glass window next to the door. Thaddeus and Reg crash onto the ground and roll to their feet. A Rolls Royce pulls up, and the back passenger door opens.]

Reg: There's my car! Let's go!

[The two of them run into the car, which is being driven by a man who looks exactly like John Lugo.]

Driver: You OK, boss?

Reg: I'm fine! Step on it!

[The Rolls Royce speeds down the road. Suddenly the Driver slams on the brakes as the two caped men appear in front of the car. One of them punches through the windshield and grabs the driver. Reg pushes Thaddeus out of the door and follows him. They run away from the car towards the woods.]

Thaddeus: [trying to double back] But... your driver!

Reg: Leave him!

[Thaddeus looks at Reg, confused.]

Reg: He's 32. It's his time.

[Thaddeus nods contently. Then the two of them take off into the woods. Reg gets ahead of Thaddeus, who tries to keep up.]

Thaddeus: Mendel, slow your speed!

[Suddenly, an engine revs and Thaddeus is blinded by car headlights. He dives out of the way as Reg pulls up to Thaddeus in a Red Ferrari. He leans out of the driver's window.]

Reg: If The Kaiser wants a fight, let's bring him one! I'll see you in Berlin.

[He revs the engine again.]

Reg: Try to keep up!

[The Ferrari speeds out of the woods, leaving Thaddeus alone. Suddenly, hoof steps are heard and Boy emerges down a path on a horse drawn coach.]

Boy: Missuh Thaddeus, is dat you suh?

Thaddeus: Boy! You're alive!

Boy: I sho' is!

[Thaddeus climbs into the coach]

Thaddeus: Quickly, Boy! This place is crawling with the walking dead!

Boy: But if they dead, how comes they walkin' around.....[he begins to shake] Oooooooh Lawdy!

[Boy turns white with fear. He whips the Horse and the Coach disappears at super speed down the path.]

Commercial Break

AAAAH!
SPLASH

[The most epic entrance video ever begins to play and the crowd immediately boos as "Search and Destroy" plays and Notorious JON steps out from behind the entrance curtain. ]

Wilden: And we’re back folks, and right now, here comes a man who's obviously got a lot on his mind as of late…

Hart: Yeah, he got CHEATED twice by Muru! Two flukes!

Wilden: Once it's a fluke. But twice..?

Hart: A double fluke!

[Notorious JON slides into the ring and takes the mic away from Donna Dixon. The crowd boos as he puts the mic to his mouth.]

Notorious JON: I've had it! I have absolutely HAD IT! I'm sure you all know the expression. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me twice, you're a goddamn CHEATER!

Wilden: I don't think that's the expression!

Notorious JON: Now everyone is singing the praises of a guy who two weeks ago was a ring announcer! They say he's some big deal in cWo now because he pinned me not only once, but twice! But WATCH THE TAPE! The first time, I wasn't ready for the match! But last week, last week was an even bigger travesty, a crime against humanity! I, Notorious JON, Earth's Greatest Hero, was the subject of humiliation not just from Muru, but from cWo's officiating staff!

Wilden: What?! He's disputing the match!

Hart: Those corrupt cWo officials have been after him since day one!

Wilden: His brother runs the cWo! He's complaining about himself!

Notorious JON: For proof, let's let the tape speak for itself!

[Footage from last Driven begins to play on the big screen. Muru rolls up Notorious JON and the referee counts...1...2... the tape freezes.]

Notorious JON: LOOK! Right there!!

Wilden: What, what are we supposed to be seeing?!

Hart: I see it!

Wilden: See what?

Hart: You're as blind as Stevie Wonder if you can't see it!

Wilden: What am I supposed to be seeing?

Notorious JON: My shoulder is CLEARLY off the mat at the two count! Yet the referee continued to count! He blew the call!!

Wilden: What?! His shoulder's down! What tape is he looking at!

Hart: His shoulder is one third of an inch off the mat!

Notorious JON: But I'm not here to complain about officiating. I'm not here to talk about what should have happened. I'm out here to be the bigger man and congratulate Muru. Muru, congratulations on your two CHEAP wins that you didn't deserve. Congratulations on being a no good cheating lowlife son of a bitch! But Muru.... if you wanted to prove that you're the better man, if you wanted to prove that you're as good as everyone now thinks you are, then you'll come out here and settle this RIGHT NOW

["Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva begins to play throughout the arena as Muru makes his way to the stage. He is carrying a microphone in his hand. As his music dies down he begins to speak]

Wilden: Well, it looks like we won't have to wait for an answer!

Hart: If Muru knows what's good for him, he'll give Notorious JON exactly what he wants!

Muru: I just wanted to come out here and set the record straight Jon. You can call the two pin falls I picked up on you a fluke if you want to. I honestly don't care how you feel about. All I know is that from what I here the list of people to beat you twice is a short one. Now Jon I understand that you are feeling pretty down about the whole thing. I mean there you are a multi time heavyweight champion, and who knows how many other titles you have had. You are a cWo legend Jon and no one is going to look past that. For the past few months I have been underrated and looked past by Tony Awesome, and I guess by you. You came looking for me to prove a point, and well it isn't my fault you didn't get the job done. Instead of coming out here and complaining about things why don't you just admit you were wrong. Why not admit that maybe just maybe for those brief moments I was better then you...That isn't your style though is it Jon. You would rather keep trying until you finally get the job done, just to feed your ego!

Notorious JON: Call it whatever you want. Just get your ass into this ring RIGHT NOW! This time I'm ready for you!

[The crowd cheers in anticipation of Muru's response.]

Hart: NOW we'll see Muru's flukey streak come to an end!

Muru: Now I have never walked away from a challenge but I have already proved myself. There is no reason for me to step back in the ring with you. So if you want to make yourself feel better, find someone else.

[The crowd's reaction to this is mixed, but Notorious JON is furious]

Hart: NO? Did he just say NO?

Wilden: That's right!

Hart: What is he, chicken?

Wilden: A match would help nobody but Notorious JON and his ego.. it wouldn't do Muru a damn bit of good!

Hart: It wouldn't do him good? It's a match against the legend!

Wilden: The legend who he's already beaten twice!

Hart: By a total fluke!

Notorious JON: You said no to ME?! Do you know who I am?! My brother's Tony Awesome! If you won't give me a match, I'll force it! You don't get to say no to me!!

["Wanderer" by Ensiferum begins to play. The crowd boos and Muru begins to back away from the entrance curtain, as Heretic slowly steps out, microphone in hand.]

Heretic: Easy, Muru. If it was like that, you'd never see me coming.

Hart: What's he doing out here?! This doesn't involve him!

Wilden: Well Heretic's been taking a more active role in Omega recently.

Hart: Don't get me wrong, I like the guy, but he's out of his element here! Conversations do not stop and start at his convenience!

Heretic: You see, Muru, I've known this guy for a long time. And you know what? You're probably right not to accept his challenge for a match. I mean, it would be like walking into a slaughter. Smart move. However, you've put yourself in a good position here. He wants a match with you so bad he'll agree to anything... well, give him a stipulation.

Notorious JON: H, what're you doing..?

Heretic: You want your match or not?

Muru: Why would I ever trust you, Heretic? You guys work together on everything.

Heretic: That's true, but nobody knows this guy better than I do. And I'm telling you, you've got him right where you want him! You've got something he wants, and he's out here on national television in front of thousands of people... so he's not gonna say no and look like a [bleep] if you were say, to accept the match on the condition that if he loses, he resigns from Omega!

Hart: Heretic, what're you doing?!!

Wilden: Imagine if he was to accept that! Muru could deprive Omega of their leader!

Hart: But it'll never happen! Jon knows better than to be pressured into a bad deal!

Heretic: So how about it, Muru vs Notorious JON, with Omega on the line!

Muru: You know what Heretic, I can't believe I am going to say this but I like that idea. Right now Jon appears to be a broken man and the biggest blow would be to take away from him the only thing he has right now, Omega. Jon you want to face me again, well the pot just got a little sweeter. You got yourself a match. Just name the time and place...

Heretic: Easy enough. Now how 'bout it, big man? Do you want this match so much that you'll be willing to risk it all?

Hart: Don't do it! Who knows what Heretic wants here!

Wilden: But that's his teammate and friend! Why would he try to trick him?

Hart: You never know with Heretic!

[The crowd cheers as Notorious JON thinks the offer over, then brings the microphone back to his lips.]

Notorious JON: Dangerous Engagement.

[The crowd cheers at the acceptance of the stipulation.]

Hart: Jon, what are you doing?!

Wilden: We've got a match!

Notorious JON: BUT... I've gotta have something in it for me. If I lose, I'll give up control of Omega. But if YOU lose... you're Omega's bitch! You join Omega and do whatever I ask you to for as long as I want you to!

[The crowd boos this twist, Heretic is intrigued and nods in approval. Muru thinks it over.]

Muru: Interesting. So what you are saying is that come Dangerous Engagement I will either run Omega or do their bidding? I think I can live with that. It is time to knock you off your perch Jon. I'll see you at Dangerous Engagement!

["Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva plays and the crowd cheers Muru as he walks back behind the entrance curtain. Heretic and Notorious JON exchange a long stare, then Heretic turns and walks back behind the curtain, leaving a frustrated Notorious JON in the ring.]

Wilden: We've just had a HUGE match signed, folks! Muru vs Notorious JON! If Muru wins, Notorious JON gives up Omega... if Jon wins, Muru BECOMES a member of Omega!

Hart: Muru in Omega. I can just see it now! I hope they have those Omega t-shirts in extra small!

Wilden: Folks, in just a few moments we’re going to head back down to the ring, where we’ll get to see Austin Edwards in singles competition against ASM. He has had success recently in both singles and tag team matches. But can he beat a former United States Champion in ASM?

Hart: I don't know. It really depends on if he can keep him down for 3 if not he isn't going to win the match. It is pretty simple there Lance.

[“Coming Undone” by Korn begins to play, with the fans generating a loud disproval of the big man as he saunters through the curtain and towards the ring]

Donna Dixon: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first from Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at 300 pounds…ASM!

[We pan towards the stage as The lights dim out as the return with a cool blue tint as we begin to hear "Take Me On" by Reel Big Fish. We begin to hear the countdown right before the song kicks in as a pyrotechnic shoots from the screen. Austin Edwards then comes running down the ramp. He slides under the ropes and hops to his feet. We continue to watch as Lizzette walks over to the steps and walks up getting into the ring.]

Donna Dixon: hailing from Palm Beach, Florida, weighing in at Two Hundred and Thirty Pounds, being accompanied to the ring by Lizzette Morgan, The Prince Of Palm Beach...AUSTIN EDWARDS!

[Austin Edwards takes the microphone away from Donna Dixon before the ref calls for the bell.]

Wilden: Looks like Edwards has something to say Robbie.

Hart: NO REALLY?! I thought he was taking the microphone to look cool!

[Austin stands next to Lizzette looking at ASM who stands across from him.]

Edwards: It is funny, Lizzette and I started off not liking each other and pretty much not wanting anything to do with one another. And then we get stuck in a tag team match and bonded. So before this match starts I would just like to introduce everyone to the greatest business deal in the history of this business. MORGANEDWARDS INC. We are taking the CWO tag team division by storm. And making it look good as well.

[Upon handing the microphone back to Donna Dixon, Lizzette exits the ring and the bell sounds.]

Wilden: Finally we are under way. ASM gets the upper hand to start off. He has a weight and height advantage on Edwards. But this should be a good contest no doubt.

Hart: Every match SHOULD be a good contest. Sometimes people just get carried away and someone ends up in a wheel chair. But lets hope that doesn't happen tonight.

[ASM sends Austin into the ropes. As he comes back ASM connects with a big boot sending Edwards down to the mat.]

Hart: BIG BOOT! Ha, right in the face. That isn't going to help him out too much.

Wilden: Well, you can say that again. Getting kicked in the face isn't fun no matter who you are.

[Austin slowly gets up as ASM comes in for a clothesline. Austin ducks and executes a back slide. The ref goes down for the count. 1...2...Kick Out!]

Wilden: That was a close one. ASM almost lost this match off of a back slide pin.

Hart: That would definitely be an upset.

[ASM gets up and delivers a stiff kick to the gut on Austin. Austin bends down as ASM delivers a giant knee lift sending Austin back down to the mat.]

Hart: Austin isn't doing to well here Lance. He hasn't seemed to get an advantage in this match so far.

Wilden: Well, lets hope some how he can get the victory because I am pretty sure he wouldn't be happy with losing this one.

[ASM goes to pick up Austin but gets staggered by a jawbreaker. Austin then runs off the ropes and comes back with a leaping leg lariat sending ASM down to the mat.]

Hart: This kid has spunk Lance. That was AMAZING!

Wilden: Yeah, that kick was out of no where. I didn't even see it coming. And I am pretty sure ASM didn't either.

[Austin gets up quickly and taunts to the fans. He quickly returns to offense as he whips ASM towards the ropes. As he comes back ASM hits a brutal DDT on Edwards.]

Wilden: What! Where did that come from? It was literally out of no where.

Hart: But that is the greatest aspect of this sport. You never know what is going to happen Lance!

[ASM goes for the cover and hooks the leg. The ref begins the count. 1...2...KICK OUT!]

Hart: OH MY GOD! He kicked out of that? What is wrong with this kid. I would have stayed down.

Wilden: That is because you don't have a heart Robbie. You aren't in there trying to get to the top of this business. You sit out here and run your mouth.

[Austin slowly gets to his feet as ASM argues with the ref. ASM notices Austin is on his feet and runs towards the ropes. Lizzette quickly hooks his leg preventing him from moving. ASM turns his attention to Lizzette as Austin goes for a quick roll up. The ref begins the count. ONE.....TWO.....THR....KICK OUT!]

Wilden: That was cheap. Austin tried to steal this match. That is not how you get to the top.

Hart: It is called being an opportunist Lance. He saw the opportunity and went for it. Too bad it didn't work. ASM is pissed off now.

[Austin gets to his feet quickly and leans in the corner. ASM runs towards him and goes for a huge boot but misses and gets caught on the ropes. Austin quickly clips his other leg taking ASM down. Austin quickly hops over the ropes and on to the apron. He spring boards off the ropes and lands a perfect Leg drop.]

Hart: There it is! DEATH'S WAITING BED! That may be it!

Wilden: What a weird progression of action tonight. ASM and Edwards aren't holding anything back.

[Austin goes for the cover. ONE.....TWO......THREE! The bell sounds to signal the end of the match as we hear Donna Dixon's voice.]

Donna Dixon: Here is your winner AUSTIN EDWARDS!

[Austin quickly rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp with Lizzette laughing at ASM. We cut back to ring side as we listen to "Take Me On"]

Wilden: Folks, we’re going to head to another commercial break – we’ll be right back after this!

[The NWA stands in the hallway near the Locker room door marked with the Omega symbol. Heretic walks past them, and they call after him]

Ethan: Heretic! Heretic! It's me, NOOBPWNR212

Drake: And it's me, LTCMDRSXY

Heretic: ..And?

Ethan: Dude, we had a HUGE guild raid last week! Where were you?

Heretic: I've got a lot on my plate right now.

Ethan: ..So? What's more important than a guild raid?!

Drake: Yeah dude. You gotta get some more hours logged otherwise you'll never get that epic mount! You've been AFK for a month now!

[They're interrupted by Notorious JON, who angerly storms towards Heretic.]

Notorious JON: What the hell was that? What the hell do you think you're doing?

Heretic: You wanted the match. I got him to accept the match.

Notorious JON: But you.... [looks over at NWA] Who the hell are these guys?

Heretic: [sighs] My old Warcraft guild.

Drake: Your OLD guild? You're quitting?

Ethan: Are you gonna ebay all your items?

Notorious JON: Come on, I need to have a word with you.

[Notorious JON and Heretic go into the Omega lockerroom.]

Drake: Dude this is wierd. Heretic and Notorious JON at odds? This is like when Kirk and Spock fought in episode 30, Amok Time!

Ethan: Actually Heretic and Notorious JON feuded six years ago! The two of them NOT feuding goes against established cWo canon!

Drake: I knew that!

Ethan: Yeah right!

[Both Ethan and Drake give each other the stink eye as the camera fades to black]

Commercial Break

[David Rivers is finishing his warm up in the locker room. He turns to find that Jack Union is standing nearby, dressed in a baggy t shirt and jeans]

Rivers: Jesus Jack, you scared the hell outta me.

Union: Funny thing - a lot of people have been saying that about me recently.

[A long silence follows]

Rivers: So, come to cheer me on?

Union: No, I have some things to take care of here, and I can't wait for another week for them to be done. To be honest - I didn't even realise you had a match.

Rivers: You didn't know? what happened to scouting Jack Union? the guy that watches tapes of his opponents before matches to memorise every punch? who knew more about his opponents style than his opponent?

Union: Am I wrestling in this match Dave?

Rivers: That's kind of beside the point -

Union: Am I lacing up, walking down the ring, and beating anyone tonight David? Did you see me on the card, David? do I have a match, David?

Rivers: No!

Union: Then why the hell would I care who is fighting tonight?

Rivers: I just thought that maybe you'd be interested, being as I'm your partner, and Serious is kind of a usual opponent of yours.

Union: Dave. If my dad jumped out of his grave today, walked over to my mother’s grave, pulled her out, dragged their bony little selves into Madison Square Garden, and had a triple tier cage match for the undisputed heavyweight undead title of the galaxy, I still wouldn't give a damn if I wasn't on the card, so if you're confused as to why I'm not watching a match between some big useless hoss taking on a far more talented wrestler that, even though he has a ridiculous catchphrase, could whip your ass into jelly before he's finished shouting his first 'SERIOUS' joke, then you're even more useless than I thought.

Rivers: Screw you Jack. You can go to hell for all I care.

Union: Oh I probably will. I bet in hell my 'partner' wouldn't screw up a match.

Rivers: Look, as long as people keep tagging us together, can we still just get along in a professional capacity?

Union: No can do, Davey boy. Acting in a professional manner would involve both of us being professionals. You have as much talent in the ring as my left nut. Next time we 'tag' together, you might not want to bother showing up - I might have a better chance then.

[Jack goes to leave]

Union: Oh, and 'good luck'

Rivers: Whatever.

[Union leaves Rivers alone as the camera fades to ringside]

Wilden: And the problems continue to persist between Jack Union and David Rivers!

Hart: Doesn’t look like there’s much of a friendship there anymore, if you ask me.

Wilden: Everybody has rough spots with lifelong friends –

Hart: I wouldn’t know – I only use people!

Wilden: And before the break folks, you saw Heretic and Notorious JON enter into their locker room –

Hart: I wouldn’t want to be in that locker room, that’s for sure! Especially after last week when Notorious JON jumped on Heretic!

Wilden: Folks, we’re going to head on down to the ring right now, where evidently, Scott Reznik is already there and raring to go!

Hart: Maybe he thinks if he can show up earlier, he’ll set a good example for management – he’s trying to not to get fired now!

Wilden: Hopefully he can pick up the W tonight!

Robbie Hart: Not likely! He couldn’t even beat Edwards or J.J Carter, what makes you believe that he can defeat the mysterious Wraith?

Lance Wilden: Because he weighs a tad bit more than The Wraith does!
Robbie Hart: Eh, weight has nothing to do with it. The Wraith is a monster!

Lance Wilden: A monster who lost to J.J Carter a few weeks ago!

Robbie Hart: Yeah, but The Wraith showed him. Hell, J.J’s day of reckoning is upon him. He is going to pay for his years of sin. Ezekial Gray promised it.

Lance Wilden: I wouldn’t listen to anything that wacko says.

[The camera focuses on Reznik who is already in the ring and ready to go by jumping up and down in the ring until the lights go out.]

Lance Wilden: Are you still afraid of him? You’d think you would have an immunity to The Wraith.

Robbie Hart: He is scary Lance!

[“Super Beast” by Rob Zombie blasts through the P.A as the ramp-way turns red and a ring of fire appears in the middle of it. The Wraith and Ezekial are elevated from between these flames. The Wraith is carrying the snake around his neck. The flames go out and The Wraith makes his way to the ring followed by a limping Ezekial Gray.]

Robbie Hart: Poor Ezekial Gray, he is in bad shape because of what that heathen J.J Carter did to him last week.

Lance Wilden: Oh, Ezekial was owed it. He orchestrated the snake attack on him. He had it coming.

Robbie Hart: That is no excuse for attacking a priest.

[The Wraith climbs the steel steps and hands the snake over to his manager who proceeds to put the snake in it’s sack. The Wraith stands on the turnbuckle spewing his black liquid into the air. The Wraith dismounts and stares down Reznik. Scott stares right back, ready for a fight.]

Lance Wilden: What a heart Reznik has. He does not back down even from the menacing Wraith.

Robbie Hart: The Wraith eats hearts.

[Ding Ding Ding]

Lance Wilden: Scott Reznik circles The Wraith trying to find a good plan of action against this freak.

Robbie Hart: Oh, if Scott Reznik couldn’t beat that new guy Edwards or J.J, what chance will he have beating The Wraith. The guy is a jobber plain and simple. There is nothing more to him than that.

Lance Wilden: I think there is, he has just had bad luck as of late. But I do admit that The Wraith is one intimidating creature. But his new “manager” might be just as creepy. Is that him really passing around a collection plate?

Robbie Hart: How else is he going to get funding for the Church of Damnation?

Lance Wild: It is a horrible mockery of the real Church, Robbie.

[Scott Reznik circles around The Wraith as his opponent just stares from underneath his mask.]

Lance Wilden: There Reznik goes with the lock up. Look at this, Reznik is staying pretty equal to The Wraith for this test of strength!

Robbie Hart: Nobody is equal to the Wraith he is fueled by every bad thought in this world.

Lance Wilden: Yes, it does look like the Reznik is taking control… but Reznik transitions into an arm drag that sends TheWraith onto the mat. Reznik follows up with hard stomps to the gut of this demon out of hell… or whatever he is.

[The Wraith rises up and Reznik tries following up with hard punches to his stomach.]

Robbie Hart: Look at that Lance, The Wraith never stays down for long… it is weird.

Lance Wilden: Yeah, but Reznik is attacking with a great offense. Reznik follows up now with a side Russian leg sweep. You have to admire the athleticism of this young man.

Robbie Hart: I admire winners and Reznik is no winner.

Lance Wilden: He looks like one now as he lifts The Wraith up by the hair and NAILS a T-Bone suplex on The Wraith! I think tonight is going to be his night. Imagine what a pinfall on The Wraith would do for him!

Robbie Hart: Yeah, it’ll buy him an early grave just like Carter.

Lance Wilden: Carter so far has come up on top during the last few encounters the two have had. The Wraith gets back up on his feet as Reznik bounces off the ropes with a clothesline attempt. But The Wraith ducks it and throws Reznik into the ropes. He bounces off as The Wraith goes for the bicycle kick, but Reznik ducks the attempt. Reznik bounces off the ropes but…

[From outside the ring, Ezekial Gray grabs Reznik leg and trips him up.]

Robbie Hart: Thank vengeful, merciless God, for small miracles!

Lance Wilden: That is not right… once again… this so called “man of God” has gotten himself involved in the match. Reznik gathers himself but… walks right into a SPEAR from The Wraith.

Robbie Hart: Let the reaping begin!

Lance Wilden: And The Wraith picks up Reznik and sets him up for the Paradise Lost AND HITS IT!!! What a waste, Reznik could have easily have won this one if it wasn’t for that screwy priest!

Robbie Hart: Screwy priest? He is God’s disciple!

Lance Wilden: And The Wraith goes for the pin on Reznik!

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Lance Wilden: And The Wraith steals it!

Robbie Hart: Sorry Scotty… try next week… loser!

[Ezekial Gray crawls into the ring and joins The Wraith. The priest lifts up The Wraith’s arm as the crowd boos them.]

Donna Dixon: And here is your winner: The Wraith!

[The Wraith lifts up his arms as the lights begin to flicker…]

Voice: Hold it!

[The lights stop flickering as The Wraith and Ezekial look up towards the rampway. J.J stands with a smirk on his face, holding a microphone.]

J.J Carter: Congratulations on your big victory! Also, congratulations for getting one up on me three weeks ago. Although I one the battle, I guess you won the war when you two double teamed me and had your pet snake bite me on the neck. Instead of beating me in the ring, you and your little man of God there beat me with an illegal serpent. You know, I thought beating up your little lap dog would be enough to get me over it! But that wasn’t enough… I still wasn’t justified! I don’t think the message was clear Wraith. In fact, I think there is only one way to make the message clear…

Robbie Hart: Oh no, Lance look.

[From behind the Wraith and Ezekial, J.J’s lawyer grabs the sack that The Wraith’s snake is carried in. He throws the bag on the floor and grabs a cinderblock that sits by the barrier.]

Lance Wilden: No way… it’s J.J’s lawyer. J.J Carter served as a distraction while the lawyer climbed over the turnbuckle with that cinderblock?
Robbie Hart: I do not like the look of this at all. Don’t do it! Not Loki!

[The Wraith and Ezekial turn around just in time to see The Lawyer drop the cinderblock on the sack that the snake is in.]

Robbie Hart: NO! ANIMAL CRUELTY! ANIMAL CRUELTY!

Lance Wilden: Fiasco should expect several angry letters from PETA NOW! That is not right! But a tad bit justified!

[The Lawyer jumps over the barricade as The Wraith chases him screaming. The Wraith stops at the crushed bag and gets on his knees and yells out in anger. Ezekial looks on at J.J Carter.]

Lance Wilden: Look at The Wraith’s reaction, he seems broken. Not angry but broken… we have never seen The Wraith like this before!

Robbie Hart: It is just a front! He is trying to make J.J think that he is torn up by this!

[J.J holds the mic up again and starts to speak. Ezekial has grabbed a mic within in this time as well.]

J.J Carter: Good Wraith! Good! I knew that there was something that was your weakness… something that would destroy you. Now you know that I am out for blood. That I am…

[Ezekial interrupts him.]

Ezekial Gray: I agree!

[J.J Carter looks confused.

J.J Carter: What are you talking about? On for what?

Ezekial Gray: You said you are out for blood, right? We accept your offer for a first blood match!

J.J Carter: That is not what.. I…

Ezekial Gray: So you are backing down before the vengeance of the almighty God?

J.J Carter: What? I don’t even

Ezekial Gray: So, it is set then. J.J Carter Vs. The Wraith in a first blood match at Dangerous Engagement! Right?

[J.J looks around as the fans begin to chat his name and then quickly answers.]

J.J Carter: You are on!

Ezekial Gray: Good… oh and J.J… what happened at Veneration was just a sampling of what is going to happen. As the leader of the Church of Damnation, I will remind you that last week was your chance to repent and you refused to do so. So there is no going back… at Dangerous Engagement, not only will you bleed, but the sky from above as well, for your day of judgment has come and the earth shall swallow you whole! Welcome to the end of days… at least for you!

Lance Wilden: WHAT? Is J.J insane? He can’t beat The Wraith in a first blood match! The Wraith wears a mask!

Robbie Hart: This proves how genius this priest is and how stupid Carter is! There is no way that J.J is going to win this… and it looks like The Wraith is going to keep his promise of taking his soul to hell.

Lance Wilden: Yeah, by finding a loophole!

Robbie Hart: No one said you have to play by the rules to steal souls! Plus, The Wraith’s snake just got crushed by a cinderblock.

[J.J stands on the ramp as The Wraith holds the crushed sack in his hands with the dark liquid spewing from his mouth hole.]

Lance Wilden: I think this rivalry between The Wraith and J.J has just been cranked up a notch after tonight. But how is Carter planning on defeating the masked Wraith in a first blood match?

Robbie Hart: The only chance is to pry that mask off him… but do we really want to see what monstrosity is underneath it?

Wilden: Folks – we’re going to head to another commercial break! We’ll be right back after this one!

[Backstage we see Nick Dangerous sitting on a bench in the locker room.]

Wilden: Huh? Wait - what's this?

Hart: It's Nick Dangerous!

Wilden: What's he doing though?

[The camera pans out to see Nick wrapping bandages around his leg.]

Hart: Oh my god! Did he reinjure it?

[John Pilchard is then seen opening the locker room door.]

John Pilchard: Nick? It's time...

Nick Dangerous: I'm almost ready.

John Pilchard: Almost? Your opponent is here, you need to be ready right now!

Dangerous: *sigh*..John...

[The scene fades to black]

Commercial Break

[ASM walks into the Omega lockerroom, where he's met by Heretic.]

Heretic: Austin Edwards? Really? You couldn't even beat him?

ASM: Get out of my way.

Heretic: No. I've got one question for you, ASM. What the hell are you doing here?

ASM: What?

Heretic: What. The Hell. Are. You. Doing. Here?

ASM: You know dam well why I'm here! I've proven that I deserve to be a member of Omega! I took out Roman for you!

Heretic: With MY help, and a lot of good THAT did. He's still out there pissing me off. In my opinion, all you do is take up space.

ASM: Well, YOUR opinion doesn't matter!

Heretic: Maybe it does maybe it doesn't. But I think it's time you prove yourself.

ASM: Anytime, anywhere.

Heretic: Then I'll see you next week.

[Heretic pushes past ASM and leaves the room as the show comes back to see a camera view of the crowd in attendance for tonight's show as Wilden introduces us back.]

Wilden: We're back folks.

Hart: And I hope you're all ready to witness history!

Wilden: History?

Hart: Since the creation of the cWo I don't think there's been a moment as important as this.

Wilden: I think you're being a bit presumptuous.

Hart: I'll just let the moment speak for itself then.

Wilden: Well I for one am optimistic in regards to being surprised, but the only thing that ever surprises me about our World Champion is how low he's willing to sink to get what he wants.

["It's Only Money Pt. 2" by Argent begins to play on the P.A. system, as most fans are seen looking to the entrance way to see John Pilchard come out and make his way down the ring.]

Wilden: Pilchard on his way down, does Nick need more time to wrap a bandage around his leg?

Hart: Maybe he has an announcement, is Nick still injured?

Wilden: You know he didn't look that bad aside from the usual bad mood he was in.

Hart: He's in a bad mood all the time because of nitpicky, can't be pleased scum like you Lance!

Wilden: I'm pretty easy to please, that's what makes him so frustrating to me.

[With a mic in hand on request, and a smile on his face John Pilchard begins to speak.]

Pilchard: Billings, Montana, I hope you still have your ticket stubs on you. We're about to witness the revival of a legend, Kurt Cobain and Tupac could come back to life and write a song together, and it would only open the show if it were put on the same marquee as what you're about to see. George Harrison, John Lennon, they could descend upon us from the heavens, the Beatles could reform and sing about Yellow Submarines and Eleanor Rigby and only garner a lack of interest and yawns heard the world over at the thought when compared to the return of "The" Nick Dangerous!

[The fans boo as John looks to be as genuine as one can get making the statements he's making.]

Wilden: He can't be serious.

Pilchard: Deny it all you want but when given the option, how does a Fab Four compare to a One Man Oddysey? In short, it doesn't. So like I said, I hope you still have your ticket stubs on you, because when you go home tonight, you can go on Ebay and multiply your networth tenfold selling tickets to countless other boys and girls who are gonna wanna tell their friends they were there, the night that Nick told Josh Cantrell that there is no man who can keep him from doing what he does best, by returning in a form bigger, badder, better than he's ever been before! Billings! I hope you're ready, because we're about to finally take that cast from off his leg! Ladies and gentlemen! "The" Nick Dangerous!

[The fans boo as we then see Nick Dangerous, wearing his wrestling attire with a leg cast that wraps around his boots and tights on his right leg, sitting on a wheel chair, which is being wheeled to the ring with help of a cWo staffer.]

Hart: It feels like a close friend or family member successfully fought cancer Lance.

Wilden: You can't be serious!

Hart: Pilchard just gave me chills, we could have lost Nick forever!

Wilden: Wouldn't that have been a treat.

[John Pilchard meets Nick at the ring apron, as he helps him to his feet, to stand while the staff member folds the chair up to hoist it into the ring, Pilchard supports Nick as he rolls into the ring, which afterwards Pilchard and the staff member go into the ring to help Nick to his feet and ease him back into the chair.]

Wilden: Gee, doesn't look like he's back in shape to me.

Hart: Yeah what gives?

Pilchard: Before we go on Nick, is there anything on your mind right now?

[Nick sits in his chair looking miserable, with his chin tucked closely to his chest, John Pilchard holds the mic to Nick's mouth.]

Dangerous: ...Just get this thing off my leg and let me get on with the rest of my life!

Hart: Come on Nick! Cheer up, you made it, you're one hundred percent!

Pilchard: You're the boss!

[Pilchard digs into his pocket to take out a pair of scissors.]

Hart: Watch this Lance, watch this!

Wilden: What else would I be watching?

[Pilchard carefully snips at the cast, as some fans show indifference to the whole scene, while the majority boo.]

Pilchard: Well...cWo fans, wrestling fans...it's over.

[Nick's theme music, "Fanfare for the Common Man" by Emerson, Lake and Palmer, begins to pick up on the PA system.]

Pilchard: Nick Dangerous, my friend...you're free.

[The intro to the song comes to a close, and as the trumpets stop playing, and the keyboard begin to kick in, Nick stands up.]

Pilchard: Now before we get down to business, because I know you're all itching to see Nick back in action, let me tell you something, this is more than just a match this week, this is a statement, this is a declaration of redemption, cWo has treated my friend and client Nick Dangerous like a sack of dirt, and the last place you wanna put a brick of gold is in a pile of dirt, so this match is gonna be a symbol of a new beginning in the cWo, a second chance for cWo to do things right and treat Nick Dangerous like the champion he is, and who better to face Nick in this new era, than the first man to wrestle Nick in a cWo ring, Mr. Paul Kopecky!

Wilden: What!

Hart: What a treat. Nostalgia at its finest.

Wilden: Nostalgia? I'm not sure many cWo fans will even remember this young man.

["Our Lips Are Sealed" by Hilary Duff hits the PA system as Paul Kopecky reluctantly makes his way down the ring, as John Pilchard gets the wheelchair out of the ring. Nick meanwhile with a straight face, not looking particularly happy about his current situation, just looks at Paul with a general disgust. Paul gets in the ring and immediately shouts at Pilchard, "where's my money?" as Pilchard responds with a "don't worry about that right now."]

Wilden: I think it's now obvious why Kopecky is here tonight.

Hart: Who wouldn't want a crack at the World Champion right now?

Wilden: Did you hear that at all Robbie? Kopecky just asked Pilchard about some form of payment, he must have been promised a hefty sum to get back in the ring with that man, I mean not that I expect you to remember, but last time Nick faced this journeyman wrestler, Kopecky wound up in the hospital.

[A referee is seen in the ring, as he gets between Nick and Kopecky, and calls for the bell.]

DING DING DING

[The two men walk up to each other, but as the two draw nearer, Kopecky begins to back away, as Nick sternly walks threateningly towards Kopecky into a corner where Paul has nowhere to go, Nick begins to shout at Kopecky, while grasping the ropes behind Paul, further trapping him in the corner, questioning him, asking "how could you be so stupid? What're you doing out here with me?"]

Wilden: I can't help but feel sorry for the kid.

Hart: He knew what he was getting himself into, an opportunity like this has to be worth the risk!

Wilden: This guy wasn't ready for Nick last year, we haven't seen or heard anything from him since then, how could he be ready now?

[Nick just looks disgusted at Kopecky, as he then says "you deserve this," as he grabs him by the hair and pulls him into the center of the ring.]

Hart: Looks like we're getting started!

[Nick grabs Kopecky by the right arm and wrenches on it, and promptly tugging fiercely on it downwards, bringing Paul down to one knee.]

Wilden: Working the same arm he did last year.

Hart: How do you remember that stuff?

Wilden: Not having A.D.D. helps, Robbie.

[Still wrenching the arm, Nick then delivers some stiff kicks to the ribs of Kopecky, bringing him down to both knees.]

Wilden: Nick is just downright bullying him.

Hart: Well he's an idiot for being here. I mean if I were a wrestler it would be a dream of mine to be in the ring against a guy like Nick...but if I were Paul Kopecky, I'd be stupid to do something like this.

Wilden: You were just saying earlier that it would be stupid to pass this opportunity up!

Hart: What? No I didn't.

[Still wrenching on the arm, Nick gets in Kopecky's ear again, and shouts "I'm killin' you! Do something about it!"]

Wilden: Kopecky shouldn't be here, there's plenty on the cWo roster Pilchard could have chosen.]

Hart: It's like Pilchard said, this is a symbol of a new beginning!

Wilden: I think it's a fear of any viable contenders.

[Kopecky then with all of his strength pulls his right arm away from Nick, dragging Nick off his feet with an armdrag.]

Wilden: Yes! Armdrag by Kopecky!

[Nick comes up and charges Paul but the attack gets ducked.]

Wilden: Missed clothesline by Nick Dangerous!

[Nick rebounds off the ropes.]

Wilden: Against the ropes. Back body drop by Kopecky!

[Nick gets to his feet, clutching his right hand against the small his back.]

Hart: Ring rust, that's all!

[As Nick gets up to his feet, Kopecky hits Nick with a basement dropkick to the right leg.]

Hart: THE BAD LEG! THE BAD LEG!

[Nick falls over to one knee, but after some time to process the damage done, Nick begins clutching his right knee intensely, and rolling into the corner of the ring.]

Hart: That son of a bitch might have re-aggravated Nick's injury! We could be going through all that drama all over again!

Wilden: I don't think Nick could go from one hundred percent, to where he was when Cantrell was through with him so quickly.

[Nick screams in agony as Kopecky keeps his distance, while the referee checks up on him in the corner, seeing if he's alright. Nick gets up to his feet, and begins stamping his right leg on the mat, making sure it's ok.]

Wilden: Looks like it's fine.

Hart: I think Nick just had flashbacks of all the gruelling rehabilitation he needed on that leg.

Wilden: Right.

[Nick then looks irate as he tackles Kopecky off his feet, and mounts right and left punches to his head, prompting the referee to count to five.]

Wilden: Come on Nick, he's just wrestling a match.

Hart: No way Lance, that was below the belt!

Wilden: It was his LEG!

Hart: Kopecky knows the trauma Nick's been through!

[Nick stops punching at a four count, as he gets up and begins pacing the ring.]

Wilden: He's losing his mind.

[Nick goes back to Kopecky, picking him up by his hair, and dragging him over to the turnbuckle, and hten delivering a knife edge chop to his chest.]

Hart: Ohh, you hear that?

Wilden: The whole arena heard that I'm sure.

[Nick then continues the assault with a european uppercut, then another knife edge chop. Not stopping there, as he continues to alternate between strikes.]

Wilden: This is getting ridiculous.

Hart: You have to realize that this is two months of frustration built up within Dangerous, he's been getting by with one leg for far too long, Johnny Serious and Chazz Mendel are on his case, Mendel has his title! All this frustration being taken out on Kopecky, none of this is Nick's fault, the sting Kopecky's feeling right now is Serious' fault if anyone!

[Nick then grabs Paul by the hair, and slips his right hand under his arm, and hiptosses him across the ring.]

Wilden: I think even you're starting to feel remorse for Kopecky here.

Hart: I still think he's an idiot for being here.

Wilden: You have to imagine he has a family Robbie, his mind is set on making money here, you could tell that right when he got to the ring.

Hart: I think it's pathetic.

[As Paul begins to slowly rise to his feet, Nick begins to stamp his fresh right foot on the ground.]

Hart: I think I know what time it is.

[Paul gets to his feet as Nick starts to charge him head on.]

Hart: DANGEROUS KICK! DANGEROUS KICK!

Wilden: There, now just pin him!

[Kopecky is knocked on his back, until Nick flips him over to his stomach and drags him into the middle of the ring.]

Hart: DANGEROUS ARMBAR! DANGEROUS ARMBAR!

[Once unconscious, now looking frantic, Paul Kopecky panics as he struggles to get out of the hold, before long Paul reaches back to tap, but Nick releases the hold and switches to a rear mount behind Paul, and starts pounding on Kopecky's right arm, as Paul screams in agony, Nick puts the hold back on.]

Wilden: That's enough! Come on now!

Hart: DANGEROUS ARMBAR! DANGEROUS ARMBAR AGAIN!

[Once again about to tap, Nick releases the hold, and begins driving knees into the same arm of Kopecky, the referee has enough and calls for a ringing of the bell, as Nick keeps driving more knees into Paul's arm, only to revert back into the Dangerous Armbar as the referee shouts at Nick to release the hold.]

DING DING DING

Wilden: Somebody stop this! The match is over!

Hart: You know what? Would you have preferred Nick to take this out on your favorite Johnny Serious? Or Muru? Or Cantrell? Oh wait...Chazz beat him to it.

[Meanwhile in a panic, the referee tells Donna Dixon to announce the winner.]

Wilden: This is about having respect for the well being of your peers.

Hart: Kopecky cast the first stone!

Donna Dixon: The winner of this match, Nick Dangerous!

[The referee rushes back in the ring as cameras catch the referee saying "now let go Nick, before I reverse the decision!" As Nick responds, saying "get me a mic!" The referee quickly shouts to Donna to pass a mic, who complies, and the ref hands Nick his requested mic, prompting Nick to let go of the hold, to a chorus of boos headed his way. Nick goes right into it as he gets to his feet.]

Nick Dangerous: None of this is my responsibility, what happened to this man is what happens when you take what belongs to me! This is what happens when a student thinks he's the teacher, Johnny Serious! You think you're the man? Why is it that when you finally decided to be your own man is when I have a broken leg! Huh? And Chazz you little weasel! You think that you taking my title was what I had in mind when I granted Lester Biggs the rite of passage to help you cakewalk your way through the Path of Kings? Well consider this the end of the path Chazz! The only thing you've been successful at is taking my mind off of Johnny Serious, but you see the misconception of this little tournament that you wouldn't have won without me, is that you may have followed the Path of Kings, but at the end of that path is a true king! Nick Dangerous!..."THE" Nick Dangerous! And unless you're as big an idiot that I truly think you are, you will come down to this ring and give me back my crown!

[The fans boo, as "Tiger the Lion" hits the PA system.]

"This is Tiger The Lion..."
"Give me the knuckles of Frisco..."
"If there's danger in the language, Gentlemen..."
"I suggest no further use of the two way radio..."

[Chazz Mendel comes out with Nick's World Title over his shoulder and a mic in his hand.]

Chazz Mendel: Ya know something Nick? Just because my Dad likes you doesn't mean I have to. Not to say I like Johnny Serious either, but at least Johnny was good for one thing, and that was giving me his idea.

Dangerous: His idea?

Mendel: You know that little ultimatum he made you before? I'm making it now. You want this title bad enough? You're one hundred percent. Put it on the line against me.

Dangerous: I'm the World Champion! It BELONGS to me! Give it to me RIGHT NOW!

Mendel: What's the fun in just, giving it to you?

Dangerous: I'll tell Reg about all of this!

Mendel: My Dad's in Beijing for all I know! And besides man, you're an asshole.

[There's a slight cheer for Mendel as Nick responds.]

Dangerous: I'm a former Tag Team Champion, I'm the current World Heavywe-

Mendel: Nah, no you're an asshole. You know the saying, it takes one to know one? Well I'll gladly admit I am one, and it's easy for me to tell that you are too, but there's nothing I hate more than an asshole who doesn't know he is one. So the answer is no, I'm not just GIVING your title to you.

[Nick is speechless, as he's running out of things to say to Chazz, as Chazz continues.]

Mendel: What's your problem man? Think of it this way, give me my shot, make it official, you and me, one on one, there's nothing Fiasco can do about it, then from here until the Pay Per View, there's nothing Johnny Serious can do to poke his nose in our business. I don't like you Nick and I know you don't think a damn of me, but one thing we both have in common is we hate Johnny Serious. And quite frankly I'd rather see this title around your waist than his, but I'd mostly like to see it around mine. So if you're so sure of yourself you'll give me the shot I'm asking for.

[The fans boo as Nick, looking irate, pauses before he responds.]

Dangerous: FINE.

Wilden: WHAT!

Hart: What a main event!

Dangerous: Only if you come here right NOW and give me what's mine!

Mendel: With pleasure.

[The fans boo as Chazz makes a confident stroll down the ring, as Nick smirks in anticipation, alongside Pilchard who applauds both men for coming to an agreement.]

Hart: Well finally a lot of trials and tribulations that have come up in Nick's life over the past month are finding some closure.

[Chazz hands the title to Nick, but before the title switches hands, we see Andrew Fiasco on the tron, looking towards the camera.]

Andrew Fiasco: Not so fast!

[Chazz stops from handing Nick the title as he hangs on to his end of it.]

Fiasco: Guys, this is enough, this is a professional wrestling company, not a Mel Gibson movie, we don't hold titles hostage to get title shots in the cWo, Chazz Mendel you're already a clear contender for the World Title, as questionable the victory was, you were still victorious at the Path of Kings tournament. However, the fans, and myself have been clamoring for Johnny Serious to get his day in the sun, and he's defended the World Heavyweight Championship with a lot more honor and respect than the actual World Champion has!

[The fans cheer the mention of Serious.]

Fiasco: So you guys, this little deal you made is irrelevant! Because this is the real deal right here. Chazz you're getting your shot against Dangerous, but so is Johnny Serious, at Dangerous Engagement in two weeks, we're gonna see a triple threat match for the World Title!

Wilden: YES!

Hart: Bullcrap! Johnny Serious is a criminal! He shouldn't be rewarded!

Wilden: He's only trying to save the Title, just like Josh Cantrell before him.

[Stunned by the news, Nick and Chazz still hold their ends of the title, awestruck...when they both snap out of it, and have a tug of war for the title, when Nick all of a sudden kicks Chazz with a low blow, and slams the title in his face.]

Hart: WHOA!

Wilden: This is chaotic! Nick just floored Chazz Mendel!

Hart: Nick finally in the physical condition to retaliate! But he shouldn't be taking it out on Chazz, they both are in it for the same thing, to keep the title off of Johnny Serious!

[The fans boo as Nick, with a miserable look on his face, holds his title in the air to the jeering crowd.]

Wilden: We gotta take a break folks, but on our way back,we’re going to head backstage first, where Tiffany Tolberg is standing with Johnny Serious and his reactions to what has just transpired here – we’ll see you in a few minutes!

[Camera pans to a backstage locker room, where Octavius Winslow and Ronald Crewe are seen oppositely sitting, in complete silence. Crewe is lacing his boots as Winslow flexes his muscles and stretches his arms. Suddenly, he stands up and stares directly at Crewe, who leans back in his chair and grins]

Winslow: You ready, boss?

Crewe: I ain’t never been more ready.

Winslow: Then let’s go and do this thing.

Crewe: Right on, brotha.

[Crewe grins furiously as Winslow sighs, then moves to the door alone as the camera fades to black]

Commercial Break

Tiffany Tolberg is standing backstage with Johnny Serious, who is wearing his F*CK Dangerous, BE SERIOUS tee shirt and has an obvious cut on the top of his head.]

Tolberg: Thanks Lance. I'm here with Johnny Serious who has just been announced to be in the World Title Triple Match with Nick Dangerous and Chazz Mendel. Now Johnny, last week, you were on the wrong end of a Nick Dangerous chair shot. ]

Johnny Serious: Let me stop you right there Tiffany! First off, I want Nick Dangerous to know that a simple chair shot is not going to be enough to keep me down. His wet dream fantasy may be over now that he has his World Title back but his SERIOUS nightmare has only just begun. See, I didn't take his world title to pretend that I was a champion...I took it cause I felt that he SERIOUSLY didn't deserve to hold onto a championship he hadn't defended in months....and he should have done more then just hit me with a chair because the fact of the matter is, I'm COMING FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! And As for KING NOTHING, CHAZZ MENDEL, well, his actions last week were useless. Stealing the title from me only got him what he would have gotten anyways, a Title Shot...but he did say a lot of things ealrier that made a ton of sense....NICK DANGEROUS IS AN ASSHOLE!!!! But then again, so IS CHAZZ MENDEL. And at Dangerous Engagement, I will have the pleasure of taking out TWO ASSHOLES WITH ONE VICTORY!!!!!!!

Tiffany Tolberg: And tonight you have a match against David Rivers. Does his size and strength scare you a bit?

Johnny Serious: ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!! David Rivers is a big man, a strong guy, but it SERIOUSLY doesn't matter how big he is....cause all that matters is how SERIOUS one can be in the ring....and tonight TIFFANY....IT's GOOD TO BE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Johnny Walks off screen as Tiffany looks into the camera and it fades back to ringside]

Wilden: It's time for some more exciting tag team action, which in the past few weeks has become the "it" scene in the cWo.

Hart: The "it" scene? Are you Mary Hart now all of a sudden?

Wilden: What?

Hart: Oh nothing, John Tesh.

Wilden: I'm just saying, the tag team division has really been spruced up and all teams have been on edge in the locker room since the announcement made by Fiasco that he is keeping a finger on the pulse as pertains to who will contend for the titles. Making sure the right teams get the shot is a hard thing to do when you have so many great teams vying for it.

Dixon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

You can love me or hate me
But I'm still gonna get my money
Envy and jealousy is all I see
[Yeah] I can see the hate in ya eyes
You can try but you can't stop me
I keep it real, I keep it street
So tell everybody that don't like me
That I can see the hate in ya eyes

[A spotlight shines on the entrance and the outline of a large man with an afro is seen. The man takes a step forward into the spotlight. The crowd boos the arrival of Octavius Winslow and he arrogantly walks to the ring to prepare for his next mauling and to get paid.]

Dixon: First, entering the ring, weighing in at two hundred and seventy pounds, hailing from Athens, Greece, he is Octavius Winsloooooow!

Wilden: Octavius, who is half of a team between himself and Ronald Crewe, both newcomers, were a bit of an accident I'd say.

Hart: I dare you to say that to their face.

Wilden: Accidental I mean, in that I don't think either of them intended to become a tag team, they seemingly have different agendas, but they work very well together.

[Octavius is in the ring as he awaits the arrival of his partner. Suddenly, the lights dim as Lupe Fiasco’s “Superstar” begins to play throughout the arena. An explosion of pyrotechnics blankets the ramp as Three Six Mafia’s “Stay Fly” hits the loudspeakers, prompting Ronald Crewe to make his way out towards the ring.]

Wilden: This man is tough.

Hart: You're tellin' me, I wouldn't wanna be the hippies right now.

Wilden: The hippies. After last week's showing I'd assumed you'd have some degree of respect for Victor Emmit and Tito.

Hart: They STINK. Don't pretend like the DNA you saw last week were the DNA of the year prior.

Wilden: Well why don't we use this match as a test of their capabilities then.

Hart: Don't get your hopes up.

[Ronald Crewe is in the ring, when the intro to "Don't Stop 'Till You Get Enough" by Michael Jackson hits the PA system. The arena is highlighted with psychedelic lights that shift back and forth to the beat. The intro comes to a close, when we see Victor coming out wearing a Stevie Ray Vaughan-esque hat and jacket. He comes out with Tito as they both stop at the stage to hold up both their arms slightly above shoulder level and rock the horns Ronnie James Dio style, before making their way to the ring.]

Dixon: And their opponents, at a combined weight of four hundred and seventy pounds, from Vancouver, British Columbia, Victoooooor Emmmmmiiiiiit and Tito!

Hart: HIPPIEEEEEEEEEEES!

Wilden: Relax Robbie!

Hart: GET HAIRCUTS!

Wilden: They can't hear you!

Hart: Ah that's because they've listened to too much of that stupid rock music that they listen to, smoking doobies and killing america!

Wilden: I said relax! We're about to watch a match and you're starting to think you're Reg Mendel!

Hart: A man can dream.

[Meanwhile both teams are settled in the ring and ready to go as Aaron Blake calls for the bell.]

DING DING DING

Wilden: And it's Victor Emmit getting in the ring with Octavius Wislow to start.

[Victor goes into the middle of the ring and holds his right hand in the air, spinning his fingers, challenging him to a test of strength.]

Wilden: Victor wants to see first thing who the stronger man is.

Hart: Does he know who he's dealing with here? Was he watching Driven last week?

Wilden: Let's let the test of strength speak for itself.

[Octavius confidently puts his hand up, but as he does, Victor switches hands.]

Wilden: Oh, a switch!

[Octavius goes to clinch Victor's left hand, but as he does, Victor changes hands again.]

Hart: What's this guy doin'.

[Octavius again goes for the right hand, but Victor switches again.]

Hart: Is he serious?

[Octavius gets frustrated and keeps reaching for alternate hands, to a point where it appears as though he and Victor are dancing.]

Wilden: It's a dance party!

Hart: Snap out of it Octavius!

[Octavius realizes what's happening as he then catches hold of Victor's right arm and wrenches it.]

Wilden: Octavius with an armwrench.

[Victor flips forwards, and nips ups, and wrenches Octavius himself.]

Wilden: Quick change of pace by Victor, fancy footwork.

Hart: Yeah yeah..

[Victor runs to the second turnbuckle with Octavius' arm in lock, and leaps off, with an armdrag, sending Octavius sliding on the canvas to Crewe's corner.]

Wilden: A tornado armdrag of sorts!

Hart: Now he's in trouble!

[Octavius tags Ronald Crewe in the ring.]

Hart: Victor's gonna get wrecked!

Wilden: I see what you did there Robbie.

[Victor gets serious as he circles around Crewe, who stands in the middle of the ring keeping his eyes on the mobile Victor Emmit.]

Wilden: This should be an interesting clash of styles here.

[Victor closes in as Crewe goes for a right hand.]

Wilden: Victor dodged a right. Roundhouse kick-no!

[Victor misses a roundhouse kick, ducked under by Crewe, as Crewe retaliates with fierce left and right strikes that push Victor into the corner. Crewe unleashes with a rush of right and left punches to the ribs.]

Wilden: Close fisted barrage of attacks here by Crewe, referee is telling him to tone it down.

[Aaron Blake begins a five count.]

Wilden: Victor's in a bad way.

Hart: You were saying about contrast of styles? I think it's obvious whose wins.

Wilden: You might be right about that.

[Crewe forces Victor into a headlock and takes him down hard with a quick judo style headlock takedown, sneaking a few close fisted right hands to his head after executing the takedown, only to be issued warning by the referee. Crewe then moves into a cross armbar.]

Wilden: Crewe with an armbar!

[Victor struggles and hooks both legs over the bottom rope, but Crewe continues the pressure on the hold. Aaron Blake counts towards five.]

Wilden: Crewe seems to have few qualms with breaking rules he seems to get off on applying his craft of inflicting pain.

[Crewe picks Victor up to his feet and hooks him in a front face lock. He exhausts Victor as he wrenches the hold, swinging Victor's neck around.]

Wilden: The way Crewe is wrenching that front face hold has to be exerting a lot of Victor's energy.

[Crewe quickly goes from the front face lock to delivering hard knee strikes to the gut of Victor.]

Hart: Crewe is beating on Victor like he owes him money!

[Victor tries to lunge backwards towards Tito for a tag, but Crewe is able to keep Victor out of reach by pulling on his left arm, which Crewe begins hammering on with some clubbing blows to the shoulder.]

Wilden: There's no denying that Crewe's lack of remorse for those he's in the ring against proves to be a useful weapon.

[Crewe shoves Victor face first to the mat, the force of the throw sends Victor sliding towards Octavius' corner. Crewe walks over and stands on top of Victor's back, as he tags in Octavius. Octavius then drives a knee drop into the small of Victor's back.]

Wilden: Octavius and Ronald could very well be a favorite in Fiasco's eyes as far as the contendership for the vacant tag team titles go.

Hart: I have no doubt about that.

[Octavius Winslow then traps Victor in a bow and arrow submission hold.]

Wilden: Victor has nowhere to go, if they keep this up we might not even see Tito in action tonight!

Hart: You finally see things the way they are.

Wilden: You know anything can happen, and we've seen almost everything happen in the cWo, so it's never fair to call a fight before it ends, but it is looking grim for Victor. But on the other hand we've seen him in similar plights before and he at least made it close to a complete turn around.

Hart: He's stuck now though Lance! Where's he gonna go? He's in the opposing team's corner, he's trapped in a submission, he's on the brink of tapping out right now!

[Fans cheer as Tito has enough and enters the ring, he hops over Aaron Blake, who's on the mat checking to see if Victor taps, and kicks Octavius in the head, causing him to release the hold.]

Hart: Hey! That's not allowed!'
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Wilden: He's not the only one to have broken a rule in this match either.

[Blake tries to restore order, and succeeds as Tito backs into his corner, while Victor tries to crawl over to him to make the tag, but Octavius snaps back into it and follows after, catching Victor by the foot before he can make it to Tito.]

Hart: Not happenin'!

[Victor gets up to one foot and looks to Octavius, who spins Victor around by his leg so his back is facing Ronald. Victor then leaps off his one foot and hits a front dropkick to the chest of Octavius, sending him backwards into the turnbuckle of Tito's corner.]

Wilden: Victor still getting some offense!

[Victor rolls backwards to his feet, and charges towards Tito, he leaps for the tag, but Octavius catches him in mid air, and tries to push him away from Tito.]

Wilden: Octavius is doing all he can to prevent Victor from making that tag!

Hart: Come on!

[Cameras catch Tito and Victor's hands being barely an inch away from each other.]

Wilden: SOOOO CLOSE!

Hart: He's not gonna make it! Maybe if he got a haircut he could see enough to tag Tito, but not in this condition!

Wilden: Come on Victor!

Hart: Not a chance!

[Winslow wraps his arms around Emmit mid air, and brings him down to the canvas with a devastating spinebuster!]

Wilden: Victor Emmit looks broken in half now!

Hart: I would be too – Octavius Winslow’s no small guy!

Wilden: Winslow drags the broken Victor Emmit away from Tito, tagging Ronald Crewe into the match, who immediately delivers a forearm smash right under Emmit’s armpit!

[Crewe takes control, pulling Emmit to his feet and shooting him into the ropes, immediately dropping him back to the canvas with an elbow to the face]

Hart: That almost broke his nose – it wouldn’t be a bad thing if he took a chunk off of that honker!

Wilden: Emmit’s in a bad way right now – Crewe’s going to make him pay! He wraps his arms and legs around the downed Victor Emmit, locking his arm around his head – KOJI CLUTCH!

Hart: Emmit’s going to have a hell of a time breaking out of this one, that’s for sure!

[Crewe locks in the hold, pulling backwards as far as he can as Emmit yells out in anguish. At that moment, Tito hops over the ropes and into the ring]

Wilden: Hang on a second – Tito’s in the ring now! Aaron Blake is trying to push him out! No, wait! Victor Emmit is tapping out – but Aaron Blake is occupied with Tito!

Hart: This is the type of officiating that Notorious JON was talking about! They have this one in the bag against those hippies!

Wilden: Emmit is slamming his free hand against the canvas, but Aaron Blake is still pushing Tito out of the ring – now Octavius Winslow is in the ring! He lunges for Tito, who quickly sidesteps him and elbows Winslow in the back of the head!

Hart: I have to say though, that hippie can sure move! Tito reminds me of a salsa dancer for some reason!

[Winslow is caught off guard, and Tito moves towards Crewe, planting a boot on the back of his head and breaking up the Koji Clutch maneuver]

Wilden: Emmit and Tito dodged a bullet on that one!

Hart: It’s not the first time – those draft dodgers got out of their fair share of bullets before!

Wilden: Blake is throwing Tito out of the ring right now, but he doesn’t seem to care! He’s showboating himself to the fans, who are absolutely loving him right now!

Hart: It’s the way he moves, Lance – I’m telling you! I’m sure it’s gotten him out of rough spots in the past!

Wilden: Ronald Crewe doesn’t look that amused, however! He knows he had this one locked away until Tito interfered!

[Crewe moves towards Tito, whose back is facing the ring. He slowly turns around, only to be met by Ronald Crewe’s Wrecking Ball!]

Hart: Off the apron he goes! That’s the only way to treat those hippies – with a firm hand, I say!

Wilden: Crewe turns around to face Victor Emmit – but he’s run over with a clothesline! And that’s taken the life out of Victor Emmit!

Hart: How could Ronald Crewe not see that one coming?

Wilden: Tito’s back on the apron now – he’s clamoring for a tag from Emmit; but so is Winslow on the other side! That clothesline took all of the steam out of Ronald Crewe!

Hart: Come on, Ronnie! Octavius is waiting!

[Both men roll around for a second as Crewe makes his move towards Winslow; just as he’s about to tag Winslow into the match, Emmit out of nowhere tags Tito in and rolls out of the ring]

Wilden: The fresh man is in the ring!

Hart: And now so is Winslow!

Wilden: Tito charges at Winslow, ducks under a clothesline and bounces himself off the ropes, taking Winslow down with a shoulder block! Crewe is on his feet, and he gets hiptossed! Now so does Octavius Winslow!

Hart: Who does this guy think he is?

[Crewe rolls out of the ring as Tito goes to work on Winslow, backing him into the corner and striking him with his knees and fists]

Wilden: Fast hands by Tito here, tonight!

Hart: He has fast legs and hands – what else can this man do!

Wilden: Tito drives an elbow into Winslow’s face and then knees him in the midsection once more for good measure; he pulls him out of the corner and shoots him into the ropes – Winslow on the rebound, he lifts him into the air – HUGE POWERSLAM! That’s a Tito trademark!

Hart: Try and say that three times fast!

Wilden: Tito hooks the leg on Winslow – he’s gonna try and end this one right now!

ONE

TWO

NO!

[Crewe pulls Tito off of Winslow from outside the ring, drawing the ire of both Aaron Blake and Victor Emmit, who yell furiously at the perpetrator]

Hart: Not so fast, Tito!

Wilden: Tito pulls Winslow back to his feet and grabs him into a headlock, moving over towards Emmit and tagging him into the match. Both men set to work on Winslow – throwing fists into his midsection. Finally, they decide to double whip him into the ropes!

Hart: This isn’t going to end well, that’s for sure!

Wilden: Winslow gets shot into the ropes – double back body drop! All the air has been deflated from Octavius Winslow, and now the crowd is really getting behind Victor Emmit!

Hart: Like they haven’t been all night?

Wilden: Emmit pulls Winslow up and throws a forearm into his sternum, locking his arms around his head – but all of a sudden Winslow is fighting back! Where is this coming from?

Hart: He doesn’t want to be pushed around by hippies any longer!

[Surprised at the turn of events, Emmit fights back valiantly and both men begin to trade blows. Winslow gains the quick edge due to his strength, shooting Emmit into the ropes and destroying him with a HUGE boot to the face!]

Wilden: Victor Emmit – down for the count!

Hart: Just like he should be!

Wilden: Emmit gets back to his feet immediately and Winslow charges at him, Emmit ducks – but Winslow wasn’t going for a clothesline! He’s locked in the OCTANGLE!

Hart: Finish him!

Wilden: Tito jumps into the ring – he knows what’s about to happen, but he’s intercepted by Ronald Crewe and tossed out of the ring! Winslow and Emmit hit the mat together – Emmit’s waving his arms! He’s tapped out! He’s done!

Hart: Just like I always knew!

[Ding Ding Ding]

Dixon: Here are your winners….OCTAVIUS WINSLOW AND RONALD CREWWWWE!

Wilden: This unlikely tandem of Winslow and Crewe are rolling hard and fast – they might be the top contenders for those vacant tag titles!

Hart: Might be? They are!

Wilden: Folks – we’re going to our final commercial break of the evening – we’ll be right back after this!

[The camera fades in on a group of statues in what looks like an art gallery. The camera closes in on one, which is identifiable as as Michalangelo's David. Suddenly, a sledge hammer crashes into the statue, shattering it. Jen Diamond's voice begins to narrate.]

Diamond: Destroy the old world.

[The camera now shows a series of religious statues being smashed with the sledgehammer.]

Diamond: Destroy the old world.

[The camera now shows a statue of George Washington, it's then shattered by the sledgehammer.]

Diamond: Destroy the old world.

The camera pans out to show Jen Diamond holding a sledgehamer. She stands over the broken statues, flanked by Heretic on the left and Notorious JON on the right.]

Diamond: Build a new world.

[The screen goes to black.]

Diamond: We are forever.

[The Omega symbol fades in.]

Diamind: Join us.

[The screen fades to black.]

Wilden: Welcome back, folks – we’re short on time right now, so we’re going to head straight to our main event! As we get set for it, I want to remind you that Dangerous Engagement is in two weeks and as announced, we will see Nick Dangerous defend his newly returned World Title against Chazz Mendel and Johnny Serious in a triple threat match.

Hart: Serious does not belong in that match. He has done nothing to deserve so.

Wilden: Maybe so but Andrew Fiasco doesn't agree with you.

Hart: I don't care what Fiasco thinks. Dangerous was right last week. Serious is a thief, a criminal, and to give him a Title Shot is like giving O.J. Simpson a slap on the wrist for all of his criminal acts.

Wilden: I wouldn't go that far...and keep in mind, it was Nick Dangerous and John Pilchard who cost SERIOUS his opportunity to win the Path Of Kings Tournament...

Hart: Of course you would bring that up!

Donna Dixon: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is your MAIN EVENT OF TH EVENING!!!!!!!!!!!! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 305lbs, from LAS VEGAS, NEVADA.....DAAAAVVVVIIIIDDDDD RIIIIIIVVEEEEERRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

['Falling Apart' begins to play as the crowd rise to their feet. David Rivers appears at the entrance ramp. He smiles and nods to the crowd as he makes his way down to the ring. He steps over the top rope and begins stretching.]

Wilden: I noticed that Jack Union is not out here tonight with David Rivers....

Hart: Good, no need to see that British fool tonight either.

Donna Dixon: And his opponent, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 245 lbs, JOOOOHHHHHHNNNNNNYYYYY SEEEEERRRRRIIIIIIOOOOOUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!

[The lights go our as the Voice of Johnny Serious comes over the sound system and says "Are You SERIOUS." An orange light turns on in the arena as the song "You Can't Be Serious" by Classifiedplays. Johnny Serious makes his way out to the ring He enters the ring, goes to a corner and climbs the turnbuckle and makes and shrugs his shoulders with a cocky smile to the delgiht of the fans. The regular house lights come back on.]

Wilden: As mentioned earlier, Evette is not here this week so Serious stands alone tonight.

Hart: Let's see him get a victory without that female influence standing outside the ring swaying the ref!!!!!

DING DING DING

Wilden: And now the two men begin to circle around the ring as this match is under way.

[Serious and Rivers Lock up but Serious quickly with a kick to the gut. He then sends Rivers into the corner, back first into a turnbuckle.]

Wilden: Serious get's the upper hand on the big guy.

Hart: I hope Dave Rivers crushes Serious.

Wilden: Didn't know you were a Rivers supporter?

Hart: I'm a a Nick Dangerous fan, and what Serious did to Dangerous was unthinkable!

[Serious walks over to Rivers in the corners and goes to throw a few punches but Rivers blocks, reverses Serious into the corner and begins to drive his big knee into the stomach of Serious]

Wilden: This is a big match for David Rivers as he is in the main event spotlight tonight and I think it is fair to note that his friend and confidant, Jack Union is not at ringside tonight.

[Rivers now with some heavy handed chops to Serious who is still in the corner!]

Wilden: WOW that has to hurt.

Hart: Good!

[Rivers now takes Serious to the center of the ring and....]

Wilden: Rivers with the Sidewalk slam and now for an early pin cover!

ONE
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TW.....

Wilden: Serious kicks out and Rivers quickly to his feet and he is just stomping heavy on the chest of Serious.

Hart: Serious is going to lose this match and then Andrew Fiasco is going to look like the moron he is for giving him a shot at the title at Dangerous Engagement.

Wilden: For those just joining us....SHAME ON YOU....but to be SERIOUS, no pun intended, Andrew Fiasco announced tonight that Nick Dangerous will face both Chazz Mendel and Johnny Serious two weeks at Dangerous Engagement, which promises to be an exciting event.

[Rivers picks Serious up and tosses him against the ropes]

Wilden: Rivers with an Irish Whip!

[Serious bounces off the ropes}

Wilden: And Serious runs into that BIG BOOT by Rivers and Serious is back down.

Hart: And this is a guy who thinks he can wear the Championship title!

[Rivers stands over Serious and drops down with a Huge Leg Drop into a pin.]

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Wilden: And Serious kicks out but folks, Rivers was close to a victory there.

Hart: It won't be long.

[Rivers brings Serious to his feet, only to pick him up by the neck with both hands and...]

Wilden: RIVERS WITH THE TWO HANDED CHOKE BOMB!!!! AND SERIOUS hits hard on the mat and rolls out of the ring, and off the apron onto the floor....

Hart: Come ref...COUNT HIM OUT....

[Rivers quickly steps over the ropes and on the outside.]

Wilden: Both men on the outside as the ref begins the ten count.

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[Rivers picks up Serious and tosses him into the steel steps back first.]

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[Rivers picks Serious up and grabs his head and bashes it across the Ring Post]

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[Rivers rolls into the ring and then back out]

Wilden: Rivers re-starts the count.

Hart: Big body....Small Brain Lance....Rivers should stay in that ring...

Wilden: Looking at Serious we can see that the cut on his forehead has been cut back open and blood is beginning to pour out again.

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[Rivers takes an electrical cord and begins to choke Serious out with the cord.]

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Wilden: The big man doesn't need to use the cord but I guess all is fair on the outside.

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[Rivers releases the cord and then tosses Serious back into the ring.]

Hart: You moron Rivers!!!!!

Wilden: Rivers goes for the pin!

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Wilden: And Serious gets his foot on the ropes and Rivers must break the pin!

Hart: Damn it!

[Rivers now picks Serious up again, tosses him against the ropes and as Serious comes back...]

Wilden: SERIOUS SLIPS UNDER RIVERS LEGS, GETS BACK UP, RIVERS TURNS AROUND, and....DDT BY SERIOUS AND RIVERS IS DOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH...AND LISTEN TO THIS CROWD NOW ROBBIE!!!!!!!!!

Hart: You think I care what this Montana crowd thinks...this is a crowd that endorses drinking and driving at fast speeds. They don't post a speed limit because quite frankly, the law makers can't count to 65!!

Wilden: A little Harsh don't you think.

[Serious walks over to Rivers and picks him up and lifts Rivers up vertically in the air and....]

Wilden: WOW...SERIOUS has Rivers up in the air...takes a lot of strength to do that Robbie.....

[Serious drops Rivers with the Vertical Suplex and goes for a pin cover]

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Wilden: And now Rivers kicks out.

[Serious wipes blood off his face before picking Rivers back up. He Sends Rivers to the ropes...]

Wilden: An Irish Whip by Serious.

[Rivers bounces off the ropes and runs towards Serious]

Wilden:...and a RIVERS RUNS INTO A HUGE SERIOUS CHOKE SLAM and SERIOUS BACK DOWN FOR THE PIN!!!!!!!!

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Wilden: And Rivers Kicks out again....

Hart: That was a close one..

[Serious walks over and climbs the top turnbuckle and as Rivers gets up, Serious dives off the turnbuckle with a cross body but...]

Wilden: Rivers catches SERIOUS....

[Rivers delivers a hard Powerslam.]

Wilden: And Rivers gets the advantage again.

Hart: It's about time...

[Rivers grabs Serious and tries for THE BIG SQUEEZE]

Hart: This one may be over!!!!

Wilden: Can Rivers GET THE BIG SQUEEZE ON SERIOUS....

[Serious continues to squirm his way out of the Big Squeeze and...]

Wilden: And Serious is able to get away before the hold is applied but RIVERS quickly adjusts with a One Handed Hair Throw into the corner....

[Rivers places Serious on the top turnbuckle, and then stands on the second turnbuckle....]

Wilden: RIVERS WITH A SUPLEX OFF THE SECOND TURBUCKLE AND NOW RIVERS GOES FOR THE PIN....

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WIlden: And Serious Kicks out....and this is what makes a Championship contender Robbie...it's being able to stay in the fight....

Hart: This is nothing compared to what Nick Dangerous or Chazz Mendel would do to the young Johnny Serious. Serious had it made hanging out with Nick Dangerous and he threw it away over a selfish desire to win the Championship.

Wilden: Not sure if it was a selfish desire Robbie, more like Nick making a fool out of Johnny any time he could!

Wilden: Serious back up to his feet, his face a bloody mess.

[Rivers, looking at Serious, gives him a heavy handed chop to the chest, then runs towards the ropes, bounces back with a clothesline but....]

Wilden: Serious ducks the clothes line, Rivers bounces off the opposite ropes and heads towards Serious who turns around and SERIOUS PICKS a RUNNING RIVERS UP AND GIVES HIM THE SERIOUS SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hart: You big idiot Rivers...

Wilden: Both men are down and both men are not moving...I think SERIOUS just took too much of a beating and may have lost too much blood! And now the ref begins a ten count.

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Wilden: And now Rivers begins to struggle to his feet....

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[Rivers uses the ropes to stand up as...]

Wilden: And SERIOUS with the KIP UP AND THIS CROWD IS GOING WILD AND RIVERS DOESN't REALIZE THAT SERIOUS IS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HIM.....

Hart: Turn around you big Ape!!!!!!!!

[Rivers turns around and receives a huge kick to the gut....and then....]

WILDEN:....DAVID RIVERS JUST GOT SERIOUS'DDDDDD, AND NOW SERIOUS IS GOING FOR THE PIN COVER.......

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Wilden; AND THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY AS JOHNNY SERIOUS PULLED OUT A VICTORY AGAINST THE BIG MAN...

Hart: It was a lucky win....

Donna Dixon: Your winner, via pinfall, JOHNNNNNYYYYYY SEEEERRRRRIIIIIIOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[The ref lifts Serious's hand in the air as Johnny Serious looks into the camera]

Johnny Serious: Nick Dangerous....I'm coming for you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Johnny Serious jumps to the top turnbuckle and lifts his hand in the air with his somewhat cocky smile but the crowd eats it up as he signals for the World Title around his waist]

Wilden: Robbie, Serious is a bloody mess but you have to believe that he right now is going on pure motivation to win some of these matches....he was attacked last week by Nick Dangerous, but then gets word he is going to be included in the World Title Match at Dangerous Engagement and then has to face David Rivers, a big man who has the ability to beat anyone in my oppinion, and SERIOUS gets the job done and now you have to imagine that Nick Dangerous and maybe even Chazz Mendel are running scared.

Robbie: I cound't disagree with you at all....first off, SERIOUS has to beat Rivers tonight otherwise ANDREW FIASCO would look the idiot that he is by putting Serious in that championship match.

Wilden: Maybe so Robbie, but it doesn't matter cause Johnny Serious did win and these fans in Montana are showing their support.