I AM CWO

The screen now shows shots of Scott Reznik from his matches, then a shot of Reznik standing against a black backdrop looking at the camera

I AM CWO

Clips of Jacob Baxter are shown, mostly from his viginettes.  Baxter stands against a black backdrop and looks into the camera

I AM CWO

A highlight reel of Devon Dice is shown, dating back to the begining of cWo, ending with him holding the world title prior to Cyberslam V.  Dice then stands against the black backdrop

I AM CWO

Johnny Serious' highlight reel begins, showing highlights such as going toe to toe with Nick Dangerous and Jack Union, defeating Lugo at Cyberslam V and breifly holding the cWo world title.  Johnny Serious stands against the black backdrop.

I AM CWO

A highlight package then plays of Notorious JON, dating back to the begining of cWo.  He's shown in five shots raising the cWo world title, one for each win.  Notorious JON now stands against the black backdrop

I AM CWO

A highlight package then pays of Andrew Mendel.  Highlights are shown such as his TV title reign as Andrew Phillips, then clips of his battles with top cWo superstars, then a shot of him holding the US title, then returning to cWo and turning on Chazz Mendel.  Andrew Mendel stands against the black backdrop.

I AM CWO

Finally, a highlight reel is shown of Chazz Mendel.  He's shown confronting Jack Union, then hitting the Shooting Star Press on various cWo superstars, and finally holding up the cWo World Heavyweight title.  Chazz Mendel stands against the black backdrop, the World Title on his shoulder.

I AM CWO

The camera then goes live to the American Airlines center in Dallas, Texas.  Several pans of the crowd are shown, and then the camera finds Lance Wilden and Robbie Hart sitting at ringside at the announce table. ]

Lance Wilden:  Welcome back to cWo Driven!  I'm Lance Wilden and joining me as always is Robbie Hart!

[The fans begin a "Hockey Sucks" chant]

Robbie Hart:  Sounds like the fans missed us, Lance!

Wilden:  Well, the wait is over and cWo FINALLY has returned here on Versus!

Hart:  And not a minute too soon.  Honestly, who watches Hockey?  That stuff's all fake. Canadians don't even watch it anymore!

Wilden:  Well, we've once again begun the march towards the biggest Pay Per View of the year, Cyberslam VI, which is only three weeks away.  The question is, who'll be there?

Hart:  Well we know that Andrew Mendel is gonna be facing his brother Chazz for the world title... for some reason

Wilden:  Sounds like you don't agree with the decision.

Hart:  It's Cyberslam! Isn't there anyone better they could have found?  Hell, I'm sure John Lugo or Mayhem woud have done it! ANYONE but Andrew!

Wilden:  Well, Tony Awesome seems to echo your sentiments, as he's determained to make Andrew Mendel earn his title shot.. tonight he faces not one but two opponents as he steps into the ring against the former tag team champions, TKO.

Hart:  And that's why Tony Awesome's a genius, Lance!

Wilden:  Also in action tonight we will see the return of Zidane Starkiller, as he faces the highly touted newcomer Jacob Baxter!

Hart:  I love Zidane!  I wonder if he'll finally be impressed by a cWo crowd?

Wilden:  Also returning tonight is Dynamite, as he steps into the ring with a man who's desperately trying to reverse his fortunes here in cWo, Scott Reznik.  And in our main event,  Thaddeus Walker will be putting his United States title on the line against Johnny Serious!

Hart:  Finally Serious will get comeuppance for his shenanigans!

[This is Tiger the Lion...
Give me the Knuckles of Frisco
If there's danger in the language, gentlemen
I suggest no further use of the two way radio...

"Tiger the Lion" cues in proper on the PA and the crowd boos tremendously as Chazz Mendel and his father Reg both walk onto the ramp. Chazz has sunglasses on and is clutching the cWo World Championship close as he walks behind Reg Mendel.]

Wilden:  And what a way to kick off our return to television than with an appearance by the World Champion, who seems a bit confused as he follows his father down the ramp tonight...

Hart: Confused? No, he doesn't look confused, he looks heartbroken!

Wilden: What?

Hart: Andrew betrayed him, Lance!

Wilden: *sighs* What my broadcast partner is getting at is that earlier this week on cWo-fed.com, it was reported and confirmed that Chazz Mendel's brother, "The Comeback Kid" Andrew Mendel is number one contender, and will be in the main event at Cyberslam!

Hart: How he fanagled himself that deal I'll never know, but I do know he'll have hell to pay if Reg and Chazz have anything to do with it!

Wilden: Andrew Mendel is an incredible athlete and a great performer, I don't see why he should be denied a main event spot!

Hart: Because he didn't earn it! That's why!

[Reg takes a microphone from Donna Dixon as Chazz stands in the center of the ring, looking distraught. The music stops and the crowd is still booing harshly and Chazz seems a bit twitchy as Reg steps into the center of the ring and actually puts an arm around his son.]

Reg: I'm going to ask that all you fans here in respect me and my son, as this has been a very trying time in the Mendel family!

[The crowd boos even harsher and Reg shakes his head.]

Reg: I figured you'd respond like this! Look at my son! Look at my boy! If he didn't wear those sunglasses, you'd see how bloodshot his eyes are! He's got this nervous twitch, he's absolutely sick! Do you people not care! What you see before you is not a cWo World Champion, it's a broken man! A man torn apart by betrayal! Betrayal by my eldest spawn, Andrew Mendel!

[The crowd pops at the mention and Reg shakes his head.]

Reg: You people are part of the problem! We were such a happy family! I spent a lot of time after Andrew got fired bonding our family, making it whole! I made tremendous moves in this family, and now my son, my flesh and my blood betrays me!

Wilden: Andrew Mendel isn't Reg's flesh and blood!

Hart: Quiet, you!

Reg: My son wanted to come out here and say a few words to you, but he's in no state to speak, and I refuse to let my son cry on national television. Instead, he's prepared a written statement, which I'll read for you tonight.

[The crowd starts a "CHAZZ SUCKS!" chant as Reg removes his glasses from one pocket and puts them on. Chazz then shakily hands him a stack of cards.]

Reg: He writes: I'll never be able to truly explain the depth of my feelings at this terribly trying time in my life. I feel as though someone has pulled out my strong, ever-beating Canadian heart, run over it with a gas-guzzling S.U.V, and replaced it with an American heart, poorly crafted, uncaring, and unwilling to make changes like providing universal health care, and perpetually pulling funds from schools to fund an unjust war. [The crowds boos as Reg pauses for eye contact.] I loved my big brother Andrew mendel. At times, I felt as though I even looked up to him. Those days, my fine fans in "insert crappy hicktown town in Texas here, Dad" [The crowd boos even worse] are well and done. I have attempted to be as great a cWo World Champion as I've been in every other major organization I've been in. But this, my friends, has tested my patience and deterimination more than many of my epic confrontations. My brother, Andrew, is a betrayer. And as of tonight, he is a marked man. He is a horrible person. And he is...

["Epic" by Faith No More cues on the PA and the crowd goes nuts as Andrew Mendel walks out on to the stage and down the ramp.-

Hart: There he is! The betrayer!

Wilden: The number one contender to the cWo World Heavyweight Championship! Andrew Mendel has been on the cusp on the main event for a long time, and with contract restructuring, "The Comeback Kid" Andrew Mendel had gotten himself into the main event at...

Hart: He's a miserable, souless human being! How can you applaud this, this, this...WRETCH!

Wilden: Wretch!?

Hart: Yes! He's a wretched human being, look at the effect he had on Chazz! He's tearing his family apart, how can you defend him like this! I know you don't like Chazz, but anybody can see that he's deeply troubled by this.

Wilden: Chazz has always been deeply troubled, and if you don't know that, you must be the blind one!

[CBK climbs into the ring and takes a microphone from ringside. He starts to talk, but waits for the "CBK!" chtants to die down before he does.]

Andrew: Chazz, Dad...I....I think you've got me all wrong, I really do, ya know. I mean, you think you feel hurt? Imagine how I feel. I feel like maybe...maybe I owe you guys an explaination.

Reg: Damn straight you do!

Andrew: It just...it all happened so fast, ya know? I mean, one week, we had that big meeting where they wanted us to restructure our contracts. And then, in a bit of contract tomfoolery well...I pulled a bit of a dick move, and said if I didn't get a title shot, I'd walk away from the table. Not wanting me to go again, they agreed, but you have to understand, my intentions are noble. I think, Chazz, just think about it, the two biggest, most talented names in this industry today, battling it out in the main event of the biggest show of them all. And they're brothers? Shooooot, that seems like a sure fire money maker to me. And I thought you'd understand, ya know? I thought you'd want a fight, I thought...

Reg: You thought wrong, boy!

[The crowd boos and Andrew shakes his head.]

Reg: You stand here speaking about your "noble intent", but the only intent you had when you did this was to hurt your brother, to further your own damn career! We had a plan in this family, Andrew, a very well thought out plan! Do you remember that plan? That plan that you would come back and reclaim your cWo United States Championship from Thaddeus? The plan that one day, you and Chazz would go after the cWo Tag Team Championships, that this family would DOMINATE this company like no other faction could before us! And you went and screwed it all up, because you, my dear boy, are selfish! What have you done to earn a title shot, anyway! [Reg hauls bacck and slaps the taste out of Andrew's mouth.] What have you done, boy!

[The crowds looks stunned as Andrew rubs his jaw and nods.]

Andrew: Ya know Dad...you're right. [The crowd starts to boo.] No, no, he's right, guys. I could see why it appears I haven't earned this title shot. I didn't win it in a battle royal, or in a hard fought match, or through or a tournament. I got lucky, the Board of Directors didn't want any more superstars to walk and caved to my extravagent demand. I got my shot on a technicality, so I can see why to you, Dad, to you Chazz, and to a lot of the boys in the back why it appears I didn't earn my title shot. But...let me explain something to you. Ya see, I've been wrestling for fifteen years now. Since I was fifteen years old, I've been busting my ass. I worked in school gyms, I worked in bingo halls. I worked in front of twenty people, getting 15 dollar pay days.

Reg: What are you...

Andrew: [in Reg's face] SHUT UP!! IT'S MY TIME TO TALK, OLD MAN!

[The crowd goes nuts and Reg goes red in the face.]

Andrew: I've busted my ass to get where I am today!! I've been told I was too small, that I was wasn't good enough, that I didn't have what it takes! I've have had a pretty damn good fifteen years, Dad. I've won a lot of titles, and I've had a lot of good matches. I've been put through tables and fallen off cells. I fell off the wagon, but I came back and now I'm better than I've ever been. I've done a helluva a lot, I've beaten a lot of people, I've made a lot of friends, but the one thing, the ONE thing I haven't done, is win a World Championship! Chazz, you should understand. It...it's eating away at me, it's like a miniature black hole that sits in my stomach. That belt, that fifteen pounds of gold resting on your shoulder, Chazz...it's the only thing I can think about. It's the only thing I dream about, it's the only thing that really matters much to me anymore. I've got a wife, I've got two beautiful children, I've got the big house and the fast cars, I've got a life a lot of people could only dream about. [Andrew steps up and pokes the belt, then stares Chazz dead in the eye.] I only need one more thing, little brother. And you happen to be the asshole standing in the way of me getting it.

[The crowd cheers as CBK turns away. Reg shakes his head.]

Reg: You haven't earned ANYTHING! You think because you've gone through the same things every wrestler on the planet has, that gives you the right to wrestle for the belt?

Andrew: No, Dad, being the best gives me the right to wrestle for the belt! Sitting next to Chazz, knowing that I'm better than him, knowing I can BEAT HIM, when he's supposed to represent the best this business has to offer gives the right! I'm sorry if you don't like it, Dad, but I AM wresleing in the main event at Cyberslam, and I AM walking away with that cWo World Championship around my waist, and I have to go through Chazz to do it, well then that just makes him the unlucky son of a bitch that has to get in the ring with the most focused mother*BEEP*cker on the planet today!

[The crowd cheers. Reg starts to talk, but Chazz snatches the microphone.]

Wilden: Is the champion going to talk?

Hart: Oh, he's going to give his brother an earful tonight!

[Chazz steps in close to Andrew and they stare nose to nose...and then Chazz kicks him with a low blow, then bashes the microphone into his skull! The crowd boos as "Tiger the Lion" cues on the PA and the World Champion and Reg quickly exit the ring.]

Wilden: What a dirty move!

Hart: Serves him right!

Wilden: It's bad enough The COmeback Kid has to wrestle in a handicap match, but are more tactics like this in store for the number one contender!? Damn, that shot was vile!

Hart:  What's Vile is a man betraying his own brother the way Andrew Mendel has!

Wilden: Folks, I've just recieved word that we have Tiffany Tolberg standing by backtage.  Take it, Tiffany!

[We are backstage outside Jacob Baxter's dressing room.  CWO interviewer Tiffany Tolberg is standing by outside]

Tiffany: I am here backstage right outside the dressing room of CWO's latest acquisition, Jacob Baxter.  We haven't heard much from him, let's see if we can finally get a word.

[Tiffany knocks on the door three times.  Jacob Baxter peeks his head out of the door]

Jacob Baxter: Allo?

Tiffany: Hi! I'm Tiffany Tolberg--

[With a puzzled look on his face]

Jacob Baxter: Are you my signing bonus? What a gip! I asked specifically for an ASIAN tart.  Preferably one that doesn't speak English. They don't talk back...

[Tiffany looks offended]

Tiffany: How dare -- I am a backstage interviewer! Not some hussy sent here to service you.

Jacob Baxter: That's too bad. I would've settled for you.

Tiffany: Ugh.

[Tiffany rolls her eyes and takes a deep breath, so she can suck it up and get through this disasterous interview. Apathetically, she says...]

Tiffany: I came here to find out more about you, for the sake of our fans and viewers.

Jacob Baxter: Ahh.  Well, I'm a Brit. So, automatically you all know that I talk in a funny accent, drink lots of tea, enjoy getting pissed drunk and saying non-nonsensical things like "allo, govnah! 'ows your trousers?"  Since that's what every bad cliche in every TV show and movie around here has lead you to believe.  What else is there to know, right? This isn't a vacation for me here being in "Hicktopolis" Dallas, Texas.  I could be on holiday in Lisbon, sexing it up with much hotter hookers in Budapest, or even watching a football match with those damn Itai's in Milan! But, NO. Instead, I choose to share it with the overweight, toothless wankers who've packed themselves like sardines into this arena!

[Tiffany interjects]

Tiffany: Well, if you don't like it here, then why did you sign a contract?

Jacob Baxter: Because I get bored back home.  I don't get to feed my passion of being in a ring.  That's the chance CWO gave me...and I would have gotten to it too if you didn't interrupt me, pea brain.  I was trying to get across how much of a sacrifice i've made for the #1 love in my life.  They say things here in the wrestling world are looser than the world of kickboxing when it comes to kicking the bloody crap out of somebody.  I was in from the start.  THAT is what i'm all about, aye.

Tiffany: What do you think your chances are against your opponent tonight Zidane Starkiller?

Jacob Baxter: He seems a little campy, d'you know what I mean?

[Tiffany looks blankly and shakes her head 'no']

Jacob Baxter: He's a knobjockey! A chutney ferret! A fairy! A queen!

Tiffany: Ahh...

Jacob Baxter: Yeah, now you know what I mean.  He seems like some long-haired, flower child hippie that seems all about free love and dropping acid, y'know? That's not what being a fighter is about. That's not what being an athlete is about.  Maybe i'll show him a real fight tonight.  It's too bad for him that he's the first opponent i'm stepping in the ring with in almost 2 years. There's a lot of repressed aggressiveness in me.  Good for me, but bad for that Starkiller bloke.  Just watch for yourself. I'll be out in a minute for the match, yeah?

[Baxter disappears back into his locker room, slamming the door on Tiffany]

Tiffany: All right, then.  I guess we'll send it back to you --

[Jacob Baxter peeps his head back out and startles Tiffany]

Jacob Baxter: You interested in a quick pre-match shag?

Tiffany: NO, THANK YOU!

Jacob Baxter: A post match shag, maybe?

[Tiffany walks out of frame as we cut back to ringside]

[Thaddeus Walker sits in his dressing room, which has been transformed into a 1920s parlor.  He sits on a leather chair with his feet on on ottoman, smoking a pipe and reading a newspaper.  The door opens and Devon Dice storms in.]

Thaddeus: What's the idea, mack? Couldn't rap on my parlor dog before bustin' in her like the flatfoot brigade?

Dice:  I talked to Tony Awesome.  We're still on for Cyberslam.

Thaddeus:  Of course we are, sport.  Ol' TW's a man of his word!  if I say we're going to have a grappling contest at the big fancy radiocast, we're going to have a grappling constest at the big fancy radiocast!

Dice: Good. Now, you better win tonight.  I want that US title.

Thaddeus:  Of course, Robit! This gentleman that faces me tonight is no match for the champion of all the territories!  But where do you get off claimin' my title?  Until YOU'RE elected by the Congress of North American Wrestling Territories to wear this belt, you ain't nothin' but some palooka who's whistlin' dixie!

Dice:  We'll see at Cyberslam, Old Timer.  Just get past Serious tonight.

Thaddeus: Will do.  Now beat your feet before I pop you one!

[Dice laughs, then exits the room.]

Thaddeus: Dirty so and so.

Commercial Break

Wilden:  We're back! Well, if you've been following cWo's website, www.cwo-fed.com, you've most likely read that cWo has had a roster turnover of sorts.  Because of this, several planned matches for Cyberslam have been changed.   However, before the break you just saw Devon Dice and Thaddeus Walker confirm that their match, originally slated to be a 4 corners match for the US Title, is still on for Cyberslam VI!

Hart:  What's wrong with Dice? Doesn't he have any manners? You never barge into a man's parlor!

Wilden: Well fans, it's time for our first match of the night!

[The lights in the arena dim. White lights begin to flash in throughout the arena as the intro to Oasis' "F***in' in the Bushes" hits]

Wilden: Here is a man that can run his mouth, but has the notorious reputation to back it up!

[As the song kicks in Jacob Baxter emerges from behind the curtain. He is greeted with a wall of boos from the crowd he just earlier insulted]

Hart: And a warm welcome for the new guy!

Wilden:  You heard what he said earlier, do you blame him?

[He walks down the entrance way exchanging disgusted glances with both sides of the crowd, stopping at the end of entrance way to glance at the ring.

Donna Dixon:  First, from Sydenham, London, England, weighing in at 235 pounds...Jacob "The Bastard" Baxter!

[He walks up to the apron and reaches for the top rope to hoist himself up. Baxter climbs into the ring and walks around exchanging looks with the audience and his lukewarm welcome]

Donna Dixon: And his opponent, from Leicester, England and weighing in at 190 pounds.. making his return to cWo, here is Zidane Starkiller!

['Tear Away' by Drowning Pool plays on the speakers and Zidane walks out to the top of the ramp. From there, he surveys the crowd and shakes his head, disappointed. He begins to walk down the ramp and leers at the fans in the front row. As he comes to the ring, children in the audience hold there hands out and try to touch Zidane. He leans closer to them, but pulls away before they can. He laughs at them and enters the ring by rolling between the middle and bottom rope.]

Hart: Who looks more disgusted with the crowd tonight, Lance? Zidane or Baxter?

Wilden:  I don't think Zidane Starkiller has ever seen a crowd he's liked, but Baxter didn't exactly win himself any fans with that entrance.

Hart:  The British just aren't a friendly people.

Wilden:  What? That's an absolutely baseless statement!

Hart:  I looked it up on the internet, it's true!

Wilden: Baxter has a deep look of concentration on his face.  Not the same man we saw joking around backstage.

Hart:  I'm telling you, they're an angry people!

[Bell Sounds]

Hart: OH! Baxter explodes out of the gate with forearms on Starkiller!

Wilden: He wasn't kidding when he said he had some repressed aggression! Baxter's got Starkiller trapped in the corner now! He's hitting Starkiller with a flurry of kicks and punches!

Hart: Baxter better watch it, the referee almost completed his five-count.  Would be a shame to see a new talent DQ'd his first time out.

Wilden:  Starkiller goes for a shot, but it's blocked by Baxter! Baxter's got Starkiller's arm and reverses into a hammerlock!

Hart: Smooth reversal!

Wilden:Now he just pummels Starkiller in the back with forearms. Baxter is really relentless in there! And OH a smooth transition into a pump-handle slam by The Bastard!

Hart: Things aren't looking good for Zidane Starkiller.  And now Baxter is playing up to the crowd, just bathing in their boos.  This crowd is just livid!

Wilden: It just does not look like Starkiller's night.  Baxter is just standing there waiting for him to get up...and Jacob Baxter with a SICK kick to Zidane Starkiller's face!

Hart: I believe he calls that the Hooligan Kick! If this were soccer, that'd definitely be a goal. Eat your heart out Beckham.

Wilden:  Starkiller looks to be out cold.  Baxter covers him...

ONE...

TWO...

Wilden: Baxter just pulled him up! That cockiness could be his downfall!

Hart: Face it, he's just treating him like a ragdoll at this point!

Wilden: Baxter, with the headlock now. Starkiller doesn't seem to be giving up! He sends two elbows into Baxter's gut and breaks free. This could be his comeback!

Hart: It could be.  But remember, it's Zidane Starkiller!

Wilden:  Starkiller whips Baxter into the ropes. Baxter ducks under a leap frog from Starkiller, off the ropes again and good lord! Baxter catches Starkiller with a STO!

Hart: This has gotta be it. Baxter is picking up Starkiller now and he's got him in a full-nelson.

Wilden:  Is he going to make him submit? He can just pin him right there...no...Baxter lifts Starkiller and SLAMS him down over his knee!

Hart: That's his move. The Bastardizer! Baxter pins

ONE...

TWO...

THREE!

DING DING DING

Donna Dixon:  The winner of the match, Jacob "The Bastard" Baxter!

["F***in in the Bushes" plays the the crowd boos as refere Johnny Williams raises  Jacob Baxter's arm.]

Wilden: That didn't take very long.  Baxter took apart Starkiller with ease.

Hart: You gotta wonder what impact this debut will have on Jacob Baxter's future in here the CWO.

Wilden:  And you've got to wonder how Zidane Starkiller will react after getting absolutely crushed in his return to cWo.

Hart: Knowing him, he'll be disappointed.

[Tony "Totally" Awesome sits at his desk.  The door opens and Notorious JON and Heretic enter.  Tony sits up straight in his chair. Notoroious JON looks ridiculously tanned, like he fell asleep in a tanning bed.  Heretic, by contrast, looks like he hasn't seen the sun in weeks]

Tony Awesome: Ah, there you guys are.  How was your break?

Notorious JON:  Not bad, not bad.  Hit up the Kahala.  Oahu is beautiful this time of year.

Heretic: I played Warcraft. A lot of Warcraft.

Tony "Totally" Awesome:  Good! Glad to hear it! Do you know why I asked you guys in here? Let me tell you why!  I know that your plans for Cyberslam have changed due to unfortunate circumstances.

Notorious JON:  Yeah, and we need to talk about that.  Fiasco over-stepped his boundaries! Who authorized that?  I know you didn't.  I know I didn't!

Tony "Totally" Awesome:  I know.  I'm dealing with it, trust me.  But, I think I've come up with a solution that's beneficial to everyone!

Heretic:  Oh yeah? Let's hear it.

[Tony opens a desk drawer and pulls out the cWo Tag Team Titles.  He drops them on his desk.]

Tony "Totally" Awesome:  They're yours if you want 'em.  I mean, nobody cares about our tag division anymore, we don't even have champions.  Putting the belts on you guys would give the division a boost... plus, you could run over anyone in that division, I mean, who's a better team than Omega?!

Heretic: Hmm... I like it.

NJ:  Thanks, but no thanks.

Heretic: What?

NJ: I'm not changing my plans, Tony.

Tony "Totally" Awesome:  Jon, there's nothing we can do about it!  It's out of our hands!

NJ:  I don't care. I'll make it happen.

Heretic: This is cWo gold! This is what we live for!

NJ:  Not this time, H.  Count me out.

[Notorious JON storms out of the office, leaving Heretic fuming and Tony "Totally" Awesome trying to backpedal]

Tony "Totally" Awesome:  It's OK... he just got too much sun.  It's fine. I'll fix this!

[The scene cuts Tiffany Tolberg, who is standing next to Dynamite]

Tiffany Tolberg:  I'm here with another returning superstar, Dynamite, who makes his return to cWo action tonight!

Dynamite: BOOM!

Tiffany Tolberg: Dynamite, you saw how Zidane Starkiller returned to cWo. What will you do to fare better in your upcoming match against Scott Reznik?

Dynamite:  Well, Tiffany,  Scott Reznik is about to recieve a full load from Dynamite! BOOM! I'm gonna EXPLODE all over him!

Tiffany Tolberg:  Um, you mean..

Dynamite: This stick of dynamite is about to go off.  Scott Reznik, I'm about to LOWER THE BOOM!

[Dynamite raises his arms and jumps out of the frame, leaving Tiffany looking somewhat confused.]

Commercial Break

[We return from commercial focused on Lance and Robbie at the announce table.]

Wilden:  Welcome back, cWo fans!  As you saw before the breakWell, Dynamite is as colorful as ever.

Hart:  Did he ever get that test to see if he was retarded?

Wilden: Robbie!

Hart:  What? Not like there are any 'tards watching. But what I wanna know is why Jon is turning down cWo gold! He's NEVER done that before!

Wilden:  It seems like he's got something else on his mind.

Hart:  What's more important to him that being a champion?!

Wilden: I'll admit it is uncharacteristic from someone as egocentric as he is.

Hart:  Egocentric?  He would only take those titles if it was in the best interest of cWo, just like he always does!

Wilden: Right.  Well folks, up next we'll get to see if Dynamite's cockiness translates to success in a cWo ring as he faces a man who desperatly needs to get on the right track in Scott Reznik.

Hart:  Scott Reznik's still around?  What is that guy, 0 for a million?

Wilden:  He's hit a patch of bad luck recently, he shows a lot of talent in the ring, he's just been unable to seal the deal.

Hart:  Then what's the point? Why start if you can't finish.

Wilden; Because unlike you, some people have work ethic.

Hart: Bah!

Wilden:  Take it, Donna Dixon!

Donna Dixon: The following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, from Compton, California and weighing in at 160lbs here is.. DYNAMITE!

[The crowd jokingly pops as "Chicken Hunt" by ICP plays and yellow lights flash around the arena as Dynamite jumps out from behind the curtain.  He raises his arms and quickly lowers them, screaming "Boom!" he runs/hops down the aisle and sildes into the ring, running into the ropes and bouncing across the ring as he waits for his opponent.]

Donna Dixon - Making his way to the ring from Denver, Colorado at 6'5, 267 pounds, SCOTT REZNIK!

[Cannon by White Stripes hits over the PA, and Scott Reznik comes out to little reaction. He high fives fans as he walks down the ramp way, and slides into the ring.]

Wilden:  Reznik has been off TV for a bit now, maybe he's been conditioning himself for his first win?

Hart : I thought cookie cutter guys like this always won.

Wilden: Reznik and Dynamite shake hands, and then pace around the ring, staring at each other. They both go in for a tie up, with the bigger man Reznik getting the advantage and locking a headlock in on Dynamite. Dynamite pushes Reznik off and into the ropes, but Reznik comes back with a hard shoulder tackle. He bounces off the opposing ropes, and Dynamite, still lying, attempts to trip him, but Reznik jumps over him. Reznik bounces off the ropes yet again, but is met with a dropkick out of nowhere from Dynamite! Reznik falls backwards through the top and middle ropes and to the outside, but he lands on his feet.

Hart : That handshake deal is working out great. He's getting his butt handed to him by Dynamite. Dynomite!!

Wilden: Great back and forth action from the get go, and notice the handshake at the beginning, glad to see these men still believe in good competition!

Hart: They probably also believe in fans getting up and going to the bathroom or making a sandwich during their matches.

Wilden: Reznik shakes out the cobwebs, and slides back into the ring. Both go for the tie up again, but Dynamite quickly moves behind Reznik. He rolls Reznik up!

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Wilden: Reznik kicks out, and rolls backwards. Before Dynamite can stand, he delivers a hard boot to the face. He runs into the ropes, and nails an elbow to the head of Dynamite. Reznik grabs Dynamite by the head, and takes him to the turnbuckle, smashing his face in it. With Dynamite in the corner, Reznik delivers a series of right hands to Dynamite, before Irish Whipping him into the opposing turnbuckle. Scott charges at Dynamite, but Dynamite gets a boot up, which Reznik runs right into! Reznik stumbles backwards, and turns back around to be met with a hard clothesline by Dynamite. Dynamite stands, and Reznik does soon after. He runs at Reznik and spears him into the corner. He thrust his shoulder into Reznik's gut. Dynamite takes Reznik to the center of the ring, and lines him up. He bounces off the ropes and goes for another clothesline, but Reznik ducks. He picks up Dynamite, and starts to fall backwards for the Stun Gun!

Hart: This is Reznik's finisher, the Stun Gun! It's like falling 8 feet onto a cable neck first!

Wilden: Dynamite starts punching away at Reznik's head. He spins around, trying to figure out what to do with Dynamite, before putting him down. Dynamite goes for a boot to the gut, but Reznik catches his foot and spins him around, then nails a snap DDT! He goes for the cover.

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Wilden: Dynamite manages to kick out, Reznik can't believe it!

Hart: That's the first time Dynamite's kicked out of anything ever!

Wilden: Reznik picks Dynamite up, and sends him into the turnbuckle chest first. Dynamite bounces off, and Reznik drives him down with an over the shoulder suplex. Reznik slides Dynamite into position, and then climbs to the second rope. He leaps off with a diving knee, but Dynamite moves at the last second! The crowd is fired up as Dynamite stands, as does Reznik, holding his knee. Dynamite turns Reznik around and delivers a barrage of fist to the face of Reznik. He sends him into the ropes, and then runs to the opposite ropes. Dynamite meets him in the center of the ring with a flying back elbow!

Hart: Dynamite's like one of those little white dogs that barks at everrything, thinking he's bigger than he is!

Wilden:  He's certainly doing his fans proud against the bigger man Reznik.

Hart : What fans? Dynamite has fans?

Wilden: Dynamite calls for Reznik to stand, the crowd on fire now. He kicks Reznik in the stomach and attempts a power bomb, but Reznik is far too big. Reznik charges and backs Dynamite into the turnbuckle, his back hitting hard. Reznik regains his breath, then climbs to the second turnbuckle and lays in the fist. The crowd chants along - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, but as Reznik is punching, however Dynamite pushes off Reznik. Dynamite rushes towards the ropes, bounces off, and charges at Reznik, but Dynamite is caught with the Stun Gun! Reznik covers.

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[The crowd surprisingly is on their feet and cheering for Reznik! Reznik leaps into the air with his hands held high as the referee raises his hand.]

Donna Dixon: Here is your winner, SCOTT REZNIK!

Wilden: Reznik has done it! After a string of losses, finally a win in CWO!

[The fans continue to cheer as Reznik heads to the back, slapping hands on his way down the aisle.]

Hart:  Now he can start another losing streak.

Wilden: And the fans of cWo showed thier class by giving Reznik a big ovation for his first win.  cWo fans understand this business, they appreciate a good effort, and it's because of them that we've been going a year strong!

Hart:  They cheer because of the blinking lights and pretty colors.

Wilden: Oh come on, Robbie!

"AAAAAAAH......."
SPLASH!

[The most epic entrance video ever plays and "Search and Destroy" by Iggy Pop begins to play as Notorious JON steps out from behind the entrance curtain.  He skips his usual fanfare as he heads to the ring.]

Wilden: Well, fresh from spending too much time on the beaches of Oahu, here's the former 5 time world champion!

Hart: Good! Maybe he'll answer some questions... like why the heck he'd turn down garaunteed cWo gold!

[Notorious JON slides into the ring and takes the mic.  The fans continue to boo.]

Notorious JON:  Shut the hell up, this is important!

 [The booing intensified. Notorious JON stands, waiting.]

Notorious JON:  Are you done? You done? Hey, crank up the mic volume, I don't want these gun totting bible loving republican voting mongoloids cutting off a single word! NOW.  Some bullsh*t happened over the time we were pre-empted for some toothless idiots sliding around on some ice.  If guys wanna chase the money, hey.. more power to them. But what I won't tolerate is people running from their problems!  Andrew Fiasco.... you covered your friends ass! You passed a release through that wasn't approved by anyone else in this organization and now, I'm left without a match at the Pay Per View.  Now you tell me, folks, what's more likely?  A man who claims to be all about honor and virtue, a man of God, left cWo because he wanted a bigger paycheck?  Because he felt he was being censored in cWo?  Or was he just SCARED and responded by running away from his problems?

Hart:  You know who he's talking about, right?

Wilden: Of course!

Notorious JON:  CHRISTIAN ROMAN!

[The crowd gives a loud mixed reaction.  Some of them cheer loudly, some of them boo and a small "Sell out!" chant can be heard.]

Notorious JON:  You might now be watching this right now, Roman, but I know you're gonna see this.  You don't run from me, Roiman! You don't run from Omega!   You said you were gonna be the cure to our virus, the one who was finally going to exile us from cWo... but what happened?  You decided it just wasn't good enough.  Well Roman, this isn't about Omega.. this is about YOU and ME, and some unfinished business.   I was looking forward to finally getting a shot at you at Cyberslam, Roman, and Andrew Fiasco and his unapproved actions aren't gonna stop me!  Wanna know what I'm doing at Cyberslam?  I'm going one on one.. with Christian Roman!

[The crowd's reaction is again mixed.]

Wilden:  I don't know how he plans to do that, Roman isn't even under cWo contract anymore!

Hart:  The man can do anything, Robbie! Just wait!

Notorious JON:  Now, I know Roman is now in some little mickey mouse organization, and no doubt in the mix with some elves and wizards... but Roman, you WILL be at Cyberslam.  Why? Because I know you. I know you better than anybody.  I know you're not dumb enough to turn down someone offering everything you want.  For the last six months, all you've wanted was a crack at me... no Heretic, no Jen, no Fiasco.. just you and me, mano y mano.  Well, I'm offering you that.  You wanna preach Christ or God or whatever on cWo programming? Hell, I'm a partial owner.. I'll buy you the damn airtime! And if its a bigger payday you want.. hell, I'LL PAY YOUR DAMN SALARY! In fact, they can pay you MY salary, because I'll do the damn match for free!

Hart: That's a HUGE promise! He's losing money in this match!

Wilden:  But it's a hollow sentiment, Robbie! He's challening someone who isn't even with the company! Odds are he'll have a night off and not lose a dime!

Notorious JON:  The balls in your court, Roman.  Are you gonna be the man?  You can't run from cWo, Roman. You can't run because, as our new slogan says: I am cWo!

[Notorious JON throws down the microphone and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as "Search and Destroy" plays.  He climbs out of the ring and heads towards the back.]

Hart: He made no bones about that, Lance, he wants Roman at Cyberslam!

Wilden:  It's another one of his schemes.

Hart: Scheme? After all he just put on the line?

Wilden:  He didn't seem to anxious to face Roman even when he was under cWo contract, why the change?  It'll believe it when I see it!

Hart:  Well, you'll see it at Cyberslam VI!

Wilden:  Sure. Sure we will.

We go backstage now to find an empty locker room. The door opens, and into the room walks J.J. Carter.]

Carter: Hello everyone. Remember me?

[There is a slight cheer from the crowd, rather faint sounding.]

Carter: Well, my contract with the CWO here has been extended for a little while longer. It's been an interesting past few months, not touring the world and putting on a show for you fans.

[Carter pauses.]

Carter: But let me just say, I have been hard at work training back in Connecticut. The man will not hold me down any longer. Now is my time to shine. Brotha' from a Christian motha' Barack Obama is soon going to be the leader of the free world. And I'm soon gonna be the top of the mountain here in CWO. No excuses, time to fight like a champion.

[Carter's lawyer enters the room.]

Lawyer: Hey, remember me CWO fans?

[Carter just gives off a look of disgust.]

Carter: Can't you just wait in the car?

Lawyer: You said you'd be gone a minute and we'd leave for the diner. And it's been 20 minutes, and you're in front of a camera.

Carter: I don't even know why I let you follow me around.

Lawyer: You always need that one crazy white guy to go deal with the police.

Carter: Oh yeah. Them. Shoot an unarmed brother a bunch of times in the street, just cause he's black. 50 shots fired and nobody gets jail time. What kind of crap is that? Where is the justice?

Lawyer: Here we go again...

Carter: Come on, I'm angry now. Tired of this man. Blacks get no respect in this country. That's why you get people like Hillary Clinton who say that working class whites in this country are more important than blacks. Tired. We need more respect, it's time for strong black individuals to take this country over and prove the world we are not heartless thugs, criminals, niggers, inferior.

[Carter scoffs.]

Carter: I mean, look at this company I work for. I'm making about as much money as a newbie. Because I'm a felon from the hood. Because people aren't sure if I can stick around in this company, I might end up back in jail. Because it's presumed by some in this locker room I would rather sit around the locker room eating fried chicken and watermelon, downing a gallon of grape juice imitation, and talking about fat white women. My first year here, I was never taken seriously, even though I was one of the hardest working wrestlers in this company. I worked hard going on global promotional trips, getting fan bases in countries 95% of people never heard of. I fought week after week, putting on a show for the fans.

[Carter pauses a moment.]

Carter: You know what? 2008 is the year for the black man. If Obama can beat that white devil Hillary and get to the doorstep of the White House, I can win the CWO title. It shall be done, for this fulfills the destiny of my life as Allah desires from me. The black man is inferior no longer.

Lawyer: Dinner?

Carter: Yeah yeah, fine. Cut me off, won't you?

[Carter and the lawyer leave the locker room, the scene ends.]

Commercial Break

[We're joined again by Lance Wilden and Robbie Hart]

Wilden:  Folks, we saw some huge news right before the break, JJ Carter has returned to cWo!

Hart:  Did anyone even realize he was gone?  And what was all that racism stuff he was spouting?

Wilden: It seems like he's taken offense to how he's been treated for the last year in cWo!

Hart: Sounds to me like a guy with a chip on his shoulder looking for an excuse!

Wilden:  Well, it'll be interesting to see how he takes out this new found agression on the cWo roster!

Hart:  They shouldn't let that convict within 30 feet of any of our reputable superstars, Lance! He killed someone! Don't you remember?

Wilden: Well folks, with Cyberslam VI just a few weeks away, it's time to show some of the classic moments from Cyberslam..

[Lance is interrupted by the cWo tron. Up on the cWo tron a picture of the earth is seen. An explosions is heard as the earth explodes and "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva fills the arena as the crowd goes wild. The fans look to the entrance ramp looking to see if it is really him or some sort of joke. A few seconds later Muru steps out onto the stage as pyro goes off behind him. He is balancing on a pair of crutches as he makes his way down the ramp slapping some hands as he goes. When he gets to the ring he climbs the stairs and asks for a microphone as his music fades]

Wilden: I cant believe it! It's Muru! Muru is here! He has returned and things are about to pick up.

Hart: Someone should call security, he quit. He is trespassing!

Muru: The cWo is just coming back from a hiatus due to the hockey playoffs as everyone knows, sorry about your luck Stars fans. I am sure everyone also knows that there has been a huge change in the roster around here. Gone are some of the big names that made this place it has been this past year. All that is left is a shell of what has made this place one of the most popular promotions in the world. How after all of these changes in the cWo supposed to survive? The answer is fans like you not letting it die, no matter how much Tony Awesome or whoever else is in charge tries to change this place and run it into the ground, don't give up on this place. You are the one constant cWo has, and a big part of why it is has been so successful.

[The fans cheer]

Muru: Now I know you are wondering why I am even here, why I even care. To be honest I don't know that I do. The management of cWo did a lot wrong by me and pushed me to a breaking point which you saw almost a couple months back now. I walked out on the cWo because I had enough of what was going on. For my troubles I was attacked by Heretic and left to sit at home without a chance to work. That is why I have these crutches with me. I was fine with being hurt because it meant I was done and I was ok with it. I had put the cWo behind me and was looking forward to moving on. Then I got a call late last week telling me that my contract had not been terminated and that I was required to return back to work. All the people who probably wanted and needed this job are gone and I got dragged back in. If I didn't return I was going to be sued for breaching my contract. Even when I am out Tony Awesome still makes my life hell.

[The crowd boos]

Muru: He took away my girlfriend, he took away my wrestling career, and then he took away from my freedom. All he did was make me miserable, and he brought me back so he could continue to have his fun. You know what that's fine, let Awesome have his fun. I don't care anymore. If I am going to be forced to be here then I am going to do things my way. I am going to get something out of this and it starts at Cyberslam. I know I am not ready to compete at one hundred percent right now but I have a score to settle with Heretic. I have beat Notorious Jon TWICE, so I will be damned if I am going to let his sidekick get the better of me. I have been too nice for too long and from now on you are going to see a different side of Muru. My ankle might be messed up but even on one leg I am still better then most. So here is what I want, and I better get it. At Cyberslam it's going to be Muru versus Heretic in a SUBMISSION MATCH! Let's see if he can finish the job he started.

[The crowd cheers as "Ladies and Gentlemen" begins to play and Muru raises his arms.]

Wilden:  This is a huge shocker, folks! Muru is back, and he seems angrier than I've ever seen him!

Hart: Looks like the same Muru to me, he never stops complaining. Bringing him back might be the worst thing Tony Awesome ever did!

Wilden: Nevertheless, Muru is back and has issued a challenge to the very man who tried to seriously injure him, Heretic!

Hart:  Maybe Heretic did some severe mental damage to Muru too, because Heretic's the last guy you want to call out!

Wilden: Well.. Muru doesn't seem afraid of the man he referred to as a "sidekick."

Hart: He didn't call out just ANY sidekick, he called out Omega's equivelant to Kato!

Wilden:  Kato?

Hart:  From The Green Hornet? Don't you read comic books?

Wilden: Um.. no.

Hart:  Oh.

Wilden:  Well folks, as I was saying before the shocking return of Muru, Cyberslam is just 3 weeks away, and to commemorate this momentous occasion,  cWo presents Cyberslam Rewind! A look back at some of the greatest moments in Cyberslam history!  This week, we're again looking back to Cyberslam V, as we revisit the United States title match between John "Mayhem" Manningham and the reigning champion, ASM! Let's go back!

[The footage rolls, showing then ring announcer Mic Benson in the ring.]

MB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. It is for the cWo United Steates Championship! Introducing first, the challenger.. John 'Mayhem' Manningham!

[Hells Bells hits by ACDC and Manningham makes his way out from behind the curtain. The crowd gives him a nice sized pop as he slowly makes his way down the ring with a look of concentration and confidence on his face.]

LW: Here comes, Manningham. He is ready to try and become the cWo US Champion for the first time in his career.

RH: Kind of amazing that he has never held the belt before. Don't you think?

LW: Well it is his big opportunity to do it this year. And on the biggest stage of them all, Cyber Slam!

MB: And his opponent.. the cWo United States Champion, ASM!

[ASM comes sprinting from behind the curtain without any music or anything. He flies down the ramp.]

LW: ASM is not wasting anytime to as he runs down to the ring to finish off Mayhem. Before he slides into the ring he throws down his belt. He is in and he is taking to Manningham with several lefts and rights.

[Ding Ding Ding]

RH: Wow, ASM is juiced!

LW: I might actually have to believe it because Mr. LOP ASM has some unnatural energy going right now. Now Manningham is blocking ASM’s attacks and goes for a clothesline that the 2007 Lord of Punishment dodges. Manningham turns around and ASM goes for a big boot, but Manningham ducks it. ASM bounces off the ropes and nails Manningham with a stiff clothesline. ASM is looking down at Manningham daring him to get up.

RH: You can really tell that ASM is feeling it tonight. He is pumped and ready to go.

LW: Manningham slowly getting back on his feet as ASM kisses his muscles. ASM grabs Mayhem and lands a double arm DDT. Now ASM is stomping on chest of Manningham. Great now ASM is flexing in the middle of the ring again and then lands an elbow onto Manningham’s chest. ASM goes back to flexing his biceps for the crowd.

RH: You gotta love that physique.

LW: I’m sure many people love it, Robbie.

RH: What?

LW: Mayhem back on his feet and ASM with another big boot. ASM bounces off the ropes and performs a leg drop. ASM clearly in control here. He picks Manningham back up and sets him up for a pump handle slam. Hmmm, that is kind of a compromising position that ASM has Manningham in. Manningham notices it to and starts to laugh at ASM before he can hit the move. He says something to ASM…

RH: Did he just call him a “flag”?

LW: Manningham slips out of the pump handle and pushes ASM away. He turns towards him and limps his wrist as an insult to ASM. Manningham now with a big boot to ASM. He pulls him up and prepares to set up a german suplex but before that he makes a dry humping gesture to mock ASM and then performs the release German on ASM. I guess it is better to give than receive.

RH: That is such tasteless humor on both yours and Manninghams part. You should feel ashamed. ASM is a good man with tons of fans.

LW: All of which are men in the entertainment industry. Now Manningham on the offensive with a brutal leg drop. ASM gets back up and is met with a bear hug from Manningham.

RH: What is he going to do next? The Care Bear stare?

LW: ASM is looking rather strained here and who knows if will hold on. But Manningham shows him some mercy and breaks the hold leaving ASM on his feet. Manningham takes advantage of a dazed ASM…

RH: Um, perhaps you should rephrase that.

LW: He hit’s a piledriver on ASM. Manningham goes for the pin.

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LW: ASM kicks out, its too early for that. Mayhem gets up and starts stomping on ASM and then lands another leg drop on him. Mayhem gets ASM back up and then hit’s a fall away slam that he calls the Mayhem Splash. And he goes for the pin again.

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LW: ASM kicks out again, say what you want about ASM but he doesn’t know the word quit.

RH: Which is good because Manningham doesn’t know the word library. So they are an even match.

LW: Manningham looks quite frustrated as both men get to their feet. Manningham goes for the big boot again, but ASM ducks it and then bounces off the ropes and nails him with a clothesline. It looks like the juice is on the loose!

RH: Please leave the color commentary to me.

LW: Sorry, I’ve been waiting six weeks to say that. ASM picks up Manningham but he fights back. Mannigham grabs ASM’s throat and the arena goes into a frenzy as Manningham lifts ASM in the air. Manningham with a brutal choke slam on the U.S champion. Manningham goes for the pin once more.

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LW: ASM kicks out again. Manningham gets up, now incredibly frustrated and starts stomping on ASM. MAYHEM IS COMING ALL OVER ASM NOW!

RH: Um…

LW: Manningham is just bringing it to ASM, he is just stomping away on him. Mayhem grabs ASM by the hair, but only gets a punch in the face in return. The two men trade blows back and forth between each other. Mayhem grabs ASM and hits him with a head butt. Manningham now with a DDT to Mr. LOP ASM. He then picks him up and sets ASM on the top turnbuckle and performs a superplex. The arena goes wild as Manningham mocks ASM by kissing his biceps.

RH: Why does everyone like this guy, he is just a big bully.

LW: Now Manningham with another cover, this should be it.

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LW: ASM kicks out again! How can take so much from Manningham and keep coming back. Manningham is not liking this, so he call for it… The Mayhem BOMB! ASM gets up and Mayhem sets him up. AND THERE IT IS! IT’s OVER! JACKKNIFE POWER BOMB ON ASM! THE MAYHEM BOMB ON ASM!

RH: Geez, calm down Lance.

LW: This has to be the end for ASM. Manningham makes the cover.

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RH: ASM DOES IT AGAIN! START CALLING HIM CBK!

LW: I don’t believe it! ASM kicked out of the Mayhem Bomb! Manningham once again starts yelling at Aaron Blake, he clearly thinks he got the three count. Mayhem just won’t stop yelling at the ref.

RH: Yeah and he isn’t paying attention to ASM who is getting back up. He’s like Popeye!

LW: Yeah, but instead of spinach, he uses the…

RH: What did I tell you about color commentary being my job?

LW: Manningham turn around! Turn around!

RH: He can’t hear you Lance. You might as well tell him to click his heels three times and say “there is no place like home.”

LW: I always pictured ASM as the Dorothy. Manningham turns around and Dorothy gives him a rake to the eyes and follows up with a power bomb. He just took him to the Emerald City!

RH: You know, I hate to admit but I’m really like this side of you Lance.

LW: Thanks Robbie. It looks like ASM really is a flamer because now he is on fire.

RH: Okay, forget what I just said.

LW: ASM has Manningham back on his feet and delivers a few knee strikes to the head of ASM. ASM now with a power slam to Manningham. ASM starts slapping Manningham on the head.

RH: Can you blame him? John Manningham has been bullying ASM for the last six weeks. I mean come on, I haven’t seen such immature harassment since middle school.

LW: That’s absurd.

RH: He’s called him gay, he got him a male stripper, he laughed at him and called him Robbie Fart. It’s like middle school all over again.

LW: Quit projecting your childhood trauma onto Manningham. ASM has Manningham on his feet and lands a stiff clothesline on Mayhem. ASM poses for a few seconds and then gets Manningham by the hair and sets him up for the pump handle once more. AND HE HITS IT! A PUMPHANDLE SLAM BY ASM!

RH: ASM is back, he is going to win this. He is going to do it for all the starving children in Africa, all of the single mothers, all of the Jerry’s kids, all of the Newlyweds, all the…

LW: It looks like he is going for a pin, but is this? Someone is coming down to the ring… I have never seen him before.

RH: Is that a male nurse.

LW: I believe so… it’s a male nurse in pink scrubs and he is holding up a needle to ASM. ASM looks mad, in fact, he looks a little scared. ASM is distracted by this male nurse as Mayhem gets back to his feet.

RH: How dare this male nurse interrupt this match? This isn’t funny. None of this is funny.

LW: Manningham turns ASM around and kicks him in the stomach and lands a SECOND MAYHEM BOMB! God, this distraction just paid off. MAYHEM BOMB AS MAYHEM GOES FOR THE PIN.

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[Ding Ding Ding]

RH: This outcome sucks

LW: Mayhem wins, Mayhem wins. He is handed the title and is posing in the ring.

MB: Your Winner and NEW United States Champion: John “Mayhem” Manningham.

[The screen goes to a Cyberslam VI logo, then to commercial.]

Commercial Break

[The program resumes to show Mr. Rich backstage, in a suit and tie, as Johnny Serious walks up to him. Serious, wearing a tee shirt that reads "IT SUCKS TO BE RICH" begins to speak.]

Johnny Serious: All alone tonight, are we?

Mr. Rich: Hey man, I'm just trying to mind my own business.

Johnny Serious: Funny, Evette was minding her own business when you decided to take it upon yourself to send her to the hospital.

Mr. Rich: Oh come on...you can't believe that was me? I would never hurt my wife! And how do you know she is not faking or anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny Serious: ARE YOU SERIOUS??????

Mr. Rich: I swear, it was some other low class scum that are no longer here in the cWo....

Johnny Serious: Oh, I'm sure they had something to do with it....but since you're the only one left...

Mr. Rich: I told you, I had nothin.....

Johnny Serious: Relax, I am not going to do anything tonight....I have a US Title match. But watch your back brother...because it is about to get REAL SERIOUS, SERIOUSLY FAST!

[Johnny Serious walks off as Mr. Rich stares]

Mr. Rich:(To himself) Yeah....good luck on your match tonight....see what happens next week [bleep]hole.....

[The cameras cut back to Lance Wilden and Robbie Hart, at ringside.]

Wilden: What does that mean?

Hart: What does what mean?

Wilden: That statement....see what happens next week?

Hart: There you go, making something out of nothing again. Mr. Rich was just wishing him luck, that is all!

Wilden: I'm sorry if I can't believe that...but folks, in our main event, Johnny Serious will be facing Thaddeus Walker for the United States title!

Hart: It's gonna be glorious, Lance! Serious is in for a pummeling!

Wilden: Well, our next match is another highly anticparted, although HIGHLY contraversial one.  The current number one contender for the World title, Andrew Mendel, is being forced to wrestle a handicap match with the highly skilled former cWo Tag Team Champions, TKO!

Hart:  What's contraversial about it?  If CBK wants to prove he's world title material, he's gotta do whatever it takes!

Wilden:  But you don't find this excessive?

Hart:  No! Excessive would be three on one! This is just two on one! What's the big deal?

Wilden:  If I were Andrew Mendel, I wouldn't be too happy about having to wrestle this handicap match. Especially after that brutal cheapshot earlier!

Hart:  Well that's because you're a lady!

Wilden: Robbie, it's two on one!

Hart:  Then why don't you help him?  You can fight one of them off by hitting him with your purse.

Wilden:  Let's go to Donna Dixon for the introductions!

["Lovercall" by Danko Jones cues on the PA and fireworks explode out of the ramp. Alex Kayman and Jake Oliverexplodes out onto the stage.]

Donna Dixon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring first, the team of, Alex Kayman, Jake Oliver, TKO!!

[They walks down the ramp, sneering at the fans. They rolls into the ring, then makes their way to the turnbuckle to pose as "Epic" by Faith No More cues on the PA. As the drums kick in, fireworks explode out of the ramp. "The Comeback Kid" Andrew Mendel charges out onto the ramp.]

Donna Dixon: And their opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from San Diego, California, he is "THE COMEBACK KID", ANNDDREEEWWW MENDEL!!

[He smiles cockily as he makes his way, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way. He slides into the ring and does a little spin around, then raises his arms in a pose, fireworks shooting up beside him. He plays to the crowd some more as he turns to TKO.]

DING DING DING!

Wilden: And we're off, TKO, Kayman and Oliver, versus "The Comeback Kid" and the number contender for the cWo World Heavyweight Championship Andrew Mendel, and it looks like Jake Oliver is going to start this match up, and they lock center of the ring, Andrew Mendel with the side headlock, Jake Oliver able to shove him off into the parallel set, Andrew comes off, Oliver with the leapfrog, OH and...wait, Oliver's down and clutching his knee!

Hart: Oh no, he looks really hurt!

Wilden: And Oliver now scrambles to the corner and tags in Alex Kayman, and now...Oliver's rolling out the ring, and he's hobbling up the ramp!

Hart: Is Oliver leaving Kayman to fight on his own?

Wilden: It looks like it! And we know these guys had some words earlier, but Oliver pulled off that leapfrog and his...his knee buckled under him, and we know how throughly Oliver relies on those knee strikes, but I don't know about him leaving Alex all alone.

Hart: Well he's hurt, Lance, you want him to further his injury.

Wilden: Well of course not...and I guess Alex Kayman is gonna have to wrestle this match on his own, he hops over the top rope and charges at Andrew Mendel, but CBK with the arm drag! And now Andrew fights to apply an armbar, Alex Kayman able to roll out of it and back to his feet and applies an arm wrench, Andrew quickly makes his way to the ropes and grabs hold, and he flips out of it! And now he's got an arm wrench applied on Alex, Kayman with the cartwheel out of it and now he's got the arm wrench applied again, back heel trip on The Comeback Kid, but Andrew Mendel kips right back up and AGAIN the reversal into an arm wrench, but this time he delivers a chop top the chest that sens Kayman down to the canvas! And this crowd showing some appreciation for these two as Kayman tries to shake off the pain.

Hart: Kind even so far, huh

Wilden: Surprisingly enough it is, as both men lock up again, and again it's Alex Kayman with the upper hand as he applies the hammerlock. And Andrew clutching at that left shoulder, and now he reaches behind and grabs a handful of hair! And the referee calls for the break, but CBK is able to get out of it and now he has a front facelock applied. Andrew can outwrestle anyone on their best--OH WAIT A MINUTE, ALEX KAYMAN WITH THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX, AND HE'S GOT THE BRIDGE!

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THR...NO!! CBK wriggles out of it. And Mendel quickly back to his feet, Kayman's quicker though AND A SMALL PACKAGE!

ONE!!

TWO!!

NO!! Both men back to their feet again, Kayman with the wild clothesline, Andrew ducks it though, hits the ropes and comes back with a sunset flip, but Kaymable to drop his knee and hooks both of Andrew's legs!

ONE!

TWO!!

NO!! Andrew kicks out again, and now The Comeback Kid has to go back outside for a breather!

Hart: Ha! Some number one contender, he can't even take down Alex Kayman!

Wilden: Perhaps it's just ring rust after our lay over, Andrew Mendel shaking off the cobwebs, then he climbs back in the ring, and Kayman's right on him! Kayman with the right hands on Andrew Mendel, kicks him into the stomach and sends him into the ropes, Andrew tries for the clothesline, Kayman ducks it and heads to the ropes himself as Andrew puts the breaks on, Kayman gonna try for the SPRINGBOARD CROSS BODY...BUT ANDREW CATCHES HIM!! Andrew catches him and is gonna walk around with him for a bit, and now Andrew gonna try for the tabletop suplex BUT KAYMAN ABLE TO GET THE CRUCIFIX PIN!!

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TH...NO!! Again, again, Kayman catching CBK off guard, and Andrew Mendel looking frustrated as Alex Kayman doesn't waste anytime, hauling The Comeback Kid to his feet and delivers some stiff, straight kicks to the ribs of Andrew Mendel, and now Kayman heads for the ropes, springboards off the top rope, but CBK DROPKICKS HIM IN MID FLIGHT!! And now Andrew Mendel, wasting little time, gonna head to the ropes himself AND AN ASAI MOONSAULT ON ALEX KAYMAN!! And now it's Mendel with his first cover of the match....

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NO!!! No dice on that exchange, and CBK quickly synches in the side headlock on Kayman, Alex Kayman smart though, trying to turn to his belly where he can gis legs under him, which he does and gets back to his feet, pushes Andrew into the ropes and then sends him off into the parallel set,Kayman bends down but telegraphs it as Andrew kicks him in the chest, AND THEN TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! And Andrew starts nodding, almost like he's getting back into his groove now.

Hart: Come on Kayman!! Keep him off his toes!!

Wilden: Andrew hauling Kayman back to his feet, but Kayman with a knee to the stomach!

Hart: Ha! That's right!

Wilden: And now Kayman irish whips Andrew into the corner, but wait, Andrew hops up to the top rope AND COMES OFF WITH A BIG MOONSAULT!! MOONSAULT ON KAYMAN, ANDREW FALLS RIGHT INTO THE COVER...

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TWO!!

THRE...NO!! Kayman kicks out!! Andrew Mendel showing he can fly with the best of them, and now he shoots the half, gets Alex Kayman on his stomach and now he drops an elbow into the back of Alex Kayman, and another elbow, and yet another elbow! Three straight elbows right to the small of the back of Kayman, and I think Andrew just found his bullseye as he hauls Alex Kayman back to his feet, whips Kayman into the ropes, but Kayman again gonna try for a springboard manuever, TRYING FOR THE DDT...BUT ANDREW CATCHES HIM!! Andrew catches him AND NAILS HIM WITH A CAPTURE SUPLEX!! Torque on that back of Alex Kayman, and Andrew back to his feet as Alex tries to roll away, but CBK with the doubles knees to the back! And now Andrew rolls back to his feet, and delivers another elbow to the back!

Hart: Dammit, Kayman, don't screw this up! Take him out, don't be a jerk!!

Wilden: Alex Kayman bought the fight in the early going, but now CBK is going to start picking him apart as he hauls Kayman back to his feet, hooks him up in the front face lock, and now he takes him DOWN with the vertical suplex!! But wait a minute, Andrew's hanging on!! Andrew's hanging on, spins the hips and gets back to a vertical base, and ANOTHER vertical suplex!! And Andrew gonna spin the hips again, back to his feet, su...wait, no, Kayman blocking it, Kayman's blocking the next suplex, and now Andrew, beating on the back of Kayman, Andrew goes for it again, wait, Kayman able to slip behind Andrew AND HE NAILS HIM WITH THE MISERA CANTARE!!

Hart: YES!! YES!!

Wilden: This could be the biggest singles win of his career if he can just cover...but Alex wants to go up top!! Alex motioning to the top rope, and these people are actually cheering!

Hart: Do it!! Shatter his ego!!

Wilden: Alex Kayman heading up to for the Bay City Plunge, and...wait a minute, here come Jake Oliver! Jake Oliver is sprinting down the ramp! I thought he hurt his knee!

Hart: He's just trying to be supportive!

Wilden: And now Alex is perched on the top rope, but...Jake Oliver tags himself in!?

Hart: What! What are you doing!?

Wilden: Jake Oliver tagged himself in while Alex Kayman was perched on the top rope! What is he thinking! And now Oliver is calling for, I think, Oliver's Twist. He hauls CBK up and puts him in the front chancery, but Andrew shoves Oliver off into the corner, which knocks Kayman down! And now CBK WITH THE DRUMAX!! THE SUPERKICK FROM ANDREW MENDEL, MENDEL COVERS!!

ONE!!

TWO!!

THREE!!! ANDREW MENDEL WINS!!

Hart: NO!! NO NO NO!!

Donna Dixon: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match, "THE COMEBACK KID", ANDREW MENDEL!!

[Andrew rolls out of the ring as Alex Kayman grabs a microphone from ringside. Jake Oliver is pulling himself up as Kayman starts to talk.]

Kayman: What the hell, bro! I had him!! I had the match won, man!! Why did you do that, you didn't have to...

[Oliver snatches the mic.]

Oliver: Look what you did! This is all your fault!

Wilden: What!? Kayman had the match won!

Oliver: It's no secret to anyone who's been carrying this team from jump street, Alex! It's been ME!! [The crowd boos and Jake rolls his eyes]. I'd like to take this opportunity to announce to the world...that I am OFFICIALLY ENDING TKO, because you don't deserve a partner like me!

[Kayman barely has time to react before Jake Oliver kicks him in the stomach and NAILS hi with Oliver's Twist, then starts to beat him down.]

Wilden: OH COME ON!! WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT!!

Hart: It was all Kayman's fault, apparently! I buy it!

WIlden: WHat!?

[Oliver grabs Kayman in a front chancery and starts throwing into knees into Kayman's head, before the crowd cheers again and Andrew charges back down the ramp to fend him off.]

Wilden: And now here comes Andrew Mendel!! Oliver back to his feet and buries a knee into CBK's stomach, and then he hits the ropes and tries for a clothesline, Andrew ducks it though, AND HE GRABS BOTH OF OLIVER'S ARMS! Both of Jake Oliver's arms are pulled across his throat, AND NOW ANDREW WITH THE BITCHBREAKER!!! BITCHBREAKER ON JAKE OLIVER!! Andrew saves him, but OH WAIT!!

[Before Andrew Mendel can realize what's going on, Chazz slides into the ring and blast him with the World Championship belt! Andrew hits the mat like a sack of bricks as Chazz stares down at him with a blank, cold look in eye.]

Wilden: My God, what a shot! The sound of the smack of metal on skull! It's sickening!

Hart: Andrew deserved it!!

Wilden: And just look at the look in Chazz's eyes. My God, I think the champion has snapped.

[Chazz stands there glaring at Andrew as the show goes to commercial.]

Commercial Break

[The show returns with Jason Duran standing next to Heretic outside the Omega locker room.]

Jason Duran: Heretic, earlier tonight Muru...

Heretic: I was watching the damn show, Duran.  I know.

Duran:  What do you think about that?  Do you accept his challenge?

Heretic: I'm impressed, Jason.  I'm impressed that Muru can still walk, and I'm impressed that he has the balls to show his face around here.   I always said he had something deep down inside him, maybe I brought it out just a little bit.

Duran:  But what about the challenge...

Heretic:  Don't [bleep]in' interrupt me, n00b.

Duran: What?

Heretic: I've been called a lot of things in my life.  I've been called crazy, sadistic, perverted... but Muru, he called me a sidekick.  I'm not a damn sidekick, Duran!  So Muru wants a match at Cyberslam? Done.  He wants a submission match? Done. It's his funeral, Duran, and I'm gonna be more than happy to show him what a sidekick can do.

[The scene cuts back to ringside.]

Wilden:  There you have it, folks, another HUGE match has just been announced for Cyberslam VI as the returning Muru will step into the ring with the twisted Heretic!

Hart:  I can't tell which one's crazier, Heretic for being Heretic or Muru for challenging him!

Wilden:  There'll be no love lost in that match, that's for sure! Welll folks, it's time for our main event!  Johnny Serious has been after cWo gold for quite some time, and he may finally get his chance to be a cWo champion her tonight as he faces the United States Champion, Thaddeus Walker!

Hart: Applesauce! Thaddeus is gonna prove why he was elected as the United States Champion by the Congress of Proffesional Wrestling Territories!

Wilden:  Well, enough speculation! Take it, Donna Dixon!

Donna Dixon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the cWo UNITED STATS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!! - Introducing first, making his way from Hollywood California, JOHHHHHNNNNNNYYYYYY SEEEEERRRRRRIIIIIIIIOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSS!!!!!!

[The lights go our as the Voice of Johnny Serious comes over the sound system and says "Are You SERIOUS." An orange light turns on in the arena as the song "You Can't Be Serious" by Classified plays. Johnny Serious makes his way out to the ring. As he climbs the stairs to the ring he turns to the crowd and mouths off to them. He enters the ring, goes to a corner and climbs the turnbuckle and makes and shrugs his sholders and gives a cocky smile as the fans give him a huge ovation!]

Donna Dixon: And his opponent, from the roaring 20s, here is the cWo United States Champion THADDEUS WALKER!

["The Maple Leaf Rag" plays and a Ford Model T comes out from the backstage being driven by Thaddeus Walker. The crowd has a mixed reaction untill Thaddeus steps out of the Model T, and then the crowd turns to all boo's. Thaddeus grabs the U.S. Title and steps into the ring.]

Hart: I just love this guy.

Wilden: How can you love a guy who makes a mockery of the cWo?

Hart: What you call Mockery, I call simple fun. The U.S. Champion is having a fun time and it is always you who has to step on his fun. Shame on you LANCE!

Wilden: Johnny doesn't look amused at the antics of Thaddeus as the ref has grabbed the title and now calls for the bell.

[DING DING DING!]

Wilden: And this title match is under way Robbie, as Thaddeus begins to dance around the ring. Serious just staring him down like a predator watching his prey.

Hart: Thaddeus needs to warm up. He hasn't wrestled in three weeks.

Wilden: Neither has anyone else...and THADDEUS RUNS TOWARDS SERIOUS WITH A DOUBLE AXEHANDLE....BUT SERIOUS WITH A CLOTHESLINE, SENDING THADDEUS TO THE MAT AND THE CROWD IS LOVING IT!!!!!!!!

Hart: Thaddeus thought he saw an opportunity.

Wilden: Aparently, he wasn't paying attention, and Serious unleases a round of kicks to Thaddeus who is trying to get up. Thaddeus uses the ropes to pull himself up, but Serious quickly turns Thaddeus around and sends him to the ropes with an Irish Whip.

(Thaddeus bounces off the ropes and on his way, is met up with....)

Wilden: A SERIOUS CHOKE SLAM BY JOHNNY SERIOUS and Robbie, just like that we may have a new U.S. Champion!

(Serious goes for a pin cover) 

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Wilden: And Thaddeus just kicks out as this match continues. Robbie, I would have to think that Thaddeus was caught off guard, underestimated his opponent, and in my oppinion, may be out matched.

(Serious on his feet, picks Thaddeus up and sends him back down with a scoop slam.)

Wilden: And Thaddeus on his back as Serious stands over and comes crashing down with a standing leg drop to the neck of Thaddeus, and another pin cover.
 
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Wilden: And Thaddeus kicks out, this time much quicker

Hart: The U.S. Champion is here for a fight Lance.

Wilden: Oh, is that what that stunt with the Model T was about....being ready for a fight.

Hart: You always have to nit pick at every little thing, don't you?

Wilden: Thaddeus to his knees as Johnny walks over and....LOW BLOW BY THADDEUS....WHAT A CHEAP SHOT.

(A Chorus of boo's fill the arena as the ref gives Thaddeus a warning)

Wilden: And Thaddeus now using the ropes for leverage as he stomps all over Johnny Serious.

Thaddeus: How do you like that KID?

Wilden: And now Thaddeus taunting Johnny! Johnny still feeling the effects of that low blow. Thaddeus pulls him to his feet and sends him into the ropes...

Walker with that HUGE backdrop! Walker now making a plane motion with his arms. He pulls Serious up and puts him onto his shoulders.... airplane spin!

Hart: I love that move.

Wilden: This reminds me of his match with Chris Michaels at Will of a Warrior.

Hart: Except that Chris Michaels was at least a challenge for Thaddeus.

Wilden: Walker's in his dizzy mode now as he drops Johnny onto the mat and staggers around him... Thaddeus falls and drops and elbow into the midsection of Johnny!

Hart: The Gentelman's Elbow!

Wilden:...NO....SERIOUS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!

Hart: Just barely!

Wilden: Barely was enough though.....

(Thaddeus gets up quickly and once again, begins to stomp on Serious)

Wilden: Johnny's matches just aren't the same without Evette in his cheering section. As you all may remember, Evette mysteriously attacked several weeks ago, and though we don't know who was behind it, the finger points to Mr. Rich who made his return around that same time.

Hart: All you do is cast stones Lance. Mr. Rich is trying to stage a comeback and you have to go throw out these factless accusations.

(Thaddeus picks Serious up and tosses him into the corner and gives a few loud chops to the chest)

Wilden: Wow....even I can feel those...and now, Thaddeus with a set of bare-knuckle punches to the face and now the ref giving Walker a second warning of the night.

Hart: The referee needs to let these two men just wrestle.

Wilden: I think when one breaks the rules, the ref needs to get involved!

(Thaddeus gives the ref a look before grabbing the face of Johnny Serious and rubbing it against the ropes.)

Wilden: Walker is pulling out all the tricks tonight Robbie.

(Thaddeus now slams the head of Serious into the top turnbuckle!)

Thaddeus: Take that kid!

Wilden: Walker lifts Johnny to the top turnbuckle and hits a suplex off the top ropes. Daring move for the United States Champion!

Hart: Thaddeus has this wrapped up no

Wilden: Walker with the pin cover...
 
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Wilden: And Serious kicks out and Walker is SERIOUSLY annoyed at the ref and for no reason as that was a normal count.

Hart: I don't know, seemed a little fast to me.

(Devon Dice comes strolling down the ramp as the match continues.)

Wilden: What the hell is he doing here.

Hart: Well, he has an invested interest in this match.

Wilden: He is facing Thaddeus at Cyberslam, so he could be scouting out his opponent I guess...But what is that in his hands...looks like a bowl or something....

Hart: He's probably got some Ice Cream in there.

Wilden: Well, I am sure we can discuss Devon Dice's desserts any time but we have a match going on as Walker has picked Serious back up.

(Thaddeus Irish Whips Johnny to the ropes)

Wilden: Johnny bounces off and on his way back goes for a cross body dive....BUT THADDEUS CATCHES HIM AND GOES FOR A BODY SLAM BUT JOHNNY ROTATES HIMSELF UP AND ON HIS FEET, PICKS WALKER UP AND HITS A SERIOUS SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hart: Someone ought to check for Performance Enhancing Drugs..

Wilden: Well, that burst of air was not enough as now both men are laying on the mat. The ref now counts, and if he gets to 10, Thaddeus Walker will retain the U.S. Championship by a draw.
 
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Wilden: And these fans are chanting for Serious to get up...

Crowd: JOHNNY, JOHNNY, JOHNNY, JOHNNY, JOHNNY!
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Wilden: Neither men moving....

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WIlden: And JOHNNY SERIOUS TO HIS FEET WITH A KIP UP AND THIS DOESN'T BOLD WELL FOR THADDEUS AS THE COUNT STOPS.

(Dice goes to the ring and begins yelling at SERIOUS as the fans are going wild. Serious, a bit distraacted, lets Thaddeus get up unnoticed. Thaddeus grabs the ref and begins yelling at him as Dice climbs the ring apron.)

Wilden: Dice has no business in this match. Thaddeus now pushes the ref away and walks towards Johnny who has his back turned. Devon Dice grabs something from the bowl and throws it at Johnny, BUT JOHNNY BLOCKS AND WHAT EVER THAT WAS GOES INTO THE EYES OF THADDEUS.....WAS THAT DUST.....THAT WAS DUST IN A BOWL, AN OBVIOUS AND LITERAL REFERANCE TO THE 1920's DUST BOWL, BUT DICE MISSED AND HIT THADDEUS WHO IS COVERING HIS EYES AS SERIOUS GOES BEHIND HIM AND....

Hart: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wilden: ......THADDEUS JUST GOT SERIOUS'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Johnny goes for the pin cover)

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[DING DING DING]

Donna Dixon: You're Winner, and New cWo UNITED STATES CHAMPION, JOHNNY SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hart: What a tragedy....Thaddeus didn't deserve this! Stupid Dice!

Wilden: Well, Devon Dice’s plan to preserve his US Title shot at Cyberslam VI  backfired and Johnny Serious took advantage of the situation and is the new U.S. Champion!

[You Can't Be Serious" by Classified plays as Johnny Serious holds the U.S. Title in the air as the fans go crazy. Serious takes his title and exits the ring. Thaddeus stands in the ring, completely shocked.  He stares at Devon Dice, who looks frustrated with himself.  Thaddeus begins to yell at Dice]

Thaddeus: YOU’VE STOLEN MY HONOR, SIR! YOU’VE TAKEN MY HONOR FROM ME!

Wilden: We’re out of time! I’m Lance Wilden for Robbie Hart saying thanks for watching, and we’ll see you next week for more cWo DRIVEN!

[The copyright information comes on the screen as Thaddeus continues to yell at Devon Dice until the show goes off the air.]