(A black limosine pulls up to in the parking lot. The camera runs down the length to the back door which opens. Reg Mendel pops his head out from the car, and steps out, followed closely by his son, the World Champion, Chazz Mendel. Chazz is looking a little worse for wear, he's wearing a pair of dark Avaiator sunglasses on his face along with the World Title over his shoulder. Reg straightens his suit, then motions for Chazz to follow him. An Aide comes running up to them.)

Aide: Good evening Mr. Mendel, Mr. Mendel...

Reg: Can the small talk short stack... I've got one question for you. Is that two-timing bastard son of mine, Andrew, anywhere near here?

Aide: As far as anyone knows, he hasn't shown up. Not that he was scheduled, sir.

(A smile crosses Chazz's face, as he clutches the title belt even tighter.)

Reg: Good! You hear that son?

Chazz: That's awesome... Maybe I can finally relax a little...

(Reg turns and puts both hands on Chazz's shoulders.)

Reg: Son, let me tell you a little something I learned in the war... You can NEVER relax! (Reg shakes Chazz.) EVER! The moment you let your guard down even the slightest, that's when the enemy sneaks into your camp in the middle of the night and slit the throats of half your damn unit!

Chazz: But...

Reg: But nothing! You gotta keep your eyes peeled, boy! There could be snipers anywhere! You have no idea what's ahead of you with those damn sunglasses on! What're you on, drugs?!

Chazz: Whatever Dad... Let's just do what we have to do and get out of here...

(Chazz walks passed his father and starts down the hall.)

Reg: BANG!

(Chazz jumps and shreiks like a girl! He spins around in a panic, clutching his chest to see Reg shaking his head, disappointed.)

Reg: Now do you get it? That could have been a bullet in your back! Or a chair, or whatever you people like to use to hit each other when you're not looking! You're lucky that was just a test! Now come on! We have business at hand!

(Reg throws his arm around Chazz and they walk down the hall. The cameras cut back to Lance Wilden and Robbie Hart.)

(The cWo logo flashes and spins past the screen, as it spins out of control and hits the camera, we see a crack in the camera as clips of cWo wrestlers spew out of the crack in the screen doing what they do best. Sevendust's "Driven" begins to play as we see clips of last week's program. A shot of Thaddeus Walker is shown, several clips from some of his matches and finally drinking from the bottle of honor. The camera then shows a shot on Thaddeus in front of a black backdrop and displays cWo's new slogan

I AM CWO

The screen now shows shots of Scott Reznik from his matches, ending with him finally winning a match over Dynamite at Driven 18, then a shot of Reznik standing against a black backdrop looking at the camera

I AM CWO

Clips of Jacob Baxter are shown, he’s shown in vignettes, being interviewed by Tiffany Tolberg, then destroying Zidane Starkiller in the ring. Baxter stands against a black backdrop and looks into the camera

I AM CWO

Clips of Chastity McGavin’s first match are shown. Her ring entrance, her pinfall of dynamite, and her posing to her crowd. We then cut to Chastity standing against black.

I AM CWO

A highlight reel of Devon Dice is shown, dating back to the beginning of cWo, ending with him holding the world title prior to Cyber slam V. Dice then stands against the black backdrop

I AM CWO

A highlight reel of JJ Carter’s past in cWo is shown, including his feud with Christian Roman as well as his battles with The Wraith. Clips of him from Driven 18 are shown, along with Brother Shabazz, then JJ is shown against the black backdrop

I AM CWO

Clips of Muru begin. Muru is shown as the TV champion facing Sean Pason, then in a match with Stephanie Bliss, then pinning Notorious JON three times, culminating with him in the ring at Driven 18. The last shot is of him clutching Heretic in a King Crab submission hold at Cyberslam Muru stands against the black backdrop

I AM CWO

Johnny Serious' highlight reel begins, showing highlights such as going toe to toe with Nick Dangerous and Jack Union, defeating Lugo at Cyberslam V and briefly holding the cWo world title. The last clip is of him holding his U.S title in the air at Cyberslam. Johnny Serious stands against the black backdrop.

I AM CWO

A career highlight package of Heretic from his first appearance in cWo. Beginning with his two title wins to his return in 2007 to reform Omega with Notorious Jon and Jen Diamond. This is followed by several of big wins such as over Rey Pierce and Rick Steel, as well as him holding the tag titles with Notorious Jon. Ending with Heretic crippling Notorious Jon with a steel chair at Cyberslam. Heretic stands against the black backdrop.

I AM CWO

A highlight package then pays of Andrew Mendel. Highlights are shown such as his TV title reign as Andrew Phillips, then clips of his battles with top cWo superstars, then a shot of him holding the US title, then returning to cWo and turning on Chazz Mendel. Several clips from Cyberslam are shown, such as him hitting the Drumax on Reg and Chazz Mendel as well as his several kick outs during that match. Andrew Mendel stands against the black backdrop.

I AM CWO

Finally, a highlight reel is shown of Chazz Mendel. He's shown confronting Jack Union, then hitting the Shooting Star Press on various cWo superstars, as well as him making Andrew Mendel tap at Cyberslam and finally holding up the cWo World Heavyweight title. Chazz Mendel stands against the black backdrop, the World Title on his shoulder.

I AM CWO

(Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio is alight with pyrotechnics as the camera scans the screaming fans. Signs such as "Welcome Back Nick... Now Leave!" and "CBK should be Champ!" as well as "It is the Man's fault that JJ Carter is not main eventing this show!" and finally "I want a Zwinky!" is held up by a heavy set fourteen year old boy wearing a LOTR t-shirt! The camera pans over to Robbie Hart and Lance Wilden who look even more excited as usual.)

Lance Wilden: After what may have been the best show put on by cWo EVER, we are here live at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio! We are also here on a special day and time, which makes this show even more special. Tonight we will see the fall out of Cyberslam VI!

Robbie Hart: What a show that was, Lance! The most important thing to note though is that Chazz Mendel is still champion, in fact, he made his brother tap out.

Wilden: But it wasn't for a lack of effort on CBK's part, he put everything he had into that match. There were several times I thought he was done for and he just kept coming back! It was an amazing performance. But the rest of the show was amazing as well!

Hart: I'd say so! We may have seen the end of Notorious JON’s career, and probably Christian Roman's last appearance on cWo television!

Wilden: Yes, that match between Notorious Jon and Christian Roman really did feel like an end of an era! We might not ever see those two ever again in a cWo ring! But with the end of an era, must come the beginning of a new one. And tonight in our Main event we will see two faces who represent a new beginning face off. One is Alex Kayman, who despite his best efforts couldn't beat Jake Oliver in Cyberslam's main event. But he will get a chance to redeem himself against a man who has been making a name for himself over the past few weeks: Jacob Baxter!

Hart: YES! Baxter just might very well be the future of cWo! His interviews alone are incredibly entertaining!

Wilden: Also, as we begin a new chapter in cWo, Tony Awesome has decided to give a few former employees a second chance with this company. He is naming it a "Come Get Your Job Back" Battle Royal!

Hart: And the good news here is that we will never see the losers again!

Wilden: That's not good news! But no matter what, a new beginning is promised for one of the participants in that match. Also tonight, we are going to see the beginnings of what seems to be a Woman's Division! Chastity McGavin's manager, Mary Joe Wolf threatened Tony Awesome with a lawsuit if more women were not featured and he obliged.

Hart: I love a take charge woman!

Wilden: Yes, we know! With that in mind, tonight we will be seeing two women's matches. One featuring former U.S champion and former Omega member Jen Diamond and the second featuring Chastity McGavin, who is clearly a strong force in the cWo. Who they are facing, we do not know yet!

Hart: It is going to be hard to keep up with Diamond and Chastity though!

Wilden: Clearly! Also tonight, we will see J.J Carter's partner and ally Brother Shabazz in singles action against Dynamite! One might have to wonder strategy for Shabazz seeing that Dynamite is his "brother!"

Hart: Are you sure about that Dynamite does seem very light skinned!

Wilden: And starting us off will be a new acquisition to cWo: Raymond Jacobson. Not much is known about this kid, but I am sure he is going to give us something to talk about tomorrow morning!

Hart: I don't know Lance! He is going against our very own Zidane Starkiller! And he isn't a pushover to say the least.

Wilden: All that and so much more here tonight on Driven!

The Beast of Sydenham

(The cameras cut backstage to the entrance of the arena where Jason "The Bastard" Baxter is arriving at the arena. Dressed in a Chelsea "football" jersey, track pants, and trainers, he walks down the hallway towards his dressing room. He is stopped in his tracks and immediately surprised by interviewer Jason Duran armed with a microphone. Baxter jumps back for a moment and put his fists up. Duran takes a step back)

Jason Baxter: Why must you sneak up on me like that, mate?

Jason Duran: Sorry. We just wanted to get a word with you.

Jason Baxter: Well, don't sneak up on a man like that. I was ready to knock your head off, you lil bugger. Wait a minute, who are you?

Duran: Jason Duran, backstage interviewer for the CWO.

Baxter: Where's that cute little number, Tiffany? She could give me a chin wag anytime, d'you know what I mean?

Duran: Uhh…I think so.

Baxter: Right, right. What did you want to bother me for this time?

Duran: Last week, you mentioned you'd be going home after Driven. How has that trip helped you?

Baxter: Indeed, I did return home to the UK over the weekend. Saw old friends, old enemies, old…nobodies. I caught a football game…

Duran: You mean a soccer game?

(Baxter stares down Duran with an annoyed look and replies condescendingly…)

Baxter: Yes…soccer. Arse. I had a lot of time to think. People, they tell me Cyberslam is the biggest show in CWO. It's where the best get showcased. I sat there at The Wintston, me local pub, watching with my mates. And you know what I told them? I told them next year, they'll be seeing me on that show. And if that's going to happen, I have to start now, y'know?

Duran: Well, so far you have impressed many and silenced critics with your rough and tough style and your recent winning streak.

Baxter: Yeah, yeah, winning streak, whatever you will. It's good and all but I need a good fight. I've ran through most everyone they've given me, even Heretic couldn't give

me a fight, and he's a former World Champion.

Duran: You mean NotHeretic?

Baxter: Come again?

Duran: NotHeretic.

Baxter: Are you saying that wasn't Heretic in there with me in the ring? I saw the bloke with my own two eyes.

Duran: No, it was him, but it was not him. He wasn't who he…oh, nevermind.

Baxter: Exactly. You're going to make yourself go cross-eyed there. Don't think too hard. If a former world champion can't give me a fight, then who can?

Duran: Well, that brings me to my next question, your opponent tonight, Alex Kayman. What are your thoughts?

Baxter: If you want to put some sort of mathematical equation to this, Scott Reznik beat Alex Kayman a couple weeks ago, I beat Scott Reznik, therefore I can beat Alex Kayman. Plus, the bloke is probably still a little beaten up from Cyberslam, all right? I don't think he'll be too much of an issue.

Duran: But Kayman is a former CWO Tag Team Champi…

Baxter: There's that word again, "FORMER". There's a reason none of these prats are holding titles anymore. I think I've just about had it being thrown all these "formers".

Duran: What's that supposed to mean?

Baxter: It means if I want to get anywhere in the CWO, I need to go after it myself and not expect to be given anything, even if I take down everyone they throw at me. A pile of fallen "formers" is not enough. Clearly I'll have to take matters into my own hands.

Duran: And how will you do that?

Baxter: Back in my hometown of Sydenham there's a story we tell about this large, dark, almost panther-like animal. A panther in a city. Crazy, right? No one's ever been able to catch it. They don't know where he goes. Anywhere, anytime, it'll just attack its victim. They call him "The Beast of Sydenham". In a way, I see some of that beast in me self.

Duran: So who do you see as your "prey"?

Baxter: Ahh, you see, here's the point where you think I'll be all mysterious and say "it could be anyone". No, I'm going to make it easy and send this message out loud and clear. If I want to make an impact here in the United States, here in CWO, then clearly, the United States Championship is something I need to attain.

Duran: So you're gunning for Johnny Serious?

Baxter: Do I need to spell it out for you, mate? Of course! Now he knows I've my eye on him, but he doesn't know when I'll actually go after him. I could send him a message right now, I could do it next week, whenever I feel like it really.

Duran: Why do that? Why not just challenge him now?

Baxter: Cuz I'm a Bastard, mate. I do things on my own time.

(Baxter pushes Duran out of the way with one hand as he continues walking down the hall.)

(Driven we are focused on the newest acquisition of CWO. With his back to the camera he runs his hands through his hair before turning around and looking into the camera. A smirk is plastered on his face as he looks into the camera through his dark sun glasses. Already dressed to compete he begins to speak.)

Raymond Jacobson: CWO....Wow! Finally I have arrived. You are all probably wondering who the hell I am. If you don't know by now, I am Raymond Jacobson. With in the first few days of being in this company I have been signed to compete in a match against some guy I have never even heard of before. That is fine because I really don't care who I have to face. I am going to beat them. It is simple, I am not going to lose to this no name jobber.

(Once again he smirks as he runs his hand over his mouth. As he adjusts his bandanna on his head he leans back against the wall and puts his hands into the pockets of the black hooded sweatshirt he has on.)

Jacobson: It is simple, yeah, I might seem cocky and arrogant, but I guess, that just comes from me knowing that I am better than every one else. I come from a town that is based off of being better than every one else. Just deal with it because Raymond Jacobson is YOUR NEW DRUG OF CHOICE!

(Our scene fades to black as we cut back out to the arena were Lance Wilden and Robbie Hart sit at ring side.)

Wilden: Well, those comments were made earlier today by Raymond Jacobson. And tonight he gets to face the man who is currently in the ring. Zidane Starkiller, has a chance to knock off the newest contracted wrestler of CWO.

Hart: I don't think that is going to happen Lance. But we will see.

(The lights then flicker on and off a couple of times before cutting to complete black. The screen then flashes the words "Your New Drug Of Choice". We then begin to hear the sounds of "Drug Of Choice" by 10 Years. The lights begin to flash with a red tint to the beat of the song. Raymond then walks out on to the stage wearing his black pleather tights with a red RJ logo on both sides, and his black wrestling boots. He smirks as we get a good view of his face. Dark sunglasses cover his eyes as he looks into the camera. He then continues to walk down the ramp. As he reaches the ring he rolls under the ropes and gets to his feet before walking to the center of the ropes and climbing up on to the second rope raising both hands into the air above his head. The voice of Donna Dixon as she begins the introduction.)

Donna Dixon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first already in the ring from Lancaster, England, ZIDANE STARKILLER! Now making his way to the ring he hails from The Iron City of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and he weighs in at 231 pounds he is YOUR NEW DRUG OF CHOICE, RAYMOND JACOBSON!

(As Raymond stands in the ring he smirks taking off his sunglasses and handing them to Donna Dixon as she exits the ring. Aaron Blake signals for the bell as the match gets underway.)

Wilden: I have heard nothing but good things about this Raymond Jacobson guy. He has a very unique style and he isn't going to be pushed around.

Hart: I hope he does well, because if not he is just a waste of company money that they could be paying me!

(Jacobson quickly charges in and locks up with Starkiller. Jacobson quickly goes behind and delivers a vicious half nelson suplex driving Zidane straight into the mat.)

Hart: That was VICIOUS! I have never seen that move delivered with such velocity.

Wilden: Well, Raymond Jacobson is a vicious man Robbie. I didn't expect him to go easy on this guy.

(Jacobson backs off as Zidane slowly gets up to one knee. Raymond quickly rushes in and delivers a hard hitting step up enziguri. Zidane falls back down to the ground on his face as Raymond gets to a knee and begins to smirk a bit taunting the crowd as he looks down on Zidane.)

Hart: This guy is cocky. I like that. He shows potential.

Wilden: Well, maybe he will go far in this business.

(Jacobson quickly gets to his feet and picks up Zidane on his shoulders like an alabama slam. Raymond quickly hooks Zidane legs under his arms and drops down to his knees quickly pinning Zidane.)

Hart: WHAT WAS THAT?

Wilden: I believe that is the RJA. The Raymond Jacobson Assassination! What a devastating move!

(Blake then drops down and begins the count.)

Wilden: ONE.....TWO.....THREE!

Hart: That's it? It is over? That was vicious.

Wilden: I can't believe how quick he took care of Zidane! That was definitely not what Zidane was looking for.

(We then hear the voice of Donna Dixon once more.)

Dixon: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, RAYMOND......JACOBSON!

(Raymond then gets to his feet before looking out to the fans and laughing once more. He takes the microphone from Donna Dixon and slowly begins to speak.)

Jacobson: If you think that was violent and un called for, just wait until next week. NO ONE WILL STOP ME!

(Raymond drops the microphone as we begin to hear "Drug Of Choice" by 10 Years play once more. Jacobson quickly exits the ring and heads back stage as we cut back to Wilden and Hart.)

Wilden: That was straight and to the point wasn't it Robbie.

Hart: Totally unexpected from this young man. He is some one to keep your eyes on.

Wilden: cWo just continues to add new talent. And to think, we had a major turnover of our roster just a few short weeks ago..

(“Search and Destroy” begins to play, the crowd cheers.)

Wilden: Wait a second! We know who’s theme music that is!

Hart: He’s back tonight?!

(Suddenly, the crowd turns into loud boos as Heretic steps through the entrance curtain, dressed in torn jeans and a torn Omega T-shirt. He laughs as he walks to the ring.)

Wilden: That’s just uncalled for!

Hart: Well, he’s got a lot to answer for, Lance.

Wilden: I’d like to see how he justifies his actions at Cyberslam!

(Heretic slides into the ring and takes the microphone.)

Heretic: Sorry to get your hopes up. I just felt, that unless Iggy Pop decides to play a show here, that you’d like to hear that song for the last time. So, you’re welcome.

(The crowd’s booing intensifies.)

Heretic: Boy oh boy oh boy, has my name been thrown around a lot recently. Well, at least I’m FINALLY getting some attention. I’ve been called a lot of names in my life. I’ve been called crazy. I’ve been called a freak. I’ve been called sick, twisted, demented.. and you know what? I’m fine with that. But recently, I’ve been called the one name that hasn’t sat well with me. I’ve been called the one name that actually angers me right to the core… I’ve been called a sidekick! I AM NOT A SIDEKICK, AND I PROVED IT! I was tired of being forced into the shadows, when I had every ounce of potential, but no chances to succeed. Why? Because I bought into a load of sh*t! Because I allowed myself to be weak, to be passive, to be a follower. I was satisfied, but then I had a vision, an ephithany, a revelation, and knew what I had to do. The only way I could unleash myself was to finish the work that Christian Roman started. It was time to destroy the old world, and build a new one. The time for symbols has ended.

(He grabs the color of his Omega T-shirt and pulls down hard, completely ripping the shirt off and exposing his bare, scarred and tattooed torso. )

Heretic: All empires die. In the greek alphabet, Omega is the final symbol and we believed Omega to be the final step in the evolution of this business. Well, Omega wasn’t the end, because it was an succeptable to change, to ego, to self-satisfaction. Omega turned into one man’s quest for greatness, it turned from a destructive force to the status quo. Six years ago, Omega burned through the business, but that fire has long burned out. How many members did we go through? Sean Pason? ASM? Austin Edwards? Each one another nail in the coffin… and at Cyberslam, I was the one weilding the hammer, the on that finally sealed off the long festering corpse. I am the Omega Man, the last man standing. (singing) The cheese stands alone. The cheese stands alone..

Wilden: What the hell is he talking about?

Hart: He’s lost it, Lance! He’s off the deep end!

Heretic: I am the natural evolution of what was started, and I’m becoming so much more. I’ve realized my purpose, you see.. my purpose is clear. I am wrath… Cyberslam was a tremor. I am gluttony, I am greed and I now know what it is I crave. I am envy, the banality which other live their lives, the banality of so many careers in cWo makes me sick. I am pride, finally realizing what I am. I am sloth, content to wait, to allow my opportunities to present themselves. I am lust…

(Heretic trails off, almost starting longingly into space. He suddenly shifts his train of thought, laughing.)

Heretic: MURU! Are you content? Does it comfort you to know you picked up at win at Cyberslam? Does that sooth doubt, the self loathing that eats away at your essense? I know who you are, Muru… and who you are isn’t who you make yourself out to be. I hoped that Cyberslam would give you the chance to remove your mask, to show your true nature. You see I DIDN’T QUIT, I wanted you to have to make a choice Muru.. how far will you go?

(Heretic begins to slap himself in the forehead)

Heretic: F*CKING DAMMIT WHY CANT YOU SEE. WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS TO YOU MURU?

Wilden: This is almost scary… I don’t think I’ve ever seen a complete mental breakdown like this.

Heretic: Muru you let yourself get PUSHED AROUND just like I used to get PUSHED AROUND… but I wouldn’t allow it anymore! I refused to be a victim anymore! Are you willing to go down the neccisary path? We’ll see! We’ll see, Muru, we’ll see! And as for the rest of cWo..the rest of you, there’s never been anything like what I’m coming! Three puffs of black smoke. The note’s been nailed to the door. The king is dead, long live the king!

(Heretic drops the mic and laughs. “Wanderer” by Ensiferum begins to play and the crowd boos.)

Wilden: Folks, we’ve just had a look into the mind of a sick, depraved individual.

Hart: I sure don’t want to be on his bad side, that’s for sure.

Wilden: We’ve got to take our first commercial break! When we come back, Brother Shabazz in action!

(Commercial break)

(Johnny Serious is seen walking the backstage hallways as the crowd begins to cheer. Johnny Serious has his U.S. Title over his shoulders as he is wearing his I AM SERIOUSLY cWo Tee Shirt and a pair of dark blue jeans. Johnny knocks on a door and then walks in to reveal Andrew Fiasco sitting behind a desk)

Andrew Fiasco: Johnny, what's up. Great match at Cyberslam....I am sorry we couldn't get security down to the ring fast enough but.....

Johnny Serious: ...don't worry about it...I am here because I need you to do me a favor...

Andrew Fiasco: And that is?

Johnny Serious: I need you to SERIOUSLY consider re-signing Nick Dangerous to a contract so I can take care of him once (pause) and for all....

Andrew Fiasco: Hey Johnny....I'm sure many of us would love to see you get that opportunity, but I;m afraid I can't hire him back. He wants his old contract and well, no way in hell he is getting that!

Johnny Serious: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Andrew Fiasco: I'm afraid so...

Johnny Serious: Oh come on....I'm begging you, make this exception...put an option in the contract, I don't care....

Andrew Fiasco: Johnny, I am sorry, financially, and personally, I am not letting that man wrestle in my ring again!

Johnny Serious: FINE!

(Johnny Serious exits the office and closes the door behind him)

Johnny Serious: Then I guess you leave me no other option....

(Camera goes to Wilden and Hart at the announcers booth)

Wilden: What does that mean?

Hart: You tell me, your the big Johnny Serious fan.

Wilden: I don't know....Serious wants Nick Dangerous in the worst way....

Hart: i hope not the worst way...because that sounds pretty gay if you know what I'm saying...

Wilden: Leave it to you...

Hart: What....

Wilden: Serious better becareful. His run in with Nick Dangerous at Cyberslam last Sunday put several stitches in the back of his head. This is what happened last week.....

(Flashback to last week Cyberslam)

Hart: Mr. RICH JUST GOT SERIOUS'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wilden: SERIOUS WITH THE COVER!!!!!!!!!!

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DING DING DING!

Wilden: And Johnny Serious has done it, successfully defending his title against former mentor, Mr. Rich and taking care of business with former manager, Evette. What a match

(ELEVATION" by U2 plays as Johnny Serious holds the U.S. Title in the air as the fans go crazy. Mr. Rich and Evette exit the ring as Serious continues to celebrate when….)

Wilden: What the hell is he doing here?????

(Nick Dangerous enters the ring behind SERIOUS with a black steel chair with CYBERSLAM written on it and smacks SERIOUS in the back of the head with it.)

Hart: It was Nick...NICK HAD THE FRONT ROW SEAT.

Wilden: Serious is knocked out cold as DANGEROUS picks SERIOUS up and hits the DANGER DRIVER on SERIOUS....I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING.

(Dangerous picks the steel chair back up and rams the chair into the ribs of Johnny Serious.

Wilden: No wonder why Andrew Fiasco banned Mr. Rich's guest from the backstage area....and finally, security rushing to the ring as Nick Dangerous pulls out what appears to be a paid ticket to tonight's show.....and he is shoving it in the mouth of Johnny Serious. What a sign of disrespect.....

(The security team enters the ring and pulls Nick Dangerous out of the ring and force him backstage. The cameras follow the team and Dangerous out of the arena. The camera then goes back to the ring as SERIOUS is seen being put on a stretcher)

(Back to Driven 22)

Wilden: Folks, that was just one moment in a classic Cyberslam that will go down in history, and you will have your chance to catch it again with any one of the re-plays that will be going on this week.

Hart: There are people out there that MISSED Cyberslam? Buy the replay, people!

Wilden: For the past few weeks, J.J Carter has been influenced by the militant Brother Shabazz and has followes suit. And they have made a pretty dominant duo. They got a win over NWA a few weeks ago and looking to continue their rise!

(The camera focuses in ring where Dynamite is already.)

Hart: But don't forget Shabazz's opponent tonight is Dynamite. They share the same color of skin!

Wilden: That is true, but I think it is fair game when Shabazz is in the ring!

(The crowd cheers as "Grasshopper" by Sander van Doorne beginsn to play. Brother Shabazz steps out from behind the curtain, flanked by J.J Carter and Mad Maddy.)

Hart: It looks like Shabazz brought the whole gang with him. ... Do you think since they are going up against Dynamite, that this match would be a "gang bang?"

Wilden: That isn't even remotely funny Lance. But Shabazz is joined by his partner J.J Carter and their friend, Mad Maddy, who was introduced last week. But I seriously doubt he is going to need their help to win this match!

Hart: You never know! Dynamite lost to a girl two weeks in a row. You'd think he'd be trying really hard to win this match!

(Shabazz slides into the ring while J.J and Maddie wait oustside to cheer him on. Shabazz circles around and then shakes Dynamite's hand in a show of brotherhood. They both head to their perspective corners.)

Wilden: It's good to see some good sportsmanship!

Hart: It is because they are both black!

Wilden: Yes! Thanks for pointing that out Robbie!

(Ding Ding Ding)

Wilden: Shabazz wastes no time and charges from his corner. He hits a brutal spine buster on Dynamite!

Hart: There goes brotherhood!

Wilden: He is doing what needs to get done to win the match! Shabazz picks him up and hits a western lariat onto Dynamite! This is followed by a brutal stomp to the chest!

Hart: And Dynamite is getting no offense in whatsoever!

Wilden: Shabazz isn't giving him an opportunity. He tosses Dynamite into the ropes and when Dynamite bounces back Shabazz sends him back down with big boot!

Hart: Dynamite is going to have the word "Lugz" engraved on his forehead for the next few weeks!

Wilden: That looks like it is enought to take Dynamite out, but I don't think Shabazz is done yet! He picks him up and sets him up in a suplex position!

(Shabazz performs a suplex into a bulldog!)

Hart: What was that?

Wilden: A cool looking move that looks to have taken out Dynamite! Shabazz with the cover!

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Wilden: And this one is over folks!

Hart: That was fast!

Dixon: Here is your winner: Brother Shabazz!!!

(J.J Carter and Mad Maddie join Shabazz in the middle of the ring as all three raise their arms in victory!)

Wilden: These three look to be on a role lately and I don't think it is going to stop anytime soon!

Hart: Yeah... well, wait until they take on a real challenge not Dynamite or Nerds!

(Tony “Totally” Awesome and Jen Diamond stand outside of her lockerroom.)

Jen Diamond: That’s stupid, Tony! I’m not doing it!

Tony “Totally” Awesome: This is a HUGE promotion for us, Jen! We need this to get done!

Diamond: (shrugs) Find someone else!

Tony “Totally” Awesome: There IS nobody else! Jon was supposed to do it, and obiously that’s not happening! Who else am I supposed to ask, Heretic? Thaddeus Walker? Do you think Reg Mendel would even LET me ask Chazz?

Diamond: I just…. It’s humiliating.

Tony “Totally” Awesome: No it’s not! It’s gonna be great! Hell, would Jon do anything humiliating? This was his baby! He got us this deal! And he specifically asked me to ask you!

Diamond: He did?

Tony “Totally” Awesome: Yes! Do I need to get him on the phone? He’s probably all hopped up on painkiller and watching from home, but I can get him on the phone! Fine! I’ll call him!

Diamond: No, just… I’ll do it. Fine.

Tony “Totally” Awesome: Really?

Diamond: You owe me big for this.

(The scene opens backstage with Jake and Morgan Oliver and Tiffany Tolberg. The crowd boos as the brother and sister duo smile.)

Tiffany Tolberg: You asked for this interview time, guys so...

Jake Oliver: Wait...you don't have any questions prepared?

TIffany Tolberg: Look, I was walking and you guys stopped me...

Jake Oliver: Are you kidding me, TIffany? Are you kidding at me! Ya see, Morg, this is what I was saying about the business today. You're a backstage interviewer. Your entire job is to be back here, standing around, preparing to ask guys like me questions, but what were you doing before I got here? You were sipping Starbucks and chatting on your iPhone! This is what happens when you hire pretty bimbos instead of respected broadcast journalist, Morgan.

Tiffany: Okay, then, Jake. How do you respond to the accusation that had your sister Morgan not interfered in your match, you would've gotten hit with the Bay City Plunge and lost the match.

Jake: *gasp* WHY I...WHY YOU...I...I...I HAD A COLD THAT DAY!

Morgan: Let me handle this, big brother. You see, Tiffany, Alex Kayman...he's a s*BEEP!*thead. He's a goober. A creep. A geek. A dork, a nerd, a pretty good acrobat with no actual wrestling ability. What does adding a silly little "twist" to a senton bomb really do, huh? Nothing. It's just something he can do. That's what wer'e talking about--people our age, going out and doing things, not because they make sense, not because they're the best way to break your opponent. Because they can. Alex Kayman isn't haven't half the man my brother is on his worse day. We don't do things just because we can. We do things to make sure people get hurt. Plain and simple.

Jake: That's right, that's damn right! That's what professional wrestling, what real pure wrestling, what this SPORT is supposed to be about! It's not about quintuple moonsaults and flip piledrivers. It's about going out there and HURTING people, beatin someone until they can't answer that three count. That's what we do...and that's what everyone's going to learn starting next week. Because next week, Tiffany, school is in session! And you might as well call me and Morgan...the Professors of Professional Wrestling.

Tiffany: I'm sorry, but...but didn't someone else aready have that name?

(Jake looks jilted, but smiles as Morgan shoves Tiffany down and the two walk off laughing.)

Wilden: Well there's a fine!

Hart: I know, that is one fine, fine woman in Morgan Oliver. You think she's single?

Wilden: Well, speaking of women you’re lusting after, it’s time for our the first match of cWo’s new Women’s Division!

Hart: Finally! Equality in wrestling!

Wilden: On the last Driven, we saw Chastity MacGavin's manager, Mary Joe Wolf, demand that Tony Awesome enforce a Women's division. And oddly enough Tony obliged, but Mary-Joe still wasn't happy when told that Chastity will be part of such division.

Hart: And she has a good point, Chastity shouldn't be pigeon holed into a WOMAN WRESTLER!

Wilden: Then why did she ask for a women's division?

Hart: To make sure that women had equal representation!

(The lights dim as "Into the Darkness" by Kittie plays and a robed female figure appears on the rampway. There is another female figure slightly behind her holding a briefcase. As the song picks up the rampway lights up and Chastity McGavin disrobes revealing her black and red wrestling attire while her manager, Mary-Joe Wolf looks on with great approval. She looks upwards towards the ceiling, as if praying to the Goddesses above and then casually walks to the ring. She doesn't acknowledge those around her. She stops at the bottom of the ramp. Chastity holds her arms up in the air strongly as Mary-Joe stands by her side pointing her out.)

Hart: Isn't she beautiful Lance? You know we went out to dinner last week?

Wilden: You did?

Hart: Yeah, but we were at seperate tables... but I followed her to her car!

(Chastity slides into the ring as Mary-Joe makes her way up the steel steps. Mary-Joe gets on her knees in front of Chastity. Once again Chastity lifts up her arms, but this time fireworks go off behind her. As the music is dieing down, she helps Mary-Joe up and hands her briefcase.)

Wilden: Well, it doesn't look Mary-Joe is going to be joining us this time around. Thank God for small miracles!

Hart: I'll have you know Mary Joe is a strong beautiful woman of the 21st century! And Chastity is pretty hot too!

Wilden: Be careful Robbie, I think she can hear you!

Hart: I mean "WOMEN ARE NOT OBJECTS WHO SHOULD BE DROOLED OVER!"

Wilden: Anyways, we have Chastity in the ring, awaiting whoever her opponent is. Tony Awesome promised us the best in the world, hopefully this time he delivers!

(Sounds of polic sirens are heard and then a loud car CRASH is heard of the P.A! Those noises are followed by "Randy Gordo" By Los Voodoo Glow Skulls. A latina woman in a L.A.P.D uniform stumbles out chugging down a bottle of tequila!)

Donna Dixon: And her opponent: Born in Mexico City but now residing Los Angelos, California... she is D... U... I!!!

(D.U.I stumbles into the ring facing down Chastity!)

Hart: I told you that Tony Awesome would bring in some great competition! I think she also lived in Hawaii for a little while as well!

Wilden: Apparently "Best in the world" means drunk cops!

Hart: Cops are tough!!! Especially drunk ones! But I have no doubt Chastity will take her down. She is not an ordinary woman!

Wilden: She definitely isn't and let's not forget how pivotal Mary-Joe is at ring side.

Hart: I'd like to pivot her ringside...

Wilden: Robbie, earshot...

Hart: Dammit! ... uh... GO WOMEN!

(Ding Ding Ding)

(D.U.I puts down her bottle of tequila as Chastity circles around her. The two lock up and D.U.I puts Chastity in a headlock!)

Wilden: Well, so far so good for D.U.I, but remember that Chastity already beat a male competitor TWICE!

Hart: Yeah, but that was just Dynamite!

Wilden: And D.U.I spins Chastity into the ropes. Chastity bounces back and the drunk cop hits Chastity with a spinning heel kick! Good showing indeed!

(On the outside Mary Joe is pounding her fist on the apron. D.U.I hammers in a few punches to the face of Chastity! She picks her up and sets her up for a neckbreaker but Chastity reverses it and lands a hammerlock DDT on her! Mary Joe looks very pleased with the result!)

Hart: Did you see that move? I told ou Chastity is just an awesome creature!

Wilden: Yes, but the match is far from over. D.U.I might actually pull an upset in her first match here in cWo!

Hart: Drunk cops can't win matches!

(Chastity Irish whips D.U.I into the turnbuckle and follows up with a corner Yakuza Kick. She follows up by setting D.U.I up on the top turnbuckle and then delivering a SUPERPLEX!)

Wilden: Chastity showing off her ring savy! Even I can't deny that Mary-Joe does have quite the acquisition in Chastity MacGavin! She might be right up there with Diamond as far as most powerful female athlete we have had in cWo!

Hart: Are you kidding me? Not to take anything from Jen, but Chastity IS the most powerful female athlete. Not just physically, but legally!

Wilden: Chastity now measuring up D.U.I, waiting for her to get to her feet AND DELIVERS A BEAUTIFUL TIDAL WAVE KICK! And now Mary Joe is screaming at the top of her lungs which doesn't get annoying at all!

Hart: That is the most beautiful sound I have ever heard!

(Backstage, Jen Diamond is watching MacGavins performance. In the ring, Mary Joe is yelling for Chastity to destroy her while she sets up D.U.I and hits her with a BxB smash face crusher!)

Wilden: Chastity now going to the apron and waits for the drunk cop from L.A to get back up to her feet! And Chastity springboards off the ropes and nails THE BRA BURNER on D.U.I!

Hart: VIVA EQUALITY!!!

(Chastity stands in front of her opponent and waits for her to get to her knees. Once D.U.I is up Chastity pounces with a shinning triangle!)

Wilden: And the Equalizer is locked IN! We saw this last Robbie!

Hart: Yeah, there is no way to break this hold! THIS ONE IS OVER!

(The referee holds up D.U.I's arm once and it falls down to the mat and then a second time for the same result. Mary Joe is back up on the apron cheering on her client! The referee holds up D.U.I's arm for the last time and falls down! He then calls for the bell!)

Wilden: Well, it was a good try by D.U.I but that Equalizer is hard move to get out of! And she hit that two minute time limit that Jen set up for her, but just barely!

Hart: This mexican alcoholic cop is no match for such a creature of excellence and her amazing lawyer friend!

Donna Dixon: And here is your winner: Chastity MacGavin!

Hart: Look Lance, Mary Joe has a microphone!

Wilden: Great, I thought we could go one week without hearing her prattle on for five minutes!

(Mary Joe enters the ring and holds up the arm of Chastity MacGavin. She waits for the music to die down, but once it does a chorus of boos can be heard throughout the arena! She looks down at D.U.I who is crawling out of the ring. A mournful look is on her face.)

Mary-Joe: I'm so sorry honey, but you are just a casualty in our war against the pigs who control this world.

(She then focuses on the audience.)

Mary-Joe: But don't be mad at us for this strong female warrior falling at the hands of my client! Blame Tony Awesome for attaching strings to us and holding us back from our true destiny which is to overthrow the phalice shaped shackles of today's society. It is time to stand tall against. I REFUSE TO LET WOMEN BE THE WORLD'S N*GGER ANYMORE!

(Automatically the crowd erupts into boos!)

Wilden: WHOA! just WHOA!

Hart: Um... I

Wilden: Just don't say anything, Robbie! I'm just as speechless as you ARE!

(Despite the boos Mary Joe keeps talking while Chastity looks offended that people are booing, she doesn't understand that what her lawyer said would be considered highly inappropriate in most circles.)

Mary-Joe: And our struggle has lasted a whole lot longer than slavery, it...

(Suddenly, the bursts into cheers as "Grasshopper" by Sander Van Doorn blasts over the P.A. as JJ Carter, Brother Shabazz, and Mad Maddie stomp onto the rampway. Brother Shabazz begins shouting at the women in the ring.)

Brother Shabazz: So, you're the world's nigger now? Alright, have fun with that. We'll gladly let you be that.

JJ Carter: Who in the world do you think you are? What gives you the impression that it is okay to use that word?

Mary-Joe: Because that is what we are! You people could go on using that word for yourselves all you want, but I think most of America knows that what you went through is just a slap on the wrist compared to the trials me and my sisters had to go to get independence from men!

JJ Carter: Excuse me! Listen to yourself, you are comparing your little struggle for equality against years of slavery. You are comparing against years of segregation!

Mad Maddie: Listen here bitch. Why don't you stop (long bleep) Hillary Clinton's (bleep) for a minute and shut the (bleep) up you retarded little dyke.

(Fans cheer as Mary-Joe looks shocked and offended. )

Wilden: Wow, I've never heard a lady speak like that before...

Hart: She's not a lady, she's an animal.

(Chastity attempts to get out of the ring to confront the two men but Mary-Joe stops.)

Mary-Joe: There not worth it! Obviously, these MEN are as ignorant as the rest of the world to our plight. They can delude themselves all they want but in the end, no matter what color they are still men. They even have a little female lap dog!

(Mad Maddie grabs the microphone and begins shouting at Mary-Joe.)

Mad Maddie: What bitch?! Who the (bleep) do you think you are? You don't (bleep) know me! No one calls me a (bleep) dog... I'm going to to...

Mary-Joe: Boys tell your pet heel!

(Maddie drops the microphone and comes rushing towards Mary-Joe. She slides into the ring and tackles the lawyer. Chastity grabs Maddie and pulls her off Mary-Joe and tosses her pretty hard. As JJ and Shabazz enter the ring, Chastity urges them to come in, but Mary-Joe, in a rush, says "leave to fight another day!" Mary-Joe and Chastity slide out of the ring and quickly hop over the barricade. JJ helps Mad Maddie up as all three stare down Chastity and Mary-Joe.)

Wilden: Mary-Joe and Chastity aren't making any friends here so far in cWo. They also managed to offend most of our audience and of course, JJ, Shabazz and Mad Maddie.

Hart: I don't get what the big deal is?

Wilden: Folks we’re gonna take a commercial break and get this sorted out. We’ll be right back!

(Commercial Break)

Wilden: Well folks we are still awaiting to find out how SERIOUS plans on getting to Nick Dangerous.....wait....we have cameras backstage....

(Backstage)

Johnny Serious: To BE SERIOUS....I WANT NICK DANGEROUS, AND YOU HAVE TO BRING HIM IN!

Tony Awesome: Sorry Johnny, but I'm on your side here, I'd love Nick Dangerous back, after his contract was terminated one of the first things I did was try to sway Fiasco into approving his contract, but he's too stubborn, I can't do it, your beef is with him if you want him employed agian.

(Suddenly Tony Awesome's eyes widen with glee as he sees someone enter the room.)

Tony Awesome: Heeeeeeeey! Mr. Pilchard, pleasure to see you again!

John Pilchard: Pleasures all mine sir. Hey Serious

(Johnny becomes incensed with rage as he charges a somewhat rattled John Pilchard.)

Tony Awesome: SECURITY! GET HIM!

(Two security guards restrain Johnny Serious as Pilchard begins smirking once again.)

Johnny Serious: What the HELL is this!

Tony Awesome: This is John Pilchard, the new columnist for cWo.

Johnny Serious: You can hire this tool but you can't bring me Dangerous?

Tony Awesome: This is different.

Johnny Serious: The hell it is!

Tony Awesome: It IS different! He's not working under cWo contract, he's working under me exclusively, he's gonna write the columns, I'm gonna publish them, that's legally binding, I can't hire Nick as my exclusive wrestler, that would require him stepping foot in a cWo ring.

John Pilchard: I have a media pass, see!

(John Pilchard flashes the media pass hanging on his neck to Serious' face.)

Johnny Serious: Well how about you write your first column about how one way or another, I'm gonna kick Nick Dangerous' ass!

(Johnny Serious rips free from the security guards grasp as he clutches onto his head, still sore from the chairshot delivered to him at Cyberslam, leaving Pilchard with an ice cold glare, as Awesome and Pilchard give off a look of shared intimidation.)

Wilden: Well, Johnny Serious is desperate to get his hands on Nick Dangerous, and it seems he’s not getting any help from the front office.

Hart: But Pilchard’s back! Woo!

Wilden: I thought for sure we were free of that sleezeball.

Hart: Sleezeball? The man is an official cWo journalist! Some collegue you are!

Wilden: Well folks, next up is the second of our women’s division matchups as well as the return of one of cWo’s legendary female competitiors! Let’s hope that we don’t have the contravery we had in our last match here.

Hart: What controversy?

Donna Dixon: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Kyoto, Japan.. here is YUNI YAMAGATA!

(A Japanese pop song plays and there’s a burst of pyro around the entrance area. The crowd gives an appreciative pop as a young Japanese woman in a schoolgirl uniform jumps out

Wilden: I’ve got some information about Ms. Yamagata here Robbie. Apparantly she’s a former Japanese women’s proffesional wrestling world champion.

Hart: At least she’s not a drunk cop!

(Yuni slides into the ring, bows to the fans, then flashes the peace sign at the camera.)

Donna Dixon: And her opponent, from Boca Raton, Florida here is.. JEN DIAMOND!

(“Physical by NIN” plays and the crowd’s reaction is mixed as pyro shoots up from the sides of the entrance ramp. When the smoke clears, Jen Diamond steps out from behind the entrance ramp. Jen Diamond is dressed in a purple leotard and is covered in green bodypaint.)

Wilden: And Jen Diamond is…. Green?

Hart: I guess Tony keeps you out of the loop, Lance! The Incredible Hulk, from Marvel productions, is in theaters TONIGHT!

Wilden: Of course!

Hart: Jen’s She-Hulk tonight!

(The crowd’s reaction turns a little more towards cheers, seeing the promotion for the movie. An advertisement for The Incredible Hulk plays on the jumbotron as Jen climbs into the ring.)

Hart: It’s the She-Hulk vs. a Japanese school girl. Something tells me this is going to be VERY popular on youtube!

Wilden: Is there a big audience for that?

Hart; Oh, you like you wouldn’t believe! Millions of tivos just went into record mode!

Wilden: Well, Yuni Yamagata looks a little intimidated by her green opponent here tonight.

Hart: Can you blame her?

(Yuni bows, but Jen Diamond catches her with a knee to the face, sending Yuni down onto her back.)

DING DING DING

Wilden: Well, Jen Diamond quickly dispenses with hall the pleasantries, and this one’s underway! Jen Diamond pulls Yamagata to her feet… she sends her into the ropes, OOH! HUGE Lariat by Jen Diamond, that sends Yuni Yamagata crashing into the mat!

Hart: Man! You said she was successful in Japan, right?

Wilden: A former Japanese champion!

Hart: Well, Jen Diamond just welcomed her to the USA!

Wilden: Diamond pulls Yuni back to her feet… quick chop to the chest by Yuni! Yamagata bounces off the ropes, ducks a Jen Diamond clothesline… Yamagata with a nice front roll, good agility here by the Japanese star! Jen Diamond turns…. Yuni Yamagata with a hurracunrana.. NO! Revered by Jen Diamond into a vicious powerbomb!

Hart: Jen Diamond’s showing exactly why she was able to stand right beside Notorious JON and Heretic!

Wilden: You’ve got to wonder what her status is right now with Heretic. Jen Diamond now pulls Yuni Yamagata to her feet and sends her crashing hard into the turnbuckle! Diamond backs up.. OOH, and executes a nice running back handspring elbow onto Yuni!

Hart: Jen’s got agility too!

Wilden: Yamagata staggers out of the ringside, Jen Diamond now applies a camel clutch… Yuni fighting, and Diamond throws her to the ground and applies a body scissors, while still holding that cobra clutch! Yuni Yamagata’s tapping and the referee quickly calling for the bell!!

DING DING DING

(Jen Diamond releases the hold and quickly gets to her feet, standing over the fallen Yuni Yamagata.)

Dixon: Here is your winner, Jen Diamond!

Wilden: Dominating victory here for the former US Champion. She doesn’t look like she’s lost a step!

Hart: So, the verdict on Tony Awesome’s new female talent?

Wilden: If he wants them to be able to compete with Jen Diamond and Chastity McGavin, he’s gonna have to find some better women!

(An ad for The Incredible Hulk pops up on the screen as Jen Diamond leaves the ring and walks towards the back)

Hart: In Theaters now!

Wilden: So she’ll lose the green makeup next week?

Hart: Green’s her color!

Wilden: Well folks, up next……

(The lights go down and up on the cWo tron a picture of the earth appears. It explodes as pyro goes off and “Ladies and Gentlemen” by Saliva begins to play throughout the arena. Muru makes his way out onto the stage and down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. As he passes fans who have their hands out looking for a quick slap he ignores them and continues to the ring. In abnormal fashion he climbs up the steps and enters the ring instead of sliding in. He waits for the music to die down)

Wilden: We have already heard from Heretic tonight, and it looks like Muru has something to say as well! Muru as you know Robbie beat Heretic at Cyberslam in a submission match.

Hart: I match where Heretic NEVER tapped out. In my eyes the match shouldn’t even be over. To make matters worse we can to hear Muru come out here and gloat about it.

Muru: I know I should be out here celebrating what was a big victory over Heretic, but I can’t. Sure I won the match but what did I really accomplish? When I made the challenge winning wasn’t the priority. The only thing on my mind was revenge. But when I got in the ring the victory became more important, and for that reason I am pissed off.

(Most of the fans are surprised at the language Muru has just used, but still clap for him)

I let myself down. After what Heretic did to me by breaking my ankle I promised that I would make him pay for it. He was supposed to suffer like he made me suffer and I let him off the hook. As he passed out from the pain I should have released the hold and continued the assault until he had to be helped to the back. He wasn’t supposed to be able to walk out of the ring, he wasn’t supposed to walk at all. I failed, because I showed too much compassion. Heretic is supposed to be sitting at home thinking about all that he has done. He should be at home reflecting on things and getting his mind right.

(The fans cheer loudly at the prospect of Heretic beating out of action)

Muru: He isn’t at home because I am a nice guy, because I don’t have a killer instinct. From the moment I signed on with cWo I have been pushed around and walked all over. People have dictated my actions and disrespected me. The worst part of it is the I disrespected myself because I just bent over and took it up the ass. Sure I fought back, but I could have done more. I could always have done more. I have lost so much because I didn’t stand up for myself. Up until now the only person in the cWo affected by my actions is me. But that all changed at Cyberslam VI. In what was supposed to be a classic match between Notorious JON and Christian Roman things didn’t go as planned. Heretic walked out during that match and plastered Roman in the head with a steel chair.

(The fans give a mixed reaction. His loyal fans cheer, but some feel he has turned his back on cWo)

Muru: From there things just got worse. Notorious JON confronted Heretic and the man snapped. We all know how unstable he is and it was eventually going to happen but it shouldn’t have happened that night. I don’t care what reasoning he has for it. He took out a cWo legend and one of his friends without even blinking an eye. Now I am not a fan of Jon and we have had our problems but no man deserves to have his livelihood taken away from him. From what I heard we may never see Notorious JON wrestle ever again. But I don’t want the fans here in the arena or at home to place the blame on Heretic. He may have pulled the trigger and took Jon out, but like I said he should never have had the chance. If I was a man of my word Heretic would have been on his way to the hospital not in the arena, not in position to snap. If anyone is to blame it is me…

Wilden: Is Muru taking responsibility for what happened to Notorious JON?

Hart: He does have a point.

Wilden: How could he know what Heretic would do? Heretic probably didn’t even know.

Muru: All I had to do was man up and finally follow through on something and I couldn’t even do that right. But what has happened to Jon has opened my eyes. I realize that my actions do affect more then myself and that I can’t always be the good doer. I am personally sick of being the one guy around here who has to always do the right thing. Everyone has waited for me to step up and make a stand and this is it. Right before Heretic passed out he said two words to me. Those words were “Next Time”, and at the time I didn’t know what he meant. At the time as soon as I was declared the winner I was ready to move on. But that wasn’t to be, because now things are far from over. Heretic took a man who IS cWo away from us and he is going to pay for it. I am going to right the wrong and take out Heretic like I should have Sunday night. You may have snapped Heretic but you have also unleashed something in me that the cWo hasn’t seen. Very soon Heretic I am going to end you like I should have done before. I won’t make the same mistake again. Name the time and place, it’s your funeral.

(Muru drops the microphone in the center of the ring as he music begins to play. He leaves the ring once again ignoring the hands of the fans as he walks to the back with a determined look on his face)

Wilden: Muru seems to be really upset about what happened and is ready to finally take control of his career.

Hart: Empty words from a man who can’t walk the walk. If he isn’t careful he is going to end up on the wrong side of a steel chair just like Notorious JON. On second thought, keep running your mouth Muru!

Wilden: We’ll be right back with the “come get your job back” battle royal!

(Jen Diamond whipes sweat off her green forehead. She stops as she approaches Chastity and Mary Joe! She gives Chastity a big smile.)

Jen Diamond: Under two minutes! Try and beat that!

(Chastity gives her a stern look while Mary-Joe holds her back. Mary Joe smirks a little bit, while looking at Jen top to bottom.)

Mary-Joe: Yeah, maybe... but if you ask me, you looked little green out there, Sweety!

(Jen looks at her green tinted skin and rolls her eyes)

Mary Joe: And unless you haven't noticed my girl beat her opponent under the same amount of time as well!

Jen Diamond: I’m waiting to be impressed.

(Jen Diamond begins to walk off as Chastity gets in her way. The two stare down for a few seconds. Chastity walks away with Mary-Joe Wolf in tow! Jen looks back at them with a victorious smirk.)

(Commercial break)

Wilden: Welcome back to Driven! Fans, we’ve had a lot of wrestlers come and go in cWo. Well, tonight one star from cWo’s past will return to active competition!

Hart: Well, I wouldn’t say “stars!” When I asked Tony why he was doing this, he said it was for “My own entertainment!" So I guess that is why we have some of these past losers out here.

(In the ring is Rick Sullivan, Dr. Jim Eisle, Landen and Lamont Dalmon, Gonzo and Albert the Farmer. "Big" Mike Cotton and Lizzy Dalmon are at ringside.)

Wilden: Four of the men in this ring are former tag team champions! Either way this is a huge opportunity for one of these "Let Go Wrestlers" it is a second chance for all of them.

Hart: Do these people deserve a second chance? I mean they brought a midget with them. Although Lizzy is looking good!

Wilden: You need to admit it is nice seeing these three tag teams, All American Heroes, B.R.A.T.S, and Drugs and Alcohol once more on cWo television because Tony Awesome says that this is "it" for the losers. Once you lose this match you are gone. Kind of harsh!

Hart: But needed! Speaking of which here comes our latest released star: "Dugeon Master" Ethan Long!

("The Imperial March" plays as Ethan Long walks out to the ring followed by cheers!)

Wilden: He has to be the odds on favorite to win this because he is the freshest of all of these competitors. He only lost his job last week!

Hart: But then again, he is a nerd so he probably has an eighty percent chance of losing!

("Get on the floor" by DMX blasts across the P.A system as loud cheers welcome Sean Pason back to cWo! He walks out and gives a mean look to men in the ring. He walks down, focusing on winning that contract.)

Wilden: Here he is folks! He could very well be the odds on favorite to win this match!

Hart: Look at Sean Pason's credentials: he is a former member of Omega, was one of the first people to get the slip on Nick Dangerous, AND a former Television champion!

Wilden: He must be the one to beat!

(Pason enters and stares down Drugs and Alcohol as well as AAH and BRATS! He shrugs at Ethan Long!)

(Ding Ding Ding)

(Pason immediately grabs Gonzo and hits him with a german suplex!)

Wilden: And this rumble is on! All these men want back into the cWo and only one will be able to!

Hart: What does that say for the three tag teams in this match though?

Wilden: It means that they won't be staying tag teams and that partnership means nothing when a second chance is on the line!

(Pason tosses Gonzo over the top rope.)

Wilden: And Gonzo is our first elimination in this rather weird battle royal. Pason then starts smacking Rick Sullivan around and tosses him to the turnbuckle. Albert and Eisle are locked up while Lamont and Landen bully Ethan Long with various punches!

Hart: Well, everyone is up to their old tricks I see. BRATS are playing the numbers game, the big men are facing each and Pason is dominating yet again! It feels like 2007 all over again... it was so long ago!

Wilden: WOW and Pason has Rick Sullivan in an ankle lock AND SULLIVAN IS TAPPING! Unfortunately, this isn't a regular match and Pason needs to throw him over the top rope! Meanwhile, it looks like Landen has to decided to take a nap on the turnbuckle while Lamont delivers the full Lamonty on Ethan Long!

Hart: Isn't he supposed to be in jail?

Wilden: Well, he is rich, he probably made parole! I'm guessing his cousins bailed him out. He is another good choice to win this!

Hart: Yes, because we love minorities!

Wilden: Uh yeah... anyways Pason irish whips Sullivan into the turnbuckle and follows up with a running forarm. And Lamont tosses Ethan Long over the top rope along with his second chance at being a cWo star! Tough luck, I guess! Meanwhile, Jim Eisle has control over Albert the Farmer!

Hart: I guess these two big men also have a chance of winning this one right?

Wilden: Yes, big men always have an advantage. Although right now Eisle has Albert halfway over the ropes. It'd be smarter if they worked to together to take the four other men out with their strength! But instead Lamont uses his strength to help Albert toss over Jim Eisle! And on the other side Sean Pason eliminates Eisle's partner: Rick Sullivan!

Hart: And we are down to the final four! Do I really want any of these guys to win?

(Landen hops off his perch on the turnbuckle to join his cousin! Pason stares down Albert and then looks at Lamont and Landen. He gestures that they help him and they are much obliged.)

Wilden: And it looks like we have ourself a short term alliance between BRATS and Sean Pason! The three start pounding away on Albert the Farmer!

Hart: Sean Pason does realize that he is setting himself up to get double teamed by the BRATS, right?

Wilden: Robbie, I think he is as intimidated by the BRATS as all the stars back in the day were intimidated by them which is not at all! They Irish whip Albert to the turnbuckle and Landen hits a running forearm onto him, followed by one from Lamont and then one from Pason! They grab Albert the hair AND TOSS HIM! IT IS DOWN TO THREE!

Hart: This is bad for Pason! He can't beat two BRATS!

(Lamont looks at Landen and tells him to wait outside the ring. Landen obliges and slides underneath the rope to join his twin sister at ringside!)

Wilden: Well, I guess things are even now as Landen and Lizzy cheer their darker skinned cousin on! Pason and Lamont lock up and Pason automatically takes him down and sets him up for a german suplex and he HITS IT! And he is going for another one and hits again! AND ONCE MORE!

Hart: I bet Lamont is regretting sending his cousin out!

Wilden: Landen can come back in and help anytime he wants, but I don't think he wants to! Sean Pason irish whips Lamont into the ropes and follows up with a spinning leg lariat! Pason picks him up again slams him down with a fireman's carry!

Hart: Oh no LAMONT! NO! And it looks like his cousin is worried too because he is grabbing the ring bell!

Wilden: Oh great... and now Lizzy is on the apron! Pason pays her no mind and focuses on Landen who is circling the ring with a ring bell! Pason is no dummy, he knows his way around a wrestling ring as well as an octagon! From behind, Lamont grabs Pason and goes for the full Lamonty but Pason breaks out of it and tries to hit a superkick but Lamont ducks that and irish whips him and Pason falls OVER the ropes! But he lands on the apron... HIS FEET DIDN'T HIT THE MAT! AND LAMONT CHARGES... BUT PASON PULLS THE ROPES DOWN AND LAMONT FALLS OVER... BUT CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE APRON AS WELL!

Hart: It's a standstill and I still really don't care all that much!

Wilden: And they trade blows back and forth... this one is for it all! One of these two men will have their job back in cWo, the other will have to go to the unemployment line! Lamont rakes the eyes of Pason and slams his head against the turnbuckle AND SEAN PASON FALLS BACKWARDS! LAMONT HAS WON IT! Pason has hit the floor!

Hart: Yay, more episodes about sodomy...yay...

(Before Lamont can get back into the ring, Landen comes rushing at him slamming the ring bell into his cranium! Lamont falls to the mat as cousin looks down at him with contempt. Lizzy looks at her fallen cousin then her twin brother confused as to what is going on!)

Hart: WHAT WAS THAT!

Wilden: Landen Dalmon, the weak link in their tag team just double crossed his cousin! And I don't think Lizzy even knows what is going on! And Landen is smiling! He is happy with what he has done?

Donna Dixon: Here is your winner and now employed by cWo: Landen Dalmon!!!

(Landen hops off the ring apron and begins to walk up the ramp as Lizzy is screaming at him for what he just did! As his music plays, he plays no attention to what is going on around him. He just smiles and holds his arms out!)

Wilden: Landen Dalmon is now a member of this roster and I'm sure not alot of people are happy about that! But I guess we are stuck with him!

Hart: It takes a lot of balls to stab your own family in the back! I like it! It's ballsy!

Wilden: You would like it! Folks, Tiffany Tolberg is standing by and waiting to talk to Landen Dalmon about this victory… Tiffany!

(Tiffany Tolberg is standing backstage with her microphone ready to interview.)

Tiffany Tolberg: My guest at this time is the man who just won the "Come and Get Your Back" Battle...

(Tiffany is cut off by Landen and Lizzy who come onto the screen arguing about what just transpired.)

Lizzy Dalmon: How could you do that OUR cousin?

Landen Dalmon: Cut the crap Lizzy!

Lizzy Dalmon: What crap?

Landen Dalmon: The "Lamont is our Cousin" crap!

(Lizzy looks nervous!)

Landen Dalmon: You just didn't want the public finding out that you were sleeping with a black man!

(Lizzy clearly looks upset as Tiffany Tolberg doesn't mind her business. Landen smiles as she brings the microphone up to him.)

Tiffany Tolberg: Landen Dalmon, we just saw you not only win the cWo "Come Get Your Job Back" match but you also turned on your partner Lamont!

Landen Dalmon: Yes, Tiffany you did and if you are going to ask why the answer is simple! B.R.A.T.S was a joke! Sure, we were rich, we won titles, but seriously, people laughed at our antics. No one took us seriously! Even Lamont... I'm sorry Tyrrel Madison is his real name... had a chance to be taken seriously and he just ended up being the literal butt of cWo's joke! The man had to go, sleeping with my sister or not; we had to get rid of him! Even after me and my sister were fired from cWo, I could never be taken seriously again. At charity functions people would be like... "There goes the socialite that has a thing for fat women." or "Look there goes the man who painted his toe-nails on live television." But people are going to take me seriously now Tiffany... because I have this!

(Landen pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket as Lizzy looks drained.)

Lizzy Dalmon: Not this again!

Landen Dalmon: This is a degree from the University of Phoenix! That is right! The butt of all your jokes is a Graduate of one of the most popular schools of higher education! You are not dealing with the Rich Playboy who didn't even try anymore. You guys are dealing with an intellectual! In fact, after I got my degree in the mail, I realized that the trendy hot spot for "scene kids" to go to was the internet! Well, as an educated man, I know that the internet fries your brain, so swore it off. That and cell phones, those things are so 2008!

(Landen pulls out a pager!)

Landen Dalmon: Now these...these babies are the wave of the past! Their retro! And with my new found intellegence, I knew that I needed to go back and prove my athletic prowess as well. Because not only does my body attract the beautiful babies but it also CAN do damage on people too! And guess what? My intellect paid off because I am now re-employed over other former tag and Television champs! I'll be honest, I don't know who is on the roster now or what has been happening because I don't watch television, it is for brain dead slobs who have nothing to do with their lives, but that doesn't even matter anyways!

(Landen thinks for a moment and then looks at Tiffany Tolberg.

Landen Dalmon: And another thing that tainted me was my name: Landen?

(He looks at Lizzy.)

Landen Dalmon: We are Landen and Lizzy Dalmon? God, mom and dad must have really wanted to punish us! From now on, Landen is done. It's tired! You can all refer to me as Chandler Edsel Dalmon! A name people can take seriously!

(Lizzy begins to laugh!)

Lizzy Dalmon: Are you kidding me? "Chandler?" You want to be called Chandler? That is the goofiest name...

(Chandler looks back at his sister with a cocky grin.)

Chandler Dalmon: Sis, do you really think you are in any position to be making fun of me? Firstly, you are the girl who made out with Ryne Deth to get of being in amatch, and the girl who once talked to a rocking chair! And you are making fun of me! Secondly, I don't need you!

(Lizzy looks almost shocked)

Chandler Dalmon: Sure, you were the brains back in the day, but where is your degree?

Lizzy Dalmon: You do realize...

Chandler Dalmon: Realize what? That I was serious about being a wrestler but you had to come in and tag along making it a marketing gimmick to get your name in the papers because your album didn't sell! And I went along with it, because of my feelings for you!

Lizzy Dalmon: What do you mean...?

Chandler Dalmon: That is yesterdays news, it doesn't matter! What does matter is that I dumped your boyfriend so he can go back to working at Roseo's Chicken and Waffles, and now I'm dumping you!

(Lizzy gets a very defensive look on her face.)

Lizzy Dalmon: You can't dump me! I'm going to tell Dad!

Chandler Dalmon: Go ahead and tell him! Tell him that you wasted his money on frivilous things while I wasted my money on an education! Tell him how you bought your boyfriend fancy things like cars and the such! And while your at it, why don't you show him tapes of our embarrassing time in this company! I'm sure he'll agree, that you are the soul reason our family is a joke to the public!

(He stares Lizzy in the eyes.)

Chandler Dalmon: Any questions?

(She begins to open her mouth but he puts his hand in front of hers.)

Chandler Dalmon: None? Great! You me leave now!

(A pleading look comes on her face.)

Lizzy Dalmon: Landen, come on we are BRATS! We were the original members!

Chandler Dalmon: I am not Landen and I am NOT a BRAT, I am a GENIUS! You can kindly leave now!

(Lizzy stomps off for the last time on cWo Television. Chandler waves goodbye to his sister as he looks back at Tiffany.)

Chandler Dalmon: I'm sorry Tiffany, sibling warfare! Where were we?

Tiffany Tolberg: Now that you have your job in cWo back, what are you going to do?

Chandler Dalmon: It's funny that you ask that because firstly I am going to bring some culture to this federation. I am going to point out the irony in the logical and laugh at all that is sardonic with this world! But most importantly, I am going to prove that I am not the person I was! I'm a College graduate for God's sake! And the world will see me as such! Now, if you'll excuse I need to go order some Mighty Mighty Bosstones tickets by pay phone!

(Landen walks with a new found confidence as Tiffany just looks confused!)

Wilden: Chandler? Seriously.

Hart: I like it!

Wilden: The guy’s gone from rich snob to intellectual snob. I don’t know which was better!

Hart: Where’d you get YOUR degree from, Lance?

Wilden: What?

Hart: You ripping on Chandler Dalmon is SO 2007.

Wilden: Don’t you start! Well folks, it’s time to take you back to Sunday’s Cyberslam, for a close look at….

(Before Lance can continue the lights in the arena dim, and a voice is heard over the PA.)

Voice: I AM CWO

Hart: NOOOOOOO!

Wilden: That voice is unmistakable!

(A single red spotlight shines on the entrance way illuminating a man who is hunched over on one knee with his back to the crowd, the red light gives off enough light for the fans sitting along the ramp way to make out the tattoo across the mans shoulders. The dead silence in the arena grows as the people who can see him tell the people behind them and creates a domino. Once it spreads through the arena an all too familiar chant starts up.)

CAN-TRELL

CAN-TRELL

CAN-TRELL

(The crowd explodes as red fog fills the entrance way with red lights shining through it. The big screen lights up displaying the words "Full Circle" written in red on a black background and "Full Circle" by Drowning Pool begins playing. He stands up and spins on one heel as the house lights slowly brighten. "The Product of Hate" Josh Cantrell brushes the hair from his face and begins walking towards the ring.)

Wilden: I've got chills Robbie! What a moment, this is completely unexpected and Cantrell looks to be in great shape.

Hart: He's wearing jeans and a t-shirt how the hell can you tell that?

Wilden: I meant from his injury.

(Josh walks up the steps and enters the ring. He asks Donna Dixon for a microphone and she hands him one. He walks to the center of the ring and smiles widely as the music dies down and fades out but the cheering of the fans only grows. He brings the mic up to his mouth.)

Cantrell: So'd you all miss me or what?

CAN-TRELL

CAN-TRELL

CAN-TRELL

Wilden: I think they are telling you just that Josh!

Hart: I think I'm going to vomit.

Cantrell: Well I'm definitely glad to hear it… but now I guess I need to tell you where I've been and more importantly why I'm here.

(The chants and cheering still are over powering him, he puts the mic down to his side and walks around the ring looking out at the crowd.)

Cantrell: ENOUGH! I'm happy you all are glad to see me but if ya don't shut up I'm never gonna get to talk.

Hart: Good!

(The cheers slowly die aside from the random drunks screaming out.)

Cantrell: Thanks… now like I was sayin'. The last time I was in a cWo ring I got beat by Chazz Mendel, and I never got to tell him congratulations…

(The fans boo at the mention of the World Champion and the thought of Cantrell congratulating him.)

Cantrell: I mean I wouldn't have congratulated him anyway, but that night I almost lost my right hand. Over the next two weeks I went through 3 surgeries to repair the damage that Nick Dangerous started and Chazz Mendel finished. Then I did three months of physical therapy and rehab. I was cleared to compete two months ago.

Wilden: What? If he was cleared to compete two months ago then where has he been?

Hart: He was afraid of Chazz Mendel!

Wilden: I highly doubt that.

Cantrell: I showed up ready to go, I wanted revenge on Nick Dangerous and Chazz Mendel, but Tony Awesome had other ideas and sent me on a tour of Japan. I mean I love it over there and I was familiar with it… but this… this is home. I AM CWO. Which is why I'm here. I got a lot of unfinished business left around here, and the biggest piece of unfinished business is no longer under cWo contract. I'm talking about Nick Dangerous. It was him slamming that cast down on my hand that derailed to path of destruction I was on. It's Nick's fault that Chazz Mendel is walking around in a crown calling himself a King when every damn one of you and every guy in the back knows I'm the uncrowned king and if it hadn't been for Nick crushing my hand I would have won the Path of Kings Tournament and went on to be the World Champion. What this means is, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm jumping on Ol' Ass Breath himself, Johnny Serious' bandwagon to resign Nick Dangerous no matter what the price.

Hart: He's still calling Johnny Serious Ass Breath, doesn't he realize he's a good guy now?

Wilden: I don't think he cares.

Cantrell: Serious, we've never seen eye to eye but I'm completely with you on this one. I want Nick Dangerous in the ring just as bad as you do. Hell it don't have to be in the ring, it can be in the parking lot or where ever I see him, but one way or another Nick Dangerous is gonna pay for the 5 months of my career he took away. So Johnny…

(Oasis' "F****in' in the Bushes" begins to blast form the PA system, interrupting Josh Cantrell)

Wilden: Is that…

Hart: Of course it is. We just saw him earlier. What, you forgot what the man looked like?

(Jacob Baxter walks out from behind the curtain with a mic in hand. The crowd seems a little confused by Baxter's presence as he walks down the aisle. Baxter waves and gives a smile. He stops just outside of the ring. The music fades as Baxter raises the mic to his lips)

Baxter: Allo.

(Cantrell looks both confused and angry by the interruption)

Baxter: Cantrell, is it? The boys in the back have told me about you. Glad you're all healed up and back and everything, but take it down a notch, man. I know you've been gone awhile, but things have changed a bit, man. I see you and Serious getting all agro over this bloke Dangerous? He doesn't even work here anymore.

Hart: The man makes a good point.

Wilden: Some people said the same thing about Adolf Hitler!

Hart: Baxter isn't even German.

Baxter: What people like you and Johnny Serious need to do are pay more attention to the matter of hand, yeah? More specifically, you two need to pay attention to someone like me. Let me catch you up a bit, yeah? I've been undefeated since coming to CWO. I've defeated former World Champion Heretic. Tonight all these people have a chance to see me put to shame former Tag Team Champion Alex Kayman. And like I said earlier, I think it's about time for me to move away from these "formers". You, you're not quite down and out yet. I see your desperation with your desire to get Dangerous. But, give it up, man!

(The crowd boos Baxter and his back-handed comment)

Baxter: Johnny Serious, he knows my eyes are set on him. But "The Beast of Sydenham" always has his sights on more than one prey. Nothing would boost my credibility more than a defeat over the "legendary" Josh Cantrell. Now, you and Serious can keep pussyfooting with this daft campaign to get Nick Dangerous back, but I would feel a little disrespected. And I dunno if you want to disrespect me. They don't call me The Bastard for no reason, mate.

Wilden: Does Baxter even know who he's dealing with here?

Hart: I think you mean do Cantrell and Serious know what they could be dealing with here? Baxter's making a power play!

(Cantrell shoots a wicked grin at Baxter then shakes his head.)

Cantrell: You done?... On second thought, don't answer that, your stupid accent is gettin' on my nerves already. I know what you're trying to do because about a year ago I was you. I showed up in cWo last June ready to make a name for myself. I tore through the competition. I went undefeated my first month too, then I ran into Ryne Deth, and I got humbled real fast. I learned more from that first loss than I did all the victories before it. Granted I didn't lose too many after it, but it took that first loss to teach me a very important lesson and not let my ego get too big. So Mr. Baxter, lemme ask you this, when would you like your lesson?

(The crowd roars in response with scattered yells screaming "TONIGHT!" and "RIGHT NOW!". Baxter's eyes shift around to the audience, nodding as he takes in their various suggestions)

Baxter: As much as I'd like to give you a homecoming you'd never forget and take care of this tonight…how about we take care of this two weeks from now? I'm a nice enough guy that I'll give you a week to get settled. I can't be arsed anyway with Kayman still on my hands.

(Cantrell nods in acceptance)

Baxter: Good. Glad we're all squared with that. So if you'll excuse me, I have to prepare myself for my match. G'day

(Baxter's music hits as he makes his way back up the ramp)

Wilden: Jacob Baxter just got himself into a mess.

Hart: Like that one time you tried hitting on Tiffany Tolborg backstage?

Wilden: I thought we promised we wouldn't talk about that.

Hart: You wish she would even say hi to you.

Wilden: The fact of the matter here is that Josh Cantrell is BACK and has already attracted the attention of Jacob Baxter. Talk about an explosive match-up! Folks, it’s time for our last commercial break of the night! When we come back, it’s our main event, as Jacob Baxter faces Alex Kayman!

(Commercial Break)

Wilden: Welcome back ladies and gentleman. Before the break, we had a huge return to the ring!

Hart: Landen Dalmon!

Wilden: Mr. Dalmon’s return was considerable, but I’m talking about the return of the one and only Josh Cantrell!

Hart: Bah!

Wilden: If this night couldn’t get any bigger, (p next we have our main event for the evening. Alex Kayman will be taking on Jacob "The Bastard" Baxter, or "The Beast of Sydenham" as he has referred to himself as tonight.

Hart: I thought Brits were supposed to be all proper and dainty? What's this wild beast crap?

Wilden: You should pull aside Baxter before this match and share ask him. I'm sure he'll give you a good answer.

("Lovercall" by Danko Jones cues on the PA and fireworks explode out of the ramp. Alex Kayman explodes out onto the stage.)

Donna Dixon: This match is the MAIN EVENT and it is scheduled for one fall! First making his way down the aisle from Santa Barbara, California weiging in at 222 pounds…ALEX KAYMAN!

Wilden: Listen to that reaction from the fans! They always get fired up for Alex Kayman! Even coming off a loss from Cyberslam, he's in good spirits and looks to be ready to take on Jacob Baxter tonight.

Hart: If by fans you mean just all the young children and middle-aged women, sure.

(He walks down the ramp, high fiving fans and posing for a picture here or there until he reaches the ring, where he rolls in, then makes his way to the turnbuckle and poses for the fans. He then hops down)

Wilden: Kayman is looking to rebuild his momentum tonight. Think he can do it?

Hart: He'll have his hands full tonight, Lance. That's for sure.

(The lights in the arena dim. White lights begin to flash in throughout the arena as the intro to Oasis' "F***in' in the Bushes" plays. As the song kicks in Jacob Baxter emerges from behind the curtain. He walks down the entrance way exchanging disgusted glances with both sides of the crowd except to a small portion near the front comprised of fans in soccer jerseys holding up a Union Jack)

Donna Dixon: And his opponent, from Sydenham, London, England, weight in at 235 pounds…JACOB "THE BASTARD" BAXTER!

Wilden: I guess not everyone here has distaste for Baxter

Hart: Who knew British people visited Ohio! There are some Americans that wouldn't dare step into this state

(As Baxter makes it to the end of the aisle way, Kayman launches himself through the ropes with a baseball slide dropkick knocking Baxter back)

Wilden: Alex Kayman is not wasting anytime! I don't think anyone saw that coming!

Hart: Yeah, but if he wants this thing to even start, he needs to bring Baxter back into the ring.

Wilden: Baxter looks a little shaken up as he gets up. He takes a swing but Kayman ducks under! Kayman pushes Baxter into the steel steps!

Hart: Kayman is not getting anything significant done until that bell actually rings.

Wilden: With someone as aggressive as Baxter, it's Kayman's speed and agility that'll give him the upper-hand here. Kayman now rolls Baxter into the ring and this match is officially on.

DING DING DING!

Wilden: Kayman's got Baxter in the middle of the ring. Baxter seems to have had the air knocked out of him. Kayman off the ropes and lands a senton splash! That'll surely keep the air out of Baxter.

Hart: Sure, kick the man while he's down. That's admirable.

Wilden: Kayman is bringing Baxter up now whips him into the corner. Kayman runs at him but Baxter rolls out of the way! Kayman stops short before hitting the corner. Baxter hits Kayman with a forearm to the face! He follows it up with a European uppercut! Baxter whips Kayman to the opposite corner and runs at him with full force! Kayman hops up and over Baxter! Kayman dropkicks Baxter in the back into the corner! Kayman catches Baxter and connects with a German Suplex! He bridges into a pin!

ONE!

TW…

Wilden: Still too soon. But Baxter should not try to compete with Kayman's running game. That is not his expertise.

Hart: You can't blame a guy for trying. He was ambushed out the gate for christ's sake.

Wilden: Both men are up on their feet now. Kayman runs at Baxter with a spinning heel kick! Baxter ducks and explodes on Kayman with a lariat!

Hart: Exploded on Kayman. Hee.

Wilden: Grow up.

Hart: Maybe you need to loosen up.

Wilden: Baxter brings Kayman up. He's got him up for a suplex, but Kayman somehow slips out! Kayman's got Baxter set up for a reverse DDT, but Baxter rolls out of it! Baxter grabs Kayman's legs taking him off his feet! Baxter with a boot right into Kayman's mid-section! Baxter grabs Kayman's legs and slingshots him into the corner. Baxter is on the war path now. He has Alex Kayman in the corner. Baxter drives a knee into Kayman's mid-section. Baxter with forearms! Hard knife-edged chops! Baxter delivers a back elbow into the side of Kayman's head! Baxter snapmare's Kayman and follows up with a hard kick into Kayman's back!

Hart: They heard that all the way up into the cheap seats, Lance!

Wilden: Baxter now trying to keep Kayman grounded. He's got that knee in Kayman's back while pulling back on his arms! The referee is asking Kayman if he wants to continue. Kayman is still in this and going strong. Baxter releases the hold and pulls Kayman up in a headlock. Baxter now driving knees into Kayman's head. Baxter with no regard for Kayman's life just tosses Kayman outside of the ring!

Hart: Why should he care about Kayman's body? They're opponents, not best friends.

(The crowd at ringside is rabid for the match with fans pressed up against the barriers checking on Alex Kayman)

Wilden: Baxter now out of the ring going after Kayman. Baxter kicks Kayman right up against the barrier!

ONE..

TWO…

THREE…

Wilden: Baxter now out for revenge for Kayman's early attack on him. He picks up Kayman and drives him down again with a British Leg Sweep!

FOUR…

Wilden: Baxter is taunting the crowd now, just making them even more livid. Meanwhile, Kayman is fighting to get back up. Baxter goes for another shot on Kayman but Kayman blocks! Kayman dropkicks Baxter out of nowhere! Baxter goes reeling into the security barrier!

FIVE…

SIX…

Wilden: Kayman runs and hits a crescent heel kick sending Baxter over into the crowd, more specifically, a row of empty chairs! Kayman now climbs over the barrier to the other side, he picks up Baxter and gives him a front suplex right onto the concrete floor!

SEVEN…

EIGHT…

Wilden: Kayman climbing to the top turnbuckle now. He jumps off with a moonsault, but Baxter moves out as Kayman lands in a pile of chairs!

ONE…

TWO…

Hart: He's not gonna feel very chipper in the morning. Neither of them will, really.

Wilden: The British contingency that's here to support Baxter taunts Kayman as they cheer on Baxter to get up.

British Fans: *clap-clap clap-clap-clap clap-clap-clap-clap* BAX-TER!

THREE…

FOUR…

Wilden: The referee is trying to make sure the fans do not get involved.

Hart: It looks like he's just riling them up more.

Wilden: Baxter makes it over the barrier, barely dragging Kayman with him. He rolls Kayman back into the ring and pins him.

ONE…

TWO…

TH…

Wilden: KAYMAN IS NOT DOWN AND OUT! Baxter is hitting the mat out of frustration. He drives his boot into Kayman's back, stomping him out. Kayman still fights to get up. He drives an elbow into Baxter's mid-section. Kayman hits a DDT! Looks like he's bought himself some extra time.

Hart: At this point, I think it could go either way, Lance. We certainly didn't expect these two to turn it up this much.

Wilden: Kayman goes back to the top rope again. Baxter is still recuperating. Kayman connections with a 450 splash! He pins Baxter!

ONE…

TWO…

THRE…

Wilden: BAXTER KICKS OUT! Kayman is now picking up Baxter. He's setting him up for what looks to be the Miseria Cantate! The British fans are getting louder and louder and more unruly! Oh my god! One of the fans have jumped the barrier!

Hart: Those hooligans! This is wrestling! Not soccer!

Wilden: The referee and security take down the man at ringside!

British Fans: OLE! OLE! OLE! OLEEEEE!!

Wilden: Kayman's got Baxter up for the Miseria Cantate! But Baxter gets out of it! Baxter launches into Kayman with a hard kick to the groin!! The referee doesn't see it! Baxter locks up Kayman's arms! BASTARDIZER!!! Baxter pins! Here comes the ref!

ONE…

TWO…

THREE!!!

DING DING DING!!!

Donna Dixon: The winner of the match by pinfall…JACOB "THE BASTARD" BAXTER!!! Wilden: THAT BASTARD! If it wasn't for those fans, Kayman would have had the win in the bag!

Hart: Why are you surprised? They don't call him The Bastard for nothing.

(The referee checks on Alex Kayman as he lays there holding his groin in pain. Kayman refuses help and sits up on his own. He looks over as he sees Baxter in the crowd with the British contingency of fans as they wrap the Union Jack around him as Oasis' "F***in' in the Bushes" blares through the PA System)

Wilden: Jacob Baxter's streak continues thanks to his bastardly ways! We're out of time folks, for Robbie Hart, I'm Lance Wilden! We'll see you next week!