Championship Wrestling Organization

cWo presents Driven 34!

Live from the Sprint Center in Kansas City, Missouri!
Thursday, September 4, 2008

A Serious ultimatum

[We see Johnny Serious entering the arena with his bag in tow. As he turns down the hallway he�s struck in the head with a beer bottle and thrown into a pile of folded steel chairs and pipes. The attacker grabs one of the folded chair and cracks it over the fallen Serious, denting the chair from the blow! The camera turns to the assailant, and standing there with a dented steel chair in his hand is Jacob �The Bastard� Baxter with a smug smile as he stands over the fallen Serious. Referees and personnel run over and check on Serious and call EMT�s to the scene]

Intro

The cWo logo flashes and spins past the screen, as it spins out of control and hits the camera, we see a crack in the camera as clips of cWo wrestlers spew out of the crack in the screen doing what they do best. Sevendust's "Driven" begins to play as we see clips of the following weeks programs. First a clip of JJ Carter and Brother Shabazz raising their arms in victory at SITS! This is followed by a shot of the debut match of Barret Hawk, then Mike Logan confronting him and finally Mike Logan hitting Hawk over the head with a sock full of nickels! A quick flash of Captain Magnificent saving a cat from a tree proceeds Sean Pason smashing through monumental structure door. This is quickly followed by several shots of Raymond Jacobson hitting the RJA throughout his time in the fed, then finally, him hitting it in the monumental structure! Raymond Jacobson appears before a blank screen as text appears.

I AM DRIVEN

The picture switches and Sean Pason appears in front of the blank screen

I AM cWo

Meghan Conklin's first matches in cWo are shown, followed by her getting a clean pinfall on Jezebel! Next Jezebel shoving the spike in the head of Yuni Yamagata. Then Mad Maddie double crossing spearing Brother Shabazz, followed Maddie betraying Estrogen Uprisng by spearing Jen Diamond! Then Evette walks down the rampway. Followed by Phantasy hitting a Phantastic Voyage on Evette. This is followed by Chastity McGavin's entrance with Mary-Joe following her then shots of her various squash matches this is cut with footage of Jen Diamond's history with company and her squash matches over the last few weeks. Their compilation ends with Chastity and Diamond fighting with Mary-Joe in the middle at SITS! Jen and Chastity appear before the blank screen with Mary-Joe grinning between them.

I AM DRIVEN

The figures in front of the blank screen switches to Meghan Conklin and Phantasy

I AM cWo

Clips of Devon Dice's first matches in the company are shown followed by his world title win and ending with him walking to the ring with an ivory tooth pick in his mouth after his gentlemen's make over. Then clips of Chandler Dalmon's very first appearance is shown with him offering an opponent a briefcase of money, followed by his battle royal win and then him performing a spear on Raymond Jacobson. Clips of Thaddeus Walker's storied history is shown with his win in the first ever triple threat match, his battles with Devon Dice, him fighting Stephanie Bliss in a wooden cage, him holding a bottle honor and finally him standing united with Devon Dice and Chandler Edsel Dalmon in the middle of the ring as the World Gentlemen League. Next is Xyce Pac busting through a block of ice. Finally Chandler Edsel Dalmon with getting a pin over Raymond Jacobson in the middle of the monumental structure. And then the four members of WGL standing in the middle of the ring. Thaddeus Walker and Xyce Pac appears before the blank screen.

I AM DRIVEN

The screen switches to Dice and Dalmon standing next to eachother.

I AM cWo

This is followed by several clips of Chris Michaels storied career! His title reigns and battles with Roman are shown. Even moments from his presidency campaign are shown. Then Michaels declaring to Pilchard and Fiasco that he will come back to cWo on his own terms and then his run in on the Driven before SITS! After that shots of Pilchard ridding the fed of Andrew Fiasco! Then a clip of Mr. Rich attacking Cantrell and Serious with Nick Dangerous's students! Andrew Phillips is shown holding the TV title,then the U.S title and then finally the World title. After that him getting pinned by Heretic and the look of shock on his face that he actually lost. Then a clip of Nick Dangerous cWo tag title win, then his World title win, then his attack on Johnny Serious at Cyberslam. After that, his entrance at SITS is shown! Nick Dangerous appears in front of the blank screen.

I AM DRIVEN

The image changes to Chris Michaels holding a pen in his hand!

I AM cWo

Next Chazz Mendel entering the ring being accompanied by Reg is shown, followed by him being accompanied to the ring by The Cop and The GOK. Footage of the matches between himself and Nick Dangerous and Johnny Serious is shown, as well as his cage match against Jack Union and finally him making Andrew Phillips tap at Cyberslam. This is followed up Johnny Serious beating Thaddeus Walker for the U.S title, defending it against Mr. Rich and then several shots of his epic match with Nick Dangerous! This switches to Jacob Baxter's first match in cWo, his pinfall victory over Cantrell, him winning the U.S title and re-christening it the FCUK title! This is followed by Cantrell pinning him in the cage match! Cantrell's history in cWo is shown! From his first appearance to his historic battle with Nick Dangerous, then his several wins in the Path of Kings Tournament and then finally him holding the U.S title in the air. Cantrell appears before the blank screen.

I AM DRIVEN

His image changes to that of Chazz Mendel.

I AM cWo

Heretic enters the ring with Jen Diamond and Notorious Jon, this then cuts to Heretic crippling Notorious Jon and then him holding down Jen Diamond in the middle of the ring! Then shots of him beating down Muru in an I Quit match at Glory! After that clips of him walking with Andrew Phillips children and then him confronting Phillips on the stage. Then Heretic pinning Phillips in the middle of the ring at SITS, then him holding the title! Heretic appears before the blank screen with the title over his shoulder!

I AM DRIVEN

The scene then switches to Heretic running into a figure in the parking lot after SITS. He looks at Christian Roman. Heretic appears in front of the blank screen again with the title!

I AM cWo

[Yellow and white fireworks explode in the New Orleans Arena as the fans eagerly anticipate the 33rd installment of cWo Driven. Cameras scan from past the front row crowd, to surveying to fans further up observing signs like "Johnny Serious" , "Rob Schneider is: Mike Logan, Canadian Gigollo" and "Josh Cantrell was robbed" as we are brought to the announce desk with Lance Wilden and a returning Robbie Hart.]

Wilden: Hot off the heels of one of the more controversial nights of cWo history we're live in Kansas City tonight, where hopefully the cWo wrestlers can give us what cWo fans deserve and that's a good wrestling show. This is Lance Wilden as always, and I'm happy to say I'm back with my longtime broadcast partner Robbie Hart.

Hart: Last week was controversial because of you Lance! Your phone call almost put a damper on the greatest night of my life!

Wilden: Well I apologize for that, and I apologize to the fans for my breakdown last week, wasn't one of my better moments and I realize I was out of line. But if all goes well we should have a fine show for you tonight!

Lana Lexington vs. Jezebel

DING DING DING

[A strobe light flashes from the entrance way as the intro to Justice's "Genesis" hits. As the song kicks in, Lana Lexington bursts out from the entrance way jumping up and down, looking excited and ready for her match. She is welcomed by cheers from the fans and acknowledges them with a wave and smile as she makes her way to the ring]

Dixon: The following match is part of the cWo Women’s Championship Competition and is a Falls Count Anywhere Match! The winner will receive three points towards their ranking! First, making her way down the aisle from Boston, Massachusetts…LANA LEXINGTON!

Wilden: This Lana Lexington has been the dark horse in this competition. She seemingly came out of nowhere, but has been able to hang in there with the best and even impressed many. She definitely has to work hard to keep her detractors quiet!

Hart: I’m sure Jezebel would love to knock that silver spoon in Lana’s mouth down her throat. But for someone related to Tony “Totally” Awesome…I respect her work ethic.

Wilden: Since you would’ve never had your date with Mary-Joe if it wasn’t for Awesome, isn’t that right?

Hart: Mary-Joe Wolf and I went out on a date because she asked me! AND NOW WE ARE IN LOVE! Did I just say that out loud?

Wilden: You pretty much yelled it.

[Lana climbs on to the apron and faces the crowd with her back to the ropes. She outstretches her arms and does a backflip into the ring and lands in a pose with her feet crossed and her arms outstretched. The fans cheer as she flashes another smile as the music fades. The lights go out and turn a crimson shade of red as we begin to hear "Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythms Of The War Drums" by A Perfect Circle play over the P.A. system. As soon as the words begin to play over the P.A. system, we see Jezebel come out from behind the curtain, decked out in a black Misfits T-Shirt with the white spooky face & blood spatter on it, black fishnet pantyhose on her arms, fingernails painted black, with baggy black pants with chains on them as she seems to be carrying a railroad spike covered with dried blood in her hands with a twisted, depraved look on her face.]

Dixon: And her opponent, from Sorel, Quebec, Canada…JEZEBEL!

Wilden: She’s not a sight for sore eyes, unless you want them to start bleeding.

Hart: She’s got an unconventional beauty to her. They can’t all be Mary-Joe Wolf.

Wilden: Will you ever shut up about that?

Hart: Not a chance.

[Jezebel makes her way to the ring not even making eye contact with the fans and a very evil smile on her face. She slides in the ring on her stomach under the bottom rope before she climbs to the nearest turnbuckle and holds her bloody railroad spike in the air just gazing at it hypnotically as she spits in the direction of the fans and curses them in French. She then lays her railroad spike on the apron and sits down in the turnbuckle with a very unstable look in her eyes. Lana looks on from across the ring, somewhat concerned.]

DING DING DING

Wilden: There’s the bell as Jezebel charges Lana Lexington! She gets a double leg take down and is attacking with a flurry of palm strikes on Lana! Lana manages to get her arms up to block and pushes Jezebel off! Lexington and Jezebel charge at each other. Lana ducks a Jezebel elbow and retaliates with a Chick Kick! Jezebel knocked back into the corner with another Chick Kick! Lexington charges and connects with a monkey flip on Jezebel! This crowd now getting strongly behind Lana Lexington! She circles Jezebel as Jezebel gets back to her feet. Lana charges with a right hand that hits the mark! She throws another punch that connects! Jezebel blocks another right hand attempt from Lana and counters with a kick to the midsection! She grabs Lana’s head and drives it into her knee in a facebuster like fashion!

Hart: That’s sure to ruin her pretty!

Wilden: Lana now down on the ground. Jezebel putting the boots to her. Jezebel cinches on a headlock and begins driving knees into her head! Lana gets a foot on the ropes as Hector Garcia forces her to break the hold. Jezebel doesn’t seem pleased by this at all. I don’t think you want to get her angrier than she already is.

Hart: Yeah, most girls are sexy when they get feisty. Jezebel is just plain scary!

Wilden: Jezebel wraps a handful of Lana’s hair around her fist as she yanks her to her feet! Come on, Garcia! She throws Lana out of the ring by her hair! I’m amazed she didn’t pull a clump of Lana’s hair out with that throw! Jezebel walks towards the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. Looks like she might attempt something high-risk. She goes for a splash but Lana Lexington gets her knees up! Lana rolls Jezebel into a small package!

ONE

TWO

THR-

Wilden: Kickout! That would have been an upset right there!

Hart: Lana Lexington clearly wants to get this over with and get out of Dodge. Can you blame her? Jezebel is a beast!

Wilden: Both women making their way back up! Jezebel is first as she strikes Lana with an elbow! Another elbow is blocked and traded by Lana with a forearm! Lana whips Jezebel into the security railing! Beautiful back handspring elbow by Lana Lexington! Lana jumps onto Jezebel’s shoulders and follows with a hurricanrana! Lexington with the cover…

ONE

TWO

TH-

Wilden: Still not good enough to put down Jezebel! Lana climbing to the apron now. She runs and jumps off with a senton splash, but Jezebel moves! Jezebel covers!

ONE

TWO

THR-

Wilden: Lana Lexington is still in this! Jezebel bringing Lexington to her feet again and drives her knees into Lana’s midsection. Lana is fighting hard, but struggling out there.

Hart: Well this is her first one-on-one match! Maybe she should’ve had a practice run with DUI first.

Wilden: Jezebel whips Lana into the steel steps! She runs and connects with a high knee and follows with a spinebuster! Jezebel picks up Lana and rolls her back into the ring. She climbs to the apron and springboard’s herself off the ropes landing on Lana’s back with a double-foot stomp! Jezebel hooks Lana’s arms and brings her to her feet. She drives more knees into her head! She is relentless! Jezebel tries for a butterfly suplex but Lana blocks the attempt! She unhooks her arms and grabs Jezebel’s legs, taking her off her feet! Lana hooks Jezebel’s legs and fires her into the corner with a slingshot! Chick kick to Jezebel’s back! Lana turns Jezebel’s around and takes her arm! Lana Lexington connects with the Leg Maneuver Assault Overdrive! Or LMAO for short!

Hart: That’s just a ludicrous name!

Wilden: Lana does not go for the pin though! What is she doing? She goes back to the corner and goes for a split-legged moonsault! Jezebel avoids it by rolling aside! Both women down now in this bout. It’s any woman’s ball game! Jezebel makes it up to her feet first! She charges and connects with a yakuza kick on Lana Lexington knocking her back first into the corner! Jezebel hoists up Lana into her arms and drops down in the middle of the ring, laying Lana Lexington out! I believe she calls that the “Au Revoir”! Jezebel covers and hooks the leg!

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

Dixon: Your winner of the match…JEZEBEL!

Wilden: Jezebel with a devastating maneuver capitalizing on a rookie mistake on Lana Lexington’s part!

Hart: She definitely should’ve covered her after that flippity-floppity leg droppy thing she does.

Wilden: The LMAO?

[As Wilden and Hart talk amongst each other, Jezebel makes her exit from the arena, while a recovering and disappointed Lana Lexington picks herself up and and sits on her knees, hands on her hips, frustrated slightly by the defeat.]

Hart: Yeah, you’re the expert on names. That’s it.

Wilden: Lana definitely should’ve taken advantage of that. But it’s too late now as Jezebel has a total of six points to her name so far in this competition for the cWo Women’s Championship!

Meghan Conklin vs. Jen Diamond

DING DING DING

Dixon: the following contest is set for one fall, introducing first, hailing from Boca Raton, Florida. Jen Diiiiiiiamooooond!

["Physical" by NIN plays as Jen Diamond makes her way onto the entrance ramp. Walls of pyros shoot up from either side as the ramp as confidently strides to the ring.]

Wilden: Well folks, earlier today Jen Diamond and Mary Joe World shares an uneasy moment…

[The screen splits as Jen Diamond continues to head to the ring. On the right side, footage with the text “Earlier tonight” begins to play, and we see Jen Diamond taping up her wrists in the locker room as Mary-Joe approaches. Jen turns around and gives Mary-Joe a stern look.]

Mary-Joe: Hello Jen!

Diamond: Hello yourself.

Mary-Joe: Listen, you have every right to be pissed but...

Diamond: But what? Your sorry that my "teammate" screwed me. Remember we are a team!

Mary-Joe: Yes, yes, I know. But you are also fighting for points.

Diamond: We had an agreement! We would dominate these contests and then me and her would fight it out.

Mary-Joe: And that will still happen, I just need to bring her back down to earth. I promise that from now on Chastity McGavin will be a loyal team mate. But you must be able to do the same. She scratches your back, you scratch hers.

Diamond: That is only if she has my back tonght.

Mary-Joe: She will, she will. The Womens title will be in the Estrogen Uprising by this time next month.

[Diamond takes a closer look at Mary-Joe's face.]

Diamond: Wait... you are wearing more make up than usual. And your hair is frizzier!

[Mary-Joe looks at her and then looks in the mirror.]

Mary-Joe: I haven't the foggiest what you are talking about dear.

Diamond: No, you just seem like you are dressing up more lately.

Mary-Joe: Well, there is obviously no reason for that.

[Jen gives her an even more shocked look.]

Diamond: You had sex last night didn't you?

[Mary-Joe looks guilty and begins to walk away.]

Mary-Joe: I need to go find Chastity! Bye!

[Mary-Joe flies out of the room as Jen Diamond laughs a little bit at her foolish lawyer. The screen goes to a full shot of Diamond approaching the ring, she looks on to an exitting Lana Lexington, who's leaving up the stage area as she pretends to weep for her, mocking her for losing.]

Wilden: Jen is not exactly the most popular female in cWo, and I wonder why..

Hart: What do these fans know? They wouldn’t know talent if it bit them on the a-

Wilden: Robbie! We have families watching this at home...

Dixon: And her opponent, hailing from Defiance, Ohio. Meghaaaaaaan Cooooooonkliiiiin!

[The lights dim and flicker continually in a strobe light pattern of pink & purple as "Poem" by Taproot begins to play over the P.A. system as fog begins to cover the entrance. We then see Meghan Conklin jump out from the smoke, full of energy getting the crowd pumped up for her. She is wearing a black hooded fleece jacket with a black top with a pink star in purple trim with an "M" on the front and black wrestling shorts that come down to her thighs with the pink & purple star on the sides of the shorts. She also has matching knee pads, Japanese style wrist sleeves and Japanese kick pads with black Asiacs wrestling shoes. She starts her walk to the ring tagging hands with the fans briefly before running to the ring and sliding under the bottom rope. She then picks herself off the canvas and climbs the nearest turnbuckle and points at the crowd while motioning for them to make some noise for her. She then does a backflip off the top rope, landing on her feet with pink pyro shooting from the turnbuckles. She then tosses off her jacket and begins to wait on her opponent with a confident smile on her face.]

Wilden: These fans certainly taking to Meghan Conklin well in recent weeks, haven’t they?

Hart: She’s alright but this match needs more Mary-Joe in it!

Wilden: Good grief, will you shut up about that already?

DING DING DING

Wilden: There’s the bell and we’re underway! Both women circle each other before Jen charges Conklin but gets caught with an armdrag takedown followed by another one for good measure! Conklin now whipped into the ropes and attempts her back handspring into an elbow smash, but Diamond catches her with a sickening German Suplex!

Hart: Can we say OUCH?

Wilden: Diamond now with that Triangle Choke cinched in and Conklin fighting it, trying to rally these great fans behind her. Conklin breaks free and goes for an Asai Moonsault but Diamond counters in mid-air with a vicious powerslam! This is getting very ugly very quickly!

Hart: If I was Conklin, I’d just quit now, but this girl’s got more guts than brains.

Wilden: Jen Diamond now going up top for the Moonsault, but she misses it! No water in the pool on that one and Conklin’s ready to capitalize! She charges at Diamond and hits a Meg-Factor!

Hart: Come on, Jen, fight back!

Wilden: And Conklin’s a ball of fire right now! Firing elbow strike after elbow strike at Diamond and now she hits a running neckbreaker and she’s going up top!

[Suddenly, Mary Joe Wolf and Chastity McGavin hurry to the ring]

Hart: YES! My dream woman’s coming out!

Wilden: What in the hell is she doing here? Turn around, ref, turn around! Now Chastity’s in the ring and LEVELS Conklin with the V-20 and pulls Diamond on top of her and here’s the pin...

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

Dixon: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the match, Jen Diiiiiiiiamoooond!

Hart: YES! Thank you, Mary-Joe! I wanna have your babies!

Wilden: Damn it! Damn it! I can’t believe Jen stole one here... but she’s not happy about it! It looks like Estrogen Uprising is starting to fall apart at the seams.

Hart: No ladies, don’t do this! You’re too good of friends!

Wilden: They’re still arguing and now Wolf and McGavin walk away! We’re going to have to get to the bottom of this, fans!

On the lookout

[Scene opens as Sean Pason is seen walking into the Sprint Center. Pason continues walking towards the locker room looking around as it seems he is anticipating something]

Pason: DURAN!

[Sean Pason yells as the camera gets in view to see Jason Duran talking to one of the crew member backstage]

Pason: Duran, what in the hell are you doing. You see a cWo superstar who last week outsmarted a butch of “Elite Gentlemen” and all you can do is give me a nod. Bring your Braxton ass class over here my brother I have some things to say.

[Jason Duran hesitantly walks over to Sean Pason.]

Duran: Well Sean you have some words to say….

[Sean Pason looks at Jason Duran with and odd expression on his face.]

Pason: Well Sean, Well Sean! What kind interviewer are you? Spruce things up man. Hype up the situation! I know that you have your JC Penny’s top of the line Princeton class suit on with the expression that you haven’t been laid in the past thirty months, but come on man. Loosen up give the people an interview that they want. Do you feel me?

Duran: Okay Ladies and Gentlemen I’m here with CWO superstar Sean Pason. My main man after the attack that WGL tried to give you last week it’s seems that you are ready for a battle yo!

Pason: Well Duran the only thing that I’m ready for is to give you this book and for you to get out of the way.

[Sean Pason throws Duran an urban dictionary and pushes him to the side.]

Pason: Now Thaddeus once again you seem to outsmart me, you once again weaseled your way out of a fight. But last week I proved that I’m just as smart as or even smarter than you. You can keep on making all the excuses and plans you want, but I will get my hands on you. And tonight I don’t know what you have in store, but it’s alright because I’m ready for you. So whatever plan you and Dice set up tonight, I want you to believe that I’m just too stubborn and have too much pride to walk away. That I’m just to naïve, so whatever you have planned, I’m up for the challenge. I didn’t come here for drinks and a conversation. I came here to do what I do best, so let’s see if I’m able to do that tonight.

[Sean Pason walks off as Jason Duran looks puzzled as he continues to look through the dictionary.]

Learning The Hard Way

[We go backstage where Tiffany Tolberg is standing in the locker room next to Lana Lexington. She is seated on a bench, holding an ice pack to her head with another ice pack strapped to her back. Lana hangs her head down]

Tiffany Tolberg: Excuse me, Lana? Can we get a word?

Lana Lexington: Do I have much of a choice since you’re here already?

Tolberg: Well… We saw you put up a hard fight out there against Jezebel. It was a big feat hanging in there with someone the likes of her. How has this affected you?

[She looks up, distressed, and disappointed]

Lexington: “You can’t win ‘em all” is so cliché…but it rings so true too. I’ll admit I made a mistake out there. I should’ve gone for a pin sooner. I know I choked. But I can’t beat myself up about it. I never said I was perfect. This isn’t my first environment, but it’s something I’ve stepped into to learn and if I have to learn the hard way, so be it! I will learn from this and come out smarter and stronger. That’s the best part of this competition. One loss will not drop you out, it will only keep you down. But there’s still time before Eye of the Storm. But life has always been a battle of training, learning, and proving people wrong. No one ever believed me when I said I wanted to do something. I had to force my way in to make progress. They never felt any sympathy because I was more physically attractive, because I came from a good family. Just because I didn’t have serious mental issues, didn’t mean life was too beautiful either! So, I’m use to this. I can take this and you can expect that I’ll only fight back harder!

Tolberg: Thank you, Lana. Let’s take it back to ringside.

Wilden: Thank you, Tiffany. Well it looks like this young lady, Lana Lexington, is taking her loss in stride..

Hart: Hah! I’d be madder!

Wilden: Well folks, if you look to the entrance ramp, you’ll see we have some sort of a bar set up. This is because this week, Devon Dice will be revealing a new talk show he calls “The Speakeasy”

Hart: A Devon Dice talkshow? This is gonna be great!

Wilden: Or it could be a disaster!

Hart: What? How?

Wilden: His guest this evening is Sean Pason, that’s how!

Hart: He just wants to have a drink with Pason, shoot the breeze, that’s all!

Wilden: Well, I guess we should get to it…

Hart: Try not to sound so enthusiastic, Lance!

The Speakeasy

[The show cuts to a black and white screen. There is a bar and Devon Dice is standing behind it and Sean Pason is already seated on the bar stool. Text across the screen reads "The Speakeasy"]

Dice: Hi there! Welcome to the..uh Speakeasy. I'm your host Devon Dice and my guest this evening Sean Pason, here try this.

[Dice pours two drinks and cheers with Pason.]

Pason: Okay, Thanks...I guess.

[Dice downs his and Pason examines the drink and then takes a small sip.]

Pason: Not bad, it’s decent.

Dice: Yeah, remember that time when ..uh.. we were teammates?

Pason: That was back then, but now we don't see eye to eye anymore.

Dice: Yeah...and remember when you kicked Nick Dangerous in the head laying him out cold?

[Pason begins to look around, apparently worried about a possible attack.]

Pason: What about it?

Dice: That was awesome.

Wilden: What in the hell is Devon Dice getting at? What is the point of this?

Hart: Pipe down!

[Dice tops off Pason's still full glass, spilling some on the counter, and fills his and takes a sip.]

Dice: So yeah...what's it like to be a former MMA fighter? Those guys are bad ass.

[Pason continues to be on full alert, awaiting any attack.]

Pason: I'm getting a bit tired of this. I know what you’re doing and if you want to know what it feels like to be punched by bare knuckles I’ll show you.

Dice: Even though it would be awesome, I just don't think my head can handle one of those gorilla paws.

[Pason looks very agitated.]

Pason: So you're calling me a gorilla?

[Dice shrugs his shoulders and sips his drinks. Pason slams his fists onto the table startling Dice and knocking over his glass.]

Pason: I'm a gorilla!? You don't want to start with me, I already have plans of beating the hell out of your leader, but I can wear your ass out too!

Dice: I think you....I think you better calm down. ...Remember that time I....Well you wouldn't remember Sean. But fans you remember when I had that cool monkey following me everywhere I went.

[A small Rocky chant begins.]

Dice: Oh Yeah, you remember...I wish he was here. He was awesome. He kind of reminds me of you, Sean.

[Pason agitated still continues to look around waiting for an ambush]

Pason: Do you think I’m moron I know what you’re doing with this set up, so you can tell them I’m ready for a fight.

Dice: Set up I don’t know what you’re talking about. You remember…

Pason: I'M OUT OF HERE! I'M NOT GONNA WASTE MY TIME WITH THESE OUTRAGEOUS REMARKS! YOU AND YOU'RE LITTLE CLIQUE BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD IF YOU F WITH ME!

[Pason storms off and flips the bar stool. Dice sips his drink and shrugs his shoulders.]

Dice: What'd I say?

[Camera cuts to Lance and Robbie.]

Wilden: Well, I’d call that a disaster, Robbie.

Hart: A disaster? That was awesome! Pason needs to lighten up!

Wilden; Dice insulted him to his face, Robbie!

Hart: Pason’s too sensitive!

Classy

[Mr. Rich and Evette are in a dressing room as Evette is getting ready for her match-up. She is wearing her tradition shorts with the dollar sign in the back and her White Tank top that reads "Glamorous." She is carefully and methodically brushing her hair as Mr. Rich, dressed in a suit, sits in a black leather chair.]

Mr. Rich: I think you need to be a little careful tonight. Several of these broads are well, broads!

[Mr. Rich turns to his right, where the camera zooms, and we see all four of Mr. Rich's students sitting on a black sofa, tightly squeezed together, wearing shirts numbered 1-4.]

Mr. Rich: Broads....you know, low class women!

Students: Oooohhhhh

[Mr. Rich turns to Evette who is still brushing her hair.]

Evette: Rich babe....Chastity and her little Mary should be thanking me. I mean I am a role model for them. You saw me last week, how I alone, beat Meghan Conklin and Phantasy in a tag match. I am expecting them to go out there tonight, and out of gratitude for me, I expect Chasity to lay down and give me the victory. Quite frankly, I don't feel like getting on that dirty mat and rolling around in that filth.

[Mr. Rich. rolling his eyes, looks over to the four students on the couch.]

Mr. Rich: Ok boys! I want you guys to go home tonight. All I have scheduled for tonight is to watch that DREW PHILLIPS match with Christiano. I have a special interest in that match. And since you will not be needed, I want you all to get some good rest, because I have a suprise for all four of you next week!

[The camera goes to Mr. Rich's face as the four students walk out and leave and fades to Wilden and Hart]

Hart: Wow....I wonder what Mr. Rich is going to get those kids.

Wilden: I find it quite odd, that Mr. Rich will be watching Andrew Phillips match. If I was Phillips, I would be very cautious!

Hart: How hot is Evette looking tonight.

Wilden: She's married!

Hart: When do being married mean anything in the life of a Glamorous women.

Wilden: Point taken. Well folks, it’s time for another one of the women’s title competitions. This one should be quite interesting…

Hart: I just want to know how Mad Maddie will fight, with one hand tied to the strap and the other hand to a bottle of whiskey?

Wilden: We’ve never seen her come to the ring holding a bottle, and…

[“Right of Way” by Ferry Corsten plays over the arena, and Mad Maddie walks out from backstage… lit cigarette in her left hand.]

Hart: Speaking of the devil’s wife…

Wilden: Well, here’s Maddie, in a minute she’s going to face Phantasy in a four corners strap matchup.

Mad Maddie vs. Phantasy

DING DING DING

Dixon: The following contest is a four corners strap match, where the winner will score three points towards their position in the eight woman gauntlet at Eye of the Storm. Entering first, she hails from Waterbury, Connecticut. Mad Maddieeeeeee!

[Maddie gets into the ring, and takes the microphone from Donna Dixon.]

Maddie: Well well well, another week another show. I just wanted to take a minute out of the day to highlight something. It comes from some woman named Mabel, lives in Kansas somewhere. And hang on…

[Maddie reaches into her pocket, pulls out a letter and a pair of reading glasses without lenses, then unfolds the letter.]

Maddie: Alright… Dear Tony…

Wilden: Tony?

Maddie: I am deeply offended by this low class trash you have in your company, one Madeline Brown. A couple weeks ago, my 11 year old grandson was over my house as I was babysitting. He asked if he could watch television, and I allowed him to. Then he turned on your program Driven. What horror came to my eyes, Miss Brown using profane language, smoking cigarettes and putting them out on a man’s arm, committing a sneak attack on two men in a room. I tuned in a week later, to find out more about this character. Then I find her continuing to be profane, smoking, proud of being a rebel and an alcoholic, wanting to fight people for no good reason.

[Maddie starts to laugh as she keeps reading.]

Maddie: Mr. Awesome, whatever your family name actually is, I strongly urge you to help guide Miss Brown in a new direction in life. I am a strong woman of the Christian faith, and I am disgusted how the young ladies of today throw their own lives away with disgusting and appalling behavior. Miss Brown is not a role model for young girls and boys all around the world. It must be emphasized in our children true moral behavior and class, do what is ordered of us in the scriptures to fulfill our purpose in life in the way He wants us to.

[Maddie begins to start laughing hysterically.]

Maddie: In Christ, Mabel Tucker, Olathe, Kansas.

[Maddie takes off the glasses and puts them and the letter on the edge of the ring.]

Maddie: Oh let’s be real here. I am not a role model, I don’t want to be a role model. To all the little girls out there who may be watching this, do not act like me when you grow up. To all the little boys out there who may be watching this, do not date girls like me when you grow up. To all the Christians out there who might be watching this and get easily offended… turn off your damn televisions already and go back to your Bibles. If you don’t like what I say and do, you have a choice to not watch me.

[pause]

Maddie: But then again, maybe I should be honored that I’m the train wreck you just can’t turn your head away from. I like all the attention, I like becoming the bullseye of the women’s division. Everyone else has their own personal struggles and battles, except for me. I’m the only one here with the eye on the prize.

Hart: I’m pretty sure she’s not. My girl’s client Chastity is committed.

Wilden: Ugh.

Maddie: Chastity and Jen are fighting one another, the alliance has collapsed. We have some girl flipping out on Meghan Conklin in French, speaking of which whom… where was this woman from Kansas every time Jezebel comes onto the screen? We have some high class whore who is married to a man twice her age, and I’m not even sure why she’s pissed off at Phantasy anymore … can you two ladies at least make things interesting? Throw some chairs in the locker room at each other, beat each other senseless with shovels, sleep with each others men, something.

Wilden: Wow. Does she even pay attention to the rest of the show?

Hart: She’s just full of herself. Or too drunk to remember the show. Either one works.

Maddie: But hey, while I’m on the topic of Phantasy… before you get out here, I just want to say something really quick. Seriously, just dump all the men in your life right now. Look at me, I fly alone. I don’t need anybody. I got rid of Carter and Shabazz, the two stiffs. I got rid of the angry lesbian brigade Estrogen Uprising. I’m free from all the crap in my life, no more deadweight holding me back. I’m drama free. You, you just need to stop giving a damn what your daddy thinks. You need to get yourself free of Josh Cantrell, the hell with him. Just do whatever the hell you want to do. Be just like me, hell… come down right now and kick my ass if you want.

Wilden: What?

["Violator Girl" by Black Stone Cherry roars from the PA and Phantasy emerges from the back full of energy and ready for her match as she slaps hands with the fans on her way to the ring.]

Dixon: And her opponent, hailing from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. Phantasyyyyyy!

Wilden: And here we go… Phantasy makes a run for the ring.

Hart: But the referee is stopping this already. Come on! Maddie needs her beating for being a turncoat against Mary Joe!

Wilden: Got to get the strap on. But apparently Phantasy didn’t take kindly to Maddie’s words.

Hart: Does Phantasy realize Maddie is a drunk and just randomly babbles?

Wilden: We have gotten the two stopped long enough so they can be tied up. And now Hector Garcia signals for the bell.

DING DING DING

Wilden: But Phantasy is wasting no time on Maddie, already with a few right hands to her. And there’s a DDT…

Hart: Good.

Wilden: Is that all you’re going to say?

Hart: She turned her back on the winning team. I have no respect for anyone who turns their back on Mary Joe.

Wilden: Are you for real?

Hart: Of course, she’s my girlfriend.

Wilden: Maddie is slow to get up. This is a recurring theme for her, as a few weeks ago she took forever getting back up after crashing into some lockers. Phantasy is just standing there waiting for her… what is she doing?

Hart: Why exert her energy? Maddie isn’t completely weakened yet, why go for all four corners?

Wilden: And now Maddie is finally up, but Phantasy is right there again… sleeper hold!

Hart: Night night Madeline… all talk, no game.

Wilden: The rope isn’t even much of a factor in this contest, and Maddie is barely fighting this off. But…. Oh, elbow right to the face!

Hart: Crap. Get back there Phantasy, do this for Mary Joe!

Wilden: Does Mary Joe even care about Maddie anymore?

Hart: I didn’t ask her.

Wilden: I can’t see why she would, she’s got bigger issues to deal with… her own tag team is disassembling.

Hart: There it is again!

Wilden: And Phantasy has Maddie in another sleeper hold, this time lying down on the mat. Phantasy here is on top of Maddie, she can’t even get an elbow up. Maddie here is just slapping Phantasy’s arm. And a couple of kicks to Phantasy’s leg. But now Phantasy is choking out Maddie with the strap!

Hart: And Maddie said that Phantasy was boring…

Wilden: Garcia here is breaking this up, or trying to anyway. Phantasy still refuses to let go, and Maddie is suddenly becoming less resistant.

[Phantasy gets the strap out of the way, but still has Maddie in the hold.]

Wilden: Garcia now is checking up on Maddie, I think she might be knocked out.

Hart: This has to be embarrassing for Maddie, running her mouth off and then getting choked out rather quickly.

Wilden: Definitely an offweek for Maddie, as Phantasy gets up. She’s just starting to drag Maddie across the mat like a doll.

Hart: There’s ONE

Wilden: And there’s the second. This looks to be in the bag rather quickly.

Hart: Too easy if you ask me. Looks like the booze finally caught up to Miss Brown, didn’t it?

Wilden: I can’t even speculate on that.

Hart: You can’t smell the Jack Daniels from here? Seriously?…

Wilden: There’s three, and it’s starting to look like it’s a struggle for Phantasy to drag Maddie around.

Hart: Sure, have you ever had to carry a passed out girl before?

Wilden: Do I want to ask?

Hart: Come on Lance, you want to…

Wilden: And there’s four. Phantasy wins in convincing fashion!

[DING DING DING]

Dixon: Your winner… Phantasy!!!

Wilden: When Maddie gets back to it, she’s not going to like this result one bit.

Hart: Oh she’ll be fine, just get her a couple beers and a funnel.

Apology accepted

["HotShot" Chris Michaels is seen pacing back and forth in a generic lockerroom, hands on his hips, looking distraught as ever. Sweat pours down both sides of his face, with his lips parting every few seconds in an anxious attempt to speak what's on his mind.]

HotShot: Listen, I'm sorry for putting you in these types of situations. That's two in the last two weeks. - you know I'm not doing it for, well, whatever you think I could be doing it for. It just seems that me and you have fallen in together - I mean, what are the odds, you know?

[Offscreen, a shadowed figure emerges, revealing the listener of Chris Michaels to the audience: Christian Roman. He steps forward and places a reassuring hand on Michaels' shoulder]

Roman: This was no coincidence, Chris, and you and I know that better than anyone else.

HotShot: It wasn't? Then what?

Roman: We represent two of the only people remaining that can do what is right in the cWo. We're the last remaining vestiges of a time that is being wiped away by the likes of Heretic, and those that stand in for him, unwilling to stand in his path and stop him.

HotShot: I just need you to know, and to remember, that this isn't what it was like before - I'm not - I'm not, like I was before, you know. It's not that I can't do what I want to do - it's not that I'm unable, it's that I'm not allowed.

Roman: Whatever the case may be, Chris, this isn't your fight anyway. [grimly] I'm in this alone. I don't need your help to where I need to go. I help you because it's what is right - remember that. Nothing that happened before concerning us means a damn thing anymore. Times have changed.

[Chris grins broadly at this statement, but a concerned Christian briskly walks by him as the scene comes to a close]

Wilden: We’re back. Coming next is a battle between two ladies who I dislike. One is Chastity McGavin, who accompied by Mary-Joe Wolf so she is never going to be a fan favorite.

Hart: Watch how you talk about my sort of girlfriend.

Wilden: And Chastity will be facing the very impressive Evette. She's been so impressive as of late that our fans have overlooked her attitude and voted her the most impressive on last week's Driven. Thus giving her three points in the womens contest, giving her seven altogether making her the leader right now.

Hart: For right now, I bet you that a newly revitalized Chastity is going to put her in her place.

Wilden: Earlier we saw her help her formerly estranged partner, Jen Diamond, win three points of her own. We'll see if the Estrogen Uprising come back can continue.

Chastity McGavin vs. Evette

DING DING DING

Dixon: The following contest is a first to a finish match, where the first person to hit their finisher will be declared the winner, who will then receive three points towards her standing in the eight woman gauntlet match at Eye of the Storm!

[Evette makes her way down to the ring, wearing short female shorts with a dollar sign printed on the ass and a GLAMOROUS tee shirt. She steps in the ring through the lower rope, walks to the center of the ring, and gives a smile and waves to the fans who are obviously hate her.]

Dixon: Entering the ring first, hailing from Manhattan, New York. Eeeeevette!

Wilden: For someone who was voted last week as the most impressive female, the fans sure seem to still hate her. Thus proving how bi-polar this federation has become.

Hart: Well, she has most of the men votes because they would find her pretty. I used to until Mary-Joe Wolf rocked my world!

["Into the Darkness" by Kittie hits the P.A as Mary-Joe Wolf leads Chastity McGavin out of the back. Wolf is holding a microphone as they stop on the rampway scowling at Evette]

Dixon: And her opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Mary Joe Wolf hailing from Portland Oregon. Chastityyyyyyy McGavinnnn!

Wilden: GREAT! She is going to speak again.

Hart: I tell you she talked about all kinds of interesting things last week: Men, how she hates them, politics, how the First Testament was wrong and so on. She also has this weird obsession with unicorns

[Evette leans on the ropes as Mary-Joe begins to speak.]

Mary-Joe: Before Chastity hits the V-20 on you and brings you back down to earth, I have something I want to say. Evette, from deep down inside, I want to say "thank you"

Wilden: Thank you? Why in the world would she want to say thank you to Evette.

Hart: I told you she is a deep woman!

[Evette looks very confused]

Mary-Joe: Yes darling, I feel like we need to thank you. If it weren't for people like you [she points to Evette], people like us [points to her and Chastity] wouldn't exist! It is the image that you represent, the notion that all women should be worshipped for their looks, that created women like us. You see, we see you out here every week going on about being glamorous, which is good, but there is nothing more to you. You give a sex mongering male populaton something to ejaculated to and that, not your actual talent, why you won the poll this week. Which makes me furious because all you really are is arm candy to an over the hill geezer, no an actual woman. Definitely not a woman worthy of a championship. Because at the end of the day, you are just a pretty face, while Chastity is not only a pretty face, but is the most gifted woman to step into a cWo ring this side of Jen Diamond, incredibly intellegent and has a sparkling personality.

Wilden: Um...

Hart: Just because Mary-Joe has even sparklier personality doesn't meant that Chastity doesn't have ONE

Mary-Joe: But you, you promote a t and a mentality to all the young women in this world. It is because of you this country has so many stippers, porn stars, actresses willing to take off their clothes, and hookers. Because of you young women who might look up to you and young men who watch you, they have the opinion that being glamorous means being a whore!

Hart: You are speechless!

Wilden: I can't really say Mary-Joe is wrong in this regard.

[As Mary-Joe and Chastity make their way into the ring Evette takes the microphone and begins to speek.]

Evette: Firstly, why are you glowing?

[Evette walks up to Mary-Joe]

Evette: I am a lady and I will not stand by and have you say that these young ladies out in the crowd are strippers, whores, or whatever you want to call it and it's because they look up to me.

[The crowd actually gives a little cheer]

Wilden: Wow...the most sensible thing Evette has ever said....EVER!

Evette: These young little ladies are strippers and whores because that is what society has made them. I would love to turn these little sluts out into the crowd into respectful women, but quite frankly, I want nothing to do with this disgusting little city and all of their dirty little girls.....

[The crowd begins to boo]

Wilden: Oops....spoke too soon!

Evette: And how dare you associate me with these Kansas City ROYAL WHORES!!!!!!!

[Evette slaps Mary-Joe, but Chastity immediately knocks her down. The bell rings as Chastity and Evette start trading blows and Mary-Joe slides out of the ring.]

Wilden: Harsh words by the insufferable ladies and this match is on! Remember this match isn't won with a pinfall but the first woman to hit her finisher on the other! Evette trying to block Chastity's strikes, but it is a flurry!

Hart: Remember, Chastity is more of a machine than a woman. Mary-Joe is like a machine as well, but more like one of those bull riding ones you'd find at a country bar.

Wilden: And Chastity follows up with a rolling liberation uppercut that sends Evette backwards. Evette back up and Chastity with a bicycle kick! Chastity wastes no time and gets Evette up for a V-20!

Hart: Mary-Joe's returned has seriously changed her attitude. Like how she brightened my life!

Wilen: But Evette slips out of it and shoves Chastity face first toward the turnbuckle! She follows up a dropkick that sends Chastity head first to the turnbuckle again. And Evette follows up with a running bulldog!

Hart: Good for her getting a some offense in while she can!

Wilden: And Evette with a standing moonsault onto Chastity. Evette stomps away on Chastity and it looks like she is lifting her up for her Dirty Little Secret! Which must be quite a feet if you believe her billed weight. And it does look like she is having trouble getting Chastity up. But Chastity slips out. And he follows up with a brutal neckbreaker onto her knee! She brings Evette up again for a bxb facebuster! Ouch! That is a brutal move!

Hart: Yeah, Chastity is the brutal one while Mary-Joe is the sweet one.

Wilden: Uh-huh! Chastity grabs her again and irish whips her into the ropes. Evette bounces off and dodges a running shoulder block. Evette with a spinning heel kick to Chastity. The minute Chastity gets back up Evette gets her with a springboard arm drag.

Hart: I have to admit Evette is impressive as an athlete. Mr. Rich trained her well.

Wilden: Yes, he has! And Evette follows up with a scoop slam. But it looks like it has taken alot out of her. Remeber there is a weight difference here. But it looks like Evette is calling for the Dirty Little Secret! And she is trying to get Chastity up!

Hart: But here comes my lady!

Wilden: Yes, right as Evette is struggling to get Chastity in position Mary-Joe hits the apron and starts yelling at Aaron Blake! Great, Aaron Blake is completely turning his back on the action.

Hart: Wait, I think someone else is looking to make an appearance.

[With Aaron Blake's back turned, Jen Diamond slides into the ring and delivers a round house kick to the jaw of Evette.]

Wilden: GREAT! Just great, Jen Diamond is smuck and returns the favor from earlier. And the minute that Evette loses the grip Diamond slides out of the ring and Mary-Joe drops from the apron. And Chastity reverses the move into the V-20 position!

Hart: See! My girlfriend has united her team once more! Great team work.

Wilden: Unfortunately, this isn't a tag team match or else that would be great.

[The bell rings right as Evette's body hits the mat. And Jen Diamond and Mary-Joe enter the ring.]

Dixon: Here is your winner: Chastity McGavin!

Wilden: Great just great, Chastity gets her three points due to cheating.

Hart: You mean "working together"

Wilden: No, I men cheating. But I probably wouldn't have been happy if Evette earned any more points either.

Hart: What is it with you and your negativity?

[Chastity and Jen Diamond face eachother in the middle of the ring. Diamond extends her hand as Chastity just looks at her. Mary-Joe urges Chastity to shake.]

Wilden: I wouldn't do this if I was Jen! Chastity has been a little vicious as of late.

Hart: You have to be when the woman's title is on the line.

[Chastity finally shakes her hand.]

Hart: Great, the bands back together and the Estrogen Uprising rise up in the points. Jen is at four now and Chastity is at six.

Wilden: Just great.

[The three ladies stand in the middle of the ring raising up their arms in victory. Evette looks on from the bottom of the ramp. Evette gives a little smile as she back peddals up the ramps. She then stares into a camera. She puts her finger on her lips]

Evette: Sssshhhhh

[Evette takes her hand and covers the camera so that the viewers can not see her as she gives the girls in the ring the middle finger]

Wilden: And Evette is giving the Uprising the middle finger.....now that is not lady like.

[Evette puts her finger down and then lifts her hand off the camera and gives a little wave as The Girls in the Ring celebrate their victory.]

Wilden: So that ends the women’s title matchups for this evening. With victories tonight, Jezebel’s point total rises to six, Jen Diamond picks up some much needed points, and her total goes up to 4, as does Phantasy’s, and Chastity McGavin now has six.

Hart: Evette’s still in the lead with 7!

Wilden: Is that your new rooting interest, Robbie?

Hart: No, I want Mary Joe’s woman to win, Chastity!

Wilden: What about Jen Diamond? Isn’t she Mary Joe’s as well?

Hart: I meant Jen Diamond!

Wilden: You’re ridiculous. Well folks, we move from the women’s title to one of the odder pairings of the evening - Canadian gigolo Mike Logan will come head to head with the self-proclaimed cWo superhero, Captain Magnificent.

Hart: Don't get too excited, Lance - but don't worry! I'll get excited for you! I thought you'd enjoy some of your favorite competitors in a little one on one action?

Wilden: Was that supposed to be a joke?

Hart: Uh, well - I just assumed that what I liked, you would like, and all that! You know what I mean!

Wilden: Let's get this show on the road - take it away, Ms. Dixon!

Captain Magnificent vs. Mike Logan

[Donna lifts the mic to her lips and immediately, "Push it to the Limit" by Paul Engemann roars throughout the arena as purple smoke fills the entranceway and red, white and blue pyros fire off at the top of the ramp. As the music kicks in and the fans watch the ramp for any sign of Captain Magnificent, cWo's resident superhero instead swings in on a rope hung from the ceiling, landing in the center of the ring to much applause. He gives a bow before taking the microphone from Donna]

Captain Magnificent: Good evening, Kansas City! [cheap pop] Ladies and gentlemen - a plague of epic proportions has settled on the cWo! Magnified only by the inability of others to stand up against this settling evil! Yours truly has time and time again fought against it in the past, but here in the cWo, the curtain is closing on a legacy that has shone for too long! Buildings will crumble, people will flee in terror - but ladies and gentlemen, Captain Magnificent will stand tall against all opposition!

Wilden: [groans]

Hart: It's okay, Lance - where others have failed, Captain Magnificent will succeed! Don't you understand that? He's here - he's the REAL savior of the cWo! The one you've been looking for!

Captain Magnificent: The time has come for a TRUE savior to stand against this evil - to stand against the lack of morals! What does the cWo have to offer in its wake? Nothing! Captain Magnificent is the only, truly, worthy adversary against the forces of evil! His will is unbreakable; resolve, unable to be shattered!

Wilden: Are we ever going to get to this match? What's the hold up here?

Hart: I thought you'd be more interested in what cWo's new savior had to say - everyone else seems interested!

Captain Magnificent: This is more than just an ordinary evil - this is an evil that hath never been touched before! This is an evil that has been wrought within the deepest depths of the human psyche, only to explode into a frenzy! Senseless acts of violence, a penchant for destroying the lives of others - and for what? Sheer want!

Wilden: We all know who he's referring to - the question is, what can Captain Magnificent really do to stop him?

Hart: I don't know if anything can be done - so many have failed before him! But I have faith in his superhuman abilities!

Captain Magnificent: But the darkest days are behind us - they have come to fruition and a new age is upon us! One where there is no fear! One where people such as myself, such as Captain Magnificent stand tall and proud - a new age, where Captain Magnificent stands against the likes of that very person who underhandedly attempted to end his life last week; against that very person who has run rampant throughout the cWo, causing people to flee in terror and cry out in anguish for a hero; against THE MAD COW!

[After the constant implications, the sudden revelation of The Mad Cow causes a chorus of boos to rain out from the crowd. Captain Magnificent looks stunned as the lights dim and turn a cherry shade of red as "The Stroke" by Billy Squire begins to play over the P.A. system as we see "The Canadian Gigolo" Mike Logan emerge from behind the curtain wearing a long sleeveless black and red rhinestone robe with red and black short wrestling trunks plus sunglasses and a random female to each side of him. He then looks out at the fans with a smirk before gyrating his hips as the fans immediately begin to boo again, and more loudly, as he gyrates his hips.

Dixon: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match of the evening is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring right now and hailing from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, and weighing in at a self-described two hundred and forty three pounds of walking, talking sex appeal"...he is the "Sexual Intellectual"...MIKE LOOOOGAAAAN!

[Mike then smirks at the fans and begins to strut in a very arrogant and cocky manner toward the ring with a woman in each arm. He then spots a camera and flexes a bicep for the camera before kissing it and resuming his walk to the ring. He stops to occasionally look out at the crowd with a brash smile on his face.]

Wilden: So far nothing has gotten in Logan's way to shake his confidence.

Hart: He's got money, he can get any woman he wants, he has nothing to be ashamed of!

Wilden: Nothing to be ashamed of? Did you see what he did last week?

Hart: I wasn't there, I was busy.

Wilden: He's disgusting. Human filth for what he's putting Barrett Hawk through.

[He finally makes his way up the ring steps and walks along the apron before pausing and gyrating his hips again to more boos before he flicks the sunglasses into the crowd. He then struts to the middle of the ring and begins to do a pose, flexing his muscles as red pyro shoots out from the turnbuckles.]

Hart: Just keep it together Lance.

Wilden: I got it together, I'm gonna be rooting for Captain Magnificent though, make no mistake about it.

Hart: Well at least you're honest about it.

[Still smirking at the fans and their disdain, Mike removes his robe and gyrates his hips some more before thrusting his pelvis at the crowd to more boos and then runs against the ropes briefly before he heads to the corner and leans up against the turnbuckles, glaring mischievously at a flexing Captain Magnificent.]

DING DING DING

Wilden: And we're finally underway here as Captain Magnificent immediately charges at Mike Logan and is quickly taken down with an arm drag - and then again! One more time! Three quick arm drags in a matter of mere seconds to start off this match, and already Captain Magnificent is reeling!

Hart: How does he fight crime on a daily basis and look this poorly in the squared circle? I don't get it! It just doesn't make sense!

Wilden: Maybe it's because he's not actually a superhero! Did you ever think that?

Hart: No - the thought never crossed my mind!

Wilden: Captain Magnificent staggers around the ring for a second, looking completely dazed, and man! Taken down by a quick clothesline from Mike Logan! He's making short work of your self-described savior of the cWo, Robbie!

Hart: It's just a phase - he'll pass through it!

[Logan beckons for Captain Magnificent to get to his feet, and as soon as he does, the Canadian Gigolo bounces himself off the ropes and catches cWo's resident superhero with a flying knee to the face, stunning him completely and allowing Logan to quickly follow suit by spinning around and dropping Captain Magnificent to the canvas with a reverse DDT!]

Wilden: Logan's going to try and end this one right here - it'd be a shame for you, Robbie, if your superhero was down for the count already!

ONE

TWO

NO!

Hart: I knew he'd pull through, Lance - he's a crime fighter!

[Logan pounds the canvas, upset with himself over not sealing the deal quickly enough. He pulls Captain Magnificent to his feet and backs him into the corner, motioning to the crowd as he begins to drive his knee into the midsection of Captain Magnificent!]

Wilden: It looks like the old 1-2 in the corner, Robbie - Captain Magnificent isn't putting up much of a fight here in the early goings, and it looks like it might be a complete wash in favor of Mike Logan!

Hart: I don't understand it, Lance! I just don't! Sex appeal and crime fighting should gel together and make the perfect superhero - not fight like this!

Wilden: It looks like Tony Awesome might have gambled wrongly with risking money on this lunatic; not only that, going out of his way to say that Captain Magnificent will bring the cWo into the bankroll!

Hart: A risky business venture - but that's what they're all about these days, you know! How could you not throw money at a potential box office smash like Captain Magnificent though? Especially with the recent success of Batman and Iron Man in the theaters!

Wilden: I suppose what you're saying is that it would have been stupid not to?

Hart: Exactly!

[Captain Magnificent doubles over as Logan pulls him out of the corner and wraps his arms around him, lifting him into the air and spinning, crashing him back into the canvas with a spinning spinebuster!]

Wilden: Logan's pulling out all the stops thus far; he clearly wants to make short work of Captain Magnificent - and who can blame him?

[Logan, unwilling to commit to another attempted pinfall so close to the last failure, pulls Captain Magnificent to his feet and sends him flying into the ropes. The self-proclaimed superhero ducks under a clothesline, hops over a back body drop, and then launches himself at Mike Logan with a lariat - only to be grabbed in mid-air and tossed back to the canvas with a power slam!]

Wilden: Mike Logan despite his reprehensible behavior is getting it done tonight.

Hart: I’m upset – I envisioned this to be a grand display of talent by Captain Magnificent, and instead, it’s turned into what I thought it could also have been anyway – a grand thumping at the hands of Mike Logan!

Wilden: What did you expect, Robbie? Under no circumstances has this character EVER displayed any type of in-ring ability. Now, he’s up against Mike Logan, who hasn't stepped into the ring often, but Tony Awesome acquired him because he had some sort of wrestling prowess – did you expect anything less?

Hart: Well, you know, I expected him to put up some type of a fight – not much though, I guess.

[Logan points his finger in the air and pulls Captain Magnificent back to his feet, but gets caught with a quick blow to the midsection! Stunned, Logan falls backwards, allowing Captain Magnificent to charge at him and take him down with a back elbow to the face!]

Wilden: All in vain!

Hart: Don’t count him out just yet, Lance! Where’s that chipper attitude I’m used to?

Wilden: I think it left the building last week when Chandler Dalmon won the US Title!

Hart: Oh, right –

[High on himself, Captain Magnificent attempts to rally the support of the crowd and then takes Mike Logan to the canvas with a simple snapmare, following it up with a crucial sleeper hold! Captain Magnificent locks his arms around the neck of Mike Logan, strengthening his hold every second!]

Wilden: Anything to prolong the inevitable, I suppose – but nevertheless, Captain Magnificent has locked in this maneuver here, and from the looks of it, Mike Logan is having a bit of trouble escaping it –

Hart: Because Captain Magnificent has biceps of steel!

Wilden: Or because he was utterly stunned at the quick flashes of work that Captain Magnificent has shown here tonight, right, Robbie?

Hart: I wouldn’t count him out yet, Lance! There are more flashes where that’s to come – flashes of brilliance! Did you know that he moves like The Flash?

Wilden: Mike Logan likely wishes he moved like The Flash right about now, maybe this match would have been over by now! He may yet get his wish, though – Hector Garcia is checking up on Mike Logan as we speak; he’s still very lucid, but really just confused, it seems!

Hart: At the sheer brilliance, I’m sure!

[Logan attempts to pull himself towards the ropes while seated, but Captain Magnificent continues to pull him backwards and towards the center of the ring, prompting Hector Garcia to give a talk to Mike Logan. Nevertheless, the Canadian Gigolo attempts to fight back, trying in vain to stand up and break free of Captain Magnificent’s clutches!]

Wilden: Captain Magnificent is locking this hold in as tightly as he can – he might snap his neck if he does it any harder, that’s for sure! He’s completely inexperienced in the ring!

Hart: It’s a learning curve, Lance – what happens with raw talent!

Wilden: But competitors are expected to have trained years in advance before stepping into a cWo ring – before stepping into any type of a wrestling ring for that matter!

Hart: But he’s a crime fighter, Lance! Our superhero! He’ll adjust – he always does!

Wilden: I just think that Tony Awesome saw the dollar signs and jumped the gun, and at the same time, put a man with little to no experience out in the ring – it’s a huge risk for all of the other competitors here in the cWo who step into the ring with Captain Magnificent, and for the Captain included!

Hart: You referred to him as “the Captain”! That’s classic!

[Logan struggles in vain once more, and finally, slumps to the ground in his seated position. Captain Magnificent gives a holler in victory as Hector Garcia makes his way towards Mike Logan]

ONE

TWO

Wilden: And Mike Logan’s fighting back!

[Logan keeps his arm raised high in the air as a confused Captain Magnificent struggles to keep his hold locked in tightly. Logan quickly moves to his feet, beginning to hammer away at the midsection of Captain Magnificent. Finally, the hold breaks and Logan bounces himself off the ropes, but gets caught with a devastating clothesline!]

Wilden: I don’t think Mike Logan saw that one coming!

Hart: He almost took his head clean off!

Wilden: Captain Magnificent’s riding some type of a hot streak right now – he’s got Logan on his feet and is moving him into the corner. And now he begins to pound away at Logan – punches of a varying degree!

Hart: It’s the Magnificent Seven!

Wilden: Captain Magnificent has been impressive these past few moments, folks, but still, it’s nothing to compare to what any other athlete can do here in the cWo – it’s just commonplace tactics!

Hart: You couldn’t do it if you tried!

[Mike Logan crumples to the canvas in the corner, prompting Captain Magnificent to jump towards the center of the ring in elation. He signals to the crowd and then runs back towards the corner, but Logan crawls out of the ring in the nick of time!]

Wilden: Captain Magnificent has seemingly destroyed himself against the turnbuckle! Fast moves by Mike Logan!

Hart: That’s what all of his lady friends say as well, Lance! But you know, it’s a good thing that Captain Magnificent is wearing that chest plate!

Wilden: Well, Mike Logan’s had enough of this fooling around, it seems – he’s pulling Captain Magnificent out of the ring. They’re going to do battle right in front of us!

Hart: The horror!

[Logan pulls Captain Magnificent out of the ring, who continues to struggle against the advances of the Canadian Gigolo. A well-aimed boot to the face sends Mike Logan reeling, giving Captain Magnificent enough time to climb on to the apron and jump off towards Logan, only to slam his face into the announcer’s booth as Logan moves out of the way!]

Wilden: Unbelievable! Was this guy even trained?

Hart: He’s taking high-risk maneuvers, Lance – that’s why they’re called high-risk!

Wilden: But Mike Logan was right in front of him! How could he time that incorrectly?

Hart: You said it yourself earlier, Lance – he’s a bit inexperienced!

Wilden: No, no – a guy like Barrett Hawk is inexperienced in the ring; this guy just doesn’t know his ass from his elbow out there!

Hart: The language!

[Logan quickly grabs Captain Magnificent and slams his head against the announcer’s table one more time before spinning him around and sliding him back into the ring, with Logan pursuing quickly behind. Captain Magnificent gets to his feet and both men begin trading blows back and forth with one another! Logan quickly gains the upper hand and pushes Captain Magnificent against the ropes, dropping him to the canvas with a back body drop on the turnaround!]

Wilden: I’m not going to lie, but I think this was a HUGE waste of time for Mike Logan here tonight! If I were him, I’d be completely annoyed at the cWo management for having him step into the ring with such an inexperienced competitor such as Captain Magnificent – especially since the man has such a bright future here in the cWo!

Hart: I was thinking that earlier, Lance; I bet you Barrett Hawk is mighty happy right now!

Wilden: Why’s that?

Hart: Because Logan’s out here performing against a sub-par competitor, and he’s backstage plotting his next move!

Wilden: Words of wisdom – I knew you were always capable of them, Robbie!

Hart: There are times when I even shock myself, Lance! Remember that!

[Logan pulls Captain Magnificent to his feet, intent on punishing him some more, but gets rattled with a jab to the face, and then taken down to the canvas as Captain Magnificent backs himself off the ropes and nails him with a flying forearm smash! Captain Magnificent takes control once more, lifting Logan into the air, and dropping him like a sack of bricks with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!]

Wilden: Captain Magnificent is showing some life here right now!

Hart: Flashes of brilliance, Lance, flashes of brilliance!

Wilden: Captain Magnificent’s on his feet, calling to the crowd – he pulls Logan up on his feet and swings him – swinging neckbreaker!

Hart: I’m impressed, Lance! I know you might not be, but I definitely am!

Wilden: I wouldn’t get all crazy, Robbie, that’s for certain. We all know that this man can probably implode at any minute!

[Captain Magnificent pulls Logan to his feet once more and backs him into the ropes; he goes for a clothesline, but Logan ducks under and quickly spins Captain Magnificent around, locking his arms around him and lifting him into the air, dropping him to the canvas with the Ego-Stroke!]

Wilden: EGO-STROKE!

Hart: It’s all over! It’s all over!

Wilden: Logan’s hooking the leg, folks, and it looks like the train that was Captain Magnificent for the last few minutes here tonight, has been completely derailed by Mike Logan!

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

Dixon: Here is your winner…MIKE LOOOGAAAAAN!

Wilden: And chalk up a win for the Canadian jerk Mike Logan.

Hart: Canadian jerk huh? How long did you spend thinking up that one?

Wilden: I just can't shake the negative feeling I get when he's around.

Hart: He's not such a bad guy is he?

Wilden: Robbie, last week he came to the ring during Barrett Hawk's match with a blow up doll with his girlfriend's name on it, and asked him to point on the doll where "Charlene's sweet spot is."

Hart: Ahah! I mean...

Wilden: It's disgusting Robbie.

Hart: Words are words Lance, Mike's never hurt anyONE

Wilden: He's one of the most disgusting, disrespectful and immature human beings I've ever laid my eyes upon and-

[Lance is interrupted by the voice and sight of Barrett Hawk who comes out wearing blue jeans, a Neil Young "Harvest Moon" T-shirt and his trademark cowboy hat as he speaks into a mic.]

Hawk: LOGAN!

Wilden: Uh oh...

[A fiery look is seen in Barrett's eyes as he looks down the ramp towards a victorious Mike Logan, who we catch a glimpse of, putting up his fists looking ready to fight, almost looking a little scared.]

Hawk: Put down your fists Mike I ain't out here to fight ya. I just wanna talk.

[Mike Logan puts his fists down as he continues looking on inquisitively, a bit puzzled about the direction Hawk's appearance is gonna take.]

Hawk: For the last two weeks Logan you brought out a side of me that I don't like. You brought out a side of me that I didn't even know existed. When you stuffed that...that damn plastic doll in my face, and asked me to point out to you, Charlene's "sweet spot.."

[Hawk looks like he's working really hard to restrain himself from going overboard as he reminisces.]

Hawk: Well something snapped inside of me, I wanted to rip your head off!...

[The a faint cheer is heard at the notion.]

Hawk: But that ain't me, that ain't who I am. I could come down there and beat the high hell outta you right now if I wanted to..

[The fans cheer a little louder as we see Logan get in a defensive stance again.]

Hawk: But that don't make me any better than you if I did.

[Some light boos are heard towards Hawk's restraint as Barrett continues.]

Hawk: So what I did over the last week was think, I thought about the things you did, talked to Charlene about it, and it dawned on me that you ain't done nothin' wrong.

Wilden: What?

[Boos become more noticable as we see Logan smiling, saying "that's right! He's right!"]

Hawk: I had no right to get violent with you, 'cause all you've done is talk. Sticks and stones may break my bones but names'll never hurt me right? But as I was thinkin', harmless as you are, there had to be some reason you keep trying to get my attention, and I started to get it. You want a match with me don't ya?

[The fans cheer the idea of Barrett vs. Logan as Barrett smirks.]

Hawk: Gotta be the only reason you'd rattle my cage as much as you have right Mike? You wanted me to get physical, so what better form of physically 'round here than a good old fashioned wrestling match? What do ya say?

[Fans cheer as Logan requests a mic, and from Donna Dixon receives one.]

Logan: Well, Hop-Along... I really don't think a match is gonna be necessary. I'm just testing your manhood because I wanted to see how much it took for a cow-poke like you to get pissed off at the Loga-Conda and how you'd deal with it, and you've passed that test, my friend. I don't want a match because why have a match now that we've ever understood each other better than this?

Hawk: Funny thing about that is I wasn't askin' ya. Ya see 'cause I already been in the back talkin' with Tony Awesome.

[Fans start to cheer once again.]

Hawk: And it's already on the card Mike. It's me and you in a wrestlin' match at Eye of the Storm!

[Fans cheer as Logan looks stunned while Barrett gets fired up.]

Hawk: So I could come down there and beat you black and blue Mike but that won't compare to the beating I'm gonna give you between the bells at Eye of the Storm!

[The fans cheer as Mike looks back towards Barrett in awe.]

Hawk: I'll see you on Sunday partner!

[A proud Barrett Hawk walks backstage as Logan stands alone in the ring awestruck.]

Wilden: Look at Logan now!

Hart: It doesn't look like this is what he had in mind when he started getting oh Barrett's case that's for sure.

Wilden: Of course not Robbie. He's a coward, he's pure scum.

Hart: You know for as easy as Logan's life must be maybe he's just bored?

Wilden: That's no justification for the things he's dONE

[A look of shock turns into an arrogant smile as Mike begins to speak again.]

Logan: You know, I really should get an Academy Award for my performance in pretending to be pissing myself over "Hop-Along Hayseed". You stupid people might've thought the "Canadian Gigolo" was scared, but I was just pretending so when Hawk gets home tonight he can lay Charlene and for at least one more week she doesn't have to pretend she's knockin' boots with "The Loga-Conda"!

Wilden: Oh come on!

[Logan looks to the camera as the fans boo heavily.]

Logan: Hi Charlene! The man of your wildest and kinkiest sexual fantasies is gonna be at Eye Of The Storm, and you're invited! Since I pride myself on being such a gentleman, I'll buy you and your kids a front row seat and show them what a real man looks, sounds and fights like. And you can all go home together and say "Barrett WHO?".

Wilden: This is what I'm talking about Robbie! What does he think he's doing?

Hart: He seems awfully sure of himself!

Wilden: You must be loving this aren't you Robbie.

Hart: I'm not saying he's the classiest dude in the world but how could any woman deny that kind of confidence!

[Barrett comes back to the stage area, once again being restrained by a barrage of officials.]

Hart: He's almost beat Barrett Hawk before the match could even take place. Hawk is beside himself!

[Logan laughs at Barrett's futile attempt to get physical with Mike as he continues.]

Logan: I could just hear Charlene now... "Oh Mike! Mike, you're so good in bed! Yes! Yes, screw me baby! screw me! Harder... harder... yes, yes, YEEEESSS!!!

Wilden: That's enough! We got security and officials keeping Barrett back but who's gonna stop Logan from running his mouth!

Hart: He said it himself Wilden, they're just words! He doesn't have to get so riled up!

Wilden: We gotta take a break folks, before Logan makes things even worse!

[We fade to commercials at the sight of Logan laughing mockingly at Barrett Hawk.]

Ascension of the Ched

[In the middle of the ring, the crew are setting up a podium with the WGL logo on it.]

Wilden: Welcome back, I can't really tell you what we are about to witness here, but one can only guess that it has something to with the WGL!

Hart: Which can only mean ratings!

["Maple Leaf Rag" hits the pa system as Thaddeus leads Xyce Pac and Devon Dice down to the ring. In his hand is a diploma!]

Hart: I think we are about to see quite the ceremony here!

Wilden: Yes, they'll be welcoming in the downfall of this company!

Hart: Sarcasm?

Wilden: Shut up, Hart!

[Thaddeus walks up to the podium with Dice and Xyce Pac at both of his sides. The crowd boos wildly as the music dies down!]

Thaddeus: Excuse me folks... I have something I'd like to say!

[The fans continue to boo.]

Wilden: I'm glad that others understand what I'm feeling right now.

Hart: I don't... because I'm actually enjoying life right now.

Thaddeus: Please, quiet down you ruffians! This is a very special event for our peace giving organization. We are here tonight to recognize a very special young man. This man has accomplished quite a hard feet and that is that he followed in my footsteps. I bring to you the scholar of the WGL and the new champion of the United States territories... CHANDLER EDSEL DALMON!

["Pomp and Circumstances" plays as Chandler walks down with a cap and gown. Ameryca follows him holding the United States title for all to see! Ameryca opens the ropes for him as he enters.]

Hart: Give it up for our new United States Champion! I am almost upset I missed that historic moment in history.

Wilden: It was only historic because it was the second time that a title went to the wrong person last month.

[Ameryca hands his/her "man" the title. As he heads up to the turnbuckle and holds it in the air and shouts!]

Dalmon: I AM A GOLDEN GOD!

Wilden: It is good to know he didn't let it go to his head.

Hart: You would gloat too.

Wilden: But I wouldn't call myself a golden god.

[Chandler steps down and puts his title on his shoulder as he approaches the podium. He shakes Thaddeus's hand. Walker begins to speak again.]

Walker: Chandler Edsel Dalmon, on behalf of the WGL and the cWo, I hand you this diploma to mark your great achievements you have made. You have truly graduated to the next level, good sir.

[Chandler grabs the diploma and holds up the title and diploma at the same time!]

Wilden: So, he is being handed another fake diploma?

Hart: You can never have too many!

[He slings the title over his shoulder again and takes Thaddeus's spot at the podium. He then holds his hands out and gives a peace sign with both of them just like Richard Nixon. He then begins to speak.]

Dalmon: WELCOME TO THE ASCENSION OF THE ChED!

Wilden: The ChED?

Hart: Catchy isn't it?

Dalmon: The word hero is thrown around alot and it NEVER lives up to the person the title is given to. I am the only person who has ever deserved that title. Think about it. I have come from obscurity with a group of people who didn't have half the brains I had. But I overcame that and began my education. After I won my diploma, I needed to re-invent the opinion everyone had on me. And immediately changed that opinion by leading Raymond Jacobson into stardom. And then I beat my student in a monumental structure winning a major victory for my honor society: the WGL! And then, the United States title was handed to the wrong man. Jacob Baxter didn't accomplish his mission. He let a dullard beat him for the title that he only held for a little over a month. So, I had no choice but to step up and put the title where it truly belonged... in the possession of the WGL. Thus making me the hero who brought on an age of enlightenment to this noble land.

Wilden: God, I don't know how much more of this I can stand.

Hart: Oh, be happy for him. This is his big speech and he deserved it.

Dalmon: And now with this graduation, this ascension, this dawn of a new age, I plan to bring back integrity to this title. Yes, some greats have held this title. Thaddeus Walker is one of them and Baxter did a great job. And let's not forget the "Master of Mind games" John Manningham... he was truly a legend. But I looked at these other names: ASM, Chris Michaels, Johnny Serious... all not worthy to be champion of all of the united states. So, I now amend that this title will only be defended against the best of the best. I will no longer be toiling against the underbelly of cWo. Hawk, Logan, Jacobson, Pason, now have no place to be in the ring with me. They are now "officially" below me both mentally and now physically.

Wilden: God, I didn't think it was possible for his attitude to get any worse.

Hart: He is just trying to bring back prestige to the belt.

Off-camera voice: Whoa, wait just one minute.

[the crowd erupts in a roar once hearing the voice of Jacobson. The crowd gets even louder as Raymond Jacobson appears on the stage. Chandler looks very offended that someone interrupted his big speech.]

Wilden: Thank god someone is here to restore order.

Hart: More like restore some of this chaos you are talking about.

Jacobson: Chandler, do you have a mental deficiency? Because right now all you are doing is making your self out to look like a total TOOL!

Dalmon: Ah... Raymond buddy! Glad to see you out here to congratulate me on winning this here title! But once again, you go to harsh words. Not just harsh words, but untrue words. You know I have nothing wrong with my brain, in fact it runs much faster than yours and most of the people in this building! And tools don't carry gold. Tools are people who are on a losing streak, such as yourself. First I pinned you at Slam in the Sand and then Nick Dangerous defeated you... so I think you are projecting your insecurities onto me.

[Jacobson continues walking towards the ring raising the microphone up once more. The WGL surround Chandler but he motions for them to back down.]

Jacobson: I am not out here to congratulate you on stealing....I mean "Winning" the United States championship. No, no, I am out here to show everyone how much of a gutless coward you are. Because I know that you won't give me a shot at that title right now because you have no intestinal fortitude.

Dalmon: Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner! You are indeed correct, you are not getting a title shot tonight or at all! And it isn't because of intestinal fortitude or cowardice, it is because I already beat you before! You just aren't a challenge anymore! Facing you would be a step down from my ascension.

[Jacobson laughs a bit looking at Chandler. Jacobson puts his hand in the pocket of his jeans looking up through his dark sunglasses as he enters the ring. For a brief moment, he trades a glance with Devon Dice. He then faces Chandler again.]

Jacobson: I am more of a challenge than you can handle Chandler.

Dalmon: Listen, we can go back and forth about how you "think" that you are qualified to be the number one contender, but the fact is that you just need accept your place under the glass ceiling. And you should enjoy it, it's a great place to be! You get to be around your fans and get the glory, but you stay out of the tough competition that I have ascended towards!

[Jacobson laughs once more this time walking up the steps and through the ropes into the ring. As the WGL stands around Jacobson walks straight up to Chandler and gets in his face.]

Jacobson: Chandler, I am not afraid of you or you little D&D squad behind you.

Dalmon: I'm growing tired of this Ray! Are you really willing to go as far as stealing lines from Andrew Phillips just to get the last word? So, my little D and D squad is going to have you removed because you aren't going to get what you want.

[The WGL surrounds Jacobson as Chandler continues.]

This title is such a prestigious title and I will only defend it against the best of the best and only during special occasions... this title isn't for everyONE No longer will the bottom of the tier of half-wits and criminals get a chance to destroy the prestige of this title by even challenging for it. No druggies, no Muslims, no women, no high school drop outs...

[Suddenly "Grasshopper" by Sander van Doorn plays over the arena, as J.J. Carter sprints out from backstage, microphone in hand. Chandler rolls his eyes. Jacobson and WGL's focus switches to JJ Carter.]

Dalmon: Why don't people understand that this isn't a public forum?

Carter: Well well well, look who it is. The biggest know-it-all in the state of Missouri right now. You really feel so much better than the rest of us because you took a couple of [making quote mark sign] college classes via the internet. You're really something aren't you. I'm taking classes at a community college the couple days a week I'm back home, and that's more of an education than the bought diploma you got. At least I am trying to make something of my life, and redeem for my past. Just remember, I nearly beat you Just remember, I nearly won that title you carry right now. If it wasn't for Cantrell interfering where he didn't belong, I'd be the champion right now.

Dalmon: Doesn't anyone listen to me? I said "No more sideshow freaks." And one pet peeve I have is this "what if" game people play! "What if I beat Jacob Baxter" "What if I were to win a million dollars" "What if I were BIG!" Join us here in the present timeline and not some alternate one you created to make yourself feel better. And both of you can "mock" my million dollar education all you want, but community college doesn't count as "real" school... like High School it is a holding cell for delinquents like yourself. And Mr. Carter, you are never going to redeem yourself. No one is going to forget your crimes. No one is going to forget that you believe in a terrorist religion. Why do you think you never amounted to anything here? Why do you think you are just a supporting background character? And to make up for it, you hang around more grating personalities yourself just to make you look good. First some nameless lawyer, then a militant black man, and finally a foul mouthed white girl. And nothing worked. But that what a "prison" education will get you.

Carter: Yes yes exactly, you have me figured down to the most minute details Mr. Dalmon. I get it. I am not perfect. I have done some really horrible things in my life. My career here in CWO for the most part has been less than stellar and not much to brag about. But you know what, it doesn't matter. You're right, no more time to live in the past. That's why I want to succeed in the future, taking your belt at Eye of the Storm would be a great start. Let me prove to you and everyone else that I can stand out here in cWo, because hey... I'm just a sideshow freak. I don't mean much of anything, I should be pretty easy to defeat huh?

Dalmon: Oh no... this reverse psychology isn't going to work with me! I hold the gold... I have nothing more to prove. I don't get why you simpletons just don't get that. By winning this title, I have already beaten both of you! And I'm not going to let the likes of you... both of you... not just the dark colored fellow!... bring me down to your level!

Dalmon: You need to prove that you can ascend to where I am at!

Carter: Hey, if you have nothing more to prove, why haven't you beaten Heretic yet? Where's the belt of all belts? Only then do you have nothing to prove. Well actually, scratch that. On any given day you might be off your a-game and still lose.

Dalmon: It's called pacing yourself... in due time my friend! But...

Jacobson: JJ, you have never been on your A- Game, and Chandler hasn't reached that level yet. So why don't we do what everyone knows is going to happen and give me the Number One contender ship to the US Title. And remember one thing, I am YOUR NEW DRUG OF CHOICE!

Carter: The new drug of choice huh? What if I don't use drugs? Why would I want you? Why would you be any good in the first place? I seen people throw their lives away on drugs, do people throw their lives away on you? Do you throw your own life away? And I don't remember the cWo rule book saying that just because you have a "past" with the champion that makes you the rightful contender. In my opinion the two of us are equals until proven otherwise!

Dalmon: Okay... I can see this is getting us nowhere and taking away from my reading time. So I'll let you two fight this out between yourselves... whoever wins I'll consider giving them a shot at day and time of my choice! Does that make you adolescents happy?... Someone get a referee out here to relieve me me of these two annoyances!

["Welcome to the Jungle" plays as Chandler and the WGL hop out of the ring as Hector Garcia runs down to the ring and the crew removes the podium.]

Wilden: Well, it looks like we are going to have ourselves an impromptu match! JJ Carter Vs. "Your new drug of choice" Raymond Jacobson for the possible number one contender position to the US title.

Hart: Key word on "possible." Chandler is just going to consider defending the title and who knows if it is going to be at Eye of the Storm?

Wilden: Well, either way, it looks like this match is happening next after a word from our sponsors. Stay tuned because this is bound to be interesting because the WGL is refusing to leave the ring.

[JJ and Jacobson stare down Chandler Edsel Dalmon as he raises his title in the air before him and the rest of the WGL take seats to the side of the ring to watch the action.]

J.J. Carter vs. Raymond Jacobson

[The show returns to JJ Carter and Raymond Jacobson trading blows in the ring!]

Wilden: We are back and we are in the mists of a number one contenders match for the US Title. And Jacobson and Carter are really going at it.

Hart: Are your kidding me Lance? We all know neither one of these men are capable of beating Chandler at Eye Of The Storm.

[Jacobson sends Carter into the corner and charges in but Carter gets the boot up causing Jacobson to stumble backwards. JJ comes out of the corner delivering a running bulldog.]

Hart: Well, that was a pretty good move. But Dalmon would have done a better job.

Wilden: Well, way to be un biased Robbie. Right now Carter has the upper hand in this match.

[Jacobson slowly starts to get up as Carter begins to hammer down on his back. Jacobson gets to the ropes and turns around blocking a shot from Carter as he begins to throw right hands connecting with Carter forcing him back.]

Wilden: It seems to me that Jacobson is on a mission to become the number one contender. He has the fight of a champion already Robbie.

Hart: I have no idea what you are talking about Lance. Jacobson is a loser and so is Carter. You heard Mr. Dalmon. They are not even in his league.

[Jacobson sends Carter off the ropes and connects with a huge lariat as Carter comes back. Jacobson then goes for a quick cover and only gets a two count.]

Wilden: This match was almost over right there Robbie. Jacobson almost had the pin.

Hart: Almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades Lance. And you can't almost win. You either WIN or you LOSE, and Jacobson is going to do the latter.

[Jacobson and Carter both get back to their feet as Carter sends Raymond in to the corner following him in with a huge shoulder block to the gut. Jacobson bends over only to be rammed again by Carter.]

Hart: See that is how you go after a win. Carter is beating on Jacobson wearing him down. But he shouldn't expect to do that to Chandler.

Wilden: What are you? Are you a WGL cheer leader? I mean come on Robbie. Lets get back to the action.

[Carter backs up leaving Jacobson in the corner before charging in with a huge clothes line causing Jacobson to slump down in the corner. Carter then delivers a drop kick into the chest of Jacobson before going for a quick cover. Hector Garcia only counts to two before Jacobson kicks out.]

Wilden: This has turned out to be a good match so far. But we do know there will be a new number one contender after this mach is over.

Hart: Yes we will Lance and it won't be Jacobson.

[Carter pulls Jacobson up and kicks him in the gut before dropping him with a running knee lift. Jacobson falls back as Carter begins to stomp away at him.]

Wilden: What a match so far. These men are really showing they want to win this match.

Hart: You are not kidding Lance. All we can do is watch and see who wins the match at the end.

[Carter lifts Jacobson up off the mat and sends him through the ropes crashing into the laps of the WGL. JJ then taunts a bit in the ring as Jacobson lands straight on top of Chandler and Dice.]

Hart: Did you see that Lance? Jacobson just attacked the WGL.What was that for?

Wilden: He was thrown out of the ring. He didn't do it on his own.

[Jacobson slowly gets up as he exchanges glares with the WGL. Jacobson quickly gets back into the ring and runs towards Carter only to be kicked in the gut causing Jacobson to hunch over.]

Hart: Jacobson isn't wrestling very smart here tonight. He seems to be distracted.

Wilden: I can't imagine why.

[Jacobson then gets booted in the ribs once more causing him to fall to the mat holding his rib cage. Carter then goes for another quick cover only getting yet again another two count.]

Wilden: Carter seems to be upset that he didn't get the win after that.

Hart: That should have been the end of the match right there. Carter may have broken the ribs of Jacobson.

[Carter lifts Jacobson up only to be met with a huge European upper cut. Carter stumbles back wards as Jacobson hits him with a straight boot to the face sending him to the ground. Jacobson then locks in a inverted cravate crossface trying to make Carter tap out.]

Wilden: It looks like Jacobson is trying to pull out a submission victory in this match.

Hart: That looks like it hurts a bit. But Carter is from the streets, he is probably used to pain like that.

[Carter gets the rope break due to Dice pushing the rope towards him. Jacobson begins to yell at Dice as he stands near the ropes.]

Hart: See Jacobson isn't focused on his opponent.

Wilden: Dice just cost Jacobson the match!

[Carter slowly gets up behind Jacobson and delivers a stiff forearm shot causing Jacobson to fall to his knees leaning on the ropes. As the ref back Carter up Dice slaps Jacobson right across the face. Jacobson gets up slowly screaming at Dice as Carter comes charging in. Jacobson side steps sending Carter crashing out of the ring into Dice.]

Hart: Jacobson is after them again. What the HECK!

Wilden: That is just pay back Lance. You just witnessed what Dice did.

[As Carter and Dice slowly get up out side of the ring Jacobson leaps over the ropes with a cross body block taking out both men. We then cut to a commercial break as we look at the carnage out side of the ring.]

Wilden:Welcome back to Driven. What a match so far ladies and gentlemen. These two really are giving it all out there.

Hart: Jacobson is just cheating to get ahead.

[Hector Garcia begins to count the men out as they lay at ring side.

ONE....

TWO....

THREE....

FOUR.....

FIVE.....

By the count of six both men were back in the ring.]

Hart: See Jacobson almost cost him self the match there Lance.

Wilden: Yeah, that would have been upsetting for Dalmon, if both men lose that means he would have to face both of them.

[As Jacobson and Carter both reach their feet they begin trading rights. Carter gets the upper hand sending Jacobson crashing into the corner. We watch on as Carter sets Jacobson up for The Second Story Drop.]

Hart: This is it Lance. The Match is OVER!

Wilden: It isn't over until it is over Robbie.

[As Carter goes for the top rope power bomb, Jacobson counters in mid are and delivers a beautiful hurricanrana. Carter crashes to the mat as Jacobson lands on the mat as well.]

Wilden: WHAT THE HECK! That was incredible.

Hart: Jacobson could have just killed Carter.

[As Hector checks on Carter Jacobson gets distracted by Dice once more who begins to get into a screaming match with Jacobson.]

Hart: Jacobson better pay attention to Carter. He may lose this match if he isn't careful.

Wilden: You may be right Robbie. This has been a great match.

[As Carter slowly starts to move we see Dice throw a white powder into Jacobson's face causing him to stumble backwards. As Jacobson rubs his eyes trying to get his vision back Carter gets to his feet and kicks Jacobson in the gut and delivers Jacobson's own hammerlock leg sweep ddt to him.]

Hart: Now this has been a great match!

Wilden: That wasn't right. That was the Iron City DDT. What the heck. Carter is going to steal this match because of the WGL.

[Carter then goes for the cover as Hector Garcia drops down to deliver the count.

ONE

TWO

THREE

The sound of the bell is heard as Garcia raises the arm of Carter. As Jacobson lays out in the ring we see Devon Dice get into the ring.]

Wilden: Well, Jacobson suffers yet another loss thanks to the WGL.

Hart: No he lost because he sucks, Lance.

Wilden: Shut up Hart!

[Devon then begins to stomp away at Jacobson as Carter leaves the ring side area.]

A Mooooment with The Mad Cow

[The camera cuts to the “lair” of The Mad Cow. He is sitting on his throne wearing his custom cOw t-shirt and is hiding behind a horned mask. Squeezed in there with him is Tiffany Tolberg who looks like she is less then thrilled to be stuck in a closet with him]

Tolberg: I am here with The Mad Cow…

The Mad Cow: It’s The Mad Cow to you.

Tolberg: That’s what I said…

The Mad Cow: I am sure you are probably wondering why I have asked you to join me in my fantabulous lair. I won’t keep you in suspense any longer. It seems that the early reviews on this epic confrontation are a little lukewarm. The fans are crying out for a story arch that is a little more serious…So that is exactly what I am going to do. That is what I have always wanted. But it seems like Captain Magnificent is happy enough being some cartoon character come to life. Last week I showed him what lengths I am willing to go to prove him as a fake and a phony.

Tolberg: Are you referring to when you tried to poison him with milk?

The Mad Cow: No one ever SAW me put the sweetest of all nectars into his bottle. But I have found his biggest weakness, and I am sure there are more to be discovered. A week later and he is still reeling from the effects of the last Driven. His lose tonight to Mike Logan proves that he is an ordinary man and can be beaten. It doesn’t matter how he lost because in the record books there will only be a big L. We all know what that stands for…

Tolberg: Loser?

The Mad Cow: That’s right! Just another way the Captain and I differ. I am a winner and I don’t know the meaning of defeat. Look at my record Tiffany…not one lose.

Tolberg: You haven’t won yet either…

The Mad Cow: Who’s fault to you think that is? I can’t be blamed if the locker room is running scared from me. I will step into the ring anytime and anyplace, but it took me to just tonight to find a man brave enough to face me. He is a supposed superhero as well and I will show Captain Magnificent first hand what will happen when our paths finally cross.

[The Mad Cow gets up from his “throne” and comes face to face with Tiffany Tolberg]

The Mad Cow: Do I scared you?

Tolberg: Not really,…I mean I have interviewed…

The Mad Cow: Good…Now I think it is best you leave. It is time for a little moooo time.

[The Mad Cow reaches into his cooler and pulls out a block of cheese and takes a bite. The camera then cuts back to Lance Wilden and Robbie Hart]

Wilden: It looks like we will finally get to see The Mad Cow in action next week Robbie.

Hart: It is about time Lance. I bet the guy is amoooooosing!

Wilden: How do you come up with things like that?

Hart: I don’t know. Sometimes a amooooooze myself!

Wilden: Ugh… We’ll be right back.

The game plan

[Andrew Phillips is walking backstage as Mr. Rich, in his usual business suit, stops Phillips in the hallway.]

Mr. Rich: Listen Drew, I know you have a match tonight and I know the last thing you are going to want to do is think about that dreadful loss to Heretic at Slam in the Sand.

[Phillips shruggs his shoulders]

Mr. Rich: Now you have a tough match tonight, and you don't want those unwanted thoughts running through your mind. And don't worry about when I called you low class, no matter how true it may be, because those are the kind of poisoness thoughts that can ruin a match and have you letting your guard down against a rookie. Now you go knockem dead....and don't worry, I will be watching your match as the manager that you may need!!!!!!!

[Mr. Rich taps Phillips on the shoulder as Phillips gives an odd look goes to talk back to Mr. Rich, but then just shruggs his shoulders and keeps walking towards the ring as we cut back to the rinside area]

Christiano Drago vs. Andrew Phillips

"Live by the laws of the Family..."

Wilden: Well, Robbie, you weren't here last week fro the debut of this kid, but here he comes Christiano Drago making his second appearance after ruthlessly dispatching Zidane Starkiller last week.

[The lights leave, fireworks are set off to imitate machine gun fire at the sides of the ramp whilst green white and red lights start to circle the arena.]

Hart: Yeah, I was off enjoying myself, Lance. Pilchard did fill me in about him though.

"...Or die by the hands of the Family."

Wilden: Did he tell you that he spent the entire match taking underhand shots at Starkiller and bending the rules to keep him out of the match?

Hart: Actually, he told me he made Starkiller suffer pretty bad, which makes me a happy man, because he's up against none other than your golden Come back Kid tonight...

[Christiano makes his way out from the back. Drago starts to strut down the ramp, ignoring the crowd.]

Dixon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making is way to the ring first, CCHRRISTTIAAANO DRAAGGOO!!

[He rolls in under the bottom rope and stands up. As soon as he turns around, he starts to mockingly warm up, all the while looking loudly confident about his nearing match.]

Hart: Drago looks sure of himself here.

Wilden: I don't think he has any other look, certainly none that I've seen anyway.

[The opening strains of "Indestructible" by Disturbed cue on the PA. As the drums kick in, fireworks explode out of the ramp. "The Comeback Kid" Andrew Mendel charges out onto the ramp. He smiles cockily as he makes his way, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way.]

Dixon: And his opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 235 pounds, HE IS "THE COMEBACK KID", ANDREW PPHHIILLLLIIIPPSSS!!!!

Wilden: The Comeback Kid is looking to make his come back here tonight, and he might not find that so easy in the company of Drago.

Hart: Here's hoping, Lance. In fact, I hope Phillips drops the soap.

[Christiano Drago watched as the former champion Phillips made his way in to the ring. The contrast in height was unavoidable as there was clearly almost a foot in favour of Andrew Phillips as he climbed over the top rope and approached Drago, Phillips looked down at Drago's face as they stood toe-to-toe in the ring together for the first time... while Drago simply stood staring through the chest of his much taller opponent. Phillips seems to take some offense as Drago leans to one side looking past him. Over the noise of the crowd roaring for the match to start, the two exchange a few words before Phillips pushes the smaller man away and referee Hector Garcia calls for the bell, but before he can...]

Wilden: Hey, wait a minute...

[Pink Floyd's "Money" hits the arena sound system as Mr Rich makes his way out towards the ring. He stops in the aisle, waving his money around as a dollar sign lights up. He continues to the ringside, signaling for everyone to carry on as if he wasn't there.]

Hart: He's not involved here tonight but he is here, Mr. Rich is making his way to the ring!

[Drago retaliates to the push from earlier with a returning chop across Phillip's chest and a boot to the gut while he was eyeballing Mr. Rich, Drago grabs him in a headlock and looks for an early power move in a springboard DDT off the nearby ropes but Phillips uses his huge power and weight advantage to turn it in to a makeshift northern lights suplex landing Drago in the middle of the ring. He manages a few elbow drops before Drago rolls away and stands up to face him again. Phillips moves towards him and looks for a punch to the gut but Drago manages to get a hold of his arm and twist it before the punch lands.]

Hart: Quick reactions from Drago to catch the punch there...

Wilden: Not nearly as nice as the northern lights suplex from Phillips, though.

[From behind Phillips, Drago pushes him towards the ropes and looks for a roll up pin as he bounces backwards from them, he has a hand full of tights to aid his cause.

ONE

TWO

Wilden: Just as well that wasn't three, Drago had a whole handful of the Comeback Kid's tights there...

Hart: Seriously, if you're gonna train for years to be a wrestler and be thwarted by the slightly illegal handful of tights, you should probably quit while you're ahead...

[Phillips picks himself back up and Drago looks to tie up with Phillips.]

Wilden: Surely not a good move for the much smaller Drago to try and tie up with Phillips?

[Instead of tying up, Drago lashes out with a quick kick to the mid section, he follows with swift kicks to the knees before bouncing off the ropes behind Phillips and tackling him to the ground from the knees.]

Hart: Looks like it was a good move, Lance. You need to realize that sometimes things aren't always as they seem.

Wilden: I think I'll just stick with my assumption from last week that you can't trust a damned thing this kid does.

[Phillips falls back and Drago bounces off the ropes again before sprinting back towards Phillips and hitting a running leg drop before going for another pin.]

Wilden: Leg drop by Drago, quickly on the cover.

ONE

Hart: Not good enough, though. Phillips is still in this.

[Phillips is almost right back up on his feet again and Drago looks to the ropes again to try and take the big man down.]

Wilden: Drago bounces off the ropes and flies back at Phillips.

[Phillips sees him running back and this time flattens him with a big boot. Drago bounces back up, dazed. He stumbles around the ring for a moment with his back to Phillips before Phillips sends him flying with an excellent release german suplex that folds him up in the corner. Mr. Rich thumps the mat with approval as Phillips approaches the downfallen Drago in the corner, glaring at Mr. Rich.]

Hart: Mr. Rich tries to encourage this fool to turn his bad luck around, and he gets a look like that?

Wilden: I'm pretty certain that was more than a little tongue in cheek praise from Rich...

[Drago kicks out at Phillips as he tries to grab at his legs and calls to the referee for assistance as he looks agonized and holds the small of his back. Garcia rushes towards him and tries to take a look at his back, Drago makes sure to taunt Phillips as Garcia can't see. Phillips comes towards him like a bull to a red flag.]

Wilden: Ohh, low blow from Drago as Garcia is blindsided! Yet more pretty reprehensible actions from this convict.

Hart: Nothing more than opportunism, Lance. And if Phillips had been as Opportunistic, do you really think he'd have wasted time staring out Mr. Rich after he encouraged him earlier on?

[The punch to the groin evens the match up and Garcia finds Drago almost miraculously healed. Drago wastes no time after his seemingly out of the blue recovery and delivers a neckbreaker to Phillips before stomping on him to try and take advantage of him while he's down. Mr. Rich thumps the mat as Phillips tries to get back up.]

Wilden: A nice neckbreaker from Drago.

Hart: And a good show of encouragement from Mr. Rich on the outside, willing Phillips back in to the match!

Wilden: You can't honestly think that's what he's doing, Robbie?

Hart: That's what it looks like from here...

[Phillips isn't on the ground for long as he makes it to his knees whilst Drago tries to kick him back down. The crowd start to get behind him as he gets one foot on the mat, Drago reacts by trying to hit a shining wizard with a short run up.]

Wilden: Drago looking for a Shining Wizard, he could end it here!

Hart: Or he could find himself gaining hang time!

[Drago freefalls out of the ring as Phillips makes it to his feet after throwing him over the top rope. He soaks up the appreciation of the crowd and Mr. Rich provides light applause from the ringside. Drago angrily starts to spit insults at Phillips, goading him to the ropes as Drago climbs to the apron.]

Wilden: This isn't clever by Phillips, you've got to think that he wouldn't be doing this sort of thing if he was at his best...

Hart: Doing stupid things IS Andrew Phillips at his best, Lance.

[Drago hangs Phillips up on the top rope as he falls to the outside again.]

Wilden: Phillips finds himself hung up there on the ropes, and for the second time in a fortnight, Drago chokes an opponent on those ropes.

[Drago slides himself back in to the ring and continues to barrage Phillips with closed fisted shots until he has him at the corner. He climbs up on the second rope and starts to choke out Phillips as he's there.]

Wilden: He's choking him again! Drago really needs to cut this out of his game if he wants to gain any respect in cWo.

Hart: That's a bit drastic, Lance, some of the best wrestlers in history have made their name by bending rules, you know?

[Garcia delivers a ten count and pulls Drago down, they argue for a few seconds while Phillips catches his bearings and Drago hauls Garcia in-front of him as he sees Phillips charge out of the blocks towards him.]

Hart: That idiot Garcia just got crushed!

Wilden: Drago hauled him in the road of Phillips to save his own ass!

[Caught in the crossfire, Garcia falls to the mat in a daze and Phillips tries to help him up. Drago watches as Phillips leans over to help and takes advantage with a stiff kick to the side of the head. Drago looks at the fallen Phillips and starts to untie a guard from the second turnbuckle as his opponent and the referee are out of the action. Drago turns from exposing the turnbuckle and watches as Phillips stands up on the other side of the ring, he signals for the Comeback Kid to charge him, but Phillips isn't stupid and takes his time. Drago gets frustrated at the undoing of his plan and springs out CBK managing a speedy dropckick to the front of his shins, dropping him to his knees he quickly grabs Phillips by the head and tries to drag him to the exposed turnbuckle, finding himself struggling with the weight of his opponent.]

Wilden: Phillips is just too heavy and too strong for Drago to boss about the ring here...

Hart: He doesn't have to boss him, Lance. Just beat him.

[Phillips manages to stand up again and push Drago off of him and in to the corner before whipping him towards the opposing side. He follows with a forearm to the face and as Drago stumbles out of the corner he bull dogs him to the mat and quickly climbs the turnbuckle as Garcia makes it to his feet and finds his bearings.]

Wilden: Phillips is going to the top here, we might see the Never Miss Moonsault!

Hart: He's showboating, Lance! This is why he's not getting wins!

[Phillips encourages the crowd to support him for a moment as Mr. Rich starts to try and distract him by providing a little more cheerleading at the side. Phillips tells him to can it.]

Hart: Again, good advice from Mr. Rich and he gets nothing but bad attitude!

Wilden: Here comes the Never Miss Moonsault! OH! Drago gets the legs up!

[He leaps off looking for the Never Miss Moonsault and lands it beautifully - but on the raised legs of Drago who can barely even manage to roll over on to his front after it. Phillips tumbles over to the other side of the ring grabbing his aching mid section.]

Wilden: Drago is the first up...

[Drago picks himself up and catches Phillips on his knees with a baseball slide to the gut before grabbing his left leg in a Boston crab and falling back locking his left arm too in a modified STF.]

Wilden: Dargo is looking for the Family Motto here! But he's far too close to the ropes!

Hart: That's a rookie mistake from Drago...

[Phillips is too near the ropes to worry about it though, and reaches out at them, as soon as he seens close, Mr. Rich rushes on to the apron and Garcia is forced to deal with him while Phillips grabs the bottom rope looking for relief from the hold, relief which Drago has no intent to provide.]

Wilden: Rich is keeping Garcia from breaking the hold!

Hart: Whatever leads to Andrew Phillips suffering is good for me, Lance!

[Garcia eventually orders Rich down before noticing CBK has the ropes and hauling Drago off.]

Wilden: Finally Rich lets Garcia away to break the hold!

[Phillips looks to be in a bit of pain as he stands back up from the submission and Drago doesn't waste much time before trying to keep his leg and arm hurting. He quickly twists the left arm before kicking out the left knee as well and finishing it off with an armbar DDT.]

Wilden: Drago continues to work the left arm and leg of Phillips.Drago makes the
cover.

ONE

TWO

Wilden: Nothing but a near fall there.

Hart: He should have went for the submission again!

Wilden: Drago charges out again...

[Phillips kicks out with time to spare, but is struggling with his left arm as he picks himself up to the still attacking Drago. Drago again goes for the left arm with a Hammerlock this time, but Phillips sacrifices a little bit of pain to wriggle free before spinning round with an elbow to the face of Drago and he fires off a few open fisted shots in Drago's face before Drago tries to retaliate and the Come Back Kid dodges the swing and gets behind Drago perfectly to lock his arms around his waste before hurling him backwards in a german suplex, he keeps his arms locked after the first, although the pain on his face from his hurting left arm is evident.]

Wilden: The crowd are on their feet here, they sense a hat trick of Germans coming up, Robbie!

[He gets Drago back to his feet and tumbles him awkwardly back fro a second, and despite trying to hold on for the third has to leave him be and cradle the left arm.]

Hart: Ha! He can't hold on, his arm's too weak right now!

[Drago makes it to his feet in time to see Phillips being attended to by Garcia, who is worried about the arm. Drago breaks it up by rushing the Come Back Kid with a flying clothesline. Phillips bounces back up, as does Drago.]

Wilden: Drago gives Garcia no time to get a proper look at Phillips' arm here!

[Phillips turns to see a kick to the groin from Drago who quickly takes him to the ground by hooking his left arm and sinking a DDT before putting a grapevine on the arm. Phillips gets a foot on the rope pretty soon and Gacria has to warn Drago and give him a count before he lets go.]

Wilden: Drago works that left arm again, but not for long as Garcia has a word with him.

Hart: He broke the hold, what's Garcia's problem?!

Wilden: He broke it that time...

[Drago is taken to one side and warned by Garcia as Phillips picks himself up and recovers. Phillips notices Drago has his back turned to him and approaches him while he's unaware, Mr. Rich gets on the apron again and starts to talk to Garcia about Drago's refusal to break the hold, making a scene of it all and threatening to come in.]

Wilden: Phillips is up and about again here, but he's cradling that left arm badly!

Hart: Garcia needs to let Drago get back to the match!

Wilden: Phillips is looking for the bitchbreaker here, with just his right arm though!

[Meanwhile Phillips hooks his good right arm over Drago's chest and drags him to the middle of the ring before hitting half of the Bitchbreaker, he looks for the pin but the distracted Hector Garcia isn't there to make the count.]

Wilden: Rich is preventing Garcia from seeing the pin or making the count! Phillips is waiting on him!

[Phillips waits for a few seconds as the crowd count three without the referee. Phillips leaves Drago and goes to tear Garcia away from Mr. Rich and explains that he should have had a three count. Mr. Rich grabs his attention by pointing to the ring and telling him to get his ass in gear and focus on what he's doing.]

Hart: Yet more sound advice from someone just trying to help!

Wilden: My ass!

[As the two argue, Drago unsteadily makes it to his feet and gets enough time to assess the situation, as soon as Rich is off the apron, Drago trips him and rolls in to the half boston crab on the left leg again but this time in the middle of the ring, he falls back and turns it in to his modified STF before screaming in Andrew Phillip's ear!]

Wilden: Family Motto! In the middle of the ring!

Hart: Drago has him now, surely!

[Phillips reaches out for ropes with his right hand but even his tall frame isn't long enough to make it. Phillips strives to move himself from the middle of the ring, trying to shuffle himself towards the nearest bottom rope.]

Hart: You can shuffle all you want! Tap that hand!

Wilden: Phillips is trying as hard as he can here, but there's not much movement available in a tight STF like this one!

[The Come Back Kid's hand falls eventually and starts to tap reluctantly on the mat. Drago gets his submission as Andrew Phillips lies cradling his now aching left arm and Mr. Rich simply looks in through the ropes at him, shaking his head.]

Hart: And Phillips submits!

Wilden: No doubt the refusal from Drago to break the holds early in the match helped his cause at least a little, but Phillips took his eye off the ball when he seemed to have the match in the bag! And what is it gonna do to the psyche of Andrew? In the last four matches Andrew has had, he has now tapped out three times.

Dixon: And your winner, Christiano Drago!

[Garcia raises Drago's arm for the second time in a fortnight as Dixon announces his win before Drago lets the attitude take over again and pushes Garcia off him before heading up the ramp again. Mr. Rich stands shaking his head as Andrew hobbles to the corner and buries his head in his hands.]

Wilden: And regardless of what anyone things, Andrew had this match won, and had it not been for one man, he woulda pulled out the win tonight. The former World Champion, now and 0-2 in recent weeks.

Hart: It’s gotta suck to be Andrew Phillips right now!

Wilden: He’s recovering from the fight of his life against a madman who almost destroyed his family, that was an emotional drain for the Comeback Kid.

Hart: Oh boo-hoo. I thought he called himself the best wrestler in the world? Now he can’t even win with the support of the legendary Mr. Rich!

Wilden: Oh please! Mr. Rich is just trying to rub salt in his wounds, not help him get back on track!

Hart: What’s with you not trusting anyone, Lance? Mr. Rich is trying to help and CBK is too arrogant to listen to him! He’s the bad guy, not Rich!

Wilden: Folks Tiffany Tolberg has been trying all day to track down “The Product of Hate” Josh Cantrell. He isn’t scheduled to compete but he has just arrived to the building so let’s go backstage to Tiffany.

[The scene cuts away from Lance Wilden at ringside to Tiffany Toldberg running with a microphone behind Josh Cantrell.]

Confessions

Tolberg: Josh…wait…**huffing** where are you going?

[Cantrell stops and turns around.]

Cantrell: To the ring, gimmie that.

[He snatches the microphone from Tiffany and bursts through the curtains to a thunderous ovation as “The Sound of Madness” by Shinedown begins to play.]

Cantrell: Cut it! This don’t have to be some kinda big production.

Wilden: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Product of Hate looks to be on a mission tonight, this must be about what Jacob Baxter did last week.

Hart: I watched the tape. What Jacob Baxter did last week was almost as wonderful as the night I had.

[Cantrell walks up the ring steps and steps between the ropes.]

Cantrell: Heretic! All I wanna know is how you know? I let it happen last week, you got in my head and I lost my focus and my title. None of your little mind games tonight cause you ain’t getting in my head again, it’s already crowded enough and there ain’t anymore room. I just wanna know how you know about what you asked me last week.

[There's no response at the entrance ramp. Cantrell paces angrily.]

Wilden: Well, now Josh Cantrell apparently has business with Heretic. What could Heretic have known to put him in this state?

Hart: I don’t care, and I don't think Heretic cares, Lance! He won't talk to Johnny Serious and at least he was a short-lived world champ, why would he talk to a short lived US champ?

[Finally, "Living in the sunlight, Loving in the moonlight" begins to play and the crowd boos as Heretic steps out from behind the entrance curtain, talking as he walks down the ramp]

Heretic: What? What'd I do? Seems to me like every time anything bad happens, it's MY fault! I'm apparently POISONING the mood around here now... and now, I somehow cost YOU the US title? I asked you a RHETORICAL question, Joshua! I simply wanted to know what mattered more to you, love or money... you say you're in LOVE, but would the right price keep you away? Just some FOOD FOR THOUGHT, as they say! But this seems to be hitting you a too hard, Joshua. Is there anything you'd like to CONFESS?

[The look of paranoia that Cantrell had last week has now returned and he takes a deep breath as Heretic climbs into the ring]

Cantrell: Confess? No... I've got nothing to confess. I just thought...I mean, when you asked me that I thought you knew something that you must not have.

Heretic: Really? NOTHING to confess at all? Interesting.

Wilden: Josh Cantrell looks ill. Heretic is trying to cause him to tell on himself for something Heretic didn't even know about.

Hart: He's gonna puke right there in the ring, It's guilt eating him alive.

Cantrell: You know! You're just playing games with me, how did you find out? Who told you?

Heretic: [shrugs] Who told me what? What do I know, Josh? How can I know what I'm supposed to know if you don't tell me what it is I'm supposed to know?

Cantrell: No, I can't...I mean there is nothing to tell, I just took what you said wrong, if you didn't mean anything by it then all this is just a misunderstanding.

Heretic: Ah. So you're the type that allows a misunderstanding to ruin your week? What was SO important that misunderstanding it caused you to lose something you held valuable? You're being dishonest, Josh, there's something on the tip of your tongue, something just dying to come out!

Cantrell: I'm not being dishonest! I don't even know why I called you out here. I just overreacted, that’s all.

[The lights in the arena dim. White lights begin to flash in throughout the arena as the intro to Oasis' "F***in' in the Bushes" plays. As the song kicks in Jacob Baxter emerges from behind the curtain. The crowd boos loudly as he walks to the ring]

Wilden: It’s Jacob Baxter! We saw him take out Johnny Serious earlier, and now it looks like he’s got business with Heretic and Josh Cantrell!

Hart: Baxter cashed in on Heretic’s SERIOUS bounty, Lance!

Baxter: I hate to interrupt the party, but our World Champion is a very hard man to find. You see, I’ve been up and down these halls all night, looking in dustbins and broom closets for you, good sir. Thankfully, our Product of Fear, Joshy Cantrell decided to lure you out from your lair. I’m sure he’d like to go on and on attempting to gain your attention as means to steer people away from the fact that he lost his precious title last week, barely able to hold on to it for two weeks! Isn’t that right? You know and I know that prat doesn’t deserve to be in the presence of great champions like yourself and me, Heretic. Not after last week's poor showing. Now, I am here for something more important. I took care of you wanted. Johnny Serious has been incapacitated thanks to this ol’ bastard. So, what’s in it for me?

Heretic: Ah yes. FINALLY, someone who is what they appear to be! You're a BASTARD, but unlike all the others, you're in the OPEN! You don't put up smoke screens to try to hide your TRUE NATURE! We're kindred spirits, you and I. If there's ANYONE ELSE who deserves to b at the top of this organization, it's YOU! You were the only man in cWo to answer my challenge, the only one to eliminate Johnny Serious, and with that... you've won a prize greater than any belt. You've won LEGITIMACY!

Baxter: I’m aware you’re this all-knowing, wiser than all of us fellow, and I appreciate the information you have to share with us. You are one of the few other men here who’s work ethic I can respect because frankly…you’re mad! Not in a way that you should be sent to the looney bin, don’t get me wrong. You’re twisted. You’re scary. You do things that make me say “that chap is quite the bastard!” But with all due respect, I’m already quite aware of my legitimacy. I was well aware of it the first time I knocked Johnny Serious’ head in. Maybe I’m just missing the big picture and all that’s on my mind are things that are below you, but if I did all that for you just for…

Cantrell: You know, I'm really glad you two were able to find each other and become friends but my issues with the champ there were just a simple missunderstanding. Baxter... you're a different animal all together cause ever since I've been back in cWo you've been a thorn in my side. I figured after the war we had in that cage at Slam in the Sand we'd both be moving on but apparently you can't take a loss very well so you see fit to screw me out of the US Title. These people...

[He holds the mic up and points out to the cheering crowd.]

Cantrell: They know Chandler Dalmon couln't beat me fair in a million trys. As far as I'm concerned the problem I had before I came out here is an after thought, but Baxter, I'll get my payback just like you got yours.

[Baxter goes to repspond, but is interrupted as “Crawling” by Linkin Park begins to play on the speakers. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Tony “Totally” Awesome steps out onto the entrance ramp.]

Hart: It’s the boss!

Wilden: Finally! Someone needs to do something about all of this!

Tony “Totally’ Awesome: For the last few weeks, I’ve tried to keep a low profile.
Low profile. My goals here aren’t to constantly be on TV, but to make sure cWo runs smoothly, and make sure that we grow as an organization. Well last week, a cWo veteran said something that made me think. Lance Wilden mentioned that right now is the WORST this organization has ever been. I thought about it, and you know what? Lance is right!

Hart: You wait till I’m gone to say something important?

Wilden: Well, Tony Awesome and I haven’t seen eye to eye on everything, but it’s good to see that he’s finally listening!

Tony “Totally” Awesome: Now, there’s some blame that can be thrown around for why it’s gotten like this, but where the blame squarely goes, where it belongs, is at the top of this organization, it’s world champion! I made myself clear last month that I didn’t want you as my world champion, but you won the belt. And since then, the moral in cWo has been taking a nosedive! The fans are turned off, our senior play by play man is depressed and we have cWo legends writing columns on our websites calling the situation hopeless! Someone has to stop this, and if that has to fall on me, then it will be my PLEASURE to pull cWo out of your grip!

Heretic: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! [Laughs]

Tony “Totally” Awesome: Sure, laugh it up. But you see, I don’t care who has the world title. I don’t care if Johnny Serious gets the shot that’s been eluding him. I don’t care if Josh Cantrell makes the jump. Hell, Baxter can win the thing and call it the European Union title for all I care… all that matters to me, Heretic, is that YOU don’t have it!

[The crowd cheers]

Tony “Totally” Awesome: So you don’t wanna give Johnny Serious a shot at the title? You say he can’t “teach” you anything? That he has nothing to offer you? I say he does. And at Eye Of The Storm, he’ll prove it to you!!

[The crowd erupts, Heretic rolls his eyes.]

Tony “Totally” Awesome: But that’s not it. Last week, you had the gall to put a bounty on another human being, you said the man who stepped up and claimed the bounty would get a reward. Baxter stepped up, so he gets the reward. Fair, right? You’ll be seeing HIM at Eye of the Storm too!

Wilden: Serious AND Baxter!

Hart: Oh man, could you imagine The Bastard as World Champ?

Tony “Totally” Awesome: But it seems like Mr. Baxter and Mr. Cantrell have some unfinished business, and it wouldn’t be fair to deny Cantrell another crack at him. And at the same time, it seems like Heretic, you’ve taken an interest in Josh Cantrell. So at Eye of the Storm, you can get to know him a little better when you step into the ring in a FOUR MAN ELIMINAION MATCH FOR THE WORLD TITLE!

[The crowd erupts. The three men in the ring eye each other.]

Tony “Totally” Awesome: But that’s not it. As confident as I am that you won’t walk out of this match with that world title you’ve defaced, I need to take every precaution. If you wanna act like an animal, Heretic, then I’ll put you in a cage.. well, a CELL to be more specific!

Wilden: What a match! Baxter, Serious, Cantrell and Heretic in a cell at Eye of the Storm!

Hart: He wants to lock four men in a cage with that lunatic?!

Wilden: I like the odds in that one, Robbie!

Tony “Totally” Awesome: I’ve seen the clouds gathering, but after eye of the storm, I have faith that we’ll see our way back to clear skies!

[“Crawling” plays and the crowd cheers as Tony “Totally” Awesome walks back through the entrance curtain. Heretic laughs as Josh Cantrell and Jacob Baxter stare daggers through each other.]

Wilden: What a revelation! And what an event Eye of the Storm will be! Folks, we’ve got to take our last commercial break of the evening. When we come back, it’s our MAIN EVENT!

Chazz Mendel and Nick Dangerous against wrestlers of Chris Michaels' choosing

[Senior announcer Mic Benson takes his place in the center of the ring with a mic in hand as he prepares to announce the main event.]

Benson: The following tag team contest is our maaaaain event! And is scheduled for one fall

[The crowds starts to boo as "Tiger the Lion" by The Tragically Hip hits the PA system. Gord Downie's voice croons over the music.]

"This is Tiger The Lion..."
"Give me the knuckles of Frisco..."
"If there's danger in the language, Gentlemen..."
"I suggest no further use of the two way radio..."

[The song kicks in and Chazz Mendel walks out onto the stage along with John Pilchard, while behind the two is Nick Dangerous wearing his green and yellow entrance robe and ski mask.]

Hart: Hm..you gonna be alright for this Lance? You're not gonna flip out again this week are ya?

Wilden: I appreciate your concern Robbie, but I think I can keep it together now that I don't have John Pilchard grating on my nerves for two consecutive hours. And after what Tony Awesome announced, I think we’re gonna be OK!

[Pilchard arrogantly swaggers his way down to the ring while Chazz Mendel sports a look of confidence as they approach the ring.]

Benson: Entering the ring first, at a combined weight of four hundred and fifty seven pounds. Nick Dangerous and Chazz Mennnnndeeeeeeel!

[John Pilchard applauds both men as Chazz Mendel raises his arms in acknowledgement to his own arrival, while Nick Dangerous maintains his cold demeanor, taking his corner in the ring as he takes his mask and robe off, and starts doing stretches in anticipation of his match.]

Hart: I wonder who their opponents are gonna be!

Wilden: It seems like Chris Michaels is closing in on someone who can get the best of Nick Dangerous. Raymond Jacobson came close. J.J. Carter came close, I can only hope the third time is the charm. Pilchard can get on my case about being biased all he wants, because maybe he's right, I am biased against Nick Dangerous and Chazz Mendel! Because for all their talents inside the ring it's not enough, no one wants to see these two cross more lines than they already have since coming together as a team.

Hart: Lance you're starting to lose it again!

Wilden: I'm not, you don't have to worry about me tonight Robbie. I'm just anxious to see these two get what's coming to them.

Hart: Well let's see who Michaels has in store for them before we can tell what's coming. Beating Nick Dangerous on his one is one thing, but beating Nick Dangerous and Chazz Mendel together is a different thing all together. I think it's gonna take two very particular people to get the job done.

Wilden: And who do you think that would be?

Hart: I don't even know, Lance.

[Before Chris Michaels can come out and make his announcement Chazz Mendel takes the mic from Mic Benson.]

Chazz: Two weeks ago, the charade that was Christian Roman's return to the cWo began. Two weeks ago he stood in this very ring, pouring his heart and soul to you people, begging for forgiveness. He said he was a changed man. And each and every one of you bought it!

[Chazz looks at Pilchard, and they shake their heads in disgust. Nick Dangerous is using the ropes continues to warm up for the match.]

Chazz: It hasn't been two weeks, and Christian Roman has already shown his true colors! Last week, as my tag team partner tonight, and FRIEND, Nick Dangerous, was in the middle of being brutally attacked by thugs, I, being the friend that I am, came to the ring to stop the injustices of J.J. Carter and Brother Shabazz. And just who jumped in on the side of evil? Christian Roman did, naturally!

[The crowd starts to boo louder.]

Chazz: The only thing he tried to save was J.J. Carter and Brother Shabazz's time by stacking the odds against Nick Dangerous and myself. Some savior! HE would rather help a couple of thugs with an agenda, and not World Class athletes like ourselves. But like true heroes, Nick and I rose above the adversity and won the day! We did it last week, and we'll do it this week.

[Chazz hands the mic over to John Pilchard, and the crowd immediately reacts with a fury of boos.]

Pilchard: Haha, and even if he thought he was doing something decent what was he gonna do? Huh? If Chazz Mendel and Nick Dangerous are so evil, what was Christian Roman gonna do to the two of them to rid the cWo of them huh? Was he gonna cripple them? Christian Roman, if we're so bad what are you gonna do to stop us? Your idea of what makes a hero is pathetic! No one opens up a Superman comic hoping he gets his ass kicked! People idolize winners! You talk a great game but you haven't even wrestled a match since coming back! And you've had three weeks to do sign up!

[Chazz smiles as Pilchard continues.]

Pilchard: The men I get behind are the unsung heroes of the cWo. You might all jeer us, you might all hate us, but we're better for cWo than Christian Roman or Chris Michaels ever was, and ever will be! Think about this! Chris Michaels when you came around, you put all your effort into trying to convince everyone that Raymond Jacobson was cWo's guiding light to the future, and Nick Dangerous slapped him around and made him his bitch! You thought that since J.J. got lucky once that lightning strikes twice, and Nick Dangerous put him through hard times that made another trip to prison seem like a free ticket to Disney World!

[Chazz pats Pilchard on the back as Pilchard gives a look as though he feels he's hitting his stride as the jeers hit fever pitch.]

Pilchard: You're having enough trouble understanding that Nick Dangerous is a weapon, so what makes you want to bring Chazz Mendel into the mix? You thought you had it rough before. You're taking two men who dominated the World Title for almost an accumulative year, putting them together and telling the world you know who has what it takes to beat them? Well I can't wait to see them. I just can't wait to see the look on your face when you find out that the ghosts of cWo past Dade Davis and "Mayhem" John Manningham don't have it anymore!

Hart: Haha!

[Fans continue to show their disapproval for the trio in the ring when their opinions change when Chris Michaels comes out armed with a mic.]

HotShot: Well I can't wait for the look on your face when I tell you I don't have Dade Davis and John Manningham waiting back there. No, I have the perfect opponents in mind for you guys this week. Pilchard you can't under estimate me forever, you can't keep selling guys like Raymond Jacobson and J.J. Carter short because they came close, real close, and they're not even close to their peak yet. While both of them might've taken Nick Dangerous to his physical limit, I know two guys who can cover the physical aspect, and cover the mental aspect as well. After the unnecessary beating you laid down on J.J. Carter and Brother Shabazz, not to mention my pal Roman, I had to think about the two people in cWo who could destroy Nick Dangerous and Chazz Mendel before they become a bigger problem than they already are.

Pilchard: Well come on Chris! Let's hear it!

HotShot: I think you'll agree with me too. Nick Dangerous and Chazz Mendel's opponents tonight...are Nick Dangerous! And Chazz Mendel!

Pilchard: What!

HotShot: You heard me! One on one! Nick Dangerous in one corner! Chazz Mendel in the other!

[The fans cheer as Pilchard and Chazz Mendel start to lose it.]

Wilden: Wow!

Pilchard: What! You can't do that!

HotShot: It's too late to tell me otherwise.

[As Pilchard and Chazz Mendel obviously disagree with the choice we see Nick Dangerous continue doing his stretches.]

Pilchard: The card says Nick Dangerous and Chazz Mendel against opponents of your choosing.

HotShot: And I've made my choice.

Pilchard: My men have been preparing for a tag team match! You have to find a tag team! I'll tell Tony Awesome about this!

HotShot: Don't worry John. I've already cleared it up and he thought it was just great.

Pilchard: We're not ready for this!

HotShot: That's kind of why I did it Johnny my man!

Pilchard: We're not...we're....not...

[Pilchard slows down as he draws his attention to Nick Dangerous, who looks like he's hardly phased by the announcement, preparing to wrestle.]

Pilchard: Nick, come with us, we're walkin' out!

[Chazz audibly shouts out "yeah man, we're outta here!" But Nick doesn't budge from his wrestling stance.]

Pilchard: Nick? You hear me? Does this thing work? Ah screw it...

[Pilchard throws the mic aside as Chazz and John approach Dangerous. Cameras catch Nick saying "I came out here to wrestle, so I'm gonna wrestle." Chazz and John both talk over each other trying to convince Nick otherwise.]

Wilden: Looks like the tension is gonna destroy these two before the match even starts.

[We hear Chazz say "is this a joke?" when Johnny Williams decides to call for the bell.]

DING DING DING

[Pilchard rushes out of the ring, belting out a loud "WHOA!" as Nick shoots at Chazz Mendel bringing him down with an STO.]

Wilden: Looks like Nick wasn't joking!

[Nick tries to lock Chazz in a cross armbar but Chazz pulls away and rushes to his feet in a defensive position.]

Wilden: As much as I dislike the man, Nick Dangerous has certainly taken his ring work a lot more seriously since returning to the ring and look at this!

[Nick quickly continues his offense bringing Chazz down with a double leg takedown.]

Wilden: Chazz down again!

Hart: What is he doing?

Wilden: He's wrestling!

[Nick tries hooking Chazz Mendel's leg for a side leg lock but Chazz crawls out of it, and exits the ring, referee Johnny Williams starts a ten count.]

Wilden: And he's catching Chazz Mendel off guard. Chris Michaels is definitely on the money when he said that Chazz Mendel and Nick Dangerous are the only two men capable of destroying Nick Dangerous and Chazz Mendel.

Hart: It's just friendly competition, that's all!

ONE

Wilden: Friendly competition is a rarity in the cWo Robbie.

[As Chazz regroups with John Pilchard as he looks on at Dangerous shouting "have you lost your mind?"]

TWO

Wilden: Chazz Mendel and John Pilchard aren't sure how to deal with this.

Hart: And look at the smile on Michaels' face!

THREE

[Nick gestures for Mendel to get back in, not having a sense of humor at all about it as he prepares for him, as Mendel swallows deep and bites the bullet, sliding under the bottom rope, when Nick springs a Dangerous Armbar attempt.]

Wilden: Dangerous Armbar!

Hart: Oh no!

[Chazz freaks out and flips out of the hold as he gets back to a standing defensive position.]

Wilden: Nick is relentless as always since getting back in the ring. He lifts Chazz up!

[Nick brings Chazz over his shoulder and tackles him into the turnbuckle, as Chazz agonizes after the impact of the slam. Nick follows up.]

Wilden: What a fierce knife edge chop!

Hart: What're you a Nick Dangerous fan all of a sudden?

Wilden: Oooh! Another chop! I'm a fan of Chris Michaels' handy work Robbie! And another chop! Chazz looks too awestruck to do anything about it!

[Nick goes for another chop but Chazz Mendel dodges it, and runs around Nick Dangerous, as Nick turns to face him Chazz places him in a headlock.]

Wilden: Chazz Mendel trying to slow Nick Dangerous down with a headlock. He knows the longer this goes on that inevitable rift between the two will continue to grow.

Hart: Inevitable rift, what are you talking about! John Pilchard is the glue in this tandem! As long as there is Pilchard there will be Nick Dangerous and Chazz Mendel.

[With the headlock applied we can see Mendel under his breath trying to reason with Dangerous, as John Pilchard looks to be beside himself.]

Wilden: Headlock still applied, I think he's gonna try and keep that headlock applied the whole match, Chazz taking a real passive approach to this match.

[Nick manages to hook his arm half around Chazz's neck as he powers Chazz into a headlock of his own.]

Wilden: And Nick with a reverses the headlock!

[Nick looks like his mind is focused on nothing but putting as much torque into his headlock as possible as Chazz Mendel throws his arms around, feeling out an escape from Nick's grasp when John Pilchard gets on the apron and tries to reason with Dangerous.]

Wilden: John Pilchard is pleading with Dangerous to stop!

Hart: He has no reason not to!

Wilden: He's a wrestler who obviously has some degree of pride in his work Robbie!

Hart: Well that's silly! We all know he's great, he doesn't need to do this!

[Nick disregards Pilchards pleas as he turns Chazz around, looking away from Pilchard.]

Wilden: And Nick completely ignores him! Taking Chazz down with a headlock takedown! Pin!

ONE

Wilden: Kicks out! And don't look now, looks like Pilchard's headed over here..

Hart: He looks like he's losin' it!

[Nick maintains his headlock as a crazed John Pilchard takes a headset at the table.]

Pilchard: Tony Awesome! I know you're watching this! I know you hear me! Stop this match! Stop it right now or I swear!

[Chazz gets out of the headlock as he applies a headscissors hold on Dangerous.]

Pilchard: Don't become the next Andrew Fiasco Tony! Stop the match!

[We hear a loud ruffling of the headset as Pilchard slams the headset down, while the match continues.]

Wilden: Pardon the interruption folks.

[While in the headscissors Nick bridges himself over Chazz Mendel with a pin.]

Wilden: Pin!

ONE

TWO

[Chazz Mendel uses all of his strength to lift Dangerous up as the two get to a standing position.]

Wilden: Awesome display of strength from Chazz Mendel! Bridges out, and he's spun Nick with a backslide pin!

ONE

TWO

DING DING DING DING DING

Wilden: What!

[Cameras rush to the timekeeper table to see John Pilchard with the timekeeper's mallot in his hand.]

Wilden: He's losing his mind!

[Nick sits on his knees looking frustrated at Pilchard with his hands on his hips, when Chazz Mendel uses the distraction to dropkick Nick Dangerous in the back of the head, driving him face first into the mat.]

Wilden: John Pilchard just caused his best friend Nick Dangerous to get dropkicked out of consciousness!

[Johnny Williams walks over to the corner of the ring looking to John Pilchard as we hear him shout "I want you out of here!" as the crowd roars.]

Wilden: Great work by Johnny Williams! You heard the man John!

Hart: This has to be one of the worst days of John's professional life!

[Pilchard shouts "what! Are you out of your mind! Awesome will have your head for this!"]

Wilden: After last week I needed this Robbie.

[Chazz Mendel and Pilchard argue with the referee, when Chris Michaels suddenly hoists Pilchard in the air and begins carrying him out physically.]

Wilden: Chazz better stop worrying about his new buddy John Pilchard, he's got an aggrivated wrestler waiting to pay him back!

[The fans cheer as Nick Dangerous angrilly stares down Chazz Mendel, Chazz turns around as Nick huffs and puffs.]

Hart: I can't believe this!

[Chazz Mendel holds out his arms as he pleads for Nick to give it a rest as he catches him off guard with a poke to the eyes.]

Wilden: Thumb to the eyes!

Hart: Maybe that'll make him reconsider his actions!

[Chazz's demeanor quickly changes as he grows frustrated with Nick Dangerous, running against the ropes and coming back with an attack.]

Wilden: Spinning wheel kick to bring Dangerous down! It looks like Chazz is putting his politics aside now and we're gonna get a match out of this!

Hart: Oh I can't watch! I don't wanna watch this!

Wilden: The Kansas City crowd would beg to differ! Here's the pin!

ONE

Wilden: But he kicks out at one!

[Nick sits up but his eyes squint as he looks like some damage has been done to the head, Chazz quickly gets up and runs against the ropes, bringing Nick down with another basement dropkick to the head, flattenting him on his back.]

Wilden: Chazz showing that he can be relentless too! And another pin!

ONE

TWO

Wilden: Early two and a kickout! The head is a very good place to look if you wanna know Nick Dangerous' achilles' heel.

[Chazz Mendel sits Nick up as he places him in a rear chin lock.]

Wilden: Of all the damage done at Slam in the Sand I'll garauntee you Nick's head is still ringing from getting steel stairs dropkicked into his face, and that steel chair sent back to him in retalliation of his assault on Johnny Serious at Slam in the Sand. Chazz now cutting the circulation to his brain with that rear chin lock as Nick is alive but not well.

[We hear Chazz shout out loud "we don't have to do this!" as he squeezes tight.]

Hart: You hear that Lance? "We don't have to do this."

Wilden: I heard it.

Hart: Then why is he doing it!

Wilden: Wasn't it you who used to grind it into my brain that Nick has changed?

Hart: Well...I'm not sure he changed for the better this time!

[Nick out of desperation climbs to his knees and reaches back.]

Wilden: Snapmare to get out of Chazz's grasp!

[Chazz Mendel quickly recovers as Nick slowly gets to his feet and unpreparedly walks towards Chazz.]

Wilden: Chazz stays on the ball with an arm drag to take Nick over!

Hart: Keep him restrained!

Wilden: And another arm drag!

[Nick walks blindly into Chazz again but stops before another arm drag catches him. As Chazz brings himself back up Nick rushes him.]

Wilden: Whoawhoawhoawhoa! Nick paying Chazz back with multiple forearms to the head!

[Chazz responds with an attack of his own.]

Wilden: Knee to the gut to Dangerous. And an irish whip...

[Nick reverses the whip and sends Mendel into the corner instead.]

Wilden: Mendel is introduced to the corner and...

[Nick charges after Mendel with a running shoulder tackle, but Chazz leap frogs as Nick goes shoulder first into the turnbuckle post.]

Wilden: Chazz gets out of the way! And it's bad for Nick Dangerous! Could hear the smack of bone on steel from the nosebleeds!

Hart: I think some of his head hit that post!

Wilden: Nick looks out of it. He ran full tilt into that post.

[Chazz rests on his knees as he leans into the second rope, noticing an opportunity he quickly rolls Nick out of the ring.]

Wilden: What's Chazz gonna do out here?

[Chazz exits the ring after Nick Dangerous as Nick falls to the mat outside.]

Wilden: I think you're right Robbie, his head must have hit that post as well because he doesn't look like he has anything.in him right now.

ONE

Hart: But why's Chazz bringing him out here?

Wilden: He might have some extra curricular activity in mind here, it looks like tempers have definitely flared between these two.

TWO

[Chazz places Nick Dangerous in a front face lock on the outside as he shouts at Williams "count!"]

Wilden: He's telling Williams to....he's going for a count out!

Hart: Fantastic!

THREE

Wilden: Fantastic? What do you mean fantastic!

Hart: He's throwing the egg in Chris Michaels' face again!

FOUR

Hart: He's being the unsung hero that he is! He's showing incredible modesty!

FIVE

[Chris Michaels comes back out again from the entrance way looking like he has a huge problem with what Chazz is doing.]

Wilden: Well Michaels isn't gonna let that happen!

Hart: Oh what can Chris Michaels even do about it huh?

SIX

[Michaels stops himself in front of Chazz as Chazz gets to his feet, Nick immediately attempts making it to his feet as Chazz arrogantly trades words with Michaels.]

Wilden: Johnny Williams ought to stop the count, how can he let this go!

Hart: Rules are rules!

SEVEN

Wilden: Don't let this happen HotShot!

Hart: There's nothing he can do about it, he can't physically provoke anyone in the cWo, he's just a journalist!

EIGHT

[Nick gets to his knees, trying to shake the cobwebs off.]

Wilden: Does Nick even know where he is right now?

Hart: Doesn't look like it!

NINE

[Nick gets to his feet as he turns Chazz Mendel around, he goes for a spinning discus polish hammer, Chazz ducks, causing Nick to hit Chris Michaels, planting him on the mat.]

Wilden: Oh my god!

Hart: Haha! Chris Michaels just got put in his place!

TEN

DING DING DING

Hart: Looks like Nick Dangerous and Chazz Mendel live on!

Wilden: Well this just sucks. Plain and simple.

Hart: Michaels should have known this would bite him in the backside, just like all his other ideas!

[Nick looks at Chazz Mendel, looking like there's unfinished business between them, when Chazz puts his arms up, surrendering to Nick Dangerous, Nick Dangerous shouts "what did you do!" Chazz points down to Chris Michaels saying "don't worry what I did! Look what you did!" Nick takes some time to process that Chris Michaels is flattened in front of him as the two share a laugh.]

Hart: You see that? Dangerous and Mendel haven't even budged after Chris Michaels' little experiment!

Wilden: I think it's only a matter of time. These men live to have gold around their waist.

Hart: Chazz Mendel just made a totally unselfish move, Lance. He's gonna keep this union alive for as long as Chris Michaels lives just to prove him wrong, Chazz Mendel is known for proving people wrong!

[Chris Michaels begins to recover as Dangerous and Mendel keep their distance, meanwhile John Pilchard catches up with the team, joining Mendel for a laugh as Nick Dangerous intensely challenges Michaels to "take a shot."]

Wilden: Look at them just teasing Michaels.

Hart: Isn't it great?

Wilden: It's pathetic. Those three have no respect for anyone but themselves.

[Roman rushes out as John Pilchard and Chazz Mendel make a break for it.]

Wilden: It's Christian Roman! Christian Roman is coming out!

[Nick Dangerous stands his ground as Roman approaches. Roman slows his pace as the two meet eyes in a staredown.]

Wilden: What's gonna happen here?

[Suddenly Michaels hits his breaking point, charging after Dangerous, but Roman stops him, dedicating his effort to holding Michaels back.]

Wilden: Chris Michaels has had enough of Nick Dangerous!

Hart: Well he better thank Christian Roman for holding him back, if he struck Dangerous it would be bye bye HotShot!

Wilden: Tony Awesome may have to reconsider that rule after tonight. But we'll have to wait for Driven next week to see what's to come after Chazz Mendel just ruined tonights main event! It's time to say I'm sorry, and goodnight...

[The show closes with a fading shot of Christian Roman calming an irate Chris Michaels down.]

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Driven 6 -- Link
Driven 5 -- Link
Driven 4 -- Link
Driven 3 -- Link
Driven 2 -- Link
Driven 1 -- Link

Pay Per View

Veneration '09
Link

Will of a Warrior '09
Link

Eye of the Storm '09
Link

Summertime Bruise '09
Link

Glory '09
Link

Total Control '09
Link

Warfare '09
Link

Cyberslam '09
Link

Roll the Dice '09
Link

Veneration '08
Link

Will of a Warrior '08
Link

To Hell and Back '08
Link

Eye of the Storm '08
Link

Slam in the Sand '08
Link

Glory '08
Link

Cyberslam '08
Link

Dangerous Engagement '08
Link

Veneration '07
Link

Will of a Warrior '07
Link

Slam in the Sand '07
Link

Glory '07
Link

Nuclear Warfare III '07
Link

Cyberslam V '07
Link

Lords of Punishment II '07
Link

Cyberslam IV '05
Link

No Love Lost '05
Link

Lords of Punishment '05
Link

Full Throttle

Full Throttle 5 -- Link
Full Throttle 4 -- Link
Full Throttle 3 -- Link
Full Throttle 2 -- Link
Full Throttle 1 -- Link
Deep South -- Link

Execution/Carnage

Carnage 28 -- Link
Carnage 27 -- Link
Carnage 26 -- Link
Carnage 25 -- Link
Carnage 24 -- Link
Carnage 23 -- Link
Carnage 22 -- Link
Carnage 21 -- Link
Carnage 20 -- Link
Carnage 19 -- Link
Carnage 18 -- Link
Carnage 17 -- Link
Carnage 16 -- Link
Carnage 15 -- Link
Carnage 14 -- Link
Carnage 13 -- Link
Carnage 12 -- Link
Carnage 11 -- Link
Carnage 10 -- Link
Carnage 09 -- Link
Carnage 08 -- Link
Carnage 07 -- Link
Carnage 06 -- Link
Execution 05 -- Link
Carnage 05 -- Link
Execution 04 -- Link
Carnage 04 -- Link
Execution 03 -- Link
Carnage 03 -- Link
Execution 02 -- Link
Carnage 02 -- Link
Execution 01 -- Link
Carnage 01 -- Link