
Thursday, January 15, 2009
[The cWo logo appears on the screen and then spins out of control. It spins right into the camera and the scene suddenly turns into the inside of a car. An uknown figure with a helmet opens the door and sits down. The Driver pulls out a set of keys and slowly brings it to the ignition. The keys slam into the ignition. The minute it turns, the beginning guitar riff of Danko Jones “Code of the Road” plays and silver logo that says “Driven” flashes across the screen. As the song picks up, the hand grabs the stick and changes the gears from “Park” to “Drive” and a shot of Sean Pason holding the U.S title is seen on the rearview.
I live by the code of the road
[First person shots of speeding down a highway is seen as a faded picture of Muru delivering the Muru splash is shown.]
Every single night of my life
[The rearview of the car features Evette dropkicking a chair into the face of Jen Diamond.]
Nobody knows a single place I go
[In the middle of the road stands Devon Dice as the car goes speeding towards him.]
City by city, night after night
[Behind Dice, shots of him sitting down on his throne is shown.]
Been a long time on this lonely road yeah
[The spedometer goes up to 80 as Mike Logan is seen in the reflection gyrating then making out with Mary-Joe Wolf.]
Nothing Comes Easy But It's Worth The Fight
[On the pedometer Jen Diamond entering the cage and then falling from it is shown over the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42]
If you've seen it once, I've seen it twice before
[Chazz Mendel performs the Fated Circle on the dashboard]
Little By Little, Night After Night
[The first person view races towards Chazz Mendel in the middle of the road.]
You've been waiting for this all of you life yeah
[The car passes by an old time automobile, and Thaddeus Walker handing pipes to kids is seen.]
The time is now to go
[Lana Lexington enters the ring is seen on a “Slow Children” sign
No hesitation, no backing down now
[ Brother Shabazz holds a whip in the middle of the ring on the steering wheel.
So just take it away
[The car races toward Chastity McGavin as shots of giving the V-20 behind her.]
It's about time I take it nice and slow yeah
[The Car passes a stop sign but instead of “STOP,” it says Omega!]
Nothing Comes Easy But It's Worth The Fight
[Chandler Dalmon is seen on the microphone and then beating on Muru on the rampway in the reflection of the Driver’s helmet.]
I say it all the time but then I start to roam yeah
[CBK slams an X-Box over Roman’s head behind a Heretic bobble head in the back seat.]]
Little By Little, Mile After Mile
[Jacob Baxter hits a Hooligan kick on Devon Dice on the open road ahead of him.]
You've been waiting for this all of you life yeah
[On “DANGER” sign along the road, Nick Dangerous hits Chris Michaels with a forearm.]
The time is now to go
[Heretic is seen in the skies above motioning around his waist.]
No hesitation, no backing down now
[The first person view speeds towards five men in the middle of the road. Heretic, Baxter, CBK, Dangerous and the ChED.]
So just take it away
[They disappear and turn into Chris Michaels with the world title around his waist. The word Driven flashes by again, then fades into the number 50]
[Pyro goes off around the sold out Tingley Coliseum in Albuquerque, New Mexico as the sold out crowd goes wild. The camera pans the crowd as they hold signs and cheer loudly, all on their feet]
Nelson: Welcome to this special episode of cWo Driven!
[The screen cuts to Joel Nelson and Robbie Hart, both dressed in tuxedos.]
Nelson: I’m Joel Nelson, joined as always by the one and only Robbie Hart, and we have a pay per view quality show for you tonight, featuring a special triple main event!
Hart: Why do I have to wear a tuxedo?
Nelson: Because this is a tremendous occasion for cWo, Robbie. Tonight marks our 50th show here on Versus.
Hart: This was your idea, wasn’t it? I look ridiculous!
Nelson: It wasn’t my idea, but I think it’s only appropriate.
Hart: This can’t be over soon enough. Can I at least take this stupid bowtie off?
Nelson: Try to hang in there, Robbie, we’ve got a full night on action on tap tonight, starting with an absolute treat of an opening match! In fact, this match is billed as one of our three main events!
Hart: Then why's it the first match of the show?
Nelson: Why not?
Hart: Because the first match of the show is when everyone goes to get the beer for the rest of the night.
Nelson: Well, they don't want to miss this one, as Chastity McGavin steps into the ring against the new cWo women's champion, Jen Diamond!
Chastity McGavin vs. Jen Diamond[c]
Donna Dixon: The following contest is set for one fall and is for the cWo women's championship!
[The baseline of Hole's rendition of "Golddust Woman" hits and the fans begin to cheer.]
Dixon: Introducing first from portland, oregon... here is Chastiiiiity McGaaaaaaaviiiiin!
When the first gong is heard in the song, Chastity stomps from the curtains. Without stopping, she walks down the rampway not paying attention to those around her. She just focuses in on the ring. She hops up onto the apron as pyro shoots out of the turnbuckles. She climbs between the ropes and immediately starts to use the ropes to do some squats. She then does a few push ups as she waits for her opponent.]
Dixon: And her opponent, from Boca Raton, Florida... here is the cWo women's champion Jeeen Diiiaaamond!
["Physical" by NIN plays as Jen Diamond makes her way onto the entrance ramp. Walls of pyros shoot up from either side as the ramp as confidently strides to the ring with the women's title around her waist. She climbs up onto the apron, climbs into the ring and raises her arms to the fans, bringing on cheers. She unhooks quickly runs to the corner, jumps up onto the second turnbuckle, pulls the belt off her waist and holds it up to the crowd, bring on even more cheers. She then climbs down, hands the belt to the referee and stares down her opponent]
Nelson: As you know, this is considered a shootfight, customary in the puroseu form of wrestling.
Hart: You mean like what they do in Japan, right?
Nelson: Well, they refer to it s "Nippon," but yes. These matches are very common. You may remember Puro style from Ryne Deth, who excelled in the style during his run in cWo.
Hart: THAT'S what this is? Headrocks and clap? I thought that was gone once the Yawn Style Machine hung it up!
Nelson: In keeping with the traditional rules, this match can only end by submission or knockout. There are no pinfalls.
Hart: I don't like hearing about anything Japanese involving 2 girls... especially if 1 cup is involved.
[Ding Ding Ding]
Nelson: Both women seem ready to get this one started as the bell sounds. McGavin is talking to Diamond from across the ring; these are two women with a lot of respect for each other.
Hart: They've given us wars, Joel, and we shouldn't expect anything less here, even if the Japanese are disgusting people.
Nelson: Robbie!!
Hart: Spend 2 minutes on the internet and you'll agree!
[Both women begin with a standard tie up. They are battling for position and a nice arm drag from McGavin. Chastity immediately pops to her feet and Jen slowly gets up readjusting her elbow pads.]
Hart: ARMU DRAGU!!
Nelson: What are you doing?
Hart: Calling a traditional Japanese match.
Nelson: Well stop it!
[McGavin quickly jumps on Jen Diamond, who may have waited a bit too long on the mat. McGavin locking in an armbar now and Jen is down on the mat battling for position. Jen kicks her legs up and gets a head scissors on McGavin pulling her off the arm and now she keeps that head scissors locked in!]
Nelson: And a nice heads up move by the women's champ! Remember, folks, this match is can only be decided by submission or knock out!
Hart: Really? I missed when you said that 20 seconds ago!
[McGavin breaks free of that leg scissors with a nice front somersault. Now she sends Diamond into the ropes and drops her to the mat with a hip toss! McGavin right back on the attack, another armbar on Jen Diamond.]
Nelson: These two are just gonna be feeling each other out to start off. Basic submission maneuvers from both.
[Diamond swings her legs back and shoves McGavin off again. McGavin up to her feet but Jen quickly on her with a kick to midsection and now a snap suplex! Now Diamond locking in an arm submission of her own. McGavin battling to a vertical base and Diamond whips her into the ropes. McGavin bounces back and Jen sweeps her legs out from under her. Jen crosses the legs of McGavin and she drives her knee into the feet of McGavin pressing it up against her back. Jen then begins to twist the feet of Chastity McGavin, really applying the pressure to her ankles. McGavin fights it, and she turns over. Diamond wraps McGavin' leg around her thigh and continues to put that pressure on the ankle.]
Hart: That looks like it might hurt.
Nelson: McGavin may be a few short seconds away from a tap out here. This looks like it could be over before it even begins!
[Jen Diamond grabs the other leg of McGavin and applies a sharpshooter, leaning back. The referee rushes over to check on Chastity.]
Nelson: Another painful submission move here, and the referee is checking, seeing if there's gonna be an early tap out!
[Seeing that she's not getting a submission from Chastity, Jen releases the hold, then goes to apply a Boston Crab. McGavin is fighting it strongly, keeping her arms spread to avoid from turning over, but Diamond strains, mustering every ounce of strength to turn her over, leaving the hold locked in the middle of the ring.]
Nelson: This could do it! It's just one submission move after another tonight!
[McGavin tries to climb towards the ropes, but they're just out of reach. Jen Diamond continues to lean back. Chastity puts both her palms on the canvas and raises herself up, powering her way up and to the ropes. Diamond has to release the hold.]
Nelson; Wow!
Hart: That's one way to break it!
[Diamond quickly spins onto McCain’s back. She ties McGavin's legs up in her own, and then grabs Chastity's arms. Diamond back, applying a surfboard!]
Nelson: Jen Diamond is just throwing the textbook at Chastity McGavin tonight!
Hart: The textbook's in Japanese though!
[Diamond releases the surfboard and McGavin falls on her stomach. Diamond quickly leaps onto McGavin's back and now she locks in a picture perfect full nelson!]
[McGavin works her way up to a standing position, trying to press her arms down and force Diamond to break the hold. Chastity tries to flip Diamond over her back, but Diamond puts her feet between her legs, blocking the throw. Chastity throws her legs up, then jumps forward, using her momentum to flip Jen Diamond over her back and break the full nelson.]
[McGavin quickly on Diamond as she uses some double axe handle blows to the mid section. McGavin now with a hammer lock and she grabs Jen by the hair to bring her to her feet. McGavin shoves Jen around the ring, she is in real control with that arm. Now McGavin with front headlock on Diamond, followed by a Swinging Neckbreaker!]
Hart: SWINGINGRU NECKBREAKERU!
Nelson: Would you stop!!
Hart: What? I'm trying to up be respectful of the style, Joel!
[McGavin back to the hammer lock and she brings Diamond up to her feet. With her free hand McGavin puts a chin lock on Diamond as well, pulling the head back! Diamond now with a quick elbow to McGavin's gut. Diamond quickly reverses into a hammer lock of her own. Now she spins McGavin around, quick kick to the midsection.... DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACK BREAKER!]
Hart: Wow! Jen Diamond turned an ugly situation into something pretty good there.
Nelson: Diamond leaves McGavin draped across her knee and now she is really wrenching in on the back hard.
Hart: You know who would be great at this style? Evette.
Nelson: Are you kidding me?
Hart: Do you remember how entertaining her reign as women's champ was? Those were the days.
Nelson: We're watching two of the finest female athletes on the planet, and you're reminiscing about Evette?!
[Jen Diamond continues to push McGavin's back down onto her knee. Chastity quickly swings her legs up and flips Diamond over with a headscisscor takedown. Both women get to their feet. Jen bounces off the ropes and connects with a flying crossbody, landing on Chastity and making the cover.]
Nelson: I think Jen Diamond just forgot the rules!
[Chastity pushes her arms up, lifting Jen Diamond off the group and throwing her back a few feet.]
Nelson: Wow! Look at the power of Chastity McGavin!
Hart: She just benched Jen Diamond!
[Both women get to their feet. They lockup and jockey for position. Chastity catches Jen with a knee strike, then puts her in a double underhook position, continuing to drive knees into her midsection, then turns it into a double underhook suplex. She pulls Jen back to her feet, spins her around and plants her into the mat with a release german suplex. Chastity pulls her back to her feet, then slams her back down to the mat with a high angle belly to belly suplex.]
Nelson: Chastity now going for some power moves, trying to win this one via knockout.
[Chastity goes to pulls Jen Diamond to her feet, but Jen lands a forearm shot to midsection that sends Chastity back. Diamond delivers another stiff forearm shot that echoes through the arena. Jen goes for a boot to the midsection, but Chastity catches her foot. Jen hops on one foot, then hits an Enziguri, knocking Chastity to the mat.]
Nelson: OOH, and a vicious enziguri there!
Hart: That's what that's called?
Nelson: Chastity is down, and Johnny Williams is starting the count.
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
[Jen leans in the corner, catching her breath while the ref continues to count.]
FIVE
SIX
[Chastity starts to stir.]
SEVEN
[Chastity gets to her knees, then stands up, shaking out the cobwebs.]
Nelson: A near knockout win for Jen Diamond after that brutal kick to the head.
Hart: Kick to the head? You just called it an enginewhatever!
[Jen steps back out of the corner and the two women stalk each other. The two trade chops to the chest, then lockup, again battling for position. After a few seconds, they release, pushing each other back a few feet.]
Nelson: These two women are as equally matched as you can get.
Hart: They're no Evette!
[Diamond charges at Chastity, who ducks a clothesline, spins her around and pulls her across her shoulders for a death valley bomb! ]
Nelson: What a move! We could have a new women's champion!
Hart: Evette can do that!
Nelson: Really?
Hart: Absolutely!
[Chastity gets to her feet and composes herself in the corner, taking deep breaths as Johnny Williams once again starts the count over the motionless Jen Diamond.]
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
[Jen stirs, but then goes motionless again, not breaking the count.]
FIVE
Nelson: Looks like Jen's still struggling to shake off that Death Valley Bomb..
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
[Jen rolls onto her stomach, then slowly gets to her feet, still groggy.]
Nelson: And this match'll continue! So far, this one has lived up to expectations!
Hart: You're just happy you get to say Japanese stuff. You watch those weird cartoons, don't you?
[Jen motions for Chastity to bring it. Chastity steps out of the corner and once again the two lockup. Chastity goes behind Jen and applies a waistlock, trying to turn it into a german suplex. Jen blocks, then counters with an elbow to the face of McGavin, breaking the hold. Jen sends Chastity into the ropes, Chastity ducks a clothesline, then bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline of her own, which is ducked. They both charge and connect with a double clothesline, sending them both down. Johnny Williams starts the double count.]
ONE
Nelson: Exhaustion has to be setting in for both of these women now.
Hart: Evette wouldn't be tired.
TWO
[Jen sits up, then gets to her feet.]
THREE
[Chastity begins to get to her feet, but Diamond pulls her up and gives her a scoop slam. She goes to apply a leglock, but Chastity pushes her away with both legs and gets back to her feet. The two go to lock up, but Chastity nails Diamond with a forearm shot o the chest, then a shot to the back. Chastity bounces off the ropes and connects with a flying shoulderblock that sends the Women's champion down. Chastity signals, then pulls Jen Diamond up onto her shoulders.]
Nelson: Chastity trying to end it right here!
[Chastity executes the V-20. Jen Diamond lies face up on the mat as Chastity stands over her and Johnny Williams begins the count again.]
Hart: That has to do it!
Nelson: Diamond's got until ten to get up, but it'll be hard to get up from that.
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
[Chastity stands over Jen, but then leans down and grabs her arm, beginning to pull her up.]
Nelson: Wait a minute! It looks like Chastity wants to make sure!
[Suddenly, Diamond grabs the wrist of Chastity and pulls her down onto the mat. She rolls onto Chastity's back and wraps her arms around her neck, applying a sleeper.]
Nelson: There's life left in the women's champion!
[Chastity tries to fight Diamond off, but the Women's champ continues to tighten the sleeper. Chastity tries to roll over, which allows Diamond to wrap her legs tight around Chastity's body.]
Nelson: And there's that Sleeperhold/Bodyscissors combo she calls Sweet Dreams!
[Chastity tries to fight to her way up, pulling herself into a standing position, but Jen holds tight, hanging onto her back. As Jen tightens the hold, Chastity drops back to her knees, and Diamond drops onto her back, pulling back the neck of McGavin even more.]
Nelson: Chastity desperately fighting to get free...
[Diamond tightens the hold and McGavin's eyes start to flutter as she fights for breath. Johnny Williams gets into position looking for a submission, but McGavin continues to try to fight off the sleeper.]
Nelson: She's not gonna go out without a fight, Robbie!
Hart: Neither would Evette!
[Diamond releases the sleeper, still holding onto the body scissors. Chastity gasps for air, but Diamond quickly tucks her head backwards under her arm for a Dragon Sleeper! Chastity continues to try to fight her way out, but Diamond tightens the hold, putting more pressure on Chastity's neck. Chastity raises her arm, trying to muster more strength, but drops it and begins to slap her hand against Jen Diamond's leg, tapping out. Johnny Williams immediately signals for the bell and Jen Diamond releases the hold]
DING DING DING
Dixon: Here is your winner and still cWo Women’s Champion: Jen Diamond!
[Diamond sits up as Aaron Blake hands her the title.
Nelson: That was one hell of a battle there, you've got to wonder if Chastity McGavin would have won had pinfalls been allowed.
Hart: Does it matter? This was your precious "pureista" or whatever style! Bottom in is McGavin has once again come up short against the current women's champion. But what a vicious move at the end by Diamond.. I'm beginning to think she's vicious, Lance!
Nelson: Oh come on! She showed more restraint than Chastity did. Both women had a brilliant competitive match tonight. This time, Jen Diamond has come up on top, but just barely.
[Diamond is about to leave the ring as she notices Chastity slowly coming to on the mat. She holds the title in her left hand as she approaches a stirring Chastity.]
Hart: Oh no! Diamond is going to add insult to injury by beating up on McGavin.
Nelson: I'm not sure that is what is happening. These two share a lot of respect for each other.
[Diamond offers Chastity her hand in a show of respect. Chastity looks up and hesitates for a moment. Chastity reaches out her hand and gets laid out with a big boot by larger female figure who appears out of nowhere!]
Nelson: What is this? Jen Diamond taken out by… by…
Hart: That beat we saw last week: Bellatrix Drake.
[The Women's title falls out of Diamond's hand as Bellatrix begins to stomp on her.]
Nelson: I have no idea why she is even out here. Why is she beating down on our women's champion?
Hart: Because she IS the Women's champion!
Nelson: This beat down might be short lived as Chastity, in some kind of miracle, is back to her feet.
[A limping Chastity gets stiff punch on Bellatrix who answers back with two punches. Chastity rebounds with a punch and now they are trading blows.]
Nelson: A worn out Chastity irish whips Bellatrix to the ropes. Chastity hits Bellatrix with forearm…. But wait… EVETTE OUT OF NOWHERE!
[Right as Bellatrix falls backwards, who just slid into the ring, Evette runs in and slams her purse into the side of Chastity's head. Evette poses next to Chastity's knocked out body.]
Hart: Wow… Evette got some muscle behind that purse swing! Chastity looks to be out cold!
Nelson: Oh, who are you kidding? We both know that there is something in that purse!
Hart: Make up, feminine hygene products, condoms…
Nelson: That is not what I meant. But Evette doesn't have to celebrate as Jen Diamond is back up and performs a roundhouse kick to Evette that sends her backwards.
[Right as Diamond turns around again, Bellatrix slingshots off the ropes and performs a clothesline from hell on Diamond.]
Hart: Diamond's comeback doesn't last long because this monster of a woman takes her out again.
Nelson: Bellatrix, using her sheer power to lift Diamond up. This isn't going to be pretty!
[As Bellatrix holds Diamond against her back, Evette gets up and smiles at the warrior woman. Evette points to her as Bellatrix lays out Diamond with the Virgin Sacrifice!]
Hart: I think it is safe to say this lady is putting her name in for a title shot!
Nelson: Only after being here one week?
[Bellatrix looks down at Jen Diamond and Chastity as Evette looks on in awe.]
Hart: I guess that Evette orchestrated this!
Nelson: It certainly looks that way with both women looking over the destruction.
[Suddenly, Evette slaps Bellatrix on the back. Bellatrix turns around not expecting the slap on the back. Evette smiles and says "Good job."]
Nelson: Uh-oh… I don't even think Bellatrix was aware of Miss Evette's presence.
Hart: She doesn't look too pleased, does she?
[Bellatrix grabs the smiling Evette by the throat and lifts her up. Bellatrix then throws Evette over the ropes.]
Nelson: I guess that answers that. Bellatrix is a lone wolf.
Hart: A lone wolf who WANTS the women's title apparently.
[As Evette crawls around outside the ring, Diamond stirs, and Chastity still seems to be knocked out, Bellatrix grabs the title and looks at it.]
Nelson: What has she done to deserve a shot?
Hart: Well, she has taken out the women’s champion, the former champion, and the woman many would claim to be the toughest female in the cWo. That is a start.
Nelson: Yes, but she has only wrestled one match, most of the women here haven't had a singles shot yet. This was actually Chastity's first shot at the title.
Hart: Well, it looks like this woman is getting to be gunning for a shot whether you think she deserves it or not and there doesn't seem to be anyone standing in her way.
[Bellatrix drops the title down over Jen Diamond's body and then walks out of the ring.]
Nelson: Bellatrix Drake has cast a dark cloud on what was a hard fought match between two of our best!
Hart: I don't think she cares, Joel! But last week she destroyed Jenna Gleason and this week she's made her presence felt to the women's champ.
Nelson: I'm receiving word that we have Jason Duran standing by backstage!
[Jason Duran waits with a microphone backstage.]
Duran: Lance and Robbie, I'm going to attempt to get a word with Bellatrix Drake as she make her way backstage...
[Bellatrix approaches him, he holds out his microphone.]
Duran: Ms. Drake, a word please!
[Bellatrix stops in her tracks.]
Duran: How do you explain your actions?
[She looks down at Duran and gives him a disgusted look. She walks past him, continuing down the hallway, then stops as she sees Tiffany Tolbert. Tiffany looks over at Bellatrix, then motions to the cameraman. She's handed a microphone.]
Tolberg: Bellatrix, can you please explain why you did what you did?
[Bellatrix is silent for a minute, then looks up to the heavens, then speaks with a thick accent.]
Bellatrix: Tha; goddess Badb compels me. Tha' ole worl' does nae wanna be destroyed, tha old gods wull nae longer be silent. Women use ta' rule'a worl', women use ta be the greatest warriors of all, but 'ave allowed our world's great parasite, men, ta render 'em powerless. 'Tis time fer 'em ta pay for 'eir compliance in tha destruction of tha divine femine.
Tolberg: I know you're new to cWo, but it looks like you have the new target. Jen Diamond and Chastity McGavin are widely regarded as two of the best wrestlers in cWo, female OR male!
Bellatrix: 'Tis not fer mortals ta decide. Tha' ole world 'as spoken, our Goddess 'as spoken an' I know what I mus' do.
[Bellatrix mutters some words in Gaelic under her breath, then walks away from Tiffany as the camera cuts back to Joel and Robbie.]
Hart: What the heck did she say?
Nelson: Obviously she feels compelled by some sort of higher power. But I've never known Jen Diamond or Chastity McGavin to shy away from a challenge.
Hart: And she attacked Evette, obviously she's delusional! Hopefully she realizes the error of what she does and apologizes, because Evette's the heart and soul of the women's division!
Nelson: Shut up Hart!
Hart: What? I'm just saying....
["Superstar" by Saliva hits the PA and the fans jump to their feet.]
Nelson: The champ is in the building!
Hart: Paper champ.
Nelson: Didn't you see last week Robbie, the HotShot fought Johnny Serious tooth and nail and....
Hart: And was about to lose until Omega came and made him save face.
[The HotShot Chris Michaels appears on the entrance ramp wearing a black suit and blue shirt with the polished gold cWo title over his shoulder.]
Nelson: Please stop insuating that Michaels has any ties to Omega, he made it very clear last week....
Hart: You're still the new guy Joel, I've known Michaels from day one.
[Michaels steps up the steps and into the ring. He looks around at the crowd and shakes his head in amazement. He mounts the second turnbuckle, giving his trademark one fist salute to the fans and holding the world title with his other arm. Michaels takes the mic]
HotShot: Driven 50!!!
[crowd pops]
HotShot: And what a night we have, three main events. My old friend Jen Diamond gets to defend her title against Chastity McGavin.....then my buddy Muru gets to beat the snot out of that little rich [bleep] Chandler Dalmon!
[crowd pops at the mention of Muru]
HotShot: And then Heretic, Baxter, Dangerous and Phillips get in to the ring with Devon Dice
[another huge pop]
HotShot: Chazz Mendel
[slightly larger pop]
HotShot: Yours truly
[same pop as Mendel]
HotShot: And Johnny Serious!!!
[overwhelmingly long and loud crowd pop]
HotShot: You guys really like him, huh? Well, being what it is, I'm not sure exactly how tonight is going to turn out. I mean, I know I've got a long time score to settle with Heretic. And we all know where this is leading, don't we Michael? ...See Heretic, I told you last week and I'll tell you again now. I know you better than anyone here...except maybe Jen. I've traveled the roads with you, I've seen you at your worst. Bottom line though, you've never liked me and I've never liked you. But I know your MO, you're going to try to play some mind games with me and get me to put this (nods at world title) on the line because you think you can make me hate you so much that I'll do anything to get my hands on you. Well Michael, I've hated you for years, just like you've hated me. No mind games are needed, you already knew they wouldn't work anyway. So, whenever you're ready cowboy, if it means getting you in the ring, you've got a shot. Any place, any time.
Nelson: Did you hear that Robbie ? Michaels, the champion, challenged Heretic...isn't it supposed to be the other way around?
Hart: The old man knows he's got a beating coming and he's just wanting to get it out of the way.
HotShot: I'll wait for your answer. But until then, we've got a little match tonight. And I don't know really what to expect. I know I'm not the most well liked guy in the back...I get that. I've got a few of friends, one of which already has a match tonight and the others are in retirement, so I'm dealing with the hand that's been dealt. But I've had issues with my 3 tag team partners tonight, and I'll be curious to see who all is with me. ...if anyone.
[The lights go our as the Voice of Johnny Serious comes over the sound system and says "Are You SERIOUS." An orange light turns on in the arena as the song "Elevation" by U2 plays. Johnny Serious makes his way out. He enters the ring, goes to a corner, climbs the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the crowd with a playful cocky smile as the regular house lights come back on. Serious then steps down, takes a look at Michaels and then goes to grab a mic]
Nelson: Listen to this crowd folks!
Hart: It's about time someone comes out to shut Michaels up!
Serious: Let me just say something here....Last week, we all had to sit back and watch Omega come out here and declare that cWo is dead!
Crowd: Boooooo
Serious: Exactly, my thoughts exactly. The cWo is ALIVE!!!! The cWo is Alive in me. The cWo is Alive with all the wrestlers in the backstage area. The cWo is alive within all of the personnel, the refs, the time keeper, the ring announcer, Tony Awesome. But most of all....the cWo is ALIVE because you people, the 15,000 plus in attendance and the millions of people who tune in every week.
[The crowd goes crazy]
Serious: We are all cWo! Every single one of you who hand your money over to watch us go at it in the ring, you are cWo. And to sit here and have Omega come out here and tell us that cWo is dead is disgraceful.
Nelson: I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Serious: And as for you Chris Michaels.
[Serious looks directly at Michaels, face to face]
Serious: I don't care what anyone says,. You are the World Champion and I am SERIOUS when I say that I am willing to stand side by side with you, and if you and I have to go it alone, then so be it! We are nothing if we are not aligned. We need each other, and to be quite honest, I don't buy into that can't trust Michaels garbage. I will have your back anytime my friend.
[Serious intends his hand to Michaels and Michaels accepts.]
Nelson: Listen to this crowd as now we have something, no matter how small, to stand up for cWo!
Serious: Now I want everyone in the back to take a long hard look at the two of us. Because no matter how tough we think we are, we can't do it alone. We need everyone's help! And I hope that some of you will make the right decision, because it doesn't matter who the Champion is right now. It doesn't matter if you won the Lords Of Punishment. It doesn't matter it you made some kind of comeback. It doesn't matter if your new or if your a veteran. It doesn't matter if you were once the villain playing the hero. The past needs to stay in the past We all need to think about today and the future of the cWo!!!!!
Hart: Blah, blah, blah
Nelson: Great show of support!
Serious: And Omega....be ready for a fight tonight! Because tonight is the night cWo is REBORN!!!!!!!!!!
[Elevation plays as Michaels and Serious shake hands again before exiting the ring.]
Nelson: What a proclamation from the superstars of cWo! Folks, we've got to take our first commercial break, but stay tuned, because Driven 50 is just getting started!

[The show comes back, with Joel and Robbie sitting at the announcer's table in their tuxedos.]
Nelson: We're back!
Hart: I still can't believe I have to wear this crap. I had to pay to rent this out of my own pocket, did you know that?
Nelson: Folks, we saw the top of the women's division earlier, but one woman who's fallen quickly since her debut is Lana Lexington. From a surprise entry in the tournament that came within seconds of winning the women's title, to suffering disappointment after disappointment, things have not been going well for Tony Awesome's niece.
Hart: And it's about time he stopped coddling her!
Nelson: Tonight she steps into the ring with DUI, who has her share of failure in the division. But earlier tonight, Tiffany Tolberg caught up with the struggling superstar.
[Backstage, Tiffany Tolberg is standing by in the hallways with Lana Lexington. She's stretching out and preparing for her match with DUI. She cranks her neck as Tiffany beings to speak]
Tiffany Tolberg: Lana, we've seen you struggling lately and have been on a sort of losing streak, with all due respect. What's your game plan to get back into the title scene?
Lana Lexington: You know, no offense taken. I'll admit, I haven't been at my best lately. I've plain stunk it up. Last week, as Mad Maddie was laying into me, I laid there staring up at the lights wondering what had become of me. I've become so overtaken by frustration, overtaken my the criticism everyone has given me, and have felt so long that I needed to win that title to prove a point to realize that I don't. This is about something else. This is about finding out who I am and realizing my dream of being a professional athlete. So, my sights aren't on the title picture at the moment. I have a lot to learn and a lot to prove and I will fight my way to the top tooth and nail. Tonight, I will make quick business of DUI, since we know she'll be too drunk off her keester to put up a decent fight. And Maddie, I'm not done with you yet. You thought you could embarrass me out there? This ain't over yet…
[Suddenly down the hallway we hear a grating voice yell out]
Mad Maddie: You running your mouth about me? You have no reason to because I beat your ass down in that ring last week! There's nothing else left for you and me! You're nothing!
[Lana starts pacing towards Maddie. Officials get in between them to keep them apart]
Lexington: Hey, let's not forget I pinned you in that ring fair and square one time too! You wanna run your mouth on me? You run your mouth on everybody and you got lucky last week! You want a fight? I'll give you a real fight and we'll settle this!
Maddie: Anytime, anywhere, bitch! Bring it on!
Lexington: Oh, I will and I'll shut that mouth of yours up permanently!
Maddie: Grr...if I could get my hands on you, I’d end your career permanently!
[The cameras cuts back to ring, where Donna Dixon waits to make her introductions.]
[A strobe light flashes from the entrance way as the intro to Justice's "Genesis" hits. As the song kicks in, Lana Lexington bursts out from the entrance way jumping up and down, looking excited and ready for her match. She is welcomed by cheers from the fans and acknowledges them with a wave and smile as she makes her way to the ring.]
Donna Dixon: This match is set for one fall! First, from Boston, Massachusetts...LANA LEXINGTON!
Nelson: Lana Lexington looking all fired up again this week. Probably still fuming from her backstage encounter with Mad Maddie!
Hart: That Mad Maddie is one unpleasant broad and she'll fire anyone up with that mouth of hers.
Nelson: Excuse me?
Hart: I mean she could push anyone's buttons.
Nelson: That's much clearer.
[Lana climbs on to the apron and faces the crowd with her back to the ropes. She outstretches her arms and does a back flip into the ring and lands in a pose with her feet crossed and her arms outstretched. The fans cheer as she flashes another smile as the music fades. Across the ring laying back in the corner is a semi-conscious DUI]
Donna Dixon: And her opponent, already in the ring...DUI!
Hart: DUI's looking ready as always. I wonder what her breathalyzer test score was pre-match?
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[Lana Lexington barely waiting for the bell to ring unleashes a flying forearm on DUI knocking her back into the ropes. She bounces back towards Lana who catches her with a swinging neckbreaker]
Nelson: Lana Lexington on fire out the gates with a superb move on DUI knocking her down to the ground!
Hart: Are you sure it was the move or all the "pre-match refreshments" she consumed?
Nelson: Could very well be both!
[Lana delivers an elbow drop that connects. She goes for another one but DUI rolls out of the way. She uses the ropes to get back to her feet. She gets half way as Lana pulls her up the rest of the way and swings her into the ropes. DUI ducks a clothesline and sends a kick towards Lana, who catches it and yanks DUI towards her. She follows with a clothesline then flows with her motions into a standing moonsault right on DUI! She pins.]
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Nelson: A kickout! But she is certainly working on DUI very well. This is the Lana Lexington we've missed!
Hart: It's good she's getting some fire back in her spirit. But, honestly, how long can she keep it? She buys into the head games easily.
[DUI is pulled right back up to her feet. She pushes Lana Lexington back and tries to defend herself. She connects with a few right hands and hits a knee to Lana's midsection. She follows with a DDT and stumbles over to the corner]
Nelson: DUI now trying to make a comeback for herself.
Hart: Is she climbing up the ropes? Can she even keep her balance?
[She climbs her way up to the second turnbuckle and launches off connecting with a knee to Lana's head. DUI now mounts Lana Lexington and starts pummeling her with left and rights.]
Nelson: DUI trying to manhandle Lana and overwhelm her, such as Mad Maddie managed to do last week.
Hart: If you can't fight dirty or even defend yourself, you can't get very far here, no?
[Lana manages to reach up and begin to block DUI's shots. She rolls her over and gets on top of her and starts to fire back with shots of her own]
Nelson: Great reversal and again, you see this newfound intensity in Lana!
Hart: I love seeing these ladies roll around! No matter who's on top.
Nelson: Oh brother…
Hart: I know, this isn't the kind of action you're into, huh?
Nelson: Please, I don't have to go after vulnerable, sexually repressed women like you do, who'll sleep with the first male figure that gives them attention.
Hart: It's all about quantity, not quality, my friend.
[With DUI by the hair, Lana pulls her up and throws her by the hair into the corner. DUI lands barely propped up against the turnbuckles. Lana launches herself with a back handspring elbow that hits the spot! She pulls DUI out of the corner, bending her down and hooking her arm pulls off the "Leg Maneuver Assault Overdrive"!]
Nelson: We haven't seen Lana manage to burst out the LMAO in awhile!
Hart: DUI looks pretty much down for the count.
Nelson: That she does, but It looks like she's not done yet. Lana is bringing DUI back to her feet.
Hart: She could have this wrapped up right here. Will she never learn?
Nelson: Well, she looks to have it under control here.
[Lana attempts to set DUI up for the "Lexicution", but DUI manages to block, before she could turn DUI over. DUI lifts Lana up and hits an atomic drop on her. She stumbles back and goes for a superkick, but Lana side steps it! DUI turns around and is met with a hard kick from Lana Lexington! Lana connects with the "Lexicution" and pins]
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DING DING DING
Donna Dixon: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH…LANA LEXINGTON!
[The referee raises Lana Lexington's arm before she runs to the turnbuckle and pumps her fist in a successful victory over DUI]
Nelson: Lana Lexington has broke her losing streak!
Hart: Just barely. We saw her almost make another sorry mistake.
Nelson: That is true. But she recovered nicely and got the pin over DUI.
Hart: She's not always going to be that lucky.
Nelson: Could you just give the girl some credit?
Hart: No. If she wants to make it and get some respect, I think she needs to know. She needs some tough love. That's what she needs!
[The scene is backstage where we see Tiffany Tolberg with Mike Logan and Mary-Joe Wolf with a young brunette girl in her late teens to early twenties toweling off Mike Logan as Tiffany begins to speak.]
Tiffany Tolberg: I'm here with "The Canadian Gigolo" Mike Logan and the question on everybody's mind for tonight is...
[Suddenly, Mike Logan holds up his hand to get Tiffany to stop talking.]
Mike Logan: Can it, sugar-tits! These people didn't pay to hear you talk. They paid their hard-earned welfare checks to come check out what they all wish they could be... Sabrina? Can you please put this paper bag over Tiffany's head, like I'm sure she's had done to her by so many of the boys in the back when they did the horizontal hustle with her?
[The young brunette then puts the paper bag over a speechless Tiffany's head as she continues to hold the microphone as they speak.]
Mike Logan: Now then, Mary-Joe, why don't you introduce the world to our new personal assistant?
Mary-Joe Wolf: This is Sabrina Swallows. Sabrina is serving as Mike's travelling masseuse, doing his dry-cleaning, washing his vast collection of muscle cars, getting groceries for him, walking his dogs, feeding his fish...
Mike Logan: Whoa, Mary-Joe, you make it sound like she's our slave here! Truth is, we're just busy people and we need someone to take care of our needs so we're not bothered by fans who wish they could be like us! Sabrina was personally selected out of hundreds of applicants for our personal assistant position and as you can see, we have her trained very well!
[Mike Logan pauses before he begins to speak.]
Mike Logan: Now then, we come to Hop-Along Hay-Seed and his loyal sidekick, Sean Pissed-On! Boys, why are you even bothering to show up? Myself and Mr. Rich could wrestle circles around the two of you and we're going to puit on a wrestling clinic in that squared circle come match-time! These inbreds are going to find out why their United States Title belongs around the belt of someone who is more fitting of the belt... namely a Canadian Gigolo because Canadians, as you know, are the far superior wrestlers compared to these lazy Americans! Now Mary-Joe, have I ever introduced you to Magic Johnson?
Mary-Joe Wolf: Not to my knowledge...
Mike Logan: Well, let's head to the locker room so you can meet MY Magic Johnson...
[With that, Logan, Wolf, and Swallows all walk away with Tiffany taking the paper bag off her head in disgust as we cut back to the ring,]
Hart: The ladies LOVE Mike Logan, Joel!
Nelson: Apparantly so. Folks, last week The Mac Machine was the victim of a random and brutal assault from Omega's Jacob Baxter!
Hart: I know, wasn't that hillarious?
Nelson: Not at all. And you have to wonder what effect that assault had on Mac Machine.
Hart; Who cares? He's a man who dresses up like a Mac Machine! Those machines can't even move on their own!
Nelson: Regardless of what you think of him, the beating was absolutely uncalled for. He's in action next against a man who had an impressive debut last week, where he defeated the crafty veteran, Mr. Rich.
Hart: Defeated? He got LUCKY!
Nelson: Let's see if that luck continues this week, take it Donna Dixon!
[The lights dim and the jumbo tron reads "Please Insert Card and Enter PIN" machine dispensing noises sound as the Mac Machine enters the arena as fake money falls from the rafters. As he gets in the ring we then hear the announcement from Donna Dixon.]
Dixon: Now in the ring hailing from the 7-11 in West Paterson, New Jersey weighing 350 pounds MAC.....MACHINE!!!
[The lights quickly cut out as they return with a blue glow. As "Made Of Scars" begins the lights start to flash to the beat of the song. We see a bright white spotlight shine down on the center of the stage as Travis Monroe walks out. As he stands in the light he holds his arms out to his side with his palms facing up, Monroe looks straight up into the air as a pyro goes off behind him. He slowly lowers his arms and looks dead in front of him as he begins to walk to the ring. Upon reaching the ring he rolls under the ropes slowly and gets to his feet once again looking up to the sky as a spotlight shines down on him. We then begin to hear his introduction.]
Dixon: And his opponent hailing from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing 225 pounds he is TRAVIS.....MONROE!!!
[The lights return to normal as the music cuts out. We then hear the voices of Joel Nelson and Robbie Hart at ring side.]
Hart: Last week Monroe stole a victory from Mr. Rich. And this week he faces Mac Machine who really seems to be down this week Joel.
Nelson: You're right about one thing Robbie. Mac does look a little down right now. And if he isn't focused on this match he is going to lose.
[Garcia calls for the bell as the match starts off. Mac runs in for a clothesline but Monroe ducks under it shoving Mac into the ropes. On the way back Monroe takes him down with a drop toe hold. A smirk comes to the face of Monroe as Mac gets up slamming his fist on the mat in frustration.]
Nelson: Mac seems to be distracted by something Robbie. He isn't connecting with anything thus far.
Hart: Damn it, Joel, he is a machine he is supposed to be PERFECT!
[Monroe and Mac finally lock up in a collar and elbow tie up before Mac locks in a side head lock and takes Monroe over putting pressure on the hold. Monroe quickly gets a foot on the rope and the hold is broken. Mac gets up with an upset look on his face.]
Hart: Monroe is laughing at him Nelson, he is LAUGHING!
Nelson: You have to admit, it is kinda funny Robbie.
[Mac gets the upper hand by dropping Monroe with a clothesline. Mac goes for a quick pin and only gets a two count. Monroe quickly gets to his feet as does Mac. Monroe goes for an irish whip but mac counters it sending Monroe into the ropes. On the way back Monroe gets dropped with a big boot. He goes for another quick cover and Garcia begins the count.
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Monroe just gets the shoulder up before the three.]
Nelson: Mac almost won the match there Robbie. But he still seems down.
Hart: I would be too if Baxter bullied me around like he did to Mac last week.
[As Mac gets to his feet he goes to pick up Monroe but he gets rolled up for a quick two count. Monroe and Mac both get back to their feet as Monroe goes for a running STO. As he takes Mac down he goes for a quick pin once again. Garcia then goes down for the count.
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Mac quickly kicks out as Monroe gets up and begins to stomp away at Mac who is still on the mat.]
Hart: Monroe isn't letting him up, that isn't fair Joel, it just isn't FAIR!
Nelson: Life isn't fair some times Robbie. Mac needs to start focusing on this match or he is going to lose.
[Monroe finally lets Mac up before kicking him in the gut causing him to bend over. Monroe then goes for a sunset flip but Mac counters it dropping down on Monroe's chest. Mac gets up as Monroe slowly rolls out of the ring to escape being pinned.]
Nelson: That could have been the end right there Robbie. I don't know why Mac let him up.
Hart: He is planning on a big finish Joel.
[Monroe stays out of the ring for about a six count before getting back in the ring slowly. Mac seems to have his back to Monroe looking down and shaking his head in disbelieve. Monroe quickly charges in and delivers a chop block to Mac taking him down. As Monroe gets to his feet he stands over Mac and smirks before running towards the ropes. Upon coming back he drops a huge elbow drop on Mac before going for a pin once more.
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Mac once again kicks out as Monroe gets up with a shocked look on his face. He then begins to argue with the referee as Mac rolls around on the mat holding his chest.]
Hart: See Monroe is wasting time right now Joel. He is giving Mac a chance to get back to his feet.
Nelson: You're right about that Robbie.
[Mac quickly takes Monroe down with a school boy pin attempt, he only gets a two count for his efforts. Monroe quickly gets up and delivers a running knee to the side of Mac's head sending him to the mat with a sickening thud. Monroe then locks in a bridging double chicken wing submission. Garcia drops down asking Mac if he wants to give up.]
Nelson: There it is, The Monroe Murder Stretch. Robbie, this could the end of the match right here.
Hart: It will.
[After a few moments of being in the hold Mac finally gives up. We hear the sound of the bell as "Made Of Scars" plays again. Monroe lets go of the hold as we hear the announcement from Donna Dixon.]
Hart: See? What'd I tell you.
Dixon: The winner of the match by submission TRAVIS....MONROE!!!
Hart: And it is over just like that. Baxter's right, this Mac guy IS a joke!
Nelson: That's not right, Robbie! Mac wasn't in the mood to compete tonight, he's obviously still bothered my last week's attack.
[As Monroe exits the ring and heads to the back we see Mac get to his knees in disbelief. He gets to his feet shaking his head before ripping off the Mac Machine costume. He then exits the ring in anger as the fans seem to be shocked about what has happend.]

[Thaddeus Walker sits outside on a stool, smoking a mouthful of cigarettes. TJ Walker and CB Fowler stand on either side of him. CB looks at a stopwatch and TJ holds a whistle in his mouth. In the distance, Natalie Mercer pushes two baby carraiges containing anvils. She strains as she pushes them forward at a quick pace.]
TJ: This ain't gonna work, pop, she's only done a mere 300 laps!
Thaddeus: Remember, my boy, we cannot hold women-folk to the same standard as we hold ourselves. For inferior gender wrestling, she will be more than satisfactory!
[Suddenly, The Mac Machine, out of his costume, angrily shoves the door open and storms outside. Thaddeus, CB and TJ look him over.]
Thaddeus: What's a'matter, mack?
Mac: I'm sick of it, man! Sick of being a joke around here!
[Thaddeus looks at his collegues]
Thaddeus: Is this fella off the trolley?
Mac: The thing is, they were right! Omega was right! Hell, I'm not a Mac Machine.. my name's Mac Johnson!
Thaddeus: Now hold it just right there. You're a MAN, and a MAN can be whatever he wants... even a Mac... Machine. [groans] Another robit?
Mac: Gimmie a break. You kow who Omega should have attacked? YOU! You're worse than any of us, walking around acting like it's 1920!
[Thaddeus jumps to his feet.]
Thaddeus: See here, pally, I know what year it is! I know it ain't 1920..
Mac: You do?
Thaddeus: It's 1922!
Mac: Walker, you are an absolute JOKE.. you need to get serious or these guys are keep holding us back. Hell, I'd work with you if you got with the damn times... it's 2009!
Thaddeus: [laughs] 2009?! This guy's spifflicated, CB!
CB: He sure is, TW! 2009?
Thaddeus: Why, if it's 2009, where are our flying cars? Why aren't we all livin' on the moon?
[There's a loud crash as one of Mercer's baby carriages falls over, spilling one of the anvils onto the concrete.]
Thaddeus: Dumb dora!
[Thaddeus begins to hurry over to Mercer. CB and TJ turn and face Mac, backing him towards the wall.]
TJ: You keep your damn mouth shut, you hear me punk?
Mac: What?
CB: You're not ruining this for us, you mook!
TJ: Yeah! Keep away or we'll kill you? Got it!!
CB: Yeah, come here with that [bleep] again and I'll give you a scillian necktie!
[The stare down Mac as he opens the door and walks back inside.]
[Devon Dice is seen in a locker room pacing back and forth with his hands on his hips. Muru is seen sitting behind him on a bench.]
Devon Dice: Chandler Dalmon will pay! I can't wait to get my hands on that pompous ::bleep:: hole! Two shows in a row I get jumped! I won't stand for this one bit, I don't see why he can't just stand up to me like a man!
Muru: That is the way he does things, He is a coward, always has been. Awesome came to me last week and handpicked me to take care of him. That is what I plan on doing. Don't worry though, I will try to leave something for you
Devon Dice: Good! I still want a piece of him! I don't care if it's after your done with him, I want to take him out with my bare hands. I don't need a steel chair!
Muru: Hey man, no one's going to get anywhere with that attitude, there's still four more of them, it's bigger than you and him. You let me worry about Dalmon for the time being, just make sure you'll be there if anything goes down. I want to know I can count on you to have my back.
[Dice ignoring Muru just keeps talking.]
Devon Dice: I want him to be punished! I want to do it! I want to show him why I am the LORD OF PUNISHMENT! He wants to continue to roll the dice, let him because THE HOUSE WILL ALWAYS WIN!
[Muru stands up and gets in Dice's face]
Muru: Don't worry man, the house WILL win. You just need to calm down some. Don't forget you have four more Omega members to get your hands on tonight. It's time for my match, I will talk to you later man.
[Muru exit's the locker room leaving Dice alone with a smile on his face. The camera then cuts to Joel and Robbie in the announce booth]
Nelson: Devon Dice was in a bad mood but I think the possibility of getting his hands on the other four members of Omega got him feeling a little better. He will get his chance at The ChED and some deserved payback for those attacks.
Hart: It's his own fault. He can't hope to match wits with The ChED. He is an easy target.
Nelson: But he is also our Lord of Punishment.
Hart: How much does that mean when Omega is taking cWo apart piece by piece?
Nelson: You may be right Robbie. Right now it is time for the second of our three main events! Tony Awesome asked Muru to dispose of The ChED last week. Muru looked reluctant to me, but agreed to step in the cage.
Hart: He might not want to do it, but sometimes you just do it because it is right.
Nelson: Really Robbie?
Hart: It sounded good right? I might not like Muru and he may have a death wish, but he is standing up for something.
Nelson: Let's go to Donna Dixon outside of the ring
Muru vs. The ChED
[The camera cuts to a shot of the steel cage being lowered down to the ring]
Dixon: The following contest is a steel cage match!
[A picture of the Earth is seen on the cWo tron. The Earth then explodes as pyro and explosions fill the arena. The entrance ramp is filled with smoke as "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva begins to play]
Dixon: Introducing first weighing two hundred and twenty-five pounds, from Allen Park Michigan…MuuuuRuuuu!!!!
[Muru steps out into the fog as the fans begin to cheer. He makes his way down the ramp and slaps the hands of the fans. He enters the cage through the door and raises his hands into the air as the fans get louder]
Dixon: And his opponent weighing two hundred and forty pounds from Manhatten New York…Chandler Edsel Dalmon…The ChED!!!!
[The lights go down as the voice of Freddy Mercury and Queen can be heard and Chandler a shot of Chandler celebrating on the rampway after LOP can be seen.]
"Here we are, born to be kings!"
[Suddenly, the song skips ahead to the choir singing right before the second verse. The Omega symbol appears on the jumbo tron as in the middle of the stage stands a smiling Chandler Edsel Dalmon wearing a nice black button up and slacks! He stops on the rampway and stares at fans as the words "cWo steals your money" flashes on the tron and the second Verse plays.]
"Oh!
I am immortal
I have inside me blood of kings (Yeah, yeah!)
I have no rival
No man can be my equal
Take me to the future of new earth."
[By this point he has made his way to the outside of the cage. He looks at the arena ashamed of what he sees. He then climbs into the ring.]
"Born to be kings, princes of the universe
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe
No man could understand
My power is in my own hand"
[Chandler has removed his button up shirt and khakis to reveal his amature wrestling attire with the Omega symbol on the front and back. He looks over at the fans and raises his arms out with a gleaming smile on his face.]
Nelson: The CheD doesn't look like he is in too much of a hurry to get in there Robbie.
Hart: He is just making Muru wait it out, trying to get into his head.
Nelson: Well he is climbing the stairs now and Muru is chomping at the bit. The ChED is barely through the ropes Muru is on the attack
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Nelson: The bell sounds and this one is underway. The referee closes the cage door as Muru is putting the boots to The ChED.
Hart: Muru is taking advantage of being the first person in the ring. No doubt this is Tony Awesome's doing.
Nelson: Muru continues to stomp away and he has Dalmon lying on the mat in the turnbuckle. Muru backs up a few steps and then drives a knee in the side of The ChED's head.
[Muru crosses to the opposite side turnbuckle and comes charging in once again. This time The ChED is able to get a leg up and connects with Muru's chin. Muru turns away and Dalmon comes out of the corner chop blocking the right knee of Muru causing him to drop the the mat]
Nelson: Dalmon now stomping at the knee of Muru. Muru clutches at it but The ChED drags him over to the ropes and places the leg across the bottom one. He then jumps and comes crashing down on it causing Muru to cry out in pain.
Hart: The gameplan when facing Muru has always been the same, do what you can to keep him off his feet so he can't use his quickness against you.
Nelson: That may be true , but I think this is more about making him suffer.
[The ChED now has the leg grapevined and is twisting at the knee. Muru is doing all he can to break free of the hold. He reaches the ropes but there in no break in the cage. Dalmon seeing an advantage grabs both of Muru's legs and pulls him away from the ropes causing him to land hard on his back. He now goes for a figure four but Muru is able to kick him away with his good leg]
Nelson: Muru drives a shoulder into the midsection of The ChED and then locks in an armbar. He drives an elbow into Dalmon's shoulder and follows that up by dropping a leg across the arm and bringing The ChED to the mat.
Hart: Not a wise move. Looks like that aggravated the right knee. Like I said he isn't the smartest tool in the shed.
Nelson: It isn't going to stop him though.
[Muru quickly leaps on The ChED and applies a headlock while he is still on the ground. He cinches it in as Dalmon tries to make it to his feet. Both men are upright and The ChED drives an elbow into the midsection of Muru. He sends him off the ropes and goes for a clothesline which is ducked. Muru hit's the opposite side ropes and connects with a flying forearm]
Nelson: The ChED is to his feet and comes at Muru but it met with a jaw breaker. The is followed up by a bulldog and Muru is taking control.
Hart: He is going to have to stay on him if he hopes to come out on top. Let us not forget it was a little bit of luck that Muru beat The ChED at Veneration.
Nelson: Muru tries to bring The ChED to his feet and is met with a shot to the gut. This is followed by a perfectly placed dropkick to the knee of Muru. Muru is rolling around the mat holding his knee!
[As Muru is crawling on the mat The ChED stalks him and then starts kicking him in the knee as the fans boo him. He takes in the reaction with a smile and continues abusing the fallen Muru. He throws Muru into the corner and starts chopping away at his chest. He then tosses Muru to the mat]
Nelson: Chandler Dalmon is really working over Muru here. It looks like he is waiting for Muru to get to his feet. A tornado DDT! He plants Muru into the mat and that could be enough.
Hart: Muru doesn't look to be getting up anytime soon and I think The ChED senses it. He is heading towards the cage door. The referee opens the door and Dalmon puts one leg through the ropes.
Hart: He is going to win it Joel!
Nelson: Wait Robbie! What is he doing? He just stepped back into the ring and is asking the referee to close the door. He isn't finished yet! He approaches Muru once more and pulls him up and hit's a right hand. He goes for another but it is blocked. Muru then unloads with some lefts of his own the last one dropping to the mat.
Hart: The ChED brings his hand up to his mouth. It looks like there is a trickle of blood coming from his lip.
[The ChED see this and an angry looks comes on his face. He hops to his feet and charges at Muru. Muru sidesteps him and sends him bouncing into the steel. When he comes out Muru hits him with a Russian leg sweep. With The ChED on the mat Muru climbs to the second rope and hits an elbow drop. Muru starts heading for the door but The ChED grabs on to his leg to stop him]
Nelson: Muru is trying to pull The ChED with him but his knee isn't allowing him much leverage. Eventually he gives up and concentrates his focus back on The ChED. He whips him into the turnbuckle and follows him in. It looks like he is going for a monkey flip.
Hart: Going for it is right. He seems to be having some trouble.
Nelson: The ChED pushes him away and comes out of the corner with a high knee lift. He then throws Muru into the cage. Muru now draped over the second rope and The ChED is choking him out. Someone needs to stop this!
Hart: All this is legal Joel.
Nelson: I know Robbie, but what's to keep The ChED from making him pass out and then just walking out the door?
Hart: Exactly!
[The ChED releases the hold and Muru grabs at his throat. The ChED lifts Muru over his head and the drops Muru to the mat behind him without a care. With him incapacitated The ChED starts to make his way up the side of the cage]
Nelson: The ChED looking to escape once more, this time over the top of the cage.
Hart: He could have won earlier, but his eagerness to destroy Muru prevented that.
Nelson: He might be halted this time as well. Muru is too his feet and is climbing the turnbuckle. He leaps and grabs The ChED and hit's a neck breaker from the cage! Unbelievable Robbie! Now both men are down once again. That was a risky move by Muru and I am not sure that is paid off.
Hart: High risk, high reward is what they say. It looks like Muru was rewarded with a nap on mat.
[Muru gets to his feet first and he tries to escape the cage. He is climbing the side and as he is about halfway up The ChED gets to his feet. Dalmon gets between the steel and Muru and hit's a massive power bomb driving Muru into the mat. Dragging Muru back up he hit's a fisherman's suplex into the cage and Muru crumples to the mat. The ChED not finished places Muru into the corner]
Hart: It looks like he is going to add an Exclamation Point!
Nelson: The ChED looks for it, but NO! Muru is able to leap out of the way. And The ChED hits his knees hard. Muru with a kick to Chandler's gut and hits an Around the World neck breaker!
Hart: That might buy Muru enough time to escape.
[Muru makes his way back to his feet and is climbing the turnbuckle. Once on top he continues to climb till he reaches the top of the cage. He stops for a moment and looks down at The ChED who is still lying on the mat]
Nelson: Muru is at the top of the cage! All he has to do is climb down and he will pick up a win over Dalmon.
Hart: I don't think Muru is going to do it Joel. He hasn't started making his descent.
Nelson: Muru signals to the crowd and they roar with approval. It looks like he is going to go for a Muru Splash from the top of the cage!
Hart: Idiot! Why?
Nelson: He is looking to take out a member of Omega! Just like he said he would try to do.
[Muru leaps from the top of the cage and crashes down on the body of The ChED. Hurting himself in the process he grabs at his midsection as both men our now on the mat]
Nelson: I can't believe it! Muru put himself on the line. Now both men are out in the ring.
Hart: He had it won and now look at him. He might have broken ribs. You can't win the war against Omega with one battle. Someone should have told him that.
Nelson: Muru is stirring now and is pulling himself towards the cage door. He is moving slowly but it looks like he is going to make it. The fans are cheering him on Robbie, listen to the crowd!
Hart: He might want to hurry up because it looks like The ChED is coming to as well.
[Muru reaches the ropes and the referee opens up the cage door. He starts to pull himself to his feet as The ChED does the same on the other side of the ring. Muru climbs through the ropes but it halted]
Nelson: What the hell is this! Muru was almost out and the door of the cage was slammed on him by Jacob Baxter!
Hart: Muru is holding his head and it looks like he has been busted open!
Nelson: He turns around and is tackled by The ChED who begins driving right hands into the cut. Now he is pulling Muru up by the hair and whips him hard into the steel of the cage. Muru hits hard! Dalmon tries the same thing on the other side but Muru leaps up onto the cage!
Hart: I swear the guy is part cat Joel.
[Muru leaps from the cage and catches The ChED with a double ax handle. The impact from the fall buckles his knee though and both men end up on the mat. Muru pulls himself up with help from the ropes and waits for Chandler to get to his feet. He looks for a super kick but The ChED ducks it and take Muru down by the right leg]
Nelson: The ChED still working over the knee. Muru is gutting it out but I am not sure how much more he can take.
Hart: He is going to become another victim!
Nelson: The ChED now has Muru up and hit's a knee breaker on Muru. The ChED now with a front face lock and he is smiling to the crowd as he locks it in tight. He now has Muru up for a suplex. Muru escapes and lands behind him. Spilt Milk! Muru just hit Spilt Milk on The ChED!
Hart: Let's see if he can make it out this time Joel.
[Muru starts to ascend the cage as fast as he can with his bad leg. He is climbing towards the top but The ChED is now to his feet. He grabs at the leg of Muru but is kicked away. Dalmon then tries climbing alongside Muru and the two men exchange blows. Dalmon slams Muru's face into the steel and the Muru returns the favor. This cause The ChED to fall from the cage and back to the mat]
Nelson: The ChED is down! Muru could be home free now. Muru has reached the top and he has his left leg over the cage.
Hart: The ChED is back up and he quickly grabs a hold of Muru. I don't see this ending well.
Nelson: He slams the right knee of Muru into the steel, and then again. The look on Muru's face says it all Robbie. Now the two are both straddling the cage and once again exchanging blows. The ChED has control and Muru is reeling! A big lariat by The ChED and it knocks Muru back towards the ring side of the cage.
Hart: Muru is trying to hang on but his grip is slipping and he falls onto the ropes and to the mat!
[The ChED brings his other leg over the cage and then starts to climb down the cage. When he gets about halfway down he drops to the floor]
DING DING DING
Dixon: Here is your winner: Chandler Edsel Dalmon… The ChED!!!
Nelson: By luck alone, Chandler has managed to survive his cage match with Muru.
Hart: That wasn't luck, that was Omega's brain trust in action.
Nelson: And Baxter's interference had nothing to do with it right?
Hart: Right!
Nelson: Wait! What is Jacob doing?
[Baxter enters the cage through the door and closes it while cracking his knuckles looking at a downed Muru. Chandler slowly pulls himself up and starts scour around ringside looking for something. In the ring, Baxter kicks Muru in the ribs multiple times as the crowd boos him.]
Nelson: Of course, Baxter is adding insult to injury in a match that had nothing to do with him.
Hart: His Omega teammate was in the match, it is his business.
Nelson: What does the ChED have?
[Chandler holds a chain and a lock in his hands and heads over to the cage entrance. The ChED enters and shuts the door. He begins to tied the chain to the door and the doorway while Baxter lifts Muru up and performs a release German Suplex into the cage wall. A loud clang is heard as Muru falls down onto the mat.]
Nelson: Muru into the cage wall with a sickening thud.
Hart: This looks like just the beginning of Muru's beating as it seems that Chandler is making sure there is no escape for Muru and no entrance for anyone else. I'm beginning to think this was planned all along.
Nelson: Of course it was! Chandler is smiling like a kid in a candy store as Baxter slams Muru's head against the turnbuckle.
[Baxter then tosses Muru into the cage again. Baxter holds Muru up for Chandler. He slaps Muru across the face followed by a backhand.]
Nelson: Chandler is just playing with Muru as Baxter throws him down
Hart: Play time is over because Chandler is holding up Muru for Baxter to go to town with.
Nelson: OOOOHHHH! Baxter with a hard right hand punch to Muru's head. Baxter then performs a hooligan kick right into the cranium of Muru! When will this end?
Hart: I don't think it is going to end any time soon.
[Chandler and Baxter look down at Muru as the arena goes crazy. The cameras focus on Devon Dice running down the rampway.]
Nelson: FINALLY! The 2008 Lord of Punishment is HERE!
Hart: How is he going to get in?
[Dice wastes no time climbing up the steel steps and then scaling the cage.]
Nelson: It looks like Dice's only option is up.
Hart: But what is going to happen when he gets inside? Muru is not going to be any use. It is just going to be another two on one situation.
[Chandler and Baxter slam Muru into the cage again. Chandler spits on Muru and then Baxter blows a snot rocket into his face. Dice hops down to the top turnbuckle and attacks both men with a flying double clothesline.]
Nelson: Devon Dice launches himself off the top rope and takes both men down. Now all four men are knocked down.
Hart: I don't think that is going to keep the Omega boys down. Devon Dice should have never have come out here. What does he think he is doing?
Nelson: He is helping out someone that many would consider his ally. cWo needs to unify together like this if they are going to stand a chance.
Hart: But they are NOT going to stand a chance no matter what. Can't you see that cWo is decaying around us?
Nelson: I don't know what to believe! I'm finding it hard to be optimistic in these times.
[The minute Dice is back up he charges at a recovering Chandler Dalmon and starts hammering him with lefts and rights. Devon Dice has Chandler set up for Hard Eight, but Baxter with a big boot to the back of Dice's head.]
Hart: That didn't last long, did it?
[Baxter slams Dice's head into the cage wall.]
Nelson: Once again, these men are excellent at alienating their opponents. Omega has always had a great strategy of Divide and Conquer and Baxter and Dalmon seem to be devout followers of this philosophy.
Hart: Must be a good philosophy because I hear Chandler is a philosophy major! He knows the good ones from the bad ones.
Nelson: Baxter and ChED irish whips him into the corner AND THE CHED IMMEDIATELY HITS THE EXCLAMATION POINT ON DEVON DICE!
[Suddenly, Tony Awesome appears from the curtains and starts yelling at crew members.]
Hart: What is Tony doing out here?
Nelson: Apparently, he is finally going to put an end this massacre. At least I hope.
[Awesome yells at some men on the stage "GET THAT CAGE UP RIGHT NOW!"]
Nelson: Thank God, Awesome is going to put an end to this madness.
Hart: Just because he wants the cage up doesn't mean that Omega is going to stop this onslaught.
[As the cage begins to rise up, Baxter slams Dice down with the Bastardizer! The ChED is stomping on Muru while looking at the cage now rising over head. With Dice and Muru laid out in the ring, both Baxter and The ChED dare Tony to come down.]
Nelson: Great, now they want to beat up the owner.
Hart: Well, they have been beating up Muru and Dice and awful lot, perhaps they are getting bored of that.
Nelson: Well… WAIT! What is this? Over the barricade. IS THAT…?
Hart: What are these hoodlums doing here? This conflict has nothing to do with them.
[JJ and Shabazz jumps the guard rail with steel chairs in their hands, Baxter and The ChED slide out of the ring as JJ and Shabazz slide inwards. JJ and Shabazz hold chairs up as Baxter and The ChED look at them.]
Nelson: Finally, something got them to stop.
Hart: I don't get it! Why would The Connextion want to save Muru and Dice!
Nelson: I doubt this has anything to do with Dice and Muru but more with the threat that Omega poses. Carter and Shabazz know what is at stake here.]
[In the ring, Dice comes to and Muru finally begins to stir. He is still a very bloody mess. JJ and Shabazz look at them and decide to ignore them for the time being, showing obvious dislike for both the white men in the ring. They just stare down at Baxter and The ChED who are walking up the rampway, both still incredibly proud with the work they have just done. Chandler shrugs while Baxter gives them the two finger British salute.]
Hart: This isn't smart on JJ and Shabazz's part, they look to be barking up the wrong tree.
Nelson: There is no stop to this if people just ignore Omega's presence.
Shabazz: Look at you two, can't be in the ring with a couple brothas? Huh? That's what it is? Are we not worthy to be in your presence? Come on, we're men. Come on and fight us.
Carter: Look at you two pathetic souls. Like beating up on people when they're down. Well, we're standing. If you two are hotshots like you believe you are, we should be no problem.
Shabazz: Are we the untouchables huh? Don't want to fight a black man? Come on, a black man is taking over the free world, and soon one day we will take over CWO. You and your little squad of white boys, your reign of terror will soon end.
Carter: There's several people back in this locker room that are right. There's several men down in this ring that are right. We may not like most of you, Devon Dice here was and is a walking insult to my faith. And most people in this company don't like us, cause we're a different race and religion. But we agree... you five in Omega, you must be stopped. And any means necessary, we will stop you. Black, white, Latino, Asian. Muslim, Christian, atheist, apathetic. Poor, rich, middle. We will all join together as one in this common goal.
[By now, the ChED and Baxter have disappeared into the backstage area. Shabazz continues to stare towards the back as Carter turns towards Dice and Muru who are exiting the ring]
Nelson: Looks like JJ Carter and Brother Shabazz are picking up the torch in this fight against Omega as well. Who knows what may have happened to Devon Dice and Muru had they not shown up.
Hart: I think we ALL know what would have happened Joel. None of it good!
Nelson: We'll be right back!

Nelson: Well, Brother Shabazz is already out here. And coming up next, he faces Giant Maxx one on one. Last week, Shabazz and Carter defeated Maxx and the Mac Machine. Will the giant do much better in singles competition?
Hart: It was very smart of him to have been starting to hang around Mr. Rich, maybe he’ll learn a few things.
Nelson: I doubt it.
DING DING DING
Dixon: This matchup is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from New Haven, Connecticut, accompanied by J.J. Carter, he weighs in at 209 pounds… Brother Shabazz!
[Shabazz just raises his arms, while waiting. Carter steps out to ringside.]
Dixon: And his opponent, from places where men fear to tread, he weighs in at 404 pounds… he is GIANT MAXX!!!
The lights dim as fog fills the entrance way. We then hear the P.O.D. remix of "Aww Naw" by Nappy Roots begin to play over the P.A. system and as the lyrics kick in, we see Giant Maxx step out from the curtain beating his fist against his chest as he pumps a fist in the air and throws a big stuffed teddy bear into the crowd. He then tags hands with as many fans as he can find and tosses Mardi Gras beads off of his neck to the female fans on his way to the ring as he climbs the steps and steps in the ring. He then stands in the middle of the ring and pumps his fists in the air as the fans cheer for his arrival.
Nelson: Well, here we go again. Shabazz vs. Maxx.
Hart: God he’s a fat bastard. He shouldn’t have so much difficulty with Shabazz, except for the fact Shabazz cheats. Crooked little…
Nelson: And we are under way, the two lock up in the center of the ring.
DING DING DING
Nelson: And Maxx with the push off. Shabazz takes a step backwards, but BOOM. Down on the mat he goes with a clothesline.
Hart: Good. Now pin him!
[Giant Maxx jumps up and belly flops right on top of Shabazz. Hector Garcia goes down for the count.]
ONE
TWO
[Shabazz gets his shoulder up, then punches Giant Maxx in the face.]
Hart: Thug. What a cheap shot that was.
Nelson: Well, Shabazz was sitting under there getting crushed to death. Do you not blame him?
[Maxx gets up, but gets kicked in the back of the knee. He falls down onto the mat, as Shabazz gets up. Shabazz then stands on the back of Maxx’s knees, putting all his weight down on them.]
Hart: Wow, can’t you see he’s trying to cripple him?
Nelson: That doesn’t look too good there. And Garcia is telling him to get off.
[Garcia and Shabazz both get swatted off, while Maxx gets up off the mat. He hobbles around the ring a bit, then jumps facing Shabazz and starts clapping.]
Maxx: Yeay! I did it!
Nelson: What the?
[Maxx charges after Shabazz again, and hits him with another clothesline. Shabazz quickly gets up, only to get a big boot to the shoulder and then an elbow drop.]
Nelson: Maxx is clearly in control right now.
Hart: Wait!
[Shabazz throws his left arm over Maxx, who is down on the mat still.]
ONE
Nelson: And Maxx with the kickout.
[Shabazz gets up while Maxx is rolling around on the mat, then kicks him in the left shoulder and left knee a few times. He then rushes towards the ropes, springboards off the middle rope, then flips right onto Maxx.]
ONE
TWO
Nelson: Maxx kicks out again!
Hart: Looks like that no good thug has had enough.
Nelson: Few more kicks to the knees and the legs. And here we go… the Sound Crab!
Hart: He’s trying to snap his leg in several places!
Nelson: Won’t be much longer before he taps…
[Giant Maxx starts tapping out.]
Nelson: There it is…
DING DING DING
Dixon: Here is your winner, by submission, Brother Shabazz!
Nelson: Second victory of the year for Shabazz, and if him and Carter continue to be making quick work of people like this… Omega should rightfully be scared. We can only hope…
[The scene opens with Andrew Phillips taping up his wrist in preparation of his match. Someone walks into the frame and Andrew looks up to see it's Johnny Serious. Andrew slowly stands and takes a deep breath.]
Andrew: What do you want?
Serious: Listen, I just need to know. What happened to you? What changed man?
Andrew: Well look what we have here. You're being...[chuckles] serious. What, you're not going to come in and throw out some lame, dated catchphrase to move t-shirts? Maybe I could be on your little in depth talk show. Or maybe you could get out of our lockerroom.
Serious: I'm being SERIOUS...
Andrew: Don't shout at me, I'm not deaf.
Serious: ...I'm being serious, because you should be on our side, fighting them. Heretic nearly destroyed you, he exhausted you. He drove a wedge between you and your family, and now...you're working with him? What sense does that make? Brother, you should be fighting for cWo, not against it. You had the World Heavyweight Champion, you had a family...you had the best of both worlds.
Andrew: What I had was 15 pounds of tin and a noose around my neck. Heretic...Heretic freed me. He showed me the real me. I once was lost, John, but now...now I'm found. And I like who I am...and if you don't like it...that's something you have to deal with. Now I suggest you leave, before something bad happens.
Serious: Is that a threat, or--
[Johnny Serious gets cut off when a steel chair smacks him in the back of the head. Andrew sneers as Jacob Baxter enters the scene.]
Baxter: [holding up chair] Well, would you look at that? Left one hell of a dent. I think i'll keep this. Bugger really is hard-headed, isn't he?
Andrew: That's good man. I knew I liked you.
[Andrew and Jacob walk off as Serious clutches at the back of his head and the camera cuts back to ringside.]
Nelson: Dammit!
Hart: You had to jinx it, didn’t you?
Nelson: They attacked Dice during the cage match, now Serious, they’re trying to end our main event before it happens!
Hart: Of course they are, they’re Omega. Serious should know better than trying to reason with Andrew Phillips.
[The lights flicker and bright red fire then shoots up from the stage and when it clears, "Can't Be Saved" by Senses Fail hits and "The Franchise" Dade Davis, clad in a t-shirt and pair of jeans, walks onto the stage and grins from ear to ear as he walks to the ring. The crowd is mostly hushed, not knowing how to react to the appearance of the former cWo competitor.]
Donna Dixon: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the cWo.....DADE DAVIS!
Nelson: Dade Davis?!
Hart: Oh Jesus, why in the hell would he ever come back to cWo?
Nelson: Well Robbie, I am sure that he is here to let us all know just that. It has been almost two full years since Dade Davis was in a cWo ring, yet there he stands and looking motivated.
[Dade gets the microphone from Dixon and stands flush in the middle of the ring, scanning the crowd as if he himself cannot believe where he is standing.]
Davis: c...W...o........who would have ever forseen this? For those of you who are unfamiliar with me, I spent some of the best years of my life here in the cWo where I was a World, tag-team and multiple time United States champion. Since I left this company in 2007, there have been a lot of rumors and a lot of negative things said about me around here by certain people. But let me assure you this, in the form of one of those good company old promos....ignore what you have read and forget what you have heard...I am Dade Davis and I TRULY am cWo.
Which bring me to why I am here: the most important issue in this industry today and that is this group of wannabe badasses going by the moniker Omega. So this group of copy cats has decided to try and run roughshod over cWo as if they were something new or even important? Let this first be a message to The ChED, Jacob Baxter, CBK and Nick Dangerous; boys, it has been done before and it has been done way faster, way stronger and way better by men who you could never contend with. So with that said, this leaves us with the almighty leader they call Heretic. Sir, I have never liked you and never respected you. And as the leader, even of this watered down version of a cWo classic, you are somewhat flacid.
Dade Davis is here to show the cWo that the old school, with an upgrade and a twist can still stand strong. That the original always prevails over the imposter. I have fought the tyrant of Omega before and I will stand up to be the one to do it again. I will kill Omega, mark my words. And Heretic, I will start with you, if you have the guts to stand toe-to-toe with the only Franchise in this industry. What is funny is that you Heretic spoke last week about the bastardization of Omega in 2002 as if anything that happened then has any bearing on you bastardizing it in 2009 with this group of rejects. Heretic chastises someone like the great Notorious JON for feeding his ego, but all that he is doing himself is taking these pleabians and leading them blindly into his battle. If you four are ok with being pawns for Heretic's own psychotic and ego-advancing game, then fine...but don't say that you were never warned.
If it was not for this so-called monopoly, if not for cWo and people like Tony Awesome or even Kyle Kash, none of the members of Omega would even be here today. We all owe a lot to this organization, past and present. The cWo made Heretic and now you find it to be your place to try and topple what made you? People have tried before Heretic, you have tried before. You can't break something that is more powerful than you and I will be damned if Dade Davis will even let you try.
[“Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight” begins to play, but it is almost drowned out by the immediate booing.]
Hart: Looks like Dade is gonna get right in the thick of things.
Nelson: I was hoping we wouldn’t see Heretic any more than we had to today.
[The crowd’s booing intensifies as Heretic steps out from behind the curtain, clad in a torn vintage Omega shirt and filthy jeans. He’s laughing hysterically as he walks to the ring. The crowd continues to boo as he climbs onto the apron and through the ropes. He’s handed an extra mic by the ring staff, which he puts to his mouth.]
Heretic: Dade Da…
[Heretic bursts out laughing, causing the crowd to boo even louder.]
Nelson: What’s so funny?
Hart: He probably was watching puppies get tortured or something.
[Heretic composes himself.]
Heretic: I’m sorry. As I was saying, Dade Da….
[He begins to laugh again, doubled over and slapping himself on the thigh, the crowd continues to boo as Dade paces in front of Heretic, visibly frustrated.]
Heretic: I’m sorry, this is just hysterical. NOW is when you come back? Not when cWo’s ratings were struggling last year? Not when cWo had financial problems and lost half their roster? Not when Johnny SERIOUS and the late great Mr. Josh Cantrell needed all the help they could get? NOW is when you come back? Because you ARE cWo? Because you care so much about cWo? You care so much about cWo that you just HAVE to involve yourself with the guys at the TOP, huh? NOW the exposure’s good, the money’s good, and you come waltzing back in like a conquering HERO?
[laughs]
Heretic: OH, and I’m flaccid? That’s not what your mom said!
[The crowd boos and Heretic laughs even more.]
Nelson: What is this, 8th grade?
Heretic: Sorry…. I had to! Now, let’s get SERIOUS for a moment. You and I were partners for what, 15 second? You were part of the so called original Omega for what, twenty minutes? And you think you understand what makes THIS Omega tick?
Nelson: Dade Davis DID have a brief run as a member of the original group.
Hart: But Heretic was right, it was for about twenty minutes!
Heretic: If anyone in Omega wanted to call themselves the leader, they could come out right now and wrestle it away from me. They know that.. but they chose not to do it. Why? Because I’ve given them a gift. I’ve freed them from the mundane. I’ve given them the opportunity to BE THEMSELVES. I’ve lifted back the curtain they were forced behind, ended the game they were asked to play by people like Tony Awesome. I’ve helped them embrace their true selves. We’re not about ego, Dade we’re about LIBERATION!
Nelson: Liberation? Please!
Heretic: Look at the men in Omega. When Andrew Phillips was Andrew Phillips, did he win a world title? NO. Was he even put in position to? NO. But when he stopped being Andrew Phillips, and started selling out who he really was, THEN he got his opportunity. Jacob Baxter’s been a bastard since day one, and he was relegated to the background and so on and so forth, yet a MURDERER is allowed to run free to the roar of the crowd! This organization has become a lie. If YOU ARE CWO, Dade, then you’re a festering CORPSE just like it is.
[The crowd boos loudly once again as Heretic laughs.]
Heretic: But does it surprise me that you come out here acting like it’s 7 years ago? No, it doesn’t. Because you all do. The past is your CRUTCH, Dade. It’s your LIE. It’s what you hide behind to calm your own insecurity, to make you believe that what you’ve done in your career was your own doing, and not simply latching on to the Chris Michaels and Cyphers of the world. So now you’re back, holding the past over your head Moses’ stone tablets. You probably consider that past as cWo’s “golden age,” don’t you? Well, it’s only fitting that you’ve brought that golden age to cWo’s final days, it’s DEATH KNELL.
Nelson: Death knell? cWo’s seen worse than this!
Hart: Has it? You’ve been working here for what, 4 months? I’ve never seen it this bad.
Heretic: The point, I guess… the point is… the point is, if YOU are cWo, then you’ve got to join cWo in it’s fate. And because we’re old FIFTEEN SECOND TEAMMATES, I’ll give you the honor of the FIRST CRACK at me NEXT WEEK!
Nelson: Woah, wait a second!
Hart: Did he just challenge Dade to a match?!
Nelson: I think so! Who would have thought?!
Heretic: There’s on thing, though, Dade.
[Heretic reaches into his pocket and pulls out his screwdriver.]
Nelson: It’s that damn screwdriver… the same on that sent Lance Wilden out of cWo, the same one used on Johnny Serious and so many others.
Heretic: My friend here, he wants to play too. He wants to see what makes you tick, and watch it SPILL OUT ONTO THE MAT! So if I’m gonna give YOU this opportunity, then the least YOU can do for ME is allow me to bring my friend here… you can bring one too!
Nelson: So Dade can only have a match if he agrees to allow weapons to be used?
Hart: There’s always a catch with Heretic.
Heretic: Come on, Dade. Do you wanna make ME bleed? Don’t you want the chance to split my skin? To break MY bones?
Dade: I’ll agree to weapons, but you’ve got to agree to ban Omega from ringside. I want them locked backstage. This is one is just gonna be you and me!
Heretic: [laughs] Believe me, if I didn’t want to handle this myself, I wouldn’t have. If I didn’t want you ALL TO MYSELF, you wouldn’t have made it to the ring. I agree.
[“Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight” plays as Heretic exits the ring and smiles from ear to ear as he walks back down the aisle.]
Nelson: It’s official, Dade Davis vs. Heretic next week on Driven!
Hart: That’s HUGE!
Nelson: Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine we’d see these two lock up ever again, but next week.. it’s on! Maybe Dade Davis is the missing piece, the spark cWo needs to finally overcome Heretic!
Hart: Or he could just go the way of Christian Roman.
Nelson: You’ve gotta have hope, Robbie. Dade Davis has a track record, he’s one of cWo’s all time greats. If anyone can beat Heretic, he can!
[Backstage cameras show Sean Pason with the U.S. Title over his shoulder, and Barrett Hawk pacing down the halls of the arena side by side, when they cross paths with a recently befallen Giant MAXX who looks to be a little worn out but in good spirits. Hawk smiles sympathetically as he draws in for a handshake.]
Hawk: Hey Maxx, you did a hell of a job out there.
Maxx: Thank ya, pal!
Hawk: Hey don't mention it bud, Mr. Pason and I got a match right now but I'll catch up with ya after alright?
Maxx: Can ah go with ya? Please, oh please, oh please?
Hawk: No, no Maxx you already had your match.
Maxx: But... ah wanna work fer Mr. Rich...
Hawk: And we already talked about it. Listen, you're my friend right?
[Giant Maxx nods his head.]
Hawk: Then as a friend I'm askin' ya to stay back, alright?
[Maxx lets out a disappointed sigh and walks away from the team. Hawk and Pason then continue walking down the hall.]
Hawk: Sorry 'bout that.

Nelson: We’re back! We just had a HUGE announcement for next week’s Driven, but we still have some great matches to go here on this very special 50th episode of Driven.
Hart: Two more matches until I can take this stupid penguin suit off!
Nelson: Up next we’ll see some long time rivals step into the ring as Barrett Hawk is joined by the US Champion, Sean Pason, to battle Mr. Rich and Mike Logan.
Hart: This Hawk guy never learns his lesson, does he? How many times do Logan and Rich need to beat him until he learns?
Nelson: Well, let’s see how he fares tonight!
Donna Dixon: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following tag team match is set for one fall... introducing first... from Charlotte, North Carolina... weighing in at 210 pounds... SEAN... PASOOONNN!!!
The lights begin to dim as the intro to “Calm Like a Bomb” begins playing in the background. Then suddenly lights begin to flicker off and on as Sean Pason slowly walks out of the entrance ramp. Sean wearing a hooded sweatshirt stops and moves his head to the beat of the song, then continues towards the ring. Pason slaps a couple of the fans hands that are trying to reach out to him. Sean slowly enters into the ring as his entrance song ends. Sean takes the sweatshirt off throwing it into the crowd and then stretches out as he awaits his opponents.
Donna Dixon: And his tag team partner... From Sulphur, Oklahoma... weighing in at 220 pounds... BARRETT... HAWWWWK!!!
[Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man" hits the P.A. system. Once the song begins to pick up steam Barrett Hawk comes out from the entrance-way, sporting a cowboy hat, while he clutches the top corners of an American Flag to his wrists, keeping his hands to his shoulders, wrapping the flag around him as he walks down the aisle, taking a hand off his shoulder to wave at the fans as he makes it into the ring. Once in the ring he stands on the second rope, and raises both arms in the air, dropping the American flag with both hands showing a gesture of love.]
Donna Dixon: And their opponents... first... from New York City... weighing in at 254 pounds... MR.... RIIIICH!!!
Pink Floyd's "Money" hits the arena as Mr Rich makes his way out towards the ring. He stops in the aisle, waving his money around as a dollar sign lights up. He continues to the ring, flashing his money in the fans face and then taking it away. He slowly enters the ring and stands in the center as canons from all four ring posts shoot out fake money with Mr Rich's face on it.
Donna Dixon: And his tag team partner... from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada... weighing in at allegedly 243 scrumptious pounds of walking, talking sex appeal... he is “The Canadian Gigolo”... MIIIIKE... LOOOOGANNNN!!!
The lights dim and turn a cherry shade of red as "The Stroke" by Billy Squire begins to play over the P.A. system as we see "The Canadian Gigolo" Mike Logan emerge from behind the curtain wearing a long sleeveless black and red rhinestone robe with multi-colored tie-dye short wrestling trunks with Chastity McGavin’s face airbrushed on the crotch of the trunks plus sunglasses and Mary-Joe Wolf to one side of him with his new personal assistant, Sabrina Swallows, to the other side of him. He then looks out at the fans with a smirk before gyrating his hips as the fans immediately begin to boo loudly upon his arrival while his random female groupies swoon at his hip gyrations, thrusting his crotch at the crowd drawing even more boos from the audience. Mike then smirks at the fans and begins to strut in a very arrogant and cocky manner toward the ring with a woman in each arm. He then spots a camera and flexes a bicep for the camera before kissing it and resuming his walk to the ring. He stops to occasionally look out at the crowd with a brash smile on his face. He finally makes his way up the ring steps and walks along the apron before pausing and gyrating his hips again to more boos before he flicks the sunglasses into the crowd. He then struts to the middle of the ring and begins to do a pose, flexing his muscles as red pyro shoots out from the turnbuckles. Still smirking at the fans and their disdain, Mike removes his robe and gyrates his hips some more before thrusting his pelvis at the crowd to more boos and then runs against the ropes briefly before he heads to the corner and leans up against the turnbuckles awaiting his opponent as the music dies down and Mary-Joe and Sabrina are rubbing him down.
Nelson: This is just disgusting... Hasn’t Mike Logan put Chastity McGavin through enough?
Hart: Aw, come on.... he’s just having a little fun...
Nelson: This isn’t the least bit amusing. Mike Logan apparently has no shame. I hope his parents are ashamed of the womanizer their son has become!
Hart: Now why do you have to drag his parents in this?
Nelson: There’s the bell and it looks like Mr. Rich and Sean Pason are going to start this off. They’re circling one another and they lock up. Pason drives Mr. Rich into the corner and the referee administers a five count to break the hold. One... Two... Three... Four... Pason lets go and gets met with a slap to the face by Mr. Rich.
Hart: Oh, snap! It looks like Sean Pason just got served!
Nelson: I wouldn’t be so quick to say that, Robbie, because here comes Pason with several fierce elbow and knee strikes to Mr. Rich, who is begging off like a sniveling little coward, only to be met with a brutally hard kick to the face! Pason picks up Mr. Rich and drives him to Barrett Hawk’s corner and the tag is made. Pason with Mr. Rich in a bear-hug and Hawk springboards off the ropes with a clothesline, and we have our first pin attempt of the match!
One...
Two...
Hart: Too early to even try to put Mr. Rich away!
Nelson: Hawk, not wasting any time, picks up Mr. Rich, but is met with a low-blow as Mr. Rich crawls to Mike Logan to make the tag and Logan quickly locks on a Cobra Clutch before turning it into a Russian Leg Sweep! Logan quick to get to his feet, as he stands over Hawk, gyrating his hips in a sickening display before hitting Barrett in the head with some mounted punches. He turns his attention to Sean Pason and, oh good Lord, that was disgusting!
Hart: Did he just spit at Pason?
Nelson: The nerve of Mike Logan and Pason tries to get in the ring only to be restrained by the referee and Mike Logan smacks his hands together for a phantom tag made into Mr. Rich, who scoops up Barrett Hawk with a body slam. Hawk slowly staggers to his feet and is definitely feeling those chops to the chest. Mr. Rich perches Hawk on the top rope for a Superplex attempt, but Hawk counters with the Gordbuster off the top rope! Hawk now goes for the cover...
One...
Two...
Hart: Mr. Rich kicks out of another move! That man is truly amazing!
Nelson: Well, while Robbie moistens his manties over Mr. Rich, Hawk picks up Mr. Rich and lands the Butterfly Suplex. Hawk then makes the tag to Pason, who’s itching to get back in this match! Pason grabs Mr. Rich and connects with a vicious release German Suplex! The U.S. Champion follows it up with an overhead belly to belly suplex and Mr. Rich is definitely in a world of hurt right now! Pason now locks in the Jujigatame armbar and Mr. Rich is crying out in pain! He’s trying to squirm to the ropes with all him might and finally gets there!
Hart: It’s gonna take more than an armbar to put Mr. Rich and Mike Logan away!
Nelson: That’s one of the few things I’ll agree with you on, Hart. Pason now goes up top and Mike Logan shakes the ropes, causing Pason to crotch himself on the top rope! Typical Mike Logan right there!
Hart: He was just trying to get Mr. Rich’s attention!
Nelson: SHUT UP, HART!!! Now Mr. Rich hits the Superplex off the top rope and rolls on top of Pason, can he hold him here?
One...
Two...
Hart: How the heck did Pason find the strength to kick out of that move?
Nelson: Pason not going to stay down with that move and now, Mr. Rich grabs Pason and has him locked in the Bad Investment! But Pason is close to the ropes!
Hart: Well, it looks like Mike Logan’s making those ropes go a little further away from Pason’s grasp!
Nelson: Mike Logan has done nothing but get under the skin of Sean Pason all night here! Pason, showing Herculean strength here, refuses to give up the ghost and with one last lunge, he grabs toward Mike Logan, who cowers away and Pason manages to grab the ropes!
Hart: The damage may already be done though, because Mr. Rich is the one looking like a spring chicken right now!
Nelson: Mr. Rich signaling that he’s going up top! This could be all she wrote... but NO! No water in the pool for Mr. Rich as he catches nothing but canvas. Both men are down and Barrett Hawk is desperately calling out to his partner to make the tag. Both men close to their respective partners and they make the tags, but it’s Hawk coming in like a ball of fire... right hand to Logan... left hand to Logan... follows it up with a short-arm clothesline! Mr. Rich tries to catch Hawk, but is sent over the ropes by a backdrop from Barrett Hawk and it looks like Mike Logan’s in big trouble now!
Hart: Come on, Barrett... don’t mess up Mike’s million-dollar looks!
Nelson: I don’t think Barrett Hawk cares about Mike Logan right now and Hawk drills him with the second rope Thesz Press as Pason catches his breath and hits a Suicide Dive to the outside on Mr. Rich! Mike Logan, trying to beg off, only to get a stiff European Uppercut from Barrett Hawk! Hawk whips him into the ropes and hits the Snap Powerslam! What’s he calling for now?
Hart: Don’t do it, Barrett! Don’t do anything you’ll regret!
Nelson: Country Bump off the top rope! This could be it!
One...
Two...
Hart: HA! Mr. Rich with the opportunistic save there, and just in the nick of time!
Nelson: But Barrett isn’t phased in the least bit as he hurls Mr. Rich back out of the ring and tags in Pason! It looks like Mike Logan is about to be in for the longest night of his life!
Hart: And Logan knows it, too! He’s begging for mercy against Pason, but gets met with multiple kicks to the head, knocking the “Canadian Gigolo” for a loop! This is not good!
Nelson: Pason calling for the finish of this match, but wait a minute! Mary-Joe’s on the apron getting the referee’s attention. Someone get that skank off the apron! Pason looks in her direction and as that’s going on, it looks like Logan’s new personal assistant, Sabrina Swallows is slipping something in Mike Logan’s fist!
Hart: Pason’s got Mary-Joe by the hair now! He wouldn’t hit her, would he?
Nelson: I don’t know, but OH NO! Logan just drilled Pason in the back of the head and tosses what appeared to be a roll of quarters back to Sabrina Swallows as he has the leg hooked with Hawk and Mr. Rich battling down the ramp-way with Mr. Rich hitting a piledriver on the ramp to Barrett Hawk! It can’t end like this! NO!
Hart: Well, the referee’s making the count...
One...
TWO...
THREE!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Donna Dixon: Ladies and Gentlemen... here are your winners... the team of MIKE LOGAN... and MR. RIIIICCHHHH!!!
Nelson: That was absolute horse-crap! That was an injustice! Mike Logan just got a cheap pin-fall over our United States champion!
Hart: But the fact remains, Mike Logan now holds a pin-fall win over Sean Pason!
Nelson: And look at Mr. Rich and Mike Logan gloating with Pason still dazed as they stomp on him some more! This is just wrong!
Hart: And now Mike Logan has the microphone... there’s no telling what kind of things he’ll say now!
Nelson: I sure hope Standards and Practices aren’t watching right now....
Mike Logan: Sean Pason... this is why guys like me are always going to be better than paper champions like you! I’m always one step ahead of you... so why don’t you drag your...
Nelson: Here comes Barrett Hawk with a chair! And look at Mike Logan and Mr. Rich, along with the rest of their entourage scattering like rats! What a bunch of cowards!
Hart: Cry all you want, Nelson, but the fact remains Mike Logan just pinned the cWo United States Champion on Driven 50!
[Hawk helps Pason to his feet and the two of them walk down the aisle to backstage together.]
Nelson: Well Robbie, we’ve only got one match left for tonight, and it’s certaintly a big one.. possibly the most important match in cWo’s history!
[Nazareth's "Hair of The Dog" starts playing over the PA. Reg Mendel comes walking out to boos from the crowd. Paying them no mind, Reg power walks to the ring.]
Nelson: And here comes the illustrious Reg Mendel, looking angry as usual.
Hart: He's walking with a purpose, Joel. You develop that look after years of disappointment having a son like Chazz. Your old man more than likely developed a similar look, Joel!
[Reg walks up the ring steps, and enters the ring. Donna Dixon has a microphone ready for the elder Mendel, who takes it. Dixon makes a quick exit as "Hair of the Dog" stops abruptly.]
Reg: I'm a man of my word. And in being so, you have certain obligations you must keep. I made a promise to a man years ago where I agreed to watch over his kids like they were one of my own if something were to happen. I aimed to make good on that promise, and for a while, I did exactly that. But I took my eye off of him for one second! In that ONE second, he made a boneheaded move. And because of that, I failed Bill Dangerous. But tonight, I'm going to set this man straight, face to face. So Nick Dangerous, if you would, come on down.
["Demonality" by Arch Enemy starts playing as Nick Dangerous walks out onto the stage dressed in his wrestling gear. With a scowl on his face, Nick makes his way to the ring.]
Nelson: Ask and you shall recieve. Nick Dangerous is on his way to the ring, and I have a bad feeling about this...
Hart: That makes two of us...
[Nick steps into the ring, and looks at Reg with a look of disdain on his face.]
Reg: Listen to me, Kid. Like I just said, I made a promise to your old man. I know you don't care for him, but listen, he wouldn't want this. He never would! Hanging around with lunatics like Heretic, trying to ruin a business that runs through our blood is wrong. I know you know this. Deep down, I know you don't like what's happening.
[Reg pauses as he gives Nick a moment to take in what he's telling him. Suddenly in plain sight the fans take notice to the previously used steel cage.]
Hart: Reg better get out of there.
Nelson: Why is the cage being lowered? Who in their right mind..
Reg: You got a hell of a cold stare, just like your old man. And just like him, you shouldn't be running with a crew that couldn't lace your damn boots! He didn't need a bunch of losers to feel tough, neither do you! All you need is family, Nick. I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about your father, Bill. And your brother, who's been sitting in the front row for the passed few weeks, and who happens to be here tonight!
[Reg points to the fan that has caught Nick's eye the passed few weeks.]
Reg: You're trying to replace your family with those freaks when the real McCoy has been sitting at ringside every week since Veneration! And every week you ignore him, but now I think it's time that you two had a good long talk abou...
[Reg finally sees the cage coming down around the ring.]
Reg: What the hell is going on here?
Nelson: Someone get the cage up, this has to be some kind of mistake.
[Fans become upset as Nick Dangerous grabs Reg Mendel by the head with both hands and looks him deep in the eyes.]
Nelson: Hold on a minute!
[Nick then tosses him head first into the steel cage.]
Nelson: Why is this necessary!
[Nick stands over Reg, as Reg clutches his head with both arms. Nick then stands Reg up on his feet and places him in a standing guillotine choke.]
Nelson: Nick squeezing tight with a front face lock on a man who was only trying to help him!
Hart: Chazz Mendel warned him.
Nelson: That doesn't justify anything!
[Chazz Mendel comes down from the entrance way and makes a mad dash down the ramp as the fans support him in his arrival.]
Nelson: Chazz has to stop this!
[Chazz walks around to the cage to the door as he attempts to open it.]
Nelson: The cage door is still locked thanks to Chandler Dalmon and Jacob Baxter! Someone raise the damn cage!
[Chazz out of blind frustration shakes the cage back and forth violently trying to rip it open.]
Hart: Climb it for god's sake Chazz!
Nelson: Chazz's heart has to be racing a mile a minute!
[Nick keeps Reg locked in the front face lock as Chazz begins climbing the cage. Nick aggressively kicks the cage as he tries to climb it, knocking him down on his feet on the mat outside.]
Hart: Nick's not gonna let him in.
Nelson: Reg is in bad shape. Someone in the back has to raise that cage, a man's life could depend on it!
[Nick lets go of Reg Mendel, as Reg collapses to the floor.]
Nelson: Reg is gonna need medical attention, raise the cage already!
[Chazz circles around, trying to strategize a way in, when Nick prompts Chazz to take action by squeezing his foot against Reg's neck, Reg slowly places his right hand on Nick's foot but has no strength to try and push away. Nick shakes the cage with both hands while keeping his foot on Reg's neck.]
Hart: Something's snapped inside Nick Dangerous' head.
[Nick takes his attention off of Reg Mendel again as Chazz circles the cage for a way in.]
Hart: He's just void of emotion.
Nelson: This assault is just sickening, if Nick's so tough why doesn't he just let it be between him and Chazz Mendel!
Hart: Come on! The best thing for Chazz to do is to just keep Nick's attention off of Reg.
Hart: It looks like it's too late anyways Joel. The damage has been done, Reg is out cold.
Nelson: Nick had that choke hold applied tight. Reg isn't trained to withstand that kind of damage.
[Suddenly the mysterious man who's caught Nick's attention before looks to be fed up with what he sees as he climbs over the railing, and before security can stop him begins climbing over the cage.]
Nelson: Wait a minute! It looks this brother of Nick Dangerous is taking matters into his own hands!
[Fans cheer as Chazz makes an effort to keep Nick's attention. Nick makes a quick glance backwards, but soon after makes a more concentrated look back as he takes notice to his brother almost reaching the top of the cage.]
Hart: This brother of Nick Dangerous could end up just like Reg.
[Nick stands in wait as his brother is halfway down the inside of the cage, when Nick grabs him by the foot, immediately, Chazz begins climbing from the other end of the cage. Nick attempts to pull his brother down from the cage but gets a foot to the head, backing Nick off. Afterwards Nick's brother attempts leaping from the cage onto Dangerous with a cross body.]
Nelson: Lookout! Lookout! No!
[Nick is able to dodge the attempt as his brother lands on his chest to the dismay of the audience, as Nick turns around he's face to face with Chazz Mendel, who stares Nick Dangerous down with absolute disgust, while Nick looks back with his usual near robotic demeanor.]
Nelson: I can only imagine what's going thorugh Chazz Mendel's head. This is pure chaos.
Hart: He just watched his own Dad get choked out to unconsciousness!
[Inaudibly Chazz Mendel voices his disdain towards Nick Dangerous as Nick stands tall in the center of the ring, waiting for Chazz to make a move. The cage begins to rise as cWo staff quickly take charge, as security hovering overs Nick Dangerous' brother and takes him out of the ring and through the crowd, and EMTs looking over Reg Mendel, and finally Tony Awesome and a couple more security guards who rush out of the entrance way to block Chazz Mendel's way to Nick Dangerous.]
Nelson: Looks like Tony Awesome doesn't want to see this situation get any worse before it gets better.
Hart: It can only get worse Joel! We still have our main event coming up right away!
Nelson: Nick Dangerous shouldn't be allowed to compete after what he's done here.
Hart: Who's gonna enforce that he abides by that ruling?
[Chazz looks like his body is rattling with anger as he takes his attention off of Nick finally, and looks after his Father, shouting "Dad!" several times trying to get him to wake up. Nick watches on as Tony Awesome sits by Reg's side, holding his hand out towards Nick Dangerous, gesturing that he should refrain from doing any further damage.]
Nelson: Reg Mendel might not always hang around the best of people but he's never been of harm to anybody. When that cage dropped down Robbie my heart sank.
Hart: Oh yeah, you had to know that cage coming down was no mistake, everything that happened here was by design. Someone should have stopped Heretic long before it had to come to this, I'll tell you that right now.
[Cameras show Nick looking on as EMTs wheel Reg Mendel out on a stretcher, Chazz Mendel solemnly follows after as the crowd boos. Tony Awesome is behind the whole group as they make their way out.]
Nelson: On this unfortunate note we have to take a break folks.

[In the Tingley Coliseum parking lot we see EMTs working together to get Reg Mendel in an ambulance, as Chazz, with fists clenched watches it all in frustration, we're watching this on a shakey, amateur looking camera, when we hear a voice speaking from behind the camera.]
Cameraman: If it isn't Chazz Mendel. "Villain of the Year." Didn't look so villainous out there Chazz. Then again, you didn't look all that heroic either.
[Chazz tunes out the cameraman's comments as he continues looking in concern over his injured Father.]
Cameraman: Not that I don't blame you, I thought Reg was tough too.
[Chazz continues to pay no mind, focusing on what's important to him.]
Cameraman: He just looks silly now doesn't he? All that tough talk, turns out he's just a meek old man.
Chazz: Don't you see what's going on here?! Get that damn camera out of my face and away from my dad or I'll...
[Chazz looks up to see the cameraman, and gives a slightly puzzled yet disappointed look as he seemingly recognizes the face behind the camera.]
Cameraman: What's the matter Chazz? I thought we were friends?
[Before Chazz says anything else an EMT puts his hand on Chazz's shoulder.]
EMT: Chazz, you Father's ready to go, are you?
[Chazz nods his head as he hops in the ambulance, as the EMT shuts the door.]
Cameraman: Hey where are you going? You have a match! You wanna disappoint three more people tonight?
[The cameraman is then silent as he watches the ambulance ride away with the siren on. Cameras return to the ring as we see Nick Dangerous, Heretic, and Jacob Baxter standing tall while Andrew Phillips continues in the middle of speaking on the mic before a rabidly jeering audience.]
Phillips: ...Reginald Mendel was not a good man. He was a cheat, he was a scam artist, he was...he was a lot like cWo. The only thing he sought to do was screw each and every one of you, just like the cWo does. Omega will stop and nothing to rid this planet of things as vile as Reg Mendel, and as wretched as the cWo.
Nelson: We're back folks and unfortunately the situation here in Albuquerque isn't getting any better.
["Electric Worry" by Clutch hits the PA system, as an angered Devon Dice makes his way down the entrance way to lighten the mood of the Albuquerque crowd.]
Benson: And their opponents, first weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, and hailing from Atlantic City, New Jersey. Devoooooon Dice!
[Dice comes down the aisle looking none too happy.]
Nelson: Here comes a man with a huge score to settle, I won't be surprised to see Jacob Baxter a huge target of his in this match.
Hart: I don't think Dice will be using this match to settle any individual scores Joel. Focus on one of them and you undermine the other three guys, and that's not something you wanna do against Omega.
[Dice stops at the mat outside the ring and stays there as he awaits the entrance of his partners. From the PA system we hear Johnny Serious' voice ask the popular question "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" as U2's "Elevation" plays. The volume of the crowd increases as Johnny Serious makes a slow pace down the aisle.]
Benson: And his partner, weighing in at two hundred and forty five pounds, and hailing from Hollywood California. Johnnyyyyyy Seeeeriouuuus!
[Serious stops himself alongside Dice when "Superstar" by Saliva hits the PA system. World Champion Chris Michaels emerges from the entrance way to the adulation of the crowd.]
Benson: And weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, hailing from Roanoke Virginia. World Champion, HotShot Chris Michaaaaeeels!
[The fans cheer for their clear favorite team as the three discuss gameplan outside of the ring.]
Nelson: The optimism of the crowd tonight hopefully doesn't go unfounded tonight.
Hart: There's a problem though Joel, they're one short.
[Meanwhile Johnny Serious enters the ring, as Nick Dangerous remains in the ring on Omega's side, while the rest take to the apron.]
Nelson: Maybe so, but if these three can get a victory here tonight despite those odds then there would be a hope that cWo lives to see Roll the Dice this coming February.
Hart: Well I'll have to see it to believe it, and even then I'm not sure I'd believe it.
DING DING DING
Nelson: Well it'd be silly not to try as this match is underway.
[Nick Dangerous stands in the same spot as he awaits Johnny Serious to come in as Johnny continues to confer with his teammates, when Chris Michaels volunteers himself to start the match. Johnny Serious respectfully stands down and tags Chris Michaels in.]
Nelson: And it looks like our World Champion wants first crack at Nick Dangerous.
Hart: I don't think Nick Dangerous has moved a muscle since he finished up with Reg!
Nelson: Well I think the HotShot is about to change that.
[Dangerous gives his cold glare to HotShot as Michaels returns with a a firey look of his own. Both men start making their way towards one another with a collar and elbow tie up.]
Nelson: They lock horns.
[Chris Michaels quickly places Nick Dangerous in a headlock, but just as quickly Nick lifts Michaels up and takes him down with a back suplex.]
Hart: Not a good start for the champ!
[Nick rolls backwards as Michaels attempts to get to his feet, and captures him in a front face lock on his way up.]
Hart: This looks familiar.
Nelson: It's that same damn front face lock that left Reg Mendel in a stretcher.
[While applying the face lock, Nick throws hammer blows the the small of Michaels' back. In a struggle Michaels pushes Nick back first into the turnbuckle, stunning him enough to get out of the hold.]
Nelson: Michaels breaks free and..
[Michaels catches Nick off guard with a slap in the face.]
Nelson: A slap in the face to tell him what he thinks of him!
[Nick retaliates by shooting towards Michaels, Michaels backs away and leaps over Nick as he tries for a double leg takedown.]
Nelson: Michaels getting out of harm's way.
[Nick turns around and charges Michaels again, this time to be taken down with a drop toe hold to knock Nick face first into the second turnbuckle.]
Nelson: The HotShot's playing cat and mouse with the Weapon!
[Nick looks to be getting more and more angry as he slowly rises to his feet, when the chance to retalliate is taken away from him as Andrew Phillips tags himself in.]
Hart: I don't think I've ever seen Nick Dangerous so angry!
Nelson: And that's saying something.
[Andrew Phillips smugly shrugs his shoulders as Nick takes his place on the apron, he turns to face Michaels, who quickly scoop slams him to the mat.]
Nelson: Phillips getting a little caught up in himself!
[Phillips gets up nursing his back, when he's taken down again with a dropkick.]
Nelson: Michaels stays on top of things.
[Both men get up as Michaels remains the aggressor, taking Phillips down with a headlock takedown, keeping a side headlock applied on the mat.]
Nelson: HotShot with the headlock. Keeping it down to basics.
Hart: I don't know if this is the way Michaels should be playing though Joel.
[Andrew Phillips nips out of the headlock, as he quickly gets up to his feet.]
Nelson: You might be right, and Phillips breaks free.
[Michaels sweeps him on his back with both arms.]
Nelson: And a sweep!
[Michaels quickly hovers over for a pin.]
ONE
Nelson: Kickout!
[After kicking out Phillips begins desperately crawling to Omega's corner, but Michaels grabs him by the foot and pulls him back towards the center as the crowd roars.]
Nelson: So far so good as Andrew Phillips searches for a way out!
[Michaels begins mounting punches the the face of CBK.]
Nelson: Michaels getting caught up in the moment now with hard right hands.
[Michaels stops throwing punches as referee Aaron Blake nears a five count. Michaels picks Phillips up as he drags him by the hair to a corner, where Johnny Serious anxiously waves his arm for a tag.]
Nelson: It's Serious' turn as thinks continue to look good in our favor.
[Serious and Michaels whip Phillips against the ropes.]
Nelson: Against the ropes...and a big back body drop to the Comeback Kid!
[Serious topples Andrew Phillips for a pin.]
ONE
Nelson: Almost a two.
Hart: So far so good though!
[Serious then places Andrew Phillips in a rear chinlock.]
Nelson: Chinlock applied, this three man dream team might be able to pull this off after all, if they can keep isolating Andrew Phillips.
Hart: Yep, but in this situation it's absolutely essential that Andrew doesn't get that tag. If he tags out it could be a long time before they can get back to where they are right now in the match.
Nelson: And if they can manage to win this it might get the sour taste left after Nick Dangerous' disgusting act this evening. Even you're looking a little uncharacteristically upset Robbie.
Hart: Heh, well. Everyone has their limits.
[Andrew struggles as he manages to make a slow recovery to his feet. Almost making it up, Serious transitions into a side headlock, to which Andrew responds by backing into the ropes.]
Nelson: Andrew out of a tight sqeeze.
[Serious hits the ropes as Andrew tries for a hip toss, but Serious leaps with it and lands on his feet, turning the tables on Phillips.]
Nelson: And a hip toss turns itself around on CBK!
[Serious makes a dash towards the ropes when he flips backwards over the top rope thanks to Jacob Baxter holding the top rope down.]
Nelson: Come on! As if the odds aren't stacked enough!
[Dice and Michaels make a clear attempt to avenge Serious but Blake makes an attempt to keep them in place.]
Nelson: Jacob Baxter clearly had a part in Johnny Serious' tumble outside the ring.
[Baxter steps off the apron as he awaits Johnny Serious' recovery. Once Serious is up, Baxter rams his shoulder into Serious' gut and sends him back first into the steel steps.]
Nelson: Why does it have to be like this?
Hart: You gotta expect everything when it comes to Omega.
[Aaron Blake takes notice as the damage is already done, Baxter pays no mind to him as he tosses Serious back in the ring.]
Hart: You gotta expect everything and then some, even then you're in for a few surprises.
[Andrew makes a crawl for a tag, as he tags in "the Bastard" Jacob Baxter.]
Nelson: Jacob Baxter's slimey moves scored Omega the advantage. Baxter and Serious the legal men.
[Baxter gets on his knees before Serious as he begins throwing repeated headbutts into Johnny Serious' back and goes for a pin.]
ONE
Nelson: Baxter working to keep the advantage after his conniving move.
[Baxter brings Serious to his feet as he stuns him with european uppercut. He follows up with a knee lift to the gut.]
Hart: This can't be good for Serious, as Baxter takes it to him like it's a bar fight!
[Jacob attempts an irish whip towards the corner, but Serious reverses it.]
Nelson: Maybe Serious can bring it back!
[Jacob stops himself before hitting the turnbuckle, and catches a chasing Serious with a back elbow to the jaw.]
Hart: Oh! Maybe not.
[Baxter goes back to another knee lift to the gut, followed by three more, before turning him around and backing him into the turnbuckle as intended.]
Nelson: What a heinous forearm by Jacob Baxter. Following up with a chop!
[Baxter performs his trademark "Violence Party" as he continues with his forearm strike and knife edge chop combo. Overwhelming Serious with a vicious assault.]
Hart: He's all over him now!
Nelson: Baxter finishes the string of attacks with a huge forearm.
[Baxter then hits a snap mare to take Serious down in a seated position.]
Hart: Can our guys come back from this?
Nelson: Only time will tell. Baxter has Serious trapped now in a seated abdominal stretch. Serious however seated not too far away from the ropes.
Hart: But you don't catch any breaks just being close, he needs to get in contact with them.
[Serious lunges his left foot towards the ropes to no avail. Baxter rubs salt in the wound as he drives his left knee into Serious' back two times.]
Nelson: Serious able to hook his leg on the ropes.
[Phillips asserts himself back into the match with another tag from behind.]
Nelson: Looks like Phillips wants his piece of the action again.
Hart: He could be giving Serious' team what they want here!
[Baxter looks disappointed with the move as Phillips quickly moves to the top rope, stalking over Serious.]
Nelson: Phillips ascending the top rope.
[As Serious gets up, Phillips leaps towards Serious.]
Nelson: And there's an unanswered cross body block! Advantage Serious!
Hart: This could be a huge mistake!
[Dangerous grips the top rope tightly as Baxter disappointedly shakes his head. Serious rolls over to his stomache and slowly crawls towards his teammates.]
Nelson: This could be a huge bonus for the cWo! Can Johnny make the tag?...yes!
[Serious tags in Devon Dice as the crowd roars. Andrew has the wherewithal to get to his feet as he begs off Dice, offering his hand for a handshake.]
Hart: Phillips wants a truce!
Nelson: I don't think that's happening!
[Dice responds with a kick to the gut, followed by hard right hands to the head of CBK.]
Nelson: The Lord of Punishment living up to his name right out of the gate!
[Aaron Blake physically restrains Devon Dice from Andrew Phillips after reaching a four count and not seeing any signs of Dice relenting. Phillips struggles to his feet in the meantime as Dice catches up with him and hits a snap suplex.]
Nelson: Nice suplex from Devon Dice.
[Dice quickly gets up as he hits a running forearm on Jacob Baxter which knocks him on his feet on the outside.]
Nelson: Dice trying to settle an old score! And a pin on Andrew Phillips!
ONE
[Suddenly Baxter pulls Dice off of Andrew Phillips.]
Nelson: And things are starting to get out of control!
[A recovering Johnny Serious and Chris Michaels make their presence felt in the ring as Dangerous enters the ring as well. Baxter and Serious trade blows as Michaels and Dangerous do the same.]
Nelson: No hope for Aaron Blake to restore order here!
[Dice and Serious double team Jacob Baxter as they send him over the top rope with a double clothesline.]
Nelson: And out goes Jacob Baxter!
[Michaels detects Andrew Phillips charging from behind as he breaks from going shot for shot with Dangerous to sidestep CBK and toss him into Dangerous, sending them both over the top rope.]
Nelson: These three men are at the top of their game tonight!
[Devon Dice then grips his hands over the top rope, as Michaels does the same on the opposite end. The two glance at each other before leaping over the top rope.]
Nelson: Up! And over go Dice and Michaels!
[Michaels takes down both Dangerous and Phillips, while Jacob Baxter is able to get out of harm's way and send Dice colliding with the guard rail.]
Nelson: Not such a good landing for Devon Dice.
[Aaron Blake begins counting out both legal men, Devon Dice and Andrew Phillips.]
ONE
[Standing inside the ring looking out, Johnny Serious tells Michaels to bring Phillips into the ring. Michaels complies as Serious looks to resume where Dice left off with Phillips, but before long Aaron Blake restrains him and sends him to his team's corner.]
Nelson: Johnny Serious looks to want to get his hands on the Comeback Kid but referee Aaron Blake doing a good job of restoring what order he can.
[Blake resumes his count as Serious stands in his corner, as Jacob Baxter is seen stomping away at a downed Devon Dice.]
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Hart: Serious' team isn't gonna beat Omega by following the rules, they gotta get their hands dirty!
Nelson: I think guys like Johnny Serious would feel better ridding cWo of Omega on their own terms.
Hart: Well it's not helping them now!
[Michaels takes exception to Baxter stomping on Devon Dice as he approaches Baxter, Baxter takes notice as he relents his attack and throws Dice in the ring.]
Hart: They gotta get mean Joel!
[A recovering Andrew Phillips lays on Devon Dice for a pin.]
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Nelson: Phillips almost got it there. And I hear what you're saying Robbie.
Hart: But you're not agreeing with me!
[Phillips leans back as he extends a hand to Nick Dangerous. Dangerous tags himself in as Phillips grapevines Dice's right leg.]
Nelson: I want to see Omega get what they deserve, but I don't want it to be at the cost of either of these men's dignity.
[Dice attempts to will himself to his feet as he pushes his chest off the mat, but Nick sticks his forearm ahead of him as he leans forward and lets gravity take its course, hitting a falling forearm against the back of Dice's head.]
Hart: Take it from me, I know when dignity needs to take a backseat to get what you want, I'd think no less of Devon Dice for throwing a below the belt shot Dangerous' way.
Nelson: You don't think a lot of Devon Dice to begin with.
[Phillips lets Dice go as Dice rolls around the ring in pain. Nick paces himself after him as he sits Dice up, Nick looks to be attempting to lock in a dragon sleeper when he's fended off by a desperation uppercut under his chin.]
Nelson: Devon Dice throwing punches.
[Nick takes a moment to nurse his chin, but only a brief moment as he grabs Devon Dice by the foot before he can crawl to make a tag. Nick makes a leap and elbow drops him in the back. He follows up with two more very quick elbow drops to continue his assault.]
Hart: Dangerous Armbar!
[Dice becomes panic stricken as Nick attempts a Dangerous Armbar.]
Nelson: Get that rope Dice!
[The audience is audibly concerned for Dice as Dice manages to clutch the rope, he holds on to the bottom rope with both arms as Nick gets to his feet.]
Hart: That rope is Devon Dice's best friend now.
[Nick begins laying boots into Dice's back, loosening his grip on the ropes. Dice attempts to climb up the ropes, but Nick presses his right foot against Dice's head and chokes him over the bottom rope.]
Nelson: Nick again showing a ferocity similar to the ugly beating he gave Reg Mendel. Choking Dice relentlessly.
[Aaron Blake counts very close to five before Nick lets go of the choke. Nick then assists Dice up to standing position on his knees, leaning Dice back as he delivers a few overhead forearms to the chest.]
Nelson: It's starting to feel like winning is only a secondary motive to just beating the hell out of Devon Dice at this point.
Hart: Dice is definitely in a world of hurt. He picked a wrong time to become Lord of Punishment if you ask me, it just makes him a target.
[Nick stops pounding over the chest of Devon Dice, picking him up to his feet. With Dice's back facing Nick, he pushes him chest first into the ropes, and as Dice rebounds backwards, Nick delivers a forearm shot to Dice's kidney.]
Nelson: Dice writhing in pain, now it's obvious that fall to the outside of the ring did a number on him. Both Michaels and Serious are itching to take his place.
[Nick repeats his previous action with another rebound forearm to the kidney.]
Nelson: Nick's seemingly hitting all the right spots as Dice is really feeling those forearms.
[Nick pushes Dice into the ropes again, but this time on the rebound Dice nails a back elbow to the chin of Dangerous.]
Nelson: But it's not enough to cool the fire inside Devon Dice!
[While Dangerous is stunned, Dice runs against the ropes, and charges him for a follow up attack, but Nick stops him with repeated knee lift attacks to the gut.]
Hart: Nick just has too much in him to be stopped at this point.
[Nick follows up with a swinging neckbreaker.]
Nelson: And there's a neckbreaker by Dangerous!
[Dangerous keeps the head of Dice locked under his arm as he hoists him up, and swings him down with another swinging neckbreaker.]
Nelson: Dual neckbreakers!
Hart: He's going for a third!
[Dice breaks the cycle as he pushes forward with everything he can, and pushes him back first into a neutral corner.]
Nelson: Go Dice!
[Dice desprately rams his shoulder into Nick's gut until he lets go of his neck.]
Nelson: Dice successfully freeing himself from Nick's grasp!
[Dice then attempts to run away from Nick to make a tag, but Nick quickly grabs him by the neck and pulls him back, Dice responds with a big forearm to the head.]
Hart: Oooh!
Nelson: What a shot!
[Dice then goes for an irish whip to the opposite corner and begins chasing after him.]
Nelson: Irish whip!
[Nick hits back first into the turnbuckle, but quickly gets out of the way before Dice can hit a follow up splash, causing Dice to collide with the corner chest first.]
Nelson: He misses!
[Nick wraps around Dice and pulls him in the center of the ring with a crossface chickenwing.]
Nelson: Chickenwing applied!
Hart: And this is where Nick Dangerous is at his best!
Nelson: Dice doesn't wanna get caught in a submission for very long when Nick Dangerous is behind it.
[Dice waves his free arm left and right trying to use his whole body to charge the ropes, or find at least some way out of the hold.]
Nelson: The crossface chickenwing is a dangerous hold to begin with.
Hart: This could be the end Joel!
[Nick begins swinging Dice's upper body left and right trying to exhaust him.]
Nelson: You see the veins pulsating in Nick's neck as he applies all the pressure his body will allow. That borderline psychotic look in his eyes, I can't help but think of Reg's body lying limp as Nick squeezes on the neck.
Hart: Nick pulls no punches and shows no restrain, he's going for the jugular here.
[Devon concentrates on reaching for Michaels or Serious, who reach back dying for the tag.]
Nelson: This Albuquerque crowd share the support of Devon Dice's teammates, we need him to get that tag!
[Dice wills himself step by step, closing in on his team's corner, to the dismay of Nick Dangerous.]
Nelson: Come on Dice! You can do it!
[Dice takes another step, but finds himself struggling for another.]
Hart: He's losing it!
Nelson: Hang in there!
[Dice reaches around for some kind of reversal attempt, but Nick tightens his grip.]
Hart: He's definitely losing it!
[Finding himself closer to the ropes than to his partners, Dice then leaps and kicks himself off of the second rope, as Nick and Dice fall back.]
Nelson: What a reversal!
[Nick still clutches Dice's neck as Dice lays awkwardly on top of Nick, making a pin.]
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Nelson: He almost snuck it out of nowhere!
[Nick remains relentless as he goes behind a sitting Dice and applies a seated crossface chickenwing.]
Hart: But Nick goes right back to where he came from!
Nelson: Dice needs to think of something!
[The crowd continues to rally behind Devon Dice as he slowly brings himself to his feet.]
Hart: I think it's just his body doing all the work, I don't think mind and spirit are with him right now! Dice is looking like a zombie!
Nelson: He's being worked to the core right now.
[Dice shakes and shakes, managing to break his arm free, as he clutches Nick's head and falls down to a seated position.]
Nelson: Dice breaks free with a jaw breaker!
[The impact of the move sends Nick stumbling back into his team's corner, as Andrew Phillips again tags himself into the match.]
Nelson: Andrew Phillips is now the legal man.
[An anxious Phillips enters the ring, as Dice crawls towards his teammates, Phillips manages to grab Dice by the foot in time.]
Hart: Devon Dice just can't catch a break!
[Phillips brings an exhausted Dice to his feet, CBK cuts his thumb across his throat as he hooks Dice's head with his arms.]
Nelson: He's gonna hit that Ace Crusher on Devon Dice!
[Mockingly, Phillips moves Dice's head up and down, in preparation for the move, finally winding him back, and attempting to drag him down, but Dice pushes him forward.]
Nelson: Dice with the reversal!
[Phillips runs into the ropes as Dice backs into the opposite side, the two charge each other when Dice meets Phillips in the center with a diving lariat that sends Phillips flipping into the canvas.]
Nelson: What a clothesline!
Hart: Phillips almost dove out of his boots!
Nelson: That'll level the playing field!
[Both men lie motionless on the mat.]
Hart: But will that buy Dice enough time? Will Dice be able to make the tag?
Nelson: Phillips could be down for the count after that blow!
[Dice starts making a crawl to his teammates as Andrew Phillips does the same.]
Nelson: The race is on Robbie!
Hart: I don't know how Omega would recover from this loss!
Nelson: They'll be packing their bags after this one's over!
[Both men grow increasingly closer as the fans become more anxious for Dice's team.]
Nelson: Come on...come on....yes!
[Devon Dice tags in Johnny Serious, who manages to grab Phillips before he can make a tag, Phillips shakes his head and cries "no!"]
Nelson: It's our turn to have a little fun with Omega!
[Johnny Serious knocks Phillips back down with a hard right handed knife edge chop.]
Nelson: Serious rips into Phillips with the chop!
[Serious helps Phillips back to his feet as he takes him down with another chop.]
Nelson: One more for good measure!
[Serious brings Phillips back up again as he whips him into the ropes.]
Nelson: Back body drop!
[Phillips gets back to his feet nursing his back, as Serious meets him on his feet, and slams him with a vertical suplex.]
Nelson: Big suplex! And a pin!
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Nelson: Only two!
[Serious slams his hands against the mat as he gets to his feet. He shouts "let's get SERIOUS" to the approval of the audience, as he picks Phillips up off the mat once again. Serious hooks him in for the Got Serious'd.]
Nelson: It's time to..wait a minute!
[Serious is then caught off guard with a Hooligan Kick from the illegal Jacob Baxter.]
Nelson: No! Serious had it!
[Baxter takes a moment to admire his work, as Michaels looks to have entered the ring, Baxter takes notice of Michaels but before long is met with a HotShot Superkick, sending him out of the ring between the second and top rope.]
Nelson: Michaels avenges Serious!
[Nick Dangerous then takes the ring, charging after Michaels.]
Nelson: No no lookout!
[Nick goes for a Dangerous Kick, but Michaels dodges, causing Nick to collide with a standing and woozy Andrew Phillips.]
Nelson: YES!
Hart: Everything's falling into place!
[Michaels hits a Lou Thesz press on Nick Dangerous to the roar of the crowd, as the two take the brawl to the outside of the ring, going blow for blow.]
Nelson: It's anyone's game right now as the two legal men are out cold!
Hart: Heretic has yet to make a move this whole match!
Nelson: Heretic hasn't been a presence at all in this match, just watching all the chaos that he's responsible for seems to be enough for him! But there's no way he'll stand idly by while Serious pins Phillips!
Hart: That's if he pins Phillips!
Nelson: Dangerous and Michaels are still going at it!
Hart: Oh man.
[Michaels then whips Dangerous into the steel guard rail.]
Nelson: Dangerous eats the steel!
[Michaels then charges Dangerous, attempting a flying knee attack, which Nick dodges.]
Nelson: Oh no!
Hart: Bad news for Michaels.
[Michaels falls on the cement next to seated fans, clutching his knee which collided with steel. Meanwhile Serious and Phillips slowly recover, trying to make it to their feet, when Heretic starts chanting "SERIOUS! SERIOUS! SERIOUS!" patronizingly, as Serious and Phillips continue to recover, cameras catch Serious becoming irate at the sound of Heretic's voice, he gets up and grabs Heretic with both hands by the hair.]
Hart: Uh oh!
Nelson: Now Heretic has no choice but to get involved!
[Heretic begins laughing hysterically as Serious attempts to pull him into the ring over the top rope, Heretic resists as he pulls himself back to the apron, instead grabbing Serious by the head and pulling his neck over the top rope.]
Nelson: No!
[Stunned, Serious clutches his neck and turns to face Phillips, who hits the Ace Crusher on Serious.]
Nelson: No! Phillips hit the Ace Crusher!
[Cameras catch Nick Dangerous clutching Dice by the feet as Phillips goes for the pin.]
ONE
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THREE
Nelson: Damnit!
DING DING DING
[Dice gives into exhaustion again as it's realized the match is lost, as Nick pulls him down from the apron and tosses him head first into the steel steps!]
Benson: The winner of this match by pinfall. Oooomega!
Nelson: Well what little involvement Heretic had in this match was all it took to give Omega the edge tonight. Serious, Devon Dice and Chris Michaels were within an inch of victory tonight!
Hart: Close but no cigar is not gonna cut it Joel! It's like I said before, they gotta get mean! They gotta throw the rulebook out the window!
[A hurt Andrew Phillips rises to his feet, as Dangerous, Baxter and Heretic take to the ring by his side. Chandler Edsel Dalmon makes his way down the aisle applauding his team.]
Nelson: Well I'm glad the whole rogues' gallery can come down to celebrate the win here.
Hart: As every week goes by Joel things are threatening to become worse and worse. We lost Reg Mendel tonight, who knows if we'll see Chazz Mendel again, he might've flown the coup.
Nelson: I highly doubt we've seen the last of Chazz Mendel.
Hart: I wouldn't blame him if we had. And how is Dade Davis gonna fare next week? Heretic is fresh as a daisy!
Nelson: I only hope Dade Davis is as good as I remember, or god help him, he might become another victim of the cancer that is Omega.
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