cWo presents Driven 51!

Live from the in Pheonix, Arizona!
Thursday, January 22, 2009

A Dish Best Served Cold

[The cWo logo appears on the screen and then spins out of control. It spins right into the camera and the scene suddenly turns into the inside of a car. An uknown figure with a helmet opens the door and sits down. The Driver pulls out a set of keys and slowly brings it to the ignition. The keys slam into the ignition. The minute it turns, the beginning guitar riff of Danko Jones “Code of the Road” plays and silver logo that says “Driven” flashes across the screen. As the song picks up, the hand grabs the stick and changes the gears from “Park” to “Drive” and a shot of Sean Pason holding the U.S title is seen on the rearview.

I live by the code of the road

[First person shots of speeding down a highway is seen as a faded picture of Muru delivering the Muru splash is shown.]

Every single night of my life

[The rearview of the car features Evette dropkicking a chair into the face of Jen Diamond.]

Nobody knows a single place I go

[In the middle of the road stands Devon Dice as the car goes speeding towards him.]

City by city, night after night

[Behind Dice, shots of him sitting down on his throne is shown.]

Been a long time on this lonely road yeah

[The spedometer goes up to 80 as Mike Logan is seen in the reflection gyrating then making out with Mary-Joe Wolf.]

Nothing Comes Easy But It's Worth The Fight

[On the spedometer Jen Diamond entering the cage and then falling from it is shown over the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42]

If you've seen it once, I've seen it twice before

[Chazz Mendel performs the Fated Circle on the dashboard]

Little By Little, Night After Night

[The first person view races towards Chazz Mendel in the middle of the road.]

You've been waiting for this all of you life yeah

[The car passes by an old time automobile, and Thaddeus Walker handing pipes to kids is seen.]

The time is now to go

[Lana Lexington enters the ring is seen on a “Slow Children” sign

No hesitation, no backing down now

[ Brother Shabazz holds a whip in the middle of the ring on the steering wheel.

So just take it away

[The car races toward Chastity McGavin as shots of giving the V-20 behind her.]

It's about time I take it nice and slow yeah

[The Car passes a stop sign but instead of “STOP,” it says Omega!]

Nothing Comes Easy But It's Worth The Fight

[Chandler Dalmon is seen on the microphone and then beating on Muru on the rampway in the reflection of the Driver’s helmet.]

I say it all the time but then I start to roam yeah

[CBK slams an X-Box over Roman’s head behind a Heretic bobble head in the back seat.]

Little By Little, Mile After Mile

[Jacob Baxter hits a Hooligan kick on Devon Dice on the open road ahead of him.]

You've been waiting for this all of you life yeah

[On “DANGER” sign along the road, Nick Dangerous hits Chris Michaels with a forearm.]

The time is now to go

[Heretic is seen in the skies above motioning around his waist.]

No hesitation, no backing down now

[The first person view speeds towards five men in the middle of the road. Heretic, Baxter, CBK, Dangerous and the ChED.]

So just take it away

[They disappear and turn into Chris Michaels with the world title around his waist. The word Driven flashes by again and it transitions into the US Airways arena in Phoenix Arizona. Pyro goes off on the rampway then spray out of the cWo-tron. The camera pans around the arena to show the different signs in the crowd. First the camera pans on a sign that reads “I paid over a hundred dollars to watch this fed burn,” “Bellatrix Drake is a man, baby!” and “I’d hate to be Nick Dangerous right about now.” Then the camera focuses on Joel Nelson and Robbie Hart who look excited for the coming show.]

Hart: Welcome folks to ground zero where we expect this company to fall to pieces any day now!

Nelson: Shut up, Hart! What my partner, Robbie Hart means is welcome to Driven from Phoenix, Arizona.

Hart: Otherwise known as ground zero!

Nelson: As you can see, we are still on the air and ready for another great night of action. Our main event features a returning Dade Davis taking on Heretic in a weapons match. Keep in mind though, Omega is barred from ringside, so this might be a somewhat fair fight.

Hart: Do you think a guy who hasn’t been seen for nearly two years can make a difference when Johnny Serious is struggling?

Nelson: Also in Omega action we will be seeing Devon Dice take on cWo’s fallen angel of sorts: Andrew Phillips. We will also see Baxter and The ChED in tag action.

Hart: Speaking of tag action, we will see the beautiful Evette team up with that tall girl who I can’t understand.

Nelson: Her name is Bellatrix Drake and she has been quite impressive the last two episodes of Driven. Don’t forget that they are going up against the reunited Estrogen Uprising of Jen Diamond and Chastity McGavin. It promises to be a very competitive match. Now let’s head over to our first match of the night which features a former novelty Vs. a guy who has been blogging on the cWo website, apparently he is a current novelty


Dixon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first weighing in at 225 lbs, from the mean streets of Spain, EL RAPPER ENMASCARADO!

[The lights fade out as "Lo Que Paso Paso" by Daddy Yankee hits. Just as the words kick in, El Rapper Enmascarado walks out to the ring, with his baggy sweatshirt and hood covering his eyes. Pink and purple lights are all over the arena as he is walking out, strutting as it seems. He struts as he hits the ring. He climbs on the apron and then climbs to the top rope. He pulls the hood down and does a backflip into the center of the ring. El Rapper gets onto one knee and points to the sky as the song cuts out and the lights go back to normal.]

Dixon: And his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, from Woodland Park, NJ, Mac Johnson.

[No music plays, the big screen is blank as a freakishly almost body builder type man walks out in black tights, and gets in the ring.]

Nelson: Well this is a completely different look from the Mac Machine.

Hart: I'd say, this guy is a monster!

DING DING DING

[Johnson walks up to Rapper and the Rapper springboards off the second rope into the waiting arms of Mac Johnson.]

Nelson: Wow, Mac has El Rapper, what's he going to do?

Hart: Well, it's probably not going to be good for El Rapper.

[Mac Johnson slams El Rapper down to the mat. Johnson bounces off the ropes and delivers a high jumping elbow drop.]

Nelson: Well, Mac showing off some wrestling skills we didn't believe he had.

Hart: Well, for the most part it's raw power, but that suit also limited his abilities. Thank god for Thaddeus Walker.

[Johnson lifts Rapper off the ground and whips him across the ring into the corner and Rapper falls face first after hitting the corner.]

Nelson: Wow, incredible display of power.

Hart: Is he breathing?

[Johnson walks over to El Rapper and lifts him to his feet and lifts him into a gorilla press. He begins doing military presses with El Rapper.]

Nelson: Would you look at this? The guy most people, including myself was a joke in the cWo is turning out to be the real deal.

Hart: I never doubted him, I liked him from the start.

Nelson: Probably because he gave you money.

Hart: Bah!

[Johnson drops El Rapper onto the mat. Johnson heads to the top rope.]

Nelson: He's heading to the top rope!

Hart: He's going to fly!

[Johnson leaps and lands a huge elbow drop.]

Nelson: That's gotta be the end for El Rapper, he's not even moving!

Hart: I have to agree with you!

[Johnson lifts El Rapper up and sets up a piledriver.]

Nelson: THE FRAUDULENT ATTEMPT! I think that's what it's still called.

Hart: NO MONEY FOR YOU!

[Johnson makes to cover]

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

Dixon: Here is your winner, Mac Johnson

[Mac leaves the ring and heads up the ramp to that back.]

Nelson: Impressively done by Mac Johnson, he wiped the floor with El Rapper.

Hart: He's a monster!

[Mac signals for the mic, and Donna Dixon hands it to him.]

Mac Johnson: You see this? Another JOKE taken out. Omega taught me there's no room for this crap in this business. This punk here? He's not a rapper, I'm not a Mac Machine... and Thaddeus Walker, you need to get with the times! You're a joke around here, man, just like I was. Nodody respect you, hell, they just keep you around to make fun of you.

[The camera cuts backstage to Thaddeus Walker's locker room. Thaddues Walker, TJ Walker and CB Fowler sit in leather chairs around an old timey radio which is broadcasting the show. Mac sounds very tinny.]

Mac: Either you get with it, or I'll make you! It's the year two thousand and..

[Thaddeus switches off the radio.]

Thaddeus: Poor sap, he's gone gone completely off the trolley, totally balled up!

TJ: Don't worry about him, pops.

CB: Yeah TW, he's just a palooka!

Thaddeus: He may be, but he's a man, and a man can be anything he chooses! We are God's gender, there's nothing we can't be.. even a Mac.. uh..Machine, whatever that is. Someone needs to get through to this poor soul.

CB: I dunno, TW, I'd say let it go.

Thaddeus: But do you know who CAN'T be anything? This batty dame Natalie! I better go see what she's up to... that horseless carraige should be washed and waxed by now! Don't take any wooden nickles while I'm gone.

TJ: We won't, pop.

[Thaddeus leaves the room. TJ immediatly takes out an iPhone.]

CB: That punk Mac better not ruin this for us!

TJ: I know, I'm blogging about it on twitter right now! Check your facebook.

CB: I swear, if he keeps that "it's not the 20s" crap up, he's gonna get dropped faster than pluto! This is our meal ticket he's messing with!

TJ: We'll take care of it.

[CB puts in iPod earbuds and winces.]

CB: Man, the new Chris Cornell sucks.



[The scene is backstage where we see Giant Maxx waddling down the hall-way like a hyper mentally-challenged kid as he knocks on the locker room door of Mr. Rich. Giant Maxx begins to shout to the door.]

Giant Maxx: Hey thar, Mister Rich... can ah be yer intern? Pleeeease?

[Mr. Rich opens the locker room door and rolls his eyes when he sees Maxx.]

Mr. Rich: Haven't they entered you in the Special Olympics yet, Maxx?

[Maxx looks confused as he begins to speak.]

Giant Maxx: What's da Special Olympics?

Mr. Rich: It's... oh never mind that... why are you bothering me? Shouldn't you be talking to someone on your intelligence level, like, oh, I don't know... the kid from "Life Goes On"?

Giant Maxx: What's "Life Goes On"?

Mr. Rich: Ugh, just forget it, Maxx! Can't you take a hint? I don't want you as an intern! You're not on my level.

Giant Maxx: Oh yes ah am! Ah can do anything ya ask me to do! I'll shine yer shoes, wash yer car, paint yer purdy lady-friend's nails...

Mr. Rich: Goodbye, Maxx...

[Mr. Rich shuts the door in Maxx's face. Undeterred, Maxx looks at the camera and gives a goofy grin.]

Giant Maxx: Ah like him... he's funny!

[With that, we go back to the action.]

Hart: Wow, Giant Max is just an idiot isn’t he?

Nelson: He is quite special but Mr. Rich has no right to talk to him like that.

Hart: Max is the one who wants to wait on his every beck and call. At least isn’t taking advantage of the poor kid.

Nelson: Well, coming up next is the first in two tag matches. Last week, the ChED and Jacob Baxter were beating down Dice and Muru AGAIN, but they were stopped mid-way through by JJ Carter and Brother Shabazz. Now these two teams are going meet…

Hart: and we are all going to find out why no one should stupidly get involved in business that doesn’t have anything to do with them.

Nelson: They were being good guys.

Hart: Yeah, now they are going to be good guys who are going are not going to be able to walk for awhile


DING DING DING

Dixon: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall..
["Murder Was The Case" by Snoop Doggy Dogg plays over the arena, and spotlights go around the crowd before appearing on J.J. Carter and Brother Shabazz, as they walk through the crowd and towards the ring]

Dixon: Introducing first with a combined weight of four hundred and two pounds, JJ Carter, Brother Shabazz… THE CONNEXTION!

Hart: Dead men walking!

Nelson: Don’t say that. They can give Omega a run for their money.

Hart: Just like Muru and Dice have been doing over the last couple of weeks? Face it, these two men are in over their heads here.

[“Cowboys from Hell” hits the P.A as the Omega symbol appears on the big screen. Chandler Edsel Dalmon and Jacob Baxter appear beneath it. Baxter has his leather coat draped over his ring attire while The ChED isn’t even wearing ring attire, but a nice pair of khakis, a black shirt and a sports coat. Carter and Shabazz are at ringside just staring these men down. Baxter looks over at Chandler and the two laugh at them.]

Dixon: And their opponents, with a combined weight of four hundred seventy five pounds and representing Omega, Jacob “Bastard” Baxter and Chandler Edsel Dalmon… The ChED!

Nelson: I think it is safe to that they don’t really see Carter and Shabazz as a threat. Hell, Chandler isn’t even dressed to wrestle. This can be a huge mistake on Omega’s behalf.

Hart: This isn’t some sort of mind game, Joel, I really don’t think they take The Connextion seriously. And do they have any reason to think that?

Nelson: There is plenty of reason, JJ has been here for years and him and Shabazz had made waves as a team.

[The ChED and Baxter step into the ring. Chandler grabs a microphone and looks at the two men that stand before him in disgust. As their music dies down the crowd drowns at Chandler with boos. He smiles and waits for them to simmer down. He puts his hands up telling them it’s “too much” as if they were giving him praise. He then begins with a plastic smile on his face.]

The ChED: Firstly, I’d like to congratulate Muru on hard fought loss last week at Driven 50!

[The fans boo Chandler wildly!]

The ChED: A few weeks ago, no one imagined that we'd have accomplished what we
did here. But in record numbers, you all came out and spoke out for change. Sure, you didn’t realize you were doing it, but you wanted this all along. You wanted us to kill cWo.

[Baxter claps and nods in agreement as JJ and Shabazz look more and more pissed as the speech goes on.]

The ChED: We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics who will
only grow louder and more dissonant in the weeks to come leading to Roll the Dice. But in the unlikely story of Omega, there has never been anything false about extinction! For when we faced down Muru and Devon Dice, when we were told we weren’t really “Omega,” or that we shouldn’t try or that we can’t, the five members of Omega have responded with a simple creed that sums up the spirit of our mission.

Yes, we can!

It was a creed written into the foundation of cWo at Veneration that declared a destruction of an organization.

Yes, we can!

It was whispered by Heretic as he gathered all of us together with one goal in mind.

Yes, we can!

It was sung as we entered the arena treading to look face to face with two men who bit off way more than they can chew when they decided to be heroes.

Yes, we can!

It was the call of the workers in Saigon who get paid a dime an hour for making cWo merchandise, women who walked into their living room to see their children mindlessly watching an inferior product that encourages racism and rape, a formerly lost rich former U.S champion who chose that oblivion was the new frontier and the only option, and a leader who took to the ringside leading us into the promised land!

YES, WE CAN!

Yes we can to bankruptcy and falling ratings. Yes, we can to ending pollution and pillaging mindless fan’s wallets. Yes we can to healing a sub culture, yes we can to dissect this poor excuse for a corporation. YES WE CAN!

[He then looks over to Shabazz and Carter.]

The ChED: But NO, YOU CAN’T! No, you can’t change your allegiances because you see a chance for exposure. No you can’t change your stripes without anyone noticing. No you can’t to making an impact. No you can’t for being more than a small blip on our radar and no you can’t to leaving this ring more than what you already are.

[The minute that Chandler drops the mic, Carter and Shabazz are on him but Baxter quickly joins the fray taking down Shabazz.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: The Connextion has heard enough and are taking it to Omega.

Hart: That was a great speech thought, you have to admit.

Nelson: Carter fights The ChED back with lefts and rights. He turns to help Shabazz but Baxter sees him and throws a charging JJ over his head.

[Chandler and Shabazz both go back to their corners as Baxter stomps on Carter.]

Nelson: Baxter picks up JJ Carter and tosses him down with a fisherman suplex. More stomps to JJ’s head before he lifts him up again, but JJ kicks him in the gut and quickly bounces off the ropes with a spinning DDT. Baxter begins to get up but Carter lays him out with a dropkick. He follows with a hurricanrana. He makes a quick tag to his partner.

[Brother Shabazz charges at Baxter and performs a scoop slam, followed by a knee drop. He tries to lift him up again but Baxter rams him into the turnbuckle where Chandler holds holds his arms. Baxter hits him with a few lefts and rights as the ref is yelling at Dalmon to release him. Chandler releases him just in time for Baxter to nail Shabazz with a European uppercut. He makes the tag to Chandler.]
Hart: Here comes The ChED whose sole goal is to make the end of cWo at least entertaining.

Nelson: I don’t find him in the least bit entertaining, I find him annoying. It looks like Chandler is waiting for Shabazz to get back up and he then locks up. Chandler takes the advantage and puts Shabazz in a headlock but Shabazz with an elbow shot to the ribs of the youngest member of Omega and the hold is released. He then follows up with an elbow to the face and finally an axe handle smash!

Hart: Oh ASM, how I miss thee!

Nelson: Shabazz takes him down with a vertical suplex and then tags in Carter who heads to the top turnbuckle. Carter with a thunderous elbow drop to the chest of The ChED! Carter with the pinning attempt.

ONE

Nelson: Too soon, but it was a good attempt. With The ChED back up, Carter with a leg lariat that The ChED ducks and performs a release German suplex. Carter quickly gets back up and swiftly taken down with an armdrag takedown. The ChED mounts Carter and… backhands him!

[The ChED backs up and waves saying your welcome before hitting a running boot to the ribs of Carter. He tags in Baxter who casually walks into the ring and continues where The ChED left off with slamming his boot into the ribs of Carter. He picks him up and smashes his spine onto his knee.]

Hart: You can just feel the spite and hate in everyone of Baxter’s moves.

Nelson: I have to agree that Carter looks to be in trouble here. Baxter with an Aggro drop to Carter. Baxter looks pleased with his work so far. He picks up Carter again and hits him with a running lariat. More stomps to the mid-section by Baxter before laying him out with another power move, namely this time a pump handle slam.

[Baxter follows this up with a slap to the back of the head as he laughs.]

Nelson: Chandler and Jacob are just being bullies tonight. Baxter irish whips Carter the turnbuckle and charges, but Carter moves out of the way and quickly races to his corner and tags in Brother Shabazz. Shabazz with a head of steam comes in nailing Baxter with lefts and rights followed by a big head butt.

Hart: Baxter is a Soccer hooligan, he knows how to deliver a proper head butt.

Nelson: Too bad he is on the receiving end of one.

[Shabazz follows up with and elbow to Baxter’s face then a brutal flash kick. He attacks a stumbling Baxter with a double arm DDT. He places Baxter between the middle rope and the top rope and then proceeds to slam his knee into the back of Baxter’s head. He holds it in place until forced to remove it.]

Hart: There they are doing their thug like maneuvers again.

Nelson: Shabazz wastes no time taking multiple knee strikes to the chest of Jacob Baxter this is followed by a rolling elbow. Shabazz now back to his corner for a tag in with JJ who immediately lays Baxter out with a swinging neck breaker.

[Carter tries to lift Baxter for a side suplex but Baxter does budge instead he lift up Carter for a brain buster DDT of his own. Baxter then tags in The ChED who walks in with a smug look on his face. He slaps Carter in the back of the head and delivers an atomic drop to him. He smirks and pulls the bandana JJ wears over his head off and begins to shine his shoes with it. He then throws into the face of Carter.]

Nelson: Such disrespect from Chandler tonight.

Hart: You’d be upset too if you had to waste your time with two criminals.

Nelson: Well, they certainly will not be wasting their time at Roll of the Dice when they face Devon Dice and Muru. They won’t have time to disrespect those two because they’ll be too busy getting beat. In the ring, The ChED grabs Carter by the back of the t-shirt and set him up for the Ice-9 but Carter quickly tries to fight out of it and he does. Carter bounces off the ropes as The ChED charges at him. Carter leap frogs the move, bounces off the ropes and rebounds a twisting body attack to The ChED. Carter and The ChED quickly back on their feet and Carter with a face plant onto The ChED.

[JJ Carter grabs Chandler by the hair and hits a springboard bulldog on the Omega member. He follows it up with several kicks to his gut. He then tags in Shabazz. They bounce The ChED off the ropes and Carter sweeps his legs while Shabazz nails his head with a spinning heel kick. Shabazz goes for the pin.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: The pin is broken up by that Bastard, but JJ immediately clotheslines him over the ropes. Shabazz goes back to work on The ChED hitting a spinebuster on the delllusional rich punk!

Hart: You are too hard on him. Do you know how many athletes have to where he is at at the young age of 20?

Nelson: Not many, but not many athletes have sold their soul like he has. Shabazz whips Chandler to the turnbuckle then rams his shoulders into the abdomen of Dalmon. He follows up with a monkey flip to the middle of the ring. I think Shabazz is feeling a victory over Omega tonight!

Hart: That makes one. I admire the spirit, though.

Nelson: Wouldn’t it be great if these two found a kink in the armor of Omega? They would pull off what other haven’t before. Shabazz picks up Chandler again and performs a Russian leg sweep.

[Shabazz without hesitation goes to the top turnbuckle and lands a beautiful moonsault on The ChED!]

Nelson: Monnsault! This could be it as Shabazz hooks the leg. The count begins.

ONE

[Baxter races in to stop the count

TWO

[Once again he is intercepted Carter with a leg drop to the forehead.]

THREE

[The crowd bursts into hysterics as Nelson is beside himself!

Nelson: The Connextion just beat Omega… I don’t… believe…

[Suddenly Blake shakes his head as he points to a smiling Ched holding onto the rope.]

Nelson: What! He made the count!

Hart: No, he didn’t. Look again.
[A replay shows Chandler getting his hand on the rope last minute and Blake stopping his hand right before he made the count.]

Nelson: Dammit! So close! This match continues as it seems all hell has broke loose. Baxter prepares Carter for the Bastardizer but Shabazz attacks him from behind. But here comes The ChED with a kick in the back of Shabazz’s head. The ChED and Baxter lifts him and throw him back down into the mat.

[Blake yells at Baxter to get back into his corner and he shrugs. He gladly gets back in his corner just in time for a smiling ChED to tag him back into the match.]

Nelson: Baxter now the legal man stalking Brother Shabazz. Shabazz is back up then back down with a hooligan kick.

[Baxter signals it is time for the Bastadizer as JJ gets on his feet in the corner of the ring.]

Hart: This one is over Joel!

Nelson: Don’t speak too soon Robbie, Carter could very well make the save!

Hart: As he HITS the Bastardizer… this one is over unless JJ can make it there before the three.

[Baxter make the pin as JJ looks to be making the save but Chandler rams him back into the post with the exclamation point!]

Nelson: Dammit!

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

[“Cowboys from Hell” starts to play from across the arena as Baxter and Chandler look down at their opposition.]

Nelson: And the onslaught continues as Omega can claim another victory under their belt.

Hart: Was there even a chance of them losing?

Nelson: There seemed to be several times during that match where it seemed like that.

Dixon: Here are your winners…

[Before she can finish it seems that Baxter is lifting up Carter and delivering the Bastardizer to him as well.]

Nelson: Oh that is too much. They already won the match.

Hart: I think Omega has a message they want to send here.

[Chandler then puts Shabazz against the turnbuckle and hits him with the exclamation point. With their opposition now laying in the ring, Baxter takes the mic.]

Baxter: Any other blokes care to have a go? Bring us what you got. We're ready for anyone!

[The ChED and Baxter stand in the middle of the ring waiting for a few seconds.]

Hart: I’m thinking that the message has been sent loud and clear now.

Nelson: Just wait until Muru and Dice get their hands on them.

Hart: I have a feeling they aren’t too worried about those two.

[The ChED shrugs and Baxter drops as Cowboys from Hell hits the P.A again and the two men walk off and the scene cuts to the backstage area.]


[Backstage we see Nick Dangerous in a room too dark to make out where he is. Nick looks on with a scowl on his face as he begins to speak, without making eye contact with the camera.]

Dangerous: I'm not much for words. Heretic says actions, speak louder than words, and I agree. But sometimes when you act, the message is unclear. Since my return, the message was clear, you play with weapons, you get hurt. People would get in my way, and I would take care of them. Like clockwork, people would try to do right, where the rest failed, only to learn the same lesson, you play with weapons, you get hurt. Then that old...fool got involved.

[Dangerous closes his eyes as he swallows in, as if he's trying to keep his lunch.]

Dangerous: He brought with him a big mouth, and dead air. He spoke to me like he knew me. He spoke to me, as if he understood. But that decrepit sack had no idea. All the old fool had to do, was listen to his son. Chazz Mendel, you had me figured out at the start. He didn't want to be around me, and everyone knew it but him.

[A mild smirk appears upon Nick's face.]

Dangerous: Heretic tells me he can't speak.

[The smirk rubs off his face as he continues, now making eye contact with the camera.]

Dangerous: Chazz Mendel. Most of what I do is business. But with him? Pleasure. I enjoyed it. From the moment I met him, I knew the relationship between he and I, would end in near decapitation. It was just a matter of when. I didn't need him, but until Veneration, he was all I had. Heretic understood me more in two minutes, than that old waste did over two months. He understands that I am a Weapon. He understands that all I've needed was someone who's not afraid to pull the trigger, when the gun's in his hands. Yes. I nearly killed the old fool.

[Nick shakes his head in disagreement.]

Dangerous: But I won't be held responsible. When a man shoots someone, nobody blames the gun. Chazz Mendel. Your Daddy's gonna be in the hospital for a long time. But not because of me. He played with a Weapon, he got hurt. I'm the gun in Heretic's hand. You want vindication, you look his way. But you're not here. If I were you, I wouldn't come back either. There are many different ways to play with weapons, Chazz, but the outcome always remains the same. Heretic wants me to kill you, and I don't think you can stop it.



[We now head backstage to find Tiffany Tolberg, standing next to Mad Maddie - as per usual smoking a cigarette.]

Tolberg: I'm here with Mad Maddie right now, and...

Maddie: Thank you for coming here on my smoke break. I can't even come over by the truck bays and have a cig without someone asking me about Lana Lexington.

Tolberg: So, what's up with you and Lana?

Maddie: Oh wow, last week she beat DUI... barely. When was the last time DUI did anything successfully? To me, that still doesn't even really prove anything.

Tolberg: So now what are you going to do?

Maddie: Lana's quite persistent I must say, but once and for all I will prove she clearly does not belong in the ring. She says she wants to be a professional athlete, I think she should take up soccer. I'm a professional fighter, she's amateur hour. It's time for Lana to go home to the Back Bay and do whatever it was she did before. Soon, I will have to tear her down in the ring... again. Maybe this next time she'll get the point.

Tolberg: Well, thank you Maddie. Now back to ringside...


[The lights go out as the Voice of Johnny Serious comes over the sound system and says "Are You SERIOUS." An orange light turns on in the arena as the song "Elevation" by U2 plays. Johnny Serious makes his way out. He enters the ring, goes to a corner, climbs the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the crowd with a playful cocky smile as the regular house lights come back on. In the ring are a few stools a carpet that read SERIOUS]

Nelson: Judging by the way the ring is set up, it looks like we are in store for an episode of the Most Serious Show On Earth!

Hart:Oh yippie. I'm excited. Can you tell. Am I not deadpan enough for you?

[Serious grabs a mic and begins to speak as the crowd quiets down.]

Serious: Let's face it folks, there is a lot going down here in the cWo. We got Omega running around like a bunch of SERIOUS idiots. We got women attacking other women with loaded purses. Everything is falling apart. I have been stating this fact for months and only now has everyone begun to realize the problem.

[Serious looks out to the crowd]

Serious: Now I look at some of the issues, and I know there are always going to be some stupid people out there and I am fine with that. But what I am not fine with is people declaring war on cWo. Especially people who should be standing on the right side. And then I look at an old friend, Andrew Phillips, the so called Comeback Kid!

Hart: What's his problem with the former champion?

Serious: The bottom line is that last week I tried to talk to The Comeback Kid, but he was more concerned with attacking me behind my back...but I am not prepared to just let it slide. So what I'm saying is....Andrew Phillips....LET'S GET SERIOUS!

Nelson: Will he show?

Hart: Who knows, Andrew isn't exactly...

["Back In The Saddle" by Sebastien Bach cues on the PA and Andrew slowly strolls out onto the stage. The crowd showers him with boos as he grimaces on his way down the ramp.]

Nelson: Here comes a truly changed man. A man who was the last person I'd expect to align himself with Heretic after he did to Andrew, but here we are the former World Heavyweight Champion wearing an Omega t-shirt, drinking the Kool-Aid of the puppet master.

Hart: I don't know if he's drinking Heretic's Kool-Aid as much as he's just completely warped his perception of reality.

Nelson: Either way, while I appreciate what Johnny Serious is doing for Andrew here, I think that this will just fall on deaf ears, and you never know where Omega might be lurking.

[Andrew slowly climbs the ring steps, shaking his head. He climbs into the ring and snatches a mic from Johnny Serious. The crowd boos loudly as Andrew takes a deep breath, not looking Serious in the eyes.]

Serious: All right Andrew. It's time you talk. We all want to know what leads a former World Champion to the likes of Omega. Why someone who fell victim time and time again, aligns himself with someone like Heretic and the rest of those clowns, and I want a SERIOUS answer...

Andrew: I will not talk to you...until all this crap...is out of the ring. You are not going to make a fool out of me, in this pathetic excuse for a television segment. This crap...the stupid catchphrases, the gimmicky set goes...or I go.

[The crowd boos and Johnny Serious rolls his eyes.]

Andrew: Serious...I will not speak. I will leave you here, looking like a damn fool...unless you stop this mockery...and talk to me like a man.

[The crowd's boos grow as Serious shakes his head]

Serious: Fine!

[Serious then grabs the stools and tosses them out the ring, breaking them on their landing. He then rolls up the rug and kicks out of the ring.]

Serious: Now...it's your turn!

[Andrew sneers as Serious shakes his head as the crowd starts a "YOU SUCK!" chant.]

Nelson: Andrew can't even let our fans have any sort of fun here...

Hart: Well of course not, why would he want them to have the fans to have fun? That's not his M.O.

Serious: You got what you wanted. It's all gone! I've been going over it again and again in my head, and I can't figure it out. Why? Why are you teaming up with the bad guys? You should be fighting with us, not against us. I know you...I know how much the cWo World Heavyweight Championship meant to you. I know how much these fans meant to you.

[Andrew shakes his head, but still doesn't look him in the eye.]

Andrew: [chuckles] You...you still don't get it. You still think this is about...good people and bad people. About light versus dark, good versus evil. You don't understand, and you don't want to understand, what this is about. This isn't about me being a "bad" guy, and you being a "good" guy. That's what you want it to be about, but it's...deeper, than that. This is about me, and my friends, my new family, despising everything...EVERYTHING...that cWo represents. And when I say "cWo", I'm not talking about just pathetic fools like you and Dice and Michaels. We can't stand Mr. Rich, or Logan, or that moron Thaddeus Walker. We despise the women, we despise the men. We don't hate you because you're "good", Serious--we hate you because you, and everyone else like you, are a big f*beep*ing joke.

[The crowd boos and Serious glares at him.]

Serious: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

[The crowd cheers, but Andrew scoffs.]

Andrew: Yeah, that's a good one. I've never heard that lameass catchphrase before, I'm sure none of these sheep have either.

Serious: You think I'm a joke? The only joke here is you! [The crowd cheers] You talk about family. That is not a family. You can call it a faction, you can call it a cult, but don't waste my time calling Omega a family. You HAD a family, you had a support system at home, championships to your name, you were on the way to bulding a great legacy--

Andrew: How's that old saying go, Serious? "When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man, I put away childish things." In other words, I don't give a damn about my legacy. I don't give a damn about these fans. [The crowd boos.] Those are things immature, irrational children like you and everyone else in the cWo hold on to. It's all about how many titles you win and who you beat, and triumphing over evil, so you and all these Ewoks in the audience can dance and celebrate at the end of the movie. Hate it or love it Johnny...this isn't about what you think it's about. The sooner you understand that, then maybe, just maybe, you'll start to understand exactly why I'm doing this. The sooner you put away those childish things...those childish ideas...maybe...just maybe you'll start to understand why we're doing what we have to do. And why it'd be best for you to step aside...rather than get steamrolled over.

[The crowd boos and Andrew starts to leave, but Serious stops him.]

Serious: Phillips, I know that inside there is still someone wanting to succeed on his own merits, who doesn't want to be another puppet in a line waiting for Heretic the Pupper Master to control their every move and thought! I can see it in your eyes man. But if you want to prove to me, that you're loyal to Omega, then you can prove it to me in the ring at ROLL OF THE DICE. How about it Phillips? You and I, Roll of the Dice! You show me how much Omega means to you!

Nelson: Serious vs. Phillips at Roll of the Dice! Sounds like one hell of a match to me!

Andrew: [looks Serious up and down]I...accept.

[Andrew extends his hand and Serious looks at it curiously.]

Nelson: Oh I don't know about this...

Hart: This could end badly!

[Serious glares at Andrew...but shakes his hand anyway. The two shake hands amicably, but as Serious goes to pull away, Andrew yanks him back and spits his face, then quickly rolls out of the ring and starts walking up the ramp. Serious is almost shaking trying to contain himself as Andrew stops and looks back over his shoulder at him, sokaing in all the boos from the crowd.]

Nelson: What kind of disrespect was that!

Hart: That's Omega for you. You heard Andrew, they don't care who they upset, hey only have one goal, to get rid of the cWo, and whoever gets in their way will get steamrolled.

Nelson: Well not if Johnny Serious has anything to say about it. We will be right back!


[Our scene opens up out side of a local church in the area. We see the doors open up and we see Travis Monroe walk out. A smirk comes to his face as he walks down the steps and looks straight into the camera.]

Monroe: I grew up in a family that was very religious and to me that is the very moral fiber that keeps me living my life the way I do. And you people seem to think that me being the way I am is something that isn't right. But let me tell you something, you are lucky I belive in a higher power, and you all should to, because that is who my real boss is, not some guy sitting at a desk signing my paycheck but the Lord. And our government is trying to corrupt our youth, by telling them that God is wrong. And that is why this country is going straight to HELL. So think about this when you go to sleep at night, you can either be a leader or you can be a follower and follow this morally wrong governement straight on the path to the fiery depths of HELL!

[Our scene then fades back to the arena where we are brought back to ring side.]



[The camera cuts to the back where Tiffany Tolberg is standing with Muru and Devon Dice]

Tolberg: Muru, we found out this past week during a cWo exclusive that you two would be facing Omega members The ChED and Jacob Baxter. Firstly Muru what is on your mind about that announcement?

Muru: I don’t mean to be rude Tiffany but what do you think is going through my mind. After Veneration when Dice and I left it all in the ring it was supposed to be a time of celebration but they destroyed that. The beating they were giving to Dice was uncalled for, and for what? Because The ChED finally not getting his way?

Tolberg: So is that why you came to his aid?

Muru: Yeah, two on one is never a fair fight. That is the way cowards do business.

Tolberg: Coming to the rescue didn’t exactly work out though did it? You found yourself on the end of the same beating.

Muru: I would rather be beaten to within an inch of my life doing the right thing rather then doing nothing. I have had to weeks to think things over and not make a hasty decision. The ChED and Jacob Baxter need to be stopped. Not because of what they did to Dice or myself, because of what they might do if left to their own devices. There is no doubt Omega is a cancer and I plan on doing something about it.

Tolberg: Weren’t you supposed to take out The ChED last week?

Muru: Yeah and I did everything I could. But once again they showed cowardice and wouldn’t let things be fair. Dice come to my aid and it was more of the same. I hate to say this but I don’t know what might have happened if JJ Carter and Brother Shabazz didn’t show up. But the days of Omega pulling one over on Muru are over. If they want to break every rule in the book, let them! At Roll the Dice that comes to an end.

[Tiffany then turns to Devon Dice who smiles at the camera.]

Tolberg: Dice, given the announcement of the match being at what can only be termed as YOUR PPV, how do you feel?

Devon Dice: I feel relieved, I was beginning to think I would never get Dalmon in the ring again with the way things have been going. When I heard about the match, I felt all my stress built up over that little weasel disappear and allow me to focus on the true problem here in the cWo, Omega. I know we can't fight them divided and Johnny Serious, Chazz Mendel, and Chris Michaels are leading the charge, I don't know if the last few weeks proved anything to them, but I'm here as a soldier, to fight the enemy, for the greater good of the place I've called home for so long. The Omega collapse is in effect and in two Sunday's from now, in Las Vegas, MY PLAYGROUND! Muru and I will give a sense of hope to everyone that cWo just won't lay down and take it. Jacob Baxter and Chandler Dalmon are going to realize when you Roll the Dice, the house always wins!

[Him and Dice smash their fists together then leave.]

Hart: I don’t know where they get their optimistic attitude from. If I was getting beat up on a weekly basis I wouldn’t want to go anywhere near Baxter and The ChED.

Nelson: Strong words by Dice and Muru about their upcoming match at Roll the Dice. Despite what my partner says I think they are very capable of putting this portion of Omega out of commission.

Hart: Whatever you say Joel!

Nelson: Up next we have a big non-title match between U.S Champion and thorn in his side Mike Logan. Apparently, Logan has been inspired by Omega to keep Pason “busy” which he obliged to because with the U.S title involved he would do anything.

Hart: Logan is quite the opportunist.

Nelson: Yeah, taking advantage of situation where the very fabric of the fed is being threatened is a stand up quality in a man.


Donna Dixon: The following contest is set for one fall... introducing first... from Charlotte, North Carolina... weighing in at 210 pounds... SEAN... PASON!!!

[The lights begin to dim as the intro to “Calm Like a Bomb” begins playing in the background. Then suddenly lights begin to flicker off and on as Sean Pason slowly walks out of the entrance ramp. Sean wearing a hooded sweatshirt stops and moves his head to the beat of the song, then continues towards the ring. Pason slaps a couple of the fans hands that are trying to reach out to him. Sean slowly enters into the ring as his entrance song ends. Sean takes the sweatshirt off throwing it into the crowd and then stretches out as he awaits his opponent.]

Donna Dixon: And his opponent... from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada... weighing in at a self-described 243 pounds of scrumptious and scintillating sex appeal... he is accompanied to the ring by Mary-Joe Wolf and Sabrina Swallows... he is “The Canadian Gigolo”... MIKE... LOGAN!!!

[The lights dim as “The Stroke” by Billy Squire begins to play. We then watch the entry-way for a few moments before we suddenly see Mary-Joe Wolf come out alone as she begins to speak.]

Nelson: This certainly isn’t on our format, so I’m not sure as to why Mary-Joe’s out here.

Hart: Maybe she’s gonna leave Mike Logan for me?

Nelson: Somehow, I doubt that.

Mary-Joe Wolf: Mister Pason, I regret to inform you and all of Mike Logan’s wonderful fans...

[The crowd boos loudly upon hearing this.]

Mary-Joe Wolf: As I was saying... I regret to inform you that during a training session this afternoon, Mike Logan pulled his groin muscle and it requires immediate treatment, so he will not be able to grace you or his loyal fans with his presence tonight.

Hart: This is an absolute tragedy that Mike Logan has injured his groin...

Nelson: More like a travesty. I somehow doubt that Mike Logan is actually injured...

Mary-Joe Wolf: But fear not, Mister Pason! Mike has found a suitable replacement for you tonight... someone of your stature and equal to your skill level... ladies and gentlemen... I introduce to you... SHAWN... PASSED-ON!!!

[We hear “Calm Like A Bomb” by Rage Against the Machine beginning to play when we see a midget wrestler dressed exactly like Sean Pason, doing his exact mannerisms as Mary-Joe tries to stifle her laughter.]

Hart: How did we miss this guy in talent-scouting?

Nelson: This is a new low, even for Mike Logan... sending a midget...

Hart: They like to be called “little people”, Nelson.

Nelson: Sending a little person out to do his dirty work... this is despicable!

Mary-Joe Wolf: Now... don’t injure yourself against Shawn... we need you at your best for when Mike brings the United States title home to Canada!

Hart: This might be the toughest opponent Sean Pason has had so far!

Nelson: Are you out of your damn mind, Hart? This is such a farce by Mike Logan and his entourage just so Mike doesn’t get what he’s deserved for a LONG time!

Hart: Look at this little guy! He’s actually trying to intimidate Sean Pason!

Nelson: Pason’s not laughing though and hurls him to the ground with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex!

Hart: Pason should feel ashamed of himself for picking on a dwarf!

Nelson: Now he picks him up for another Overhead Belly to Belly! This is just getting ugly!

Hart: Stop picking on the little guy, Sean!

Nelson: Shut it, Hart! Now Pason firing a few stiff kicks to the little guy and he’s got him hooked in a front facelock and there’s the Last Rites and he’s not letting go any time soon!

Hart: The poor little guy’s practically lifeless right now!

Nelson: Who cares about the little guy? Pason’s sending Mike Logan a message right now and the referee’s calling for the bell, thank God!

Donna Dixon: Ladies and Gentlemen... here is your winner... Sean... PASON!!!

Hart: Pason’s still got the Last Rites hooked in! This is just wrong!

Nelson: Normally I wouldn’t condone violence on dwarves, but it was justified in this case! He finally lets go and storms to the back!

Hart: That is one dude I don’t want to mess with right now...



[The scene is backstage following Sean Pason's match where we see Mike Logan on a training table having his groin massaged by his new assistant Sabrina Swallows as Mike begins to speak to Sabrina.]

Mike Logan: Ahhh... that's good... that's REAL good, Sabrina... you sure know how to hit the spot! You keep this up, there's gonna be a promotion in store for you...

Sabrina Swallows: Ummm, like... what did you have in mind? Your personal maid or something like that?

[Before Mike can answer, Mary-Joe walks in the room with a slight look of disgust as she sees Sabrina massaging Mike's groin muscle as she throws a clipboard at Mike.]

Mike Logan: What was that about, my mama-cita?

Mary-Joe Wolf: Sabrina, you can stop massaging his groin now... the match is over...

Sabrina Swallows: But... he told me it was a little tender, and I didn't wanna, like, get fired or anything...

Mary-Joe Wolf: You heard me, Sabrina. Now get our bags ready so we can leave.

[Sabrina then quietly exits the room as Mary-Joe corners Mike and gives him a deadly glare.]

Mike Logan: What? Like you said out there, I pulled my groin, and...

Mary-Joe Wolf: Save it, Mike. I thought Sabrina was just going to be our assistant, and nothing else!

Mike Logan: Relax, baby-cakes... she's just our assistant and she was just doing her job. As far as she knew, my groin really was hurt...

Mary-Joe Wolf: Well, I know she's naive, Mike... but you need to remember OUR plans together and not use this girl as one of your one-night stands because WE have PLANS together, right?

Mike Logan: I gotcha. It won't happen again... What did you think I was gonna do with her while you were out there? Wear myself out having sex with her? Baby, you've got nothing to worry about... trust me... m'kay?

Mary-Joe Wolf: Alright, Mike... just don't let it happen again...

Mike Logan: I won't.

[Mary-Joe shouts at Sabrina.]

Mary-Joe Wolf: Let's go, Sabrina! The sooner we're out of this hell-hole, the better!

[With that, we go back to ring action.]

Hart: I wish I was Mike Logan right now. He has the nerdy girlfriend and a hot girlfriend.

Nelson: I thought she was just an “assistant”

Hart: Uh yeah, she is!

Nelson: Moving on from Mike Logan’s current girl troubles to someone who was part of his past girl troubles. Chastity McGavin teams with the Women’s Champion Jen Diamond to take on Evette and new comer Bellatrix Drake.



DING DING DING

Dixon: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall.

[Evette makes her way down to the ring, wearing short female shorts with a dollar sign printed on the ass and a GLAMOROUS tee shirt. She steps in the ring through the lower rope, walks to the center of the ring, and gives a smile and waves to the fans who are obviously hate her.]

Dixon: Introducing first… weighing in at supposedly 95 pounds and hailing from Manhattan, New York…. Evette!!!

Hart: She looks extra pretty tonight!

Nelson: She SHOULD be extra scared tonight, she is facing two of the toughest women in cWo!

Hart: She can handle her own. Plus, I think she has a good body guard tonight.

[The lights in the arena dim as Cruachan - "Maeve's March" begins to play. A tall, hooded female slowly steps into the aisle and strides to the ring, completely focused. She climbs into the ring and takes off her hooded robe, revealing ring attire that resembles celtic battle armor. She kneels and prays to the old Gods before jumping into the air and landing on her feet.]

Dixon: And her partner: from Wiltshire, England, weighing in at one hundred eighty pounds… she is Bellatrix Drake.

Nelson: We have only seen this girl twice so far, but she seems to be very intimidating. And this is in a fed that houses Chastity and Jen.

Hart: Don’t forget last week that her and Evette attacked the aforementioned women.

Nelson: Bellatrix attacked them, Evette just took their left overs before being taken down by Bellatrix herself. She is an island amongst herself which is going to make this team up very interesting.

[Bellatrix gets in the ring and Evette keeps her distance not taking her eye off her.]

Hart: Do you think that this new lady could be eyeing Jen Diamond’s Woman’s title?

Nelson: I think that is a very strong possibility, Robbie.

[The baseline of Hole's rendition of "Golddust Woman" hits and the fans begin to cheer. When the first gong is heard in the song, Chastity stomps from the curtains. She stops on the rampway as her music dies down. Suddenly, “Physical” by Nine Inch Nails blasts across the P.A and Jen Diamond enters the arena to cheers with the Women’s title over shoulder. She stops next to Chastity. They look at eachother and then walk down the ramp in unison.]

Dixon: And their opponents: the cWo’s Women’s Champion, Jen Diamond and Chastity McGavin… The Estrogen Uprising!

Nelson: We haven’t seen these two team up for several months. In fact, when we would see them over the last couple of months they were probably at eachother’s throats. But many forget that they were once a very successful tag team. Hell, many can would say that these two women created the women’s division.

Hart: That might be true, but they are no match for Drake and Evette. One is beautiful and the other is um Big!

[Chastity and Diamond slide underneath the rope and immediately charge at their opponents.]


DING DING DING

Nelson: This match is on as Bellatrix and Jen are giving it to eachother and Evette is running away from her just deserts.

Hart: More proof that Chastity is trying to torment the rightful number one contender to the woman’s title.

[In the ring, Diamond bounces off the ropes and performs a hurricanrana on Bellatrix. She follows up with a leg drop attempt but Bellatrix quickly moves out of the way, when Diamond is back up, Drake grabs Diamond by the throat and then transitions it into a backbreaker. Outside the ring, Chastity catches up with Evette and begins pounding on her.]

Hart: This is horrible!

Nelson: I am quite enjoying it. Chastity just hammering in on Evette while her Estrogen Uprising partner struggles with the so far dominant Bellatrix Drake.

Hart: She also towers over Diamond!

[While Belltrix picks Diamond up by the hair and hits a face buster, Evette begins blocking Chastity. Overwhelmed with the barrage of punches, Evette goes down on her knees and sweeps Chastity’s legs, planting Chastity into the steel steps.]

Nelson: What a brutal shot by Evette! That was a definite cheap move that might take Chastity out of the match.

Hart: I would use the term smart rather than cheap.

[Evette gets up and looks at a struggling McGavin over the steel steps like she has no idea how that happened. She shrugs and then struts away to her corner which she takes her time getting to.]

Nelson: It seems that Evette didn’t even mean to do that cheap move on purpose, it was just accidental defense maneuver!

Hart: I don’t think she has a problem with that at all.

Nelson: In the ring, Bellatrix is still in control with the women’s champion in the corner. The challenger lays in slaps to the chest followed by a corner lariat. Jen is feeling the full force of this onslaught with her partner out of the picture currently.

Hart: In her defense, it doesn’t really seem like Bellatrix needs her partner at all.

Nelson: I hate to agree as Diamond is on the receiving end of a tornado DDT! Such power in Bellatrix Drake.

Hart: Evette is finally up on the apron and look, she is willing to help out her partner.

[Evette shrugs and reaches out her hand. Bellatrix looks and rejects it, but Evette seems more than okay with this.]

Nelson: This could possibly be Evette’s luckiest break ever: a partner who wants to do all of the work.

[Drake pulls Diamond up to her feet and locks her into an abdominal stretch, then starts pounding on Diamond rips with big overhand chops.]

Nelson: Now this newcomer really working the ribs of the women's champ, who's in clear pain now.

[Drake puts her hand under Diamond's leg, lifts her and drops her hard across her knee, bending her there for several seconds before dropping her to the mat.]

Nelson: Diamond's really suffering now after that inverted rib-breaker.

Hart: Jen Diamond's no pushover, Joel, this is impressive.

Nelson: I don't think I've ever seen anyone have the upper hand on her like Bellatrix has right now. Not even when she's faced men. This is as one sided as it gets!

Bellatrix stands over Diamond, who writhes on the mat and holds her ribs. She pulls Diamond to her feet, then gives her a quick punch to the ribs that doubles her over, allowing Bellatrix to put her into position and set her onto her back for an Emerald Flowsion]

Nelson: OUT OF NOWHERE! EMERALD FLOWSION TO JEN DIAMOND! Brutal move, this could be it!

Hart: I think it was IT about ten seconds after the bell.

[Before Drake can go make a pin, Evette slaps her on the back and makes the blind tag. Evette runs in and tries to pin Diamond.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: That was dumb on Evette’s part and Bellatrix does not look happy!

Hart: I don’t see why, Evette is the brains and Drake is the brawn.

Nelson: I don’t think Evette fits into Drake’s female dominance puzzle one bit. But reluctantly, Drake goes back to her corner as Evette baseball slides into Diamond’s ribs. She follows up by mounting her and pounding on her face.

[Evette stops and smiles that she is dominating so much but Diamond quickly turns her around and slams the back of cranium onto the mat. Diamond picks her up and irish whips her into the ropes and when she bounces back nails her with a spinning neckbreaker.]

Nelson: Evette now realizes that she shouldn’t have tagged herself in.

Hart: I don’t think she is in too bad of shape here, I mean Diamond’s partner has been incapacitated so far.

Nelson: It doesn’t look like that is the case anymore… Chastity is now climbing back up onto the apron. Diamond doesn’t notice and irish whips Evette into the corner and attacks with a big splash. Diamond rams her shoulders into the ribs of Evette and sets her up top.

Hart: Evette doesn’t like heights.

[Diamond slams Evette down with a superplex that lays her out in the middle of the ring. Jen quickly hooks the leg.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Bellatrix breaks the pin then goes back to her corner. Diamond looks pissed and begins to rush to go to Bellatrix, BUT Evette rolls her up out of nowhere.

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Diamond gets the shoulder up.

[Evette grabs Diamond by the hair and sends her to the ropes, both bounce off and take eachother out with a clothesline.]

Nelson: Both ladies are laid out now and their partners are holding their arms out as the two ladies in the ring begin to slowly come to.

Hart: Great planning by Evette to counter Diamond’s counter with a counter.

Nelson: She planned to get knocked out too?

Hart: You bet your ass!

[At the same time, both ladies crawl to their corners and tag in their partners as the arena goes crazy.]

Nelson: Chastity in! Bellatrix in! And they are trading lefts and rights with eachother. Chastity locks up and goes for a short end lariat, but Bellatrix ducks and tries to perform a release german BUT Chastity lands on her feet. Chastity hits a rolling liberation uppercut on Bellatrix.

Hart: Do you think she would let me call her Trixy?

Nelson: I’m just guessing here, but hell no. Chastity pulls her up but Bellatrix knocks her down with an atomic drop. Bellatrix…

Hart: Trixy!

Nelson: … looks to be going for a half boston crab but Chastity kicks her off and hits a standing STO.

[Sudddenly as Chastity turns around Evette flies out her and takes her down with a crossbody attack. Jen Diamond now in and takes down Evette with a back elbow. She eyes Bellatrix getting back up and hits her with a leg drop. Chastity gets back up and they look at eachother. Evette attacks, but Chastity grabs her as Diamond holds out her right knee. Chastity slams Evette’s back onto her knee.]

Nelson: The more seasoned team, The Estrogen Uprising, showing some teamwork.

Hart: Which is clearly in violation of the rules!

Nelson: There enjoyment is short lived as Bellatrix hits a double clothesline on both ladies. Diamond gets back up and is welcomed by a big boot by Drake. The legal woman Chastity is up but Bellatrix grabs her and hits a titl a whirl backbreaker.

Hart: See! Bellatrix doesn’t need a partner to take control of the match.

Nelson: I’ll agree with you that she seems to be able to shift the momentum with only one power move. Chastity and Diamond can very well be in danger of losing their title of “Most Dominating” of the women.

Hart: In danger? Look at the size of this woman!

[As Diamond and Evette crawl back to their corners, Bellatrix grabs Chastity’s right leg and NOW does that half Boston crab she was trying earlier.]

Nelson: We could be seeing the end of the match right here if Chastity does not make it to the ropes. She is trying to crawl but Bellatrix just applies the pressure. Chastity tries crawling for the ropes but Bellatrix just pulls her back. BUT as she does this, Chastity uses the momentum to reverse the move and twist her over her body. The minute that Bellatrix is back up Chastity takes her down with a neckbreaker across the knees.

[Chastity then goes to the oppositions corner and hits Evette slamming her off the apron onto the concrete below. Evette yells out “You Bitch!” as Chastity goes back to work on Bellatrix. Chastity jumps over the ropes and onto the apron and lands a brutal Bra Burner on Bellatrix.]

Nelson: Chastity now taking over now after hitting one of her trademark maneuvers. She takes Bellatrix to her corner and tags in Diamond. Together the two take Bellatrix to the top turnbuckle and hit a double superplex on her.

Hart: Chastity should just go back to her damn corner without meddling.

Nelson: It is called good teamwork Robbie.

Hart: It is called a two on one. I’d never want Diamond and Chastity double teaming me.

[Nelson gives a Robbie an odd look as Diamond follows up with a second rope springboard moonsault and hooks the leg.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Bellatrix with the kick out. Hell, she practically pushes Diamond off as the womens champion lands right next to her. But as Bellatrix gets back up, Evette with the blind tag.

Hart: Good! Trixy has been in there an awfully long time, that was very considerate of Evette to take over for her.

[Bellatrix does not look very happy, but goes back to her corner as Evette gets welcomed by an armbar take down from Diamond. Jen then hammers in the punches on Evette, followed by her ramming her knees into her ribs.]

Nelson: Diamond not holding back one bit on Evette now. I think the more she is in ring with Drake the more she is…

Hart: Intimidated by her?

Nelson: No! The more she feels she has to step up her game to let everyone know why she is the woman’s champion. She does so with fist drop to Evette’s chest!

Hart: Um… I believe that move is not very effective.

Nelson: Why is that?

Hart: That is the most cushioned part of Evette’s body, she’d have better luck focusing on the legs or something.

Nelson: Jen grabs Evette and catapults her into the turnbuckle, then performs a small package, this could be it!

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Bellatrix breaks the count again!

Hart: She is returning the favor for Evette’s concern earlier!

[A pissed off Diamond gets back up and charges at Bellatrix with a tornado DDT that sends her to the mat. Once a satisfied Diamond gets up, Evette rolls her up this time.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Now Chastity breaks up the count now. Evette just glares at Chastity who is heading back to her corner. I’m suspecting some jealousy from Evette to Chastity.

Hart: You would be mad too if you were the former womens champion, haven’t been pinned too often and Chastity McGavin is seen as the top contender for getting beaten by a man.

Nelson: Chastity is the top contender for more than just that. Evette tries to work on Diamond by slamming her knees into the mat then going for a figure four by the looks of it. Diamond tosses and turns as Evette clenches in the hold.

Hart: Many call Evette the woman of 10, 000 holds, you know!

Nelson: Name one person who does that.

Hart: Everyone in Canada and Japan, where wrestling is king!

Nelson: I doubt that. However, she seems to have this particular hold clenched in. Could we see Diamond tap out to a submission by Evette?

[Evette pouts as Diamond grabs the ropes. She refuses to break the hold as Aaron Blake screams at her. Finally, Chastity runs out of the corner and pulls Evette out of the hold.]

Nelson: Once again, Evette is giving Chastity the stink eye as she goes back to work on Diamond who welcomes her back to reality with an armdrag, followed by a leg drop to her ribs.

[Diamond pulls Evette onto her shoulders and makes the tag into Chastity. Diamond with the backbreaker to Evette as Chastity hops into the ring and lands an elbow on the former women’s champion.]

Nelson: Evette in the grasp of McGavin as she gets taken down with a cutthroat neckbreaker. Chastity with another pinning attempt.

ONE

TWO

Hart: That is what I call resilient, Joel.

Nelson: Chastity pulls her back up just in time for Evette to rake the eyes. I don’t think Blake caught that.

Hart: Caught what?

[Evette goes off the ropes and hits a running bulldog on Chastity. She waits for Chastity to get back up and when she does gives her an impaler DDT.]

Hart: Look at how she dominates who many call the toughest woman in the women’s division. She is revealing Chastity for who she really is: a loser.

Nelson: Chastity clearly isn’t a loser.

Hart: Since my ex left her for Mike Logan, yes she has been.

[Once Chastity is to her feet, Evette springboards off the ropes and hits her with a dropkick. Chastity falls backwards and Evette performs a Japanese armdrag on her.]

Nelson: It looks like Evette is taking advantage of a her cheap maneuver and taking control of Chastity McGavin. Evette now stamps on Chastity’s chest followed by a kick to her ribs.

[Evette looks at Chastity, thrilled she has taken control and blows kisses to her fans. She then looks over at the turnbuckle and gets an arrogant look on her face.]

Hart: I think we are going to see a rich girl fly!

Nelson: I’m thinking she might be getting a tad bit overzealous here as she climbs up to the top. Evette leaps off BUT CHASTITY CATCHES HER IN HER ARMS AND LIFTS HER ONTO THE SHOULDERS!

Hart: Get out of this Evette.

Nelson: Chastity looks set to deliver the V-20 to Evette and here it…

[Bellatrix rushes from out of her corner and kicks Chastity in the gut. Evette falls backwards on her feet as Diamond comes out of her corner. Bellatrix hits a face plant as Evette intercepts Diamond with a hurricanrana.]

Nelson: I think Drake got tired of seeing her side lose she is taking matters into her own hands. And I don’t think Evette has any problem in assisting her.

Hart: Give it a week and they’ll be BFF’s!

[Bellatrix climbs out of the ring, then reaches out and slaps Evette hard on the back.]

Nelson: And now taking a page out of Evette's book, Bellatrix tags herself in!

[Evette ignores the tag as she sends Diamond into the ropes. Bellatrix climbs into the rings and spins Evette around. She stares down Evette, then slaps her hard in the face!]

Hart: HOW CAN SHE SLAP?! HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!

Joel: I’m assuming because she is really annoying.

Hart: Traitor. After all she did for her!

[Evette shoves Bellatrix, who doesn't even more back an inch. Bellatrix goes to slap her again, but Evette recoils and tries to beg her off. This allows Chastity to crawl tot he ropes and tag in Jen Diamond. Who charges and hits Evette with a dropkick.]

Nelson: Again, the lack of teamwork is getting to Evette and Drake.

Hart: Drake's just not a team player!

[Diamond jaws at Bellatrix as Evette rolls out of the ring, then motions for her to charge at her. Bellatrix goes to a chop, but Diamond blocks it, then staggers her with a big haymaker, followed by a stiff forearm shot from the other hand. Diamond charges at Bellatrix and hits a flying shoulderblock, which almost knocks Drake over. Drake staggers towards the corner, and Jen proceeds to chop, backing her into the turnbuckles.]

Nelson: Bellatrix Drake just won't go down!

[Diamond backs up then charges, delivering a handspring back elbow. Bellatrix staggers out of the corner and falls face first into the mat!]

Nelson: Jen Diamond's finally got the momentum, and she's bringing it to Bellatrix Drake!

[Bellatrix gets up to her knees, but Jen Diamond charges and plants her into the mat with a facebuster! Now Evette sees her chance and charges into the ring and is greeted with a hiptoss from Jen Diamond. Chastity McGavin hits the ring and the two lay into Evette with chops. The two then grab Evette and lift her up over their heads, waiting for Bellatrix to go get to her feet. Bellatrix gets up, and Chastity and Jen throw Evette at her, Bellatrix catches Evette, but then is sent down to the mat with a double dropkick!]

Hart: They used Evette as a projectile! They can't do that!

[Evette gets back to her feet, and is hit with a yakuza kick from Chastity that sends her out of the ring. Chastity climbs out after here, leaving Jen in the ring with the downed Bellatrix Drake.]

Nelson: Jen Diamond looks fired up, she's just waiting for Bellatrix Drake to get to her feet.

[Bellatrix gets to her feet, Diamond goes for a standing sidekick but misses, Bellatrix grabs her leg, pulls her into position and executes a fisherman's suplex pin combo. Outside the ring, Chastity beats down on Evette with lefts and rights!]

ONE!

TWO!

[Jen kicks out, and the two roll back to their feet.]

Nelson: That was close!

[Jen nails Bellatrix with some forearm shots to the chest that stagger her. She then bounces off the ropes and goes for a flying forearm, but Bellatrix catches her, quickly applying a bearhug! On the outside, Evette jumps the guardrail and Chastity gives chase.]

Nelson: Pure power now from Drake, and this has got to be hell on Jen Diamond's ribs!

[Diamond tries to fight her way out, giving Drake some hard forearm shots to the back, but Drake continues to squeez tighter. The referee goes in to check on Diamond, who waves him out, and continues to try to fight her way out.]

Hart: She's not gonna do it, Joel! Not this time!

Nelson: We've seen her come through time and time again, Robbie.

[Bellatrix squeezes tighter as Diamond's defense starts to weaken. Her arms drop to her sides and her eyes start to close.]

Nelson: Wait a second, this may be it..

Hart: It was IT about 10 seconds into the match!

[The referee goes to check on Jen Diamond. He raises her arm, and it drops.]

ONE!

[He raises her arm again, and it drops]

TWO!

[He raises it again, and once again it drops.]

THREE!

DING DING DING!

Nelson: Wait, what?!

[Bellatrix tosses Jen Diamond to the mat and stands over her motionless body as the referee raises her arm.]

Dixon: Here are you winners, the team of Bellatrix Drake and Evette!!!

Nelson: I can't believe it! In her second match, Bellatrix Drake has done what dozens and dozens of women have failed to do in cWo's history!

Hart: And what a tremendous effort from Evette!

Nelson: Evette? The clear story here is the total domination by this newcomer..

Hart: Evette helped!

[The crowd stays in a stunned silence as Bellatrix Drake pulls one of the celtic knots off of her ring attire and drops it onto Jen Diamond, who's still out on the mat.]

Nelson: Could this be a sign of things to come for the Women’s division? Is Bellatrix the future of this division?

Hart: Yes!

Nelson: I wasn’t asking you. But these four women seem to be heading into some sort of collision. And speaking of someone who is heading into a collision, it appears our cameras have caught up Dade Davis.


["The Franchise" Dade Davis is in the back stretching before his match with Heretic. As he is about to go into another position he stops and a smirk comes across his face.]

Davis: Well, what do we have here?

[cWo World champion "HotShot" Chris Michaels walks into the picture and you can hear the roar of the crowd.]

HotShot: Hey there old man, you stretching those kinks out?

[Davis laughs]

Davis: Didn't you ever hear that thing about the pot and the kettle?

[Michaels laughs and the two old friends and rivals embrace.]

Davis: So what's up, you know I've got this big match tonight?

HotShot: That's what I'm here to talk to you about man. I know you're the Franchise...I know you're the man, but...

Davis: You've got that right. And its damn good to be back.

HotShot: Listen man, I need to warn you about Heretic.

Davis: Chris, I think you've forgotten who you were talking to, I was here back then too.

HotShot: No man, he isn't the same man. I'm not sure if "man" even describes him. He's a borderline serial killer....and I wish I was joking, but I'm not, everyone around here is pretty much convinced that he is a killer.

[Davis nods his head and puts his hand on Michaels' shoulder.]

Davis: I get it Chris, I really do.

[Michaels looks relieved.]

Davis: But, what he needs to understand is that I'm not the same Dade Davis and some would say that I'm a bit of a killer too...

HotShot: You don't get it Dade...

[Davis slaps Michaels on the back]

Davis: Gotta run champ, but when I'm done with Heretic, maybe I can get a crack at that shiny belt you've got...

[Davis walks away from Michaels smiling and the camera zooms in on Michaels.]

HotShot:Dade....DADE.... ****!

[Suddenly, the camera changes to a Jason Duran interview.]


[Jason Duran stands next to Jen Diamond, who clutches her ribs and tries to catch her breath.]

Duran: I'm here with the cWo Women's champion, Jen Diamond. Jen, what happened out there?

Jen Diamond: I need to be better next time. That's all.

Duran: But what about Bellatrix Drake, how do you-

Diamond: It won't happen again. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Trixy, I'll see you at Roll of the Dice!

[She walks off, still favoring her ribs.]



[Evette stands backstage with Tiffany Tolberg just moments after the women's tag team match]

Tolberg: Evette, can I have a moment?

Evette: Not really!

Tolberg: Well, we just wanted your thoughts on the win tonight with your tag team partner Bellatrix Drake?

Evette: Oh girl, tell me your not going to waste my time on thoughts. Let me say one thing. We won our match tonight, I let that rookie Drake get the victory because quite frankly honey, I just want to prepare myself. I have decided that I want to use my rematch clause for the Women's Title at CYBERSLAM!

Tolberg: Why not Roll of the Dice?

Evette: Because I am not going to risk my wonderful womanhood in front of a city that still endorses Prostitution!

Tolberg: But they...

Evette: Don't cut me off. When I go to Las Vegas, I want every woman in that crowd to think long and hard why the most glamorous woman in the history of the cWo will not want to celebrate her title win in front of a bunch of Desert Dwelling slobs and the sluts around their hillbilly arms!

Tolberg: Well, some will argue that Chastity is the true number one contender, and that she deserves to be named number one contender.

Evette: What? I am so sick of hearing that name. Chastity this, Chastity that. She had her shot at the title last week and she LOST, fair and Square! She is done. I, as the former cWo Women's Champion should be considered the only true contender for that title and if Chastity thinks she deserves a shot, then why doesn't accept my open challenges.

Tolberg: What open challenges?

Evette: Shut up! Fact is, I have opened challenges to Chastity ever since I was Women's Champion and she has been ducking me for months. If she wants a shot at the Women's Title, she has to go through me. So there it is Tiff, an open challenge! If she wants a shot at the women's title, she has to beat me at Roll of the Dice!

Tolberg: I thought you weren't going.

[Evette goes to slap Tiffany Tolberg but instead just shakes her head and walks away.]

Tolberg: Well guys, you heard it hear. An open challenge from Evette for Roll of the Dice Pay Per View.

[The scene cuts back to Nelson and Hart. Hart looks excited while Nelson looks confused.]

Nelson: Is she crazy?

Hart: How so?

Nelson: She is willingly taking Chastity on with the number one contender spot on the line. Not to bag on her, but I think Chastity might hurt her.

Hart: Oh, she has to have something up her sleeve.

Nelson: For her sake I hope she does. But that aside for right now, we are going to see quite the big match, some might say pay-per-view quality.

Hart: The somewhat born again Andrew Phillips is going to take on who again…

Nelson: You know who! The 2008 Lord of Punishment: Devon Dice. Two are both former world champions as well. Add in Dice’s recent issues with Omega, we could be looking at a very interesting match tonight.


Donna Dixon: The following contest is scheduled for one fal!

[Clutch's "Electric Worry" plays as Devon Dice emerges from the curtain with his arms raised.

Donna Dixon: Introducing first, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing in at two-twenty-five pounds, DEVON DICE!

[The crowd cheers as Dice walks to the ring. He slides in and bounces off the ropes. The intro to "Back In The Saddle" by Aerosmith cues on the PA. As the main riff cues in, fireworks explode out of the ramp. A shower of fireworks comes down over the entrance way and "The Comeback Kid" strolls out onto the stage.]

Donna Dixon: And his opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing in at two hundred and forty five pounds, "THE COMEBACK KID", AANNNDDDRREEEWWW PHILLIPS!

As the main riff cues in, fireworks explode out of the ramp. A shower of fireworks comes down over the entrance way and "The Comeback Kid" strolls out onto the stage. He stares blankly ahead as he makes his way down the ramp. He climbs up on the apron and into the ring, the stands in he center of the ring and raises his arms in the air. He then turns his attention to Devon Dice.]

DING DING DING!

Nelson: And here we go, Phillips versus Dice, collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring, Andrew with the headlock. First time I can recall these two men facing off as Dice pushes Phillips back into the ropes and sends Phillips into the parallel set, Andrew with the shoulder block and the quick cover, but only gets a one count. Andrew Phillips has become completely warped by Heretic in recent weeks, he's practically been enslaved by Omega's non-sense as he hauls Dice up to his feet and buries a knee into the mid-section, Andrew goes for the irish whip, Dice with the reversal, Andrew comes off the ropes and gets met with a clothesline!

Hart: I got a feeling Dice is raring to take out someone in Omega...

Nelson: I get that feeling too as Dice takes Andrew down with another clothesline, and another! Andrew rolls back to his feet and it's Dice with the inverted atomic drop, and a right hand that drops The Comeback Kid. Dice hits the ropes, jumps up and drops the big fist in the face of Andrew, covers...

ONE

No deal! Andrew able to get the shoulder up. Dice not wasting any time, hauls CBK back up to his feet, big time right hands, Dice shoots Andrew into the ropes again, and it's Dice with the flapjack! Dice with the flapjack, covers again!

ONE

TWO

And again it's Andrew the the kick out. Dice looking great out the gate in this match, Andrew hasn't gotten out of the blocks yet as Dice yanks Andrew back to his feet by his hair, kick to the stomach by Dice, Dice whips Andrew into the corner and tries to follow im in, Andrew with the boots to the face!

Hart: Dice telegraphed that there, and that's the thing about The Comeback Kid, you can't afford to make many mistakes with him, because Andrew will jump all over hem.

Nelson: And now Andrew, hops up to the second turn buckle, Dice is dazed and turns around, Andrew comes off but Dice stops him with a dropkick! Nice counter by Devon Dice, he covers again...

ONE

TWO

Once again Andrew kicks off, but Dice mounts him and starts hammering him with the right hands! He's taking out every frustration he's ever had on Andrew!

Hart:...What the hell does that mean? Every frustration, really? So when they didn't have nutmeg for his cappachino, he was thinking "I'm going to bludgeon Andrew to death!"

Nelson: You know what I mean!

Hart: No, I don't, that's why I asked!

Nelson: Whatever! What I mean is that Dice is becoming a large part of this problem with Omega, his issues with CHeD and Baxter have to be eating away at him as the referee finally pulls Dice off Andrew, The Comeback Kid struggles to get back to his feet as Dice pushes the referee aside and charges CBK, but Andrew elevates Dice up and over the top rope! And Dice lands with a big splat!

Hart: See, this is what anger buys you! That wasn't a smart move on Devon Dice's part!

Nelson: And Andrew rolls out of the ring, still clutching at his head, but CBK, the shark smells blood, as Dice clutches at that back, and Andrew yanks Dice up by the head. And it's CBK, grabs Dice in the bearhug and drives his spine into the post! Dice cries out as referee Aaron Blake tries to get these to men back in the ring. And it's Andrew that tosses Dice into the ring and quickly slides in after him, and starts stomping away on the back! Andrew found his bullseye!

Hart: He did, and he will pick that body part for as long as it takes to get the job done!

Nelson: Andrew wasted no time going after that sore spot as Dice tries to roll away, but CBK is staying on the attack. And now Andrew, hits the ropes and it's the senton right into the back of Dice! The Comeback Kid gets back to his feet and stares out into his crowd.

Hart: Yeah, well they don't seem to happy about Dice getting pounded on.

Nelson: Not at all, and now it's Andrew, he hauls Dice back to his feet, hooks him up and takes him down with a vertical suplex! Andrew floats right over into the cover..

ONE

TWO

TH--no! Dice kicks out, but Andrew is right back on the attack. Andrew yanks Dice back up to his feet, he's going for another vertical suplex, but Dice reverses out of it! And it's Dice with a big-time back suplex! Dice is going to fight back after that fall outside! Dice clutches at that back, but he drops Andrew with a right hand, Andrew staggers back to his feet, Dice whips him into the ropes, Andrew comes off and DICE HOOKS HIM UP FOR THE HARD EIGHT, but no, Andrew reverses out of it and it tries for that Ace Crusher! But Dice shoves him off into the ropes, Andrew comes off and it's a samoan drop!! Dice with he samoan drop, and he's feeling it!

Hart: But feeling it won't beat Andrew! He has to put him away and quickly!

Nelson: And now it's Dice, climbing to the top rope. Andrew is laid out, Dice comes off looking for Aces Full, but Andrew rolls off the way...but Dice lands on his feet! But it's ANDREW WITH THE LOW BLOW!!

DING DING DING!

Nelson: Come on!

Donna Dixon: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner by disqualification, DEVON DICE!

[The crowd boos as Dice falls to his knees and Andrew stands up, staring coldly at him.]

Nelson: This was actually a good match!

Hart: Well you heard Andrew say it earlier, to Omega it's not about wins or losses, it's about destroying the cWo.

Nelson: And now look at Andrew, picking apart the bones as he hooks Dice up and DROPS him with The Bitchbreaker! Damn it, come on!

[The crowd boos as Andrew rolls out of the ring and starts to walk up the ramp, not bothering to look at the damage he caused. Dice struggles to make it back to his feet.]

Hart: Just another string of bad luck for Devon Dice provided by an Omega member.

Nelson: There just seems to be no winning right now for the guy. But we need to go from that to some footage that arrived earlier today. As many of you know several weeks ago, new female competitor Natalie Mercer suffered a wrist injury.

Hart: Because she couldn’t wrestle!

Nelson: Exactly! But in the weeks of her injury she has been training with Thaddeus Walker, who has had a unique teaching method. Apparently now that next week she will be medically cleared to wrestle, her training has um… intensified. Take a look…


[The camera cuts to Thaddeus and Natalie in the middle of the ring in an abandoned gym. They are laid on the mat as he has her in a headlock. He clenches in tighter as she looks to be finding a way to fight out of it, but he doesn’t let her go. He finally releases the hold out of breath as she still looks to be in pain.]

Walker: Okay, now it is time for your lesson

[She gets up on her own with a look of disdain.]

Mercer: Good, I will be medically cleared to wrestle next week and I haven’t learned much.

[Thaddeus looks shocked.]

Walker: Haven’t learned much? My dear, I have properly taught you everything I know. I taught you how to wash a dish without talking, give birth without screaming and don’t forget I have taught you some useful maneuvers. I showed you the hook punch, the jab, the uppercut, the headlock, the kick to the groin and I have even shown you a move I learned from a slant eyed fellow from the East: the Karate Kick. My God when you face the other inferior dames in the territories, you won’t be a wrestler as much as you will be their God!

Mercer: I don’t think you …

Walker: Hold hold on, don’t be getting out of line. You might be a God to those other ladies, but you are still a mut to me and the other men of the world. Now, there is one more move you need to learn and it is the deadliest of all of them.

[Mercer rolls her eyes.]

Mercer: What? The airplane spin?

Walker: No, no, no, that move is too complicated for your weak mind to understand, much less actually execute. But this move has been known to kill many a prostitute when a john would be short on cash. It is so deadly, that I haven’t dared use it in the ring. My darling, I am going to teach you…

[The camera close ups to his face.]

Walker: The Negro Flip!



[Cameras transition to a shaky cam looking on at a door in an isolated room. The camera just looks at the door as we hear a voice of the man behind the camera.]

Cameraman: As cWo continues to wither away like an old man at the bottom of a well, it seems like Tony Awesome's staff even see the writing on the wall. I'm about to make a star tonight...

[We then hear a knock on the door.]

Cameraman: Here comes the first breakout star of 2009...[shouts]who is it!

[The door cautiously opens, as a man with a headset on pokes his head through the opening, looking curiously at the man behind the camera and speaks with a thick Boston accent.]

Man: I'm the guy...got the stuff.

Cameraman: Then come on in!

[The man nods his head as he makes his way into the room.]

Cameraman: Just lay them on the table. And close the door. Lock it, actually.]

[The man closes and locks the door as instructed, as he begins laying down and spreading envelopes across a table.]

Cameraman: This man's name is...

Man: Uh Phil.

Cameraman: Phil...

Man: Heh, let's just leave it at Phil.

Cameraman: Well Phil and I have been talking the past two weeks, and he let me in on a little secret, you wanna tell them, Phil?

Phil: These are uh, paychecks, paychecks from the last month for members of Omega. Since they started hangin' out together they haven't been takin' 'um.

Cameraman: And Awesome's tried getting people to give it to them in person...by mail.

Phil: Heh, they'd just send it back. Awesome's been trying to get them to Heretic for half a year.

Cameraman: So Tony Awesome's not just Omega's b[beep] but he's also their mailman, hahahah! Can you believe it?

[The cameraman laughs as Phil scratches his neck and nervously rolls his eyes.]

Phil: Heh, ah yeah, he's been a real wreck these days...if ya don't mind my askin', what's it to you?

Cameraman: Well to you it means you were wise to think about your future and get out before it gets really ugly, if Omega's not motivated by money it means they're everything they say they are. Thank you Phil. You don't have to worry about how little Susie's gonna make it to college anymore.

[We see the hand of the cameraman hand Phil an envelope.]

Phil: Gee thanks man, you're great.

[The man behind the camera turns the camera off.]

[Robbie and Joel look very confused when the camera comes back to them.]

Nelson: I’m not sure what that was or who that was, but it appears that Omega has finically cut themselves off from cWo. I guess they wouldn’t even be considered employees anymore.

Hart: Why would anyone not want to get paid?

Nelson: I have no idea, these men are insane. And we are going to see the leader of this insanity in action against a returning Franchise player.

Hart: But the truth is that most men back there don’t know and don’t care that this man is the franchise. Heretic certainly doesn’t care. He means nothing to anyone anymore. Hopefully getting beat with weapons will wake him up.

Nelson: Sure, there are weapons, but keep in mind Omega is banned from ringside. Dade Davis could very well be the person who stops Omega.

Hart: We need to stop looking for false saviors and just accept our fate.


Dixon: The following contest is a Hardcore Rules match, scheduled for one fall and it is the main event of the evening.

[The lights flicker and red smoke billows from the stage. Bright white fire then shoots up from the stage and when it clears, "Can't Be Saved" by Senses Fail hits and "The Franchise" Dade Davis walks onto the stage with a grin from ear to ear as he walks to the ring, arms outstretched. Davis rolls in under the bottom rope and goes from corner to corner, chin high as he awaits the match to begin.]

Benson: Introducing first, he weighs in at 260 pounds and is from Boston, Massachusetts....making his cWo in-ring return...."The Franchise" Daaaade Daaaavis!

[The crowd cheers loudly, but the cheers quickly turn into boos as "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones begins to play.]

Hart: Heretic's got some new music.

Nelson: It's very fitting.

[The crowd's booing intensifies as Heretic slowly makes his way out from the entrance ramp holding his trademark screwdriver, he methodically walks to the ring and climbs up on the apron, dropping the weapon down at ringside. He turns and faces the crowd, leaning against the ropes for several seconds, then turns and climbs into the ring.]

Dixon: And his opponent, he weighs in at 240 pounds and hails from New York, New York....Hereeeettiiiiiic!

[As referee Aaron Blake prepares for the match to start, Davis and Heretic get almost face to face. Dade smirks at Heretic and bites his own bottom lip as Heretic just stares backs and chuckles with a maniacal grin on his face.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: And Dade Davis is ready to lock up here but Heretic is just shaking his head no.

Hart: Why is Dade looking for a collar and elbow?

Nelson: Because this is a wrestling match?

Hart: Not tonight it's not. Look at Heretic bail out of the ring and grab that weapon. The look on Dade's face just went from confusion to a look of horror.

Nelson: He said backstage earlier that he was ready for this, but I am not sure myself that Dade Davis knew what he was getting into when he agreed to the weapon stipulation of this match.

Hart: I think he's about to get himself into a screwdriver.

[As Heretic slides back into the ring under the bottom rope, Dade rushes at him and begins stomping away, first on Heretic's hand to knock the screwdrive loose, then on the back of his head.]

Nelson: Dade now trying to start quickly with lightning fast boots to Heretic. Showing a fast side is Davis, who is significantly slimmer than the last time we saw him in a cWo ring. He's down fifteen pounds Robbie.

Hart: Because he's old. That's what old people do, they whither away.

Nelson: Always the optimist, Robbie Hart. And Heretic, taking the pain, now trips up Davis to get away from the crushing boots. But Davis is quick to roll away and both men are up on their feet.

[Heretic motions to Dade with another chuckle.]

Nelson: It looks like now Heretic is willing to lock up with Dade, albeit somewhat sarcastically.

[The two lock up and Dade quickly pushes Heretic back into the nearest corner where he breaks the lockup with a look of "told you so" to Heretic. Heretic starts laughing, then responds with a kick boot to the mid-section and clubbing lariat.]

Nelson: I do not think that Heretic found as much fun in that as Davis did and he responds by sending the former champion down to the mat with that big clothsline.

Hart: Pure power.

Nelson: Heretic now has Dade's head between his hands and is wrenching his neck. Heretic was all fun and games at first but now it just seems like he really wants to hurt Davis.

Hart: Maybe Dade shouldn't have been so brash in his return. Why would you come back after two years and want to jump right into the ring with Heretic?

[Heretic lets go and spikes Dade's head into the mat with a loud thud. He then rears back in the corner, awaiting Dade's rise. As Dade works his way to his feet a few seconds later, Heretic lunges forward.]

Hart: Spear!

Nelson: Heretic just drove Davis hard into the mat with that one! But he's not even going to think about a cover..

Hart: Not how Heretic works, Joel.

[Heretic laughs at he points at Dade, who still on his back on the mat. Heretic yells to the crowd.]

Heretic: He's Dade Davis! He's DADE DAViS!

Nelson: No respect at all from Heretic.

Hart: Did you expect any?

[Heretic climbs out of the ring. He looks under the mat, and grabs a chair and throws it into the ring. And does the same thing with a trash can and lid, a kendo stick and a stop sign. Davis is now up and grabs the chair.

Hart: Heretic isn't stupid, Nelson. I see what he has and so do you but Dade isn't aware.

Nelson: Your right. Davis is now climbing outside to meet Heretic, but the Omega leader ignites the fire extinguisher and Davis is blinded and the chair drops.

Hart: Heretic takes the advantage of the opportunity hits Davis over the head with the fire extinguisher! Brutality.

[Heretic grabs Davis and rolls him into the ring. After crawling in himself, Heretic picks up Davis, who is rubbing the residue from the extinguisher out of his eyes, and hits him with a belly to belly suplex before he begins laughing down at the prone body of Dade Davis.]

Nelson: And Heretic is just playing now. We all know that he has wrestling moves in his arsenal, but that is not what this match is about to him. By actually wrestling Dade, he is just toying with him.

Hart: In all fairness, Dade Davis thought he was just going to come out here and you with Heretic. So what goes around, comes around.

[Moving over from Davis a bit, Heretic marvels in his work before slamming a knee down into the side of Davis' head. Heretic then begins looking around him in search of his screwdriver.]

Hart: Oh this is good, Davis is done now, he's in no shape to run at Heretic this time.

Nelson: That deranged brain of Heretic is going to take him over the top tonight. Heretic is now over Dade with that screwdrive....but NO! Davis had his hand on that kendo stick and swung it up into the forehead of Heretic at just the right moment!

[Davis kips up as Heretic is staggered and begins swinging the kendo stick at Heretic like it's a baseball bat, 1...2....3....4....5 times. Finally, he cracks it into Heretic's knee before taking one more swing into his temple, finally taking Heretic down to the mat.]

Nelson: Davis may be a man possessed now as he cracks the kendo stick across Heretic's back for good measure.

Hart: My god, look at that huge welt he has left across Heretic's back! I bet Heretic loves every minute of this!

[Davis drops down and locks Heretic into an STF.]

Nelson: Well, Dade is going to try to bring this one back to being a wrestling match, and he's got that submission move locked in!

[Heretic laughs loudly as Dade applies more pressure on the STF Heretic fumbles around with his hand and finds the screwdriver. He quicky flips his arm up and buries the point of it in Dade Davis's arm, causing him to break the hold. Dade falls ont his back and holds his arm,which is now bleeding.]

Nelson: And Heretic doing what we've seen so many times, just total sadism there.

[Heretic sits Dade up, twists his bleeding arm behind his back and starts pressing the wound with his thumb, causing Dade Davis to cry out in pain.]

Nelson: Oh come on! That's TORTURE, not wrestling! This isn't Guantanamo Bay!

Hart: It's a hardcore rules match, Joel! Davis agreed to it!

[Heretic lets go and Dade collapses to the mat. Heretic gives him two stiff kicks in the side, then bends down and picks up half of the broken kendo stick. He flips Dade onto his back and begins to choke him with the Kendo Stick.]

Hart: Think Dade wishes he said no last week?

[Heretic releases the choke, then gets back to his feet. He picks up the stop sign, then drops it in the middle of the ring. He pulls Davis up by his hair, then walks him over to it, and puts him in DDT position.]

Nelson: Things are not looking good for Dade Davis right now.

Hart: All Dade can hope for at this point is that Heretic'll be satisfied after this.

[In desperation, Dade connects with a low blow that causes Heretic to break the hold. He spins Heretic around and gives him a reverse russian legsweep, slamming Heretic's face hard into the stop sign.]

Nelso: Heads up move by Dade Davis!

Hart: He punched in him the nuts.

[Heretic rolls over, laughing as blood trickles down his face. He sits up and rubs the blood alll over his face, then licks his lips and gets back to his feet, where he's send right back down by a dropkick from Dade Davis. Heretic gets to his feet, but is sent right back down by a clothesline. Dade picks up the trashcan lid, and waits for Heretic to get to his feet. Heretic gets up, and Dade smashes him in the head with the trashcan lid. Heretic staggers back against the ropes. Dade bounces off the other side and charges, but Heretic ducks, sending Dade tumbling to the outside wih a back bodydrop!]

Hart: Dade got greedy there, any surprise?

Nelson: You know he didn't want this match to move back out of the ring.

[Heretic picks up the dropped trash can lid and smashes it over the head of Davis, who slowly gets to his knees. Dade tries to shake it off, but then is dropped to his back by a big kick to his chest from Heretic. Heretic laughs.]

Heretic: Time for my favorite weapon of all!

[Heretic drops and climbs under the ring.]

Nelson: What could he possibly be getting now?

[As Dade catches up with Heretic, he pulls Heretic back by the shoulder from behind, when by surprise, Nick exits from under the ring and stands up, getting in Dade Davis' face as Dade returns a look of unexpectancy. Heretic slowly rolls back into the ring.]

Nelson: What!

Hart: Are you kidding me?

[Dangerous then plants Davis on the mat outside with a discus polish hammer.]

Nelson: No!

[Aaron Blake looks like he's itching to call a disqualification, but as he locks eyes with Heretic seems unable to do so.]

Nelson: That's a disqualification Blake!

[Nick brings Dade Davis back to his feet, slamming him head first into the apron.]

Nelson: Make the call! This should be over!

Hart: Well they say there's no honor among thieves.

[Nick then slams Dade Davis' head against the steel steps with a ferocity that sends Davis over the stairs onto the mat.]

Nelson: My god. Why isn't Aaron Blake disqualifying Heretic, this was weapons only!

Hart: Well what's a weapons only match without the Weapon?

Nelson: Well that's taking it to a literal extreme.

Hart: No one claimed Omega to be the most mentally stable group of guys.

[Nick sits Dade Davis against the steel stairs as he begins laying into him with hard repeated right hands, while cameras briefly see Heretic providing referee Aaron Blake with some instructions.]

Nelson: Chalk this one up to Omega bullying the cWo once again, what's it gonna take?

Hart: Well first off I think Dade's in need of some serious help.

[Nick then grabs Dade's head with both hands as he begins ramming the side of his leg into his head, fans boo as easily heard is the sound of Dade's head being bashed against steel steps.]

Nelson: Would you listen to that?

Hart: It's like he owes him money.

Nelson: We've already found out money's none of Omega's concern.

[Dangerous picks a barely functional Dade Davis up from the mat outside, by gripping his head, he tosses him into the side of the guard rail, as Dade's entire body collapses to the floor.]

Nelson: You made your point already!

[Nick looks down from above Dade, watching him with a stone cold look on his face.]

Hart: There he is appreciating his work.

Nelson: Nick Dangerous just made short work of a returning Dade Davis.

Hart: Not the triumphant return he had in mind that's for sure!

Nelson: Nick has no place being out here! cWo can't keep sitting down and taking attacks like this!

Hart: We seemingly don't have a whole lot of other options Joel.

[Dade begins showing signs of life, attempting to pull himself to his feet with the help of the guard rail. Nick stops simply watching him and gets back into it as he delivers a knee lift to the head, and rolls him into the ring.]

Nelson: Heretic should be able to make short work of Davis from here.

[Nick follows Dade in the ring. Davis continues to attempt to get back in the fight as he tries pushing himself back onto his feet, but as he reaches his hands and knees Nick shoots a stiff front kick to the side of the head.]

Hart: Oooh, ouch.

Nelson: This is like watching a couple punks mugging a civillian in a dark alley. It's just despicable.

[Davis sits up, trying to shake off the cobwebs but Nick delivers another stiff kick.]

Hart: They're gonna leave Dade a broken man. You saw what Nick had to say about his role in Omega Joel! You play with Weapons, you get hurt!

Nelson: It's a sadistic way to think, the way he does.

Hart: I'm not justifying this any which way, I'm just saying it is what it is, and we just have to deal with it.

[Nick waits again as Dade gets to his hands and knees, as Nick follows up with a soccer like kick to the chest.]

Nelson: Come on!

[Heretic points at Davis as he shouts a few words to Dangerous.]

Nelson: So Nick is just gonna do whatever he's told now?

Hart: He said all he needed was someone to pull the trigger, well, Heretic's pulling the trigger.

[Nick brings Dade up to his knees, who pants heavily, clutching his bleeding arm, as Nick holds his head down enough so Nick can kick him in the head repeatedly.]

Nelson: Davis could end up with a concussion here!

Hart: He could wind up in a coma! That would be a dream for Davis now, maybe when he wakes up this'll all be over!

[Fans boo as Nick continues to kick away at his head, Dade's body goes even more limp as he falls flat on the mat. Nick continues to ominously stand over him, looking down on the fallen Dade Davis as Heretic enjoys what he sees. Heretic playfully nudges Davis' body with his foot.]

Nelson: This is just sick.

[Nick slaps at Davis' head as if to attempt to wake him up.]

Hart: This could be the first and last that we've seen of Dade Davis for a very long time if this continues.

Nelson: And Aaron Blake obviously isn't gonna call it a match, this is not good at all.

[Davis rolls over to his hands and knees. He crawls around the ring, as Nick follows almost to his side. Davis reaches for the fire extinguisher, but Nick kicks it out of the ring, and continues following him.]

Nelson: Davis on a search for an equalizer.

Hart: He clearly has nothing left.

[Davis then reaches for what's left of the kendo stick, but Nick kicks that away as well.]

Hart: This is almost right out of a Friday the thirteenth movie.

[Davis makes another reach for a stop sign this time, but Nick lays another soccer style kick to the chest, before kicking the stop sign out of the ring.]

Hart: Wow, Dade's really running out of options here.

Nelson: But don't write him off just yet!

[Fans buzz as Chris Michaels comes storming down the ramp.]

Nelson: It's the World Champion! "HotShot" Chris Michaels rushing down to save an old friend!

[Heretic nudges Nick on the shoulder as he points to Michaels.]

Hart: But Heretic's pulling the trigger!

[Nick prepares for Michaels, who shows no fear, sliding into the ring into repeated stomps from Nick Dangerous.]

Nelson: Finally someone to help!

[Dangerous falls to his knees, driving the tip of his elbow into the back of Michaels, but Michaels pushes on, forcing Nick on his back and mounting punches.]

Nelson: Yes! Michaels takes the advantage!

[Dangerous shields himself from Michaels punches, before reversing the momentum and mounting punches on Michaels instead.]

Hart: Might not be that easy.

[Michaels falls victim to hard strikes from Dangerous, looking to be weakening from the blows, when Nick shifts gears and begins picking Michaels up. Michaels continues to show fire as he slaps Nick's hands away and delivers a hard right handed chop. Nick responds almost immediately with a discus polish hammer, but Michaels dodges it.]

Nelson: Michaels with the superkick!

[Nick dodges Michaels' superkick. As Michaels struggles to maintain his balance he's caught off guard with a chairshot from an intervening Heretic.]

Nelson: No!

Hart: So much for the help!

Nelson: Unless Michaels bought Dade some time.

Hart: There's not enough time in the world at this point.

[Michaels rolls out of the ring, as Nick and Heretic revert their attention back to Dade Davis. Nick goes to pick Dade Davis up, when Davis is on his knees, he strikes Nick directly in the head with a trash can lid.]

Hart: Maybe not!

[Nick is set back a bit by the blow, shaking his head. Dade struggles to get to his feet before Nick lands a straight punch, knocking the trash can lid back in Dade's face.]

Nelson: No!

Hart: It's brave of him to try. But I think right now Dade has to make like he just saw a bear and play dead.

[Dangerous stands over Dade Davis once again, a look of disgust on his face after his valiant efforts.]

Nelson: The hardest part is just watching Nick Dangerous as he just stands there, thinking about his next move. What more needs to be done? Heretic could end this whenever he wants!

Hart: They're loving this too much.

[Dade Davis begins again attempting to get up.]

Hart: He should just stay down!

[Dade, unable to get up on his own free will, uses Nick himself for leverage. Nick continues to look down on him. As Dade barely makes it half way, Nick assists him the rest of the way up for a Danger Driver.]

Hart: Well there you go, Joel.

Nelson: Nick Dangerous with a Danger Driver, which is more than enough.

[Nick stands on his knees with his hands on his hips as he looks to Heretic once again. Heretic says something to Nick once again, as Nick rolls Dade over and puts his bleeding arm in a Dangerous Armbar.]

Nelson: And there's the Dangerous Armbar, I don't even see how they could be enjoying it at this point. Dade is lifeless, there's nothing left in him.

[Heretic then goes down to the opposite arm of Dade and applies the Baby Killer. Aaron Blake quickly calls for the bell, and makes an immediate run for it up the ramp.]

DING DING DING

["Sympathy for the Devil" begins to play.]

Nelson: So much for officiating, is this what we should expect every week?

Hart: What're you doing that's any different?

Nelson: I'm not a wrestler, Robbie, it's gotta be someone's job to make sure things like this don't happen!

[Heretic lets go of the Baby Killer, while Nick continues with the Dangerous Armbar.]

Nelson: Otherwise what's gonna come of cWo? Are we all gonna sit down and let them do everything they say they're gonna do?

[Heretic calls Nick off. Nick immediately releases the hold.]

Hart: I wouldn't suffer a loss of dignity to concede to Omega. What am I gonna do about it? cWo needs a miracle to survive this.

[Nick Dangerous and Heretic make their leave to loud boos and miscellaneous jeers.]

Nelson: Well I hope Omega's proud of themselves. They're almost seamlessly dismantling the cWo physically and mentally.

[A recovered Chris Michaels takes a mic as he stands in the ring by Dade Davis' side, clutching his head with his right hand while holding the mic in his left.]

HotShot: Hey, hey! Hold on a minute.

[Heretic and Dangerous stop at the stage area as they look on.]

HotShot: I got to give it to you guys. Every last one of you are completely out of your mind, but somehow that's been working in your favor...

[Fans quiet down as they listen in on what Michaels has to say.]

HotShot: Now maybe it's a sign of me getting older. Some might call it bad judgment. But Heretic, and that's exactly what you are, a heretic. If someone's gonna do it, it might as well be me. Roll the Dice! Yeah, you knew it was coming you psycho son of a b[beep]. Me and you, one on one, I'm gonna kick your ass, and show the world that no one needs to be afraid of you!

Nelson: Well that's a brave move to make!

Hart: That's a dumb move! Has Michaels seen what people have had to go through just to come close to beating Heretic? Davis almost scored a one way ticket to the morgue!

Nelson: You said it yourself, we need a miracle, and if anyone can find such a miracle it's "HotShot" Chris Michaels. Let's just hope he has one left...

[The cWo flashes at the corner of the screen Heretic and Dangerous look on from the rampway. The scene then fades to black.]