RESULTS
Driven

cWo presents Driven 52!
Live from the in Energy Solutions arena, Salt Lake City, Utah!
Thursday, January 29, 2009

Intro

[The cWo logo appears on the screen and then spins out of control. It spins right into the camera and the scene suddenly turns into the inside of a car. An uknown figure with a helmet opens the door and sits down. The Driver pulls out a set of keys and slowly brings it to the ignition. The keys slam into the ignition. The minute it turns, the beginning guitar riff of Danko Jones “Code of the Road” plays and silver logo that says “Driven” flashes across the screen. As the song picks up, the hand grabs the stick and changes the gears from “Park” to “Drive” and a shot of Sean Pason holding the U.S title is seen on the rearview.

I live by the code of the road

[First person shots of speeding down a highway is seen as a faded picture of Muru delivering the Muru splash is shown.]

Every single night of my life

[The rearview of the car features Evette dropkicking a chair into the face of Jen Diamond.]

Nobody knows a single place I go

[In the middle of the road stands Devon Dice as the car goes speeding towards him.]

City by city, night after night

[Behind Dice, shots of him sitting down on his throne is shown.]

Been a long time on this lonely road yeah

[The spedometer goes up to 80 as Mike Logan is seen in the reflection gyrating then making out with Mary-Joe Wolf.]

Nothing Comes Easy But It's Worth The Fight

[On the pedometer Jen Diamond entering the cage and then falling from it is shown over the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42]

If you've seen it once, I've seen it twice before

[Chazz Mendel performs the Fated Circle on the dashboard]

Little By Little, Night After Night

[The first person view races towards Chazz Mendel in the middle of the road.]

You've been waiting for this all of you life yeah

[The car passes by an old time automobile, and Thaddeus Walker handing pipes to kids is seen.]

The time is now to go

[Lana Lexington enters the ring is seen on a “Slow Children” sign

No hesitation, no backing down now

[ Brother Shabazz holds a whip in the middle of the ring on the steering wheel.

So just take it away

[The car races toward Chastity McGavin as shots of giving the V-20 behind her.]

It's about time I take it nice and slow yeah

[The Car passes a stop sign but instead of “STOP,” it says Omega!]

Nothing Comes Easy But It's Worth The Fight

[Chandler Dalmon is seen on the microphone and then beating on Muru on the rampway in the reflection of the Driver’s helmet.]

I say it all the time but then I start to roam yeah

[CBK slams an X-Box over Roman’s head behind a Heretic bobble head in the back seat.]]

Little By Little, Mile After Mile

[Jacob Baxter hits a Hooligan kick on Devon Dice on the open road ahead of him.]

You've been waiting for this all of you life yeah

[On “DANGER” sign along the road, Nick Dangerous hits Chris Michaels with a forearm.]

The time is now to go

[Heretic is seen in the skies above motioning around his waist.]

No hesitation, no backing down now

[The first person view speeds towards five men in the middle of the road. Heretic, Baxter, CBK, Dangerous and the ChED.]

So just take it away

[They disappear and turn into Chris Michaels with the world title around his waist. The word Driven flashes by again, then fades into the number 52]

[Pyro goes off all over the Driven stage at the Energy Solutions Arena in Salt Lake City, Utah as the crowd goes wild. Cameras pan the crowd, showing signs like, "SERIOUS 3:16," "I rolled the dice, AND WON" and "The idiot behind me can't see!" The cameras focus in on the commentary team, Joel Nelson, and Robbie Hart.]

Nelson: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Driven! We're coming to you live from the Energy Solutions Arena in Salt Lake City, Utah! I'm Joel Nelson, and with me as always is the often imitated, but never duplicated, Robbie Hart! Robbie, tonight is shaping up great as we're just days away from Roll of the Dice this Sunday.

Hart: Yes we are, Joel! I can't wait to get to Vegas, baby! VEGAAAAS!!!

Nelson: Don't get too ahead of yourself, Robbie, we've got an action packed show for everyone tonight, including Travis Monroe squaring off against Barrett Hawk! Also scheduled tonight we have the debut of "The Original" Lou V. Rictor taking on El Rapper Enmascarado. In our main event tonight, we have a mixed tag team match pitting Sean Pason and Chastity McGavin facing cWo's very own power couple, Mr. Rich and Evette. Let's not waste any more time getting to the action as we send it down to Donna Dixon for the introductions!

"The Original" Lou V. Rictor VS El Rapper Enmascarado

Dixon: Ladies and Gentlemen, This match is scheduled for ONE FALL!

"Work it, make it, do it, Makes us harder, better, faster, stronger!"

Dixon: Making his way to the ring...

[The electronic voice rings of the speakers as all the lights dim down in the Arena.
Dark Purple spotlights shine down on the center of the stage as "Stronger" by Kanye West begins to kick into full gear.
Slowly up from the center stage, a coming up through a bit of smoke, wearing a pair of glow in the dark "Shutter Shades" and a black sport jacket with flashing LED lines across the chest and arms. "The Original" Lou V Rictor, stands center stage after rising up slowly through the smoke. ]

Dixon: ...weighing in at 195 pounds... from Seattle, Washington...The Original... LOU V RICTOR!!

"Now that don't kill me,
Can only make me stronger.
I need you to hurry up now
'Cause I can't wait much longer."

[He begins to walk down the ramp, slapping some fans hands before rolling under the bottom rope, he hops up and walks around the ring alittle. He pulls off his coat and hangs it on the ring ropes, now only in a black muscle shirt with "Stronger" written in graffiti looking text.]

[He takes off his shades and tosses them into the crowd, throwing a sly grin to the camera before going to the side of the ring closest to the bell keeper and motions for a microphone]

Nelson: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Rictor's first match in the cWo. He looks to be promising, what do you think, Robbie?

Hart: The jury is still out, as far as I'm concerned. He's got some kind of style with those glasses, though. How the heck can he see?

[Lou raises the microphone to his mouth and motions for a bit of silence in the crowd. For a moment he stands there and takes in the buzz from the arena.]

Lou: Ladies and Gentlemen, Tonight, You are about to witness the power that is first, the only the most ORIGINAL Power displayed, by a man in a pair of Black, Custom Tailored, Slacks... You are also, about to witness me bringing my opponent down the evolutionary chain... from a wrestling spanish rapping star... down to a weeping little baby... unable to hold itself up on its own two legs...

[He looks up to the crowd and smirks]

Lou: Don't believe? Don't blink...

[He tosses the microphone out of the ring and just chuckles. Hopping in place, warming up a little, waiting for El Rapper.]

Dixon: ...Ladies and Gentlemen, his opponent... Hailing from the mean streets of Spain, weighing in at 225lbs... El Rapper Enmascarado!

[The lights fade out as "Lo Que Paso Paso" by Daddy Yankee hits. Just as the words kick in, El Rapper Enmascarado walks out to the ring, with his baggy sweatshirt and hood covering his eyes. Pink and purple lights are all over the arena as he is walking out, strutting as it seems. He struts as he hits the ring. He climbs on the apron and then climbs to the top rope. He pulls the hood down and does a backflip into the center of the ring. El Rapper gets onto one knee and points to the sky as the song cuts out and the lights go back to normal.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: And the first match of the evening is officially underway! This Lou V. Rictor sure does talk a mean game, doesn't he?

Hart: Yeah, but who doesn't? When we've got people like Heretic, Nick Dangerous, and the rest of Omega in cWo, he's going to have to do more than just talk, Joel. They could take anyone out at any moment! Even us! Not that they'd want to take us out. But you know... Please don't Omega... I love you guys!

[They circle around the ring a bit before Lou stops and walks to the center of the ring and stretches out his hand. El Rapper gives him sort of a weird look and Lou grins, motioning to shake, El Rapper moves out and stretches out his hand, but Lou retract quickly an strikes El Rapper across the face with a hard right fist. El Rapper holds his cheek and feels alittle stunned as Lou Laughs and gives El Rapper a bit of the “Come and get it” Motion. Referee Aaron Blake warns Rictor about using closed fists.]

Nelson: Lou Rictor starts things off with a stiff right hand, but has been warned about using those closed fists by referee Aaron Blake.

Hart: For a guy who claims to be an "Original" he sure uses some old tricks!

[El Rapper quickly locks up with Lou and gets him into a headlock, however Lou pushes him off and into the ropes, only to have El Rapper come back into a hard clothesline, he gets up as quick as he went don however and is knocked back down by Lou with another clothesline].

Nelson: Lou Rictor gained the advantage with a cheap shot, and is following that up with a series of clotheslines.

Hart: Yup, more of the same... Come on Lou! Show me something new!

[El Rapper rolls out of the ring quickly to try and regain his bearings. Lou goes on the attack and leans over the rope to grab El Rapper and pull him back in!]

Nelson: Rictor isn't letting El Rapper have any sort of break. He's keeping the pressure on, and is looking to inflict more damage!

[Lou begins to pull but El Rapper struggles a bit, He throws a couple hard rights to Lou's head and causes him to fall back into the ring, El Rapper takes this chance to roll back in and go on the attack. With Lou picking himself up from the mat, El Rapper quick pulls him into a tight front headlock and pulls him down for a hard DDT!]

Nelson: El Rapper Ensmascarado taking control with a picture perfect DDT.

[El Rapper hops up to his feet and begins to run around the ring getting himself and the crowd pumped up, he begins to pick Lou up by the back of his head, signaling for a quick end to this match, by means of his Finisher “The L” Lou, however, quickly counters and hits Lou back with a couple hits to his gut. El Rapper stumbles back a little and Lou gets up to his feet.]

Nelson: That was short lived, as Lou counters with some punches to the stomach.

[Lou looks down at El Rapper, almost a little furious looking. El Rapper quickly dashes toward him and begins to strike him with a couple slaps to the chest, Lou takes them with a grain of salt and winces alittle, El Rapper begins to crack another couple slaps across his chest, the crowd shouts “WOOOO” as it echoes in the arena.]

Nelson: Lou just taking those slaps like they were nothing, he's going to be sore later.

[El Rapper winds up goes for another strike but just as he brings his arm to contact, Lou ducks under it and wraps his own arm around El Rapper's neck, Lou looks out to the crowd for a moment then brings El Rapper down to the mat with the “Shades”]

Nelson: And I believe that was Rictor's Finisher! This is the first time we've seen it! El Rapper is out!

[Lou drops down and casually hooks one of El Rapper's leg, the ref drops to the mat and counts]

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!

[“Stronger” By Kanye West hits the Speakers as Lou stands up, a sly grin crosses his face.]

Dixon: Here is your winner, “The Original” LOU RICTOR!!

[The Ref raises Lou's hand and then drops it, he takes the Microphone from Dixon and gives her a bit of a wink before turning to the crowd]

Lou: You've just witness but a fraction of my talent. El Rapper... He was nothing... Just a small stepping stone for the real challenges that lie ahead...

[He turns to face the entrance to the ring, where most of the stars come out]

Lou: And if any of you got a problem with that... or got a problem with someone else that needs to be solved... I'm all ears..

[Lou hands back the microphone to Dixon and walks out of the ring. The cameras cut back to Joel and Robbie.]

Nelson: And "The Original" Lou V. Rictor picks up the win here in his debut match for the cWo in a dominant fashion.

Hart: Well, he's got nowhere else to go but up now. He just beat El Rapper, and that counts, right?

Nelson: Absolutely, El Rapper is a world class athlete!

Hart: Just because he's from Spain, doesn't make him world class!

Nelson: He's still competition, Robbie. And speaking of competition, since the formation of a new cWo women’s division, things have definitely started to come together, even outside of the title picture. Isn’t that right, Robbie?

Hart: If you like sideshow acts and things like that, sure. To be quite honest with you, I have trouble remember the names of some of these girls without the help of a roster list with pictures.

Nelson: Sly as always, Robbie. But, we’ve really seen things heat up as of late between Lana Lexington and Mad Maddie.

Hart: Who?

Nelson: Check your little guide sheet, Robbie.

Hart: Ohh. Butterface Awesome and Smokey McGee!

Nelson: Shu-…nevermind. But, I believe Tiffany Tolberg is standing by right now backstage with Lana Lexington who has less than kind words for Mad Maddie.

Laying Down a Challenge

[Tiffany Tolberg stands in the hallways of the Energy Solutions arena with Lana Lexington in street clothes]

Tiffany Tolberg: Lana, 2 weeks ago, we finally saw you put an end to your slump by defeating DUI, yet last week you were conspicuously absent. Mad Maddie seems to be completely livid and not intimidated by you, what do you have to say for yourself?

Lana Lexington: Maddie likes to run her mouth, doesn’t she? She’s really quite a multi-tasker being able to smoke, drink, and be rude all at once. With a talented mouth like that, she must be a winner with the boys.

[Tiffany and Lana raise an eyebrow at each other as Lana smirks]

Lexington: She wants to run her mouth in front of my face, that’s one thing. She wants to run it when I’m not around, well that’s another thing. If she wants to run her mouth, I’M RIGHT HERE!

[Lana yells out the last line down the hallway. From around the corner appears Mad Maddie. She puts a cigarette out on the brick wall of the hallway area and yells back]

Maddie: You got something to say to me, princess?

Lexington: That’s why I got your attention, didn’t I? I know you like hanging around in corners!

[Maddie paces up to Lana. Tiffany steps aside as the two are face to face. Security starts to crowd around.]

Maddie: What are you doing here anyway? Come to beg your uncle for another title shot?

Lexington: I beg for nothing. But you are right, I did see Tony Awesome for something. I’m tired of you trying to run me down. You are the voice of everybody that’s spoken against me. And just like them, you can’t help but talk smack about me when I’m not around. So, why don’t we put the talking to an end and settle this how it should be settled?

Maddie: Someone’s finally stepping it up for a fight, huh?

Lexington: I was just waiting for the right time, sweetie. This Sunday at Roll the Dice, me and you. Ready to put your money where your mouth is?

Maddie: It’s about time. You got it, b***h!

[Maddie pushes Lana and Lana pushes back as security jumps in and pulls the two apart. Tifany Tolberg gets out the way as soon as possible. Maddie is screaming and clawing to get towards Lana as Lana looks ready to throw down right there]

Roll the Dice 09

 

One Weapon Is As Good As Another

[As Driven comes back from commercial break, The Tragically Hip's "Tiger The Lion" starts playing over the PA system with Gord Downie's voice crooning over the music.]

"This is Tiger The Lion"
"Give me the knuckles of Frisco"
"If there's danger in the language, Gentlemen"
"I suggest no further use of the two way radio"

[The song kicks in, and Chazz comes power walking out from the back to a good reaction from the fans.]

Nelson: I didn't think we were going to get to it this early, but hey! Here comes Chazz Mendel. Two weeks ago, we saw his father Reg beaten to within an inch of his life, with Nick Dangerous stepping on his throat to the point it rendered him unconcious. Let's take a look back at this disgusting act of violence by Nick Dangerous.

[A picture in picture look from Driven two weeks ago shows up on the screen showing Reg Mendel and Nick Dangerous standing off as the steel cage comes down around them.

Reg: ...What the hell is going on here?

Nelson: Someone get the cage up, this has to be some kind of mistake.

[Fans become upset as Nick Dangerous grabs Reg Mendel by the head with both hands and looks him deep in the eyes.]

Nelson: Hold on a minute!

[Nick then tosses him head first into the steel cage.]

Nelson: Why is this necessary!

[Nick stands over Reg, as Reg clutches his head with both arms. Nick then stands Reg up on his feet and places him in a standing guillotine choke.]

Nelson: Nick squeezing tight with a front face lock on a man who was only trying to help him!

Hart: Chazz Mendel warned him.

Nelson: That doesn't justify anything!

[Chazz Mendel comes down from the entrance way and makes a mad dash down the ramp as the fans support him in his arrival.]

Nelson: Chazz has to stop this!

[Chazz walks around to the cage to the door as he attempts to open it.]

Nelson: The cage door is still locked thanks to Chandler Dalmon and Jacob Baxter! Someone raise the damn cage!

[Chazz out of blind frustration shakes the cage back and forth violently trying to rip it open.]

Hart: Climb it for god's sake Chazz!

Nelson: Chazz's heart has to be racing a mile a minute!

[Nick keeps Reg locked in the front face lock as Chazz begins climbing the cage. Nick aggressively kicks the cage as he tries to climb it, knocking him down on his feet on the mat outside.]

Hart: Nick's not gonna let him in.

Nelson: Reg is in bad shape. Someone in the back has to raise that cage, a man's life could depend on it!

[Nick lets go of Reg Mendel, as Reg collapses to the floor.]

Nelson: Reg is gonna need medical attention, raise the cage already!

[Chazz circles around, trying to strategize a way in, when Nick prompts Chazz to take action by squeezing his foot against Reg's neck, Reg slowly places his right hand on Nick's foot but has no strength to try and push away. Nick shakes the cage with both hands while keeping his foot on Reg's neck. The cameras come back from the footage to Chazz Mendel walking purposefully to the ring.]

Nelson: ...That's tough to watch even now, Robbie. And it was because of that assault by Nick Dangerous that caused Reg Mendel to have to be taken from the arena by ambulance to the hospital.

Hart: I totally agree, Joel. But for as heinous as that was, I still stand by my word. Chazz told him that Nick was more than just Dangerous. And when you play with fire, you'll get burned.

[Chazz walks up the ring steps, and steps through the ropes.]

Nelson: Maybe so, but we do know that Reg Mendel is still recouperating in the hospital in Albequerque, and we wish him all the best. But tonight his son is on a mission.

[Chazz grabs the microphone from Donna Dixon, who quickly exits the ring while Tiger the Lion fades out.]

Hart: He is! But if he doesn't keep his composure, he'll be laid up next to dear old dad, courtesy of Nick Dangerous.

Mendel: Last week I heard one of the most ignorant, and arrogant things I've ever heard. Last week, Nick Dangerous said that it wasn't his fault for beating my father within an inch of his life. That nobody blames the gun when someone gets shot. Maybe they don't Nick, but I do! I told you that you would pay for what happened. And tonight, I aim to make good on my word!

[The crowd cheers.]

Mendel: We've got a ring, and a wrestler standing in it. What more do you need, Nick? Let's dance!

[The crowd cheers roar up once again in anticipation. But there's no response.]

Nelson: Well, where is he?

Hart: Give him a minute! He probably hasn't even laced his boots up yet!

Nelson: Nick Dangerous not wearing wrestling boots? That'll be the day. I heard he even sleeps in them!

[The crowd's cheers start to turn to boos as there's still no response from Nick Dangerous.]

Hart: What is this? Opposite day? I'm the one, who tells the jokes remember? You're the book smart, and otherwise geeky one. Remember that!

[The boos immediately intensify as "Sympathy for the Devil" starts playing. Heretic steps out onto the stage, microphone in hand. Chazz looks very annoyed at the sight of the leader of Omega.]

Nelson: Well, obviously this isn't Nick Dangerous. Chazz has to be angry at this point.

Heretic: Why the long face? What's wrong? Are you disappointed? As disappointed as Daddy was when he saw his son born?

Mendel: What the hell are you talking about? Where's Nick?

Heretic: Nick's visting an old friend.. yeah, an OLD FRIEND. So, that means I'm without my weapon tonight.. but don't worry, Chazz, don't you fret and frown, because YOU'LL be my weapon tonight!

Mendel: What? Cut the crap, Heretic. I want Nick Dangerous, and I want him now! I'm not going to jump through hoops like Johnny Serious, or Chris Michaels!

Heretic: [laughs] You think you understand! Everyone thinks they understand us, but they dont', and that's why you should be afraid, Chazz. Think back when when you were just a little Chazz, you were afraid of the dark, afraid of the monster taping on your window, the one under your bed, the strange noises in the dark. But you learned to understand the dark, learned it was just the noises of the house, the radiator, and you stop being afraid. Well, you don't yet understand Omega, nobody does, and you SHOULD be afraid. But it's not you who has a monster by your bedside today, Chazz...

[The cWotron comes to life and shows a brown door with the number "228" written on it. Chazz looks on in shock as the door opens, and the camera goes into the room. In the room, Reg Mendel is shown sleeping, with Nick Dangerous standing over him sneering.]

Heretic: It's Daddy! Pops looks vulnerable, Chazz, and if you don't do what I say, if you don't become my weapon, I'll just have to pull the trigger on ol' Reg!

[Chazz's face turns red as he kicks the bottom rope in obvious frustration.]

Mendel: Come on, Heretic! He's suffered enough!

Heretic: Here's what you're gonna do, Chazz, listen carefully, write this down! Tonight, you're going to elimate someone for me. Tonight, you're going to make it so this person is in no condition to travel to Vegas. Tonight, you're going to face Chris Michaels, and if you don't make him suffer, his suffering will be transferred to your father!

["Sympathy for the Devil" begins to play again as Heretic drops the microphone. He walks off, leaving Chazz frustrated and angry. The cameras cut back to Joel and Robbie.]

Nelson: As if things couldn't get any worse for Chazz Mendel. He came into Driven this week looking for revenge, and now he has Nick Dangerous at his father's bedside, and Heretic threatening more violence if he doesn't inflict it on Chris Michaels tonight. While that is a great match for our wrestling fans, I hate the circumstances at which it was put together. Omega is running amuck.

Hart: Like the old saying goes. You mess with the bull, you get the horns!

Nelson: Maybe so, but you have to believe that this threat is real. Nick Dangerous has no remorse for his actions, and looked very capable, and willing, to do it again. And of course we all know Heretic's bloody past. I feel terrible for Chazz Mendel right now.

Hart: You feel bad for Chazz? He's not the one with Nick Dangerous standing over him breathing heavy! Nobody deserves that!

Trolling for Dames

[Thaddeus Walker looks frantically around the hallway, coming across CB Fowler]

Thaddeus: CB, what in blazes is going on? Why haven't you found a dame to fight Natalie yet?

CB: It's tough apples here, TW. These dames, they ain't interested. They gave me the run around when I asked em!

Thaddeus: Dumb Doras!

CB: I don't think yer gonna find a dame for this one, TW.

Thaddues: Applesauce! We just need to give this one the bum's rush! Where's TJ?

CB: He's out lookin' for dames off the street!

Thaddeus: Now you're on the trolley! Now, I need to inspect that Natalie baked the 15 pies I expected.

CB: Alright, TW, we'll take care of it.

[Thaddeus walks off. When he's out of sight, CB flips out his cellphone and presses a button, causing a loud chrip.]

CB: Yo, where you at?

[The scene cuts to TJ Walker standing in the parking lot with his cell flipped open.]

TJ: In the parking lot, dogg. Man, none of these hoez wanna fight Nat.

CB: [chirp] Find somebody, bro. Otherwise we're losing cash.

[TJ looks over his shoulder and sees Bellatrix Drake approaching the building.]

TJ: I'll holla at you, I think I may have found somebody.

[The cameras cut back to the commentary table.]

Nelson: The plot keeps getting thicker and thicker so to speak for Natalie Mercer. They can't find an opponent for her!

Hart: I wouldn't be so sure, I think TJ Walker has everything under control.

Nelson: Well, we have another great match for you right now with Barrett Hawk going one on one with Travis Monroe!

 

Barrett Hawk VS. Travis Monroe

DING DING DING

Dixon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

[The lights quickly cut out as they return with a blue glow. As "Made Of Scars" begins the lights start to flash to the beat of the song. We see a bright white spotlight shine down on the center of the stage as Travis Monroe walks out. As he stands in the light he holds his arms out to his side with his palms facing up, Monroe looks straight up into the air as a pyro goes off behind him. He slowly lowers his arms and looks dead in front of him as he begins to walk to the ring.]

Nelson: Well here comes a man who's got a bit of a chip on his shoulder.

Hart: Sure does a lot of talkin' doesn't he? I thought going back to the carnival ages there was supposed to be a separation between church and wrestling?

Nelson: Uh, not so sure about that Robbie.

Hart: Well there should be! Keep your politics and religion to yourself!

Nelson: Well Travis Monroe isn't the first wrestler in the ranks of cWo with a religious background. Christian Roman ring any bells?

Hart: Well it was annoying then, and it's annoying now!

[Upon reaching the ring he rolls under the ropes slowly and gets to his feet once again looking up to the sky as a spotlight shines down on him. We then begin to hear his introduction.]

Dixon: Entering the ring first, hailing from Cleveland, Ohio, and weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds. Travis Moooonroooooe!

[Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man" hits the P.A. system. Once the song begins to pick up steam Barrett Hawk comes out from the entrance-way, sporting a cowboy hat, while he clutches the top corners of an American Flag to his wrists, keeping his hands to his shoulders, wrapping the flag around him as he walks down the aisle, taking a hand off his shoulder to wave at the fans as he makes it into the ring.]

Dixon: And his opponent, weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds, and hailing from Sulphur, Oklahoma. Barreeeeett Hawk!

Nelson: Travis Monroe facing a man who has quite a hard time catching any breaks in cWo in Barrett Hawk.

Hart: You gotta imagine Hawk has done something really horrible either in a past life, or he has some skeletons in his closet because karma has been a-

Nelson: Robbie!

Hart: Well it hasn't been easy on Hawk.

Nelson: Well he's been standing up to Mr. Rich on Giant Maxx's behalf on more than one occasion. I think Hawk's done more than enough to show us that it can't be karma.

[Once in the ring he stands on the second rope, and raises both arms in the air, dropping the American flag with both hands showing a gesture of love.]

Hart: Well fine, I won't make an excuse for him, he's just bad at his job!

Nelson: Many fans would disagree with that assessment.

Hart: The proof is in the pudding Joel! I can't even remember the last match he won.

Nelson: Well maybe tonight his luck will change.

Hart: Wanna put money down on it?

Nelson: No I'm not putting money on it.

Hart: Shows how confident you are!

Nelson: Ah save it for Vegas.

[Both men are settled in the ring when referee Hector Garcia calls for the bell.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: This match is underway, and right out of the shoot comes a collar and elbow tie up.

[Travis Monroe pulls Hawk into a headlock.]

Nelson: Headlock from Monroe.

[Monroe tightens the lock as much as he can, but Hawk is able to reach around Monroe's neck and pull him into a front face lock.]

Nelson: Hawk gets out with a hold of his own.

[Monroe hoists Hawk up in the air, which prompts Hawk to roll over Monroe with a pin attempt.]

Nelson: Sunset flip!

ONE

Nelson: Only one.

[Nelson rolls back to his feet, hooks Hawk's legs and lays over him with a reverse jacknife pin.]

Nelson: Quick movement by Monroe!

ONE

Nelson: Hawk with a bridge to kickout!

[Hawk bridges he and Monroe up to their feet.]

Nelson: What's Hawk got in mind?

[Monroe pulls out of a piledriver position and boots Hawk in the stomache.]

Nelson: Monroe breaks himself out.

[Monroe puts Hawk in a pile driver position instead.]

Nelson: Let the Revolution Begin!

Hart: What?

Nelson: Monroe going for his finishing maneuver.

Hart: What about a revolution?

[Hawk fights out of it, hitting a back body drop on Travis Monroe.]

Nelson: And Hawk saves himself.

Hart: What revolution ever started with a piledriver?

Nelson: Enough Robbie.

[Meanwhile Travis Monroe gets to his feet, but is met by Barrett Hawk with a scoop slam.]

Nelson: Monroe is quickly knocked off his feet with the scoop slam.

[Nursing his back, Monroe remains persistant by getting to his feet, when Hawk grabs him by the right arm and wrenches it.]

Nelson: Wrench of the arm, Hawk so far the aggressor.

[Monroe acts quick, rolling forward, easing the pressure on his arm, and nipping to his feet.]

Nelson: Fast paced action in the ring!

Hart: Ha!

[Monroe breaks out of the arm wrench with a slap to Hawk's face.]

Nelson: Not the most professional way out.

Hart: I thought that was great.

[Monroe moves quick with a hurricanranna that sends Hawk flipping with the small of his back connecting against the second turnbuckle.]

Nelson: Oh no!

Hart: How about that!

Nelson: That can't be good for Hawk.

[Monroe rolls Hawk over for a pin.]

ONE

Nelson: Still just a one.

Hart: Hawk's struggle with karma continues.

Nelson: You don't seem like a guy who believes in karma.

Hart: I didn't until I knew Hawk.

[Monroe then rolls Hawk over to his stomache and begins driving knees into his back.]

Nelson: I figure karma would catch up to you before it would Hawk.

Hart: I'm probably an angel compared to the things Hawk's done!

[Monroe stops with the knees, as he then rests both knees on top of Barrett's back.]

Hart: Like I said there's a lot we probably don't know about Barrett Hawk.

Nelson: Well that's all speculation Robbie as Monroe locks Barrett Hawk in a bow and arrow hold in the center of the ring.

Hart: Maybe this hold will start a revolution!

Nelson: Gee, you're awfully snippy tonight!

Hart: Hey I like Travis Monroe's work in the ring, just he needs to stop opening his mouth!

Nelson: His opinions can be considered controversial by some, but right now that bow and arrow lock is in tight. Barrett Hawk trying desperately to pry Monroe's grip off of him.

Hart: Tapping out's a good way out.

[Hawk shakes his arms trying to rally support behind him.]

Nelson: These men performing before an audience who are very behind Hawk. Is the crowd support gonna be enough motivation for the Simple Man?

[Hawk starts firing elbows back to the head of Monroe, several elbows in Monroe loosens his grip, and Hawk rolls backwards and to his feet.]

Nelson: Yes! Hawk's out!

[Hawk, looking weak, grabs Monroe's legs.]

Nelson: Hawk's vying for the Texas Cloverleaf I believe!

[Monroe sits up slightly, and brings Hawk back down to the mat with a small package.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Monroe almost took it home!

[Both men get up, Monroe quicker than Hawk, as he greets Hawk with a kick to the gut.]

Nelson: Monroe with an irish whip.

[Hawk reverses the whip.]

Nelson: Reversal!

[Off the ropes, Monroe strikes at Hawk with a spinning leg scissors, the audience "ooohs" as Monroe continues spinning and spinning.]

Hart: Monroe's got moves Joel!

[Hawk stops the momentum of the spin, grabbing Monroe's legs. Hawk then hoists Monroe up in a tombstone piledriver position, and drops down on his neck.]

Nelson: Whoa! What a reversal! Barrett Hawk with a Tombstone Piledriver!

[Hawk pins Monroe.]

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

["Simple Man" hits the PA system as the fans cheer for Hawk.]

Nelson: It's over! Hawk with a somewhat rare victory tonight!

Hart: That came out of nowhere

Nelson: Monroe had everything under control but perhaps to a fault. Got a little creative in the end, and that nipped him in the bud.

Hart: Now Barrett Hawk can go back to packing lunches for Special Ed.

Nelson: Enough, Robbie!

Care To Roll?

[Devon Dice is seen in a hallway sitting against the wall, he is shaking his hand as he rolls a pair of dice against the wall.]

Devon Dice: Another win for the house!

[A security guard sees Dice and approaches him, Dice picks up the Dice and stands up.]

Guard: Excuse me sir, we don't permit unsanctioned gambling, this isn't Las Vegas.

Dice: No worries, I'm not gambling, I'm proving my point. I've made every suckers bet there is to make, the kind of bets the HOUSE thrives off of! Proving my edge, Muru's edge, the cWo's edge, THE HOUSE ADVANTAGE! Omega's making a sucker's bet, in Las Vegas they will learn that the HOUSE ALWAYS WINS...care to roll?

[Dice hands the dice to the security guard as he walks down the hallway.]

Roll the Dice 09

They Don't Take Us Seriously.

[We now go backstage, to find J.J. Carter and Brother Shabazz in a locker room.]

Carter: So…

Shabazz: I want to go after them again.

Carter: You mean Dalmon and Baxter?

Shabazz: Yeah. We got them before, we can get them again. We beat the supposedly unbeatable Omega. I had Dalmon down, one two three.

Carter: Except Dalmon's hand was on the rope at two and seven-eights.

Shabazz: Next time though, next time he won’t be so lucky. No hand on the ropes, just Brother Shabazz shocking the world with the impossible victory. Baxter can’t save him again, and you always got my back. We had them man. Grrrr, I need a rematch.

Carter: Do you think anyone in this company is going to let us get near those guys again? Yes, we were close. But we did lose. Everyone else in cWo wants a crack at those guys too. Besides, nobody is going to believe that we can beat Dalmon and Baxter after already falling to them once. What makes anyone believe we can take Phillips, Dangerous, or Heretic?

Shabazz: Oh ye of little faith Carter.

Carter: I’m just trying to be real here. We lost, we got to wait our turn.

Shabazz: No. I’ll go talk to Tony Awesome and try and get a rematch. We can get this done, so let’s do this.

Carter: People walked by me earlier tonight and just laughed. Let me burst your little shell of optimism here, but to the rest of this company… we walked out of line two weeks ago going after Omega and got put in our places last week.

Shabazz: Bulls**t man, that’s bulls**t. They don’t take us seriously, that’s why. They can’t see two black men taking on and defeating the world. We know what we are capable of, it’s time to show these crackers what’s real.

Carter: And that’s why Sean Pason defeated Mendel and Nick Dangerous. No. This isn’t just some race card thing anymore. We just didn’t train and prepare enough. We need to go back to work, get back to the top of our game, then prove to everyone that we are worthy of taking on Omega again. Do you understand this?

Shabazz: Come on Carter, we can do it now.

Carter: Ugh.

Some SERIOUS Optimism

[Johnny Serious is standing backstage. He has his "I AM SERIOUSLY cWo" tee shirt on. Beside him is Tiffany Tolberg.]

Tiffany: Johnny, last week you laid a challenge to Andrew Phillips for this Sunday at the Pay Per View. Many in the cWo and around the world want to know why?

Johnny Serious: It's simple Tiffany! There is a war going on here in the cWo. This thing started months ago when Heretic defeated Phillips for the World Title. The dark ages began. During this time Tiff, I have seen some good people fall from grace due to the actions of Heretic! People like Josh Cantrell became a victim of the same man he swore to destroy. And now, with the re-birth of Omega, I am watching the same thing happen to Andrew Phillips. Deep down, I know he is a good man Tiff. People like Baxter, Ched, Dangerous, they were always scumbags. But Phillips is a misguided individual who I know deep down is not someone who believes in the garbage that is OMEGA!

Tiffany Tolberg: So, why challenge him to a match?

Johnny Serious: Because I need to know for myself Tiffany. I need to know that CBK is what he says he is. I payed close attention to that match Phillips had with Devon Dice last week. Phillips ,for one moment, was the same guy that I saw beat Chazz Mendel last year. I saw those desires in him for that brief moment and I feel, I know, that I can bring that old Phillips out in our match at the Pay Per View.

Tiffany Tolberg: Are You SERIOUS?

Johnny Serious: Very Serious Tiffany!

Tiffany: And what if you're wrong?

Johnny Serious: We shall find out Tiffany! But if I'm right, then maybe, just maybe, cWo can finally have the pendulum swing in our direction. And If I'm wrong, then so be it. At least then I know for sure. At least then we know who we are dealing with. All five of them. This match, though for no titles, no contendership, no stipulation, will be a SERIOUS match in determining exactly where cWo stands next Monday Morning! So Phillips, this sunday night, do me a favor, and LET's.....GET.........SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

 

Natalie Mercer's First Women's Grappling League Match

["The Maple Leaf Rag" plays as Thaddeus Walker comes to the ring, dressed in a tuxedo.]

Hart: Hey, Thaddeus is dressed to the nines!

Nelson: This can only mean one thing, he's ready to re-debut Natalie Mercer!

[Thaddeus climbs into the ring and a microphone is lowered down from the ceiling to him.]

Thaddeus: Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages. Tonight, Thaddeus Walker presents a truly remarkable feat! For the first time in the history of our sport, an exclusive to this territory, two WOMEN will step into the ring and do battle!

Hart: What an innovator!

Nelson: We've had a women's division here for a quite a while, and a good one at that!

Thaddeus: I ask, ladies and gentlemen, that even if you undoubtedly find the performance inferior to a man's, remember that this is indeed the weaker sex, and greet them with applause, as a woman's delicate brain cannot process a Bronx cheer!

Nelson: Oh gimmie a break!

Hart: He's just looking out for his competitors!

Thaddeus: Our first competitor, trained by the legendary Thaddeus Walker School of Grappling, Fisticuffs and Manners, here is, in her first ever grappling encounter, Miss Natalie Mercer!

["The Maple Leaf" rag plays again as CB Fowler and TJ Walker escort Natalie to the ring. She's dressed in a baggy robe that completely covers her. The crowd's reaction is mixed as she climbs up the stairs and through the ropes. CB and TJ help her remove her robe, revealing a baggy sweatsuit that gives her absolutely no body shape.]

Hart: Oh come on, Thaddeus!

Nelson: You're surprised?

Thaddeus: And now, her opponent...

["Maeve's March" by Cruachan begins to play, causing the crowd to boo.]

Nelson: Oh wait a minute..

Hart: Oh no, isn't that?

[The crowd boos as a hooded Bellatrix Drake slowly steps into the aisle and strides to the ring, completely focused. She climbs into the ring and takes off her hooded robe, revealing ring attire that resembles celtic battle armor. She kneels and prays to the old Gods before jumping into the air and landing on her feet.]

Nelson: This is possibly the worst possible situation Natalie Mercer could have found herself in!

[Natalie looks terrified as Thaddeus looks over to TJ, shocked.]

Thaddeus: Who's this chap?

[TJ throws up his hands, saying it was the best he could do.]

Nelson: I don't think Thaddeus Walker knows quite what to make of this woman..

Hart: Does anyone?

[Thaddeus, CB and TJ confer, then they exit the ring, leaving Bellatrix and Natalie alone.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: This one's underway. Natalie Mercer looks terrified, Robbie!

Hart: I don't blame her.

[Bellatrix looks down at Natalie, then laughs and motions for her to hit her. Natalie hesitates, then gives Bellatrix a weak punch to the gut. Bellatrix jokingly backs up from it, then Natalie gives her a weak kick, followed by a weak punch.]

Hart: Look at the great offense from Natalie Mercer! Thaddeus has done a terrific job!

Nelson: Bellatrix Drake is just toying with Mercer here, Robbie. She's not feeling those at all.

[Natalie bounces off the ropes, then stops her momentum and kicks, botching the move.]

Nelson: Um...

Hart: She's still learning!

[Natalie gives Bellatrix a chop to the chest, then another, then another, she jumps and connects with an overhand chop to the head of Bellatrix that legitimately staggers the larger opponent.]

Nelson: I don't know if that was skill or dumb luck!

Hart: She's got Trixy on the ropes, right where she wants her!

[Thaddeus bangs on the mat and starts to bark orders.]

Thaddeus: The Negro Flip! Now!

[Natalie jumps up onto Bellatrix, putting both feet on her chest, she then executes a simple monkey flip. Thaddeus raises his arms and claps as if she has done the greatest move ever.]

Hart: What a move!

Nelson: Not only was that incredibly racist, it was incredibly weak, as Drake is right back to her feet!

[Bellatrix charges and crushes Natalie with a huge clothesline!]

Nelson: Oh, did you hear the impact of that one?

Hart: OK, so maybe the you know what flip wasn't as great as Thaddeus thought. I'll concede that.

[Bellatrix pulls Natalie to her feet, then lifts her into a two handed choke, then slams her hard into the mat.]

Nelson: It's taken two moves from Bellatrix to turn this one into total domination.

[Bellatrix pulls Natalie to her feet, then points a finger to the sky. She puts Natalie between her legs, then lifts her up and slams her down with the Virgin Sacrifice!]

Nelson: That has to do it!

[Bellatrix puts one foot on Natalie and the referee counts.]

ONE...

TWO...

THREE!

DING DING DING

[The referee goes to raise Bellatrix's arm, but she refuses it. Instead, she pulls Natalie back up between her legs and sets her up for the Virgin Sacrifice yet again.]

Nelson: Looks like she's not done!

Hart: Poor Natalie!

[As Bellatrix drives Natalie down again, Thaddeus Walker, TJ and CB run into the ring. Thaddeus immediately begins to yell at Bellatrix. Bellatrix ignores him, grabbing Natalie's hair and beginning to pull her back up when suddenly Thaddeus reaches out and slaps Bellatrix's cheek.]

Hart: Tell her, Thaddeus!

Nelson: That probably wasn't a good idea.

[Bellatrix turns and reaches out to grab Thaddeus, who throws TJ in front of him. Bellatrix grabs TJ with both hands around his neck and backs him into the corner.]

Hart: Good work, TJ! Take one for the team!

Nelson: TJ Walker might be in a world of hurt hear as his Dad and CB Fowler quickly get Natalie Mercer out of the ring.

[Suddenly the crowd pops, and before Bellatrix Drake can turn her attention to the outside, Jen Diamond flies into the ring and immediately is all over Bellatrix with punches. Bellatrix lets go of TJ, who slides out of the ring.]

Nelson: The women's champion is here, and she's taking it to Bellatrix Drake!

[Bellatrix runs towards Diamond, who ducks the clothesline, then bounces off the ropes and takes Bellatrix down with a flying forearm smash! Jen sits on Bellatrix's chest and begins to pound away at her face with punches. The referee tries to separate them, but Jen pushes him away and continues to pound on Bellatrix!]

Nelson: Jen Diamond doesn't want to wait until Sunday, and she's just unloading here!

Hart: She's trying to show last week was a fluke!

[A group of referees run down the aisle and slide into the ring, pulling Diamond off of Bellatrix. Referees hold the two apart as Jen motions for them to let Bellatrix go, and Bellatrix just looks silently at the women's champion.]

Nelson: You know there's going to be no love lost as these two collide at Roll the Dice!

Good Help Is Hard To Find

[Mr.Rich and Evette are walking backstage, Mr. Rich in his business suit and Evette wearing a White Fur coat and a luxurious sparkling blue dress. ]

Evette: This is never going to work.

Mr. Rich: Sure it will honey, trust me.

[The two walk up to Giant Maxx.]

Mr.Rich: Hey Forest!

Giant Maxx: Hey Thar, Mister Rich! But my name is not Forest. It's Maxx

[Evette rolls hre eyes.]

Mr. Rich: You know how you want to be my intern and I always tell you no. Well, what if I told you that you can be my intern provided that you passed a few tests.

Giant Maxx: Tests? Ah ain't no good at tests!

Evette: [In a seductive voice] Now Maxxie, don't you want to be our friends.

Giant Maxx: Well I sure do Miss Evette but ah was never no good at school you see.

Mr. Rich: Don't you worry little buddy. You no need to take written tests.

[Mr. Rich looks at Evette]

Mr. Rich: Great, I'm starting to talk like I AM SAM over here.

[Evette chuckles as Mr. Rich looks at Maxx.]

Mr. Rich: There will be no written tests Maxx. You just have to prove yourself to me that you can get the job done.

Giant Maxx: Oh boy! What can ah help ya out with.

Mr. Rich: I need your help in our mixed tag match. See, this guy Sean Pason and his tag team partner Chastity are villians. They have sworn to wreck havoc on Miss Evette and myself. And I need someone like you to help out with these villians.

Giant Maxx: Ah could do that. Ah could protect yer lil lady and yerself from those bad people. And then when ah do, ah can be yer intern!

Mr. Rich: Um....most likely, yeah.

Giant Maxx: That's awesome!

[Mr. Rich and Evette walk away as a grinning happy Giant Maxx stands there.]

Giant Maxx: Ah new he liked me!

[Back to action.]

Nelson: That Mr. Rich has sunk to even lower levels then I could ever imagine!

Hart: Hey, you use what you got. Giant Maxx wants to help Mr. Rich, I see no problem with he and Evette getting a helping hand.

Nelson: I still don't like it, Robbie. [Pauses] I'm being told that we're going backstage to Jason Duran who's standing by with one half of Mr. Rich and Evette's opponents tonight, Chastity McGavin! Take it away, Jason.

I Accept!

[Jason Duran stands backstage with Chastity McGavin. There seems to be no emotion on her face.]

Duran: Chastity McGavin, last week Evette challenged you to a number one contender’s match at Roll the Dice with the winner facing the Woman’s champion at Cyberslam. We have not heard your answer. What do you have to say?

McGavin: I accept!

[Duran waits for her to say more but it doesn’t come. Before Chastity walks off, Jen Diamond walks into frame. She holds up her title in front of Chastity.]

Diamond: Cyberslam is the biggest show of the year, that means the woman’s title match needs to be a classic. I know that I am going to take care of Bellatrix this Sunday, but I need to know that you are going to do your part. I don’t want to defend against someone like Evette. She doesn’t deserve that slot. Don’t let me, yourself or this [she points to her title] down.

Roll the Dice 09

 

Sean Pason and Chastity McGavin vs. Mr. Rich and Evette

Nelson: Alright folks, welcome back to Driven! We've still got a lot of wrestling action for you tonight, and this next one will not disappoint. We've got the United States Champion, Sean Pason, teaming with Chastity McGavin, against Mr. Rich and his lovely wife, and former cWo Women's Champion, Evette.

Hart: Mr. Rich and Evette will take those low class losers to the cleaners!

Nelson: I beg to differ, Robbie. Sean Pason is the current United States Champion! And Chastity McGavin has been dominant in the women's division since her arrival in cWo.

Hart: Maybe so, but she couldn't quite get it done, could she? Chastity McGavin couldn't beat Evette on her worst day.

Nelson: I can't agree with that at all. But I believe tonight's match will be a statement match for Chastity McGavin. She and Evette have their match at Roll the Dice, and the winner will face the Women's Champion, whomever that may be after Roll The Dice, at Cyberslam. But let's go down to Donna Dixon for the offical ring introductions.

Dixon: Ladies and Gentleman, the following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...

[Pink Floyd's "Money" hits the arena as Mr Rich makes his way out towards the ring with Evette in tow.]

Dixon: ... hailing from New York City, Mr. Rich and Evette!

[They stop on the aisle, with Mr. Rich waving his money around as a dollar sign lights up. He continues to the ring, flashing his money in the fans face and then taking it away while Evette just laughs along him. He slowly enters the ring and stands in the center as canons from all four ring posts shoot out fake money with Mr Rich's face on it.]

Nelson: Mr Rich and Evette in the ring now, and they're looking as pompous and cocky as ever. They're the perfect example of how money corrupts everybody.

Hart: Oh spare me your hippie college nonsense! Money is AWESOME. Just because you have none, doesn't give you the right to hate on people who have a lot of it!

[The baseline of Hole's rendition of "Golddust Woman" hits and the fans begin to cheer. When the first gong is heard in the song, Chastity stomps from the curtains. Without stopping, she walks down the rampway not paying attention to those around her. She just focuses in on the ring.]

Dixon: And their opponents, making her way to the ring first, hailing from Portland, Oregon! Chastity McGAVIN!!!

[McGavin stops before getting into the ring, waiting for Sean Pason.]

Nelson: Wise move to wait for Sean Pason. You never want to go into a match without your partner by your side.

Hart: Yeah, or in Mike Logan's case, both of his! zing!

Nelson: You can't zing your own lame joke, Robbie...

[The lights begin to dim as the intro to “Calm Like a Bomb” begins playing in the background. Then suddenly lights begin to flicker off and on as Sean Pason slowly walks out of the entrance ramp. Sean wearing a hooded sweatshirt stops and moves his head to the beat of the song, then continues towards the ring. Pason slaps a couple of the fans hands that are trying to reach out to him. Sean slowly enters the ring, followed by Chastity, as his entrance song ends. He and McGavin enter the ring. Both teams talk a bit of strategy as the bell rings. Both Sean Pason and Mr. Rich start things off.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: Pason and Mr. Rich lock up with Pason taking control and slamming his knees into his opponents cranium. He throws Rich back down onto the mat. On the ground, Pason performs knee strikes into his ribs. The U.S champions pulls Mr. Rich back up only to hit a belly over head suplex.

Hart: This is a very villainous attack by Sean Pason. I hope Giant Max does something about it.

Nelson: Pason makes the tag to Chastity who runs in and hits Mr. Rich with a standing STO. Chastity grabs Rich and sends him to the turnbuckle and hits a shoulder block on him. Now Chastity charges into Mr. Rich’s corner and shoves Evette off it. When she turns around, Mr. Rich lays her our with a spinning neckbreaker. He mounts her and throws punches into her cranium.

[Mr. Rich bounces off the ropes and hits a knees drop onto her chest. Outside Evette screams for him to make the tag which he does.]

Hart: And here comes the woman who is going to go onto Cyberslam to challenge for the woman’s title.

Nelson: She needs to get through Chastity first.

Hart: That is what she is doing right now.

Nelson: Yeah, after Mr. Rich warmed her up for her. Evette with a dropkick to a kneeling Chastity McGavin. Evette holds her up by the hair so she can lay her out with a roundhouse kick.

Hart: And you are telling me she doesn’t stand a chance against Chastity on Sunday.

Nelson: I didn’t say she didn’t stand a chance, just that Chastity is the more natural athlete. Evette has a chance of winning if she cheats. And knowing her, she probably will. Evette pulls her up and looks to hit a belly to belly but Chastity refuses to budge. Evette tries again, but again Chastity blocks it. On the third try, Chastity pulls Evette up and hits a brainbuster! Brutal!

Hart: She is going to need another facelift! Poor Evette.

Nelson: Chastity with the pin!

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Mr. Rich breaks the pinfall. That could have been it for Evette! Pason in with a clothesline to Mr. Rich. Chastity picks up Evette again and sets her up for a powerbomb. BUT Evette reverses it into a DDT!

[Right after her and Chastity hit the mat, Evette rushes to her corner to tag in the still recovering Mr. Rich. Mr. Rich runs in and kicks a Chastity who is on all fours in the ribs.]

Nelson: Stiff shot to Chastity’s ribs from Mr. Rich!

Hart: He’s money.

Nelson: Don’t ever use that phrase ever again. He picks her up and sends her to the corner where he follows up with a running elbow strike. With Chastity in the corner Mr. Rich takes to the turnbuckle and slams punches into her forehead.

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

[Suddenly, Chastity lifts him up and performs a short range powerbomb that she would only be able to perform because of the positioning on the turnbuckle.]

Nelson: Chastity hooks the leg!

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Mr. Rich with the kick out. Chastity tags in Pason, who begins to hit strikes to Mr. Rich’s forehead followed by a release german suplex. He pulls up Mr. Rich again, but Evette hits him with a low blow from behind. Chastity gives chase from her corner.

[As Chastity and Evette slide out of the ring, fighting, Mr. Rich irish whips Pason off the ropes and lands a side Russian leg sweep on him. As Chastity assaults Evette, Max grabs her from behind as Evette yells at him to hold her still. As a gullibly happy Giant Max holds her, Evette slaps her over and over again.]

Nelson: What is Max doing? I hate seeing this poor guy get taken advantage of.

Hart: He is doing God’s work Joel!

Nelson: Sure he is! Mr. Rich looks for an atomic drop but Pason blocks it and irish whips him. Mr. Rich is off the ropes and Pason goes for a clothesline. Mr. Rich ducks and Pason takes out Aaron Blake.

[On the Outside, Chastity struggles out of Max’s grip and she back elbows him. Chastity then attacks Evette and performs a cutthroat neckbreaker.]

Nelson: Chaos going on outside while, while inside the ring Mr. Rich goes for the Dow Jones but Pason blocks and performs a double arm DDT! Pason looks like he is going for the pin but he remembers that there is no one to officiate at this moment.

Hart: And look who is here, Joel!

[From behind, Mike Logan slides into the ring and hits a fisherman suplex on Sean Pason.]

Nelson: Great! This guy just needs to leave Sean Pason alone.

Hart: Who said he was here for the U.S champion! He could be here to reconcile with Chastity!

Nelson: Speak of the devil!

[Logan turns around to get hit by a few stiff shots from Chastity followed by a cutthroat neckbreaker. With everyone in the ring still down, Chastity pulls Logan up and tries to get him on her shoulders in preparation for the V-20.]

Nelson: Can she do it this time? Can she hit the V-20 on Mike Logan?

[She gets him all the way up but suddenly falls to her knees. Logan falls on his feet and shoves her forward right as Evette slides into the ring and slams her purse into the face Chastity. Chastity falls down, out cold.]

Nelson: Once again, Evette knocks out Chastity with her…

Hart: Sheer force!

Nelson: I mean her LOADED purse. There is something in there! Pason back up and Evette makes sure to flee immediately. Pason with a roundhouse kick to the forehead of Mike Logan.

[Evette hands Giant Max the purse and starts yelling at him.]

Evette: Go help him you idiot!

Nelson: Mr. Rich attacks Pason with an attempted leg lariat that he ducks. Pason back off the ropes.

[Max enters the ring with the purse and slings at Pason who ducks it. The impact of the purse hits Mr. Rich instead. Pason hits Max with a backbreaker then goes to pin Mr. Rich right as Aaron Blake gets back up.]

Hart: That idiot ruined Mr. Rich’s chances!

Nelson: I think he had what has been coming to him after all the run ins and interference.

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING.

Dixon: Here is your winner…

[Before Dixon can finish Mike Logan attacks Pason and the two start trading blows.]

Hart: That was a cluster if I have ever seen one.

Nelson: It wouldn’t have had to been if it weren’t for Mr. Rich’s entourage. As Pason and Logan fight into the crowd we can only survey the onslaught.

[With Chastity and Mr. Rich knocked out in the ring, Evette yells at Giant Max as commercials start.]

Roll the Dice 09
Chazz Mendel vs. Chris Michaels

Mic Benson: The following contest is our maaaaain event and is scheduled for one fall!

[“Superstar” by Saliva hits the PA as the crowd cheers the arrival of a somber World Champion Chris Michaels.]

Benson: First, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, and hailing from Roanoke, Virginia, he is the cWo World Heavyweight champion, Chris Miiiiichaaaaaels!

Nelson: There's definitely an uneasy feeling about our main event tonight.

Hart: There's been an uneasy feeling in cWo for almost a month now.

Nelson: Omega's certainly done a number on the hearts and minds of cWo staff and its roster.

Hart: This is becoming just another day in the office!

[Michaels enters the ring, he takes a corner as his music starts to fade. Suddenly "Demoniality" by Arch Enemy hits the PA system.]

Nelson: What's this?

Hart: He's here?

Nelson: This is the music of Nick Dangerous..but...

[Suddenly a reluctant Chazz Mendel comes out from the entrance way, with a laughing Heretic behind him.]

Nelson: Oh. I get it. Chazz is taking the role of Heretic's Weapon tonight.

Benson: And his opponent, weighing in at two hundred and twelve pounds, and hailing from Vancouver, British Columbia, Chazz Meeeeendeeeeel!

Hart: Not a great night for Chazz Mendel. What's gotta be going through his mind right now?

Nelson: You know he wants to wipe that smile off Heretic's face.

Hart: How low is he gonna have to go tonight to make sure Reg is safe?

Nelson: Only God and Heretic know the answer to that.

Hart: Is Chazz even willing to stoop that low?

Nelson: Well he used to call himself the Villain of the Year..but his lowest low makes him look like a saint compared to what we've seen from Heretic.

[Chazz Mendel gets in the ring, as Michaels looks on with sympathy. He puts his World Title aside as he prepares for the match, while Heretic inaudibly hands advice to Mendel from outside the ring.]

Nelson: Any other night folks this match would be considered a dream match, but not under these circumstances.

Hart: No sir, I'm not expecting a mat classic tonight.

Nelson: There's no telling what to expect.

[Michaels has his fill of watching Chazz Mendel take a verbal lashing from Heretic, as he approaches Chazz Mendel andputs his hand on Chazz's shoulder to turn him around, but Chazz quickly turns around with a forearm to the head that knocks Chris Michaels down.]

Nelson: And there it is.

DING DING DING

Nelson: Johnny Williams calls for the bell. And that shot sets the pace for what we can expect tonight.

[Michaels tries to get to his feet, but Chazz Mendel lays boots to the body and head of Michaels.]

Nelson: Chazz Mendel showing an aggression we haven't seen from him before. The face tells the story of someone who has no choice but to be ruthless.

[Chazz Mendel lays his knee down on the neck of Chris Michaels, who looks on at Chazz almost with a fear of what Chazz is capable of in his current state. Michaels sticks his palm into Chazz's face and shoves him away.]

Nelson: Michaels just needs to slow this down somehow.

[Michaels tries getting up in time to defend himself, but Chazz sends a kick to the shoulder of Michaels.]

Nelson: Ooooh.

Hart: I don't think he can slow this down Joel.

[Chazz hits another forearm, backing Michaels against the turnbuckle. Following after, Chazz grips the ropes at both sides of Michaels, and hoists himself up, pressing both feet against the chest of Michaels.]

Nelson: Unique kangaroo like kicks from Chazz Mendel.

Hart: He's pounding on Michaels' chest like a wrecking ball.

[Michaels weakens as he falls down, seated against the first turnbuckle.]

Nelson: Chazz's body and mind are just going against his heart right now. It's as if Heretic is living vicariously through him.

[Chazz walks around the ring until he meets the corner opposite Michaels, and then charges after him, connecting both knees into the chest of the HotShot.]

Hart: Ooooh. Yeah I don't know Joel.

[Chazz takes a moment to take the moment in, looking down in disgust at Heretic as Heretic just returns a smile.]

Hart: I used to be in the minority when it came to rooting for Chazz Mendel.

[Chazz gets back to work as he slowly picks up Chris Michaels.]

Hart: He wasn't the most popular guy on the roster, but he did things his way.

[Chazz hoists Michaels up and takes him down with a press slam.]

Hart: I can't say it's a lot of fun watching him do something like this against his will.

[Chazz then leaps up and slips his legs over the top rope, performing a slingshot moonsault, but Michaels gets his knees up into Mendel's ribs.]

Nelson: There we go! Chris Michaels' first offensive move in the match!

[Mendel gets up clutching his midsection, as Michaels wills himself to his feet, Chazz slowly approaches him, but Michaels starts a desperate dash, running past Chazz and to the opposite ropes.]

Nelson: Chazz Mendel misses a clothesline!

[Michaels hits the opposite ropes, but runs into Chazz Mendel's foot as Chazz strikes.]

Nelson: Spinning wheel kick from Chazz Mendel.

Hart: Who do you even root for Joel? I mean on one hand Chris Michaels might not be in a condition to keep the World Championship from Heretic's waist this Sunday, but on the other hand who knows what Nick Dangerous will do to a defenseless Reg Mendel.

Nelson: It's a double edged sword. There's no one over the other, it feels like either way someone's getting seriously injured tonight.

[Chazz looks to Heretic again, who clenches his hands together, gesturing something to Chazz. Chazz shakes his head in disgust with Heretic, as he nudges Michaels over to his stomache, and sits down next to him, applying Nick Dangerous' Dangerous Armbar.]

Nelson: Oh you gotta be kidding me.

Hart: He's using the Dangerous Armbar!

Nelson: This has to be torture on Chazz Mendel's psyche.

Hart: You're telling me, he's forcing Chazz to become the man he hates the most!

[The pain strikes a chord in Michaels, who desperately crawls to the ropes.]

Nelson: Michaels has the ropes.

[Johnny Williams starts a five count, Mendel clutches onto Michaels for a full four seconds before releasing the hold. Mendel rises to his feet while Michaels holds his hand to his arm.]

Hart: No I don't like this at all Joel.

Nelson: Neither do I. We were right to be weary of this match all together.

[Chazz Mendel then runs against the ropes opposite of Michaels.]

Nelson: Look out! Look out! No!

[Chazz baseball slides him in the back, sending him out to the floor outside.]

Nelson: Chazz Mendel, with just a brutal attack sending Michaels in no man's land.

[The fans boo as Chazz Mendel stands in the ring, as Heretic grabs his attention again, giving him further advice. The boos intensify when Chandler Dalmon, Jacob Baxter and Andrew Phillips..]

Nelson: And here comes the cavalry. Of course.

[The members of Omega stand on the stage area, watching over the match, as Johnny Williams struggles to keep Chazz from exitting the ring. The two exchange words as Heretic slowly paces towards a recovering Michaels.]

Nelson: Johnny Williams better turn around!

[Fans become restless as Heretic approaches, Michaels however gets to his feet and sees Heretic. He dares Heretic to make a move as he walks towards him.]

Nelson: Michaels showing no fear!

[Mendel panics as he pushes Williams aside and steps onto the apron, charging after Michaels with a senton splash from the apron.]

Nelson: And Chazz Mendel from behind with the senton!

Hart: Michaels is in a bad way.

Nelson: With Omega watching over, and Chazz Mendel not himself right now, the odds aren't in his favor.

[Chazz rolls Michaels into the ring, and follows after. He approaches Michaels before being cut short by the sound of Heretic shouting "WAIT!" Mendel stops, as Heretic excitedly looks under the apron.]

Nelson: Heretic once again pulling the strings.

Hart: I think he's about to "pull the trigger."

Nelson: He's up to no good. This could be our World Champion after this Sunday folks. Despicable.

[Heretic rises from under the ring, presenting to Mendel a screw driver. He cheerily rolls it into the ring, stopping by Mendel's feet. Mendel looks at it, looking conflicted.]

Nelson: It's that damn screwdriver!

Hart: It looks like it's time for Chazz to show how low he can go tonight. World Champion, or his Father?

Nelson: This is a sick game Heretic's playing.

[Chazz Mendel kicks it away, as Heretic becomes frustrated, he picks up the screwdriver and climbs the apron, and holds the screwdriver over the top rope to hand it to Mendel, while Johnny Williams implores Heretic to step down.]

Hart: I think Chazz Mendel's sold enough of his soul, hanging out with Heretic for a whole night's torture enough for a man.

[Heretic becomes relentless, shouting "YOUR FATHER! YOUR FATHER!" Chazz grits his teeth as he takes the screwdriver from Heretic.]

Nelson: Oh no...Oh no..oh WAIT!

[As Chazz turns around, he's met by a superkick from Chris Michaels.]

Nelson: Superkick! Out of nowhere!

[Chazz collapses to the mat, when Omega come rushing down the entrance way. Michaels falls on Mendel.]

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Hart: This is bad Joel!

[Heretic then delivers a kick to the head of Michaels, that sends him falling off of Mendel, as Williams calls for the bell.]

Nelson: Come on!

DING DING DING

[Omega all enter the ring and stomp away at Michaels, when almost immediately after the bell is called, Johnny Serious, Muru and Devon Dice come rushing through the back.]

Hart: Now we're talkin'!

[The three make their way out as Omega brace themselves, as they slide under the bottom rope, Dice begins brawling with Baxter, Muru with Dalmon, and Serious with Phillips, as Heretic sits Michaels up, and jabs the screwdriver in Michaels forehead, busting him open.]

Hart: This is chaotic!

Nelson: Someone get that screwdriver away from Heretic!

[Heretic rolls out of the ring, hiding beneath the apron while Omega fends off the three fan favorites. All members of Omega exit the ring, as Muru, Dice and Serious follow after, taking the brawl to the outside of the ring.]

Nelson: The madness is spilling out at ringside!

[Heretic emerges from the apron again, with a steel chair, entering the ring, as Mendel slowly recovers. Heretic crouches down, looking on at Mendel, then pointing to the big screen, which shows Nick Dangerous, standing ominously before Reg Mendel, watching the program, watching Mendel's performance. Mendel glances at the screen, then at Heretic, who offers the chair to Mendel.]

Hart: This has gotta be Mendel's last chance...

[Michaels slowly recovers, as Chazz stands with the chair in hand, debating internally whether or not to strike.]

Nelson: This is despicable! Just vile, how can someone put a person through this?

Hart: It's Heretic, he's capable of anything.

[The chaos outside slows down as all wrestlers on the outside take notice to the scene in the ring.]

Nelson: This is surreal, everything has just stopped.

Hart: Everyone wants to know what choice Chazz Mendel's gonna make!

[Suddenly on the screen we see Nick Dangerous get jumped by the man who's been referenced as his brother. His Brother climbs on his back and delivers forearms to the head.]

Hart: What the hell!

Nelson: It's the brother of Nick Dangerous! The man who's been buying front row tickets to the last month of shows!

Hart: Talk about right place at the right time!

[Nick swings around with his brother on his back, knocking into the cameraman, and knocking the camera down, fading the footage to static.]

Hart: What's going on!

[With the feed gone, and Reg presumably safe, Chazz Mendel swings the chair at the head of Heretic, knocking him flat out.]

Nelson: YES! Chazz Mendel just nailed that cold hearted bastard in between the eyes!

Hart: Was that a good idea?

Nelson: It's the best available right now!

[The fans cheer at fever pitch as Chazz slams the chair down to the mat, the action prompts the rest of Heretic to run away through the audience. Serious, Dice and Muru immediately tend to Chris Michaels, as Chazz Mendel makes his exit hastily.]

Nelson: Well god knows what's happening in that hospital in Albuquerque folks, if Reg is safe, can we consider this a win for cWo?

Hart: Wait for Sunday Joel. cWo can't win if the title ends up around Heretic's waist.

Nelson: Please tune in folks, and fight the good fight with cWo, Heretic's down tonight, but he's not out. Hopefully Sunday is the last we see of Omega.

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