[The cWo logo appears on the screen and then spins out of control. It spins right into the camera and the scene suddenly turns into the inside of a car. An uknown figure with a helmet opens the door and sits down. The Driver pulls out a set of keys and slowly brings it to the ignition. The keys slam into the ignition. The minute it turns, the beginning guitar riff of Danko Jones “Code of the Road” plays and silver logo that says “Driven” flashes across the screen. As the song picks up, the hand grabs the stick and changes the gears from “Park” to “Drive” and a shot of Sean Pason holding the U.S title is seen on the rearview.]

I live by the code of the road

[First person shots of speeding down a highway is seen as a faded picture of Muru delivering the Muru splash is shown.]

Every single night of my life

[The rearview of the car features Evette dropkicking a chair into the face of Jen Diamond.]

Nobody knows a single place I go

[In the middle of the road stands Devon Dice as the car goes speeding towards him.]

City by city, night after night

[Behind Dice, shots of him sitting down on his throne is shown.]

Been a long time on this lonely road yeah

[The spedometer goes up to 80 as Mike Logan is seen in the reflection gyrating then making out with Mary-Joe Wolf.]

Nothing Comes Easy But It's Worth The Fight

[On the pedometer Jen Diamond entering the cage and then falling from it is shown over the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42]

If you've seen it once, I've seen it twice before

[Chazz Mendel performs the Fated Circle on the dashboard]

Little By Little, Night After Night

[The first person view races towards Chazz Mendel in the middle of the road.]

You've been waiting for this all of you life yeah

[The car passes by an old time automobile, and Thaddeus Walker handing pipes to kids is seen.]

The time is now to go

[Lana Lexington enters the ring is seen on a “Slow Children” sign

No hesitation, no backing down now

[ Brother Shabazz holds a whip in the middle of the ring on the steering wheel.

So just take it away

[The car races toward Chastity McGavin as shots of giving the V-20 behind her.]

It's about time I take it nice and slow yeah

[The Car passes a stop sign but instead of “STOP,” it says Omega!]

Nothing Comes Easy But It's Worth The Fight

[Chandler Dalmon is seen on the microphone and then beating on Muru on the rampway in the reflection of the Driver’s helmet.]

I say it all the time but then I start to roam yeah

[CBK slams an X-Box over Roman’s head behind a Heretic bobble head in the back seat.]]

Little By Little, Mile After Mile

[Jacob Baxter hits a Hooligan kick on Devon Dice on the open road ahead of him.]

You've been waiting for this all of you life yeah

[On “DANGER” sign along the road, Nick Dangerous hits Chris Michaels with a forearm.]

The time is now to go

[Heretic is seen in the skies above motioning around his waist.]

No hesitation, no backing down now

[The first person view speeds towards five men in the middle of the road. Heretic, Baxter, CBK, Dangerous and the ChED.]

So just take it away

[Pyro explodes as cameras rush through excited fans in the audience all heavily anticipating tonight's live show. Cameras scan through various fan signs such as “Two Days and Counting,” “Mike Logan: My sister called and she wants her virginity back,” and “SERIOUS-Slam.” The camera finally stops on Joel Nelson and Robbie Hart, who look very excited to call the action.]

Nelson: Welcome to the last Driven before Cyberslam, the biggest and greatest show of the year!

Hart: And probably the last!

Nelson: Robbie, you are so wrong when you say that. But this Cyberslam is shaping to be the biggest yet. It features three huge titles matches and several matches where the cWo will go one on one with Omega.

Hart: Speaking of facing Omega, the cWo still has one obstacle to get through before even making it to Cyberslam.

Nelson: That is right! Tonight might be the biggest Driven of them all because last week Tony Awesome announced a huge match. Three men of Awesome’s choosing will take on three members of Omega in a WAR GAMES match.

Hart: Wow, Awesome really upped the stakes didn’t he?

Nelson: Yeah, there will be six men who will be worn out even before the huge event begins. Whoever partakes in this match might be on a suicide run.

Hart: Speaking of a suicide run… we’ll be seeing Chastity in action.

Nelson: That we will. Just days before the biggest match in cWo Women’s wrestling history, Chastity McGavin will be facing off against her arch enemy Mike Logan.

Hart: Don’t forget that she does not have a win over him period.

Nelson: But also don’t forget that Mike Logan has a title match as well. Both of these competitors have a lot to lose. And guess what Robbie?

Hart: What?

Nelson: That match is up NOW! What a match to open up the show. You can definitely tell that tonight is going to be very special.

["Physical" by NIN plays as Jen Diamond makes her way onto the entrance ramp holding her Women’s Title. Walls of pyros shoot up from either side as the ramp as confidently strides to the ring. She climbs up onto the apron, climbs into the ring and raises her arms to the fans.]

Nelson: It looks like we are going to be joined by our Women’s Champion for the upcoming match.

Hart: I guess she wants a front row seat to distract Chastity.

Nelson: I think she just wants to see what this new motivated Chastity McGavin has to offer.

[Diamond goes to the announce position and puts the belt on the booth. She holds the headset over her head.]

Nelson: Days before the biggest show of the year, in maybe the biggest match of her career, we are being joined by Jen Diamond.

Diamond: Good evening Joel, Robbie.

Hart: What brings you out here?

Diamond: I need to check out my competition for Sunday.

Nelson: We haven't seen much of you the last couple of weeks.

Diamond: I've been busy, Joel. I figured if I didn't have a defense, I might as well focus all my efforts on Chastity. I've been hitting the gym, working hard at my wrestling school..

Nelson: You've faced Chastity before, though? Why suddenly so focused?

Diamond: We've faced each other a lot. The key is to keep her off guard, keep her surprised. I'm confident I can do that.

[The lights dim and turn a cherry shade of red as "The Stroke" by Billy Squire begins to play over the P.A. system as we see "The Canadian Gigolo" Mike Logan emerge from behind the curtain wearing a long sleeveless black and red rhinestone robe with red and black short wrestling trunks plus sunglasses and Mary-Joe at his side, with Sabrina Swallows following. He then looks out at the fans with a smirk before gyrating his hips as the fans immediately begin to boo loudly upon his arrival while his female groupies swoon at his hip gyrations. Mike then smirks at the fans and begins to strut in a very arrogant and cocky manner toward the ring with Mary-Joe on his arms. He then spots a camera and flexes a bicep for the camera before kissing it and resuming his walk to the ring. He stops to occasionally look out at the crowd with a brash smile on his face. He finally makes his way up the ring steps and walks along the apron before pausing and gyrating his hips again to more boos before he flicks the sunglasses into the crowd. He then struts to the middle of the ring and begins to do a pose, flexing his muscles as red pyro shoots out from the turnbuckles. Still smirking at the fans and their disdain, Mike removes his robe and gyrates his hips some more before thrusting his pelvis at the crowd to more boos and then runs against the ropes briefly before he heads to the corner and leans up against the turnbuckles awaiting his opponent as the music dies down and his groupies are rubbing him down.]

Hart: I bet you are going to be in this guy’s debt.

Diamond: Why would I ever be in the debt of this sleeze?

Hart: He is practically weakening Chastity for you. You’ve had weeks to prepare for this match, while Chastity has to take on the one guy she couldn’t beat days beforehand.

Diamond: Listen, I don't need Logan to weaken her. I'm ready. In fact, I think it's the other way around. This scumbag's gonna have nothing left for his big US title match once Chastity's done with him.

[The lights begin to dim as the intro to “Calm Like a Bomb” begins playing in the background. Then suddenly lights begin to flicker off and on as Sean Pason slowly walks out of the entrance ramp. Sean wearing a hooded sweatshirt stops and moves his head to the beat of the song, then continues towards the ring. Pason slaps a couple of the fans hands that are trying to reach out to him.]

Nelson: Wow, we have another surprise guest. Sean Pason is here and Mike Logan looks uncomfortable now.

Hart: Why is he even out here?

Diamond: I think he might actually be out here with the intention to distract, not study.

Nelson: Well, it seems like we have both Women’s and U.S Champion out here tonight as we are about to see both of their challengers go at it.

[Pason stares down Logan holding his U.S title while standing next to the time keeper.]

Hart: He’s not even going to talk?

Nelson: I think his presence here is distraction enough for Mike Logan.

Diamond: I worked with this guy and I’ll tell you, there is a reason why he is the U.S champion and people like Logan are just challengers.

Nelson: Speaking of Challengers, here comes your challenger in the 60 minute Ironwoman match.

[The baseline of Hole's rendition of "Golddust Woman" hits and the fans begin to cheer. When the first gong is heard in the song, Chastity stomps from the curtains. Without stopping, she walks down the rampway not paying attention to those around her. She just focuses in on the ring. Chastity immediately slides in and starts hammering Logan with punches.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: Chastity wasting no time and taking it to Logan.

Diamond: Would you expect anything else? You know how long I've been in cWo, and I can honestly say that male or female, Chastity McGavin is one of the best damn competiors I've ever seen.\

Nelson: Logan tries to fight back with a few forearms to Chastity’s face but Chastity just keeps laying in the punches until Logan is on the turnbuckle. Logan grabs her and throws her onto the turnbuckle. Mike Logan with a slap to her chest, but Chastity with a boot to Logan. Mike Logan back on the turnbuckle as Chastity starts booting him in the gut and follows up with a running forearm.

Diamond: This is proof that the whole "A woman can't compete with men" school of thought is wrong. This is an even a matchup as it gets, and Chastity's got the speed advantage. Of course, I'm a former US Champion, a belt I won from facing men... Chastity's still a little new at this.

Hart: So, you think you are going to walk out as champion at Cyberslam?

Diamond: With all due respect to Chastity, absolutely.

Nelson: Chastity with a bulldog to Logan. She follows up with knees to his ribs. She picks him back up and sets him up for a neckbreaker across the knees but Logan blocks it and performs a belly to belly suplex but Chastity blocks it! She follows up with three kicks to his head followed by the Liberation Uppercut!

Diamond: Chastity might be on fire now but she is making the rookie mistake of wasting her energy on this one match.

Hart: Logan is only trailing because Pason’s presence is distracting him.

Nelson: I think he is trailing because Chastity is relentless in her assault.

[Chastity picks him up and throws him to the ropes. He bounces off, stops and then grabs her chest and follows up with a lariat.]

Nelson: Mike Logan is a disgusting human being.

Hart: Are you kidding me? It was an excellent technique in taking control of the match.

Diamond: She should know to expect that from him! Again, I guess the difference between her and me is that I broke into this business sided with some devious guys, so I know all the tricks, not that I need them.

Nelson: Logan continues the crude assault as he puts Chastity in the Boston Crab.

[Logan makes a crude gesture with Chastity in the position.]

Hart: Vintage Mike Logan!

Nelson: He should worry about making her tap rather than being graphic, this is a family show. Chastity struggles to make it to the ropes but a grinning Logan pulls her backwards.

[Logan turns his head towards Pason with a huge smile.]

Hart: It looks like Logan is trying to send a message to Sean Pason. He is taking the title from him. Probably the one title change I want to see. I’m indifferent towards you Jen.

Diamond: Um, thanks… I think.

Nelson: Chastity is not going to tap but Logan is not going to budge. Being put in such a submission does not bode well for Chastity going into Cyberslam.

[Chastity makes it close to the ropes, but Logan pulls her backwards.]

Diamond: She's really struggling here, I’ll be very disappointed if she doesn’t bring her A-Game.

Hart: Because you will?

Diamond: I always do!

Nelson: Chastity is not given a chance to show her A-Game as Logan has the Boston Crab firmly in. BUT Chastity is slowly maker he way back to ropes. SHE GRABS IT! Logan is forced to break the hold. Chastity gets back on her feet, but Logan is immediately there with a front suplex for McGavin. She is in a bad way here. Mike Logan with the pin.

ONE

Nelson: And a kick out!

Diamond: Believe me, it is going to take more than that to take her out. He knows this!

Nelson: Logan pulls Chastity up but she starts fighting back with stiff shots to his head followed by an irish whip to the corner. Chastity nails him with a corner yakuza kick AND then a neck breaker across the knee. Chastity heads to the apron for looks to be the Bra burner.

[Mary-Joe begins tugging on the boots of Chastity McGavin.]

Diamond: Ugh. She crapped in my duffel bag!

Nelson: Chastity kicks her off but Mike Logan tosses her off the apron! Mary-Joe takes her shoe and starts hitting Chastity with it! REAL PROFFESSIONAL!

ONE

TWO

[Mary-Joe yells for Sabrina to come in and help as Mike Logan hops down to the outside to watch his ladies taking it to Chastity.]

Diamond: I don’t know how this sleeze gets these tramps to do his business for him.

THREE

FOUR

Nelson: Uh-oh! Here comes Sean Pason!

[Sean Pason drops his title as he begins to stalk Logan. Logan flees and Pason gives chase as Chastity throws a punch to Mary-Joe and then to Sabrina Swallows]

FIVE

SIX

Nelson: Mike Logan slides back into the ring. He stares back at Pason out of breath but then turns around to get set into the V-20!!!

Hart: Bad move! She can never hit that on him!

Diamond: This is the reason she wanted this match, I have nothing but faith that she is going to do this.

[Logan gets lifted on his feet and put firmly on her shoulders.]

Nelson: SHE IS GOING TO DO IT!

[Right before she can deliver the move Logan slides out of it and hits a side suplex on her.]

Diamond: That was real close!

Hart: Not close enough because Logan is back in control.

Diamond: I've hit similar moves on guys about the same size as Logan. Again, it comes down to experience. She'll get it eventually.

Nelson: He picks her up and hits a cobra clutch leg sweep. Logan hits a leg drop on her chest, followed by another and then a hip gyrate!

Hart: Does that do anything for you Jen?

Diamond: Sorry, I like more experience in my men!

Hart: He’s got tons of “experience.”

Diamond. No. Older guys. Remember?

Hart: Oh right.

Nelson: Logan hits a third leg drop on her. Once again he picks her up and hits a half nelson suplex on her. The more moves her performs, the more damaged she will walk into Cyberslam.

Diamond: So he should really stop wasting his time gyrating his hips shouldn’t he?

Hart: It’s working so far!

Nelson: Logan picks her again and it looks like he is planning on finishing this one.

Hart: It seems that Chastity is going to be a victim to this man’s libido as he lifts her legs on the ropes.

Nelson: And he hits The Sex Drive on Chastity McGavin! He looks to be following it up with the ego stroke. If he hits this, it is over.

Hart: Look at her. It IS over! Once again she tries to hit a move she can’t perform.

Nelson: Chastity REVERSES it and performs a neckbreaker. Obviously that was a desperate move as she falls backwards.

Diamond: She’s not done! She has been training just as much as I have, that means there is a whole lot more left in the tank.

Nelson: Let’s hope so! Logan back on his feet tries to pick Chastity back up but she starts fighting back with lefts and rights to Logan. She performs and irish whip. Logan off the ropes and Chastity hits the standing STO!

[Chastity measures up Logan and waits for him to get to his feet. The minute he is up, she hits The Equalizer.]

Nelson: Mike Logan is now stuck in the Equalizer! If he can’t get out of this, it is over!

Diamond: I’ve been on the receiving end of that move and it never feels good.

Hart: But here comes his ladies!

Diamond: Oh great!

[Mary-Joe and Sabrina get on the apron and start yelling at the ref as Chastity has the move locked in. Logan manages to rake her eyes and free himself.]

Nelson: The two young ladies are successful in helping Logan get out of that bind. Chastity gets back up and goes for a side Russian leg sweep BUT MIKE LOGAN GRABS HER CROTCH!

Diamond: Gross!

Hart: She likes it!

[Chastity suddenly grabs his and looks to be squeezing!]

Nelson: I’d like to apologize to all the family watching at home.

Hart: The children have to learn about the birds and the bees somehow Joel!

Diamond: What sex ed class did you have as a kid?

Hart: They teach this stuff in school?

[Logan releases his hold and Chastity soon follows and hits a rolling Liberation Uppercut on him.]

Nelson: Chastity is back in control as Mary-Joe gets up on the apron again!

Diamond: I think Mary-Joe's about to make a huge mistake!

[Chastity notices Mary-Joe screaming at her from the apron. The arena goes crazy as Chastity pulls her into the ring.]

Nelson: It looks like you are right because Logan seems to be out for right now!

Hart: NO!

Diamond: It has been a long time coming for her!

[Chastity lifts Mary-Joe onto her shoulders and hits the V-20 on her!]

Nelson: V-20! MARY-JOE WOLF FINALLY GETS HIT WITH THE V-20! Chastity takes care of one of the problems right then and there.

Hart: This has nothing to do with Mary-Joe!

Nelson: I think everyone else will disagree with that.

[Chastity turns back around just in time to get hit with a an atomic drop from Logan.]

Diamond: That is what happens when you take your eyes off the prize! This can be a really good chance for Logan to take over and win this match.

Nelson: Logan irish whips her into the turnbuckle and then mounts her. He starts hammering in punches into her cranium.

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

[Logan gyrates his hips again and then hammers in the last punch.]

TEN

Hart: She could have avoided that if she just would’ve gave it up to him all those months ago.

Nelson: That never would have happened. Chastity has something called respect! Logan now in total control places Chastity on the top turnbuckle. I don’t like the looks of this!

Diamond: Neither do I! I don’t want a softened Chastity on Sunday!

Nelson: Logan with the brutal superplex followed by a pinning attempt!

ONE

TWO

Hart: That was close there. I don’t know how much longer she can hold on here!

Nelson: A frustrated Mike Logan picks her back up and nails her with a body press!

[Mike Logan smirks as he climbs up to the turnbuckle. He looks down at Chastity and then motions to Sean Pason.]

Diamond: Pason doesn’t look very impressed does he?

Hart: He should be!

Nelson: Logan off the turnbuckle with a diving elbow BUT CHASTITY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!

[Logan lays on the mat as Chastity slowly comes to. She picks Logan up by the hair and performs an impaler DDT on him!]

Nelson: Chastity hops over the rope and onto the apron and once he is back on his feet, she hits him with the Bra Burner! Could that be it!

Diamond: It’s a pretty good striking maneuver Joel, but I don’t think this is over until she does what she has come here to do!

Nelson: Chastity throws him into the ropes and when he comes back hits him with a beautiful looking cross body block! Chastity quickly with a diving leg drop to his chest! She pulls him back up and lays him out with another brilliant neckbreaker across the knees. That is just one brutal move!

Hart: I don’t think it is enough to keep him down!

Nelson: My partner might be right as Chastity goes for another irish whip but Logan reverses it into a lariat attempt that Chastity ducks. Chastity goes to the ropes but A VERY UNSURE SABRINA SWALLOWS TRIPS HER UP! Chastity then gets toppled over with a leg lariat from Logan! That young lady should feel sorry for herself for disrupting a match.

Hart: She is doing her job!

Diamond: Yeah, her job of hurting a good defense!

[As Logan performs a gut wrench powerbomb on Chastity, Sean Pason pulls Sabrina Swallows aside and put her on his shoulder. She struggles as Pason then picks up a knocked out Mary-Joe and puts her on her other shoulder.]

Hart: Sexual ASSAULT! Somebody stop him!

Nelson: I think Sean Pason just plans on making this a fair fight now! Mike Logan does not look happy one bit!

[Mike Logan yells at Pason as he carries the two ladies up the ramp and into the back area! Mike Logan turns around just in time to get hit with a bicycle kick from Chastity McGavin!]

Diamond: Finally! If he didn't do it, I would've! Now it's a fair fight!

Nelson: Chastity wastes no time mounting Mike Logan and throwing punches into his cranium. Chastity follows up by putting Logan in a chickent wing armlock! I think these are the types of moves she is going to need to rely on heavily on Sunday.

Hart: But Jen, do you are highly skilled in technical wrestling, do you think Chastity can keep up!

Diamond: Keep up? Sure. Can she suprass me? That's a different story

Nelson: Chastity applies pressure as there is no sign of her letting go or Mike Logan passing out.

[Chastity keeps the move clenched in until she is sure Logan is worn out. She then throws him to the mat.]

Hart: Is she stupid, she could have got him to submit.

Nelson: I think she has a special finish in mind for Mike Logan! She pulls him back up, sends him to the ropes and hits the Complete Liberation! BRUTAL MOVE!

Diamond: You can see the fire in her eyes now! She is feeling it.

Hart: Are you worried now?

Diamond: No, I am excited!

Nelson: Shhh! We are about to see history in the making! She has him on her shoulders! I think we are going to see her finally perform the V-20 on him!

[Chastity him on her shoulders but drops him. This gives Logan the chance to grab her and hit the Ego Stroke!]

Hart: YES!

Diamond: Again, no disrespect.. but we're seeing here that as good as someone is, dropping the ball in big spots is the difference between winning and losing, or being a champion.

Hart: She has no business performing that move!

Nelson: Well, it paid off for Mike Logan who delivered his finisher! I think we are going to see him steal this one as he goes for the pinfall attempt.

ONE

TWO

THR

Nelson: NO! Chastity kicks out! Last minute she kicks out! This a feet that very few people can pull out!

Hart: It was luck!

Diamond: No! It was Chastity being the athlete I need her to be!

Nelson: I still can’t believe Chastity kicked out of the ego-stroke! She’s like a super woman! We seem to have a lot of them here!

Hart: You kiss ass!

Diamond: Aww, thanks Joel!

[In the middle of the ring, Mike Logan looks shocked that Chastity kicked out. He pulls her up and performs a back breaker on her.]

Nelson: Mike Logan with a backbreaker on McGavin! He then goes for the pin.
ONE

TWO

Hart: NO!

Diamond: I think he is getting desperate now!

Nelson: It doesn’t seem that anything can really take Chastity out! I don’t think she is going to back down until she gets what she wants. She feels like she absolutely has to hit that finisher on him.

Hart: She still looks to be in a bad way though. Mike Logan is still control.

Nelson: That he is, Chastity really needs to fight to get out of this one! Mike Logan pulls her up and sets her on the top turnbuckle. This does not look good! It seems like Logan is going for a superplex!

[On the top turnbuckle Chastity begins to fight back, but Logan hits her again. He then licks his palm and then slaps her across the face.]

Nelson: That is not called for!

Diamond: That's how he is. She's gotta repare from everything!

Nelson: But that has motivated Chastity because now she is pounding him with lefts and rights. He fights back but Chastity knocks him off the turnbuckle. Chastity wastes no time AND PERFORMS A MOONSAULT DOUBLE FOOTSTAMP ONTO THE CHEST OF LOGAN! Wow! That was amazing!

Hart: Something you don’t usually see from her. Does that worry you?

Diamond: Now I know to watch out for it!

Nelson: She rolls to the other corner of the ring and urges Logan to get back up!

[Logan gets up and Chastity kicks him in the gut and quickly gets him over the shoulders for the V-20. He slides out of it again and sends her to the ropes.]

Nelson: Logan fights out the V-20 again and when Chastity is back I think we are set up for another Ego-Stroke. This could be it for her.

Hart: No way is she going to kick out of second one!

Nelson: NO! She slides out of it and hits him with yet ANOTHER uppercut out of nowhere! She quickly responds by picking him up over her shoulders ARE WE GOING TO SEE IT!

Hart: No! She couldn’t do it before she won’t do it now!

[With a lot of strain Chastity holds him on her shoulders and delivers the V-20 slamming him to the mat!]

Nelson: YES! V-20! Chastity McGavin finally accomplished her goal of giving Mike Logan the V-20!

Hart: NO! I don’t believe it!

Diamond: Believe it!

Nelson: See weeks of training can do? Chastity hooks the leg!

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

Nelson: SHE DID IT! She finally has a pinfall victory on her arch enemy!

[Chastity’s arms gets raised as Dixon takes the mic. Diamond takes her headset down and looks on holding her women’s title.

Dixon: Here is your winner: Chastity McGavin!

Nelson: Mission accomplished!

Hart: Or is it? That was an intense match, probably took a lot out of her. That could have very well cost her the Woman’s title!

Nelson: You might be right Robbie! She needs to survive sixty minutes with the veteran Jen Diamond, not an easy task. But Chastity has done what many would say was impossible for her.

[Chastity stares down Jen Diamond. Both have determined looks on their faces.]

Hart: Quite the stare down!

Nelson: Obviously, there is a lot of tension between these two ladies as they head on to the biggest match of both of their careers!

[Jen Diamond lifts up the Womans title. Chastity looks at her and heads to the top turnbuckle and points to the Cyberslam banner as “Goldust Woman” plays.]

Nelson: We are only days away from this huge breakthrough match up for the womens division as it seems that Chastity and Diamond are both more than ready for this! We will be right back after a commercial break.

[The camera cuts backstage where Tony Awesome is seen working at his desk. There is a knock at the door and Muru enters. He walks up to the desk and Tony looks up at him]

Muru: Tony…I know you are busy…but I need to talk to you about tonight.

Awesome: Make it quick, I am trying to decide who is going to represent cWo in the War Games match tonight.

Muru: That is what I want to talk to you about. I want in that match!

Awesome: You and most of the cWo locker room. People are lining up to get their hands on Omega. I will take your request under advisement though.

[Muru’s face changes to one of anger]

Muru: That isn’t good enough!

Awesome: Excuse me?

Muru: Damn it, Tony! You know I want to get my hands on those guys. It wasn’t long ago that you asked me for a favor, and I did it…not for you, but for cWo. All I am asking is for you to return the favor…not for me, but for the cWo fans.

[The fans react with cheers to this which Tony Awesome notices]

Muru: Come on Tony, I want to do this, I need to do this!

[Muru slams his fists on the desk of Awesome which causes him to jump up to his feet]

Awesome: There it is! The passion the cWo needs to defeat Omega once and for all. You want into the match? You got it! Don’t let them down.

[The fans cheer at the announcement and Muru nods his head at Awesome with a smile on his face. The camera then cuts back to Joel Nelson and Robbie Hart at the announce table]

Nelson: Muru has asked and he wish was granted. He will be in the War Games match tonight!

Hart: He talked about returning favors, but as I remember it he wasn’t able to get the job done the last time Tony Awesome needed him. Why should this be different?

Nelson: Speaking of “different,” up next we have a different kind of pairing. Thaddeus Walker is going to take on a new comer who is on one hell of a roll: Ronnie Wilkins

Hart: I like Thaddeus but I have no idea what his strategy is going to be for this monster of a man.

Donna Dixon: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Daytona Beach, Florida and weighing in at 424 pounds.. here is "The Grim Reaper" Ronnie Wilkins!

[The lights go black with one spotlight shining on the entrance to the stage. The bass from the beginning of The White Stripes "Seven Nation Army" begins to play as we see a massive figure emerge from behind the curtains. Ronnie "The Grim Reaper" Wilkins' massive figure emerges from behind the curtain and he makes his way to the ring quickly and with a purpose. ]

Nelson: Well, here comes the biggest man in cWo, and man who I'm sure is looking for revenge tonight against Thaddeus Walker, who attacked him with powder last week!

Hart: Thaddeus is just doing what God commands him to do!

Nelson: He doesn't talk to God, it's a cellphone! He's probably talking to a recording!

Hart: But he doesn't know that!

["The Maple Leaf Rag" plays and the crowd boos as Thaddeus Walker steps onto the entrance ramp, smoking his pipe. He looks around at the audience, then points to the back curtain, signalling CB Fowler to step out. CB is dressed in robes and has a ridiculous fake beard on.]

Hart: Look at CB! He's a prophet!

Nelson: I have a cellphone too, am I a prophet?

Hart: God's number isn't 976-4GAY!

Nelson: what?

Hart: I've checked your call log when you've been in the bathroom don't deny it!

[Thaddeus poses for the crowd as he comes to the ring. He takes the pipe out of his mouth and scans the audience, spotting a 4 year old and his mother in the front row. He walks over, musses the kid's hair, and puts his pipe in the kid's mouth. The kid coughs and the mother protests loudly, but Thaddeus just laughs. He walks back around the outside of the ring, but then suddenly stops at the Announce table. He stares at Joel Nelson, then down at the papers in front of him.]

Thaddeus: And what's that supposed to be?

Nelson: What? Excuse me?

Thaddeus: THIS!

[He picks up the peice of paper from in front of Nelson, which is full of random doodles. He points to a stick figure.]

Thaddues: This! Blasphemy!

Nelson: What? I was just doodling during the break..

Thaddues: It's an image of the prophet CB Fowler, you infidel!

Nelson: What.. that's abusrd!

Thaddeus: No, the only thing absurd is your blasphemy!

[Thaddeus gives him a nasty look as he drops the paper and climbs into the ring, right into a huge clothesline from the waiting Ron Wilkins!]

DING DING DING

Nelson: Well this one is under way after all those Shenanigans!

[Thaddeus gets to his feet, but is taken down with a huge big boot from Wilkins! Wikins then pulls Thaddeus up, sends him into the ropes, and executes a power body slam!]

Nelson: Ron Wilkins wasting no time here in using his power advantage!

Hart: Don't worry, Thaddeus is the strongest man in cWo! He'll start throwing Wilkins around like he does those triangular weights!

[Wilkins pulls Thaddeus back to his feet but Thaddeus counters with an eye gouge. Wilkins backs away, trying to restore his vision. Thaddeus bounces off the ropes and hits an eblow to the back, followed by a double handed overhand strike. He then motions to the heavens and attempts a bodyslam on Wilkins.. he doesn't even get Wilkins feet off the ground.]

Nelson: What's he doing?

Hart: Using his herculean strength!

[Thaddeus is unable to do anything with Wilkins. He stops attempting to slam him, then just kicks him hard in the knee. Wilkins drops to the mat and Thaddeus poses like he just gave an awesome display of power.]

Nelson: i never thought Thaddeus Walker could get even more crazy than he was!

[back and forth.]

[Suddenly, Mac Johnson comes running to the ring. Seeing this, Thaddeus Walker immediatly slides out, leaving Mac alone with Ron Wilkins. The two jaw at each other as the Referee begins to count.]

ONE

TWO

Hart: What's Thaddeus supposed to do, stay in there and get double teamed?

Nelson: Mac hasn't attacked either man looks like the referee just wants Thaddeus in the ring...

THREE

FOUR

[Thaddeus stands far from the ring]

FIVE

SIX

[Thaddeus throws his hands up in frustration, then points to Mac and yells at the referee, who continues counting, he shakes his head, then slides back in the ring and starts yelling at the referee.]

Thaddeus: What're you, some kinda palooka? Disqualify that man!

[The Referee turns to Mac and yells for him to leave the ring. Suddenly, Thaddeus reaches into his tights and puts something around his hand.]

Nelson: Wait a second, Thaddeus has a forgien object!

[Thaddeus charges as Johnson with the forgien object. Mac ducks, then grabs Thaddeus' hand and wrestles the object away from him. He puts it on his own hand and starts to back Thaddeus down.]

Nelson: Thaddeus is in for a taste of his own medicine!

Hart: Throw it out, Ref!

[Thaddeus backs up, when suddenly Wilkins wraps his arms around him, holding him in place for Johnson to hit him. Johnson swing, but Thaddeus ducks, and Mac connects with a shot to the midsection of Wilkins. The referee calls foe the bell.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: Well, that backfired, and the referee FINALLY has made the decision to throw this one out!

Donna Dixon: Here is your winner-

[Thaddeus rips the microphone away from her.]

Thaddeus: An assault against a friend of God is an assault on God himself! Therefore I must do my devine duty and conquer you both! 2 years ago, at Cybre-Slam, I invented a new type of match in which three gentlemen wrestled in the same ring at the same time! I believe the time has come for second such match, with you two big six palookas and me! What say you, gents?

[Mac and Wilkins nod in approval.]

Thaddeus: So be it!

[He throws down the mic, and "The Maple Leaft Rag" begins to play.]

[“HotShot” Chris Michaels is seen backstage talking on his Blackberry]

Michaels: Yeah, did you see that? I took him out for the one, two, three. CBK had no clue what hit him and I’ll be he’ll be singing a little different tune now…if not, he definitely will after Cyberslam.
….
Michaels: Well, yeah Moo definitely helped too, but the tide is turning man, I can feel it.

[As Michaels says that, Tony Awesome walks up to him. Michaels looks a bit surprised and cuts off the person on the other end of the phone. ]

Michaels: Hey, let me call you back.

[Michaels hits end on his phone and turns around to face Awesome.]

Michaels: Tony.

Awesome: Chris. I couldn’t help but over hearing and you’re right, the tide certainly is changing. You guys have fought back harder than they probably ever thought you would.

Michaels: OK Tony, go ahead and spill it. You’re not here just to compliment me, I know you want something, what is it?

Awesome: C’mon Chris, how long have we known each other [Tony pauses] Okay, you’re right. I want you to be on team cWo in Wargames tonight.

Michaels: You’ve already got some volunteers, hell Moo is ready to kill someone in there, I’m sure you’ll have no trouble finding someone.

Awesome: What if I told you CBK was going to be on their side and you’d get another crack at him?
[Michaels perks up]
Michaels: He is?

Awesome:…well, I’m not completely sure, but if you’re in, I’ll bet he’ll be.

Michaels: I’ll take the chance to get another shot at Phillips, I’m in.

[Awesome slaps Michaels on the back]

Awesome: Awesome Chris.

[The scene cuts back to Robbie and Joel in the arena!

Nelson: Well, now we know two of the men fighting on Tony Awesome’s side for tonights big war games match. It will be Muru teaming with Chris Michaels and a yet unknown partner.

Hart: It could be anyone in cWo.

Nelson: It could be the front runners have to be Devon Dice, Johnny Serious and Chazz Mendel. Any one of those men would be perfect additions.

Hart: But who is fighting for Omega?

Nelson: I have no idea!

Hart: And now, here’s the part of the show where you can all go to the bathroom or get some popcorn. Or break out a bottle of l…

Nelson: For the love of God Robbie…

Hart: Liquor?

Nelson: Can you act normal for one show?

Hart: Then again, knowing Mad Maddie she’s probably gone through all the Irish whiskey in Nassau County today.

Nelson: Well folks, we got a matchup for you tonight… four women who do not like each other at all.

Hart: Does Maddie like anyone?

Nelson: She once told me about her ex-boyfriend Ja’Qual, but then she just got incoherent. But anyway…

Dixon: This tag team contest is scheduled for one-fall… introducing first and already in the ring, NATALIE MERCER!!!

[There’s very little crowd reaction to her appearance and introduction.]

Dixon: And her tag team partner, from Boston, Massachusetts, LANA LEXINGTON!!!

[A strobe light flashes from the entrance way as the intro to Justice's "Genesis" hits. As the song kicks in, Lana Lexington bursts out from the entrance way jumping up and down, looking excited and ready for her match. She is welcomed by cheers from the fans and acknowledges them with a wave and smile as she makes her way to the ring. Lana climbs on to the apron and faces the crowd with her back to the ropes. She outstretches her arms and does a backflip into the ring and lands in a pose with her feet crossed and her arms outstretched. The fans cheer as she flashes another smile as the music fades]

Dixon: And their opponents, first from New York, New York… EVETTE!!!

If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home
You say: If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home!
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
We flying the first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the life
In the fast lane
And I won’t change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Evette makes her way down to the ring, wearing short female shorts with a dollar sign printed on the ass and a GLAMOROUS tee shirt. She steps in the ring through the lower rope, walks to the center of the ring, and gives a smile and waves to the fans who are obviously hate her.]

Dixon: And her opponent, from Waterbury, Connecticut… MAD MADDIE!!!

[“Barroom Hero” by the Dropkick Murphys briefly plays over the arena, as Mad Maddie walks out from backstage. D.U.I. walks out with her, stumbling and barely able to stand up, bottle of Jameson in hand. Maddie stops at the top of the stage, microphone in hand, and has to pull D.U.I. next to her to prevent her from falling over.]

Maddie: Well well well, look what we got here in the ring. It’s only the three most pathetic women in this company. You see this here next to me? She is better than all of you, even right now completely loaded and about to pass out.

[D.U.I. falls face first onto the ramp, barely moving afterwards.]

Maddie: See what I mean? She’s in a position to cover someone for a count. None of you three can even do that. Natalie, why are you here? You cry more than those bitches in the Lifetime movies.

Nelson: Wow.

Maddie: Evette, I could crack some comment on you. But in your eternal quest of money chasing, you wind up with to Mr. Rich. That just says enough.

[she pauses to look at the passed out D.U.I.]

Maddie: And to Lana, I swear to God you look vaguely like Bristol Palin. May as well be, you’re on your back as much as she is. And in a few minutes, you’ll be again as Mr. Garcia there counts 1…2…3.

[The crowd has a big reaction to that, as Maddie rushes into the ring. The bell rings, as Lana punches Evette in the shoulder. Evette tries to back away in the corner, but Hector Garcia says she is the legal woman.]

Maddie: [still holding the microphone] Come on bitch, are you that scared? Go fight Lana, show us what you’re made of. You’re only a former champion, this shouldn’t be that much of a challenge.

[Evette takes her purse, grabs it, and tries to throw it at Lana’s head. Lana ducks, and the purse lands outside of the ring.]
Maddie: God you suck Evette. What’s with you and that brick in the purse? Can’t you stop being a scared little bitch and fight her?

[Evette just stands there and looks at Maddie, only to get pushed into the turnbuckle by Lana. Evette turns around, slaps Lana across the face, then pulls her hair and throws her into the ropes. But Lana bounces off and elbows her in the shoulder. Evette once again tries to escape, going to the corner next to Natalie Mercer.]

Maddie: Oh for the love of God Evette, just come over and tag me in already. I can do this two on one.

[Evette once again reaches for Lana’s hair, then tries to rake her eyes but Lana slaps her away. Then Lana delivers a couple of elbows to Evette’s midsection, before finally being pushed away and taken down with a spinning heel kick. Lana tags Natalie in, and Natalie gets into the ring. She runs towards the ropes, then bounces off and does the Negro Flip on Evette. Natalie goes for the cover, but Maddie runs in the ring and gives her a superkick to the side of her head. Natalie falls down in the middle of the ring, and Maddie drags Evette by her left arm towards their corner… only to tag herself into the match.]

Hart: Can she even do that?

Nelson: Apparently she just did.

[Maddie gets back into the ring, then puts Natalie in a wristlock. She starts screaming in pain, but before she taps Lana breaks up the move.]

Nelson: How long is Mercer going to last with Maddie in the ring? We know several times now, Maddie’s made quick work of her.

Hart: She’s an animal, coming in for the kill. This is inhumane, call security!

Nelson: Maddie looks determined to destroy her, prove a lesson to Lana before Cyberslam.

[Lana is already back in her corner, and from nowhere Natalie rushes back to her for the tag. Lana gets into the ring, and the crowd goes nuts.]

Nelson: And it looks like Cyberslam is about to come early…

[All of a sudden, Evette reaches in and gives herself a blind tag. Maddie turns around, only to find Evette getting in the ring…]

Nelson: What the…

Hart: Can a girl get a piece of the action?

Nelson: Have we seen Evette ever really willing to fight someone? That’s strange.

Hart: Sure, she was Women’s Champ you know.

[Evette rushes towards Lana, who herself has a stunned look, and hits a running bulldog. Maddie then jumps in the ring, and gives Evette a superkick to the side of the head.]

Nelson: Maddie has just taken out her own partner!

Hart: As if we needed another reminder she’s completely insane.

Nelson: And now she’s getting kicked over into her own corner… this is nuts. Maddie just screwed over her own tag partner. She really does want to go two on one here.

[Maddie gets on the other side of the ropes, tags herself in, then throws Evette out of the ring. But Lana is standing on the top turnbuckle opposite waiting, and as Maddie walks towards the center of the ring, she jumps off and delivers a hurricanrana. But Maddie rolls out, and jumps on Lana and starts punching her in the head.]

Nelson: Here we go, the bar room brawl.

Hart: She’s going to make Rihanna look good in comparison.

[But now Evette is back in the ring, holding her purse.]

Nelson: Uh oh, I smell trouble…

[Hector Garcia pleads with Evette to put the purse down, but she walks over to Maddie and from behind hits her with the purse. Maddie just falls onto the mat, and Garcia calls for the bell…]

DING DING DING

Dixon: Your winners by disqualification: Lana Lexington and Natalie Mercer!!!

Nelson: Evette just screwed over her own partner, after Maddie does the same to Evette. This makes no sense!

Hart: When you’re Evette, you don’t need to make sense.

Nelson: And Lana is unhappy, she really wants to get her hands on Maddie. Looks like she’ll have to wait for Cyberslam.

[Evette tries to climb out of the ring but Natalie Mercer stands in her way.]

Hart: Is she crazy?

Nelson: I don’t think she feels she proved herself in this match.

Hart: So, she is going to volunteer to be on the receiving end of a flying purse?

[Evette curls her lip and charges with the purse, Natalie ducks and nails Evette with a roundhouse kick.]

Nelson: That a girl, Evette tried pulling the purse trick she has pulled forever, but Mercer doesn’t let that happen. Things are heating up between these two leading into Cyberslam

Hart: That wasn’t fair. CHEATER!

[Natalie Mercer backs away with Lana Lexington following. The two raise their arms in victory  staring down  the two fallen ladies, Maddie in the middle of the ring and Evette outside it.

[Tony Awesome stands in his office with Muru and Chris Michaels by his side. Awesome is talking to an unknown man.]

Awesome: I want you in this, you want to be in this. But… my concern is that you need to prepare yourself for your match on Sunday! Being trapped inside the cage with Omega might not be the most ideal situation. We want you walking away as World champion!

[The camera pans out to reveal a confident Johnny Serious.]

Serious: ARE YOU SERIOUS? I’m not going to be trapped in there with Omega, Omega will be trapped in there with ME!

[Serious walks out of the room with Michaels and Muru following behind him.]

Nelson: WOW! What a team! Johnny Serious, Chris Michaels and Muru will be repping cWo in this match. I couldn’t think of better choices.

Hart: Yeah, because there are not better choices which is really just sad.

Nelson: Well, one has to wonder how this will hurt Serious’ chances at Cyberslam.

Hart: Don’t worry Joel. He had no chance in the first place so it’ll be fine!

Nelson: Well up next we have another man who is Cyberslam bound: Lou V. Rictor.

[“Stronger” by Kanye west hits the speakers]

Dixon: “Ladies and Gentlemen, Making his way to the ring, LOU V RICTOR!”

[Rictor walks down the ring holding the back of his neck, alittle, microphone in hand]

Nelson: Rictor doesn't look to pleased to be here tonight.

Hart: Why should he be, who knows when he could get attacked by that Bellatrix Drake again!

[Rictor walks into the ring and paces back and forth a bit. The crowd is booing him loudly, but he doesn't let it phase him]

Rictor: I bet you enjoyed that last week.. the fact that Bellatrix Drake got the upper hand on me when she attacked me from behind...I apologize for what I've done and what does she do, she attacks me from behind like a coward...

[The crowd erupts into even louder boos and Rictor just paces back and forth even more]

Rictor: Now I have a match against J.J. Carter, and I'll have to keep one eye off him to keep an watchful look for Drake... and I think-

["Murder Was The Case" by Snoop Doggy Dogg plays over the arena, and spotlights go around the crowd before appearing on J.J. Carter, as he walks through the crowd and towards the ring. A Microphone already in his hands]

Carter: You'd best forget about Drake right now, Rictor... Cause tonight, your facing me, and your going to need all you have to beat me...

[He walks away to leave the ring, but instead he turns out.]

Carter: Oh by the way, Our match starts Now!

DING DING DING!

[Carter tosses his Microphone out of the ring and quickly Spears Rictors and delivers wild punches to his head, Rictor tries to cover himself, but Carter over powers him and socks him twice in the face before the ref pulls Carter away. The match officially under way now]

Nelson: Here we go, J.J. Carter against Lou V Rictor! I'm sure Carter wants to get his hands on Rictor after Rictor knocked him on his behind last week in his match against Shabazz!

Hart: Well actually, Rictor wasn't the one who knocked him down, it was Shabazz after Rictor pushed him!

[Carter backed up a bit and Rictor slipped out of the ring, only to see Bellatrix Drake coming down through the crowd! Rictor slid under the bottom rope and keep his eye on her only to turn around into Carter. Carter Grinned and pulled him into a hard Belly to Belly Suplex!]

Nelson: Oo, Bellatrix distracted Rictor long enough for Carter to put him back on the Mat!

Hart: Not good for Rictor, J.J. Carter is alittle bit tougher than Shabazz will be to beat!

[Carter pulls Rictor into a pin]

ONE!

TWO!

KICK OUT!!

[Rictor kicks out and rolls away, he pulls himself up rather quick and goes to lock up with Carter, Rictor pulls Carter into a front headlock, and he points to Bellatrix, telling her this was going to be her next, he then pulls Carter down into a Heavy DDT!]

Hart: Yeah! Thats it, Maybe I was wrong about Carter!

[Rictor picks him up and tosses him into a turnbuckle, Rictor quickly hits him with a hard European Uppercut, then he backs up and Drives his knee into his gut, and just for as an insult, he slaps him across the face.]

Nelson: Rictor just showing no respect to Carter at all

Hart: Hey Hey, Gotta Give Respect to Get Respect, Nelson!

[Rictor quickly pulls carter into a headlock from behind, about to go for a bull dog, but instead, Carter lifts him up into a modified Belly to Back Suplex!]

Nelson: Carter Reverses the Bull Dog, Rictor could be in trouble here!

[Carter stands up and looks over Rictor, But, he's distracted suddenly as Bellatrix Drake rolls into the ring and Kicks carter right in the groin!]

Nelson: Bellatrix Drake just Kicked Carter where the sun don't shine!

Hart: OOO! But-Wait! That means-

[The Ref calls for the bell!]

DING DING DING!!

Dixon: Ladies and Gentlemen, as a result of a Disqualifacation, HERE IS YOUR WINNER! J.J. CARTER!!

[Bellatrix Drake picks Carter up and throws him out of the ring, Only to turn her attention to Rictor!]

Hart: Uh-Oh... Rictor's in trouble now!!

[Drake grins and picks Rictor up and pulls him into what looks like the beginning of the Virgin Sacrifice!]

Nelson: Drake is going to Sacrifice Rictor!

Hart: Not Again!

[Drake goes to lift Rictor up, but before she can, Rictor stands straight up and flips Drake over onto her back! But she gets up quickly and goes to hit Rictor with a Clothesline, but Rictor slips under the clothesline and quickly pulls into the Shades!]

Hart: thats curtains for Bellatrix Drake!

Nelson: Rictor really saved himself being all banged up for Cyberslam, Drake wasn't so lucky!

[Rictor rolls out of the ring and grabs a Microphone, looking at the dazed Bellatrix Drake]

Rictor: DRAKE! I'll see at Cyberslam, and this time- You won't have the element of surprise...!

[“Stronger” by Kanye west hits the speakers and Rictor walks up the ramp laughing, the crowd boo-ing him however]

[The members of Omega gather in the lockerroom. Heretic adresses them.]

Heretic: Not surprisingly, it was Tony Awesome who named team cWo. It was his decision, it wasn't done fairly, with everyone in consideration, it was simply Tony satisfying his own ego, acting like he calls the shots. [laughs] But me? I think we should let fate decide who gets to destroy cWo's warriors.

[He reaches into his jacket and pulls out a handfull of straws]

Heretic: You know what to do.

[He holds the straws in his fist. CBK is the first to pull, taking a long straw out of Heretic's hand.]

Phillips: Damn.

Heretic: Looks like a night off. Get ready for Michaels on Sunday.

[Baxter is the next person to grab a straw and pull it out, it's short. Heretic laughs]

Heretic: Winner winner chicken dinner!

[Next up is Nick Dangerous, who pulls out a long straw. He stares at it in anger and disbelief.]

Heretic: Don't worry, my friend..

[He's interrupted by ChED, who quickly pulls a short straw out of Heretic's fist. ChED smiles and raises his arms in victory.]

The ChED: A chicken in every pot. A car in every garage!

[The rest of Omega looks at him. CBK rolls his eyes.]

Phillips: What the hell does that even mean?

[Heretic opens his palm, revealing the final short straw and smiles. Suddenly, Nick Dangerous rips his straw in half, now making it the shortest straw of the group.]

Heretic: OK, OK.. you can have your fun.

[The show returns to focus on Joel Nelson and Robbie Hart.]

Nelson: That was our last commercial break of the night as we head into our HUGE pre-Cyberslam main event. This is of course is just a taste of what is to come on Sunday. cWo presents to twelve thrilling matches.

Hart: Not the least of which is something never seen in the cWo and Cyberslam.

[A graphic of Jen Diamond staring down Chastity McGavin in front of a clock and the Women’s title is shown.]

Hart: The Woman’s champion Jen Diamond will defend her title against the number one contender Chastity McGavin. Can Chastity win the title? Will they prove the naye-sayers wrong and put on a five star classic? Tune into Cyberslam to find out!

[A graphic of Lou Rictor is shown followed by one of Bellatrix Drake. The two both stand determined.]

Nelson: We will see another dominant woman take on an arrogant man when Bellatrix Drake faces off against Lou V. Rictor in a battle of pride and one ups manship.

[Next is a picture of Mac Machine but that picture is shattered and replaced by the current Mac Johnson. The screen turns black and white and Thaddeus Walker appears on camera. Mac Johnson and Ronnie Wilkins is now on one side in color then Thaddeus on the other in black and white.]

Hart: And it isn’t a Cyberslam without Mr. Thaddeus Walker. And Walker will be taking part in a match he created. The three way dance between himself, Mac Johnson and Ronnie Wilkins.

[Mercer appears on screen and is then followed by Evette holding a purse. The picture stops with the two face to face.]

Nelson: Natalie Mercer is looking at not only her first Cyberslam but her first Pay-Per-View match in general. Will she get her first win in cWo over Evette?

[Mr. Rich is seen throwing money and then is followed by Barret Hawk holding a cowbell.]

Hart: The hick Vs. Millionaire. Will Barret Hawk get retribution for Giant Max’s injuries due to his foolishness? I’ll tell you the answer right now: NO!

[A graphic of Mad Maddie with a bleeped out middle finger followed by Lana Lexington is shown. The graphic stops with both ladies facing off.]

Nelson: Mad Maddie has been claiming to be the real deal for months now and she proved it to Lana Lexington last time they met, can she do it again on the biggest stage of them all?

[Sean Pason flashes across the screen holding up the U.S title. This is followed by a graphic of Mike Logan with Mary-Joe and Sabrina Swallows by his sides. The two men appear in front of the U.S title as the words “Extreme Rules” is shown.]

Hart: Mike Logan just got beat by a girl but he will not let Sean Pason beat him for the title again in an Extreme Rules match. Luckily, he will have the love of his ladies by his side. Prepare to say hello to a new United States Champion.]

[Then a picture of The ChED with an Omega symbol behind him is shown. This is followed by Devon Dice with the cWo logo behind him.]

Nelson: We will also see The ChED face Devon Dice in a grudge match. Devon Dice has been wanting this singles match since November and it took him a triple threat, the Lord of Punishment  tournament and the war between Omega and cWo to get there.

[Jacob Baxter gives the two finger salute followed by Muru performing the Muru Splash across the screen. On one side of the screen Muru stand in front of the cWo Cyberslam logo and Baxter in front of the Omega on the other side.]

Hart: In another Omega Vs. cWo match, Muru has been in Baxter’s crosshairs for weeks now. Finally, he will put Muru out of his misery in a normal one on one match like Muru has requested.

[Chris Michaels shrugs in front of the cWo cyberslam logo as CBK throws punches in front of the Omega symbol. The two stand side by side in front of the Cyberslam graphic.]

Nelson: Here is another match about putting someone out to pasture. CBK Andrew Phillips looks to end the illustrious career of Chris Michaels. As we saw last week, Chris Michaels has more tricks up his sleeve than many would have thought at first. Can he pull the upset? Or will CBK finally cut the cord on his “play thing?”

[A picture of Dangerous beating on Reg Mendel in a cage is followed by Nick Dangerous in front of the Omega symbol. Next Chazz Mendel in front of him brawling with Dangerous. The two men stand in front of the Cyberslam graphic, both with grim looks on their faces.]

Hart: Joel, say what you want about any of the matches, but this one is the most personal, most heated we have seen in months. Chazz Mendel looks for retribution against the Weapon Nick Dangerous. These two have taken this war to a very intimate visceral place. Who will come out on top?

[The cWo world title shatters in front of the screen revealing just the eyes of Heretic. Next up is Serious looking proud. The two men stand in front of the shattered belt.]

Nelson: And finally folks, this will be the big one, the headliner, the grand finale, with the cWo at stake. If Johnny Serious wins, these dark days are over with and a new era arises. If Heretic retains, then it is certain that cWo will burn in it’s own filth. Everyone, including myself is hoping that Johnny Serious pulls off this win! But it still looks uncertain.

[The Cyberslam graphic then fades revealing Robbie Hart and Joel Nelson again.]

Hart: Wow, those are going to be maybe the most thrilling five hours in ones lifetime.

Nelson: And it all begins right now folks, with the cWo Vs. Omega War Games! Lets bring it down to Donna Dixon!

[Fans boo as John Pilchard is seen bustling down the ramp.]

Nelson: Oh brother. John Pilchard just doesn't go away.

Hart: Well if he sticks around, we can at least see the look on his face when Omega gets their butts kicked in!

[In the ring stands senior referee Johnny Williams, ring announcer Mic Benson and cWo owner Tony Awesome.]

DING DING DING

Benson: The following contest is our main event! And is a WarGames match pitting Omega against the cWo. The rules are as follows. cWo and Omega have chosen three representatives, when the bell rings two men will start inside of a roofed steel cage. After five minutes intervals, Tony Awesome's coin toss will determine which team gets the first additional entry in the match, and from which point both teams will alternate on following entries. When all the combatants are in the ring, they are all subject to elimination by pinfall, or submission.

Hart: This is gonna be a war Joel!

[Then, "Demoniality" by Arch Enemy hits the PA system. Boos are plainly heard as Nick Dangerous makes his way down the aisle from the entrance way.]

Benson: Entering the ring first, representing Omega weighing in at two hundred and forty five pounds. He hails from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. Nick Daaaaangerouuuus!

Nelson: I can try to ignore it all I want folks but having joined us is none other than John Pilchard.

Pilchard: It's as much a pleasure for me to be here as it is for you to have me here Joel.

Nelson: Well it's good to know I'm not alone in my displeasure then. We have Nick Dangerous kicking off this War Games match on the Omega spectrum.

Hart: Gotta feel bad for whoever's volunteered to be locked up with this man, this, Weapon.

[Dangerous enters the ring, looking ready to get the show on the road as he stretches his arms and legs with helps of the ring ropes.]

Pilchard: I don't feel sorry for anyone who willingly puts a gun in their mouth.

[After anticipation builds for the opponent, "ARE YOU SERIOUS" is heard over the loudspeaker, before "Elevation" plays.]

Nelson: Well if anyone's gonna take on Nick Dangerous it's gotta be Johnny Serious!

Pilchard: Are you kidding me? Is he out of his mind? Three days before arguably the biggest match in cWo's history and he's stepping in the cage with the weapon?

[Johnny Serious makes his way out the entrance way, making his way down the ramp.]

Benson: And his opponent, leading the cWo. He weighs in at two hundred and forty five pounds and hailing from Hollywood, California. Johnnyyyyy Seeeeriouuuus!

Nelson: Circumstances notwithstanding, I can't imagine a better candidate to lead cWo's charge against Omega, three days away from what will either be a pivotal point in cWo's revival, or the stake in its heart.

Pilchard: I think when this match is over we'll know what to expect. When Johnny Serious is laying down in a pool of his own blood and guts, three days won't be enough to get him in shape for Heretic. No way.

[Serious makes it to the ring, anxious for the bell to sound, as the ominous WarGames cage lowers over the ring.]

Nelson: We're mere moments away from getting this match under way.

[Serious shuffles left and right as he leans into the turnbuckle. Dangerous remains calm as he stands across from Johnny waiting for the cage to lower.]

Hart: I got goosebumps! Everyone involved in this match will be lucky to leave without injury.

[The cage is lowered, as Johnny Williams calls for the bell.]

DING DING DING

Hart: Here we go!

Nelson: This is it folks, our main event.

Pilchard: This is gonna be a slaughter.

[Dangerous and Serious meet in the center of the ring. They exchange words as they go nose to nose.]

Nelson: A real flashback here. All I have to say is Slam in the Sand two thousand eight and cWo die hards will know what I'm talking about.

Hart: They've had a war at Slam in the Sand, bubt they've never stepped in a cage before!

[Dangerous goes for a heavy forearm, but Serious dodges it.]

Nelson: And the fight begins!

[Serious and Dangerous turn to face each other, as Serious hits some right hands.]

Nelson: A series of right hands to kick this one off! This isn't your catch as catch can wrestling match folks, this is a balls to the wall fight.

[Dangerous is set back by another right hand, but quickly recovers as he attempts a boot to the face, but Serious ducks under.]

Nelson: Missed mafia kick by Nick Dangerous.

[Serious hits Dangerous with a discus right hand.]

Nelson: And a hell of a right to knock Dangerous off his feet!

[Dangerous is down, but quickly recovers. Serious meets him with a bionic elbow.]

Nelson: Elbows him down!

[Dangerous gets up, but again meets a bionic elbow to take him down.]

Nelson: Advantage Serious in the early goings of this match!

[As Dangerous gets back up, Serious grabs him by the right arm, and wrenches it.]

Nelson: Twisting his arm, Serious maintains control...

[Serious raises the arm and quickly tugs it downwards, putting a sting on Dangerous' joints. Dangerous backs up as he goes against the ropes.]

Nelson: Serious with the whip.

[Dangerous goes against the ropes, using the momentum on return to take Serious down with a shoulderblock. Dangerous then goes against the ropes once again.]

Nelson: Serious down.

[Dangerous leaps over Serious, who floats over to his chest towards him. On the rebound, Dangerous approaches a recovered Johnny Serious.]

Nelson: Johnny with the dropkick!

Hart: So far so good for the number one contender!

Nelson: Indeed.

Pilchard: He's gonna be in that cage for a long time yet, no use in writing this one off so soon.

Nelson: Don't assume I'm gonna undermine the challenge that lies ahead for Johnny Serious.

[Dangerous is starting to slow down as Serious is on his feet, assisting Dangerous to his. He places Dangerous in a headlock.]

Nelson: Headlock applied. Serious playing it somewhat safe in the early goings of this match.

[Dangerous struggles to break free, finding him stuck in the confines of Serious' tight grip. He squats and pulls as he tries as hard as possible to pry himself out.]

Pilchard: Serious might have more guts than brains, but he has the smarts to know that he can't make any glaring mistakes in this first five minutes of the match. Whoever the next entrant in the match is, is entirely in Tony Awesome's incompetent hands.

Nelson: If their last encounter is any indication, Dangerous and Serious are so closely matched, they know each other so well, a second man on either side would make all the difference.

[Dangerous shimmies back and forth as he uses momentum to pull himself out of the hold. Dangerous takes a step ahead of Serious as he applies a headlock of his own.]

Nelson: Dangerous with a reversal.

[Serious is quick to respond as he walks forward, and attempts to whip Dangerous off. Instead of rebounding off the ropes, Nick grasps the cage with his hands in order to stop himself. Serious charges after him, but Nick stops him with a back elbow. Dangerous turns to Serious, who fires back with a knee lift to the gut. He grabs Dangerous by the head, as he attempt to smash his head into the cage.]

Hart: Here we go!

[Dangerous grips his hands on the cage, preventing any contact being made.]

Nelson: Dangerous almost got the first taste of steel.

[Dangerous elbows Serious in the face. Serious turns away, clutching his chin with his hand, when he turns back to face Dangerous, he meets a wind up european uppercut at the hands of Dangerous.]

Nelson: Ooooh!

Pilchard: That's what I'm talking about. One solid blow is all it takes.

[Serious rolls around the ring, clutching his chest, as Nick takes a moment to recover.]

Pilchard: Serious put together a passable offense but Nick Dangerous can turn the tide in a New York minute.

Nelson: We still got a long ways to go.

[Nick paces himself after Serious. He catches up with him and drops a knee to the chest.]

Pilchard: There's no question that this match is gonna be hell for everyone. But let me put it this way.

[Serious rolls to his stomache, as Dangerous kicks him in the gut.]

Pilchard: The most important match in Johnny Serious' career is in three days. I know for a fact Serious will agree with me on how important that match is to himself and cWo.

[Dangerous mounts Johnny's back, hovering over him on one knee, he clenches his hands under Johnny's chin and pulls back with a nonchalant camel clutch.]

Pilchard: And here he is, in a cage with some of the most dangerous men, not only in cWo, but in the world for at least the twenty minutes it takes to rally up all the participants. Twenty minutes! Pinfalls or submissions aren't even an option until all men are in the ring, do you understand what that means for Johnny Serious?

[Meanwhile, Dangerous releases the camel clutch, after wailing at the head of Serious with an overhead forearm blow.]

Nelson: You're undermining the ability of Johnny Serious and his team.

Pilchard: We don't even know who's on that team, Joel. We're not even five minutes into it, Serious looks like the chess club at recess.

[Dangerous, still kneeled over Serious, picks him up by the head, and hits him with another forearm.]

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Nelson: Five minutes have passed, it's time for the next entrant!

Hart: Hope it's one of our guys!

[Cameras turn from Dangerous, waffling Serious with another forearm, to Tony Awesome, who flips a coin. He observes the result as he consults Mic Benson.]

Benson: The coin has been tossed in favor of...

[Cameras show Nick Dangerous, standing over Serious as he anticipates the decision.]

Benson: Omega!

Hart: Uh oh.

[Boos erupt as Chandler Dalmon is seen expressing arrogance with a smirk on his face as he makes a calm pace down the aisle, laughing his way down. Dangerous gets back to work as he picks up Johnny Serious slowly to his feet.]

Nelson: Looks like Chandler Edsel Dalmon, the CHeD is next in line.

[Dangerous places Serious in a cravate as he digs knees into his stomache.]

Pilchard: Two on one advantage for Omega. If it weren't an uphill climb before it is now. Johnny Serious is a bowl of ice cream in an oven.

Hart: Chandler's in no rush to get in there.

[Chandler walks up to the ring, within breath of the cage as he observes Dangerous at work. Dangerous turns to face Serious and hits a knee lift to keep Serious winded.]

Pilchard: The ocean has the shark, the jungle has the lion and the cWo has Nick Dangerous. You lock a man with a lion, the lion doesn't need help.

Nelson: Be that as it may Chandler has to get in that ring.

[Chandler slowly strolls along the side of the ring, as Nick Dangerous takes Johnny Serious down with a scoop slam.]

Nelson: Nick Dangerous with a body slam, really working at his own pace right now.

[Dangerous paces around a downed Serious as Chandler applauds what he sees. Referees observing outside the cage implore Chandler to take his place in the ring as Chandler seems to pay no mind to their urges.]

Hart: What's Chandler's problem?

Nelson: He's nothing if not unpredictable.

[As Johnny Serious attempts to recover, on his hands and knees, Dangerous sticks his elbow forward, and leans towards him, letting gravity take hold as his elbow collides with the back of Johnny's head.]

Nelson: Dangerous continues on the offensive.

[Dangerous gets back to his feet.]

Hart: Johnny really needs the next five minute interval to come around. These first ten minutes of the match have to feel like a small eternity.

[Dangerous stings Serious with another falling forearm shot.]

Nelson: Those forearm blows are just brutal.

Hart: Chandler Dalmon still hasn't gotten in the ring!

[Cameras see Chandler still simply appreciating the view as Dangerous slowly brings Johnny Serious to his feet. Dangerous hits him with a knife edge chop.]

Nelson: Ooh, what a chop!

[Serious writhes in pain as Nick delivers another chop.]

Hart: Man..

[Dangerous pulls Serious in and places him in a front face lock. He delivers knees to the chest.]

Nelson: I can only hope that Pilchard isn't right in his assessment that participating in this match isn't setting Johnny Serious up for disappointment at Cyberslam.

Pilchard: I think that goes without question.

[Dangerous hooks Serious' arm as he prepares for a suplex.]

Nelson: Finally Johnny Serious showing some signs of life.

[Serious keeps himself grounded, preventing Dangerous from hoisting him up for a suplex.]

Nelson: Dangerous wants Serious to go up, when Serious prefers to stay down.

[Dangerous tries to hoist him up again, but Serious still resists. Dangerous becomes frustrated as he wears Serious out with more knees to the stomache.]

Pilchard: Dangerous will find a way to get what he wants.

[Dangerous tries for a suplex again, but Serious spins out of it, and whips Dangerous against the ropes.]

Nelson: Perhaps not this time as Dangerous is sent against the ropes!

[Dangerous ducks under a clothesline from Serious, as Nick goes against the opposite ropes.]

Nelson: Clothesline, missed!

[Dangerous comes back, as Serious hooks him in a sleeper hold.]

Nelson: Sleeper hold applied!

Hart: If Serious has his way Dangerous will be sleeping till the match is over!

Pilchard: Oh wouldn't that just be convenient.

[Chandler is all of a sudden seen showing concern for Nick Dangerous as he begins searching under the ring apron.]

Hart: What's Chandler doing! He should be kicked out of the match entirely if he doesn't wanna get in there!

[Chandler brings out a chair to the dismay of the crowd. Referees swing the hands towards the chair trying to grab it out of his hands as he rushes up the stairs and into the cage door.]

Nelson: What an opportunistic slimeball!

Pilchard: All that time at DevRy must have done something right for him.

[Chandler, in the ring, charges Serious with the chair belting out a primal scream, as he approaches, Serious bends over while the sleeperhold is still applied.]

Nelson: Look out! Goodness what a move! Serious just back body dropped Chandler Dalmon into the cage wall!

[Fans cheer loudly as Chandler presses his hand against his back in agony.]

Hart: DevRy couldn't prepare him for that could they John?

[Nick Dangerous then backs up furiously into the turnbuckle. The collision causes Serious to lose grip.]

Nelson: Dangerous breaks out of the sleeper.

[Dangerous holds both arms back as he grabs Serious and snap mares him towards the center of the ring.]

Nelson: Snapmare!

[Serious slowly rises to his feet as Dangerous shakes off the cobwebs in the corner.]

Nelson: We're approaching the next five minute interval folks...

Hart: Look out!

[Dangerous then rushes at Serious and hits his trademark rolling kippou kick.]

Nelson: DANGEROUS KICK!

Hart: Serious just got nailed!

Pilchard: Just in time for the next victim.

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Nelson: Who's it gonna be?

[Fans cheer as Muru makes his way down the aisle.]

Nelson: It's Muru! Muru's rushing to get his hands on any member of Omega he can!

[As Muru approaches the stairs, referees Hector Garcia and Aaron Blake open the cage door for him momentarily before a recovered Chandler Dalmon holds the door shut with his hands, preventing Muru entry.]

Pilchard: More smart thinking from Chandler Dalmon here. He's giving Dangerous more time to ply his craft, to do what he does best and kill the "heart" of cWo.

[Meanwhile Dangerous stomps away at a seated Johnny Serious in the corner of the ring. He kneels down towards him as he begins biting his forehead.]

Hart: He's biting him!

Pilchard: Muru has to find a way in there if he wants cWo's "savior" to live to fight another day. Less than five minutes and Jacob Baxter's in this match, if the odds aren't stacked enough.

[Dangerous then picks Serious up by the head. Once he brings him up he tosses him head first into the steel cage.]

Nelson: No! The threat of the caged environment is starting to become very real.

Pilchard: It was only a matter of time before it took influence in this match.

[Out of desperation Muru looks under the ring, Chandler rattles the cage door to get Muru's attention, quickly Muru digs out a chair and slams it against Chandler's fingers.]

Nelson: Would you look at that! Muru getting in by force!

[The referees close the cage door behind him as Muru drops the chair and makes his way into the ring.]

Nelson: Fingers crossed for Muru as he steps into the lion's den!

[Muru clotheslines Chandler to the mat.]

Nelson: Greets Chandler with a clothesline!

[Dangerous takes notice as he charges in after Muru, who responds with a low dropkick.]

Nelson: A dropkick to the knees!

[Muru gets up to his feet and drops Dangerous with a running back elbow.]

Nelson: Nick is down!

[Muru catches up to a recovered Chandler Dalmon and hits a snap suplex.]

Nelson: Quick suplex to the Ched! Muru's making the save without a hitch!

[Dangerous charges after Muru again, who hits a back body drop that sends Dangerous landing on the Ched.]

Hart: He's on a roll!

[In a bad way, both Dangerous and the Ched help each other to their feet slowly but surely. Muru wraps his arms around their heads.]

Pilchard: Nothing short of a miracle for Muru here.

Nelson: A bulldog for two!

[Fans erupt as Muru makes his offense count. Muru gets up from the mat and takes in the adulation for a very brief moment, before checking on Johnny Serious.]

Nelson: Muru tending to Johnny Serious.

Hart: He's got momentum on his side, he should keep going!

[Muru sees Serious isn't in shape to move, and quickly starts climbing the turnbuckle.]

Nelson: Jacob Baxter's looming Robbie, in about two minutes time the Bastard himself will round out Omega's team.

Hart: Don't look now, Muru's gonna fly!

[Muru stands on the top rope, as Nick Dangerous looks to be recovering.]

Hart: What's he gonna do?

[Dangerous gets up, as Muru leaps.]

Nelson: Lookout-no!

[Muru collapses to the mat after a chair is flung towards him courtesy of Chandler Dalmon.]

Pilchard: And like that everything's back the way it's always been. Omega's in control.

[Chandler and Dangerous both take a moment to catch their breath as Muru clutches his ribs.]

Pilchard: The clock is ticking. Things aren't gonna get any better for these guys in the next few minutes.

[Chandler keeps Muru grounded by dropping an elbow to the ribs.]

Hart: I hate to say it Joel but Pilchard's right.

[Dangerous turns his attention back to Johnny Serious, who is slowly making his way up, when Nick catches up with him, Serious delivers a few forearms into his gut.]

Nelson: Johnny Serious fighting with every last breath!

[Fans rally in support of Johnny Serious, who fires more shots as he makes his way to his feet. Chandler gets up from dropping another elbow on Muru to try and assist Dangerous, but as he catches up with the two, Serious takes them out with a double clothesline.]

Nelson: Yes! Serious isn't going down without a fight!

[Both Chandler and Dangerous slowly bring themselves to their feet while a determined Johnny Serious puts Chandler back down with a right hand.]

Nelson: Chandler's down!

[When he turns to face Dangerous, Nick tilt-a-whirls Serious onto his shoulder and rams him head first into the steel cage wall.]

Nelson: No!

[Meanwhile a recovered Chandler Dalmon makes his way back to Muru, picking him up to his feet. Dangerous assists Serious to his feet as well.]

Nelson: Things aren't looking good for cWo's team.

Hart: It's looking downright bleak.

Pilchard: Their only saving grace is that old hack Chris Michaels, and at the rate things are going, you might as well call it a three on one advantage for Omega.

[Nick aggressively presses Johnny Serious' face against the steel cage.]

Nelson: Dangerous smothering Serious' face against the steel.

Hart: Like he's trying to grate some cheese.

[Meanwhile Chandler is seen pushing Muru chest first into the ropes, on the rebound Chandler digs his forearm into the small of his back.]

Hart: Muru and Serious, man...these guys gotta do something! Anything!

Nelson: What can they do Robbie?

Pilchard: There's nothing they can do but just hope Omega doesn't go too hard on them.

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Pilchard: And this is it. The longest five minutes of Muru and Johnny Serious' lives.

[Fans boo as Jacob Baxter walks down the aisle. Meanwhile in the ring, Chandler chokes Muru in the corner of the ring, while Dangerous has Serious with his upper body outside of the ring over the second rope, pulling back on his chin, arching his back over the top rope.]

Pilchard: Tony Awesome is such a simpleton. Why didn't he just lie about the coin toss?

Nelson: Because unlike some people, there are those who still believe in honesty and respect.

Pilchard: I'm just as honest as Tony Awesome, or Johnny Serious. This whole idea of respect is what got Serious and Muru where they are in the first place!

[Chandler Dalmon holds Muru's arms back as Jacob Baxter enters the cage door. He cracks his knuckles.]

Pilchard: And now Muru has no choice but to face the music.

Nelson: He's face to face with the man he's wanted to get his hands on one on one for over two months.

[Jacob Baxter peppers Muru with right and left hands to the gut. Baxter then slaps him in the face.]

Hart: Well I don't think this is how he imagined the showdown would happen.

[Jacob goes against the ropes, and nails a Hooligan Kick on his rival.]

Nelson: No!

[Meanwhile Nick Dangerous hits an exploder suplex on Johnny Serious.]

Hart: John are you writing notes?

Pilchard: You think I'm just out here to see a show?

Nelson: Why are you writing notes?

Pilchard: When my book gets published I want to make sure I have all my facts straight. I'm just making a point of how Johnny Serious spent his time before the match that put a knife in cWo's heart.

[Dangerous, Baxter and Chandler cooperate to pick up Johnny Serious.]

Nelson: Oh I bet you're just loving this.

Pilchard: What we're seeing here is cWo getting what it deserves.

[The three men send Johnny Serious face first into the steel cage.]

Nelson: Getting what it deserves? What did cWo do to deserve this?

[The trio then look to Muru. Jacob Baxter lays in a few kicks as they look down on him.]

Pilchard: Please, don't get me started. Let me put it this way, a year ago cWo sprouted a tumor.

[Omega help Muru up as they throw him face first into the side of the cage opposite Serious.]

Pilchard: And the cWo did absolutely nothing about it until it grew and grew.

Nelson: Countless people tried to stop him!

[Inaudibly Baxter speaks to Nick Dangerous, providing him some sort of instructions.]

Pilchard: Then why is he still here, huh? Why are two men being assaulted right before our eyes?

[Nick Dangerous begins picking Muru up to his feet as Baxter picks up a chair.]

Nelson: Well it's not for lack of trying that's for sure.

Pilchard: Oh yeah they tried, but this whole time Heretic told cWo what they needed to do to stop him, and no one's been willing to go there. And the one guy who did is most likely in a cell of his own! A padded cell!

[Baxter is about to swing the chair, but Chandler stops him.]

Nelson: Well this is neither the time or the place for us to be having this conversation. Right now we're about to see perhaps a finishing touch on poor Muru.

[Baxter shoots Chandler a puzzled look as Chandler gestures that he's gonna take the swing. Like a baseball player at bat he takes a few practise swings. He braces himself for a shot, he looks at Baxter and says "are you watching this?" as Baxter responds saying "just swing you ponce."]

Nelson: A bit of showmanship from Chandler Dalmon.

[Chandler swings overhead when Muru at the last second gets out of the way.]

Hart: Oh man!

Nelson: Nick Dangerous just got nailed with Chandler Dalmon's steel chair!

[Chandler looks down in shock at what he had just done, as Baxter looks at him in disappointment, when Muru bounces up and dropkicks the chair into Chandler.]

Hart: Bad news for Omega!

[Baxter kicks Muru in the stomache.]

Pilchard: He's still got Baxter to answer to.

[Baxter picks Muru up for a suplex.]

Nelson: Baxter with a suplex!

[Muru sneaks out halfway and lands on his feet behind Baxter.]

Nelson: Muru breaks free!

[Muru makes a german suplex attempt.]

Nelson: German! No!

[Baxter wraps aruond Muru with a waistlock of his own, then a full nelson.]

Hart: Uh oh, Muru's gonna get Bastardized!

[Then, Johnny Serious comes from behind Baxter with a steel chair to the back.]

Nelson: Johnny Serious makes the save!

[Muru, free of Baxter's grasp, goes behind him and hits Spilt Milk.]

Nelson: Spilt Milk! Spilt Milk! Baxter's down!

Hart: Omega's down, Joel!

Nelson: Muru and Johnny Serious are standing over Omega!

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Nelson: Chris Michaels is rounding out the team!

Hart: All bets are off now Joel! Pins and submissions are now in the cards!

[Cameras catch Chris Michaels rushing down the aisle as Johnny Serious exhaustedly urges Muru to make the pin.]

Nelson: Baxter's out!

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Dalmon makes the save!

[Chris Michaels is in the ring, as Johnny Serious and Muru stand at different sides of Chandler Dalmon. The CHeD slowly gets to his feet, finding himself face to face with Muru, out of fear he turns to run away, but finds himself facing Johnny Serious.]

Nelson: Dalmon's got nowhere to go!

[Dalmon backs away from Serious, as he backs into Chris Michaels. Michaels, with his hands on his hips, looks at Dalmon for a moment, before turning him around, and tossing him head first into the cage.]

Nelson: Team cWo are in control!

[Serious and Muru rush in, anxious to get their hands on Dalmon, Muru then takes Chandler by the head and tosses him to the opposite side of the cage.]

Hart: They're making a pinata out of the CHeD!

[Serious then grabs a dazed Chandler and throws him into another side of the cage.]

Pilchard: I'll say that I don't envy Chandler Dalmon a single bit.

[Chandler falls to his knees, then slowly falters to his stomache. Michaels stands in between Muru and Serious as he slaps his right knee.]

Nelson: I think Chandler Dalmon has a superkick in his future!

[Fans rally behind Michaels as he looks on at Chandler Dalmon, slowly getting to his feet.]

Nelson: Come on! Get up CHeD!

[He gets up in a daze, to find himself on the opposite end of a superkick.]

Nelson: Superkick! It connects!

[Michaels goes for the pin.]

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Nelson: Dalmon's out!

Benson: Chandler Edsel Dalmon has been eliminated!

Hart It's three on two for the good guys!

[Muru, Michaels and Serious bring their attention to Nick Dangerous, who's head is gushing from Dalmon's chairshot.]

Hart: Look at Dangerous!

[Dangerous huffs at the three fan favorites. As the blood comes down his face he looks as miserable as he usually is. welcoming a challenge.]

Hart: That just looks scary.

[Serious and Muru charge Dangerous, who takes them down with a double clothesline.]

Nelson: It looks like something snapped in Nick Dangerous!

Pilchard: Someone's going down.

[Dangerous goes right to Michaels, the two exchange blows.]

Hart: We got a slugfest!

[Michaels stops throwing punches as he grabs Nick by the head, he tosses him head first into the cage, he presses his head against it. He rubs his head against the cage as he drags Nick into the the corner.]

Nelson: Michaels scraping an open wound against the cage!

[Michaels leans Dangerous into the turnbuckle, and starts throwing punches to the head.]

Nelson: Nick's found a second wind but Michaels is fresh, and he's putting a stop to it.

[Nick blocks a punch, and turns Michaels around and delivers a hard knife edge chop.]

Nelson: Oooh.

Pilchard: Doesn't matter how fresh Michaels is, Dangerous is Dangerous.

[Dangerous buries forearms into Michaels' chest, weakening Michaels, who's squatted against the second turnbuckle. Dangerous takes his attention off of Michaels as he headbutts a recovering Johnny Serious back down, and gives a headbutt to Muru.]

Pilchard: Nick's really just wrecking shop.

[He turns back to Michaels, who grabs him by the head and tosses him back into the turnbuckle. Michaels slaps him in the face, the volume of the slap has the crowd awestruck, letting out a collective "ooooh."]

Nelson: That'll take Nick back to reality!

[Michaels lifts Nick up to a seated position on the top rope.]

Hart: And whatever he's got in mind is gonna take him out of this match!

[Michaels climbs after Dangerous who tries to resist, hammering forearms against HotShot's back.]

Pilchard: I don't think Michaels thought this all the way through.

[Dangerous helps Michaels up to the second rope, placing him in a double underhook, as he digs into Michaels with repeated headbutts.]

Nelson: Nick doing everything in his power to keep Michaels from following up here.

[He releases Michaels, who falls down to the mat.]

Hart: Is Dangerous gonna fly?

[Dangerous steadies himself on the top rope, grasping the top of the cage with his hands to keep his balance.]

Nelson: I don't know what we're gonna see here.

[Michaels on instinct gets back to his feet and jumps back on the second turnbuckle. He punches Dangerous in the stomache, and hooks him up for a suplex.]

Nelson: Looks like it's gonna be a superplex!

[Before Michaels can follow through, Baxter returns to the scene with a chairshot to the back.]

Nelson: Someone get that chair out of that cage!

Pilchard: It's anything goes, Joel.

[As Michaels nurses his back, Nick wraps his arms around Michaels' body, and hoists him to the top rope. He spins around on the top rope so Micahels' back faces towards the cage.]

Nelson: Oh my god!

Hart: Stick a fork in Michaels, he's done!

Nelson: Nick Dangerous just hit a belly to belly suplex on Chris Michaels from the top rope!

Pilchard: And the advantage falls back in Omega's hands.

[While Nick is down Baxter as quick as possible hovers over Michaels for a pin.]

Pilchard: This is it for Michaels.

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Muru makes the save!

[Muru hammers on Baxter's back a few times before helping him to his feet. Baxter gets up and throws wild lefts and rights to Muru, who fires back in similar fashion, Baxter breaks through with an eye rake.]

Nelson: Baxter against the ropes.

[Baxter rebounds off the ropes, but runs into a hurricanrana.]

Nelson: Hurricanrana and a pin!

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Baxter kicks out.

[Muru begins picking Baxter up to his feet. Baxter slaps Muru's hands away once up, as he whips Muru against the ropes.]

Nelson: Baxter now with an irish whip.

[Baxter goes against the opposite ropes.]

Nelson: Muru dodges another Hooligan Kick!

[Muru then jumps on the second rope, springboarding off into Baxter.]

Hart: Whoa!

Nelson: Springboard tornado DDT!

[Muru rolls over for a pin.]

ONE

TWO

[Dangerous then comes back to the scene, pulling Muru off Baxter by the foot, before placing him in a Dangerous Armbar.]

Pilchard: Dangerous Armbar! Dangerous Armbar! This is it!

[Muru swings his right arm about as his left arm is wrenched in the armbar. Johnny Williams keeps an eye on Muru, checking to see if he taps out as Nick lets out a loud primal scream trying to apply as much pressure to the arm as possible.]

Nelson: Muru's in a bad way right now.

Hart: Nick Dangerous would just as soon rip his arm out of the socket!

Pilchard: It's only a matter of seconds.

[Fans cheer as Johnny Serious drops an elbow on Dangerous to break the hold.]

Nelson: Serious with an elbow drop!

Hart: Omega might get completely sweeped!

[Dangerous rises to his feet to go toe to toe with Serious. Serious fires first with two right hands, he then goes against the ropes, on the rebound Dangerous goes for a hip toss, but Serious reverses.]

Nelson: Dangerous down with the hip toss!

[Dangerous slowly rises to his feet as Serious assists him part way, then hooks him in for a suplex.]

Nelson: And he follows up with a vertical suplex!

[Serious floats over with a pin.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: But Nick kicks out!

Hart: Just keep going!

[Serious stands up as he shouts "LET'S GET SERIOUS!"]

Nelson: Well Serious looks ready to call it a night.

[Serious then looks on at a recovering Dangerous, in a prepared stance, when suddenly his attention is brought elsewhere.]

Hart: He's getting hardcore!

[Serious picks up the chair, slamming it against the mat in anticipation for Nick Dangerous.]

Nelson: Looks like he wants to hit Nick Dangerous with a chairshot reminding us of when Dangerous hit Serious with a chair at Cyberslam of last year!

[Slowly Dangerous rises, as Serious prepares the swing.]

Nelson: Wait a minute!

[As Serious reaches back for the shot, Jacob Baxter grabs the chair from behind, Serious turns to face Baxter, who rams the chair into his ribs.]

Nelson: Oooh!

Hart: Lookout!

[Baxter reaches back for a big swing.]

Nelson: Oh my god!

[Baxter nails Chris Michaels in the head, who dives in the way of the chair to protect Johnny Serious.]

Hart: What the? What's Michaels thinking?

Nelson: Well Michaels just saved Serious' head.

[Michaels is laid out, while Serious sits on his knees, Baxter boots Serious in the head to knock him down.]

Nelson: Baxter, pinning Michaels.

ONE

TWO

[Dangerous piles on top of Muru to prevent him from breaking the pin.]

THREE

Nelson: Damnit!

Benson: Chris Michaels has been eliminated!

[Officials Hector Garcia and Aaron Blake enter the cage to assist Michaels out as the match continues.]

Pilchard: Baxter just evened out the odds. The freshest of the team cWo is out, Serious has been fighting for near a half hour, it's not looking good for the heart of cWo.

[Dangerous brings Muru to his feet, and sends him into the cage head first.]

Nelson: I think Michaels took the fall to save Serious a possible concussion before Cyberslam!

[Baxter helps Serious to his feet and sends him into the cage as well.]

Pilchard: The irony of that is he just subject Serious to more time in the cage. Now you know Baxter and Dangeous are gonna make him pay for that.

[Baxter goes for a pin.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Serious kicks out!

[Dangerous goes over to assist Jacob Baxter, he grabs Johnny Serious by the legs.]

Hart: Uh oh.

Nelson: Is Dangerous doing what I think he's doing?

[Serious' eyes widen as Nick locks in his now trademark submission hold.]

Nelson: Yes, Dangerous has Serious in his inverted Texas Cloverleaf!

Pilchard: If he were smart he'd tap out. This hold is responsible for Chazz Mendel's nagging back problems, Serious doesn't want that going into Cyberslam.

Nelson: I don't think Serious is gonna willingly give in to Omega in any fashion.

Pilchard: He'd be stupid not to if you ask me.

Nelson: Well no one's asking you.

[Muru is getting up to his feet as Baxter enters a defensive stance, prepared to fend him off from breaking the submission. Muru shoves Baxter aggressively, causing him to bump into Nick Dangerous and lose his grip.]

Nelson: Muru may have saved Serious there.

[Muru throws a right hand at Jacob Baxter, followed by a back elbow to Nick Dangerous.]

Nelson: And Muru throwing every available limb at Omega.

[Muru kicks Baxter in the gut, then sends a knife edge chop to Nick Dangerous.]

Hart: He's going toe to toe with both of them!

[Muru hits a knee lift on the groggy Jacob Baxter, but then Nick Dangerous traps him in a front face lock.]

Nelson: Nick Dangerous hooks on the hold that put Reg Mendel in the hospital!

[Nick Dangerous and Jacob Baxter simulataneously hammer forearms to the back of Muru as they back him up towards the ropes.]

Nelson: Baxter and Dangerous with an irish whip.

[Dangerous and Baxter center themselves in the ring as they go for a double back body drop.]

Nelson: Back body drop.

Hart: Whoa!

[Muru flips in mid air and lands on his feet.]

Nelson: Muru still has a few tricks up his sleeve! What athleticism!

[Muru bends over and picks up the now infamous steel chair Chandler Dalmon introduced to the match.]

Nelson: Lookout!

[Muru nails Nick Dangerous in the head with a chair. Nick falls straight down.]

Hart: Wham!

[Jacob Baxter tries to stop Muru but Muru quickly hits him with a chair as well. Baxter lands on a fallen Nick Dangerous.]

Nelson: The tides have turned in a big way!

Pilchard: If Johnny Williams were anything of a referee he'd have gotten rid of that chair a long time ago!

Nelson: Turnabout is fair play John!

Pilchard: Don't try and spin it, this is far from fair!

[Muru topples both Baxter and Dangerous.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: NO! They kicked out!

[Muru lays back on the mat, obviously wishing that was it for the two, Baxter and Dangerous still lie down, having kicked out on instinct.]

Pilchard: Muru might have gotten lucky with the chair but that kickout just gave Omega the mental edge.

Hart: Will you stop it? Omega's getting their asses kicked!

Pilchard: I think it's a bit late in the game for you to start playing good samaritan Robbie.

Hart: I'm just calling it like I see it!

Pilchard: Well you might wanna look at it properly.

[Muru slowly climbs the turnbuckle.]

Hart: Well what I'm seeing, and I could be wrong, but Omega's about to get Muru splashed out of here!

Pilchard: Yeah that'll be the day.

[Muru looks down on Baxter and Dangerous, showing no signs of movement, when Muru decides to climb even further.]

Nelson: Muru's climbing the cage!

Pilchard: Heh, maybe Muru should've gone to DevRy.

Hart: If he hits this it's over!

Pilchard: Well that looming if makes a world of difference.

[Muru climbs near the roof of the cage, he looks back as the fans cheer.]

Hart: Do it! Jump!

[Muru jumps back, falling down with a Muru splash.]

Nelson: Lookout!

[Jacob Baxter rolls out of the way at the last second, leaving Muru to hit Nick Dangerous.]

Hart: He's got him!

ONE

TWO

THREE

Nelson: Nick Dangerous is out!

Benson: Nick Dangerous has been eliminated!

Pilchard: Yeah alright, Jacob Baxter is still in so don't get all worked up!

Hart: You're sweating John!

[Jacob Baxter on instinct gets behind an exhausted Muru and helps him to his feet.]

Nelson: No no no no!

Pilchard: Muru just got bastardized!

[Jacob Baxter hits his trademark finisher on Muru, knocking him down for the count.]

ONE

TWO

THREE

Nelson: No!

Benson: Muru has been eliminated!

Pilchard: Down to two. One man has been in for a bit over ten minutes, another has been in for over a half hour.

Nelson: We can only hope Serious can capture the momentum before going head to head with the devil himself.

Pilchard: Hope, hope, hope is all you have. It's real pathetic listening to all your talk of hope.

[Jacob Baxter leans in the corner, looking down on Serious as officials pull Dangerous and Muru out of the ring.]

Nelson: Well what do you want me to say? You want me to give kudos to the biggest group of criminals and psychopaths this organization has seen?

Pilchard: I expect you to report the facts as they are. What you see here is annihilation. Even if cWo overcome Omega there would be no cWo left to keep going.

Nelson: That's just what you want so you can sell your stupid book!

Pilchard: This has nothing to do with my book.

Nelson: Then what explains your craving for cWo's demise?

Pilchard: My craving? Am I a sycophant? cWo deserves this. They allowed this to happen and the only man who tried to stop it at the very beginning, the man everyone's relying on to make this right, can barely stand.

[Baxter cracks his knuckles as Johnny Serious struggles to his feet.]

Nelson: No no no!

[Baxter rushes at Serious with a hard right hand.]

Pilchard: And here's a preview of Cyberslam.

[Baxter falls down with a pin.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: He kicks out!

Pilchard: That's a good thing? He's just making things worse for himself!

Nelson: Worse? Inspiring a locker room is making things worse?

Pilchard: Serious can't afford to worry about the locker room, he needs to worry about himself.

Nelson: No surprise hearing that from you.

[Baxter returns to the corner, as he awaits Johnny Serious getting back to his feet.]

Nelson: So Serious is just supposed to lay down and take the fall?

Pilchard: Exactly.

Nelson: Wouldn't you rather go into the biggest match of your life with some dignity?

Pilchard: Who needs dignity? Worry about your reputation once you cure your cancer.

[Serious gets up again, as Baxter takes him down with a Hooligan Kick.]

Nelson: No! Baxter with the Hooligan Kick!

ONE

TWO

Hart: You gotta be kiddin'!

Pilchard: Is he a moron?

Nelson: He's a man!

Pilchard: That's exactly right, he's just a man. He's a broken man, to stop Heretic you need an army. Serious is on a pedestal now, he's been built up so much only to fail, and when he fails cWo will have nothing.

Nelson: Will you stop?

[Baxter has enough as he picks Johnny Serious up.]

Hart: Serious can't have much left.

[Baxter hits Serious with the Bastardizer.]

Pilchard: That's the end of it.

[Baxter makes the pin.]

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

["F*ckin' in the bushes" hits the PA system.]

Pilchard: There's your savior boys and girls! The one man gang! Superman!

Nelson: Enough alright?

Hart: Yeah if you hate this place so much then get out!

Pilchard: Cyberslam is the biggest wrestling event of the year. I just don't want to sit and watch you plug your goody two shoes propaganda at us when Johnny Serious is ill suited for the position. What you see now is what you're gonna see in three days.

[Jacob Baxter makes a groggy exit as his work is done. Fans boo as Serious lay on the mat lifeless.]

Pilchard: Gentlemen...it's been a pleasure working with you.

[We hear a muffling of the headset.]

Hart: He left about a half hour too late.

Nelson: Folks please tune in to Cyberslam this Sunday, Serious came up short tonight but he's the best we got, this was war tonight, but hell awaits and he'll need all the support he can get. Just hope that this isn't the last time that I Joel Nelson, and Robbie Hart sign off another installment of Driven. Goodnight folks.