Well my boss called me up and said to come into work.
I just hung up on that slave-driving jerk.
I'm goin' to Rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

You think I'd rather be sweatin' on the dock?
Or watching somebody use a hammerlock?
I'm goin' to Rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N That's Rasslin'

I like to watch ASM smash his axe off the corner post
And that Hooligan kick delivered by Jacob Baxter
Johnny Serious and Muru are what I like the most
And the alley opp and aeroplane spin like only Thaddeus Walker can!

Boss called again said it's time and a half if you come in tonight
I just had to laugh
I'm goin' to Rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N That's Rasslin'

Well my girlfriend called and friend she could be a model for Fredrick's of Hollywood
But she was hassled, really hassled!
Said I could come over early and stay real late
But I told her honey if we got a date we're goin' to rasslin
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N That's Rasslin'

As Chazz Mendel when he's really high in flight
Cool as Ice Devon Dice when he's out there struttin'
Big Ronnie Wilkins must be seven foot nine!
I wouldn't miss this for a dozen girls.
I wouldn't miss this if for nothin'

I said Honey I hope you ain't hurt
She said I'm puttin' on my rasslin' shirt
I'm goin to rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

Well last night I dreamed my life was over
There were golden streets and fields of clover
And the lights, they were dazzlin'.
I looked for ol' Prophet Mohammad at the pearly gates
I found a note that said I won't be too late
I'm goin' to Rasslin'
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

There's the gigolo Mike Logan with all his lovely ladies
There's Nick Dangerous with his trademark armbar
And I'll never forget the classic battles of seven years ago!
Two champions Chris Michaels and Notorious JON
Mohammad told me as he let me in
From now on, every Thursday, Karl, we're goin' to rasslin
Goin' to Rasslin!

He spelled it
R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

Boy if I'd known this was gonna happen I wouldn't have bought these advance tickets!
Hey Mohammad, will all my virgins have a ringside seat?
Is ole' JJ gonna be up here any time soon?

R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

[The camera pans around the DCU Center in Worcester, Massachusetts as fireworks go off from the ceiling shooting towards the stage. The stage alights on both sides, then fireworks erupt from both sides of the cWo tron. The camera then focuses on the crowd, highlighting such signs as “CBK? GSK!! GOT SERIOUS'D KID,” “The Greatest US Champ on Earth!” and “NO POPEYE'S NO PEACE!!” The camera then focuses on Joel Nelson and Robbie Hart seated at the announce position.]

Nelson: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to cWo Driven! I'm Joel Nelson and joining me at the broadcast table is the one and only Robbie Hart. We're one week passed Warfare, and the entire cWo landscape has had some big changes in the various title pictures with Detroit Jack Gibson making good on his claim to capture the Television Title in that fast paced Triple Threat match against Victor Emmit and Sledge Rockwell, to Muru winning a four way ladder match against then champion Mike Logan, Devon Dice, and Jacob Baxter. And let's not forget about Mad Maddie taking it to Chastity McGavin in that weapons match and winning the cWo Women's title!

Hart: Women schmimmin, Joel! Nobody cares about women's wrestling, I've been told!

Nelson: You're sorely mistaken, Robbie. But perhaps the biggest piece of news coming out of Warfare came from the grueling, gut wrenching "I Quit" match between Chazz Mendel and Nick Dangerous. After months of bitter, brutal battles, it all came to a head where the loser had to say "I Quit" and walk away from the cWo! In the end, it was Nick Dangerous that uttered those words after throwing everything but the kitchen sink at Chazz Mendel.

Hart: He probably should have found one and used it! Who knows what they put under the ring these days.

Nelson: Maybe so. But it's too late for that, and Mendel put the exclamation point on a bitter, bloody feud between the Mendel and Dangerous households. And if that wasn't enough, the World Champion Johnny Serious was able to defeat The Comeback Kid, Andrew Phillips in what I'm calling an instant classic.

Hart: It was a sight to see, that's for sure. And in case any of you missed it, check your local cable or satelite providers for the replays being broadcast all week! Don't be a jerk and pirate it! Or we'll find you...

Nelson: Oh Robbie, you're full of it today! And speaking of full, we've got some great matches lined up for you tonight when we see up and coming women's wrestler Cassie Charisma go one on one with Evette! Also scheduled will be Barrett Hawk squaring off against JJ Carter who of course had his own circumstances take a turn at Warfare.

Hart: A turn for the worst is more like it. The dummy can't even fight for money, GOOD money, Mr. Rich money!

Nelson: Well if there's one thing we can say about JJ Carter, is that he's a man of principle. We've got some good matches scheduled for tonight, and let's get right to...

["Princes Of The Universe" by Queen starts playing over the PA system and the fans immediately boo the entrance of Chandler Edsel Dalmon. The ChED walks out onto the stage and looks out onto the crowd with disdain.]

Nelson: Well there's someone we haven't seen since a week out of Cyberslam, Chandler Edsel Dalmon! Last we saw of him, he was packing his bags and leaving. I wonder what brings him back?

[The ChED power walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans seated along the aisle.]

Hart: Times are tough, Joel. I'm betting the economy drove him back here! He needs money for first editions! A man of Chandler's taste has to have the best.

[He enters the ring and immediately snatches the microphone from Donna Dixon as his entrance music dies down. The boos still echo through the arena.]

The ChED: The last time you all saw me in any shape or form on cWo programming, I announced to the world that I was quitting... That I was throwing in the towel... The master plan had failed, the mastermind was defeated in the center of the ring in classic fashion. You peons got what you wanted and they even played U2 just to rub the pathetic sight in our faces even more.

[Chandler pauses momentarilly.]

The ChED: I left, and with that, so did the thoughts of "WE." "Where did "WE" go wrong?" turned into "where did "I" go wrong?" As the protagonist in my own rise to prominance, this is the part of the story where I reflect, find the source of my initial fall from grace, and confront it man to man! Which brought me back to one specific moment.

[The ChED pauses and motions to the cWoTron as it comes to life. On the tron, a scene from the To Hell and Back Pay Per View is shown, Chazz Mendel is standing in the ring with Chandler Dalmon, then United States Champion.]

DING DING DING

[As the opening bell rings, Chandler comes out quickly, as does Chazz.]

Dalmon: Discus Clothesliiahhhhhhhh!!!!

[Chazz grabs Chandler's arm and jumps up, locking in an armbar as Dalmon is standing.]

Nelson: What a move from Chazz Mendel! That's the flying armbar submission he named The Reg Mendel Special! And look at Chandler Dalmon! He's got no choice but to tap out!

Hart: I can't say I blame him! What a move from Mendel! I didn't see this coming!

DING DING DING

[The cWoTron fades to black, and Chandler is shown looking at it in disgust.]

The ChED: Between those bells was where it all started. I was a champion! I had the world in front of me and was poised to leave an everlasting imprint on not only this business, but the entire world! The events of To Hell and Back left a taste in my mouth that I can't get rid of to this day! From that moment on, I was used! Nothing more than a pawn in a Villainous game, and THAT is what brought me back! Retribution is what I...

[The ChED is cut off by "Tiger The Lion" kicking in. The crowd erupts with Cheers as Chazz Mendel comes walking out from the back in street clothes, looking a little worse for wear after his match with Nick Dangerous at Warfare.]

Nelson: Finally! I thought it would never end! Here comes Chazz Mendel!

Hart: He's looking rough, isn't he?

[Chazz takes a minute to milk the ovation from the crowd a little more, much to the disapproval of The ChED.]

Nelson: Well you try going to war with Nick Dangerous and we'll see how you look four days after the fact.

Hart: I believe the correct term for that would be hamburger, Joel.

Nelson: Too true.

[Chazz pulls a microphone from his back pocket and "Tiger The Lion" dies down quickly.]

Mendel: So let me get this straight. This is my fault? You're blaming me?

The ChED: YES! If it wasn't for you, I could be world champion right now! You fooled me into believing in you, Chazz. Remember? Dare I say, I idolized you!

[Chazz shakes his head disappointingly.]

Mendel: Well there's your first mistake, ChED! At least I was smart enough to realize a mistake when I made it, and cut my losses! Your whole career has been one bad decision after another. But I just had a thought. How about I make amends on supposedly wronging you right here tonight?

[The fans start to cheer.]

Mendel: This isn't exactly what I had in mind for tonight, but for you, I'm going to make an exception. I'm still a little beat up from Warfare, but I'm gonna go backstage, put my gear on, and come back out here to kick your A**!

[The crowd cheers even louder at the challenge thrown down.]

Nelson: Chazz Mendel vs. The ChED tonight? This could be huge!

Hart: Chazz Mendel just loves to get beaten up, doesn't he?

[Chazz throws his arms out as if to ask "what do you say?" The ChED doesn't answer.]

Nelson: The man has been accused of all sorts of things by Heretic, Nick Dangerous, and now Chandler Edsel Dalmon. Chazz Mendel is running a gauntlet of former Omega members so to speak!

[The Ched runs a hand over his face, and strokes his chin before putting the microphone to his mouth.]

The ChED: I've been waiting for this for a long time... I ACCEPT!

["Tiger The Lion" starts playing over the PA system as Chazz starts to walk backwards behind the curtain, pointing at The ChED. ChED stands in the ring, staring Mendel down as cameras go backstage.]

[J.J. Carter and Brother Shabazz are having a heated discussion backstage.]

Shabazz: All I sayin' is I don't get it. We in line for a huge payday, and you walk out like a punk?

Carter: I told you, Brother, I just can't do it...

[Mr. Rich comes strolling around in his motorized golden wheel chair. There is a security guard beside him.]

Mr. Rich: Ah...just the two men I was looking for.

[Carter and Brother Shabazz look over as Mr. Rich continues speaking.]

Brother Shabazz: Hey man, we was talking and, well, when we provided you a service, now's time to collect.

Mr. Rich: Brother, there is no money!

Carter: Hey, we took your offer and wrestled that match for you. You owe us that money.

Mr. Rich: Unfortunately, J.J., you and Brother did not uphold your end of the deal. You two were supposed to represent me and be victorious. What happened at Nuclear Warfare was an embarrassment to me. Now I have no choice but to go to the NLA and explain to them how you two are nothing but failures and how you let them down.

Shabazz: Way I see it is you owe at least half. I only did what I could, it was J.J. Carter that let you down.

Carter: What are you talking about. I showed up to that match like I said I would.

Mr. Rich: And then you walked away, leaving your partner high and dry, and causing a room full of children watching on T.V. in pain.

Shabazz: Come on, can't you help out those kids this one time.

Mr. Rich: Maybe I can. Under one condition, and that is, if J.J. Carter wants to cooperate.

Carter: What are you talking about?

[Mr. Rich grabs a pair of handcuffs from his security guard and tosses them to Carter.]

Mr. Rich: Here's the deal, and don't mess this up!

[Mr. Rich rolls in a bit closer as the security guard pushes away the camera.]

Nelson: What is that about?

Hart: It's what I believe Mr. Rich is calling "Crazy idea: Part two." JJ Carter and Brother Shabazz can't be trusted, I tell ya! Carter will ruin everything like he always does!

Nelson: One has to wonder what Mr. Rich is thinking using JJ Carter and Brother Shabazz after Carter deserted them at Warfare against Giant Maxx and Barrett Hawk. Perhaps Mr. Rich sees something in them that I don't.

Hart: Everyone's got a price... Some might cost a little, some might cost a lot! And when you have money like Mr. Rich, you will be bought!

Nelson: Oh no you didn't...

Hart: I went there! Oh yes!

Nelson: At Warfare we saw a four man ladder match which seen us crown a new United States champion.

Hart: It was a sad day for me Joel.

Nelson: Muru outlasted Devon Dice, Jacob Baxter, and Mike Logan to claim the belt. This is the first time since losing the TV title he has held gold.

[Up on the cWo tron a picture of the earth is seen. The earth then explodes as pyro and explosions fill the arena. The entrance ramp is filled with smoke as "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva begins to play. Muru then walks out through the fog and makes his way down the ramp with the United States championship around his waist. Along the way to the ring he slaps the hands of a few fans and the he slides into the ring. He then raises his hands to the air as the crowd cheers. He waits for the crowd to die down before beginning to speak]

Muru: I have been in the wrestling business for a long time now, and for the past couple of years I have called cWo home. That is what cWo feels like, home. You the fans have been supportive of me from my first match with Sean Campbell right up to the ovation I got when I came out here tonight!

[That causes the fans to give him another round of cheers]

Muru: At Warfare I took one stepper closer to my dream of being cWo World Champion by winning the United States championship. I am truly honored to have this title around my waist. It proves to me that everything I have done was worth it.

Nelson: Muru has gone through a lot to get here.

Hart: All brought upon himself!

Muru: I want to thank you all for believing in me and I also want to say thank you to the three men I faced at Warfare. All four of us went out there and gave our all but on that night I just happened to be a little better, and a little lucky.

Hart: Isn’t that the truth!

Muru: Now I originally planned on coming out here and offering a great competitor and a good friend of mine, Devon Dice a shot at this belt.

[The fans react to the mention of Dice’s name]

Muru: BUT…I was told that couldn’t happen.

[The fans boo at the thought of not seeing a Muru versus Dice title match]

Muru: Don’t be upset. At the next pay per view event called Total Control you will have a chance to decide who gets to face the United States champion. One of the men you can vote for is Devon Dice. So vote early and often because he truly deserves a shot one on one.

Nelson: I know I wouldn’t mind seeing Muru against Dice again.

Hart: I think I would rather gouge out my eyes!

Muru: I am not just going to coast to Total Control though. Next week I am putting the title on the line against whoever wants a shot. All they have to do is ask.

[“Ladies and Gentlemen” by Saliva begins to play once again as Muru exit’s the ring and makes his way up the ramp]

Nelson: Muru is giving someone a shot at the United States title next week. It will be interesting to see who steps up to the challenge.

Hart: He might want to be careful. If he does things like this he might not make it to Total Control.

Nelson: Well folks, welcome back to Driven, and if you're just joining us, we've got one heck of a match coming up for you later on tonight as Chazz Mendel laid down the challenge for a returning Chandler Edsel Dalmon, who made all sorts of accusations at the former Villain Of The Year. Let's take a look...

[On the screen, footage from earlier tonight is shown.]

[The fans start to cheer.]

Mendel: This isn't exactly what I had in mind for tonight, but for you, I'm going to make an exception. I'm still a little beat up from Warfare, but I'm gonna go backstage, put my gear on, and come back out here to kick your A**!

[The crowd cheers even louder at the challenge thrown down. The shot cuts immediately to The ChED.]

The ChED: I've been waiting for this for a long time... I ACCEPT!

[The cameras come back to the commentary table.]

Nelson: It was made offical right then and there, and we will see Chandler Edsel Dalmon back in action against Chazz Mendel! Earlier you said this wasn't the wisest decision Mendel has ever made, and I have to say I agree with you for once.

Hart: It's about time!

Nelson: If only for the fact that Chazz literally went to war against Nick Dangerous not four days ago at Warfare. Chandler has been sitting at home since Cyberslam and is completely rested and ready to tear Mendel apart from the sounds of it.

Hart: Well if you had the opportunity to confront your eighth grade gym teacher, wouldn't you?

Nelson: What? What're you talking about?

Hart: Oh you know, Nelson! You know exactly what I'm talking about. Don't deny it!

Nelson: I'm not denying anything! Stop making things up! Look, we've got Cassie Charisma coming up taking on Evette. Let's take it down to ringside.

[The lights go our as the Voice of Johnny Serious comes over the sound system and says "Are You SERIOUS." An orange light turns on in the arena as the song "Elevation" by U2 plays. Johnny Serious makes his way out, wearing the cWo World Heavyweight Championship Belt.]

Nelson: Well here comes the Champion Johnny Serious. He has come out to help us out with the next match.

[He enters the ring, goes to a corner, climbs the turnbuckle, unstraps the Championship belt and lifts it in the air to the crowd with a playful cocky smile as the regular house lights come back on. Serious then exits the ring and sits beside Nelson and Hart.]

Nelson: Thanks for joining us tonight Johnny.

Serious: The pleasure is mine.

Benson: The following match is set for one fall. Making her way out to the ring first, from Blountville, Tennessee, Cassieee Charismaa

[Blue and white strobe lights start flashing on the cWo stage as "Boom (Here Comes The)" by Nelly begins to play over the P.A. system as we see Cassie Charisma emerge from the curtain with a cheerful smile on her face as she points to all the fans in the audience before making her way to the ring wearing a navy blue tank-top and matching soccer shorts with navy blue wrestling boots and matching kick-pads with matching elbow and knee-pads as well. ]

Nelson: Cassie made this challenge weeks ago at Full Throttle, and we never heard word from the former women's champion, Evette, but tonight, Cassie gets her wish!

[Cassie tags hands with as many fans as she can possibly get to before jogging to the ring and sliding under the bottom rope. She then climbs to the second turnbuckle of the nearest corner and points to all her fans again, encouraging them to cheer for her as she jumps down and walks to a neutral corner and stretches up against the ropes waiting for her opponent as the music dies down.]

Benson: And her opponent, from Manhattan, New York, the former cWo Women's Champion, EVETTTEEEEE!!!!

If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home
You say: If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home!
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
We flying the first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the life
In the fast lane
And I won’t change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Evette makes her way down to the ring, wearing short female shorts with a dollar sign printed on the ass and a GLAMOROUS tee shirt. She has her gold purse with her. She steps in the ring through the lower rope, walks to the center of the ring, and gives a smile and waves to the fans who are obviously hate her.]

Hart: Look out how beautiful she is.

Nelson: Calm yourself Robbie, we want to be able to use this table the whole night!

Hart: JOEL....shame on you!

Serious: Well, I have worked with her a couple of times, she may be nice to look at Robbie, but I wouldn't trust her as far as I can throw her.

Nelson: I notice Evette brought her purse, and so did referee Hector Garcia, as he checks the inside of the purse.

Hart: How dare he invade her privacy like that.

Nelson: Well, we all know that at various times, Evette has used that purse with some kind of weapon inside of it.

[Evette places her purse in the corner. The purse falls off the Apron and Evette gives a large sigh, and then climbs to the outside, picks up the fallen purse from outside the ring and places it gently back in the corner as both Cassie and the Ref roll their eyes.]

Nelson: Oh come on, get this match started all ready.

Hart: Hey, that is probably a $25,000 purse. She want to take excellent care of that purse.

DING DING DING

Nelson: And finally, this match is under way.

[Cassie runs towards Evette right away, but Evette sticks her body half way under the ropes.]

Nelson: And now the ref is backing Cassie away.

Evette: I WASN'T READY!

[Evette comes back from underneath the top rope, fixes her hair.]

Evette: Now I am ready!

Nelson: This is just a waste of time.

Hart: Joel, Evette is a former cWo Women's Champion, and a lady...we will give her all the time she needs.

Serious: This is the way Evette works.

[Cassie comes running back towards Evette but last minute, Evette lifts her leg, giving Cassie a low blow.]

Nelson: Even for a woman, that spot still hurts and now Referee Garcia giving Evette a warning.

Serious: Low blow and the ref is not going to tolerate it.

Hart: Why? Cassie was stupid enough to run into Evette's foot.

Nelson: Evette, acting like she has no idea what she did wrong, walks towards Cassie.

Hart: Love to watch her walk!

[Evette stands over Cassie and begins slapping Cassie hard in the back of the head. She then sends kick after kick to Cassies back.]

Nelson: And now Evette, showboating to the crowd, waving to them, as if they like her!

Crowd: BOOOOOO BOOOOOO

Serious: I think the crowd just told her, what you think Robbie.

Hart: I think you need to get your hearing checked Champ, these people adore Evette.

[As Evette is waving to the crowd, Cassie gets right to her feet as the crowd erupts in cheers.]

Hart: Evette! Look behind you!

[Evette goes to turn around to wave to the other side of the crowd, and ....]

Nelson: Cassie with a hard clothesline, surprising the former champion.

Serious: Tell you something, I like Cassie's stuff, I think she can be a strong contender for the women's title in the future.

Hart: Are you Serious? Only strong contender in this match is the former champ herself, Evette.

[Evette gets back to her feet but is met with a Spinning round house kick by Cassie and Cassie goes for an early pin.]

ONE

TWO

THRE...

Nelson: And Evette barely kicks out and Cassie not letting up, lifting Evette up and Irish Whipping Evette hard into the corner.

[Cassie goes running towards Evette in the corner but Evette quickly moves out of the way and Cassie hits the turnbuckle, chest first, and Evette quickly slides behind Cassie and takes her down into a pin.]

ONE

TW...

Nelson: And Cassie kicks out.

Hart: Cassie better be careful, that was a close one!

Nelson: She kicked out before a two count!

[Cassie begins getting up as Evette grabs Cassie by the hair and tosses her to the side.[

Nelson: Johnny, you just had a tough match with Phillips last week.

Serious: All I have to say is Serious 2, Phillips 0

[ Evette then stands over Cassie...]

Nelson: And Evette with a standing moonsault into a pin.

ONE

TWO

TH...

Nelson: And Cassie kicks out!

Hart: Lucky kick out! Lucky! Of course, not we get to see Evette some more!

Nelson: What is next for the World Champion?

Serious: Luckily, they gave me the night off, but this Saturday, I have a match with the new TV champ Jack Gibson. And well, if I can pull that one out, well, someone else ready will get a shot.

Nelson: Gibson, I hear he's pretty tough.

[Evette grabs Cassie into a headlock. Cassie slowly gets up backs towards the ropes and escapes the headlock while Irish Whipping Evette to the opposite sides.]

Nelson: Evette bouncing back, and CASSIE WITH A HURRICANRANNA on Evette, and Evette knocks into Garcia, sending Garcia to the outside of the ring.

Serious: That was an excellent move by Cassie, and unfortunate for Hector Garcia to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[And Evette, slowly gets to her feet as Cassie pulls Evette in with a headlock and runs towards the ropes....THE CHARISMA CUTTER]

Nelson: Cassie hits the bread and butter, and goes for a pin.

Hart; What is she stupid, there is no ref.

[Cassie looks up, and then lays back down on Evette and does her own three count.]

Hart: That is not going to help you with a win! Need a ref to get the count!

[Cassie gets up, looks around, and heads to the outside of the ropes.]

Nelson: And Cassie comes to the aid of Hector Garcia.

Serious: This Cassie is a class act. I definitely see a future for her here in the cWo.

Hart: This has to be a conflict of interest! Either that, or Garcia is getting himself some every night!

Nelson: Cassie helps Garcia up and rolls him into the ring.

[Cassie climbs into the ring through the middle rope and when she stands up....]

Nelson: And EVETTE with the Purse, smacks Cassie hard upside the head, and now she throws the purse out of the ring, and Garica obviously didn't see that. I thought Garcia checked her bag for any weapons.

Serious: Evette must have put something in there while we were all paying attention to Garcia.

Hart: Maybe Cassie just has a soft head!

[Cassie, a bit woozie, walks right into Evette, who lifts Cassie up and...]

Nelson: Evette with the tainted DIRTY LITTLE SECRET, going for the pin. And Garcia who was helped by Cassie goes for the count.

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

[GLAMOROUS plays as Evette celebrates in the ring.]

Nelson: And what a cheap victory. Cassie had this match won, Evette pulls out the loaded purse, and Evette walks away with the win.

Benson: The winner of this match, EVETTEEEEE!

Nelson: How did Evette get that purse loaded. Hector Garcia checked the bag, it was empty....

Hart: Don't ask me, I don't know...

Nelson: Looking at the replay....and folks, we have another camera angle and it is pretty revealing.

[REPLAY - Evette places her purse in the corner. The purse falls off the Apron and Evette gives a large sigh, and then climbs to the outside. Evette lifts up the apron, kicks her purse under the ring and picks up second purse from outside the ring and places it gently back in the corner.]

Nelson: That explains it guys

Hart: Explains what. So she has two purses...a girl can never be too prepared!

Nelson; Don't be stupid Robbie. Evette once again played the ref for a fool, and she cheats herself to another victory.

Serious: I said it before. Evette is one woman you can not trust. She even played me at one point last year.

Nelson: Well, I want to take this time to thank you Johnny for helping us out with this match and wish you the best of luck at Full Throttle against Jack Gibson.

Hart: Yeah...I wish I could say the same.

Serious: Well thank you Joel.

[Serious stands up and takes the headsets off and begins to walk away.]

Hart: You know, you are suck a kiss ass Joel.

Nelson: What are you talking about? I noticed you kept your mouth quiet. Why didn't you say the things you say about him behind his back to his face. You had the perfect opportunity.

Hart: I was picking my moments and then the match ended.

Nelson: Oh, you were picking your nose were you?

[Chris Michaels walks out into the performer parking lot of the arena, where Notorious JON leans over the open hood of his Camaro. Victor Emmit sits int he drivers seat of the car, behind the wheel.]

Notorious JON: Try it now!

[Victor goes to start the engine, but all it does a make a noise.]

Notorious JON: Are you putting your foot the brake?

[Victor shakes his head.]

Notorous JON: Dude! You gotta have your foot on the brake or it won't start!

Victor: Alright, alright, check it.

[Victor turns the key again, this time the car stops. NJ slaps his hands together.]

Notorious JON: Nice!

[He turns and is face to face with Chris Michaels]

Notorious JON: Oh, hey Chris!

Michaels: What the hell was that?

Notorious JON: That? Oh, I was fixing the starter..

Michaels: I'm talking about Warfare. I thought we were gonna have a friendly match.

Notorious JON: We did!

Michaels: Then what was that crap you had Lana pull?

Notorious JON: I didn't have her pull anything! You know kids these days, can't tell 'em anything!

Michaels: Yeah.. sure..

Notorious JON: But so what? I mean, it's not like YOU'VE never done what it took to win..

Michaels: But not against people that are supposed ot be my friends!

Notorious JON: Eh, a win's a win. C'mon, you know how it is.

[As the two talks, Victor Emmit steps out of the car.]

Michaels: I don't know what's wrong with you lately, but whatever it is, you need to snap out of it. I mean, it's bad enough that you've been spending all your time hanging out with this clown, but-

Victor: Hey!

[Victor leaps over the door, and walks up to Micheals getting in his face.]

Victor: Look man, I understand you're upset. There's a gold belt that had my name on it and it's around the waist of another man, so trust me, I get it. But look...it's a long way to Mississippi, we gotta get this ride of ours tip top or we're not gonna make it to Full Throttle. Jon?

[Jon looks to Michaels.]

Notorious JON: We done here?

[Michaels sighs as he rolls his eyes and walks away. Jon turns back to the vehicle as Victor takes a moment, watching Michaels leave with a look of disdain.]

[Devon Dice is in the back in street clothes and is with Tiffany Tolberg.]

Tiffany Tolberg: I'm here with Devon Dice. Devon, Sunday at Warfare, you came up short and didn't leave with the US title. What's next?

Devon Dice: Well, Tiffany, I believe I proved myself enough to be the solo number one contender for the US title. I think the only thing left to do is put me and Muru in the ring one on one.

Tiffany Tolberg: Muru is your friend, would you be willing to set aside that friendship?

Devon Dice: We're more of acquaintances with common interests. Do I respect the guy? Hell yes, but would that make me step aside and let him take his run? Hell No! I'm the only contender for that belt, I believe I made that crystal clear on Sunday. The fans were going wild, we put on a hell of a show. Hopefully he's willing to roll the dice one more time, in the end the house will always win!

[The cameras go back to ringside, and to Donna Dixon.]

DING DING DING

Dixon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

[The introduction to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man" plays. Some chatter is heard in the crowd in anticipation of Barrett Hawk. As the intro passes, Barrett Hawk comes out wearing his trademark cowboy hat. He walks down the aisle with Giant Maxx behind him wearing a cowboy hat of his own.]

Dixon: Entering the ring first, being accompanied to the ring by Giant Maxx. Weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds. Raised in Sulphur, Oklahoma. Barreeeeett Hawk!

Nelson: Barrett Hawk looking weary of what lies ahead and I don't blame him.

Hart: Hawk's always so melodramatic. Why don't you smile once in a while?

Nelson: Between Mr. Rich constantly plotting against him and his friend Giant Maxx, and now the loose cannon Brother Shabazz taking cheap shots behind Hawk's back I can't blame him for being in a bad mood. And for those who missed it, Mr. Rich was holding a promised donation to charity hostage until Carter follows through on some plan.

[Hawk tosses his hat to the audience as he enters the ring. Maxx applauds him from the outside as Hawk enters the ring.]

Hart: You think last Sunday was a performance from J.J. Carter worthy of donation? He came out just to walk away! He left his old running mate high and dry!

Nelson: I think it's becoming clear that Brother Shabazz and J.J. Carter are on opposite ends of the magnet. The days of them seeing eye to eye are a distant memory.

["Murder Was The Case" by Snoop Dogg hits the PA system. Fans cheer the arrival of J.J. Carter.]

Dixon: Entering the ring first, weighing in at one hundred and ninety five pounds, from Bridgeport Connecticut. J.J. Carter!

[Carter comes out, with the handcuffs handed to him earlier in his right hand.]

Hart: Maybe if he were more like Brother Shabazz those charity cases would have their money by now.

Nelson: There's gotta be better ways of getting a donation to charity.

Hart: You can only imagine the money Mr. Rich has at stake.

Nelson: I'm sure it's a small fortune, but do the ends justify the means? We don't know what Mr. Rich wants tonight, Carter might do something tonight he won't soon forget.

Hart: He's doing wonders for society! He's getting money donated to this NLA Rich was talking about!

[Carter lays the handcuffs down on the steel stairs as he enters the ring.]

Nelson: It's a revenge mission. It's Rich's way of getting on Barrett Hawk's nerves without having to do anything.

Hart: It's vigilante justice, if Tony Awesome doesn't want to lay down the law when Giant Maxx steps out of line, this is gonna have to do.

[Aaron Blake calls for the bell as both men are in the ring.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: This match is under way. It's gonna be hard to concentrate on this match with those handcuffs that are left on the stairs. What's that all about?

Hart: That ratty cameraman got out when the going was getting good!

[Hawk approaches a distant looking J.J. Carter as the two initiate a collar and elbow tie up.]

Nelson: Barrett Hawk with a headlock. And you know he's gonna be a little uneasy with those handcuffs in his viscinity.

Hart: For the sake of the match it might be best not to think of it. Not like it's anything to worry about, Carter's a pushover! He screwed up on Sunday, and whatever the plan is tonight, he'll screw that up to!

[Hawk takes Carter down with a headlock takeover.]

Nelson: Takes him down. Headlock still applied.

[With the headlock still cinched in, Hawk leans backward, pinning Carter's shoulders to the mat.]

ONE

Nelson: Not so fast there.

[Hawk leans back again, trying for another pin.]

ONE

Nelson: Hawk trying to end this before it starts, but Carter gets a shoulder up.

[Hawk gives an uneasy look as he releases the headlock and gets up to his feet.]

Hart: What's he doing?

Nelson: I guess he wants to take this fight back to ground level.

[Carter sits up, still looking conflicted as he takes a moment of rest, he gets back to his feet slowly, as Hawk gives him time and space to collect himself.]

Nelson: And here's round two.

[Hawk goes behind Carter after a collar and elbow tie up attempt, putting Carter in a waistlock.]

Nelson: Hawk with the belly to back takedown! Floats over into a front face lock.

[Carter is stuck in a front face lock as Hawk tries to prevent him from escape.]

Hart: So far this is in Barrett's pocket. This could be Hawk's first real win in a while!

Nelson: First real win...last Sunday counts ya know.

Hart: Carter walked out!

Nelson: He had every reason to walk out, he had no reason to be in the ring on behalf of that snake Mr. Rich.

Hart: That's no reason to walk out! What about the charity!

Nelson: If Mr. Rich is so charitable he shouldn't have to force people to work for him just for a donation.

[Hawk again looks uneasy as he releases Carter, getting back up to his feet. Referee Aaron Blake questions Hawk asking "what are you doing?"]

Hart: Seriously, what's going on here?

Nelson: Both men seem to have a lot on their minds.

[Hawk puts his hands on his hips as he paces around the ring. Carter again takes a moment to himself. Once to his feet, Hawk approaches him and shoves him aggressively.]

Nelson: Whoa!

[Hawk shouts at Carter, asking "are you gonna wrestle me or what?" as Carter's expression turns from conflicted to frustrated. Carter then brings Hawk to his back with a double leg takedown.]

Hart: That's the way you do it!

Nelson: Something just exploded inside Carter and now he's throwing wild haymakers at a downed Barrett Hawk!

Hart: He's gettin' mean, you want to work for Mr. Rich you gotta get mean!

Nelson: Mean is being kind. You wanna be on the level with Mr. Rich you have to be downright evil.

[Aaron Blake warns J.J. Carter about the closed fisted right hands, as Carter eases off the assault. He gets to his feet as he's treated with mixed reactions.]

Nelson: These are two men who can use this match to their advantage. Two men who are in need of a new beginning,.

[Carter assists Hawk to his feet, nailing a hard right hand.]

Hart: If Carter just does what Mr. Rich asks him to he can put this all behind him and move on.

Nelson: I don't even wanna think about what Mr. Rich is planning tonight.

[Carter slams Hawk's head into the top turnbuckle, Hawk then leans backward into the corner.]

Nelson: Carter being questionably aggressive here now laying boots into the Simple Man.

Hart: Well I doubt Mr. Rich wanted him to come out here and have a pillow fight Joel.

[Carter pulls Hawk's head further towards him, and sends him back into the corner with an uppercut.]

Nelson: And a fierce uppercut! You can hear his hand slapping against Hawk's face!

[Carter pulls Hawk from the corner, he locks him in a front face lock, and quickly takes him down with a vertical suplex.]

Nelson: He hits the suplex!

Hart: Here's the pin!

ONE

Nelson: Kickout at one. Whatever was on Carter's mind is on the back burner now. Now victory is key.

[Carter assists Hawk back to one knee, delivering a fierce knee lift to his chest, before bringing him all the way to his feet. He then hits another hard right hand.]

Hart: Closed fist. You know he means business.

[Carter then pushes Hawk backwards against the ropes, before whipping him to the opposite set.]

Nelson: Carter with the whip.

[On the rebound, Carter charges Hawk with a running back elbow that sends Hawk down hard.]

Nelson: Oh...You see that.

Hart: That was some heavy whiplash!

[Hawk rolls to his stomache, clutching the back of his neck. With a quarter nelson roll over Carter goes for the pin again.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Kickout at two!

[Carter takes a moment of reflection as he sits on his knees with his hands on his hips. He sits Hawk up, and slams him back down head first.]

Nelson: Oooh. Barrett Hawk's skull collided with canvas.

[J.J. Carter sits Hawk up again. Carter backs against the ropes, on the rebound he slams down in the trapezius muscle of Hawk with a falling axehandle. He then slams Hawk's head back against the mat again.]

Nelson: This could be it right here!

ONE

TWO

Nelson: But no! Hawk still in the fight.

Hart: You gotta hand it to Carter. I don't know if it was mind games earlier, but he's gotten serious now.

Nelson: He's taken the advantage and hasn't looked back.

[Carter rolls Hawk onto his stomache, as he quickly maintains the offense with a bow and arrow submission.]

Nelson: Carter now with the bow and arrow. Though his offense up to this point has been on the roughneck, not exactly pretty, he's been on point since Hawk took him to task for, I suppose taking it easy.

Hart: He's not taking it easy now, he's really laying it in!

Nelson: Referee Aaron Blake keeping on top of things, making sure that if Hawk's calling it a night, that he doesn't miss it.

Hart: But let's face it Joel. The win might not be as important as it seems, those handcuffs haven't been touched since the start of the match. We didn't hear what was said between Rich and J.J. Carter backstage, but he handed him those handcuffs and said "here's the deal." It doesn't take a genius to know those handcuffs are a part of Mr. Rich's plan.

[Hawk struggles and squirms, as he becomes aggressive, throwing backhands against the top of Carter's head. He loses grip as Hawk rolls backwards and lands on his feet.]

Nelson: Mr. Rich's plans are the least of his worries now!

[Hawk grabs Carter's two feet, and looks to be setting up for the Texas Cloverleaf.]

Nelson: He's got the Texas Cloverleaf to worry about!

Hart: It's not on yet1

Nelson: It could be a matter of moments! Mere seconds!

[Carter kicks Hawk away as he falls on his back.]

Hart: Not today!

[Carter quickly gets to his feet as Hawk does shortly after, as Carter rushes towards him, Hawk goes for a clothesline.]

Nelson: Hawk misses the clothesline!

[From behind, Carter sets up for a back suplex, as he lifts Hawk up, he positions him over the top turbuckle, and sits him on top with his back facing the center of the ring. Carter then pulls Hawk back, leaving him to hang in a tree of woe.]

Nelson: Oh no. Carter's got him in the tree of woe!

[Carter takes a run around the ring, as he charges after Hawk. He leaps in the air with an elbow.]

Nelson: Goes for the elbow, but no ones there!

[Hawk pulls himself back up to a seated position on the top rope as Carter's elbow collides with canvas.]

Nelson: This could be the turning point right here!

[Carter slowly gets up, shaking his right arm, Hawk remains seated on the turnbuckle, when Carter hammers away with several clubbing forearm blows to keep Hawk winded.]

Hart: Gonna take a bit more than that to turn this around. And from the looks of things it only gets worse!

Nelson: J.J. Carter climbing up after his opponent.

Hart: And once you're up there's no easy way down from here!

[Carter climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He hammers his forearm against the back of Hawk's neck. He then gets in position for a back superplex.]

Nelson: This can't be good!

[As Carter attempts to lift Hawk up, Hawk frees himself from Carter's grasp, and sends him for a loop with a hard back elbow.]

Nelson: Hawk saved himself! One hard elbow and Hawk is down!

[Hawk is feeling groggy as he turns around while still on the top rope. He attempts to shake the cobwebs off, as he looks down on Carter.]

Nelson: A convenient situation just fell in front of Barrett Hawk.

Hart: This could be a big mistake!

Nelson: Country Bump!

[Hawk leaps up off the turnbuckle for his top rope leg drop, but Carter moves out of the way.]

Nelson: No! Carter just moved out of the way!

[Carter takes the pin as soon as he can.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: No! Hawk kicked out!

Hart: Too close!

Nelson: Great resourcefulness, going for the pin as soon as he could.

[Hawk nurses his back, as Carter sits on his knees with his hands on his hips.]

Hart: Carter's just getting madder and madder, like he sees what Mr. Rich has been dealing with the past few months!

Nelson: Carter and Mr. Rich share nothing in common.

Hart: You never know! Carter could get the hang of being a Mr. Rich employee of the month!

[Carter walks on his knees to the corner of the ring, he reaches through the ropes to the stairs, as he picks up his handcuffs, unbeknownst to Aaron Blake, who tends to a fallen Barrett Hawk.]

Hart: Mr. Rich has to be working on his plaque right now!

[Giant Maxx climbs on the apron, he shouts at J.J. Carter, noticing the use of handcuffs, as Aaron Blake brings his attention to him, in an effort to calm him down.]

Nelson: Carter is about to make a real bad judgment call.

Hart: Yeah, doing what he's told for charity, real bad judgment right!

[Meanwhile Carter looks down on a wounded Hawk. He looks like he's juggling many thoughts at once as he looks at the handcuffs, and then looks at Barrett Hawk.]

Nelson: Take those handcuffs back to Mr. Rich and tell him to do his own dirty work, you're better than this Carter!

Hart: At least negotiate your way to getting your own slice of the pie!

[Hawk is slowly getting to his feet as Carter still struggles to make up his mind. He shakes his head in disapproval, as he throws the handcuffs out of the ring, he goes to Hawk to bring him to his feet.]

Hart: What're you doin'!

[Hawk slaps Carter's hands away, and quickly hoists him up over his shoulders, and brings him down with a tombstone piledriver.]

Hart: Whoa!

Nelson: Hawk with the piledriver!

[Hawk topples Carter, as tensions between Maxx and Blake cool down.]

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

["Simple Man" hits the PA system as Hawk slowly rises to his feet. Aaron Blake raises Hawk's hand in victory, as Giant Maxx enters the ring and applauds the effort.]

Dixon: The winner of this match by pinfall. Barreeeeett Hawk!

Nelson: Well Barrett Hawk wins this match perhaps on part of a moment of weakness on the part of J.J. Carter.

Hart: You're telling me. If I were in J.J. Carter's shoes, if Mr. Rich said jump, I'd ask how high, and I could jump to the roof of this building and I wouldn't feel like I'm doing him justice. Mr. Rich demands the best, and what Carter gave him wasn't the best.

Nelson: Carter did what's best for Carter. It's admirable for Carter to want to get money to charity but not at the risk of his conscience and soul.

Hart: Ah you don't know what you're talking about. Whatever Mr. Rich had in mind for Hawk tonight he had coming, Hawk and Maxx, they put Mr. Rich in a hospital!

Nelson: And it hasn't humbled him a bit.

[Maxx enthusiastically follows Hawk as he takes his leave. He picks up J.J. Carters handcuffs, looking upset as he walks towards the backstage area.]

Nelson: Folks, we've got to take a commercial break, but we'll be right back with your main event of the evening after a word from our sponsors!

Nelson: Welcome back to Driven! It's time for our main event, and it's a match that was made at the top of the show when Chandler Edsel Dalmon accepted the challenge from Chazz Mendel.

Hart: ChED would be stupid not to accept it! Chazz is beaten down, and easy pickings!

Nelson: If there's one thing I've come to know by watching Chazz Mendel in the ring, it's to never count him out!

Hart: Well I'll be happy to prove you wrong again. Let's put twenty bucks on it. Cool?

Nelson: Robbie! Remember your steps.

Hart: Chicken! Bawk-buh-GAWK!

Nelson: Mic Benson, take it away, please!

[The lights go down as the voice of Freddy Mercury and Queen can be heard and Chandler a shot of Chandler celebrating on the rampway after LOP can be seen.]

"Here we are, born to be kings!"

[Suddenly, the song skips ahead to the choir singing right before the second verse. The ChED symbol appears on the jumbo tron as in the middle of the stage stands a smiling Chandler Edsel Dalmon wearing a nice black button up and slacks! He stops on the rampway and stares at fans as the words "cWo steals my intelligence" flashes on the tron and the second Verse plays.]

"Oh!
I am immortal
I have inside me blood of kings (Yeah, yeah!)
I have no rival
No man can be my equal
Take me to the future of new earth."

[By this point he has made his way to the steal steps and climbs up it. He looks at the arena ashamed of what he sees. He then climbs into the ring.]

"Born to be kings, princes of the universe
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe
No man could understand
My power is in my own hand"

[Chandler has removed his button up shirt and khakis to reveal his amature wrestling attire. He looks over at the fans and raises his arms out with a gleaming smile on his face.]

Mic Benson: Standing in the ring, from Manhattan, New York. Weighing in at two hundred and fourty pounds, Chandler Edsel Dalmon, THE CHED!!

Nelson: Chandler Edsel Dalmon is in the ring now, and he looks ready to go.

Hart: He sure does.

[The crowds starts to cheer as the introduction to "Tiger the Lion" by The Tragically Hip floats out the PA system. Gord Downie's voice croons over the music.]

"This is Tiger The Lion..."
"Give me the knuckles of Frisco..."
"If there's danger in the language, Gentlemen..."
"I suggest no further use of the two way radio..."

[The song kicks in and Chazz Mendel walks out from behind the curtain, and down the aisle.]

Benson: Making his way down the aisle. From Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada! Weighing in at two hundred and twelve pounds, CHAZZ MEEEEEENDEL!!!

[Chazz slides into the ring under the bottom rope and pops to his feet quickly before staring down The ChED. Hector Garcia calls for the opening bell.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: Chandler begins to circle Chazz preparing for him to pounce. Remember that Chandler hasn’t been in the ring for a couple of weeks so there might be some rust.

Hart: Rust is only for the unintelligent!

[Chazz laughs as Dalmon continues to circle him. Finally the two lock up! The Ched shots before hand!]

ChED: GRAPPLE!

Nelson: Aparently Chandler is taking a step back, and calling his own moves again.

Hart: I guess so. I like it, it’s informative!

Nelson: Well someone should inform him that the technical term is a collar and elbow tie up, and not a "grapple."

ChED: Wristlock!

[Chandler overpowers Chazz and puts in the wristlock! Chazz elbows him in the face and sends him to the ropes. Chandler rebounds off the ropes.]

ChED: Clothesline!

[Chandler swings his arm out, but Chazz ducks. ChED stops short of the ropes and turns around. Chazz nails ChED with a spinning wheel kick, connecting with ChED's face, taking him off his feet.]

Nelson: This is what happens when you telegraph your moves, folks. You get kicked in the face for your troubles.

Hart: It was lucky!

[ChED grabs the ropes with his right hand while holding his jaw with his left as he starts to get to his feet.]

Nelson: Somehow even with those contractual obligations, you are agreeing with me on the inside.

Hart: And somehow I can't believe you'd think something like that! I'm shallow, Joel.

[Chazz gets back on Dalmon quickly applying a headlock.]

Nelson: Headlock is applied. And you're not kidding.

[Chazz jabs a few quick lefts to Chandler's head.]

Nelson: And Chazz sending some punches in as he wrenches the headlock. He's looking good in the early going despite the sheer brutality of his match with Nick Dangerous at Warfare!

Hart: It's amazing he's even walking. Heck, Nick Dangerous was taken out on a stretcher.

[Chazz attempts a bulldog, but ChED pushes off of Chazz's back, sending Chazz down to the mat in a sitting position.]

Nelson: Nice reversal from Chandler Edsel Dalmon! That had to hurt the tailbone.

ChED: Spinal Tap!

[ChED charges in immediately and kicks Chazz hard across the back causing Chazz to yell out in pain.]

Nelson: Oooh! Vicious shot from The ChED on the already injured back of Chazz Mendel!

Hart: That's what he gets for being stupid, Joel! A kick to the back!

[ChED grabs Chazz by the hair and starts to bring him to his feet slowly. Chazz suddenly rolls him up in a small package.]

Nelson: Small package!!!

ONE

TWO

[Chandler kicks out]

Nelson: And a kickout at two by The ChED! Chazz almost had him with that small package!

Hart: The longer this match drags on, the more it favors Chandler Dalmon. Smart move by Chazz.

[ChED is the first to get to his feet, he immediately goes back in at Chazz and backs him into the corner.]

Nelson: I'm surprised he didn't yell out "backing into a corner!" or something equally ridiculous.

Hart: Well maybe if you didn't jump the gun on him just then, he might have!

ChED: Irish Whip!

[ChED Irish Whips Chazz across the ring to the opposite corner.]

Nelson: Oh here we go...

[Chazz slams back first into the corner as ChED takes off after him.]

ChED: Body Splash!

[Chandler leaps into the air, but Chazz dodges!]

Nelson: And Chazz dodges yet again! ChED jumped high into the air trying to compress Chazz in between his body and the corner, and he ate turnbuckle instead!

[ChED stumbles out of the corner and is met with a kick to the stomach. Chazz hooks his head and drops him quickly with the Dangerous DDT.]

Nelson: Dangerous DDT! Chazz just his the Dangerous DDT on Chandler Edsel Dalmon! This could be it, folks!

[Chazz pops to his feet and looks to the crowd while pointing to the corner. They cheer in approval as Chazz then signals for the Fated Circle.]

Nelson: Chazz is going to finish this one right now! He called for the Fated Circle!

Hart: Here we go!

[Chazz steps through the ropes onto the apron, then steps on the middle rope, then to the top. Chazz steadies himself, but ChED rolls away, and out of the ring!]

Nelson: The ChED makes the smart move and rolls from the ring before Chazz could hit the Fated Circle.

[Referee Hector Garcia starts to count ChED out.]

ONE

Hart: Good job, ChED! Way to get out of there!

TWO

[ChED, holding his head, looks up at Chazz from outside the ring, and quickly gets out of jumping distance and slowly starts up the aisle.]

THREE

Nelson: Where the heck is he going?!

FOUR

[Chazz tries to coax ChED back into the ring, but ChED keeps walking back.]

FIVE

ChED: IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO END THIS WAY!!!!

Nelson: What's he talking about?

SIX

Hart: The story of his life! This chapter isn't supposed to end this way, obviously!

SEVEN

[Chazz hops off the top turnbuckle and shakes his head as if to say "Yes it is!"]

EIGHT

[Chandler disagrees with Chazz mouthing "Not here, not now!" as he backs to the top of the stage.]

NINE

Nelson: Not here, not now? Chazz had Chandler beat, and Chandler high tailed it out of here! He really is a cowerd!

Hart: The stage has to be set, Joel! The timing of Chazz Mendel's demise isn't quite right, as Chandler is obviously buying Chazz some time!

TEN

Nelson: I doubt that.

DING DING DING

Donna Dixon: Ladies and Gentleman, your winner via countout: Chazz Mendel!

[Tiger The Lion starts playing once again as Hector Garcia raises the hand of a disappointed Chazz Mendel.]

Nelson: Well Chazz Mendel picks up the win, and by the look on his face, he's very disappointed.

Hart: Why? He beat Chandler Dalmon! That's no small feat, sir!

Nelson: I would hardly call that a victory in any sense of the word. I'm sure Chazz would agree with me. But unfortunately, we're out of time! For Robbie Hart, I'm Joel Nelson! We'll see you next time here on Driven!

Hart: You so owe me twenty bucks!

[The cameras fade out on Chazz Mendel as he kicks the bottom rope in frustration.]