[The show fades in as we see Tony Awesome sitting at his desk somberly looking into the camera.]

Awesome: cWo fans. It's my unfortunate duty to inform you that our World Heavyweight Champion, Johnny Serious' condition is still in the dark. I've been in constant communication with his doctor who is yet unable to confirm whether or not he'll be ready to compete at Summertime Bruise, the first Pay Per View on international waters. So with one of the biggest Pay Per Views we've had without a main event, I have to take action tonight. It's my unfortunate responsibility to inform you that if Johnny Serious isn't cleared to compete at the event, then the winners of Chazz Mendel versus Mike Logan, and Barrett Hawk versus Andrew Phillips will face each other for the World Heavyweight Championship.

[We hear a mixed reaction as Tony Awesome continues.]

Awesome: On the flipside of that, if Johnny Serious is cleared to compete by that time, he will face them both in a triple threat match.

[Fans cheer.]

Awesome: Thank you everyone, and enjoy the show.

Well my boss called me up and said to come into work.
I just hung up on that slave-driving jerk.
I'm goin' to Rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

You think I'd rather be sweatin' on the dock?
Or watching somebody use a hammerlock?
I'm goin' to Rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N That's Rasslin'

I like to watch ASM smash his axe off the corner post
And that Hooligan kick delivered by Jacob Baxter
Johnny Serious and Muru are what I like the most
And the alley opp and aeroplane spin like only Thaddeus Walker can!

Boss called again said it's time and a half if you come in tonight
I just had to laugh
I'm goin' to Rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N That's Rasslin'

Well my girlfriend called and friend she could be a model for Fredrick's of Hollywood
But she was hassled, really hassled!
Said I could come over early and stay real late
But I told her honey if we got a date we're goin' to rasslin
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N That's Rasslin'

As Chazz Mendel when he's really high in flight
Cool as Ice Devon Dice when he's out there struttin'
Big Ronnie Wilkins must be seven foot nine!
I wouldn't miss this for a dozen girls.
I wouldn't miss this if for nothin'

I said Honey I hope you ain't hurt
She said I'm puttin' on my rasslin' shirt
I'm goin to rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

Well last night I dreamed my life was over
There were golden streets and fields of clover
And the lights, they were dazzlin'.
I looked for ol' Prophet Mohammad at the pearly gates
I found a note that said I won't be too late
I'm goin' to Rasslin'
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

There's the gigolo Mike Logan with all his lovely ladies
There's Nick Dangerous with his trademark armbar
And I'll never forget the classic battles of seven years ago!
Two champions Chris Michaels and Notorious JON
Mohammad told me as he let me in
From now on, every Thursday, Karl, we're goin' to rasslin
Goin' to Rasslin!

He spelled it
R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

Boy if I'd known this was gonna happen I wouldn't have bought these advance tickets!
Hey Mohammad, will all my virgins have a ringside seat?
Is ole' JJ gonna be up here any time soon?

R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

[The camera pans around the St. Pete Times ForumBank in Tampa, Florida as fireworks go off from the ceiling shooting towards the stage. The stage alights on both sides, then fireworks erupt from both sides of the cWo tron. The camera then focuses on the crowd, highlighting such signs as “We Want Serious” “Never thought cWo would be on a boat” and “I wanna wrestle Lana Lexington” The camera then focuses on Joel Nelson, Peter Tiger and Robbie Hart seated at the announce position.]

Nelson: Hello everyone and welcome to another Thursday night Driven! I'm here live in Tampa Florida with Robbie Hart and Peter Tiger at my side, and already a big time event here tonight!

Tiger: Two big matches made even bigger with the announcement from Tony Awesome we just heard moments ago.

[A graphic shows up displaying Chazz Mendel versus Mike Logan for the number one contendership.]

Nelson: In what I believe is the first time ever, Chazz Mendel seeking revenge over getting hit over the head with a pipe two weeks ago, going head to head with Mike Logan which is now for the number one contendership for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Hart: But that's not the only match with contendership ramifications!

[A graphic then shows highlighting Barrett Hawk versus Andrew Phillips.]

Hart: Andrew Phillips is back and he's being thrust right into the World Title chase!

Tiger: Andrew Phillips taking on Barrett Hawk!

Nelson: Barrett Hawk's had enough of Andrew Phillips and made the challenge immediately after Andrew Phillips' distraction cost him a match against Detroit Jack Gibson.

Tiger: And the big news is that the winners of both matches will go on at Summertime Bruise to wrestle for the World Heavyweight Championship! And if Serious is cleared to compete, he'll defend it against them in a triple threat! And that's awesome!

[The Dead Weather's "Bone House" hits the PA system. As the intro passes, we see the newcomer Nox Bones come out through the entrance way. John Pilchard follows a couple steps behind.]

DING DING DING

Dixon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Now entering the ring, hailing from Newark New Jerseys...Nox Bones! And her opponent, from right here in Tampa Florida, Kimberly O'Connor!

[Cameras show Kimberly O'Connor, a long blonde haired woman wearing purple and white attire.]

Nelson: Here is gonna be our first official look at John Pilchard's latest endeavor, Nox Bones. And I mean official because the last time we saw her, she wasn't invited.

Hart: Uninvited guests are the life of the party Joel!

Nelson: And you should know.

[Nox Bones walks down the aisle shouting inaudibly at the camera.]

Hart: I only speak from experience. Nox Bones wasn't supposed to be there but who's gonna tell her to leave? Look at her! Look at that attitude!

Tiger: John Pilchard said last week that he found her fighting for the sport of it in Philadelphia.

[Nox slides into the ring and gets up on her knees, looking Kimberly O'Connor in the eyes, as she looks back somewhat put off by the gaze.]

Hart: Forget about what Pilchard said, last week Nox Bones said pretty girls make good head mounts. Now I know you guys like to work with a bag of ice in your slacks but this Kimberly O'Connor is a pretty girl, let's hope she leaves this match with her head.

[With both girls in the ring, Johnny Williams calls for the bell.]

DING DING DING

[Nox Bones hops up from her knees to her feet, as she and Kimberly circle one another.]

Nelson: And we're being joined now by John Pilchard.

[We hear a muffling of the headset as Pilchard takes a seat.]

Nelson: To what do I owe this pleasure?

[Nox and Kimberly lock up.]

Pilchard: I just want to make sure the three of you are on point calling the action out here because Nox Bones is the future of women's wrestling.

Nelson: Really now?

Pilchard: Without question.

[Nox Bones gets both hands on the hair of Kimberly O'Connor, and begins rocking her head left and right. Johnny Williams is determined to break the grip as he begins a five count.]

Nelson: Well Nox Bones first offensive move is to pull the hair of Miss Kimberly.

[Nox Bones releases her grip on four after pulling her in and kneeing her in the gut. Kimberly falls to her knees.]

Pilchard: I never said she was orthodox, I said she was the future. This girl is mean and nasty.

Hart: Mmmm..I like that.

Pilchard: I thought you would.

[Nox Bones with another grip of Kimberly's hair flings her backwards as she falls on the back of her head. She then mounts Kimberly's upper torso and begins throwing rapid rights and lefts.]

Nelson: Well the so called future of wrestling is clawing and scratching and fighting like she's in a dark alley and not a wrestling ring!

[Nox stops the attack at a count of four, as Johnny Williams takes an extra time out to warn her.]

Pilchard: Call her the Butcheress, Joel. Call her Nox Bones, call her something so you don't have to sound so snarky when you say it.

Hart: Yeah can the snark Joel!

[As Kimberly is climbing to her feet Nox gets in her face and is heard screaming at a high pitch "get up pretty girl!"]

Hart: She has a beautiful voice!

Nelson: Oh stop it!

Hart: If this future of wrestling thing doesn't pan out she could audition for American Idol!

[Nox stands her up and goes for a scoop slam, on the way down however Kimberly hits an arm drag.]

Pilchard: If my name is on it, Robbie, it'll pan out.

[Nox gets up and is quickly taken down with another armdrag.]

Nelson: Well right now Kimberly is holding up very well for herself.

[Kimberly stays on the offense as she attempts an irish whip, which goes reversed by Nox.]

Nelson: Nox with a reversal...

[Kimberly comes off the rebound with a spinning leg scissors.]

Nelson: Look at this!

[Kimberly keeps spinning with her legs clutched over Nox's head.]

Pilchard: Bells and whistles.

[Kimberly after multiple spins takes Nox down with the scissors, the momentum slides Nox out to the mat on the outside.]

Tiger: Impressive moves from Kimberly O'Connor.

Pilchard: I'm not impressed.

Nelson: Well of course you're not. But how about this?

[Kimberly goes to the ropes closest to Nox, she clutches the middle rope as she attempts a sliding dropkick to her head under the bottom rope.]

Tiger: Look out!

[Nox dodges it and grabs her by the feet, pulling her to the outside and landing on her back.]

Tiger: Whoa!

Hart: Well I'm impressed.

Pilchard: Robbie, that makes two of us. This is what I'm talking about right here, that's what makes Nox Bones great.

[Nox Bones begins picking Kimberly up to her feet.]

Pilchard: She might not be the flip flopping acrobatic like Kimberly here, or Cassie Charisma, and she might not be the "darling sweetheart" like Jen Diamond...

[Fans let out a collective "ooohh" as Nox throws Kimberly into the stairs.]

Pilchard: You see that? That's what I'm talking about.

[Nox picks up O'Connor from the floor, and rolls her into the ring.]

Pilchard: She's not the prettiest girl on the roster, she doesn't have to curtsey to the audience after doing some fancy move like she jumped a pommel horse in gym class.

[Kimberly crawls to the corner of the ring, and sits up against the first turnbuckle for a breather.]

Pilchard: You see Kimberly O'Connor here thought she'd go in that ring tonight, have a good old fashioned wrestling match and get a job.

[Nox Bones following after repeatedly she scrapes the side of Kimberly's face.]

Pilchard: She came into this a wrestler but is turning into a minor character on a Friday the Thirteenth movie. She's stepping in there with someone she doesn't understand.

[Nox Bones then runs to the ropes away from Kimberly, and with a blood curdling scream she rushes back with a jumping boot scrape.]

Hart: Just listen to that!

Pilchard: Like what you see Joel?

[Cameras zoom in on the face of Bones, who gives the audience a wide eyed stare.]

Pilchard: This is why they call her the Butcheress. She tears the opposition apart like a piece of meat Joel.

Nelson: This girl gives me the creeps.

[Kimberly is nearly out of it as Bones gets back on the offense, clutching her arms in a double underhook and lifting her to her feet. She begins delivering alternating right and left knees into the chest of Kimberly O'Connor.]

Tiger: Now this is about the equivalent of beating a dead horse right here.

Pilchard: This is it right here.

[Bones takes O'Connor down with her finishing spinning double underhook suplex.]

Nelson: This is the move that got Cassie Charisma last week!

Pilchard: It's called the Bone Crusher.

[Nox Bones sits on her knees, giving an irate stare towards Kimberly O'Connor, who sits up with her head spinning, clearly in a daze.]

Nelson: Well whatever it is it should spell defeat for Kimberly O'Connor.

[Nox then hooks O'Connors arms and turns her on her stomache. She then places O'Connor in a bridging grounded double chickenwing.]

Tiger: Oh my God! Are you watching this?

Pilchard: This is what we call the Grindhouse.

[Johnny Williams quickly confirms a decision as he calls for the bell.]

DING DING DING

[Nox keeps the submission on as Johnny Williams pleads with her to release the hold.]

Nelson: And a submission victory for the impressive yet volatile new addition to the women's division.

Pilchard: This isn't just a victory, this is a statement. Not just to Cassie Charisma, not just to sweet Madeline, this is a statement to all women's wrestling in the cWo! This isn't bubblegum and lollipops Joel, this woman is blood, guts...and violence.

[We hear John Pilchard take off his headset as we still see Nox Bones applying the submission hold.]

Nelson: Well no disrespect to Kimberly O'Connor but I'd like to see John Pilchard and this, Nox Bones, make their statement at the expense of cWo's finest.

[Pilchard, at ringside gestures to Nox to cut it out and come with him, as she releases the hold, and takes a moment to sit up and survey the crowd, looking miserable all the while.]

Tiger: I think John Pilchard has a bit of a smug outlook on the women's division. Girls like Jen Diamond or our Women's Champion Mad Maddie don't exactly scream "sunshine and lollipops".

Hart: Maybe it's a double entendre. But then again if that's the case Nox Bones has a fine set of sunshine and lollipops.

Nelson: Alright that's as good a time as any to take a break, we'll be back folks...

[The scene is backstage where we see Cassie Charisma watching the end of the Nox Bones match on a backstage monitor wearing a low-cut sleeveless white tank top and low-rise blue jeans with tennis shoes as Tiffany Tolberg approaches Cassie and starts to speak.]

Tolberg: I'm here with Cassie Charisma, who has just finished watching the debut of Nox Bones. So Cassie, what are your thoughts on Bones' comments toward you last week and her attack on you the week before?

Charisma: Well, I reckon for some reason Bones has a problem with pretty girls and after she hit me from behind and stomped a mud-hole in me a couple weeks ago, I've been thinkin' 'bout how I'm gonna get her back. So I've decided to lay down a challenge to that she-beast at "Summertime Bruise", that is, if she shows up! So Bones, "Summertime Bruise", be there or be square!

[Cassie then walks off and we cut back to ringside action.]

[Cameras show Joel Nelson and Peter Tiger sitting at the announce booth with an empty seat to Joel's right.]

Nelson: Welcome back to Driven. Already a newsworthy event here in Tampa Florida. We still have two number one contender matches for the World Heavyweight Championship as announced by Tony Awesome. Mike Logan and Chazz Mendel will be in action later tonight. But right now you might be wondering where Peter Tiger is.

Hart: Trying to get Nox Bones' number?

Nelson: I have a feeling she's unlisted. No, Peter Tiger is at ringside right now after taking notice of a familiar face in the front row. Let's take it to Peter...

Tiger: Is everyone having a good time tonight?

[Fans in attendance cheer as Tiger continues.]

Tiger: We'll get right back to the action in a sec, but I couldn't help but notice none other than Mac Johnson Five Minute Challenge contestant Tony Rios is in the audience.

[There's light fanfare for Rios as he humbly accepts the ovation.]

Tiger: Tony Rios welcome, I see you have kept your word and bought a ticket to show up tonight.

Rios: Yeah, yeah... I am here for one reason and one reason only, I want some justice. I was screwed in the Mac Johnson challenge, so all I am asking for is a fair shake and another opportunity to showcase my worth.

Tiger: How do you plan to do that?

Rios:I would like to Tony Awesome to listen to my plea for one more chance to earn a contract. It really is only fair as I was politically screwed, it is just a fact, I was screwed for Mac Johnson to keep his pride because he was about to lose.

Tiger: So you are issuing a challenge to Mac Johnson then?

Rios: Of course I am, I deserve it. All I am asking is Tony Awesome to look at the replay of the match and make the right and fair decision. That is it, it is all I am asking for. I am willing to prove myself if need be, but I will fight Mac anytime and anyplace because all I want is to be apart of the best federation out there the cWo.

Tiger: Well, there you have it. Thank you for your time Tony.

Rios: It's really no problem, I appreciate the opportunity to speak and vent out my frustrations.

[The crowd then begins to boo. Cameras switch over to the entrance way as we see Reg Mendel excitedly pacing down the aisle in his Tuxedo T-shirt armed with a microphone.]

Nelson: Well look who it is...

Hart: In that tuxedo T-shirt again! I thought last week was a one off! I'd have worn mine!

Nelson: Taking fashion tips from Reg Mendel Jr.?

Hart: Hey Joel, a tuxedo T-shirt is never not funny.

Nelson: I don't think this knucklehead is trying to be funny, Robbie.

Tiger: Right, Joel. I'm pretty sure he thinks he's dressed up.

[Reg now in the ring, takes center stage as he begins to speak.]

Reg Jr: Alright folks. I'm here, you know what the drills for. You all know what time it is. Face Turn's album is about to drop. I got an early copy and no I'm not the guy who friggin put it up on the enternet, I don't even friggin use the enternet so stop askin'! Anyway, it's the best music I ever heard. You gotta be a total idiot to hate it, and I'm not an idiot, I got a grade 9 and everything. So yeah, if you don't like Face Turn your life is pretty much menialess and you might as well just come in suicide. So now without any more undo, here's my awesome new family, Face Turn!

[The crowd continues to boo as "God Gave Notorious JON to you" begins to play and the members of Face Turn step out from behind the entrance curtain. They're all dressed in their face turn T-shirts, except for Victor Emmit and Notorious JON, who wear "Dio" T-shirts. They pose for the crowd, then climb into the ring. Notorious JON and Emmitt raise the metal horns, then NJ takes the mic from Reg Jr.]

Notorious JON: Thank you for that great introduction, Reg SENIOR. I'm proud of you, son.

[Reg Jr beams as the crowd boos.]

Notorious JON: Ladies and gentlemen, Reg is right, our brand new album will be available through cWo's website, at any cWo show, and wherever music is sold, next week! We can't wait, and we really feel like we have accomplished musical perfection! With the assistance of the greatest band ever assembled, I feel that I've suprassed anything I've ever done in my life. Just like I became the greatest wrestler cWo has ever seen, I believe that when you hear our album, you'll see that I've also become the greatest frontman in the history of music!

Nelson: Bold statement there.

Hart: If he says it, it's true! He's got the track record!

Notorious JON: But I'm not just hear to talk about Face Turn. You see, we want to support other bands as well, and when we see a great show, well, we just need to tell the world. Last night, when this ring was in pieces, this arena got it's faced rocked off by the one and only metal god himself, Ronnie James Dio!

[The members of the crowd who recognize the name give a mild pop.]

Notorious JON: That's it? That's all he gets? Do you guys even know who he is?

[Notorious JON and Victor exchange glances, disgusted.]

Notorious JON: Educate these people, would ya?

[Notorious JON hands the mic to Victor Emmit.]

Nelson: So what is this wrestling or the history of music?

[There are light Devon Dice chants as Emmit looks overwhelmed for a moment.]

Emmit: Ronnie James Dio is a legend...

[Interest in the audience seems to wain as Emmit continues.]

Emmit: A good long time ago rock Gods Black Sabbath fired Ozzy Osbourne, and when all the critics thought they would never be the same, they put out the cd Heaven and Hell and changed music forever. I mean check this out...

[Victor Emmit holds up with his left hand the metal horns.]

Emmit: The first time anyone saw someone do this, it was Ronnie James Dio's right hand. Dude single handedly took Rock 'n Roll to the next level. I mean Dio, all I can say is Ronnie James Dio is the Notorious JON of music.

Nelson: Alright, we get it...

[Fans boo as Victor continues.]

Emmit: I mean when Jon wrestled John Manningham at Cyberslam Four, that was like the first time I heard Heaven and Hell, and Jon and Christian Roman's Ironman match actually syncs up with Holy Diver. You don't believe me ask Tito.

[Cameras show Tito nodding in agreement. Victor looks takes a breath before continuing his lesson "Tiger the Lion" hits the PA system.]

"This is Tiger The Lion..."
"Give me the knuckles of Frisco..."
"If there's danger in the language, Gentlemen..."
"I suggest no further use of the two way radio..."

[The song kicks in and Chazz Mendel walks out from the entrance way to huge cheers from the crowd. Victor and NJ scowl at him.]

Nelson: Well finally, here's Chazz Mendel to adress that henious lead pipe attack pulled on him a few weeks ago!

Hart: What? If anything, he better be here to apologize for breaking US copyright and privacy rules!

Chazz: Reggie, I heard what you had to say last week, and hey, if that's your choice, if you wanna call this guy your father, go right ahead. I know what it was like growing up with Reg Mendel as your father, he's tough, domineering, maybe a bit insensitive. But the one thing Dad always has been, is connected. I don't get why you didn't tell them about Dad's music industry hookups, I mean, he could help!

Reg Jr: I was gettin' around to it!

Chazz: Well, look, I'm doing you a favor tonight. I'm about to make you look really cool in front of your new family, because I've got a special guest, Dad's friend Ronnie.... James Dio!

Hart: Holy Crap!

Nelson: Wow, what a special guest!

["Holy Diver" begins to play and the crowd gives a nice ovation as Ronnie James Dio steps out from behind the entrance curtain. Notorious JON and Victor Emmit are beside themselves, doing a "we're not worthy" bow to the music legend. Dio throws up the metal horns with both hands, then is handed the mic by Chazz.]

Tiger: Look at Notorious JON and Victor Emmit! They're starstruck!

Ronnie James Dio: First of all, let me say what a pleasure it is for me to be here on cWo Driven! And let me especially say, what a pleasure it is for me to see Notorious JON in the flesh! I've been a fan ever since you bear Riptide back in Cyberslam 1!

Nelson: Dio's a cWo fan!

Hart: Of course he is!

Dio: I thought you were at your absolute best when you faced Cypher, Heretic and Montouri in the cage at Eye of the Storm 1. Hell, I thought you were robbed in that match!

[The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Notorious JON nods in agreement.]

Tiger: The guy knows his history, doesn't he? That match was in 2002!

Dio: In fact, I never really understood why the fans never gave you the respect you deserve. The amount of talent you're shown throughout your career, well, it speaks for itself. There's so few people out there that can do what you do. You've gotten a raw deal around here.

[Notorious JON claps and mouths "I have. I have"]

Dio: I also have to let you know that my grandson is probably your biggest fan. He got a picture with you at a convention in long island a year ago, and it was really one of the high points of his life. You were an absolute class act towards him, and I really appreciate that.

[Notorious JON gushes.]

Dio: So when my friend Reg told me you were segwaying into music, I was very interested. I mean wrestling's gotta be tough... but is it as tough as Rock N' Roll? So, Reg gave me your demo, and this morning I sat down and gave it a listen.

[The members of Face Turn look at each other, escatic. Notorious JON puts the mic back to his mouth.]

Notorious JON: You, Ronnie James Dio, listened to our demo?!

Dio: I did. Now, it took me a while to break in this business. I had several bands, tried several insturments before I became part of Elf, Rainbow and finally Black Sabbath. It was a hard road, I really had to work for it. But when I was struggling to fill small venues, the most important thing I could have was honest feedback. I valued the opinions of the guys who've already made it.

Notorious JON: What'd you think?

Dio: Well, let me again just say how I respect what you do. I mean, you're an amazing athlete in the ring. You and Victor and Tito... so few people in this world can do that. But then again, very few people out there can be successfull musicians.

[Notorious JON and Victor give big goofy grins and almost lean forward with anticipation.]

Dio: I really admire you doing this. I mean, you aren't professional musicians, so A for effort, really. But musically? I'm not gonna lie to you. I wasn't a big fan of the demo. I think you need some work.

[The crowd errupts in cheers as Notorious JON and Victor Emmitt's expressions go blank.]

Hart: What?!

Nelson: He didn't like it!

Hart: Impossible!

Dio: You've got some good musicians, but your vocals? ProTools exists to help you.

Notorious JON: I HAVE PERFECT PITCH!

Dio: Sorry to say this, but you don't. But look, I understand where you're coming from, I mean technology seems like cheating, but it's really not.

[Notorious JON rips of his Dio T-shirt, throws it to the mat and spits on it. Victor follows suit.]

Dio: Look, I'm not trying to insult you. Again, I really appreciate the effort. I can even put you in touch with my voice coach if you'd like. Even the best of us need practice from time to time!

[Cameras focus on Emmit momentarily, looking disappointed.]

Dio: Seriously guys, I'm not out here to hurt feelings. Tell you what, I'll take you to dinner tonight, on me. All of you, me, Tommy Iommi, Vinny Appice, Geezer, the whole band! Maybe we can help.

Notorious JON: I can't believe it. I expected more from you, Ronnie! How much are they paying you to insult us? Huh?

Dio: It's nothing like that at all! If it's any consolation, the keyboards were divine. Amazing. Excellent work, Mr. Fantasy, that's what I'd imagine a chorus of angels sounds like.

Notorious JON: You think I'm stupid, Ronnie? You think I was born yesterday? I know what's going on here! Reg and Chazz Mendel PAID you to say you hate our album, when you really loved it!

Hart: See! Nothing gets by this guy!

Nelson: Does he realize how crazy that sounds?

Hart: Chazz said it himself, Dio is a friend of Reg's! This is a setup!

Notorious JON: So you say you love the keyboards? Yeah right, that's what they want you to say, obviously the keyboards were the worst part of the album!

Dio: Hey! Now you better watch it, I'm out here out of the kindness of my-

Notorious JON: You're out here to put some cash in your pocket! Well you know what? You're not gonna hold Face Turn back! We're gonna be the greatest band ever, no matter what you were paid to say! And you know what else? Ozzy is ten times better than you!

[Dio drops the mic and turns to Chazz and throws up his hands. Dio shakes his head as he looks to Chazz and is heard off mic saying "I'm just trying to help".]

Notorious JON: I bet you think this is REAL funny, Mendel! But I promise you, you won't be laughing for long! I'm gonna get even with you, you and your entire disgusting family!

[Mr. Fantasy smiles from ear to ear. Notorious JON looks at the duo of Ronnie James Dio and Chazz Mendel furiously.]

Nelson: Well there's a ringing endorsement for Face Turn's debut album.

Hart: I think his concert last night was a few decibels too high and now his brain is scrambled, the old man doesn't know what he's talking about!

[The band takes notice of Mr. Fantasy's pride, when Victor Emmit hits him with a surprise spinning roundhouse kick. Tito and Emmit stomp at the body of Mr. Fantasy as Notorious JON looks down on him with disdain.]

Nelson: And they're attacking their own keyboardist!

[Dio looks on in concern towards Face Turn's display as Chazz Mendel shakes his head in disappointment.]

Nelson: Victor Emmit and Tito are laying waste to the man Dio lauded as the best part of Face Turn!

Hart: He's clearly not a team player!

[Jon steps in and backs Emmit and Tito away from Mr. Fantasy.]

Nelson: Jon showing some compassion for the poor guy...

[Jon then quickly changes gears and grabs Mr. Fantasy by the head, picking him up to his feet.]

Nelson: Wait a minute!

[Jon tosses Mr. Fantasy one handedly over the top rope.]

Nelson: Come on!

Tiger: Well this got ugly didn't it?

Nelson: These are grown men in that ring, I think it's time they learn to take constructive criticism like grown men should!...

Nelson: Welcome back to cWo Driven where before the break we were treated to a surprise appearance from rock musician Ronnie James Dio.

Hart: We don't need to give that hack any more attention than we already have, let's talk about the return of Andrew Phillips! Let's talk about the dream match at Summetime Bruise, what everyone wants to see, Andrew Phillips against Mike Logan for the World Heavyweight Championship!

Nelson: That's within the realm of possibility after tonight, but Barrett Hawk or Chazz Mendel might have something to say about that.

Hart: Like anyone's gonna listen to what they have to say! This is my night Joel and I'm not gonna let Ronnie James Irrelevant ruin this for me!

DING DING DING

Dixon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…

[“Murder Was The Case” by Snoop Doggy Dogg plays over the arena, and J.J. Carter jumps over a security barrier appearing from the crowd. He baseball slides into the ring, then stands up and waves towards fans. There’s some sizeable fan support for him.]

Dixon: Introducing first – from Bridgeport, Connecticut and weighing in at 195 pounds… J.J. CARTER!!!

Nelson: Well, last week we saw Carter make down a challenge to Brother Shabazz. There will be one final match between the two to settle the score, at the next pay-per-view. But if Shabazz tries to do any funny business, apparently he will be fined 20 thousand dollars.

Hart: Hey, that’s not fair. This is a free country, Shabazz ought to do as he pleases. 20 grand is a good chunk of change to a guy like Shabazz.

Tiger: Problem is, he’s already been doing that. And hasn’t really proven himself better than Carter, at least in Carter’s eyes.

Nelson: Carter is a man of fairness and integrity. Shabazz has been anything but.

Tiger: I wonder who Carter is facing…

Dixon: And his opponent – from New Port Richey, Florida and weighing in at 216 pounds… STEVE DOWNS!!!

[There is some crowd cheering, though minimal, as Downs walks down the ramp to some generic rock music. He then enters the ring.]

Tiger: If I recall correctly, Downs is a part time wrestler with some of the southern tours. He’s young and has good potential if he wanted to develop it more. But he wants to stay in the south to be closer to his family. He had previously gotten a few spot matches in Deep South. But full time he works as an insurance adjuster and is a swimming instructor on the side.

Hart: Weak…

Nelson: The two are in the ring, and the contest will begin…

DING DING DING

[Carter sticks his arm out for a handshake, which Downs follows up. After the shake, the two go to their corners, before locking up in the middle of the ring. Carter shifts out of the lock up, then grabs Downs by the shoulder and pushes him towards the ropes. Downs bounces off, but Carter is waiting with a boot to the midsection. Downs quickly recovers, and grabs Carter by the waist.]

Nelson: German suplex!

[Carter is already sitting up, slowly getting back to his feet, when Downs springboards off the ropes and has a missile dropkick to Carter’s back.]

Nelson: Nice move there by Downs.

Tiger: Downs is already up.

Hart: Figures, the thug is already rolling around and getting up.

Tiger: You know, he does have a name.

[Carter gets back up on his feet, and Downs charges at him. But Carter sticks his leg out, and legsweeps him into the mat. Carter then grabs for Downs ankle, but Downs kicks him away.]

Hart: Carter might have been getting a little ahead of himself there.

Tiger: Oh yes, because he’d go for the Sound Crab this early.

Hart: Please, Carter has a soul that is pure evil. You don’t know what he’ll do to this guy.

[Downs is up now, and they lock up in the center of the ring. Carter drives a couple of elbows in to Downs’ midsection, then breaks up the hold to grab him by the neck and DDT him.]

Nelson: Carter with the DDT.

[Downs slowly gets up, being assisted by Carter. Only to be thrown into a belly to back suplex.]

Nelson: And now Carter is waiting for Downs to get up.

[Downs slowly recovers, while Carter is just standing and waiting.]

Nelson: This is a bit strange of Carter. I know he likes fair contests, but this could be pushing his luck.

[Carter then makes a break for the turnbuckle and climbs up to the top rope. Meanwhile Downs is fully standing up, and turns to see Carter leap off and right towards him.]

Nelson: Cross body!

Tiger: Looks like Downs just reached for his ribcage there.

Nelson: I think Carter either landed a knee on Downs during the landing, or may have given him an inadvertent whack on his way up off the mat.

Hart: And the shark senses it. Just doing what he can to get a cheap win. How’s he a fair competitor again?

Nelson: Well, he does have to win you know.

[Carter starts to work on the upper body of Downs, several blows to the ribcage area. You can see some painful looks coming off from Downs’ face.]

Nelson: Downs might be in a bit of hurt right here.

Tiger: After having a nearly 200 pound man land on top of you like that, I can imagine he’ll be a bit sore.

[Carter with another knee drop on the upper body of Downs, followed by another, then another. But Downs finally rolls out of the way, though rolling on top of his ribcage. He tries to get on his feet, but Carter lands an elbow drop between the shoulder blades.]

Nelson: Carter again is just standing there and waiting for Downs to get up. It almost looks like Carter might be bored here.

Tiger: Downs is a young kid and does not have much experience in the ring. Against a guy like Carter who has been in the cWo for years, I’m not surprised how this is going.

Nelson: Downs is back on his feet. And Carter, not in any rush here, is almost waiting for him to make a move.

[Downs charges towards Carter once he regains his composure. But Carter grabs him by the arm and delivers a strong takedown, then followed up by a knee drop.]

Tiger: I think Downs has been on the mat more in this match than standing.

[Downs starts to get up again, but Carter locks him by the waist and throws him over for a German suplex.]

Nelson: Carter for a cover…

ONE

Nelson: Downs kicks out.

[Carter reaches down to grab Downs off the mat, but Downs pushes Carter away. Carter again reaches down, only to be denied a second time. So Carter instead delivers an elbow drop on Downs.]

Nelson: Downs isn’t going to quit just yet.

Tiger: He’s already getting up.

Nelson: But Carter is waiting for him.

Tiger: Uh oh. What is this?

Nelson: No way… YOUTH MOVEMENT!

Hart: Thief!

Nelson: Cover…

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

Dixon: The winner of this matchup – J.J. CARTER!!!

Nelson: Well, that was something interesting. The local boy held up for a little while, but in the end did not have enough experience to do much against the cWo veteran.

Hart: Why is Carter now stealing Brother Shabazz’s finisher?

Nelson: Like Shabazz didn’t steal it from Ramon Wade?

Tiger: I would see it as a message to Brother Shabazz.

[The jumbotron turns on, showing Brother Shabazz backstage in a locker room.]

Shabazz: Well well Jeremy. So you think you’re trying to impress me by learning how to do the Youth Movement also? Let me tell you something though. Right now you got me sidelined over this 20 thousand dollar stipulation in our pay per view match, but trust me - I would love to get my hands on you one more time. If you are so insistent that I beat you fair and square, so be it. Cause you won’t amount to anything around here Jeremy, and I know it. We all will know it soon enough.

[Carter looks a little bored standing in the ring, listening to Shabazz.]

Shabazz: Now, I know you’re doing little deals with Tony Awesome and the front office, trying to be the company goodie two shoes. I’ve been hearing rumors about what else is going on with you two, and let’s just say I have a nice little surprise for you in the works. Once I know for sure it’s good to go, I want to see what you’re going to do about it. Cause if you want to screw around with my future and my destiny, two can play at this game.

Nelson: I wonder what that means…

Shabazz: Just you wait and see Jeremy. How much do you really want to sacrifice? Keep being a b[beep] and push, let’s see how much this backfires in your face.

Tiger: Sounds to me like Shabazz wants to up the ante. Like a sick game of poker where the players bet for their opponents!

Hart: Well it's only fair game! Why should Shabazz be fined for cheating and not J.J. Carter? Talk about double standards!

Nelson: I've never known J.J. Carter to be a rule breaker, but to your credit you make a good point Robbie.

Hart: Well I hope for his sake he doesn't start breaking rules at Summertime Bruise, I don't think he'd be able to challenge a banker for a loan as easy as he signed this match!

Nelson: Oh boy. Let's go to commercials, when we come back it's the first of our two main events for this evening.

Hart: Oh man I can't wait!

[A graphic appears highlighting Mike Logan versus Chazz Mendel.]

Hart: Mike Logan against Chazz Mendel for a garaunteed Title shot! This is great!...

[Devon Dice is sitting in his locker room rolling a pair of Dice against the wall.]

Dice: Victor Emmit has crossed me one too many times. He's destroyed a living legend in Notorious Jon, his hippy attitude, and last week costing me a match against Mike Logan. I had him out! Then Emmit rears his ugly face and decides to poke his nose in my business. He may not have won the number 1 contendership for the US Title very fairly, but you better believe when he rolls the Dice on that cruise ship. Somebody better send an S.O.S for Victor Emmit. Because The house is gonna come crashing down on his tired ass.

[Dice shakes the Dice, rolls them against the wall, he gets up and leaves the view. The camera zooms in on the dice revealing a 4 and a 3.]

[Tony Awesome is doing some paperwork when Vandal storms in, without knocking.]

Tony Awesome: Please, not now. Geez.

Vandal: Too bad. I have a proposition for you.

Awesome: A proposition? What is it? Are you leaving the cWo?

Vandal: No. Your roster is garbage. No one in the company has talent or any type of realistic view of how to succeed.

Awesome: Are you talking about yourself again?

[There's a moment of silence.]

Vandal: LISTEN. I brought a couple of guys to the show. They have raw talent and ability. Sign them on.

Awesome: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sign them on? You can't be serious? This is some kind of joke.

Vandal: No...

[A young man runs in, most likely an assistant. He seems out of breath.]

Awesome: Does anyone here knock?

Young Man: Sir, there's been an accident or fight, I don't know. A fight between some guys.

[Awesome rushes out, followed by Vandal. They race down the hall, following the young man. They turn the corner and see a few security personnel on the ground, a couple more are surrounding two men. The men Vandal was talking to early.]

Vandal: DC. Jackson. What the hell happened?

Awesome: These are the men you wanted to hire? THESE TWO?!

Main Security Guard: They don't have any backstage passes or authorization to be back here sir.

Awesome: Throw them OUT.

Vandal: Are you kidding me? Just give them...

Awesome: NOPE. In fact, throw this one out too.

[Awesome points at Vandal and security surround the three.]

DING DING DING

Benson: The following contest is scheduled for one fall where the winner is garaunteed to compete for the World Heavyweight Championship at Summetime Bruise!

[The lights dim and turn a cherry shade of red as "The Stroke" by Billy Squire begins to play over the P.A. system as we see "The Canadian Gigolo" Mike Logan emerge from behind the curtain wearing a long sleeveless black and red rhinestone robe with red and black short wrestling trunks plus sunglasses and Sabrina Swallows to the left of him.]

Nelson: Here comes Mike Logan and his "manager," if you will, Sabrina Swallows...

Hart: Come on Joel! Where's the enthusiasm?

Nelson: To tell you the truth, I always feel a little dirty when I have to say Sabrina Swallows...

Hart: She does?!?! HAHAHA!

Nelson: Oh that's veeeery professional!

[He then looks out at the fans with a smirk before gyrating his hips as the fans immediately begin to boo loudly upon his arrival while Sabrina swoons at his hip gyrations. Mike then smirks at the fans and begins to strut in a very arrogant and cocky manner toward the ring with his women in each arm. He then spots a camera and flexes a bicep for the camera before kissing it and resuming his walk to the ring.]

Dixon: Making his way down the aisle, accompanied by Sabrina Swallows! From Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, he is "The Canadian Gigolo" Mike Looooogan!!

[Logan stops to occasionally look out at the crowd with a brash smile on his face. He finally makes his way up the ring steps and walks along the apron before pausing and gyrating his hips again to more boos before he flicks the sunglasses into the crowd. He then struts to the middle of the ring and begins to do a pose, flexing his muscles as red pyro shoots out from the turnbuckles. Still smirking at the fans and their disdain, Mike removes his robe and gyrates his hips some more before thrusting his pelvis at the crowd to more boos and then runs against the ropes briefly before he heads to the corner and leans up against the turnbuckles awaiting his opponent as the music dies down and Sabrina is rubbing him down.]

Nelson: Can these two get any more gross?

Tiger: Unfortunately, they sure can...

Nelson: Well, Mike Logan better get his head in the game. He's going up against a former United States and World Champion in Chazz Mendel.

Tiger: Logan looks relaxed now, but he knows exactly what he's getting himself into. His schtick brought him inches from the World Title at Glory, after all. It's like a player with a hot bat in baseball, changing his swing up at this point could be disaterous in his hopes at a rematch with Johnny Serious at Summertime Bruise.

Hart: That's if Serious even makes it! He's hurt again don't you know!

Nelson: I think it's safe to speak for Peter here when I say that we know he'll make it.

Tiger: That's right.

Dixon: And his opponent, from Vancouver, British Columbia! Weighing in at two hundred and twelve pounds! "The One And Only" CHAZZ MENDEEEEEEEL!

[The crowds starts to cheer as the introduction to "Tiger the Lion" by The Tragically Hip floats out the PA system. Gord Downie's voice croons over the music.]

"This is Tiger The Lion..."
"Give me the knuckles of Frisco..."
"If there's danger in the language, Gentlemen..."
"I suggest no further use of the two way radio..."

[The song kicks in and Chazz Mendel walks out onto the stage to a raucous ovation.]

Nelson: Listen to the Tampa crowd give it up for Chazz Mendel!

Hart: How can they get behind a man who's trying to ruin lives like Chazz Mendel is!

[Chazz starts to make his way down the aisle, slapping the hands of a few fans along the way.]

Nelson: What do you mean?

Hart: I'm talking about the debut album from Face Turn! It's the epitome of Rock N Roll, and Rock N Roll saves lives!

[Chazz jumps up onto the ring apron and cautiously steps through the ropes as Logan steps out of the corner quickly.]

Nelson: I'm not going to dispute that, Robbie. But I don't think it's fair to say that he's ruining lives.

Hart: I believe I stated my case rather well this time, Joel! Don't you run from this!

[The Referee, Aaron Blake, calls for the opening bell.]

DING DING DING

Tiger: I really hate to interrupt this, but we've got some action happening in the ring!

[Mendel and Logan shoot out at each other quickly, locking up. Logan quickly takes command, backing Chazz into the ropes.]

Nelson: Mike Logan using his size advantage to his advantage as he backs Chazz Mendel into the ropes.

[Logan uses his leverage, bouncing Mendel off the ropes two times before shooting him across the ring.]

Nelson: Irish whip!

[Mendel rebounds off the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt by Logan. Mendel quickly jumps to the second rope, and leaps off with a moonsault as Logan turns.]

Nelson: Uh oh! Logan caught Mendel! What upper body strength!

[Mendel squirms, trying to get free, but Logan holds onto him.]

Nelson: Mendel's can't get free!

[Logan slams Mendel to the mat hard.]

Nelson: Powerslam by Mike Logan!

Tiger: Week in and week out, Chazz Mendel is in there against much bigger opponents. Mike Logan just threw him to the mat almost with ease on that one. Even though Chazz has a one inch height advantage, you can just see the difference that thirty some odd pounds of muscle does for someone.

[Logan gets to his feet, and quickly goes back down with a standing legdrop.]

Nelson: Ooh! Mike Logan with a standing legdrop!

[Logan pops to his feet, and brings the leg down a second time.]

Nelson: There's the second! Here comes the trifecta!

[Logan gets to his feet a third time, and starts to gyrate his hips, much to the pleasure of Sabrina Swallows, and to the dismay of the crowd. Logan jumps high into the air and comes with a third legdrop.]

Nelson: Oooh! And he connects! Logan with the cover!

ONE

TWO

[Chazz kicks out.]

Nelson: And Chazz kicks out after a two count!

Tiger: Logan brought that third legdrop right down across the neck of Mendel. After two across the chest, he's got to be some kind of winded.

Hart: Genocide takes a lot out of you, and then to put legdrops on top of that! Those Mendel's are resiliant!

[Logan grabs Mendel by the hair and pulls him to his feet.]

Nelson: Robbie, GENOCIDE?

[Logan hits Mendel with a forearm before Irish whipping Chazz again.]

Hart: We've been through this already. Remember, the Face Turn debate I totally schooled you on earlier?

[Logan attempts the clothesline again, but Chazz ducks it again, this time, wrapping himself around Logan's arms and bringing him to the mat with a crucifix pin.]

Nelson: Chazz with a pin!

ONE

TWO

[Logan kicks out.]

Nelson: And Mike Logan gets surprised by Chazz Mendel just then with that crucifix pin attempt! He telegraphed the clothesline, and Mendel almost picked up the victory!

Hart: That was barely a two count! Logan's shoulder came up almost before Blake's hand came down! School's out!

[Logan gets up quickly, slightly peeved, but he's met with a left hand from Mendel.]

Tiger: You two go on arguing. I've got this! The southpaw Mendel just landed a hard shot to Mike Logan's jaw!

[Logan stumbles back, but Mendel continues in on him, delivering lefts.]

Hart: Reg did get the boys Boxing lessons as kids to toughen them up, you know!

[Mendel backs Logan into the corner.]

Nelson: Chazz has Mike Logan reeling here!

[Chazz sends Logan across the ring with an Irish whip. Logan slams into the other turnbuckle back first.]

Nelson: Here comes something high risk!

[Chazz starts to take off, but Sabrina Swallows grabs Mendel's leg from outside the ring, keeping him from charging.]

Nelson: Sabrina Swallows holding the foot of Mendel! Come on!

[Mendel shakes his foot free from Swallows grasp, but he doesn't see Logan charging in. Logan leads in with a shoulderblock, but Chazz ducks out of the way at the last second.]

Nelson: Chazz gets out of the way! He saw it out of the corner of his eye, and narrowly escaped that shoulderblock from Mike Logan! That would have been just about it if Logan would have hit it!

Tiger: Logan harkening back to his professional football days back in Canada, but this time, it didn't pay off.

[Logan clutches his shoulder as he walks out from the corner. Chazz pops to his feet, then immediately hits a dropkick.]

Nelson: Mendel connects with a dropkick to the shoulder! The impact sends Mike Logan outside the ring to the floor!

[As soon as Logan hits the floor. Sabrina Swallows is over to help Logan up and console him.]

Tiger: Chazz Mendel has one of the best dropkicks in the business!

Hart: And Sabrina is right there to help her man up. Every woman could learn something from Sabrina!

[Sabrina starts to massage Logan's shoulder. Mendel looks at the two, and takes off running to the opposite side of the ring.]

Nelson: Mendel is about to go high risk!

[Chazz rebounds off the ropes and takes two steps before leaping into the air, flying over the top rope.]

Nelson: Watch him fly!

[Sabrina shrieks and dives out of the way as Mendel crashes down on Mike Logan. The crowd roars with approval.]

Nelson: Sabrina Swallows was able to get out of the way, leaving Mike Logan to take the brunt of that over the top rope suicide dive by Chazz Mendel!

Tiger: This is exactly what Chazz Mendel needs to do! He needed to come into this match and push the pace, and get Mike Logan out of his comfort zone.

Hart: Even if that means diving on him while he's getting a massage from a beautiful woman!

[Chazz gets to his feet first, and he takes a quick bow before focusing in on the downed Logan.]

Nelson: Well, if there's anywhere Mike's more comfortable, I'd be amazed.

Hart: Trust me, you would be! I saw this one thing where he's upside down, and she, oh man lemme tell ya!

Nelson: Please don't.

[Mendel grabs Logan by the hair and pulls him to his feet.]

Hart: Watch the tips!

[Chazz wastes no time rolling Logan back into the ring. He follows closely with a cover.]

ONE

TWO

[Logan kicks out.]

Nelson: And Mike Logan kicks out after the two count!

[Chazz runs to the ropes, but is tripped by Sabrina Swallows.]

Nelson: Sabrina Swallows can't keep her hands off of Chazz Mendel in this match! That's the second time she's interfered! Chazz isn't having any of it this time!

[Chazz kicks the bottom rope, causing Swallows to jump back. He points at her and says something, but the cameras don't pick it up.]

Nelson: He's giving her what's for right now! Oh wait!!

[Mike Logan comes from behind and rolls Chazz up.]

Nelson: Schoolboy! Logan with a handfull of tights!!!

ONE

TWO

THREE!

[Chazz rolls off of his shoulders.]

DING DING DING

["The Stroke" starts playing again as Mike Logan makes a quick exit from the ring before Chazz can scramble to his feet.]

Dixon: Here is your winner! "The Canadian Gigolo" MIKE LOOOOOOOGAN!!!

[Sabrina Swallows raises Logan's arm in victory as they walk up the ramp. Chazz is on his feet in the ring, furious.]

Nelson: And thanks to the interference by Sabrina Swallows, Mike Logan is able to catch Chazz Mendel off guard and pin him grabbing a handful of tights! Disgusting!

Hart: You got that right! You could almost see Chazz's crack! Geeeerrrooooooosss!

Nelson: You know Notorious JON, Reg Junior, and the rest of Face Turn are watching and absolutely loving the outcome of this match.

Hart: As they should!

Nelson: Folks, we have to step away to commercial. There's more cWo Driven coming up after the break!

[Driven goes to commercial with a shot of Logan celebrating as he walks up the aisle.]

Nelson: We're back from tonight's final commercial break. And it's time for the second main event of the evening.

Hart: The return of Andrew Phillips to cWo action!

Tiger: The silent but deadly former World Heavyweight Champion could very well be Barrett Hawk's biggest challenge to date.

Nelson: Although this wouldn't be the first time these two went head to head, the Barrett Hawk we know today isn't the same man he was the first time.

Tiger: Well Andrew Phillips is a far cry from the man he used to be and that's made him much more dangerous. It will be interesting to see if the experience Hawk has gained in the past year has given him the tools necessary to be a Championship contender...

DING DING DING

Benson: The following contest is our maaaaain event! Where the winner will go on to face Mike Logan, and if healthy, Johnny Serious at Summertime Bruise for the World Heavyweight Championship!

[Fans cheer as Benson awaits the first arrival.]

Tiger: This is huge guys...

["Simple Man" hits the PA system. As the intro passes, Barrett Hawk makes a relaxed walk down the aisle with the American flag draped over his shoulders, and his trademark cowboy hat on his head.]

Benson: Entering the ring first, weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds, from Sulphur Oklahoma. Barreeeeett Hawk!

Nelson: With a warm welcome from the good folks here in Miami Florida, Barrett Hawk, I hope, is ready for what is without a doubt the biggest match in his career.

Tiger: There is no doubting that what so ever. If Barrett Hawk squaring off against Andrew Phillips isn't big enough, throw World Title contendership on top of that and you got the attention of fans as much as the boys in the back.

Hart: You guys oughtta clean your glasses because this match is a farce! Barrett Hawk is a loser! He lost to Mr. Rich at Glory and he lost to Detroit Jack Gibson last week! And we're giving him a shot to challenge for the World Championship?

[Barrett Hawk stands at ringside, as he carelessly throws his cowboy hat towards the fans at his left, and the American flag from his shoulder to the fans on the right.]

Tiger: Well it's worth noting this match wasn't originally scheduled for the number one contendership, and was only changed in spite of recent developments with our World Champion Johnny Serious.

Hart: Well that doesn't make it any better! You could cut my hands off and I'd still have enough fingers to show you how many matches Hawk's won lately!

[Hawk is in the ring awaiting his opponent as the music fades out.]

Nelson: All hyperbole aside we await the arrival of Andrew Phillips...

Benson: And his opponent...

["Harvest of Sorrow" by Metallica plays on the PA system with the intro clipped out. Cameras focus on the entrance way as fans boo in anticipation of the arrival of Andrew Phillips.]

Hart: I'm excited!...

[The camera remains on the entrance way as no one appears to be coming out.]

Hart: Any minute now! The return of Andrew Phillips!

[The music fades momentarily as Mic Benson speaks.]

Hart: Hey what the?

Benson: And his opponent...

["Harvest of Sorrow" plays again.]

Nelson: Well we're awaiting the arrival of Andrew Phillips but he doesn't seem to be ready yet.

[Barrett Hawk begins to cautiously circle the mat.]

Nelson: Looks like Barrett Hawk is wisely preparing for a sneak attack.

Hart: Andrew Phillips doesn't need to come up from behind to beat Barrett Hawk!

Nelson: Well if it's so easy Robbie why doesn't he get out here right now and fight!

[The music again fades out as Hawk frustratedly holds his hands to his hips, and paces around. Mic Benson raises the microphone to his mouth about to speak, when Barrett Hawk takes it away from him. There's a light pop in the crowd as Hawk looks to the camera.]

Hawk: Andrew, this match was made a number one contenders match, and that's huge. But make no mistake, it wasn't meant to be one. First and foremost this match was about bein' a man...

[Fans cheer as Hawk pauses. He continues, still looking into the camera.]

Hawk: It doesn't take a man to jump me from behind. It takes a man to step in this ring, look me in the eye and beat me fair and square. You're not a man Andrew, you're a boy misbehavin'. I'm giving you one last chance to be a man, to come out here and face the music, and if you don't come out...well. Well I don't know if you're even in this arena, but I'm sure gonna find out!

[Fans cheer as Hawk looks to the entrance way, cameras pan out and look down the aisle.]

Nelson: Pretty simply put by Barrett Hawk. If Andrew Phillips doesn't show, Hawk's gonna bring the fight to him.

Hart: Andrew will show! Just give him some time!

Nelson: We've given him time! How long are we supposed to wait!

[Then, "One Day As A Lion" hits the PA system.]

Nelson: Now hold on a minute...

[Quickly, a pumped up Mac Johnson and John Pilchard walk out of the entrance way, armed with a microphone, Pilchard speaks.]

Pilchard: Hold on there cowboy. Cut the music, cut the music!

[The music fades out.]

Pilchard: You don't have to worry about Andrew Phillips tonight. Trust me, we looked, he's not here tonight. He isn't anywhere, but Mac Johnson is right here, and we're not about to sit idly by while you get a Title opportunity by forfeit. By the way you're running your mouth, you came out here to fight. Well it just so happens Mac Johnson wants to fight.

[Hawk, still with a mic in hand, speaks.]

Hawk: So you want a fight?

Pilchard: Mac Johnson came out here to fight.

Hawk: Well John, I'll be happy to oblige. 'Cause Mac Johnson, the mood I'm in, I'm not gonna need five minutes to kick your ass...

Nelson: Whoa!

[The fans cheer as Barrett Hawk drops the mic and prepares for the arrival of Mac Johnson. Cameras catch a glimpse of Tony Rios sitting in the front row. Mac Johnson walks down the aisle at a comfortable pace.]

Nelson: Well no one thought that tonights main event would turn into this. We were all expecting Barrett Hawk to go against Andrew Phillips as advertised, but for better or worse it's gonna be Mac Johnson in Phillips' place.

Hart: Someone should call Phillips! Maybe his car broke down!

Nelson: I have a feeling Andrew Phillips is watching this broadcast right now patting himself on the back. I'm sure he's real proud of himself backing out of tonight's main event!

Tiger: Hold on a minute Joel.

[At ringside John Pilchard looks to be having a dispute with Tony Rios, with a couple security members in the middle of it. The security members start escorting Rios away from ringside.]

Tiger: I think...yes John Pilchard is having Tony Rios escorted out of the building!

Hart: They don't call him the smartest man in the business for nothing!

Nelson: They don't call him the smartest man in the business. He's the most slimey, most greedy, most opportunistic maybe...

Hart: You're just jealous. John Pilchard is very good at what he does!

[Mac Johnson and John Pilchard look on as Rios is walked out of the building, when Barrett Hawk appears to have moved over to the apron, stalking behind Mac Johnson.]

Hart: Come on it's Tony Rios, you just know he's up to something! Oh no!

[Robbie Hart expresses shock as Mac Johnson turns around as Hawk jumps down on him and applies a headlock, while throwing wild right hands into his head.]

Nelson: Barrett Hawk said he's in a fighting mood and now he's putting his money where his mouth is!

[Mac Johnson is backed up against the guard rail as Hawk continues throwing punches.]

Nelson: Hawk just wailing away on the head of Mac Johnson!

[Hawk stops with the assault as he pulls a dizzy Johnson towards the steel steps.]

Nelson: Oh! Head first, Mac Johnson is slammed against the steel steps!

[John Pilchard expresses concern for Mac Johnson, when Barrett Hawk steps away from him, clenching his fist and threatening John Pilchard, who runs away.]

Tiger: Barrett Hawk letting Pilchard know he's not the man to mess with tonight!

[Hawk then rolls Mac Johnson into the ring, as Hawk rolls into the ring, Mac Johnson pummels on his back with right and left forearms. Mac helps Hawk to his feet and whips him to the ropes.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: And this match is officially under way.

[Mac whips Hawk against the ropes.]

Nelson: Number one contendership on the line here.

[Mac goes for a back body drop, when on the rebound Hawk instead kicks him in the shoulder.]

Hart: Oh no!

[Hawk takes Mac down with a double leg takedown and again begins mounting punches..]

Nelson: And Barrett Hawk exploding with more right hands!

Tiger: Mac Johnson doesn't know how to fight against this!

Nelson: Barrett Hawk's in ring attitude has become much less forgiving when compared to the blue collar boy he was starting out.

[Mac manages to get a foot on Hawk's chest to push him back and away.]

Hart: Wai-wai-wait now don't sell Mac Johnson short here.

[Mac Johnson rushes back to his feet, Hawk charges Mac aggressively, but Mac catches him in a bearhug.]

Hart: Talk up Barrett Hawk all you want but aggressive as he might be, when was the last time he won a match?

[Hawk wriggles and squirms as he pushes himself upward with his hands on Mac's shoulders, and takes Mac Johnson down with a sunset flip.]

Nelson: Could be right now!

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Two count!

[Barrett Hawk quickly gets to his feet, grabs Mac's legs and fights to apply his Texas Cloverleaf.]

Nelson: Texas Cloverleaf! Texas Cloverleaf!

Tiger: Can he lock it in?

[Mac quickly turns his body and forcefully flips Hawk to the mat.]

Tiger: No!

Nelson: Not now, it's too early for that. Both men quickly getting back up to fight.

[Hawk stuns Mac and wows the audience with a hard snapping haymaker.]

Nelson: Barrett Hawk has one hard right hand.

[Hawk throws three more powerful haymakers to the head of the stunned and overwhelmed Mac Johnson.]

Nelson: Hawk running against the ropes.

[Barrett Hawk goes for a shoulder block, but Mac Johnson stands his ground.]

Hart: Like running into a brick wall!

[Hawk is sent stumbling back against the ropes, Mac makes a short advance towards him but Hawk baseball slides under Mac's legs.]

Tiger: Whoa!

[Mac then walks against the ropes past Hawk, as Hawk runs against the opposite ropes, both men charge each other. The two collide as Mac Johnson takes Hawk down hard with a shoulderblock.]

Hart: Now we're talking!

Nelson: Barrett Hawk perhaps getting a little ahead of himself here.

Tiger: That's one way of putting it. Check out the pin!

ONE

Tiger: Just one! Hawk made a mistake thinking he can go head on with Mac Johnson like that.

[Mac pulls Hawk up to his feet, and picks him up over his shoulder. He then runs him back first against the turnbuckle. Mac follows up, ramming his shoulder repeatedly into the gut of Barrett Hawk.]

Hart: Now you're telling it like it is Peter! Hawk made a mistake and now he's paying for it, he's in Mac's domain now!

Tiger: And you have to mention how smart it is for Mac Johnson to work Hawk into the corner like this, Hawk started with a lot of energy, and now Mac Johnson is draining that energy each time that shoulder connects with the midsection.

[Mac goes for another shoulderbutt, but Hawk quickly lifts a knee into his head.]

Tiger: Oh!

Nelson: But Hawk still has spirit left.

[Mac steps back somewhat as Hawk hits him with a European uppercut. Mac stumbles backwards as Hawk quickly jumps to the second turnbuckle and towards Mac with a shoulderblock.]

Nelson: Hawk determined to take Mac down with that shoulderblock and he does!

[Mac rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope evasively.]

Tiger: Now Mac's just trying to get away from him!

[Hawk follows after Mac, walking over to the ropes, as he slingshots over the top towards him.]

Hart: Lookout Mac!

[Hawk comes down on Mac, who catches him in mid air.]

Hart: Look at that strength!

[Mac hoists Hawk over his shoulder, and takes him down to the protective mat with a running powerslam.]

Hart: Yes!

Tiger: That'll take the wind out of anyone's sails!

Nelson: Mac Johnson with the running powerslam that could very well be the beginning of the end for Barrett Hawk.

[Cameras see John Pilchard shouting "get him in there and pin him!" as Mac Johnson takes the time to listen to him.]

Nelson: John Pilchard playing the role of the conductor on the outside.

Tiger: Can't argue with his suggestion to get him in that ring and pin his shoulders to the mat.

[Mac follows orders as he rolls Hawk into the ring.]

Hart: All within five minutes!

[Mac goes for the cover.]

Nelson: Lateral press!

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Count of two!

[Mac looks at referee Aaron Blake with uncertainty, only for a moment as he sits Hawk up, and applies a bearhug from behind.]

Nelson: And appropriately enough Mac Johnson applies a bearhug. Again Mac Johnson showing his smarts, taking his size and his strength and using it to his advantage.

Tiger: We're talking about I believe a fifty pound weight difference. Size and strength definitely play in Mac's favor, if the head on collision earlier in the match didn't say enough. And not to slight Barrett Hawk, but Mac Johnson is just impressively jacked up. I don't know if you can chalk that up to Mac Johnson spending more time in the gym than Hawk, or if he's just more genetically gifted but these differences can't be ignored.

Hart: It's like comparing black to white, comparing Mac Johnson to Barrett Hawk is like choosing whether to eat a slice of pizza fresh, or having a slice after sitting in the fridge for a couple of weeks.

Tiger: Your words Robbie, not mine.

[Hawk gestures with his hands to the crowd to show their love as he begins rattling his arms frantically.]

Nelson: And Hawk right now knows it's do or die. It's not doing Hawk any favors to stay in this hold.

Hart: Mac Johnson's so big I don't think he has a choice!

[Hawk fires an elbow back to the side of Mac's head. Mac toughs it out as he keeps the hold applied.]

Nelson: Well it's in Hawk's best interest to try.

[Hawk throws another elbow, but Mac stays strong. Hawk gets fed up as he throws a barrage of left and right elbows.]

Nelson: And Barrett Hawk's letting Mac have it!

[Mac responds by hammering forearms against the back of Hawk's neck.]

Hart: Mac's not gonna let him out of this easy!

[Mac applies a waistlock on Hawk, as he stands him up to his feet.]

Nelson: Look at the power of Mac Johnson!

[Mac looks to be going for a German suplex as he hoists him up in the air, partway through, Hawk struggles, shaking his legs as Mac struggles to finish the move, instead Hawk applies a headlock and bulldogs Mac to the mat.]

Nelson: Hawk with the desperation move that connects! Bulldogging him to the canvas!

Hart: That's good but is that enough to change the tide Joel? Look at Hawk, huffin' and puffin', he's shown enough effort to win a five minute challenge, but this isn't enough to win a match!

[Hawk sits up, breathing heavily as John Pilchard slaps the mat in support of Mac Johnson.]

Hart: Now get up and finish this Mac! Mac Five and it's over!

[Johnson begins getting to his feet, as slowly, Hawk does as well.]

Nelson: The Mac Five would definitely bring this match to an abrupt halt, but as always in my profession it's easier to say than to do.

[As both men rise up, Hawk hits a knife edge chop to the chest of Johnson, followed by a right haymaker.]

Tiger: Hawk's priority right now has to be to keep Mac busy enough that Mac Five just isn't on his schedule.

[Hawk hits another chop, and a haymaker.]

Nelson: Probably trying to ignore the pain he's in as well.

Tiger: Right, right.

[Hawk again with a chop and a right hand.]

Nelson: And so far it's making the difference.

[Hawk then excites the crowd as he lunges at Mac with an energetic burst of right hands backing him against the ropes.]

Nelson: Barrett Hawk digging deep within himself to sustain an offense!

Tiger: Anything's possible when the number one contendership to the World Championship is on the line!

[Mac is stunned against the ropes, as Hawk backs up a few steps, and charges towards him. Mac reverses, back body dropping him over the top rope.]

Hart: Look at this!

Nelson: Wait a minute!

[Hawk lands his feet on the apron.]

Nelson: Slick maneuvering from the Simple Man!

[Mac turns around, as Hawk grabs his head and slings his neck over the top rope.]

Nelson: And he hot shots Mac Johnson over the top rope!

[Mac falls on his back towards the center of the ring. Hawk climbs back up to the apron as Mac quickly recovers.]

Tiger: Check this out!

Nelson: Springboard clothesline off the top!

[Hawk hits the clothesline and lands on his feet. Mac again quickly rises to his feet.]

Hart: Mac gets right back up!

Nelson: While Barrett Hawk hits a dropkick!

[Mac is down again, but again gets up, only to be clotheslined again, Mac quickly maintains composure, rushing to his feet as Hawk runs against the ropes and comes back with another clothesline.]

Nelson: A series of clotheslines exhausting Mac Johnson!

[As Mac again recovers, Hawk goes for an irish whip. But Hawk reverses.]

Nelson: A reversal!

[Mac goes against the ropes, as Hawk hits a high leg lariat, the fans cheer as a very audible snap is heard.]

Hart: Oh no!

Nelson: Great offense by Hawk! Could this be all?

[Hawk goes for the cover.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: And no!

Tiger: What a physical match!

Nelson: Gotta give credit to both men for a match up worthy of being our main event!

[Hawk takes a moment to breathe as Mac is down and out]

Tiger: Now we just have to ask ourselves what's next? How does Barrett Hawk continue this momentum? Does Mac Johnson have a plan? Both men are being worn out to a point where we could be one big move away from seeing a victor.

Nelson: Don't look now.

[John Pilchard climbs on the apron and has Aaron Blake's attention as the two bicker.]

Nelson: Leave it to John Pilchard to interrupt the match with his asinine complaints!

[Hawk gets up taking notice of John Pilchard. He without hesitation walks up to John Pilchard and grabs him by the collar of his suit jacket.]

Hart: Hey hey hey hey!

Nelson: Barrett Hawk has no patience for John Pilchard's distractions!

Hart: Worry about Mac Johnson! Don't worry about John Pilchard! He's not a wrester!

Nelson: He's about as big a threat as the Mac FIVE!

[Nelson becomes excited as Hawk turns around, taking notice of a waiting Mac Johnson who takes Hawk down with a hard STO.]

Nelson: Well you can say mission accomplished for John Pilchard!

[Mac goes for the pin.]

Hart: Here's your number one contender!

ONE

TWO

Hart: What!

Nelson: Hawk's got the foot on the rope!

[Mac Johnson sits on his knees frustrated as Aaron Blake points out Hawk's foot on the rope. Cameras see John Pilchard shouting "finish it Mac!"]

Hart: Well it's not gonna be long until I can go in there and shake Mac's hand, we got a new number one contender and his name is Mac Johnson!

Nelson: Don't speak too soon!

[Mac Johnson brings Hawk to his feet as the fans boo.]

Hart: Come on Mac! Mac Five and it's over!

[Mac sets Hawk up for his finishing Pumphandle Slam.]

Hart: Here it is!

[Mac hoists Hawk up over his shoulder, but Hawk slips out and lands on his feet behind him, and applies a sleeperhold.]

Hart: Oh no!

Nelson: Sleeper hold! He's gonna try and put Mac Johnson to sleep!

[Mac instinctually backs up into the turnbuckle, sandwiching Hawk between the corner and Mac.]

Hart: This match won't be decided by a sleeper hold!

[Mac hits a big but butt to drain Hawk in the corner. He then turns around and lifts him up, sitting him on the top rope.]

Hart: He should have just let Mac hit the Mac Five, because it looks like he's in line for something much worse!

Nelson: Going to the top rope is a feat that can make the hair on the back of your neck stand up just watching, let alone actually being the guys up there.

[Mac stands on the second rope, wrapping his arms around the waist of Barrett Hawk, attempting a belly to belly suplex, but Hawk resists.]

Hart: Lookout below!

Nelson: Mac Johnson has cruel intentions up there and Hawk doing everything he can to break free!

[Hawk hits repeated forearms against the head of Mac Johnson. Johnson just tightens his grip as he's determined to throw Hawk off the top. This time Hawk presses his hand against the forehead of Mac, pushing his head backwards.]

Nelson: It's a fight for survival on the top rope!

[Hawk hits a hard right that sends Mac falling backwards.]

Nelson: And Hawk's top notch brawling saves his life!

[Hawk without hesitation leaps off the top rope with his finishing leg drop.]

Hart: Oh my god Mac!

Nelson: Country Bump!

[Hawk lays on the mat exhausted as Mac is out as well.]

Nelson: Barrett Hawk is just a three count away from number one contendership!

Tiger: So long as he can get that pin, if you ask me it's over!

Hart: Mac will kick out! Mac will kick out!

[Suddenly Mike Logan is seen rushing the ring, he slides under the bottom rope, when right away Aaron Blake gets in his face trying to restrain him.]

Nelson: What's Mike Logan doing here!

[Logan shoves the referee back, and slaps him hard in the mouth.]

Nelson: What is he doing!

[Aaron Blake crumbles to his hands and knees, as Logan picks him back up. He sets him up for a vertical suplex and lays his legs over the top rope, and hits Ego-Stroke II: Electric Boogaloo.]

Nelson: Mike Logan just assaulted the referee!

[Logan gets up, as he stomps a recovering Barrett Hawk in the head. Cameras catch a glimpse of John Pilchard applauding and celebrating.]

Nelson: He has no reason to be out here.

[Logan exits the ring, as he scares away the time keeper, taking his steel chair.]

Tiger: I don't think he wants any part of his long time rival Barrett Hawk at Summertime Bruise!

[Logan folds up the chair and enters the ring.]

Nelson: Well tough luck! You can't come out here beating up referees!

Hart: See Logan agrees with me, Hawk doesn't deserve a Title shot!

Nelson: After a match like that how doesn't he!

[Hawk takes notice of Logan, getting to his feet in attempt of defending himself.]

Nelson: No no no NO!

[It's too late as Logan swings the chair into the head of Hawk.]

Nelson: Logan with a vicious chairshot to Barrett Hawk!

[We see another shot of John Pilchard who likes what he sees, as Logan goes to wake Mac Johnson up.]

Nelson: Logan now bringing Mac Johnson to his senses, it's obvious who his favorite is to win this!

Tiger: It's gonna be hard for his favorite to win if there's no referee! Mike Logan wiped him out!

[Mac is glazed over as Logan supports him to his feet.]

Nelson: What are they gonna do about the REFEREE!

[Logan then swings the chair at the head of Mac Johnson as the fans give a mixed reaction. We see John Pilchard looking on in shock.]

Hart: What is he doing! Ah!

[Logan then throws repeated chairshots to the body of Mac Johnson.]

Hart: Somebody stop this!

[Logan lays repeated chairshots to the body of Barrett Hawk afterward.]

Nelson: You made your point Logan! That's enough!

[Logan throws the chair away as he paces around the ring, talking trash to the audience with two bodies out cold in the center of the ring.]

Tiger: This is just chaotic.

[We now see Mike Logan standing over the two men in the ring, sneering with a look of anger and deviousness as he then heads toward Mic Benson and takes the microphone as the fans immediately start a "F**K YOU LO-GAN!" chant as Logan shouts into the microphone.]

Logan: First off, it's not f**k me, it's "F**K YOU ALL"!

[The front row starts throwing beer and garbage at Logan, who just lunges toward a few fans at ring-side before security removes the man from the arena as Mike Logan goes to the ring and continues talking.]

Logan: Second off, it appears we have ourselves a bit of a conundrum that even our resident special-needs man-child, Giant Maxx, can figure out. Seeing how our own champion is in-absentia thanks to yours truly, I won the number one contender match, and no one won this match... guess who that makes as your new champion?

[The fans boo loudly at this point and some even start chanting "BULL-SH*T!" at Mike Logan.]

Nelson: Johnny Serious, I don't know where you are, but for the sake of cWo, PLEASE come out here NOW because I'm NOT gonna do it... I'm not gonna call this ass-hole our World Heavyweight Champion!

Tiger: Language! This certainly could be the darkest hour in cWo history since the days of Heretic... possibly even darker!

Hart: Come on, Tony, give him the belt!

Logan: That's right, I hear you all saying it... "YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU"! You means it is I, the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour, the crowd-poppin', panty-droppin', sensation that's sweeping across the nation, Mike "I hit Johnny Serious in the head so hard that he didn't know whether to defecate, ejaculate, or masturbate..."... LOGAN!!! So Tony Awesome, come down here and give me my god damn belt!

[The crowd boos loudly at this point and starts chanting "SHUT THE F**K UP!" as Logan just sneers, soaking in their disapproval.]

Logan: Oh, I'm only getting started, so why don't YOU people sit down and SHUT. THE HELL. UP!

[The crowd responds by pelting Logan with more garbage.]

Logan: As far as I'm concerned, all this crap in this ring represents all you fat, inbred, illiterate, booger-eating, ass-scratching mother-fu-

[Just then, we see Johnny Serious run toward the ring with a lead-pipe in hand as Mike Logan runs out of the ring, hiding behind a security guard. Serious slams the lead pipe against the top rope as the crowd goes crazy and then he grabs a microphone]

Nelson: SERIOUS IS BACK FOLKS, and it looks as though he is pissed off.

Hart: Ooh...he can attack a top rope, I'm scared now!

Johnny Serious: Logan, you son of a bitch! You want this world title. You need to earn it! And believe me, it is going to take more then a lead pipe to take this World Title from me!

[Johnny Serious paces around the ring as Mike Logan backs up on the entrance ramp.]

Serious: This world title means more to me than anyone can even imagine. And If this title is ripped from my hands, it is going to be because I lost it fair and square. I will be damned if Iyour going to get this title because of a little no show. You're going to have to do a lot more then hit me in the head if you want this belt. A lot of great champions have worn this belt. Notorious Jon, Chris Michaels, Chazz Mendel, hell, even Nick Dangerous! And you know what, I have more respect for Heretic then I do your sorry ass. Because at least Heretic had to earn this world title. He didn't have it given to him on a silver platter. And when I beat Heretic, I went through more hell then one can ever imagine. So to think that you might just have it handed it over to you, well, that made me so sick, well....I think the janitors are still cleaning the vomit from my dressing room!

Hart: Oh man, not needed!

Serious: So Logan, if you think you are a SERIOUS contender for this world title, then I will grant you a rematch. Why? Because Glory was just a foreshadow of the kind of pain you are going to receive at Summertime Bruise. You want this title, you are going to have to earn it. You are going to have to prove to me, and the rest of the world that you are worth being called World Champion, because right now, I don't see it.

Nelson: I never agreed more with our Champion then I do right now.

Serious: So here is the deal! You want me, you got me. Summertime Bruise! We do this thing again, but this time my friend, it is going to be REAL SERIOUS!!!!!!!! You will need to show me just how bad you want this World Title. And do me a favor my friend. Watch my match with Heretic, or Nick Dangerous. Because that is the Johnny Serious that you will be facing!!!!!!!!!!!

[Serious drops the mic, and then points to Logan who is sitting on the entrance ramp. Logan stares into the camera in a bit of fear, but then gives Johnny a nod!]

Hart: What about Mac Johnson!

Nelson: In spite of a standout performance from Mac Johnson and Barrett Hawk it looks like Mike Logan cost them both a Title shot by interrupting the match and making things especially personal with Johnny Serious.

Tiger: Mike Logan is in big trouble if we're gonna see the Johnny Serious that defeated both Nick Dangerous and Heretic.

Hart: If Johnny Serious is cleared to compete by then!

Nelson: He looks cleared to me!

Hart: Let's see that doctor's note then!

Nelson: You'll have to press the issue for next week, because we're out of time tonight! Folks be sure to tune in a special Friday night edition of cWo Driven! Goodnight!