Well my boss called me up and said to come into work.
I just hung up on that slave-driving jerk.
I'm goin' to Rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

You think I'd rather be sweatin' on the dock?
Or watching somebody use a hammerlock?
I'm goin' to Rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N That's Rasslin'

I like to watch ASM smash his axe off the corner post
And that Hooligan kick delivered by Jacob Baxter
Johnny Serious and Muru are what I like the most
And the alley opp and aeroplane spin like only Thaddeus Walker can!

Boss called again said it's time and a half if you come in tonight
I just had to laugh
I'm goin' to Rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N That's Rasslin'

Well my girlfriend called and friend she could be a model for Fredrick's of Hollywood
But she was hassled, really hassled!
Said I could come over early and stay real late
But I told her honey if we got a date we're goin' to rasslin
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N That's Rasslin'

As Chazz Mendel when he's really high in flight
Cool as Ice Devon Dice when he's out there struttin'
Big Ronnie Wilkins must be seven foot nine!
I wouldn't miss this for a dozen girls.
I wouldn't miss this if for nothin'

I said Honey I hope you ain't hurt
She said I'm puttin' on my rasslin' shirt
I'm goin to rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

Well last night I dreamed my life was over
There were golden streets and fields of clover
And the lights, they were dazzlin'.
I looked for ol' Prophet Mohammad at the pearly gates
I found a note that said I won't be too late
I'm goin' to Rasslin'
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

There's the gigolo Mike Logan with all his lovely ladies
There's Nick Dangerous with his trademark armbar
And I'll never forget the classic battles of seven years ago!
Two champions Chris Michaels and Notorious JON
Mohammad told me as he let me in
From now on, every Thursday, Karl, we're goin' to rasslin
Goin' to Rasslin!

He spelled it
R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

Boy if I'd known this was gonna happen I wouldn't have bought these advance tickets!
Hey Mohammad, will all my virgins have a ringside seat?
Is ole' JJ gonna be up here any time soon?

R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

[The camera pans around the St. Pete Times ForumBank in Tampa, Florida as fireworks go off from the ceiling shooting towards the stage. The stage alights on both sides, then fireworks erupt from both sides of the cWo tron. The camera then focuses on the crowd, highlighting such signs as “We Want Serious” “Never thought cWo would be on a boat” and “I wanna wrestle Lana Lexington” The camera then focuses on Joel Nelson, Peter Tiger and Robbie Hart seated at the announce position.]

Joel Nelson: Welcome to Orlando! We're only a few weeks away from setting sail for Summetime Bruise, and we've got a tremendous night of action lined up for you!

Robbie Hart: Setting sail? Boats don't use sails anymore!

Peter Tiger: It's a figure of speech, Robbie. But Joel, you're right, the PPV is rapidly approaching, and some major decisions still need to be made!

Nelson: Exactly, Peter!

Hart: What's there to know? All that matter is that Johnny Serious' reign is almost up!

Tiger: That remains to be seen.

Hart: The guy's injured! He probably won't even show up tonight!

Nelson: Injured or not, Johnny Serious is a fighting champion. He'll be wherever he's needed!

Hart: Bah!

Nelson: Well, enough speculation, let's get this one started!

Donna Dixon: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Blountville, Tennessee...CASSIE... CHARISMA!!!

[Blue and white strobe lights start flashing on the cWo stage as "Boom (Here Comes The)" by Nelly begins to play over the P.A. system as we see Cassie Charisma emerge from the curtain with a cheerful smile on her face as she points to all the fans in the audience before making her way to the ring wearing a navy blue tank-top and matching soccer shorts with navy blue wrestling boots and matching kick-pads with matching elbow and knee-pads as well. She tags hands with as many fans as she can possibly get to before jogging to the ring and sliding under the bottom rope. She then climbs to the second turnbuckle of the nearest corner and points to all her fans again, encouraging them to cheer for her as she jumps down and walks to a neutral corner and stretches up against the ropes.]

Dixon: And her opponent, from Whiltshire, England… here is BELLATRIX DRAKE!

[“Maeve’s March” plays and there’s a brief explosion of pyrotechnics in the entrance ramp. When the smoke clears, the ramp is empty.]

Nelson: Uh oh, are we about to have another Bellatrix no show?

Hart: She’s got no heart! Finished!

[After a few seconds, the curtain moves as Bellatrix Drake steps out, joined by Jen Diamond. Bellatrix is dressed in simple black wrestling tights, and foregoes her usual fanfare as she begins to walk slowly down the ramp, Jen Diamond next to her, spouting advice.]

Nelson: There she is, and it looks like she may be a changed woman!

Hart: What, no ridiculous battle armor or whatever that was?

Tiger: Maybe Jen Diamond was able to give Bellatrix Drake that final piece of the puzzle she was missing.

Nelson: Well, we’re about to see…

[Suddenly, Bellatrix breaks off into a run. She slides into the ring and immediately goes after Cassie.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: We’re underway, and Bellatrix is not wasting any time!

[Bellatrix is immediatly on Cassie with huge forearm shots. She grabs Cassie by the throat and shoves her hard in the corner, then follows through with a running knee strike, then another, then another! Cassie staggers out of the corner and walks right into a huge lariat by Bellatrix that sends her down!]

Nelson: Bellatrix Drake taking the early advantage here.

Tiger: You can see Jen Diamond at ringside, not so much coaching, seems like she’s just watching.

Hart: Why does this chick need to be in everyone’s business in this division?

Nelson: She prides herself on it, Robbie! She feels that this division is a reflection of her.

Hart: Wow. Egotistical much?

[Bellatrix pulls Cassie up, grabbing a handfull of hair, and tosses her across the ring. The referee jaws at Bellatrix for the hair pulling, but she ignores him, going back to her opponent. She pulls Cassie to her feet, then grabs her by the shoulders, near her neck, and lifts her in the air in a two handed choke, then slams her HARD into the canvas!]

Nelson: This is the Bellatrix Drake we know!

Tiger: Devestating power maneuvers!

[Bellatrix grabs the arm of Cassie Charisma and applies an armbar!]

Nelson: Now shades of Jen Diamond! A submission maneuver by Bellatrix Drake!

[The referee checks with Cassie, who shakes her head and yells “NO!” when asked if she submits. Bellatrix tightens the hold, but Cassie continues to try to fight her off. Bellatrix unhooks her legs and pulls Cassie up by the arm, applying an armdrag. As she tries to toss Cassie down, Cassie athletically flips forward, freeing her arm, and gives a big knee to the midsection of Bellatrix Drake!]

Tiger: What a move by Cassie Charisma!

[Cassie executes a dropkick, sending Bellatrix staggering back. Cassie goes to the ropes, bounces off and hits a spinning back elbow, this time sending Bellatrix crashing to the mat! Suddenley, the crowd begins to boo as Mad Maddie steps out from behind the entrance curtain.]

Nelson: Ugh. There’s the woman we have to unfortunately call the champion of this division.

Hart: Finally, this match is worth watching!

Tiger: She’s had harsh words for Bellatrix Drake since Glory, and now it looks like she wants a closer look.

[Jen Diamond stares Maddie down as she stands at ringside, mockingly clapping.]

Hart; Well, if Trixie wants a rematch, she’d better impress the champ!

[As Bellatrix gets to her feet, Cassie runs towards her and executes a tornado DDT!]

Nelson: And Cassie Charisma is turning on the offense!

Tiger: Cassie’s also trying to get the attention of the women’s champ, it seems!

[Bellatrix gets to her feet, but is greeted by a sit-out jawbreaker. Cassie with momentum. She bounces off the ropes, and as Bellatrix stands up, Cassie flips her with a running tilt-a-whirl headscissor takedown!]

Wilden: Cassie Charisma is fired up!

[Cassie nails the larger Drake with a european uppercut that staggers her back, then gives her a chop across the midsection. Cassie runs off the ropes and hits a cross body block that sends Bellatrix down, and Cassie makes the cover]

ONE

TWO

Wilden: And Bellatrix powers out!

[The crowd boos again as John Pilchard steps onto the entrance ramp. He turns and points as Nox Bones steps out from behind the curtain.]

Nelson: Oh come on! What’s this now?

Hart: It’s the future of this division!

Tiger: The ringside area’s getting crowded now!

[Bellatrix and Cassie get to their feet, then look at the other women at ringside. Cassie charges Bellatrix and gives her a running overhand chop that staggers her back. Cassie charges and goes for a Hurracunrana, but Bellatrix catches her and executes a stun gun, falling backwards and dropping Cassie’s neck across the top rope!]

Tiger: Quick thinking by Bellatrix Drake leads to a nasty maneuver!

[Maddie mockingly cheers for Bellatrix. Bellatrix gives her a look, then drops to her knees and locks Cassie in a dragon sleeper!]

Nelson: Bellatrix Drake going right back after the neck of Cassie Charisma now.

[The referee checks on Cassie Charisma, who cries out in pain, put holds her arms up, not submitting. Bellatrix wrenches the hold tigher.]

Tiger: Well, we see this sort of submission tactic from Bellatrix’s new mentor, power moves followed by submission attempts, focusing on a single point of attack. She’s been listening well, it seems.

[As Cassie flails to get out of the hold, suddenly her arm is pulled onto the ropes by Mad Maddie. The referee notices her arm, and forces Bellatrix to break the hold.]
Nelson: Wait a second!

Tiger: Mad Maddie may have just cost Bellatrix Drake a submission win!

[Jen Diamond begins to move towards Mad Maddie, who backs up. Jen then charges her, causing Maddie to slide into the ring. The ref immediately calls for the bell as Jen Diamond slides in after her.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: Well, it looks like Hector Garcia’s gonna throw this one out!

Tiger: I don’t think Maddie realizes where she is right now..

[Mad Maddie quickly tries to flee the ring as she notices Bellatrix Drake and Jen Diamond staring her down, but she bumps into Cassie Charisma, standing behind her. The three women form a circle, leaving Maddie in the center.]

Nelson: Uh oh! Maddie’s in trouble!

Hart: Help her, Nox!

[Nox Bones looks at the situation in the ring and shrugs, then she and John Pilchard turn and head down the entrance ramp.]

Tiger: Not gonna happen! She’s all alone!

[The three close in on Maddie. Jen Diamond gives her a jab that spins her around, right into a right hand from Cassie. Maddie staggers forward, then is wiped out by a big boot from Bellatrix!]

Hart: Assault! I’m a witness!

[The crowd cheers as Bellatrix pulls Maddie up, sticks her between her legs, then lifts her up and slams her down hard with the Virgin Sacrifice!]

Nelson: Virgin Sacrifice! And Mad Maddie’s just been wiped out!

Tiger: Is it safe to say Bellatrix Drake’s killer instinct is back?

Nelson: It seems so, but will it be enough to finally allow her to overcome the woman who’s been a thorne in her side?

[“Maeve’s March” plays and the crowd gives a nice reaction as Cassie, Bellatrix and Jen Diamond stand over the fallen Mad Maddie as the cameras cut back to the announce table.]

Nelson: Well folks, we're getting word we have a special video up next.

Hart: Sounds boring.

Tiger: Come on, Robbie, show some enthusiasm!

Hart: I'm sorry, but we've been on the air what, 15 minutes and there's been no Mike Logan, no Face Turn.. come on, how can anyone be excited?

Nelson: Let's roll the tape.

[A "cWo Exclusive!" graphic appears on the street, then cuts to an image of famed rocker Alice Cooper sitting in a chair and adressing the camera.]

Alice Cooper: What's up, Orlando?!

[The crowd gives a nice pop.]

Cooper: Sorry I couldn't be there in person. I'd love to be watching some great cWo action with all of you, but the biz calls, and I'm on tour with the Theater of Death in Australlia! The reason I'm here today is because I was asked to review a cWo product.

[He holds up a CD labeled "Face Turn"]

Cooper: This is the new album from face turn, Notorious JON's band! I was very excited to receive a copy of this. These guys kick some serious ass in the ring, so maybe they'll do some great things in the music world.

[He puts the CD down.]

Cooper: Well, first off, guys, great effort! For guys who've never done this before, it was a nice attempt. But if you guys wanna be compared alongside real proffesional musicians... well, you've got some work to do.

[The crowd pops again.]

Cooper: NJ, in the ring you may be the man, but the vocals... I dunno. I think you at least need some pro-tools adjustments, and at the most, vocal lessons. Sure, you can carry a tune, but rock is hard. You gotta perfect your pipes before you can be a real frontman. I coulda tolerated the vocals a little better, but the guitar playing... I dunno which one of you plays lead guitar, but for a couple of songs it sounded like cats fighting, like you were playing in no known scale. What's up with that, man?

[The crowd once again pops]

Hart: Hey!!!

Nelson: Another musician hates it!

Cooper: But hey, Mr. Fantasy, your keyboards made me cry. I mean, your solo on track 15? Beautiful, like I could hear your soul. If this album has a saving grace, it's your keys! So overall, don't quit your day job, guys. I won't step in the ring, you don't step in front of insturments, deal? Leave the rockin' to the pros! But hey, at least the CD's good for one thing!

[The camera zooms out to show him putting a beer on the CD case. ]

Cooper: Coasters!

Hart: Oh man, NJ's not gonna like this at all!

Cooper: Thanks, Orlando, I'll see you soon. Rock on!

[The camera cuts back to Robbie, Joel and Peter. Peter tries not to laugh.]

Nelson: Well, another negative review of Face Turn's new album.

Tiger: I'll say!

Hart: What does this guy know?

Nelson: He's a rock legend, Robbie!

Hart: Jealous!

Nelson: We'll be right back!

[Driven comes back from commercial break with a shot of a fresh faced young man standing in the ring ready to compete.]

Dixon: Introducing at this time, to my left. From right here in Orlando, Florida! Tim Simpson!

[The crowd gives a nice ovation for the local, who raises his arm in the air for a quick salute to the fans.]

Nelson: Welcome back to Driven everyone! We've had a great night so far, and we're about to heat it up some more with some great wrestling action!

Tiger: Indeed we are. Tim Simpson is a highly touted wrestler here in Orlando with some big aspirations. If he can get the upset here tonight on national television, there's no telling what it'll do for this young man's career.

Hart: And if he loses it's back to the midnight to six in the morning shift at MacDonald's!

Nelson: Try not to be so negative, Robbie! Though I will say his opponent tonight in Detroit Jack Gibson will be no easy task.

Tiger: Couldn't have said it better myself. Tim Simpson has an uphill battle to climb against the man who carries the entire city of Detroit on his back, and who's entrenched in an ongoing war with the self-proclaimed Radio Champion, Thaddeus Walker.

Nelson: Indeed. We've seen warning shots fired here and there, but so far, there's been no real firefight.

Hart: That's because that idiot Gibson doesn't know how to follow the rules! You have to fight Thaddeus' fight! You want the title shot? Get on the radio, ya doofus!

[The intro of "Do Or Die" by Revolution Mother starts playing as the crowd reacts to Detroit Jack Gibson making his way out onto the stage. The song kicks into gear, and Gibson walks down the aisle.]

Dixon: Making his way down the aisle from Detroit Michigan! Weighing in at two hundred and two hundred and thirty-seven pounds, DETROIT JACK GIBSON!

[He walks up the ring steps, and steps through the ropes and calmly walks into a neutral corner and does a few final stretches before heading to the center of the ring and is met by Tim Simpson with no hesitation.]

Nelson: Tim Simpson showing no fear against the intimidating Jack Gibson! I'm impressed.

Hart: Oh my GOD! The bell hasn't even rung yet, and you're already impressed? Give me a break!

[Gibson and Simpson trash talk back and forth as Hector Garcia calls for the opening bell.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: There's the opening bell! This contest is underway!

[Gibson and Simpson continue trash talking in the center of the ring. Tim Simpson starts poking Jack Gibson in the chest, forcing his point.]

Nelson: Fingerpoke!

[Gibson takes a step back and looks down at his chest with a smile on his face.]

Tiger: This won't end well.

[He suddenly springs to life with an elbow to the face, sending Simpson stumbling back.]

Nelson: Fierce elbow from Jack Gibson!

[Gibson quickly follows Simpson in, grabbing him around the waist, and taking him over with a release Northern Lights Suplex.]

Nelson: Big Northern Lights suplex! He just let him go halfway through and Tim Simpson took a heck of a ride.

Hart: That's what you get when you open your big mouth against a guy who's bigger than you. I should know!

[Gibson rolls to his feet quickly and moves in on Simpson, who's on the mat, holding his back.]

Nelson: You would know. Who could forget Kansas City?!

[Gibson grabs Simpson by the hair and hauls him up to his feet.]

Tiger: Kansas City?

Hart: DROP IT! GOSH!

[Gibson hooks Simpson in a reverse DDT position before spinning quickly and delivering the Detroit Riot.]

Nelson: Detroit Riot! Jack Gibson just made short work of Tim Simpson! We've got a lateral press!

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

["Do Or Die" starts playing again as Gibson gets to his feet, looking down on Tim Simpson with disgust.]

Dixon: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner, DETROIT JACK GIBSON!

[The crowd boos at the defeat of their hometown wrestler.]

Hart: You gotta hate homers..

Nelson: Come again?

[Hector Garcia raises Jack Gibson's arm in the air, signifying him the winner.]

Hart: Well you got a guy who's from your hometown, and he sucks right? Like this Sampson guy.

Nelson: Simpson.

Hart: Whatever! The crowd will cheer for him no matter what just because he's from that town, it's horrible!

[Suddenly, Do Or Die is cut off by The Maple Leaf Rag. Gibson's focus goes stright to the entrance area.]

Nelson: Things have just picked up for Jack Gibson!

[Thaddeus Walker comes walking out onto the stage, with the Radio title around his waist, followed by CB Fowler, who's pushing a cart with an old timey radio and microphone on it.]

Hart: Thaddeus Walker is bringing the radio to Jack Gibson! What a class act!

[Gibson is daring Walker to get into the ring.]

Nelson: Jack Gibson wants to fight right now! Just daring Thaddeus to step up to the plate!

[Thaddeus ignores the taunts from Gibson as he picks up the old timey radio microphone as the Maple Leaf Rag stops playing.]

walker: Ladies and Gentlemen, I must begin tonight's broadcast with a warning! As our fair territory attempts to brave the open seas I must warn you of a great terror that is surely awaiting us... SEA NEGROES!

[The crowd starts to boo loudly. Jack Gibson looks on from the ring confused.]

Nelson: WHAT?

Walker: I tell you, these vile creatures are in cahoots with their land bound counterparts! They slip through the water as a negro would through your very home, looking to take from you whatever it can! Their methods know no bounds! They will take limbs from any good White Christian man out for a swim in an attempt to aid their bretheren in the theft of their monies!

Nelson: I know Thaddeus is set in his ways, but this is too much!

[Jack Gibson shakes his head, then jumps out of the ring to the approval of the fans.]

Nelson: And Jack Gibson has heard enough! Thank God!

[Gibson walks quickly up the aisle to where Walker is broadcasting.]

Walker: These cowards lie under the surface of the seas waiting to strike! If we depart without being properly prepared, we will indeed suffer great losses! In fact, to create Sea Negro Awareness, the Thaddeus Walker radio network hearby establishes Sea Negro Week!

[Gibson grabs the microphone from Thaddeus.]

Gibson: That's enough!

[Thaddeus looks at Gibson in disbelief before snatching the microphone back from Gibson.]

Walker: This is disappointing, Mister Gibson. A big shot city slicker such as yourself aught to soak in every word just as everyone listening at home on their radios are. To interrupt a warning as important as this is to be in league with the sea negroes themselves!

[Gibson takes the microphone back from Thaddeus.]

Gibson: The only thing I'm in league with, is everyone in this arena tonight, and watching at home on TELEVISION's notion of me kicking your ass!

[Thaddeus takes the microphone from Gibson.]

Walker: This act of treachery won't go unpunished, mister Dee-troit! But not tonight!

[The crowd boos.]

Walker: If you desire to face me, then we'll do it on the open seas in front of the heathens you protect!

[Gibson nods his head in agreement. "You're on!" is picked up by the microphone, but faintly. Gibson points to the Radio title around Walker's waist.]

Thaddeus: I am a fighting champion, Mister Gibson. But to sweeten the deal, not only will the Radio championship belt be on the line, but a two hundred dollar purse shall be awarded to the winner! The funds from which shall come from the loser's pockets!

[A smile crosses Gibson's face.]

Walker: I knew you would be enticed! Then it is set. The fifth day of the ninth month, the war will come to an end!

[The Maple Leaf Rag starts to play as CB and Thaddeus retreat from the stage. The cameras cut backstage.]

[Jason Duran stands outside the Face Turn locker room, as commotion is heard from within.]

Duran: I'm here outside-

[The door flies open and Reg Mendel Jr steps into the hallway.]

Reg Jr: Hey, gimmie the microscope a second.

[Jason holds the mic out to him.]

Reg Jr: FIrst off, wasn't me who sent Alice Cooper that tape. I dont even know who that chick is. Just because I sold a few bootlegs, that don't mean I'm some sort of infornant!

Duran: But the fact still remains that yet another music legend had nothing but criticism for the album!

Reg Jr: Music legend? Name two Alice Cooper songs, you can't! Well, you're Aspirin-American, so you probably only listen too rap, but normal people can't name one of his songs either!

[The door opens and a furious Notorious JON approached Jason.]

Notorious JON: You know what this is, Jason? It's a conspiracy! It's the Mendel family and their money influencing everything! Last week, my former hero, Ronnie James Dio, sold out to the Mendels, and tonight, Alice Cooper does the same! Well, I know the truth, I know we're the greatest band on the planet, and all of our fans know it's true! Isn't that right, Reg?

Reg Jr: Frick yeah man, best band ever.

Notorious JON: That family's not gonna break my spirit, and they aren't gonna shatter our confidence! Chazz and his daddy both know they could never be the front man that I am! Hell, they both know they can't even be the ace of that family like this man right here! I'm not mad at Alice, he just needs the cash, his career's in the toilet. But Chazz Mendel, you are number one in my targets!

[He goes back into the Face Turn locker room, slamming the door behind him.]

Hart: He's so mad that he can't even speak proper english!

[The lights suddenly go out and turn a cherry shade of red as "The Stroke" by Billy Squire begins to play over the P.A. System. The fans begin booing their lungs out as Mike Logan comes out to the ring with Sabrina Swallows around his arm and Dr. Martin from last week following behind Mike Logan and Sabrina as the fans are throwing things at Mike and Sabrina on their way to the ring. Mike Logan then takes the microphone with a grin like the cat that swallowed the canary.]

Nelson: Oh Lord, what could Mike Logan be up to now?

Tiger: Well, with a doctor here, this can't be good...

Hart: Let's hear what the "Loga-Conda" has to say!

[Mike Logan holds the microphone up to his lips as the obligatory "F**K YOU LO-GAN!" chant starts up as Mike Logan rolls his eyes and continues.]

Mike Logan: Now what would your mothers think of all of you using such foul language against me? But that's not why I'm here. I'm here out of concern. Concern for the health of the current World Heavyweight Champion.

Nelson: What is he talking about? Johnny Serious got a clean bill of health last week!

Mike Logan: You see, a little bird told me that John-boy shouldn't have been cleared to wrestle and that he is in grave danger if he takes another hit to the head.

[The crowd boos loudly at this point.]

Mike Logan: Well, since I figured you people wouldn't believe me, here's Dr. Martin to verify my story! All yours, Doc!

[Mike Logan hands the microphone to Dr. Martin, who starts to speak to the crowd.]

Dr. Martin: Apparently, I made a lapse in judgment by clearing Mr. Serious to compete last week. The truth is he has still not fully recovered from his concussion and is in no shape to compete any time in the near future.

[Mike Logan then takes the microphone and begins to speak again.]

Mike Logan: So, you see, boys and girls... that leaves only ONE person who could take John-boy's spot as champion and do it with honor and integrity. And guess what? You're looking at him!

[The crowd boos and starts throwing garbage at him at this point. Logan looks absolutely irate as he screams at the fans.]

Mike Logan: You people may not like me, but you might as well get used to the "Reflection of Perfection", the "Number One Selection", the "Heart-Breaker", the "Star-Maker", the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour as YOUR World Heavyweight Champion! So Tony Awesome, end this delay and do as I say by giving me MY damn belt by the end of the night!

[Logan drops the microphone in the ring as the fans boo voiceferously at Logan and Sabrina as they walk out of the ring with "The Stroke" blaring over the P.A. system.]

Tiger: Well, fans, it sounds like Mike Logan is doing everything in his power to force cWo to hand him the belt!

Hart: And they should, too! They can't afford Serious to be "serious"-ly injured!

[Backstage we see Tiffany Tolberg with a microphone in her hand, to her left stands John Pilchard with Mac Johnson at his side, to her left is Nox Bones staring a hole through her, Tiffany, looking a bit uncomfortable begins to speak.]

Tolberg: I'm backstage with one of the men who will take part in tonight's main event Mac Johnson, and his manager John Pilchard.

[Nox Bones steps a little closer to Tolberg, intimidating the interviewer.]

Tolberg: And Nox Bones...Mr. Pilchard...I was hoping to get your thoughts on Mike Logan's assault on Barrett Hawk and Mac Johnson last week.

Pilchard: Our thoughts have already been discussed with the only person who needs to hear them, Tony Awesome. I don't have to explain to you, or anyone else that we were screwed last week, and that Mac Johnson should be number one contender. But Mac Johnson and will move on undeterred by last week's actions, because after tonight I'm confident we will be vindicated.

Tolberg: Vindicated?

Pilchard: It's like I said, I brought my concerns up with Tony Awesome. He saw what happened, he knows Johnny Serious' condition is in question, and when Mac Johnson dominates tonight's main event, everyone will be talking about Mac Johnson, and Tony Awesome will have no choice but to give Mac that number one contendership. Because we deserve it...

[Driven returns to show Lana Lexington standing in the middle of the ring.]

Nelson: We're back, and it looks like we're about to have another one of Lana Lexington's open challenges!

Lana Lexington: I have to say, it offends me deeply that a wrestler of the stature of Doctor Butcher, MD, was ridiculed after our match! He's a fine athlete, but last week just wasn't his week!

Nelson: Fine athlete or not, he was a midget!

Hart: He had a big heart, that's what counts!

Lexington: So, you've all decided to judge the caliber of my opponents. It seems like there's no way I can please you fans. It's like Jen Diamond said the other week, we cWo female superstars are constantly battling sexism! You all think I can't compete simply because I'm a woman!

Tiger: I can't believe she said that!

Nelson: There's nobody that thinks being a woman is the reason she can't compete!

Hart: Then why don't you think she can be the first female world champion, Joel?

Nelson: We don't have enough airtime tonight for me to list all the reasons!

Hart: Sure... duck the question, sexist!

Lexington: But after tonight, there will be no doubt that I am cWo's greatest crossover superstar, because tonight my opponent is a huge star from cWo's past! He's a man who we all know, we all respect. A man who's put years and years into this business, and established himself as a true professional!

Tiger: Huh, is she serious about this?

Nelson: Who knows.

Hart: It's gonna be someone great!

Lexington: My opponent for tonight... SLEDGE ROCKWELL!

[The crowd is underwhelmed as "It's my Life" by Bon Jovi hits on the PA system.]

Tiger: I don't usually use this word, but that jabroni!?

Nelson: I wouldn't exactly call Sledge Rockwell a cWo legend!

Hart: I can't believe it! The Hammerheads must be thrilled!

[The crowd's reaction becomes negative as Sledge Rockwell steps out from behind the curtain. He appears to be overweight, and is dressed in ripped sweatpants. HIs usual face paint looks like it's been applied with a sharpie.]

Nelson: Um...

Tiger: Looks like The Hammer has fallen on some hard times!

Hart: What? He looks tought as ever!

[Sledge climbs into the ring and nods and smiles as Lana, who seems to be all buisiness. She goes to the corner and stretches as Aaron Blake calls for the bell.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: And we're underway here, as Lana Lexington squares off against Sledge Rockwell!

[The two stalk each other. Lana moves towards Sledge and the two lock up. They jockey for position, and then Lana shoves Sledge, who gives an over-exageratted fall onto his backside!]

Hart: Look at the power of Lana Lexington!

[As Sledge gets back to his feet, Lana gives him a chop to the chest. Sledge jumps backwards several feet, holds his chest and doubles over! Lana bounces off the ropes, and hits a baseball slide, taking Sledge's footing out from under him! He does a full flip, then falls onto his back!]

Nelson: Oh come on! Doesn't this all seem a little excessive to you?

Hart: It was a mighty chop!

Tiger: Give me a break.

[Sledge gets back to his feet, walking right into a dropkick from Lana Lexington! Sledge dramatically staggers backwards, then takes a few steps before slamming onto his back! Lana goes to the ropes, bounces off, and hits a running moonsault onto the prone Sledge Rockwell. She makes the cover]

ONE

TWO..

[Sledge gets his shoulder up.]

Hart: So close!

Tiger: Sledge's integrity seems to be at the same level of his talent.

[As Sledge gets to his knees, he's quickly brought down with a running lariat from Lana Lexington.]

Hart: Lana's relentless! There should be no doubt that she can compete with men!

Nelson: How much do you think Rockwell got paid for this one?

Hart: Wait a second! What are you implying?

Tiger: He's implying what we're all thinking!

[Lana pulls Sledge to his feet, hooks his arm and hits a playmaker]

Hart: There's the LOL! I can't believe it! She's gonna overcome the odds!

[Lana makes the cover.]

ONE...

TWO...

THREE!

DING DING DING

Hart: Lana defies the odds!

Dixon: Here is your winner... Lana Lexington!

[The crowd boos as Lana celebrates in the ring over Sledge, who writhes on the mat like he's been shot.]

Nelson: Well mercifully, this one is over.

Tiger: Just when I thought she couldn't top last week's antics. Shame on her, and shame on Sledge Rockwell for being a part of this fraud!

[Sledge Rockwell walks down the hallway, whistling and flipping through a stack of money, when suddenly he runs into Tiffany Tolberg.]

Tolberg: Sledge Rockwell, would you mind telling the cWo fans what happened out there?

[Sledge quickly shoves the stack of money in his pants.]

Sledge: I don’t talk to the media!

[Sledge sidesteps her and rushes out the door.]

DING DING DING

Benson: The following tag team match is our maaaaain event and is scheduled for one

[Fans cheer in anticipation of the night's main event. "One Day As A Lion" hits the PA system as Mac Johnson comes out alongside John Pilchard.]

Benson: Entering the ring first, weighing in at three hundred and fifty pounds...from West Paterson, New Jersey...Mac Joooohnsoooon!...

Nelson: Well we're just about ready to go tonight folks! And this will surely be an interesting match to watch unfold after last week.

Tiger: You mean after Mike Logan interrupted Mac Johnson and Barrett Hawk's match for the number one contendership?

Nelson: That's exactly what I mean, Hawk and Johnson were putting on a fine match when Mike Logan came out and interrupted the whole thing, and since there was no decision...well right now, Mike Logan's the only contender to the Title, and we don't even know of Johnny Serious is gonna be in shape to compete at Summertime Bruise, let alone tonight.

Tiger: You said a mouthful Joel. I'm not sure Serious should be competing tonight.

[Mac Johnson is in the ring, when the lights dim and turn a cherry shade of red as "The Stroke" by Billy Squire begins to play over the P.A. system as we see "The Canadian Gigolo" Mike Logan emerge from behind the curtain wearing a long sleeveless black and red rhinestone robe with red and black short wrestling trunks plus sunglasses and Sabrina Swallows to the left of him. He then looks out at the fans with a smirk before gyrating his hips as the fans immediately begin to boo loudly upon his arrival while Sabrina swoons at his hip gyrations. He then makes his way down to the ring.]

Benson: And his tag team partner. Being accompanied to the ring by Sabrina Swallows! From Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Mike Looooogaaaan!

[Cameras go back to ringside where we see Mac Johnson and Mike Logan spouting choice words down to the front row, where we see Tony Rios.]

Nelson: If you haven't noticed by now it looks like Tony Rios is still on tour with us.

Hart: Has that idiot run out of money yet?

Nelson: You gotta admire the fact that he's not taking John Pilchard's crap lying down.

Hart: Hey hey hey wait a minute...you're not about to talk about John Pilchard like that. And anyway this is Mike Logan's entrance! We don't have to give that idiot any more free publicity! Let's talk about Johnny Serious' doctor, or Johnny Serious lying so he can keep a belt around his waist!

Nelson: Well Serious claims to be good to go, and Mike Logan's such a snake it's hard to see this as anything other than another one of his schemes.

Hart: Forget about Logan, you can't question the doctor's orders!

["The Stroke" fades, as we then hear "Simple Man" hit the PA system. As the intro passes, Barrett Hawk makes a relaxed walk down the aisle with the American flag draped over his shoulders, and his trademark cowboy hat on his head.]

Nelson: And their opponents, entering the ring first, weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds. He hails from Sulphur, Oklahoma. Barreeeeeett Hawk!

Hart: Should we even refer to him as Barrett Hawk anymore? Or should we just call him bizarro Mac Johnson?

Nelson: Bizarro Mac Johnson?

Hart: Well Mac Johnson's a big, built freakazoid of a man, who wins everything he fights for, where as Barrett Hawk is small, a bit on the stocky side and never wins a thing!

Nelson: If that's the case why isn't Mac Johnson number one contender right now?

Hart: Well he would've been!

Nelson: I'm not so sure about that. Mac Johnson's a great athlete but Barrett Hawk's no slouch either Robbie. He currently holds victories over the current number one contender Mike Logan. I know you gotta respect that.

[Barrett Hawk stops at ringside as he looks on to the ring, towards Mike Logan and Mac Johnson. He awaits his partner Johnny Serious when Tony Awesome instead shows up.]

Awesome: Everyone, I have some bad news regarding tonight's main event...

Nelson: What?

[Fans speculate amongst each other as Awesome continues.]

Awesome: After talking backstage with both Johnny Serious and Dr. Martin, and despite Johnny Serious being adamant in that he's perfectly healthy and ready to compete, I have no choice but to bar him from competition tonight. I sent him home with Dr. Martin until he can confirm his health with a Dr.'s note.

Tiger: Oh well that's too bad.

Nelson: You can feel the disappointment from this crowd.

[Fans boo as Awesome humbly accepts the crowds disapproval.]

Awesome: I know...I know, and I apologize. However being a last minute decision, I have no choice but to replace Johnny Serious, if there's anyone in the backstage area who wants to act as Johnny Serious' replacement and take the main event spotlight, please come out now...

Nelson: Well as disappointing as it is I can't question the decision, if the doctor says he can't compete, he can't compete.

Tiger: We can't have another Muru case on our hands, on the other hand this is a great opportunity for anyone backstage.

[Suddenly cameras catch Tony Rios pull his shirt off and attempt to climb over the guard rail. Mac Johnson and John Pilchard direct security his way, as two security guards act quick to restrain him.]

Nelson: Hold on a minute...

Tiger: Tony Rios wants to fill in for Johnny Serious?

Hart: Not possible! Rios isn't a cWo wrestler!

[Fans rally behind Tony Rios who pushes against the security members trying to get through to the ring.]

Hart: He's not even dressed to compete!

Nelson: He doesn't seem to mind! This could be the chance that Rios has been buying coming to all our shows for!

Hart: Well tough luck, he's not even under contract!

[Barrett Hawk intervenes as he pulls the security off of Rios. Tony watches over the scene as he again speaks.]

Awesome: Let him go guys, let him go...

[Security eases off.]

Awesome: Tony Rios...are you sure you're ready for a cWo main event?

[Fans cheer as Rios nods his head.]

Awesome: Hawk? Are you alright with this?

[Hawk too nods his head approvingly.]

Awesome: Well you know what, fine...for tonight, Tony Rios will replace Johnny Serious.

[Fans cheer although the overall reaction seems somewhat mixed.]

Hart: Is this some kind of joke? Our World Champion is being replaced by some shmuck in blue jeans?

Nelson: That man isn't just some "shmuck". That man is the winner of the Mac Johnson Five Minute Challenge.

Hart: No he's not! If he won he'd have a contract!

[Awesome disappears up the entrance way as John Pilchard complains with Johnny Williams, who throws his hands in the air, unable to do anything about it.]

Hart: I hope this decision comes up and embarasses Tony Awesome!

Nelson: Well let's give the guy a chance and see if he's really cWo ring ready.

Barrett Hawk and Tony Rios vs. Mike Logan and Mac Johnson

DING DING DING

[After the bell is rung, both teams remain in their corners, Tony Rios takes to the apron, as Hawk starts the match for his team, Mike Logan does the same for his team.]

Nelson: The bell has sounded marking Tony Rios' second official, unofficial match in the cWo and it doesn't get any bigger than this for him!

[Mike Logan and Hawk meet in the center of the ring, Logan shoots his mouth as Hawk takes it in.]

Tiger: May be a little too big don't you think? I mean, lasting five minutes with Mac Johnson is one thing, winning a match against both Mike Logan and Mac Johnson? We don't know how well trained this Tony Rios is to begin with.

[Mike Logan begins gyrating his hips, when Hawk's heard and seen enough, stunning him with a series of right hands.]

Nelson: Too late to worry about that Peter!

[Mike Logan blocks an incoming right hand and follows up a right of his own, the two begin trading rights.]

Nelson: We got a fight on our hands! Mike Logan and Barrett Hawk giving us a blast from the past!

[Logan goes for a big right, but Hawk ducks under. The two turn to face each other, when Hawk delivers a series of right snap jabs, rotating around Logan with each blow, a fourth jab brings Logan to the mat.]

Tiger: When these two are in the ring they always pick up where they left off. Logan's down!

[Logan gets back up quickly, and applies a headlock in attempt to settle Hawk down.]

Nelson: Logan slowing things down...Hawk shoots him off.

[Hawk backing against the ropes, flings Logan out of the headlock and throws him to the opposite ropes.]

Nelson: He hits the ropes.

[Hawk hits a returning Logan with a back body drop.]

Nelson: Back body drop!

[Fans cheer as Logan hits the mat, he comes up quickly, nursing his back as Hawk picks him up and scoop slams him back down.]

Tiger: Barrett Hawk is all over Logan here!

[Logan again gets up in a hurry as he swings a blind right, Hawk ducks under it and places his head under Logan's left arm. He hoists him up and brings him down with an atomic drop.]

Nelson: That seems to have slowed Logan down!

[Cameras catch Sabrina Swallows wincing in pain at the sight as Logan quickly stumbles into his team's corner.]

Nelson: Hawk seems to be feeling confident tonight.

Tiger: He should've stayed on him instead of letting Logan get the tag.

[Mac Johnson then steps in, we see John Pilchard applauding and smiling in support of his client as Johnson arrogantly laughs at Hawk.]

Nelson: I think Barrett Hawk realizes what he's going up against now.

[Fans cheer as we see Tony Rios frantically holding his arm out in a desperate call for a tag.]

Tiger: Look at Rios!

[Suddenly Pilchard is seen shaking his head in disapproval as Hawk takes notice. He looks to the audience roaring in approval.]

Nelson: The fans want to see Rios take on Mac Johnson here tonight!

[Hawk obliges, tagging in Tony Rios, who excitedly leapfrogs over the top rope.]

Tiger: Some leap on this kid!

[Rios has an extra jump in his step as he holds out five fingers to Mac Johnson.]

Nelson: It looks like Rios wants five minutes with Mac Johnson!

[Mac Johnson with a frown puts two thumbs down as Mac and Rios circle each other.]

Nelson: Collar and elbow tie up. Two big men jockeying for position...

[Mac and Rios struggle as the tie up is applied, a moment later Mac Johnson manages to overpower and shove Rios down to his back.]

Tiger: Whoa!

Nelson: Mac Johnson showing he has the power advantage.

Tiger: It looked like a close race though!

[Mac Johnson gestures to Rios to bring it on, as Rios nods his head, he runs against the ropes and charges Mac Johnson with a shoulder tackle attempt. Mac laughs as he's able to stand his ground.]

Tiger: Tony Rios really wants to overpower the Mac Machine here.

[Rios goes against the ropes again with another attempt, but Mac Johnson again stands his ground.]

Tiger: Tony Rios isn't gonna win this way.

[Mac laughs again, as we again see a quick shot of John Pilchard lauding Mac's performance with praise. Rios hits the ropes one more time and comes at Mac with a jumping shoulder block, surprising Mac Johnson and taking him down to the mat, and rolling to the outside under the bottom rope.]

Tiger: There you go!

Nelson: Tony Rios brought the bigger man down with a jumping shoulder block! And it looks like Mac now needs time to think!

Tiger: Both of these guys gotta stop playing games and start bringing out the big stuff. It's alright to get a feel for each other warming up but at some point you gotta get serious, with all respect to the World Champion.

[Mac Johnson and John Pilchard are on the outside, arguing with Sabrina Swallows and Mike Logan as Logan is heard shouting "what are you doing! Get back in there and get him!"]

Nelson: We got a dispute going on the outside.

Tiger: There's no way Mac Johnson and Mike Logan are on good terms after last week.

[Tony Rios holds his arms out in the air as the fans cheer. Rios provides Mac Johnson adequate space to make it back in the ring unscathed. Mac Johnson then slides back in the ring.]

Nelson: Mac Johnson getting back to business.

[Tony Rios greets Mac Johnson with a boot to the gut. With Mac stunned, Rios delivers a few right forearms, before going for an irish whip.]

Nelson: Irish whip reversed!

[Rios is sent to the ropes, on the rebound Mac tries for a clothesline, but Rios ducks under.]

Nelson: Clothesline, missed!

[On the rebound, Rios charges Mac Johnson, who turns around in time and takes Rios down with a running STO.]

Tiger: Oh!

Hart: Way to go Mac!

Nelson: Glad to have you back Robbie.

[Fans boo as Mac stands over a fallen Tony Rios.]

Hart: I'm not in a good mood guys.

Nelson: Oh please say it isn't so.

Hart: I'm not kiddin' around!

[Mac goes for a pinfall.]

ONE

TWO

[Rios kicks out. Johnson begins picking Rios to his feet.]

Hart: Mac Johnson and Mike Logan were served a raw deal tonight!

Nelson: Are you kidding me?

[Mac at a comfortable pace, delivers a knee life to the gut of Rios. Followed by a headbutt which brings him down to one knee.]

Hart: Mac Johnson and Mike Logan were bracing themselves for a match against Johnny Serious and Tony Awesome as usual throws us a curveball!

[Mac Johnson begins raking at the eyes of Rios, referee Johnny Williams quickly begins a five count to break it up.]

Nelson: Johnny Serious was thrown out of this match against his will and you think they got a raw deal?

[Mac Johnson releases at four. Mac Johnson then backs against the ropes slowly.]

Hart: That's what I said!

[On the rebound, Mac kicks a kneeled down Rios in the head to bring him down to the mat.]

Nelson: Oh! Pin attempt!

[With a lateral press Mac tries to win the match.]

ONE

[Rios kicks out. Mac sits Rios up and again begins digging his fingers into his eyes.]

Nelson: Robbie, don't you think going from a match against Barrett Hawk and our World Champion Johnny Serious, to Barrett Hawk and, with all due respect to Rios, a relative newcomer to this business, is a good thing?

[Rios pushes Rios off and rolls over to his stomache, where Mac then takes the opportunity to deliver some hard forearms to the back of his head.]

Hart: Well why don't you find someone who works here! What is this amateur hour? Rios had his chance and he blew it!

[Johnson then locks in a camel clutch.]

Nelson: No John Pilchard blew it, Rios had the Five Minute Challenge beat.

Hart: That's not what I saw! Does that look like a cWo wrestler to you? He's getting smacked around in there!

[We see while the camel clutch is applied, Mac Johnson delivers hard forearms across the chin of Rios.]

Nelson: Didn't seem so talkative when Tony Rios had the advantage!

Hart: Well now he doesn't, and poor Barrett Hawk is gonna have another loss on his hands!

Nelson: I'm sure that just breaks your heart.

Hart: Poor guy just can't catch a break!

[Rios manages to reach out and grab the ropes, as Williams urges Mac to break the hold.]

Nelson: Well Tony Rios manages to catch a break with his hand on the ropes.

[Mac Johnson then picks Rios up, and pushes him back against the turnbuckle. He begins ramming his shoulders into his gut.]

Nelson: I'll admit though right now things aren't looking overly optimistic for the gutsy Tony Rios.

Hart: He's a glorified cWo fan. This is what happens when the pros take on the Joes!

[Mac Johnson then irish whips Rios to the opposite corner.]

Tiger: If I didn't know any better and Rios told me he was a cWo wrestler I'd believe him!

[Mac slaps his right elbow, prepping the crowd for a running clothesline.]

Hart: Well if you believed that you're an idiot!

[Mac charges in on Rios but is met with two feet to the face.]

Tiger: You really have it out for this guy don't you? Oooh...

[Rios then climbs to the second rope, as Mac turns his back to Rios and falls to a knee. Mac gets up as Rios then leaps towards him with a jumping shoulder tackle.]

Hart: I don't like the way this guy thinks he's better than Mac Johnson! Oh no!

[Rios gets caught in a bearhug, landing on his feet as Mac squeezes hard.]

Hart: Oh yes! People think this guy could last five minutes with Mac Johnson!?

Nelson: Robbie be serious, we saw with our own eyes he was on his way to winning that challenge, you're starting to sound like the birther crowd.

Hart: Don't even get me started Joel...

Nelson: Oh brother...

Hart: Look I know what I saw, Tony lost the Five Minute Challenge and Kenya isn't America!

Nelson: Thank you for staying with us in spite of Robbie Hart folks.

[Barrett Hawk rallies the crowd as he begins clapping in support of his partner, fans clap along with him.]

Nelson: In the ring right now we have Mac Johnson trapping stand in for Johnny Serious, and interim cWo wrestler Tony Rios in a mammoth of a bearhug.

Tiger: And Tony Rios isn't a small man by any stretch. A testament to the power and strength of Mac Johnson.

[Rios begins showing some resistance as he sends a quick right hand to Mac's head.]

Nelson: But Rios knows he's gotta get out of there.

Tiger: Of course, he's taken a lot of punishment so far.

[Rios fires another quick right.]

Hart: Maybe this will make him think twice about quitting his day job.

Nelson: I'm sure Rios knows what comes with the territory.

[Rios then delivers a Mongolian chop around the head of Mac Johnson.]

Tiger: That's a good way out right there!

[Rios takes little time to worry about the pain in his back as he runs to the ropes. On the rebound he charges Mac Johnson.]

Nelson: Let's see what Rios can do and...!

[Mac Johnson traps Rios again, as he takes him down with a belly to belly suplex.]

Hart: Way to go Mac!

Nelson: Belly to belly suplex.

Tiger: This could be it!

[Mac goes for the pin.]

ONE

TWO

Tiger: Not yet!

Nelson: Barrett Hawk breathing a sigh of relief, there's still fight left in Rios!

[Mac Johnson sits Rios up and applies a dragon sleeper.]

Hart: Can't be much left in the tank.

Nelson: No, not as long as Mac Johnson maintains the offense.

Tiger: Think of him what you will but Mac is doing a great job so far.

Nelson: I'll never dispute his talent, he's a great wrestler.

Hart: That's right.

[Mac stands up, forcing Rios to stand as well, with the standing inverted facelock applied, Mac quickly spins around driving his free elbow into Rios' chest, bringing him down on his back.]

Tiger: Wow what a move.

Nelson: This could be over...

[Mac keeps the elbow on Rios for the pin.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Another two!

[Mac, sitting up, shrugs his shoulders and holds his arms out as he looks at the referee in frustration.]

Nelson: Mac Johnson in a state of shock. You have to be impressed by Tony Rios' heart.

[Mac brings Rios up to his knees, only to toss him down on his chest in the direction of Mike Logan, who he then tags into the match.]

Tiger: Looks like Mac's throwing in the towel.

Hart: And it's time for our future World Champion to wrap this one up!

[Mike Logan stomps on the body of Rios, who navigates further into the corner. He leans against the bottom rope as Logan continues to rapidly kick into his chest as the fans bury him in jeers.]

Nelson: Logan not shy to introduce himself to Tony Rios.

[Logan breaks from stomping on Rios as he walks towards Hawk, as he's heard shouting "do something about it Hayseed!". Hawk takes exception to his attitude as he attempts to enter the ring, but Johnny Williams physically blocks him from entry. Fans boo as Mac chokes Rios with his boot from the apron, Logan gets back to work pounding away on the chest of Rios once again.]

Nelson: And now he's doing what he does best.

Tiger: You mean cheating? Or riling up these fans?

Nelson: I mean both.

[Williams takes his attention off of Hawk as Johnson stops the choke in time for him not to notice, he reprimands Logan however for continuing his assault in the corner. Logan innocently backs off.]

Nelson: Williams letting Logan know enough is enough.

Tiger: If Rios isn't down for the count now I don't know what else it'll take.

[Mike Logan then pulls Rios by the right ankle towards the center of the ring.]

Hart: Well talk up Tony Rios all you want but it's now game, set and match for Mike Logan.

[Logan goes for a pin.]

ONE

TWO

[Rios kicks out.]

Nelson: Still two!

[Hawk is seen again clapping his hands in support of Rios.]

Tiger: He needs to make that tag and he needs to do it now.

[Calmly, Logan paces around the ring with his hands on his hips. He shakes his head disapprovingly before laying a stomp into the chest of Rios. He performs the Logan stomp, methodically stomping at available limbs of Tony Rios.]

Nelson: Slow, concentrated stomps to the body of Tony Rios.

Hart: Probably the easiest fight he's ever had!

Nelson: It's easy to beat someone up after a guy like Mac Johnson beat you to it Robbie.

[Logan lays a few more kicks to the left ankle, right wrist, chest, and head. He then looks to Hawk again, before putting his foot on Rios' chest, putting his hands on his head and gyrating his hips in a very nonchalant pin attempt.]

Hart: This is it!

ONE

TWO

[Rios kicks out.]

Nelson: Another two.

Tiger: Logan might be getting too comfortable here.

Hart: Too comfortable? Logan is a kid playing with silly putty right now, all he has to do is not choke on it!

[Logan begins slowly brings Rios to his feet.]

Hart: And it looks like he's about to squash it like a bug. Put him out with the Ego-Stroke, Logan!

Tiger: If he hits the Ego-Stroke it's over, it's not even a debate.

[Logan hoists Rios with a suplex, and plants his legs over the top rope.]

Hart: Put the hammer down Mike!

[In a last ditch effort, Rios squirms and plants his feet down on the apron, while still in the suplex position.]

Nelson: Wait a minute!

[Out of nowhere Rios suplexes Logan over the top rope and dumps him to the outside of the ring.]

Hart: Ah!

Nelson: Are you kidding me!

[Williams begins a ten count for Logan.]

ONE

Nelson: Rios with a vertical suplex to the outside of the ring!

TWO

[Sabrina Swallows tends to Logan as Rios lies motionless on the apron.]

THREE

Tiger: Well you know now's as good a time as any for Rios to get that pin!

Hart: That's if he can make it!

FOUR

[Rios begins a climb towards Hawk as the fans become anxious. Mac frustrated shouts at Logan to get up as Rios crawls in inch by inch.]

Nelson: Come on Rios you can make it. A tag is just a few feet away!

FIVE

[A recovered Logan enters the ring. He makes run for it, but Rios leaps towards Hawk and makes the tag.]

Nelson: Yes! Tag is made!

[Logan shakes as he holds his hands out trying to keep Hawk at a distance.]

Nelson: And business is about to pick up!

[Logan goes in for a hard right, but Hawk blocks it and slaps Logan hard in the face.]

Hart: No!

[Logan is stunned as Hawk again hits him with a flurry of right jabs.]

Nelson: Overwhelming Logan with right hands!

[Hawk then takes Logan down with a discus clothesline.]

Nelson: And a big clothesline!

[Logan quickly gets up, as Hawk hits him halfway with a knee lift to the jaw.]

Hart: Just stay down Mike!

[Logan gets back up again as Hawk hits him with a dropkick.]

Nelson: There's the dropkick!

[Mac Johnson's seen enough as he attempts to enter the ring. Johnny Williams stays on top of things as he pushes him back in attempt to restrain him.]

Nelson: Wait a minute...Mac Johnson causing a disruption here..

[Hawk however keeps his attention on Mac just in case. Hawk notices that Mac is being properly restrained as Hawk turns back to Logan, who pokes him in the eyes.]

Hart: Haha!

Nelson: And it looks like the distraction was just enough...

[Hawk hits a jawbreaker on Hawk, who falls down to one knee. Logan follows up with an inside cradle.]

Nelson: And an inside cradle.

Hart: Come on!

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Almost stole it!

[As both men get up, Logan sets up Hawk in a cobra clutch from behind.]

Tiger: Hold up...

Nelson: Logan quick to lock in the cobra clutch...

[Hawk reverses the submission hold, snap maring Logan down to the mat.]

Nelson: Reversed!

[Logan gets up and charges Hawk, who takes him down by the legs.]

Nelson: Texas Cloverleaf! Texas Cloverleaf! This could be it!

Hart: No no no no no! You gotta get out of there!

[Mike Logan pulls Hawk towards him using his legs, then pushes Hawk to his back pressing his feet against his chest.]

Hart: Woo!

[Both men get up, but Hawk makes the first move delivering a hard knife edge chop.]

Tiger: And you can hear that from the rafters!

[With Logan stunned, Hawk then hoists Logan upside down in a tombstone position.]

Hart: No not the Tombstone!

Nelson: This would end it for sure!

Hart: Haha! Look at this!

[Logan squirms, and reverses the tombstone with one of his own.]

Hart: Now we're talking!

[Hawk pushes himself up Logan's body in order to get back to his feet, he lands behind Logan, who turns to face him, and gets dropped as Hawk again tries for the Texas Cloverleaf.]

Nelson: Texas Cloverleaf!...Yes! Texas Cloverleaf! It's sinched in!

Hart: Mike! Mike you gotta get out of there Mike!

Nelson: I think he knows that Robbie!

Hart: I can't watch this!

[Logan screams in pain as he reaches for the ropes.]

Nelson: He's reaching for those ropes but he's got a long way to go.

Hart: He can make it!

[Sabrina Swallows then gets on the apron, grabbing Williams' attention.]

Nelson: It looks as though he's about to tap out!

Hart: Don't look now guys! It's Mac Johnson!

[Mac Johnson enters the ring, he makes a walk towards Hawk, but suddenly is taken down by Tony Rios.]

Hart: Ah!

Nelson: Spear!

[With a spear, Mac is taken down by Rios, as the two begin brawling on the outside of the ring.]

Nelson: Tony Rios could leave this building a main event winner!

[John Pilchard then climbs on the apron opposite Sabrina. He looks at Hawk as he shoots his mouth.]

Nelson: Pilchard making protest but I don't think Hawk cares!

Tiger: Keep in mind if Logan taps the referee won't even see it thanks to Sabrina Swallows!

[After a few seconds more of applying the hold, Hawk has enough as he gets up and goes over to Pilchard, he grabs him by the collar of his shirt as Pilchard begins pleading for mercy.]

Nelson: Well there you go Pilchard, you're about to get what you're asking for!

[Fans cheer as Pilchard looks terrified, Hawk cocks back his right hand preparing to throw a punch, when suddenly Andrew Phillips enters the ring, grabs Hawk's head, leaps over the top rope and hotshots Hawk's neck over the top.]

Nelson: Wait a minute! Andrew Phillips!

Hart: Gotta love the Comeback Kid!

[Sabrina then leaves Williams alone as Hawk falls down to a seated position, clutching his throat as he coughs and wheezes, toughing through the pain, Mike Logan takes advantage as he brings Hawk back up to his feet, hooks him in a DDT position and delivers a quick Tornado DDT.]

Hart: And there's the Sex Drive! This is great!

[We catch a glimpse of Mac Johnson throwing Tony Rios against the steel steps.]

Hart: This is it Joel!

[Logan makes the cover.]

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

["The Stroke" hits the PA system as fans boo. Logan sits up nursing his sore legs as Sabrina enters the ring to tend to him, while John Pilchard and Mac Johnson enter as well, adjusting his suit and celebrating the victory.]

Benson: The winner of this match by pinfall, Mike Looooogaaaan!

[Fans boo as Andrew Phillips enters the ring. He looks down on a beaten Barrett Hawk.]

Nelson: Well this match is under wraps and I hope Andrew Phillips is proud of himself.

Hart: Haha I'm sure he's real proud of himself. He came out to make Hawk lose and mission accomplished! Hawk lost!

[Tony Rios steps into the ring to tend to Hawk. Andrew Phillips looks to Mike Logan as he extends his hand.]

Nelson: And now what?

[Mike Logan looks on a bit perplexed. After some hesitation he accepts Phillips' hand, as he helps him to his feet. Phillips then whispers something to Mac Johnson. The three men promptly jump Tony Rios, kicking him from three different directions.]

Nelson: What's going on here!

Tiger: There's three very powerful men ganging up on Tony Rios.

Hart: It's called hazing! Rios wants to be a cWo wrestler? This is what the job entails buddy!

[Rios is overwhelmed by stomps as Andrew Phillips is heard shouting at the two to "keep him out of the way." Mac Johnson then places him in a camel clutch.]

Nelson: This just isn't fair.

Hart: Life isn't supposed to be fair Joel!

[Andrew Phillips is on the outside of the ring, as he shoves the timekeeper off from his chair, and takes it from him.]

Nelson: Oh no...this isn't good...

[He tosses it to the inside as Logan catches it, as Hawk tries to recover, Mike Logan slams the chair into his head, bringing him back down.]

Nelson: No!

Tiger: These guys are gonna need some help out here, there's no telling what Phillips is thinking right now.

[Suddenly to much cheers Johnny Serious storms down the aisle with a chair of his own.]

Nelson: Looks like someone's listening, it's Johnny Serious!

[Everyone disperses from the ring as Serious rushes in.]

Nelson: And a ring full of able bodied men just ran away from someone who isn't "medically cleared to compete". Mike Logan better hope for his sake that that's true!

Hart: Ah Serious isn't even supposed to be here!

[Johnny immediately checks on both Tony Rios and Barrett Hawk, as "Elevation" hits the PA system.]

Tiger: Well thank god he showed up anyways, the way Andrew Phillips has been behaving someone could have lost a career.

Hart: You'd have had to have a career to lose it!

Nelson: I hope Tony Awesome is paying attention to this, this is no way for a number one contendership to behave. There ought to be repercussions for things like this. Tony Rios may not have a contract but that's no justification for ganging up on someone like this. That's it for tonight, but stay tuned to see how this unfolds next week folks, goodnight...