[We are backstage in a locker room, and we see Brother Shabazz sitting there preparing for his matchup with Thaddeus Walker. All of a sudden the locker room door swings open, and Johnny Vandal enters the room.]

Shabazz: Hi, can I help you?

Vandal: Yes, I have a problem. And you can help me with it.

Shabazz: Me?

Vandal: I heard a rumor that your "friend" there Carter is doing some deals with Tony Awesome again.

Shabazz: What does he want now?

Vandal: Well, Tony called Carter into his office. And rumor has it once Carter's done with you he's coming after me.

Shabazz: What about you?

Vandal: Well, Tony Awesome don't like me. He's trying to keep me down, just like he's trying to keep you down. I mean, look at that match you just had with Walker.

Shabazz: That was bull man.

Vandal: But hey, you and I both want to get rid of Carter. Solve these problems once and for all. So I got a suggestion for you.

Shabazz: OK?

Vandal: Remember when I challenged DXM to a loser leaves cWo match?

Shabazz: Vaguely.

Vandal: Good. Well, how about you challenge Carter. You win, he leaves cWo.

Shabazz: Hmmmm, sounds interesting.

Vandal: I mean, you've beat him a bunch of times already. This shouldn't be too much trouble for you. You can send Carter back home, wrestling in high school gyms and armories for pittance. And Tony will learn once and for all not to screw with me.

Shabazz: I like the sound of that.

Vandal: You gonna do it?

Shabazz: Let's go find Jeremy...

[Shabazz gets up and heads for the door, Vandal following behind.]

Well my boss called me up and said to come into work.
I just hung up on that slave-driving jerk.
I'm goin' to Rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

You think I'd rather be sweatin' on the dock?
Or watching somebody use a hammerlock?
I'm goin' to Rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N That's Rasslin'

I like to watch ASM smash his axe off the corner post
And that Hooligan kick delivered by Jacob Baxter
Johnny Serious and Muru are what I like the most
And the alley opp and aeroplane spin like only Thaddeus Walker can!

Boss called again said it's time and a half if you come in tonight
I just had to laugh
I'm goin' to Rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N That's Rasslin'

Well my girlfriend called and friend she could be a model for Fredrick's of Hollywood
But she was hassled, really hassled!
Said I could come over early and stay real late
But I told her honey if we got a date we're goin' to rasslin
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N That's Rasslin'

As Chazz Mendel when he's really high in flight
Cool as Ice Devon Dice when he's out there struttin'
Big Ronnie Wilkins must be seven foot nine!
I wouldn't miss this for a dozen girls.
I wouldn't miss this if for nothin'

I said Honey I hope you ain't hurt
She said I'm puttin' on my rasslin' shirt
I'm goin to rasslin!
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

Well last night I dreamed my life was over
There were golden streets and fields of clover
And the lights, they were dazzlin'.
I looked for ol' Prophet Mohammad at the pearly gates
I found a note that said I won't be too late
I'm goin' to Rasslin'
Goin' to Rasslin!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

There's the gigolo Mike Logan with all his lovely ladies
There's Nick Dangerous with his trademark armbar
And I'll never forget the classic battles of seven years ago!
Two champions Chris Michaels and Notorious JON
Mohammad told me as he let me in
From now on, every Thursday, Karl, we're goin' to rasslin
Goin' to Rasslin!

He spelled it
R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

Boy if I'd known this was gonna happen I wouldn't have bought these advance tickets!
Hey Mohammad, will all my virgins have a ringside seat?
Is ole' JJ gonna be up here any time soon?

R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's Rasslin!

[The camera pans around the Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena in Jacksonville, Florida as fireworks go off from the ceiling shooting towards the stage. The stage alights on both sides, then fireworks erupt from both sides of the cWo tron. Quickly, cameras scan through the audience in attendance before the camera then focuses on Joel Nelson, Peter Tiger and Robbie Hart seated at the announce position.]

Nelson: Hello everybody and welcome to cWo Driven! After a long wait, Summertime Bruise is now only three days away!

Tiger: Everyone's excited for the action packed event, but everyone's also excited for tonight!

Nelson: Always exciting when cWo comes to your town, or on your television sets, and you're not gonna want to turn that channel tonight. We have some exciting matches in store.

Tiger: We're gonna see the Television Title go on the line tonight!

[A graphic comes up, displaying J.J. Carter versus Thaddeus Walker for the Television Title.]

Hart: That's Radio Title.

Nelson: Whatever Thaddeus Walker wants to call it, it will be defended tonight against none other than J.J. Carter. Also...

[A graphic then shows up of Lana Lexington, with a header that says "Lana Lexington dominates men's wrestling".]

Nelson: Lana Lexington, continues her war waged on the men in wrestling.

Hart: She's got heart, she's got spirit, she has everything necessary to make it with the other guys except for...

Nelson: Alright Robbie.

Hart: What? I was gonna say Adam's apple!

[A graphic then highlights the main event of Tito Barnes against Devon Dice.]

Tiger: Then our main event pits a former Tag Team Champion against our current United States Champion!

Nelson: Devon Dice takes on member of Face Turn, and friend of number one contender Victor Emmit in a non title match. There's no doubt in my mind that Victor Emmit will be ringside for that one, and maybe a little bit more.

DING DING DING

Dixon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match. Introducing first from Blountville, Tennessee – CASSIE CHARISMA!!!

[Blue and white strobe lights start flashing on the cWo stage as "Boom (Here Comes The)" by Nelly begins to play over the P.A. system as we see Cassie Charisma emerge from the curtain with a cheerful smile on her face as she points to all the fans in the audience before making her way to the ring wearing a navy blue tank-top and matching soccer shorts with navy blue wrestling boots and matching kick-pads with matching elbow and knee-pads as well. She tags hands with as many fans as she can possibly get to before jogging to the ring and sliding under the bottom rope. She then climbs to the second turnbuckle of the nearest corner and points to all her fans again, encouraging them to cheer for her as she jumps down and walks to a neutral corner and stretches up against the ropes waiting for her opponent as the music dies down.]

Dixon: And her tag team partner from Wiltshire, England – BELLATRIX DRAKE!!!

[The lights in the arena dim as "The Somber Lay" by Eluveitie. begins to play. Bellatrix drake, dressed in a hooded robe, slowly steps into the aisle and strides to the ring, completely focused. She climbs into the ring and takes off her hooded robe, revealing ring attire that resembles celtic battle armor. She kneels and prays to the old Gods before jumping into the air and landing on her feet.]

Hart: Joel, would you be scared of her?

Nelson: Why would I be?

Hart: She’s massive.

Nelson: But I’ve done nothing wrong to her. When did you mistake me for Mad Maddie?

Dixon: And their opponents, introducing first from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – NOX BONES!!!

[The Dead Weather's "Bone House" hits the PA system. As the intro passes, we see the newcomer Nox Bones come out through the entrance way. John Pilchard follows a couple steps behind. She enters the ring.]

Tiger: She has made quite a presence around here in the last few weeks. First easily beating an amateur in Florida, and just being aligned with John Pilchard.

Nelson: Surely she is quickly becoming a big contender in the Women’s Division, in quite a short time span.

[“High Roller” by The Crystal Method then plays over the arena, as Mad Maddie steps out from backstage. She is holding a microphone, and but is not holding onto the Women’s Championship belt.]

Tiger: And it looks like we’re going to hear from the champ now…

Nelson: Joy…

[Maddie gets a few boos from the crowd, before the jumbotron shows a picture of the Women’s Championship belt.]

Maddie: For four months going on five, I’ve held this. I am the best woman in this company, time and time again I keep proving it. The rest of you chumps just keep fighting for second best.

[Maddie gets some more boos from the crowd.]

Maddie: Like I give a sh** what you all think.

[Some more boos, and a slight chant of “you’re a bitch”.]

Maddie: Just look at last week. Cassie, Trixie, and Jen all hang to gang up on me, beat me down like a dog. Three against one, can you say ridiculous? In the words of one Jeremiah Carter, Jr. – where’s the fairness in that? Not one female in this company can stop me by themselves, and it will be a cold day in hell before someone anyone can take me down. Might be another four or five years at this rate, maybe more.

[The chanting becomes more noticeable from the crowd.]

Maddie: Hahahahahahahaha. Look at you pathetic people. That is the best you got? You all wanted to anoint Chastity as champion, and look at her. Gone, retired. You all wanted to anoint Trixie as champion. Lost, lost again, coming soon three times in a row.

Nelson: Didn’t Bellatrix give a Virgin Sacrifice to Maddie last week?

Hart: Did you hear her? Three against one. She can’t be stopped.

[Maddie starts walking towards the ring.]

Maddie: So Trixie, what you going to hot shot? You gonna give me another Virgin Sacrifice again?

Tiger: Considering it’s Mad Maddie we’re talking about here, would it be a virgin sacrifice or just a sacrifice?

Maddie: Come on Trixie, I want to see you try.
[Maddie drops the microphone and rushes into the ring. She quickly gets up off the mat, but only to get a big boot waiting for her by Drake.]

DING DING DING

Nelson: We are under way, and Maddie has already been knocked down.

Tiger: Whoa.

Nelson: Drake already has Maddie by the neck, and is lifting her off the ground.

Tiger: This is not the Bellatrix Drake we seen losing to Mad Maddie at Glory. The monster is back…

Nelson: And Maddie is now in a torture rack. Oh wait… oh dear God! VIRGIN SACRIFICE!!!

Tiger: This is payback time.

Hart: NO!!!! She cheated!

Nelson: Cover…

ONE

TWO

Nelson: NO!!! Nox Bones comes over from nowhere and makes the save. Match still goes on.

Tiger: And now Nox is hammering away at Drake.

Nelson: Here comes Cassie…

Tiger: And now we just have an all out brawl in the ring. Cassie and Bellatrix teaming up to hammer away on Nox Bones, while Mad Maddie is rolling around on the mat in the far corner there.

[Maddie finally slides out of the ring, and then recovers on the outside. Meanwhile Nox Bones is taking a pounding as Bellatrix Drake just throws her around in the ring and gets punched repeatedly by Cassie Charisma when down on the mat.]

Nelson: Our champion and the newcomer are not looking very good at all right now.

Tiger: And you can see John Pilchard on the outside there, not looking very happy.

Hart: I don’t know what Jen Diamond has done, but Bellatrix is pure evil and needs to be stopped. Thankfully we got the giant killer in Mad Maddie.

Tiger: And that is why she got Virgin Sacrificed in what… 10 seconds? 15?

Hart: Oh please, she is just having a roid rage incident and nothing more. Watch what happens when she crashes and has one of those crying moody moments, like after Glory.

Tiger: And if she’s not on steroids?

Hart: Maddie could be sober too. That affects her ability to fight.

[Maddie finally slides back in the ring, and takes down Cassie. She starts punching her repeatedly in the side of the head, while Bellatrix has Nox in a bear hug in the other corner. Bellatrix turns around to find Maddie on the offensive with Cassie, and carries Nox with her as she walks towards Maddie.]

Nelson: I have no idea what is going on here, but it looks like a couple of these ladies are gonna be hurting in a minute.

[Bellatrix turns and positions Nox for a grab. She then delivers a big full nelson slam, and Nox lands on top of both Maddie and Cassie.]

Tiger: And poor Cassie Charisma just got pancaked after that big full nelson there.

[Bellatrix makes a cover, on top of the other three. But Hector Garcia refuses to count, since Cassie’s shoulders are on the mat. Nox Bones is also shoulders down, but on top of the other two.]

Nelson: I think she needs to push one of those two ladies off.

Tiger: Hector Garcia here wisely tells Drake here that her partner is the one on the bottom, and a count here would go against her.

Nelson: Owwwwww. What a vicious hit there by Drake, a kick right in the ribs of Nox Bones.

Tiger: Even Pilchard looked a bit squeamish after that one.

Nelson: And now Pilchard is up on the edge of the ring trying to get Hector Garcia’s attention.

Hart: He should. I mean, he is only protecting his client there. And it also helps our glorious champion.

Nelson: Glorious. Right…

[Bellatrix gets down, and grabs Maddie by the neck. She then picks her up off Cassie, and delivers a two handed chokeslam.]

Nelson: Maddie is barely putting up a struggle today. Bellatrix is just in full destruction mode.

[Maddie gets onto her knees, and slowly starts getting up. But Bellatrix grabs her, and sets her up.]

Nelson: Sacrifice time again…

[Maddie gets dropped, and lands face first onto the mat after another Virgin Sacrifice.]

Tiger: This is over. Trixie finally pins the champ.

[Bellatrix grabs Maddie again, Maddie being barely able to move on her own free will by this point.]

Nelson: Dear God!!! VIRGIN SACRIFICE AGAIN!!!

Tiger: At this rate, I’m questioning if Bellatrix is going to try this until Maddie lands on her back.

Hart: Come on Nox, get in the ring and save Maddie!

Nelson: There’s no chance.

[Bellatrix turns over Maddie with her right foot, then steps on Maddie’s chest. Hector Garcia goes for the count.]

ONE

TWO

THREE

[DING DING DING]

Dixon: Here are your winners, Cassie Charisma and BELLATRIX DRAKE!!!

Nelson: Well, I’m shocked.

Tiger: For as grating as Mad Maddie is, that was just a stunning turn of events. She just got punished with three Virgin Sacrifices, and Bellatrix Drake just got some payback on her for the last few months. If we see a repeat of this at the pay-per-view, we will most certainly have a new champion.

Nelson: Bellatrix as we knew her is back, and is a force to be reckoned with in the women’s division.

[We now head backstage to see J.J. Carter, walking around. Along the way he passes by some stage crew chatting. He then stops, and the camera turns to see an office - a sign "Tony Awesome" stuck to the door. Carter takes a deep breath, then opens the door and enters.]

Awesome: Hey, Carter. Good, you got my message.

Carter: Yes. So, what's up?

Awesome: I'd like to ask you for a little favor.

Carter: Alright?

Awesome: Well, you know how I got you that match with Shabazz at the pay per view - this one last challenge between you two? Got you that special stipulation.

Carter: Yes, thank you very much for that. I just want one last shot against him in the ring.

Awesome: Yes, well. I know you have been around here for a very long time - like two and a half years now? But anyway, you've kind of flown under the radar for a while and I want to see if you are up to a task. I know you are all about honor and getting rewarded for hard work, so if you can do this for me - I can make this very worthwhile for you.

Carter: Sure, it's only right I suppose. But do you want me to do this now, or what's going on?

Awesome: No, I know you have to deal with Shabazz soon. I understand. But I need this situation taken care of, and you can have that match later on.

[Awesome points to the cameraman]

Awesome: You, leave the room. Go out to find Maddie or something. I got some official business to discuss here.

[The camera turns off.]

Nelson: Welcome back folks. We have an exciting TV Championship match coming right up but before we get to that, there's a lot of talk about Summertime Bruise as of late, and while many cWo talent and staff are planning on taking to the sea on the same boat, our Television Champion has other plans...take a look.

[Thaddeus Walker sits at a small table in his locker room. A bottle of unkown liquid and a small shot glass sit in front of him. He looks up at CB Fowler enters with a man dressed as a Sea Captain.]

CB: TW! This fella here says we can charter his boat for the big radiocast!

[Thaddeus looks the man over.]

Thaddeus: Are you aware, good sir, that this voyage will be perilous? The sea is a dangerous place. I don't need farmhands, I need only the finest seamen.

Sea Captain: Yessir, Chief.

Thaddeus: I need a fine vessel full of the finest seamen money can by. Between Mr. Detroit Jack Gibson and Sea Negroes, I will need protetion. I must by surrounded by, no, I must by covered in seamen!

Sea Captain: Issa fine boat, Chieft!

Thaddeus: Well then, Captain, tell me about your experience with Sea Negroes. I personally have wrestled several devious colored gents. In fact

[Thaddeus rolls up his sleeve, revealing a tan line where a watch used to be.]

Thaddeus: Three months ago. I barely escaped a sea negro with my life. I was swimming in the cape when suddenly he accosted me.

[The Sea Caption rolls up his shirt, revealing a pocket on his pants that is newly stitches.]

Captain: 'twas twenty aaught year ago, Cheif. My brother and me, went down to the colored neighborhood. Two men went into tha colored neighborhood, two men came out, my wallet stayed.

[Thaddeus wipes a tear from his eye, then extends his hand to the Sea Captain.]

Thaddeus: You are the only one who can protect me from them. You're hired.

[They shake hands. Then Thaddeus sits down, offering the bottle to the the Sea Captain.]

Thaddeus: Please, partake.

[The Sea Captain takes a swing. Thaddeus begins to sing a sea shanty.]

Thaddeus: Farewell and adieu to you fair spanish ladies....

DING DING DING

Dixon: The following contest is set for one fall! Currently in the ring, from New Haven Connecticut and weighing in two hundred and five pounds... here is BROOTHER SHABAAZZ

Nelson: Well, Brother Shabazz has JJ Carter waiting for him at Summertime Bruise, but he has the chance to win the TV.. excuse me.. the Radio Title tonight!

Hart That's because Thaddeus is a true fighting champion! He could have sat at home, but instead he's here defending the title he holds so dearly!

Dixon: And his opponent, from Brooklyn New York...

["The Maple Leaf Rag" plays and the fans immediately begin to boo.]

Dixon: Here is THAAADDEEEUUUS WAAALLKERR!

[Thaddeus Walker steps out from behind the curtain, flanked by the Sea Captain and CB Fowler. Upon seeing Shabazz, Thaddeus immediatly begins to panic.]

Thaddeus: Is that... is that.. a SEA NEGRO?

Captain: Only one way ta' tell, chief. Check 'es dorsal fin.

Thaddeus: I say, you black, let me see your dorsal fin!

[Thaddeus charges to the ring and slides under the ropes. He immediatly begins chasing the confused Brother Shabazz.]

Thaddeus: Show me your dorsal fin, negro!

Shabazz: Man, you're crazy!

Nelson: Shabazz seems troubled by the antics of Walker right now.

Tiger: He's not the only one.

Hart; Why can't he just show him his dorsal fin?

[Thaddeus continues to chase, when suddenly Shabazz puts on the brakes and nails Thaddeus with an elbow to the face.]

DING DING DING!

Nelson: Shabazz with a hard shot to the face of Walker!

[Walker doubles over, hands over his face. Shabazz charges and sends him down with a big double axehandle! Shabazz then drops a knee into the small of Walker's back!]

Tiger: Shabazz starting off with the momentum here!

[Shabazz pulls Walker to his feet, sends him spinning around with a european uppercut! Thaddeus staggers and Shabazz nails him with another european uppercut! Thaddeus stumbles over to the ropes and slumps forward onto them. Shabazz charges and hits a lariat strike to the back of Thaddeus, then throws him to the ground, then poses for the crowd.]

Nelson: Shabazz is fired up!

Tiger: You know he's visualizing JJ Carter here!

[Shabazz runs to the ropes, he bounces off and jumps, then lands with both knees onto the midsection of Walker. Walker holds his stomach and tries to roll over, but Shabazz pulls him to hit feet, then gives him a huge headbutt. Thaddeus staggers backwards, and Shabazz lunges forward and sends Thaddeus down with a huge overhand chop!]

Hart: If this was on the Radio, Thaddeus would be winning!

Tiger: That doesn't even make sense!

[Walker slowly begins to get to his feet, but Shabazz sends him right back down with a knee to the side of the head. Shabazz pulls Walker up, spins him around and gives him a huge belly to back suplex! Shabazz immediatly pops back up, then bounces off the ropes again and nails Thaddeus with a running splash!]

ONE..

TWO...

Nelson: Kickout!

Tiger: We almost had a new Television Champion!

[Shabazz pulls Thaddeus to his feet, Thaddeus responds with a poke to the eye that temporarily blinds Shabazz, giving Thaddeus enoug time to take Shabazz down with a shoulder block! Thaddeus pulls Shabazz to his feet, spins him around and applies a full Nelson. Shabazz struggles to get free, but Thaddeus plants him face first into the mat, then releases the full nelson and applies a wristlock!]

Nelson: Submission manuever by Thaddeus Walker!

Tiger: Say what you will about him, but he definietely does know how to control an opponent on the mat.

[Shabazz fights his way to his feet, then breaks the hold with a back elbow. He spins around and hammers Thaddeus with some jabs, then sends him down with a big right hand! Thaddeus gets back to his feet. The two circle each other. Thaddeus gives a quick kick to the knee of Shabazz, harmlessly hitting the padding]

Thaddeus: I'm gonna need a bigger boot!

[Shabazz sends Thaddeus back down with another big right hand!]

Nelson: Walker just has no answer to Shabazz's brawling abilities!

Hart: Thaddeus is a gentleman, not a criminal like Shabazz!

[The Sea Captain and CB converse at ringside.]

Sea Captain: Get me that Chum, Chief!

[Fowler rushes to the apron and climbs under it.]

Nelson: Wait a second, what are they up to?

[Thaddeus tries to put up his dukes, but Shabazz sends him down with a huge haymaker. As Shabazz motions for Thaddeus to get back up, CB emerges from under the ring with a wooden bucket labeled "SN Chum!"]

Tiger: Wait a second, what is that?

Hart: Looks like Sea Negro chum!

Nelson: Robbie! You don't have to repeat that phrase!

[Thaddeus gets to his feet, Shabazz goes to punch him again, but Thaddeus grabs the referee and hides behind him. Aaron Blake tries to move out of the way, but Thaddues falls down, briging Blake with him. Suddenly, the Sea Captain pops up onto the apron.]

Captain: Smile, you son of a....

[Shabazz immediatly grabs him. Suddenly CB throws the contents of the bucket forward, which hit Shabazz in the face.]

Nelson: Wait... is that?

Hart: Chicken skin!

[Shabazz stumbles backwards into a roll up from Thaddeus.]

ONE...

TWO...

THREE!!

Nelson: Shabazz kicks out a second too late!

Dixon: Here is your winner, Thaddeus Walker!

[Backstage we see John Pilchard alongside Mac Johnson as he's in Tony Awesome's office in mid conversation.]

Pilchard: All I'm saying is that we don't know Johnny Seirous' condition, and with Summertime Bruise around the corner you're gonna need a backup plan. Mac Johnson is your backup plan.

Awesome: Well John I appreciate your concern but Mac Johnson already has a match scheduled for the event.

Pilchard: What? Against who?

[Off camera, we hear the sound of a door being opened, Pilchard shoots a frustrated look as Tony Rios then appears on the camera.]

Pilchard: Tony Rios? He's not even on the roster!

Awesome: Maybe not, but at Summertime Bruise he's going one on one against your guy, Mac Johnson. No time limit this time, and if he can win, then you'll be looking at cWo's newest signing. Now if you'll excuse us, please.

[Fans cheer as Tony Awesome puts his arm around Rios' shoulder and walk out of frame as Pilchard and Mac look on in frustration.]

[Backstage, we find J.J. Carter again - sitting in a folding chair reading a local newspaper. Then, Brother Shabazz and Johnny Vandal appear.]

Shabazz: Jeremy...

[Carter folds up his newspaper and puts it on a nearby trunk.]

Carter: Twenty thousand there, remember.

Shabazz: I ain't gonna touch you Jeremy.

Carter: Then what do you want?

Shabazz: I hear you're working for the man now. That true?

[Vandal steps from behind Shabazz.]

Carter: And this concerns you how?

Shabazz: Well, Johnny here came up with a great idea.

Carter: So what, you're complaining about me doing some favors for Tony Awesome - which is a match with Vandal down the road. And then you're taking advice from everyone? Oh by the way, whatever happened to your challenge from Maddie to fight Lana Lexington? I thought you was going to Tony for that. So how do you have a right to complain to me?

Shabazz: Shut up. Look, pay per view. You and me, clean wrestling. But, loser must leave the cWo.

Carter: Are you high?

Shabazz: No. You gonna do this [beep] or what Jeremy?

Carter: You lost to Thaddeus Walker, who in front of about 14,000 people plus worldwide television - I don't even want to know what he's thinking ever. Then you challenged a woman - who can't even beat Maddie by the way. And now you think you can beat me and end my cWo career? Are you out of your mind? The only way you've beaten me so far is shenanigans. But if you want to do it, sure - I'll send you out the door.

Shabazz: No Jeremy, you'll be the one out the door. Just you wait and see.

Carter: This should be good...

[Shabazz and Vandal walk away, Carter just shakes his head before grabbing the newspaper again.]

[Lights flash in tune with Fireflight's "Unbreakable" as the intro begins. As the song kicks in, Lana Lexington bursts out from the entrance way jumping up and down, looking excited and ready for her match. She's greeted by boosfrom the fans, but acknowledges them with a wave and smile, as if they're cheering her as she makes her way to the ring. Lana climbs on to the apron and faces the crowd with her back to the ropes. She outstretches her arms and does a backflip into the ring and lands in a pose with her feet crossed and her arms outstretched. She then motions for the microphone.]

Lana Lexington: Since cWo's been all up and down this white trash, redneck state, I've yet to find ANYONE who can compete with me.

Nelson: It looks like we're about to see another intergender challenge with Lana Lexington.

Tiger: The last two weeks have been an absolute joke, and now she's saying nobody can compete with her?

Nelson: She's 2-0!

Lexington: I've been out to prove that I can cross over, and I've backed up my claim. In fact, I didn't even have an opponent lined up tonight. No, tonight I'm issuing an open challenge. If there are any men in Jacksonville who think they can even make me break a sweat in this ring, come on down!

[The crowd boos as Lana looks to the empty aisle. Nobody walks out as the crowd continues to boo.]

Lexington: Just as I thought!

[The fight song of the Jacksonville Jaguars begins to play.]

Nelson: Wait, what's this?

[The crowd cheers as a large yellow cartoon jaguar in a jacksonvile jersey steps out from behind the curtain.]

Tiger: It's Jax!

Hart: WHat's a Jax?

Tiger: The Jacksonville Jaguars mascot!

Nelson: Oh come on! She's gonna fight a mascot?

Hart: He's the bravest man in Jacksonville!

[Lana rolls her eyes in disgust as Jax pumps his arms up and down as he runs to the ring.]

Lana: So you're the only one here with any guts whatsoever?

[Jax nods.]

Lana: I mean, you don't even have the sense to be the mascot for a REAL team like the Indianapolis Colts!

[The crowd boos loudly. Jax gives the thumbs down, then jokingly puts up his dukes.]

Hart: Look at the boxing stance! Maybe it's Thaddeus under there!

Lana: Alright then.

[Lana charges and knocks over Jax with a clothesline.]

DING DING DING!

Nelson: We're underway, unfortunately!

[Jax gets back to his feet, Lana times it and runs towards him and gives him a double axe handle that sends Jax down.]

Tiger: Can he even see in that thing?

[Lana mockingly motions for Jax to get to his feet. Jax struggles to stand back up, Lana gives him a hard punt to the midsection.]

Nelson: Oh come on! She's not even letting him get up! Imagine how much that costume weighs!

Tiger: This crowd is really letitng Lana hear it, you gotta htink that the mascot was just out here to have a little fun.

Hart: Fun? This is a serious competition! Lana takes these intergender matches very seriously!

[Lana preens for the booing crowd as Jax gets to his feet. Lana turns and mockingly motions to Jax to take a free shot. Jax responds by leveling Lana with a big lariat!]

Tiger: Wow, textbook lariat by Jax!

Hart: Anyone can do a clothesline!

[Shocked, Lana quickly gets back to her feet, in time to recieve a dropkick from Jax.]

Nelson: Dropkick by the mascot! How'd he keep the head on?

[Lana quckly gets to her feet, Jax charges and knocks her down with a shoulderblock! Lana rolls onto her stomach and Jax is quickly on her, wrapping her leg around his and applying an STF!]

Nelson: Wait a second, STF from Jax?!

Tiger: This is a football mascot?

[The referee drops into position to check on Lana. Lana struggles to get free, Jax leans back to tighten the hold, and Lana quickly taps out!]

DING DING DING!

Nelson: Jax, the Jaquares mascot just won!

[The crowd cheers as the referee raises Jax's arm. Suddenly, Jax pulls off the mascot head, revealing Jen Diamond, and bringing on louder cheers fromt he crowd!]

Nelson: It's Jen Diamond!!!!

Hart: Disqualify her for not being a man! This is a challenge to men!

Tiger: Well, Jen Diamond's wanted to prove a point to Lana Lexington for months, and now she's just embarrased her in this challenge!

[Lana pops up to her feet, furious. She calls for referee Herctor Garcia to re-start the match as Jen DIamond takes the mic.]

Jen: Gotcha, bitch.

[The crowd errupts as Lana storms around the ring.]

Lana: Start the match over! Start it over!

Jen: You want a match, Lana? How about I see you on the boat?

[Lana kicks the ropes in anger, then turns around and yells her answer loudly.]

Lana: You're on!

[The crowd cheers.]

Nelson: It's official, Jen Diamond finally gets her match with Lana Lexington at Summertime Bruise!

Hart: Biggest mistake she ever made!

Tiger: Well, she just made Lana Lexington tap out once again!

Hart: Because Lana thought Jen was a Jaguar!

Nelson: Well, there won't be any mascot costumes when these two lock up next week live on pay per view! This should be a good one, folks!

Tiger: Speaking of Summertime Bruise why don't we take a closer look at the event coming up?

Nelson: You read my mind Peter.

[A graphic then displays Nox Bones versus Cassie Charisma.]

Nelson: John Pilchard's latest project is a very volatile and dangerous one. Nox Bones has made a statement in her first appearance on Driven, taking advantage of Cassie Charisma.

Tiger: But Cassie Charisma is not one to take such an attack lying down, she wants Nox Bones one on one, will that pride come back to bite her?

[A graphic displays highlighting J.J. Carter versus Brother Shabazz in a loser leaves cWo match.]

Nelson: Two long time friends and partners, now bitter enemies deciding this organization is not big enough for the two of them, and with some advice from Johnny Vandal, one must go.

Hart: A loser leaves cWo match! Someone's gonna have to pack up their things and leave after the big show!

Tiger: And while one person leaves the cWo, the doors open for someone else, namely Tony Rios.

[A graphic displays Tony Rios versus Mac Johnson.]

Hart: Apparently buying a ticket to three shows in a row gets you a cWo contract!

Nelson: It's not that easy. Tony Rios takes on Mac Johnson at Summertime Bruise, no time limits, no five minute challenge, it's one on one, one fall to a finish, and if Rios can beat Mac Johnson then he'll be welcomed as a new cWo contracted competitor.

[A graphic then displays showcasing Jen Diamond versus Lana Lexington.]

Nelson: Lana Lexington has displayed that she has poor taste in men and Jen Diamond is looking to reel her back into the Women's division.

Tiger: She may have been wrestling men over the past month, but the men she's been facing don't come near to the challenge Jen Diamond poses over the daughter of Notorious JON.

[A graphic displays showcasing Mad Maddie versus Bellatrix Drake.]

Tiger: A busy night for the women of cWo as Bellatrix Drake gets another shot at Mad Maddie and with the assistance of Jen Diamond, Bellatrix Drake looks to have stepped up her game.

Nelson: A pinfall victory just earlier today on Mad Maddie, if she wasn't worried about losing her Title before, she's gotta have doubts now.

Tiger: And here's a big match for ya...

[A graphic highlights Andrew Phillips versus Barrett Hawk.]

Tiger: Tony Awesome made it official, and hopefully Andrew Phillips shows up for this one.

Nelson: Barrett Hawk in one of the biggest matches of his career. He goes one on one against Andrew Phillips, and personal as this one is, we still don't know why Andrew Phillips has been tormenting Barrett Hawk these past weeks.

Tiger: I don't expect this match to make his reasons any clearer, I'm not even going into this one expecting a match, I'm expecting a fight. This isn't competition here.

[Notorious JON versus Chazz Mendel is highlighted.]

Nelson: A challenge has been made and accepted backstage earlier today. Notorious JON is tired of Chazz Mendel seeking out his personal heroes to slander his latest endeavor, the band Face Turn. Notorious JON seeks redemption via pinfall or submission.

Tiger: Two of cWo's biggest stars in one ring.

Nelson: One would expect Victor Emmit to be there in Jon's corner, if it weren't for the fact that he's got an important match of his own.

[A graphic highlights Devon Dice versus Victor Emmit for the United States Championship.]

Nelson: Victor Emmit will take on Devon Dice but this one's for more than a Title.

Tiger: Victor Emmit put former Champion Muru on the injured list, and his influence has put Notorious JON through a midlife crisis. Victor Emmit's presence has definitely been felt on Devon Dice and it all comes to a head at Summertime Bruise.

Nelson: And then of course...the main event.

[Mike Logan versus Johnny Serious for the World Heavyweight Championship is highlighted.]

Nelson: Tony Awesome is content on having this match take place, there's been controversy over Johnny Serious' condition, but as far as Summertime Bruise goes, the contract is signed, and right now the match is a go.

Tiger: It's a hard match to predict, we don't know how Johnny Serious is really feeling.

Nelson: Nobody knows but him, but I'm gonna have to cast objectivity aside and hope that he's got it in him to retain the gold. But let's take it to the ring to Mic Benson for tonight's main event

DING DING DING

Benson: The following contest is our main event! And is scheduled for one fall!

["Dr. Feelgood" hits the PA system. Tito Barnes comes out with Victor Emmit at his side, the two excitedly converse with each other on the way down.]

Benson: Entering the ring first, being accompanied by Victor Emmit. Weighing in at two hundred and forty six pounds. From Vancouver, British Columbia...Titoooooo Barnes!

Nelson: Well this match should be a worthwhile warm up for United States Champion Devon Dice as Tito Barnes makes his way down the aisle.

Hart: This isn't just a warm up for Devon Dice. This match is the equivalent of Tito Barnes sticking his toes in the water at Miami Beach and telling Victor Emmit the water's fine. Tito's gonna walk all over Devon Dice, and after Summertime Bruise Victor and Tito will be swimming in United States Championship gold!

[Tito is in the ring as Victor continues psyching him up for the challenge ahead, when Clutch's "Electric Worry" hits the PA system to loud approval of the audience. Dice makes his appearance as he comes down the aisle excitedly with the US Title around his waist.]

Benson: And his opponent, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, and hailing from Atlantic City, New Jersey...Devooooooon Dice!

Tiger: There's gonna be a lot to take out of the result of this match. If Tito is able to get one over on Devon Dice, then that could hang a dark cloud over the US Champion mentally going into Summertime Bruise, however if Devon Dice gets the win, that's just more of a boost to the confidence of the proud fighting Champion.

Nelson: One of the reasons a lot of people refer to professional wrestling as human chess. The mental aspect is almost as important as the physical.

Hart: Which is why Victor Emmit is destined for US Title greatness, he's smarter than Devon Dice, he's faster, and backstage he can play half of Stairway to Heaven on guitar, believe me, I heard it.

Nelson: Oh, well then, I'm convinced. Great analasys Robbie.

Hart: Just putting it in perspective for the folks at home.

DING DING DING

[Immediately following the bell Tito charges in on Dice. Dice, near the corner dodges a sledgehammer attack which causes Tito to barrell chest first into the turnbuckle.]

Nelson: Whoa! And this one's off with a bang!

[Tito turns to face Dice, who assaults him with right hands.]

Nelson: And a series of rights from the United States Champion!

Hart: Get out of there Tito!

[Dice backs up, as he gestures to Tito to bring it on. Tito charges after him again, but Dice cuts him off with a clothesline.]

Nelson: And Tito is down on the mat.

[Dice goes for a quick cover, but Tito shrugs him off before a count can be made.]

Tiger: An explosive start for Devon Dice!

Nelson: We'll have to see if he can keep this up.

[Dice assists Tito to his feet, as he goes for an irish whip, but Tito reverses.]

Nelson: Irish whip reversed.

[Dice goes into the ropes, when Victor makes a grab for Dice's legs, Dice dodges, however, and finds himself distracted by Victor's attempt. Referee Aaron Blake reprimands Victor Emmit as Dice inaudibly shares words with Emmit as well.]

Nelson: Didn't take long for Victor Emmit to make his presence felt.

Hart: He's just testing Dice that's all.

Nelson: I think Victor should wait for Summertime Bruise.

[Tito then takes the opportunity to hit a double axehandle against the back of Dice, knocking him down to his knees.]

Tiger: Well it looks like Victor accomplished what he wanted.

[Tito continues his assault, stomping frantically at the body of Dice.]

Hart: Should know better than to turn your back on Tito!

Tiger: Former Tag Team Champion, I wouldn't turn my back on him either.

[Tito presses his boot against the neck of the downed Devon Dice, using the ropes for added pressure. Aaron Blake begins a five count.]

Tiger: Although we don't see Tito in the ring very often these days, ring rust could become a factor.

[Tito relinquishes the choke at the count of four. Tito then begins bringing Devon Dice to his feet.]

Hart: Well it doesn't look like ring rust is gonna be a problem for Tito Barnes! He's kickin' Devon Dice to the curb!

[Tito backs Devon Dice into the corner, delivering hard repeated back elbows to the side of Dice's head.]

Nelson: The distraction by Victor Emmit is paying dividends for Tito right now.

Hart: It's just a shame that Title's not on the line, that would take Devon Dice off of Summertime Bruise all together! While we're all sipping on pina coladas in the sun he'd be left at home in Atlantic City paying to watch us!

Nelson: Well unfortunately for you that's not the case. And unfortunate for Tito this match can turn around in an instant when Devon Dice is involved.

[Tito pulls Dice from the corner, setting him up for a vertical suplex.]

Hart: Well it hasn't turned around yet, and Dice isn't getting any fresher!

Nelson: Vertical suplex executed by Tito Barnes.

[Tito floats over for the pin.]

Nelson: Will that be it?

ONE

TWO

Nelson: No, not quite.

[Cameras quickly show Victor Emmit, who smiles, doesn't seem to mind the two count.]

Tiger: Victor's liking what he sees.

Hart: How can he not?

[Tito sits up, and looks at Victor Emmit. He gestures to him that he's gonna finish the job as he gets to his feet.]

Hart: Tito's about to wrap this one up!

[Tito brings Dice to his feet, and lifts him up over his shoulder in position for his finishing running powerslam.]

Nelson: Wait a minute!

[Dice shows signs of resistance, desperately squirming out of the hold. He squirms out, landing on his feet behind Tito.]

Nelson: He breaks loose!

[Tito swings a right hand back but Dice dodges it, and hooks Tito in for a Hard Eight.]

Nelson: Hard Eight!

Hart: Uh uh!

[Tito knees Dice in the midsection and goes for an irish whip.]

Nelson: Tito puts on the breaks, now with the irish whip!...

[Dice on the rebound dodges a clothesline from Tito.]

Nelson: Misses the clothesline!...

[As Tito turns to face an oncoming Dice, Dice takes him to the mat with a crossbody.]

Nelson: Crossbody!

ONE

Nelson: Nearly a two count!

[Tito rolls back, clutching Dice who was previously on top of him, using his strength he gets to his feet, hoisting Dice up in position for a press slam.]

Hart: Whoa look at this!

[Tito then hoists Dice again over his shoulder.]

Hart: He's gonna do it this time!

[Tito turns to face the center of the ring, but Dice again squirms out of it. He lands behind Tito and pushes him chest first into the turnbuckle.]

Nelson: No he isn't!

[Tito quickly turns around and tries to take him out with a big haymaker, but Dice dodges it, and hooks him in for a Hard Eight.]

Hart: Wait a minute, noooo!

Nelson: Hard Eight!

[Quickly, Dice slams him down.]

Nelson: He hits it!

Tiger: That should be it right there!

[Dice goes for the pin.]

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

["Electric Worry" hits the PA system as the fans cheer in approval.]

Nelson: Yes! Dice wins!

Hart: What a lucky break!

Benson: The winner of this match by pinfall. Devooooon Dice!

[Dice celebrates his victory as a short glimpse of Victor Emmit shaking his head in disapproval and walking around the ring is seen.]

Nelson: Devon Dice's passes his final test before defending his United States Championship against Victor Emmit at Summertime Bruise!

Tiger: It's not gonna be an easy night for either man. Victor Emmit has a lot of tricks up his sleeve and Devon Dice doesn't know the word quit.

Nelson: It should be a great match.

[Suddenly Victor Emmit is seen in the ring with Dice's US Championship in tow.]

Nelson: Hang on...

[Dice turns around at the last minute to see Victor Emmit, who has the wherewithal to dodge the attack.]

Nelson: Victor Emmit with the sneak attack!

[Emmit turns to Dice, who hooks him in, and slams him down with a Hard Eight.]

Nelson: Victor Emmit tries to jump Dice from behind and gets the Hard Eight for his trouble!

Tiger: There's a preview of Summertime Bruise for you!

[Devon Dice picks up his US Title and holds it up to the crowd. A worn out Tito looks over Victor Emmit as Devon Dice makes his exit.]

Hart: No way Devon Dice could be so lucky...

Nelson: Summertime Bruise might be a different story, but tonight, the house won...

[The lights go out and turn a cherry shade of red as we hear "The Stroke" by Billy Squire play over the P.A. system.]

Nelson: Wait a minute...Do we have time for this?

Hart: The suits better make time for Mike Logan!

Nelson: Well folks we're gonna stick with this as well as we can, but we're pushing our scheduled broadcast time here.

[Mike Logan comes strutting out to the ring with his old Hamilton Tiger-Cats #55 jersey and a pair of faded blue jeans as the crowd immediately boos and pelts him with garbage as he saunters down the ramp.]

Nelson: Mike Logan just HAD to grace us with his presence tonight...

Tiger: I'll alert the F.C.C. again.

Hart: This is no way for these fans to treat a Canadian Football League star!

[We see a fan in the front row throw an unopened beer can at Mike, who catches it with his bare hand and lunges toward the fan who threw it before spitting at him and hitting a teenage girl instead. The girl's mother slaps Mike Logan as Logan grabs her wrist and spits at her too before walking into the ring with the fans chanting "F**K YOU LO-GAN!" as loud as they possibly can as Logan takes the microphone he waits for a moment and just sneers at the crowd before starting his speech.]

Mike Logan: Good to see they let the mentally retarded breed here in this God-forsaken s**t-hole! Now, if you don't mind... can you people kindly sit down and SHUT. THE F**K. UP?

Nelson: This is already starting off ugly...

Mike Logan: You people can boo me, pelt me with batteries, garbage, lit firecrackers, or whatever the hell you autistic morons do for fun, but the fact is at "Summertime Bruise", once I stand in the ring victorious over that poster-child for abortion Johnny Serious, you morons won't have a damn choice but to recognize that finally, "The Reflection Of Perfection", "The Number One Selection", "The Sexual Intellectual", Mike... "I've been across this country, up and down, with women that were white, black, yellow, and brown, and if it wasn't for the miracle of contraception, I'd have forty-seven bastard children in this town..."... LOGAN... is the best god damned wrestler to ever grace a wrestling ring.

[The fans erupt into another "F**K YOU LO-GAN!" chant at this point.]

Mike Logan: You know something? I'm feeling up for kicking some white-trash ass tonight and since you people hate me so damn much, why don't all you closet homosexuals that chant this crap at me come on down here? That is, if any of you have the balls to!

[Fans all over the place are trying to jump over the railing at that remark as security is going nuts. Mike Logan has his attention diverted toward a fan wearing a World of Warcraft shirt mouthing off at Logan.]

Mike Logan: Why don't you try your luck, you pathetic virgin? Maybe for the only time in your life, you might get some p***y by taking down the baddest dog in this yard! Come on, you dorky mother-fu-

[Just then, a fan in a hooded sweatshirt jumps over the railing and cracks Logan in between the shoulder-blades with a lead pipe. As the man lifts up his hooded sweatshirt, it's revealed to be Johnny Serious as the fans erupt louder than ever before.]

Johnny Serious: Hey Logan! Looks like the score's been settled. You got me with my back turned and now I got you! At "Summertime Bruise"... there's only one way to settle it... you... me... "First Blood" match! I'll bring the pain, all you have to do is show up, Mikey-boy!

[Johnny Serious leaves the ring and walks to the back as Logan is still dazed from the sneak attack.]

Tiger: Well, I guess we can say turn-about is fair play!

Hart: Mike Logan was totally innocent. How dare Johnny Serious hit him from behind!

Nelson: First blood! I can't believe it!

Tiger: When it finally sinks in I don't think Logan will either!

Nelson: Thank you for watching tonight folks, we're way out of time here! We'll see you at Summertime Bruise!