[We see Johnny Serious hitting Got Serious'd on Mike Logan which shatters the screen and takes us to ringside. The camera pans around the Civic Center in Peoria, IL as fireworks go off from the ceiling shooting towards the stage. The stage alights on both sides, then fireworks erupt from both sides of the cWo tron. The camera then focuses on the crowd scanning quickly through excited fans. The camera then focuses on Joel Nelson, Peter Tiger and Robbie Hart seated at the announce position.]

Nelson: Three days, count 'em. Three days from what should be an incredible as usual offering from the cWo known as Will, of a Warrior! There's no time to count the days as we're live, we're "Driven", and we're ready to go! I'm Joel Nelson, with fellow broadcasters Peter Tiger and Robbie Hart.

Tiger: And for those watching at home, Will of a Warrior might be pay per view, but make no mistake, tonight's show is free, and you're in for a bargain because in it's entirety, we're gonna see the first time number one contenders Muru and Johnny Serious have ever faced off in a cWo ring little over two years ago at Veneration '07.

Nelson: It was the match that made us believe Johnny Serious and Muru would turn into the stars that they are today. And yes, we will be watching that in its entirety tonight.

Dixon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...introducing first weighing two hundred and ten pounds, from Allen Park, Michigan...Ryan Shane!!!!

[The intro to “Right Now” by Van Halen begins to play throughout the arena. The entrance ramp is dimly lit as the figure of Ryan Shane makes his way out. The intro to the song then cuts to the chorus and pyro goes off. Amber Lynn makes her way onto the ramp and her and Shane continue on their way to the ring as the fans erupt in a chorus of boos. As they get to the ring he jumps onto the apron while she climbs the steps. He opens the ropes for her and then enters the ring. He raises his hands into the air while she poses for the crowd]

Nelson: Ryan Shane is out here to take on a yet unnamed opponent.

Tiger: Shane was a little shaky in his debut last week but ultimately picked up the victory.

Hart: The guy was practically jumped! I think all of your questions will be answered tonight.

Nelson: Do you know which member of the cWo roster is answering the challenge Robbie?

Hart: I may or may not, but I would never tell you Joel.

[Inside the ring Shane's music dies down and he awaits his opponent]

Dixon: And his opponent...

[The fans get on their feet to see who is going to make their way down to the ring]

Tiger: I don't see anyone coming...

Dixon: And his opponent...

[Still no one is making their way down the ramp]

Nelson: I don't think anyone is coming out...

Hart: They must know better

[Amber Lynn walks over to Dixon and grabs the microphone away from her]

Lynn: Just as we thought! There is no one on the cWo roster willing to step in the ring with Ryan Shane. I can't say that I blame them. You are all looking at the best young wrestling in the world!

[The fans show their disagreement with a round of boos]

Nelson: That is a matter of opinion.

Hart: You can't disprove it Joel!

Tiger: He hasn't quite proven it to be true yet either Robbie.

[Inside of the ring Shane takes the microphone from Amber]

Shane: Last week all I did was make a simple request. I wanted to face someone on the cWo roster to prove myself to all of you. All I was given was some nobody who didn't even belong in the ring with me. That is why I made a challenge to anyone on the roster to come out here and face me tonight, and no one was man enough to accept. To me that just shows the sad state of the cWo. The top talent in the wrestling business? That is a joke!

[Another round of boos]

Nelson: Shane still questioning the talent level of cWo. I can't believe it.

Tiger: Just because no one came out here tonight doesn't mean they are afraid of Ryan Shane.

Hart: It sure looks like it Peter. I mean you would think they would stick up for themselves.

Shane: I knew nobody would show up here so earlier today I barged into the office of Tony Awesome and said go ahead and sign me up for the “Lord of Punishment” tournament, so I could face some of the best. That request was denied! So what am I supposed to do now? I will tell you. Next week I am making the same challenge. If the result is the same as tonight then I will take matters into my own hands.

Tiger: What could that mean?

Shane: If no one wants to face me, I will give them no choice. I will lurk in the back and I will attack your heroes and your champions. Just give me my damn chance!

Nelson: Sees a bit unnecessary!

Hart: He is a man of action, I like that.

[Shane drops the microphone and exits the ring as his music plays. He and Amber head to the back and Shane looks aggravated at the situation]

Nelson: Looks like Shane will be back out next week. I fully expect someone on the cWo roster to put this young man in his place.

Tiger: So do I Joel. The guys in the back aren't going to keep putting up with this.

Hart: I hope someone does come out next week. Will be nice to see who would be that foolish.

[Backstage, Jason Duran stands with a microphone in his hand, as he stands next to a straight faced Victor Emmit, sitting on a bench in the locker room with round purple sunglasses, shirtless wearing an open buttoned shirt, and blue jeans.]

Duran: This is Jason Duran backstage with Victor Emmit, who tonight will go one on one against Devon Dice. Victor, I suppose you can call this the final stop in what you called last week your "farewell tour". Is this really it for you?

Emmit: ...

Duran: I've noticed coming in here that Jon, Tito and Reggie are nowhere in sight. What's the deal Vic?

[Victor slowly takes off his sunglasses as he shoots a serious look at Duran.]

Emmit: The only "deal" around here is to be done between me and Mr. Lazenby at Lazer Sharp Records. Yes, my band might not be by my side tonight, but Face Turn is a machine in which every cog and every wheel is just as effective and powerful as its entire being. Like Robert Plant from Zeppelin, or Gene, Paul, Tommy and Eric in KISS, there are times where we need to ride together, and times we need to go solo. Tonight I'm going solo. Tonight these people realize that they've taken Victor Emmit for granted. I beat Johnny Serious last week, and I'm gonna beat Devon Dice tonight, in a farewell tour so spectacular it will make Ozzy Osbourne wish he stopped at No More Tears. I'm gonna mess Devon Dice up, then Jon's gonna clean him out at Will of a Warrior, and then the next time you see our faces we'll be pissing on Devon Dice's United States Championship on the cover of the Rolling Stone...

[We then fade to the live audience.]

Hart: Wow. Have you ever seen Victor Emmit like that before?

Nelson: Perhaps a little more soft spoken but his ego, obnoxiousness and his entitlement remains the same. But let's change the subject to the main event of this Sunday's Will of a Warrior, where Muru and Johnny Serious go up against Mike Logan in a triple threat match.

Tiger: Yes, Mike Logan's World Title is in more jeopardy now that it ever was, and a lot of people already see Mike Logan's reign as Champion as controversial and underhanded, but if anyone can rival Logan's reign in terms of scheming and underhandedness it's Nick Dangerous.

Nelson: Claiming to be dealing with a severe leg injury, World Champion at the time Nick Dangerous was said to be in no condition to defend his Title so he had his then cohort Johnny Serious do him a huge favor in defending Nick's own Championship on his behalf with the promise of a Title shot in return.

Tiger: And the rest is history. Let's take a look at Muru's first World Championship opportunity taking on Johnny Serious in the main event of Veneration '07!

Dixon: The Following match is scheduled for One Fall. It is our MAIN EVENT and is for the cWo WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!!!! Making his way out to the ring, From Allen Park Michigan and weighing in at 225 pounds, THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH, MUUUUUUUUUU-RUUUUUUUUUUUUU

["The Greatest Show On Earth" by Hot Asian Chick begins to play. Up on the screens a picture of the earth is seen. The pyro goes off and the earth explodes. Muru then walks out and makes his way down the ramp to the ring. He stops to slap a few hands along the way and then slides into the ring.]

Wilden: It's so great to see this talented star coming out again instead of ring announcing...Look how happy he is just to be getting this shot and he is letting all his fans know that he appreciates every single one of them.

Hart: Oh you make me sick sometimes.

Donna Dixon: Making his way to the ring first, from Hollywood, California and weighing in at 245 lbs, defending the cWo World Title, JOOOOOOHHHHNNNNNNYYYYYY SEEEEERRRRRRIIIIIOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSSSS

[The lights go our as the Voice of Johnny Serious comes over the sound system and says "Are You SERIOUS." An orange light turns on in the arena as the song "You Can't Be Serious" by Classified plays. Johnny Serious makes his way out to the ring with Evette (his manager and Valet) close behind. He is wearing the cWo World Championship around his waist. He enters the ring, goes to a corner and climbs the turnbuckle, takes off the World Title and holds it in the air as he shrugs his shoulders and gives a cocky smile. The regular house lights come back on as Nick Dangerous on crutches and John Pilchard make their way down to ringside. ]

Wilden: There is no need for these two men down at ringside. Johnny Serious can defend this title on his own, he doesn't need these two clowns.

Hart: Watch what you say, Nick Dangerous is still the current cWo World Champion.

Wilden: Not if Muru has anything to say about it.

[Johnny Serious gives Nick Dangerous a cold stare as Muru keeps his attention focused on Johnny Serious]

Wilden: Look at Johnny's eyes Robbie.

Hart: Those are eyes of distrust Lance, and Johnny better be careful...if he loses this match, he is going to have one huge price to pay to Nick Dangerous.

Wilden: Judging by the the look Johnny is giving Nick Dangerous, I don't think Johnny gives a damn!!!!!!

DING DING DING

Wilden: And this match is under way and these fans are going crazy!

[Johnny Serious and Muru circle each other in the ring. The two lock up]

Wilden: And Serious just throws Muru down to the mat but Muru back up quickly and shakes himself off.

Hart: Serious just showing off his strength as the World Champion Nick Dangerous looks to be happy on the outside.

[Serious and Muru Lock-Up again, this time Serious shoves Muru into the corner and delivers a hard over hand Chop to the Chest]

Wilden: OOOHHHH we heard that one folks...

Hart: Muru's chest will be red for days after that.

Wilden: Serious isn't done just yet.

[Serious delivers several more hard chops to the chest]

Wilden: This may be the hardest we have seen Johnny attack his opponent. This is a very angry man in the ring and he is taking it out on Muru!

[Serious gives Muru a nasty Back Rake as Muru goes to the ground. Serious walks over to the ropes and points at Nick Dangerous!]

Hart: The Back Rake, still one of the toughest moves in this business!!!!!

Wilden: Serious looks as though he is trying to send Dangerous and Pilchard backstage.

Hart: Not going to happen. There is too much at stake for the World Champion.

Wilden: Did you notice that Evette is not standing with the World Champion.

Hart: Nick has to concentrate on the match, he doesn't need Evette in his way.

[Nick Dangerous takes one of his crutches and tosses it in the ring to Johnny Serious]

Wilden: Wait a minute...don't tell me SERIOUS is going to use the crutch.

[Serious turns towards Muru has his back turned to Serious. The ref gives Johnny a warning not to use the crutch. Johnny then turns back towards Dangerous and...]

Wilden: He just broke the crutch in half over his leg....Serious now tosses the two pieces of the crutch back at Dangerous as the fans erupt in cheers. The Champion looks stunned right now.

Hart: Johnny is an idiot...he had a chance to knock Muru right out of this...

Wilden: And receive a Disqualification...

Hart: Doesn't matter, title doesn't change hands with a DQ...

[Johnny walks towards Muru, picks him up and......]

WIlden: A scoop slam by Serious and Muru is down.

[Serious goes for the pin but Muru grabs him and rolls over for a pin]

ONE

TW......

Wilden: Serious kicks out and boy we almost had ourselves a new World Champion and did you see the look on Nick's face!

Hart: There is no worry from Nick, he has put his trust into Johnny Serious.

[Serious back up and locks up with Muru again.]

Wilden: Muru is not going to go down without a fight and he is so quick that sometimes he can avoid a huge offensive move from his opponent.

[Serious with an Irish Whip to Muru]

Hart: Muru is just over-matched tonight.

[Muru Bounses off the ropes and....]

Wilden: Muru with the cross-body Block, sending SERIOUS down into a pin.

ONE

TW.....

Wilden: And Serious kicks out again, but for the second time, Nick Dangerous was on edge.

Hart: Lucky move Lance...truth is, Muru does not have what it takes to be a champion.

[SERIOUS still down, Muru up quickly, bounces off the ropes and hits a running leg drop on SERIOUS.]

Wilden: Muru getting a bunch of offense in right now.

[Muru now goes up to the top rope as Serious stumbles to get up and...]

Wilden: Muru with a drop kick off the top rope!!!!! And Serious is down and he rolls out of the ring.

[Muru gets up and quickly turns his attention to Nick Dangerous as Evette runs over to Johnny Serious on the outside.Dangerous with crutch in hand jumps on the ring apron]

Wilden: Muru and Dangerous now having words as Pilchard tries to sneak in the ring but Muru has turns his head towards Pilchard and now NICK DANGEROUS GOES TO SWING HIS CRUTCH AT MURU BUT MURU CATCHES IT!!!!!!!!

Hart: This is terrible, Nick Dangerous is an injured man, give him back that crutch!

Wilden: AND NOW MURU WITH CRUTCH IN HAND...HE SNAPS THE CRUTCH IN HALF AND TOSSES IT AT NICK DANGEROUS!!!!!! AND NOW PILCHARD RUNS OVER TO DANGEROUS TO HELP HIM OFF THE APRON....

[ANDREW FIASCO MAKES HIS WAY OUT ON THE ENTRANCE RAMP]

Andrew Fiasco: Whoa whoa whoa whoa....hold this match!!!!!!

Hart: What the hell is he doing out here?

[Everyone at Ringside turns their head over to Fiasco]

Fiasco: Nick Dangerous, John Pilchard, You two are banned from ringside.....

[The fans cheer as Nick Dangerous screams in anger]

Fiasco; If you two come close to ringside, Johnny Serious will be disqualified!!!!!!!!

[Nick Dangerous puts a smile on his face!]

Fiasco: And the new stipulation for this match is....the title can and will change hands with a DISQUALIFICATION!!!!!!!

[The fans all cheer as Nick Dangerous goes crazy!]

Hart: What an unfair advantage!!!!!!

Wilden: As the fans cheer, Dangerous is going crazy but Pilchard is doing his best to calm the Champion down as he helps Dangerous to the backstage area...

[As Dangerous and Pilchard exit ringside, The Ref signals for the match to continue. SERIOUS enters the ring and he and Muru Lock hands again.]

Wilden: Serious breaks the hold and begins to deliver a set of right handed punches to the head of Muru! He then tosses Muru to the ropes]

[Muru bounces off the ropes and....]

Wilden: Muru runs right into a choke slam and now Serious down for the pin!

Hart: I told you, SERIOUS is just too good for Muru!

ONE

TWO

THR.....

Wilden: And Muru kicks out to the delight of the fans! But SERIOUS quickly picks Muru up by the hair....

Hart: Muru may have kicked out but he is getting tired...which shows that he just doesn't have what it takes....I think Donna Dixon could put up a better fight!!!!

Wilden: Serious with a Belly to Belly suplex into a pin...

ONE

TWO

TH....

Wilden: And Muru kicks out....

[Serious, a bit annoyed at the count, walks over to Muru's legs and]

Wilden: That's the Bad Investment...Serious has put MURU into the BAD INVESTMENT, A MOVE TAUGHT BY SERIOUS'S OLD MENTOR, MR. RICH!!!!!

Hart: This is over, give Nick his title back, and lets head out of Las Vegas! This city smells of cheap prostitutes anyways!

[The ref is down asking if Muru submits]

Wilden: Muru shaking his head now as he is fighting off the pain.

Hart: Just give up all ready!!!!

Wilden: Muru still has some fight left in him after all...

Hart: Don't let him get near the ropes!!!!!

Wilden: Muru crawling towards the rope...he....he.....he....MURU has grabbed the ropes and now the ref signals for SERIOUS to break the hold!

Hart: You have got to be kidding me!

Wilden:No I'm not...this match will go on Robbie...you know, the last time these two faced each other was back in April of last year and believe me, these two have come a far way since last April.

[Serious is talking to the ref questioning the call as Muru sneaks up from behind and rolls SERIOUS up in a pin....]

ONE

TW....

Wilden: Serious kicks out...and Serious quick to his feet as Muru struggles a bit...

[Serious sends Muru into the turnbuckles and then runs towards him with and elbow but...]

Wilden: Muru dodges the elbow and...HITS A JAWBREAKER on SERIOUS, SERIOUS is down....

Hart: Come on Johnny...GET SERIOUS ALL READY!!!!!!

Wilden: And now MURU WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT AND LANDS ON SERIOUS WITH THE PIN...THIS COULD BE IT FOLKS....

ONE

TWO

THR....

Hart: Thank god SERIOUS KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!

Wilden: It was a close one as we almost saw a new champion!!!!!!!

[SERIOUS rolls out of the ring to his feet to try and grab a kick time out and catch his breath, but Muru, not wasting any time, runs and dives over the top ropes and knocks SERIOUS DOWN!]

Wilden: WOW!!!!! What a move by MURU, boy can he FLY!!!!!! This match now on the outside as the two roll around, punching each other...it's a straight up brawl!!!!! Interesting to see the ref not counting for a count-out, like everyone else, he wants to see a clear winner!

[Muru up first, picks Serious up by the hair and slams his head on the steel chairs!]

Hart: Those stairs are an illegal foreign object, MURU SHOULD BE DQ'd!!!!

Wilden: Stop it...the stairs are used in many matches...

Hart: Doesn't make it right Lance, does it?

[Muru Irish Whips SERIOUS into the Barricade as fans grab and slap Johnny Serious on the back!]

Wilden: This is the first time we have seen Muru on the offense as now Serious is getting himself backed into a corner here...

Hart: Big deal, you can't get a pin on the outside!

Wilden: Serious is obviously hurting....as MURU JUST DELIVERS ANOTHER DROP KICK ON THE OUTSIDE....SERIOUS IS DOWN!!!!!!!!!

Hart: Can't we get a count-out or something?

[Muru picks Serious up, slams his head on the announcers table and then places Serious onto the table...]

Hart: Come on...He's knocking my stuff all around the table!!!!

Wilden: What is Muru doing?

Hart: Being an idiot...probably could have this thing won, but instead, he has to try to play with the big boys!!!!!

[Muru climbs back into the ring and then climbs to the top topes...MURU LEAPS OFF THE ROPES AND....]

Wilden: MURUSPLASH TO SERIOUS THROUGH OUR TABLE AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!!!!!

CROWD: HOLY SH*T, HOLY SH*T, HOLY SH*T, HOLY SH*T!!!!!

Hart: He should have tossed Serious into the ring but the moron tried to be a show off!!!!!!

Wilden: Good point in tossing Serious in the ring, but I will tell you one thing, this is going to be a match remembered by all of Muru's fans!

Hart: What fans?

Wilden: These two men are still down and there comes a point where the ref has to decide whether he wants to stop this match or not.

[Muru finally coming to and gets to his feet, and picks Serious up...]

Wilden: Didn't notice this before but Serious has some blood on his forehead, must be from the stairs earlier in the match....

Hart: Whatever...

[Muru goes to toss Serious in the ring but SERIOUS counters with an elbow into Muru's chest]

Wilden: And Serious rolls into the ring and works hard to get to his feet....and now Muru enters the ring and the two men begin to trade punch for punch!!!!!!

[Serious throws one punch that sends Muru into the ropes and as he bounces back....]

Wilden: MURU JUST GOT SERIOUS'D!!!!!!!!!!

Hart: This match is over...

[Both men go down as Serious rolls over to his back and lays motionless]

Hart: What are you doing SERIOUS....GET SERIOUS AND PIN THIS CHUMP AND GET IT OVER WITH!!!!!!

Wilden: Both Men down as The ref begins the ten count!

ONE

TWO

THREE

WIlden: Neither one of them are moving right now, I think for Johnny's sake, the Murusplash through the table may have been too much!

FOUR

FIVE

Hart: Nonsense...just shows you that neither one of these men are Championship material...and here I thought I had a lot of condifence in SERIOUS!

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

Wilden: These two men put a lot into tonight's match Robbie, and you have to respect that...

NINE

Hart: I don't have to respect anything...all I know is that at least Nick Dangerous will keep his title....

TE.....

Wilden: AND JOHNNY SERIOUS WITH THE KICK UP RIGHT BEFORE THE TEN COUNT AND THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!!!

Hart: I knew you had it in you JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!

[Serious goes for the pin on Muru]

ONE

TWO

THRE........

Wilden: And Muru kicks out!!!!!!

Hart: What the Fu....?

Wilden: LALALA WOW this match continues....and look at the surprised look on Johnny's face!!!!!!

[Serious shows 3 fingers to the ref but the ref shakes his head NO as the crowd is going wild for this match. Serious picks Muru up and Irish Whips him into the ropes.]

Wilden: Both of these men want this victory!

[Muru bounces off the ropes and goes for another Cross Body Block but...]

Wilden: Serious catches him and....It's THE SERIOUS SLAM!!!!!!!!! Serious with the cover...

ONE

TWO

THRE....

Wilden: And once again, Muru kicks out....

[Serious picks up Muru and goes for the Got SERIOUS'd]

Wilden: And MURU COUNTERS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE CHEST...MURU THEN SENDS SERIOUS INTO THE TURNBUCKLES...

Hart: how long is this match, IONS!!!!!

[Muru goes for a clothesline but Serious Dodges as Muru hits the turnbuckles bouncing back several steps and....]

Wilden: MURU JUST GOT SERIOUS'D AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Serious with the pin cover]

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

Wilden: And JOHNNY SERIOUS HAS JUST SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED THE cWo WORLD TITLE!!!!!!

Hart: Thank God for Nick Dangerous.....

Donna Dixon: Here is your winner, and successful DEFENDER of the cWo WORLD TITLE, JOOOOOOHHHHHNNNNNYYYYYY SEEEEEERRRRRIIIIIOOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Donna raises Johnny's hand in victory as the ref hands Johnny the cWo World Title....]

Hart: I hope this doesn't go to Johnny's head, Nick Dangerous is still the World Champion....

Wilden: Not tonight Robbie, Tonight, for argument's sake, Johnny Serious is the champion!!!!!

[Johnny grabs the title, walks over to a ring corner, climbs the turnbuckle and lifts the title in the air with both arms....]

Wilden: And listen to these fans Robbie....they know that these two men just gave it their all....they are going home satisfied....

Hart: More importantly, Nick Dangerous is still the World Champion Lance, and there is nothing Andrew Fiasco can do about it....

Wilden: What a night folks....Chazz Mendel is crowned the king in the Path Of Kings tournament and earns his title shot and Johnny Serious successfully defends the cWo World Title against a great challenger in Muru....We couldn't have asked for a better VENERATION then the one we got tonight!

Hart: I wasn’t that impressed!

Wilden: Ugh – anyway folks, we’re out of time for tonight – my name’s Lance Wilden and my partner here is Robbie Hart – we’ll see you next week!

[A final shot of Johnny Serious raising the World Title on a turnbuckle is seen as we go backstage to see Muru has watching the match on TV. The fans cheer for him and then let off another round of cheers when they see Johnny Serious enter the picture]

Serious: That was a great match wasn't it?

[Muru turns towards Johnny Serious.]

Muru: It was my first shot at a heavyweight title in cWo. If I could have beaten you I think things could have gone a lot differently for me.

Serious: That night man...that was one of my career highlights. My only regret is that I was wrestling, defending a champion title for a SERIOUS jerk!

Muru: Yeah it couldn't have been much fun playing second fiddle to Nick Dangerous.

Serious: I was still able to beat you.

Muru: I know, but that was then..

Serious: And this is now. I won a title of my own remember?

Muru: And you lost it...

Serious: In just a few days I plan on getting it back. And though my war is with Logan, well, your smack in the middle of the battle and that, I have to take SERIOUS.

Muru: I know you do Johnny, that's why I hate to break the news to you. I am walking out of Will of a Warrior as champion.

Serious: You can't be SERIOUS?

Muru: Guess we will have to wait and see

[Backstage we see Barrett Hawk talking to a cWo staffer backstage. After a moment, Hawk clenches his fists as he fumes at the sight of Jacob Baxter.]

Baxter: Is that the proper way to greet a mate, now? I thought all you southerners were supposed to be friendly and hospitable?

Hawk: I think you and I are past gettin' to know each other.

Baxter: On the contrary, Barrett. There’s a lot you’ve to learn about me - much, much, more. Of course, you’ll have to wait until Will of a Warrior to get to know me really well.

Hawk: You stick around and I might not wanna wait that long.

Baxter: Let’s not get all aggro now, mate! All I wanted was a moment to remind you to keep your eye on me match tonight because I’m dedicating it just to you. I’m well aware that neither of us are allowed to lay a hand on one another until Sunday…that is of course if you’ve had a change of heart.

[Baxter turns around, with his back facing Hawk, he continues.]

Baxter: You know you want to and it pains you that you can’t. Come on, mate. You know you can’t wait. You know you’re having second thoughts, so why don’t you just take a swipe?

[Hawk looks at the back of Baxter with a clear desire to take a shot at him. Baxter smirks as he takes the offer away from Hawk by walking away. We return to ringside with Nelson, Tiger and Hart.]

Nelson: Even on a restraining order decreed by Tony Awesome, Jacob Baxter looks for ways to irritate and aggrovate Barrett Hawk.

Hart: It's mind games Joel. It doesn't help that Barrett Hawk, well, he just makes it so easy!

Tiger: This Sunday we find out if the mind games and sneak attacks have been enough to give Jacob Baxter the edge when he takes on Barrett Hawk in their first official fight this Sunday.

Nelson: That and many other matches will take place at the event. That includes Women's Champion Bellatrix Drake taking on the wife of Mr. Rich and former Champion herself, Evette.

[A graphic highlights Bellatrix Drake versus Evette.]

Nelson: Evette became number one contender last month and this Sunday she comes to collect. It won't be an easy task but if successful we're looking at a two time Women's Champion.

Hart: As if she could look any better!

[A graphic highlights Johnny Vandal versus J.J. Carter.]

Nelson: Also, J.J. Carter taking on Johnny Vandal in a "do or die" match.

Tiger: cWo brass have eyes on Johnny Vandal and they're not branching out to give him a promotion, no...after a string of "Vandalizing" J.J. Carter over the last two months, the two have yet to go bell to bell against each other, and if Vandal doesn't comply...well, then it's adios!

[A graphic highlights Nox Bones versus Cassie Charisma in a hardcore match.]

Nelson: Then, I don't think a rivalry between any cWo women have been as personal as this.

Tiger: It's a family affair, Nox Bones viciously assaulted the sister of Cassie Charisma and put her in the hospital, and now with hardcore implications, Cassie looks to return the favor!

Nelson: It should be a wild one.

[A graphic highlights Jacob Baxter versus Barrett Hawk.]

Nelson: This match needs no explanation. Baxter has been tormenting Barrett Hawk all month since he made his return, it's clear these two want to fight face to face, but it's gonna have to wait. At Will of a Warrior there won't be any more games...

[A graphic highlights Mad Maddie versus Jen Diamond in a street fight.]

Tiger: And, Nox Bones and Cassie Charisma aren't the only two girls who like to scrap...

Nelson: This was just made official today. After the result of the last time these two vixens got in the ring, they're gonna have to do it again, but this time it's gonna be a street fight!

[A graphic highlights United States Champion Devon Dice versus Notorious JON.]

Nelson: This one's been waiting for a while. Devon Dice has spoken on the behalf of cWo fans worldwide as he's taken Notorious JON to task for his, let's say, midlife crisis. Putting his Championship on the line, Devon Dice invites Notorious JON to man up and do what earned him his legacy and compete.

Tiger: Does Notorious JON still have it? Or is will this be the final nail in the coffin for his wrestling career as he prepares for music superstardom?

[Finally a graphic highlights World Champion Mike Logan defending against Johnny Serious and Muru.]

Nelson: And finally, in his toughest test since winning the World Heavyweight Championship, and an incredibly tough test for any wrestler Mike Logan defends his gold against Muru and Johnny Serious in a triple threat match.

Tiger: Neither Muru or Johnny Serious can approve of Mike Logan as a World Champion, but both men also won't accept anyone winning but themselves. This match will easily captivate any cWo fan from the casuals to the hardcore....

[The lights in the arena dim. White lights begin to flash in throughout the arena as the intro to Oasis' "F***in' in the Bushes" plays. As the song kicks in Jacob Baxter emerges from behind the curtain.]

DING DING DING

Dixon: The following matchup is schedule for one fall! First making his way down the aisle weighing in at sixteen and one half stone from Sydenham, London, England…”The Beast of Sydenham” Jacob “The Bastard” Baxter!

Hart: That introduction sounded like a mouthful for Donna Dixon!

Nelson: Well, however you want to call him, Jacob Baxter is dangerous business especially within the confines of a cWo ring!

[He walks down the entrance way exchanging disgusted glances with both sides of the crowd, stopping at the end of entrance way to glance at the ring. Baxter waits outside the ring as Donna Dixon announce his opponent]

Tiger: From what I’ve seen of him on tape and the last couple weeks, I whole-heartedly agree. Just look at him! The man is indeed pretty beastly!

Dixon: And his opponent already in the ring, he weighs in at two-hundred and ten pounds from Aurora, Illinois…Wayne Algar!

Nelson: The Illinois native Algar sure will have his work cut out for him tonight.

Hart: He looks like a total putz if you ask him. He’s not worthy.

[Baxter slides into the ring and Algar jumps back. Baxter smiles as he gets to his feet]

DING DING DING

Nelson: Ever the gentleman, Algar could’ve used that moment to get the upper hand early.

Tiger: Yeah, but after what happened with Barrett Hawk last week, I don’t think anybody wants to try to step to Jacob Baxter. At least behind his back.

[Baxter charges at Algar with a forearm. Algar ducks it but upon turning around, he his hit with a lariat by Jacob Baxter that knocks him down]

Nelson: Baxter wastes no time taking down Wayne Algar!

Tiger: It’s been so long since he’s been in a match, he’s probably way excited.

[Baxter picks up Algar but quickly puts him back down with a cravate suplex]

Nelson: And there’s the “Aggro Drop”!

Hart: He’s making that kid look like a chump.

[Algar is yanked off the mat by his hair and tossed into the corner. Baxter mockingly dances for the crowd eliciting boos from them.]

Tiger: Who knew Baxter could cut a rug?

Hart: Even the toughest of men visit discotheques in Europe!

Nelson: I think Baxter is just telegraphing what’s to come! He charges with a forearm! Knife-edged chops to Algar’s chest! He’s relentless!

Tiger: Is this what I think it is?

Hart: Violence Party! Untsss! Untsss! Untsss!

[Baxter continues his Violence Party with more forearms and chops. As he slows down, he slaps Algar in the face. Baxter paces to the middle of the ring and slaps his thigh. He runs at Algar and connects with a Hooligan Kick!]

Nelson: The force of the Hooligan Kick by surprise is strong enough, but the impact from a stationary position? I’m amazed Algar didn’t get decapitated!

Tiger: I’m a little infatuated right now by this just amazing display of beastly force.

[Algar is down and out on the map. Baxter stands over him, pondering his next move. He looks out at the crowd who are clapping and rallying for a comeback from Algar. Baxter shakes his head in disgust. He picks up Algar with a handful of hair.]

Nelson: I think we’re nearing the end here.

Hart: I hope not! We just started!

Nelson: Have some heart, Hart!

Hart: Am I a bad person for missing Jacob Baxter’s antics?

Tiger: Looks like Baxter is setting Algar up now for a half-nelson…

Nelson: Bastardizer connects!

[Baxter covers for a lazy pin]

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING

Dixon: Your winner of the match…Jacob “The Bastard” Baxter!

[“F***in’ in the Bushes” blasts on the PA system as the referee holds Baxter’s arm high]

Tiger: Jacob Baxter showing us that he is back in full force.

Nelson: I understand making a strong showing, but completely destroying this kid seems unnecessary.

[The music cuts out as Baxter leaves the ring, he grabs a chair at ring side and comes back in the ring.]

Nelson: What the hell is he doing? Hasn’t he done enough?? Somebody needs to stop this!

[The referee tries to take it away from Baxter but Baxter threatens to swing it at him and the referee immediately leaves the ring. Baxter laughs. Algar has no idea what’s going on and is trying to get back up. Baxter plants a boot right to the back of Algar’s head and keeps him down on the mat. Baxter now sets the chair up in the ring]

Hart: You’re overreacting now. See, I think Baxter’s trying to help the kid and offering him a seat.

Tiger: Hah, let’s get real, Robbie!

[The Bastard brings Algar back up to his feet. He pulls Algar’s arm behind his head and gives him another Bastardizer onto the chair]

Nelson: Good Lord! This is just despicable now!

Tiger: That kid will not be feeling good in the morning!

[The crowd’s boos get even louder. Baxter maniacally laughs in the ring. He walks over and asks for a microphone as he tries to compose himself]

Baxter: Barret. Hawk. I hope you’re watching, mate. I hope you got a big eyeful of what just transpired here! This is just a little taste of what I have in store for you, of what I want to do to you! Sunday, mate. Don’t get scared now!

[Baxter lets out one last laugh before he drops the mic. He takes one more look at his fallen opponent before leaving the ring]

DING DING DING

Benson: The following contest is our main event And is scheduled for one fall!

[“Dr. Feelgood” by Motley Crue blasts and Victor Emmit makes his way to the ring. He makes a stern walk to the ring looking deceitfully towards the audience as he walks down the aisle.]

Benson: Entering the ring first, he weighs in at two hundred and twenty four pounds. From Vancouver, British Columbia. Victooooor Emmmmiiiiit!

Tiger: We're getting ready for our final match before Will of a Warrior and it looks like Victor Emmit is taking this match super seriously.

Nelson: If this is Victor Emmit's final match in cWo then he's gonna wanna go out with a bang. He glosses over his victory over Johnny Serious but let's be real here, that wasn't an earned victory.

Hart: Not an earned victory? It's not Victor's fault people wanna beat up Johnny Serious everywhere he goes!

Nelson: I understand there's not a lot he could've done about it, but his victory is nothing to go around bragging about!

Hart: It's guys like you that are why Victor Emmit's on his way out of here to begin with! I mean I don't wanna see Victor and Face Turn go, but I don't blame him for wanting to leave. They get no respect here in cWo!

Nelson: Well it's like they say, you don't just get respect, you have to earn it. If Victor wants the respect of his peers and our fans he's gonna have to do what he said he's gonna do and beat Devon Dice tonight.

[Clutch’s “Electric Worry” blasts and Devon Dice makes his way to the ring with the US title draped over his shoulder. Dice comes out electrified as the audience cheers.]

Benson: And now his opponent. Weighing in at Two hundred and twenty one pounds, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, he is the United States Champion! Devon Dice!

Tiger: While Victor Emmit has his own intentions with this match there's no doubt that this is an important match for Devon Dice as well. Dice has been making statements left and right getting the best of Face Turn and he's gonna want to continue that.

Nelson: Indeed he will, Devon Dice and Victor Emmit are no stranger to each other. Victor has challenged for his Championship on several occasions and-oh!

[As Devon Dice climbs up on the ring apron Victor rushes in and delivers a dropkick to the knees that sends Dice falling to the floor and slamming his head against the apron.]

Hart: Nevermind the history lesson Joel! Victor Emmit's about to take Devon Dice to school!

[Victor Emmit then rushes to the outside of the ring towards Dice. Referee Aaron Blake reprimands him as he delivers hard stomps against the back of Devon Dice.]

Nelson: Well this fight is underway despite the bell not even being rung!

[Blake throws his arms in the air as he calls for the bell.]

DING DING DING

Hart: Are you happy now?

[Victor Emmit assists a pained Devon Dice to his feet as he then irish whips him into the steel steps.]

Nelson: Dice now sent into the steel ring steps!

[Blake complains to Victor as he implores him to get in the ring, starting a count to ten.]

ONE

Nelson: This is what Victor wants his last impression in cWo to be?

Hart: Beating Devon Dice, that's his lasting impression!

TWO

Nelson: But like this?

[Victor brings Dice up to his feet and rolls him into the ring.]

Hart: Look Joel I've said it over and over again a win is a win.

[Victor quickly rushes after Dice and goes for a pin attempt.]

ONE

[Dice quickly gets a shoulder up, as Victor sits him up and delivers some quick right hands.]

Nelson: Well to some of us how you win also matters.

Hart: Well obviously Victor isn't in that category!

[Victor then brings Dice back up to his feet, and pulling him in by the wrist, delivers a knee to the stomache. As Dice is bent over, Victor delivers repeated forearms to the back. He then pulls Dice back up to a full stand and hits a forearm that sends Dice back into the ropes.]

Hart: And obviously Dice is afraid of Victor tonight, why do you think it's a non title match?

[Victor follows up with a barrage of forearms to the head of Dice into the ropes, as Aaron Blake counts for a disqualification.]

Nelson: I don't think Dice would have a problem if this were made a Title contest.

Hart: Well that's convenient.

[Victor stops at a four count, as he follows up with an irish whip.]

Nelson: If Victor wants out of cWo so bad what would a Championship matter to him?

[On the rebound, Victor takes Dice down with a jumping back elbow.]

Hart: Well you gotta go gold before you can go platinum!

[Victor goes for a pin.]

ONE

[Dice again quickly gets a shoulder up, Victor slaps the mat with his right hand in a brief spat of frustration.]

Nelson: Well from what I've heard I don't think Face Turn will see platinum.

Hart: What do you know about music Joel? What do you listen to?

[Victor brings Dice to his feet. He pulls him in by the wrist and again hits another knee lift.]

Nelson: It's not my job to talk about music Robbie!

Hart: Exactly my point!

[Victor hits a couple more knee lifts for good measure, then wrenches the arm of Devon Dice, and takes him down with a crescent kick.]

Nelson: And he might be a guitarist but I think Victor's legs are his greatest instrument as we just saw with that kick.

[Victor looks to the audience as he paces around the ring, he mouths off the crowd as they all boo in response. He eggs them on as he gestures for them to bring on the hate as he refocuses on Devon Dice. He backs against the ropes and delivers a quick leg drop on the rebound, with a pin attempt.]

ONE

TWO

[Right on two, Dice kicks out.]

Hart: Victor continues to take it to him!

[Victor begins to pick Dice up again. Dice shows some fight as he delivers forearms into the gut of Victor.]

Nelson: Dice fights back!

[Victor leaps back and falls to his knees after the impact of a hard right to the stomach. He gets up and goes towards Dice again, who takes him down with another forearm to the midsection. Dice attempts to climb up to a full stand but Victor charges him again with another knee lift to the head.]

Hart: Oh!

Nelson: Dice stunned!

[Victor Emmit then takes Dice down with a spinning roundhouse kick.]

Nelson: And another of his vicious kicks!

Hart: Just one of many!

[Victor follows up with another pinfall attempt.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: He kicks out!

Tiger: Victor Emmit's really running on all cylinders!

Hart: You bet he is!

[Victor gets up and walks around a beaten Devon Dice.]

Nelson: No one can ever deny Victor's in ring ability.

Tiger: You have to have ability to be in the cWo.

Hart: Like a lion circling his prey Victor's watching, watching and waiting.

[Dice gets up as Victor places him in a double underhook.]

Hart: Look at this!

[Victor attempts to roll back for his trademark rolling butterfly suplex, but Dice resists. Instead Dice pushes Victor back into the corner.]

Nelson: Dice just got out of a world of trouble there.

[Fans cheer as Dice begins repeatedly ramming his shoulder into Victor's stomache.]

Tiger: If he can keep this up long enough those shoulders into the gut can be a huge equalizer-hold on!

[Dice goes for another shoulder butt, but Victor uses the ropes to lift his legs over Dice's shoulder and takes him down with a sunset flip.]

Hart: What a great move!

ONE

TWO

Hart: Yes! No!

Nelson: Good move but Dice kicked out.

[Victor brings himself to his feet, as Dice slowly rises to his, Victor approaches him while he's on his way up, but Dice manages to back body drop him towards the center of the ring.]

Nelson: And oh!

[Victor hits the mat, but he's quick to recover. Dice charges him and hits him with a running clothesline.]

Nelson: Clotheslines him to the canvas!

[Victor gets up again, as Dice clotheslines him a second time.]

Hart: Oh no!

[Dice goes for a third clothesline, but Victor ducks under it, and runs towards the ropes. He springboards off the second rope and jumps back towards Dice with a crossbody.]

Hart: Oooh!

[Victor goes for the pin.]

ONE

TWO

Nelson: Nearfall!

[Victor gets up, sitting on his knees with his hands on his lap, thinking of what to do next.]

Nelson: Victor's putting on a showcase but he appears to be running out of ideas.

Tiger: He's definitely been reaping the benefits of that attack before the bell.

[Victor sits Dice up, and then aggressively throws the back of his head against the canvas.]

Hart: Oh!

[Victor looks angrily at the crowd again as he spreads his arms out, looks up and shouts "FACE TURN!", drawing the ire of the crowd. He kicks Dice in the side of the ribs, prompting Dice to turn on his stomach.]

Nelson: Victor is either sailing smoothly here or becoming a bit overzealous.

Hart: I think he knows what he's doing!

[A pained Devon Dice attempts to get to his feet, as Victor runs against the ropes away from him.]

Hart: Oh man don't look now but I think Victor's about to FINISH THIS!

[Hart gets excited as Victor leaps off of Dice's back to the top rope, and comes back with his trademark leg drop, but Dice catches him and slams him with a sitout powerbomb.]

Nelson: Goodness!

[Fans cheer as Dice goes for the pinfall.]

Tiger: Could be it!

ONE

TWO

Nelson: No! Two count only!

Tiger: That was just what the doctor ordered as far as Dice is concerned!

Nelson: I'll say.

[Both Dice and Victor lie on the mat as fans clap in support of Devon Dice.]

Nelson: This Peoria crowd obviously have chosen their favorite in this match.

Tiger: It's one thing to hit a big move like that but he's gotta dig deep to keep it up. Followup is key at this point.

[Victor shows signs of life as he begins to climb to his feet.]

Hart: Well that powerbomb wasn't enough to keep Victor down!

[Dice turns to his stomach as he attempts to bring himself to his feet as well. Victor catches up from behind him and places him in a waistlock. He then pulls him towards the center of the ring.]

Nelson: Victor might be looking for a german suplex here!

[As Victor attempts to hoist Dice up for the german suplex, but Dice holds his weight down, and reverses the waistlock.]

Nelson: Dice turns the tables.

[Victor tries to fire back an elbow but Dice ducks it, Victor spins around to face Dice, as Dice sets him up for his trademark sambo suplex.]

Nelson: Hard Eight!

Hart: Nope!

[Victor reverses with a few elbows to the side of Dice's head. He shoves Dice a couple steps away as Victor goes for his jumping roundhouse enziguri.]

Hart: TNT!

Nelson: No!

[Dice bats Victor away, sending him to fall on the mat.]

Nelson: Dice saves himself!

[Victor, frustrated, gets up and charges Dice, who back body drops him to the outside.]

Nelson: And whoa!

Hart: Vic!

[Victor falls to the protective mats outside as fans cheer. Dice falls to his knees as he tries to recuperate. Aaron Blake begins his ten count.]

ONE

Nelson: Dice with another game changing move!

TWO

Tiger: Two close calls for both men turning into yet another small victory for Devon Dice!

THREE

Hart: Yeah whatever, but Victor Emmit keeps catching up!

FOUR

Nelson: Well he's down and out right now.

[Victor Emmit is on the mat as his head looks away from the camera. Subtly his left arm is seen shuffling under the ring.]

FIVE

Tiger: He's gotta make it back in the ring before it's too late.

Hart: I think he knows that!

SIX

[Victor gets up, huffing and puffing as he leans back against the apron, holding an acoustic guitar in front of him, concealed from Devon Dice.]

Nelson: Oh, wait a minute now...

SEVEN

[Fans chatter amongst each other in concern of Victor's concealed weapon, as Dice walks towards Victor and reaches over the top rope for a hold of Emmit's hair.]

Nelson: Look out!

[Victor quickly turns around and hits Dice with the guitar.]

DING DING DING

[Dice falls backwards, collapsing to the mat. Fans boo as Victor looks worn out, still breathing heavily, leaning against the ring apron as Aaron Blake audibly shouts "what the hell are you doin'!?"]

Benson: The winner of this match as a result of a disqualification, Devooooon Dice!

Nelson: Well so much for a good last impression!

Hart: Ah it depends on how you look at it!

Nelson: Well in my opinion if Victor Emmit's plan tonight was to go out on a high note I think he failed that test and I highly doubt i'm alone on that notion.

Tiger: I'm with you there although I'm not surprised. The relationship between Devon Dice and Victor Emmit's been a volatile one at best. If Victor Emmit's speaking the truth when he says this is his swan song, I don't think he'd part from the cWo with a hug and a handshake.

[Victor Emmit, with a shattered guitar in his hand begins to laugh as he walks away from the site. He makes his way up the aisle slowly, leaving Dice in shambles.]

Tiger: Regardless of what we think, I know Victor Emmit's proud of himself.

Hart: And why not? He's setting up Notorious JON for the alleyoop. While Devon Dice is picking splinters out of his thick skull, Jon's gonna swipe his United States Championship!

Nelson: Well if this is Victor Emmit's farewell tour I say good riddance...

[We then go from the sight of Victor smiling, holding his broken guitar up victoriously to Mike Logan holding hands with Sabrina Swallows, with his World Championship over his shoulder walking down the corridors of the backstage halls.]

Nelson: Well folks we got one last commercial break ahead, then we're gonna get a word...perhaps the last words from our World Heavyweight Champion Mike Logan!

Hart: Oh ho! It just gets better and better! I can't wait!

[As we return from commercial break, we hear the familiar refrains of "The Stroke" by Billy Squire playing over the P.A. system as the crowd boos their lungs out as Mike Logan comes to the ring wearing a three-piece Arimani suit with the cWo World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder sneering at the fans with disdain as Sabrina Swallows is by his side, wearing a very skimpy strapless red Gucci dress with matching stiletto heels as the champion stops just before he gets in the ring, holding his championship belt at some fans in the front row as the front row shouts insults at Mike Logan. Logan then grabs one of the guys on the front row's beers and tosses it at the fans as security immediately surrounds the area while Logan and Sabrina are taunting the fans.]

Nelson: See, actions like that make me ashamed that Mike Logan is our World Heavyweight Champion. Throwing beer at fans? That's not how a champion should act...

Tiger: I don't think he really cares because the fact remains he's still our World Heavyweight Champion and as deplorable of an individual as he is, he still manages to find a way to keep the belt around his waist.

Hart: Why does it pain you both to just give credit where credit's due? Mike Logan is quite possibly, the greatest World Champion we've ever had in cWo in terms of wrestling ability?

[Mike Logan then steps in the ring and sits on the middle rope for Sabrina, who bends over the middle rope, showing off her thong to the crowd as she gets in the ring as Mike Logan and Sabrina survey the crowd as Sabrina takes the microphone and the fans start to boo.]

Sabrina Swallows: Uhmmm... like, EX-CUSE ME?!?

[The crowd immediately starts booing and some of the audience starts a "SHE'S GOT HER-PES!" chant.]

Sabrina Swallows: Like, I've been tested and junk, and I totally don't have herpes, mm-kay? Now, if you'll, like, direct your attention to the center of the ring and junk, I present to you, YOUR cWo World Heavyweight Champion, a true five-alarm hottie with a million-dollar body... a damned handsome man... Mike "He's a p***y lickin' demon with vanilla flavored semen"... Logan!

[Immediately, the crowd begins to boo and a very vocal "F**K YOU, LO-GAN!" chant begins as Mike Logan just smirks at the crowd.]

Mike Logan: First off, I would like to thank you bottom-feeding, low-life pieces of crap because YOUR welfare checks are paying MY salary while you go out courting your sisters, or mothers, or both...

[The crowd immediately showers Logan and Sabrina with all kinds of garbage after that remark as Logan just smirks at them.]

Mike Logan: I get it, you all don't like me too much. You know what? That's too damn bad because everyone you've sent to go toe-to-toe with this bad mo-fo has gone down in flames. "Hop-Along Hay-Seed"? He's in his trailer park in Bumf**k, Oklahoma crying in his sister, erm, wife's lap about how he doesn't measure up as a man compared to "The Loga-Conda" and his little bastard kids are finally coming to grips with the fact their daddy is a FAILURE!

[The crowd really boos and throws more stuff at Logan after that remark and the "F**K YOU, LO-GAN!" chant gains more steam.]

Mike Logan: And another thing to you Peoria peons... it's not f**k ME, it's f**k YOU! Now, let's get to talking about John-Boy and MuMu! First off, John-Boy, I admire your courage, I really do. You've got a lot of balls to keep coming back for more. Granted, you have s**t for brains, but you've got a lot of balls, man. But what you don't realize is that when I put you on the shelf last time, you were DAMN lucky that I didn't end your career and this time? I promise I will beat you so badly, that your precious fans are going to BEG for you to retire so big bad Mike Logan doesn't end your short, pointless life in the ring! And as for you, MuMu... people keep putting you on the hero pedestal like you're gonna be the guy to beat me for MY belt. The thought of you beating ME is funnier than a George Carlin comedy routine! Boys, there's no way you'll ever beat someone with the style, the grace, and the face to beat the show-stoppin', crowd-poppin', body-rockin', pulse-poundin', heart-racer, the handsome-faced heart-breaker, the innovator, the commentator-complicator, the motivator, the motivation, I'm the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour, I'm the women's pet, the men's regret, what you see, is what you get, and what you don't see... is better yet. I sizzle like T-Bone steak and I'm sweeter than a German chocolate cake. I'll make your back crack, you liver quiver, and I'll rearrange your face with style and grace. And while you boys and laughin' and jokin', "The Loga-Conda" is in the ring cookin' and smokin'! Now if you people will excuse me, Sabrina wants to play with my rubix cube becasue she knows the more she plays with it, THE HARDER IT GETS!

["Elevation" by U2 plays as Johnny Serious makes his way out to the entrance ramp. He has a mic in hand as the fans are going crazy.]

Serious: You Need to SERIOUSLY shut the hell up!

[The crowd goes crazy]

Nelson: It's about time!!!!!

Serious: Now the only thing stopping me right now from going down their and giving you a SERIOUS beat down is that I want to make sure that you don't figure your way out at Will of a Warrior!

Sabrina Swallows: Oh like you have a shot?

Serious: Relax honey. If your definition of shot comes from a Porn Movie then I don't want that shot. So get back on your knees where you belong and shut the hell up!

[The crowd goes wild once again.]

Serious: Now Logan, I want you to take the next few nights and think about your last days as World Champion. Because I knew that I was hungry to take you down but I never imagined that Muru was just as hungry. You have two people gunning for you at Will of a Warrior and your out here tonight talking trash out of your mouth. So listen up, little pup! You're over and done and on the run, I all ready won and it's kind of fun, now it's time to end your ryhme, cause the end is near and your full of fear, but don't get delirious, it's time to GET SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The crowd cheers again.]

Serious: See you this Sunday Michael Logan!!!!!!

[Elevation plays as Serious stares down Mike Logan.]

Nelson: Well there you have it folks!

Tiger: The battle lines are drawn Joel and I don't like Mike Logan's chances this Sunday.

Hart: If anyone's equipped to beat Johnny Serious and Muru on the same night it's Mike Logan!

Nelson: If Mike Logan can come out of this match with his Championship then colour me impressed. I'd be hard pressed to put any money on it, but we'll know if he can this Sunday at Will of a Warrior in this historic main event, don't miss it!...